How Many Apples?

by Pozzo

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Comedy
Length: 3266

Applejack makes a bet involving lots and lot of apples getting stuck where the sun don't shine. Things escalate quickly.

Applejack loves apples. It goes without saying. One night, over drinks, she's challenged into loving whole field of apples. And by "love" I mean "shove inside yourself". Naturally she's game, but the wording of the bet eaves a lot of room for interpretation. Which is a shame when you have a literal-minded friend with a gift for magic.

Wrote this ages ago on other sites, reuploading it here.

Contains...well, a lot of stuff: Impossibly large insertion, apple-stuffing, fisting, urethra and nipple insertion and, because it's me, more non-lethal gore that should kill her but doesn't because it just doesn't. Magic, whatever, it don't matter. None of this matters.

Do not read if you don't like gore or if you need stories to make sense

Published 2017-03-10 02:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-10 02:30:02 UTC

How Many Apples?

0 - How Many Apples?

The two girls stood in a clearing by the old apple trees, away from everyone and everything that might get in the way. The air was hot and crisp-Applejack had already taken off her work shirt and was sitting on a basket of apples, her bare breasts exposed to the sun. Her friend Rainbow Dash paced in circles around her, still wearing her sports vest and shorts. The athletic girl snorted impatiently, looking at a watch that wasn’t actually there, before throwing her hands up.

“Urgh, where is she? You told her where we’d be, right?” she asked.

“Sure I did. Just settle down.” Answered Applejack. “ Don’t see why you’re in such a hurry anyway.”

“I just hate waiting is all. Standing around doing nothing. Bo-ring!”

“Sure it isn’t just that you’re looking forward to this?”

“It’s not like that, I just think you’re full of baloney, so I might as well win some free cider after proving you wrong.”

“Dream on, Rainbow. Sure is gonna be nice having my own personal maid. Real fancy.”

“Now who’s dreaming-oh hey, I think I see her!”

Sure enough, out of the tree’s came the purple figure of "dusk sparkle", sweating profusely and covered in branches. She huffed and puffed before addressing her friends.

“Phew...sorry, girls, I got a little lost, and uh...I still don’t feel so great. We must be miles from the farmhouse...” she said.

“Don’t sweat it, Twilight. Just uh, know your limits next time. You were pretty far gone, sugarcube. “

“Uh...ok...” said Twi, who was suddenly aware that Applejack was topless. She blushed and looked away.

“Yeah, I didn’t know it was possible to dance that long and that badly.” Laughed Rainbow, causing her friend to clear her throat before sharply changing the subject.

“So... what’s this all about, anyway?” asked Twilight, trying not to stare at her half-naked friend. Rainbow snorted out a laugh, shaking her head.

“You mean you don’t remember?” she asked. Twilight scratched her head bashfully, which sufficed as an answer. Her two friends just laughed some more.

“Ok, I get it, it won’t happen again!” groaned Twilight. “I just remember you two making some crazy bet and asking me to be the judge. I just forget the particulars is all. I’m guessing it’s something to do with all these apples.” She gestured to “all these apples” as she had put it, which in reality meant a seemingly endless supply of baskets, filled to the brim with apples.

“Uh-huh.” Said Applejack. “This here’s a healthy chunk of this year’s harvest. Had a particularly good year this year, so we can afford to lose a few if it comes down to it. Especially if it means getting one over Rainbow here.”

“No chance!”
“So...what’s the deal? Is it an eating contest?”

“Nah, Pinkies got us both beat in that regard anyway.” Sighed Rainbow, before thinking. “Well, in a way...I guess it is an eating contest. Only with one person. And not really...eating...”

“Not really eating? Well what’s the bet?”

“The bet,” began Applejack, standing up suddenly, “is that I can get all of these inside me. Every last one.”

“What.”

“Ain’t that complicated, Twi. I’m shoving each of these apples inside me, one way or another.”

Twilight gave her friend a long hard look, waiting for her face to crack into laughter, or to betray something-anything-other than complete seriousness. But the farmer girl met her gaze calmly. Twilight turned to Rainbow, who looked a little less calm, but equally determined. Twilight could only splutter, befuddled.

“How...why...how did this even come about?!” she asked, pulling on her long purple hair.

“Twi, we had a LOT of cider last night.”

“But we made a bet-a sacred oath! We can’t pull out now.” Said Rainbow, with complete conviction.

“Especially when there’s guaranteed free cider on the line!”

“I get Rainbow agreeing, it’s not like you have to do anything. Applejack, this is insane! You’d be lucky to fit one basket-“

“Rainbow’s right, Twi. I ain’t one to back down from anything. I may have been a little tipsy, maybe just a little bit tired when I said what I said, but a bet’s a bet. I’m doing it. And you agreed to be the judge.”

“ But I don’t remember any of this!” said Twi.

“And you learned an important lesson about alcohol.” Said Rainbow, putting an arm around the frazzled princess’s shoulder. “But not remembering isn’t an excuse. So sit down and watch.”

“Might even enjoy it...” said Applejack.

“No homo.”

Twilight sighed heavily before throwing her arms up in surrender.

“Fine,whatever. It’s not like I had anything to do today.” She grumbled. She sat herself down on the grass, then immediately started to protest as Applejack peeled off her jeans.

“What, you think I was only gonna use my mouth?” asked Applejack.

“Uh...uh..”
“Oh don’t be weird, Twilight, it’s not like that.” Said Rainbow, although Twi could detect a faint redness in her cheeks. “Just common sense. And I don’t want any excuses from her when she loses.”

“Whatever” replied AJ, as she slipped out of her panties. Fully nude, the farm girl got down on her hands and knees.

“Well, Rainbow, get to it.”

“Gladly. Uh, I mean, whatever.” Said Rainbow. She dragged the nearest basket over and picked a juicy red apple from it, holding it in her hands and staring at it like it held some powerful secret. Then she spread her friend’s labia with one hand, before roughly pushing the apple against her entrance.

“Ooft, not messing around,are ya?” said Applejack, looking behind her.

“Are we really already complaining? It’s not even been one apple!”

“Aww just get on with it.”

The apple soon disappeared inside Applejack’s womanhood. Twilight shifted on the ground a little bit. She could barely get a few fingers inside herself, and AJ had just swallowed an apple like a hungry child. No wonder she was confident...but she was still fairly sure Rainbow would win the bet. She made sure to keep a mental note of every apple that worked its way inside. Rainbow was slow but steady, and soon had settled into a rhythm of reaching for an apple, pressing it against her friend’s pussy, then pushing it inside before reaching for another one. AJ made sure to keep talking to Rainbow, boasting that she
barely felt a thing. Soon enough, she had managed a whole basket.

“One basket already?” asked Aplpejack, smirking. “This is gonna be easy.”

“That was nothing. We’re just getting started.” Replied Rainbow, dragging another basket closer and repeating the process. Soon a visible bulge began to protrude from AJ’s stomach area.

“Are you sure you’re ok?” Asked Twilight.

“Ain’t nothing,sugarcube. That’s just my womb starting to stretch a little bit.”

“Oh. Yeah, sounds fine.” Muttered Twilight, internally wincing at the thought. She hoped there was a spell for reversing any damage that might happen. It wasn’t often that people filled up their wombs with fruit, though.

Soon the second basket was empty. Then a third. Then a fourth. It was amazing to watch really, and Twilight found herself beginning to feel a little funny. She had taken her shirt and skirt off and was sitting in her bra and panties. Because it was warm, obviously. Rainbow had done the same. Nothing about this was weird, or anything. Twi wiped sweat from her brow as Applejack let out her first sign of discomfort (At least, Twilight assumed it was discomfort.), her abdomen now almost touching the ground, heavy with apples. She looked heavily pregnant, although the countless bumps and ridges along her skin sure didn’t look like it came from babies.

“Still feeling confident?” smirked Rainbow, as she prepared another basket. Applejack snorted.
“Just remember I’ve got other holes back there, Rainbow.” Her pussy must have been approaching full capacity-two apples, covered in juices, were poking out of it, one on top of the other, the lips swollen and red around them. Rainbow poked the two apples a little.

“Oh yeah, so you do. Think I’ll start using this one.” She said, smiling evilly.]

“Which oneaaaAAA!” cried Applejack. Twilight gasped as Rainbow started to push an apple up her friend’s urethra. It didn’t really take.

“Huh, this hole needs a little stretching...” she said, forcing two fingers inside the hole. Applejack winced as Rainbow flexed her fingers apart from inside her, widening the hole. Twilight felt as a judge that she should say something, given that Applejack had clearly not expected this. But the bet simply said that the apples should be inside her, so this was fine. Besides, it would work in AJ’s favour. So she didn’t feel guilty letting Rainbow work four fingers inside the urethra and hammer away for a good 5 or 10 minutes, before eventually managing to shove an apple inside. More followed, until another, separate bulge
began to emerge from Applejack’s stomach. Spurts of pee came out every now and then, but the apples held firm. All in all, Rainbow managed to get another whole basket inside Applejack’s bladder.

“Wow, I’m impressed, AJ. Maybe you weren’t completely full of baloney after all.”

“...”

“Nothing to say?”

“...Get on with it.” Managed AJ.

“If you say so.” Applejack’s anus was gaping open, probably from the apples pushing up against her walls from the inside. Rainbow hooked two fingers inside and pulled upwards, stretching the hole out a good few inches.

“Had a feeling this hole would be stretchy...” she looked across to Twilight, who was staring at the sight.

“Hey Twilight, fancy a shot?

“Really? Aren’t I meant to be impartial?”

“Yeah, so shove those apples inside impartially, ok? Go on, it’s fun.”

“Well...sure.” Said Twilight. Applejack offered no comment as the purple-haired princess walked across. She gingerly picked an apple up with her hand, turned around, and gently placed it inside the farm girl’s anus, right on the rim, where it balanced for a second before disappearing inside.

“Oh come on, do it with a little more oomph. Like this!” said Rainbow Dash, before shoving an apple deep inside, her wrist disappearing for a second before coming out again.

“Oh, ok...” said Twilight. She also hooked two fingers inside, pulling left instead of up, before shoving an apple inside as far as she could, which was past the wrist by an inch or so.

“Hey, hole that position” said Rainbow. She adjusted her left hand so that it was pulling to the opposite side of Twilight, before she managed to fit her hand inside parallel with Twilight. AJ moaned deeply as she was double fisted, the apples in her pussy vibrating.

“Oh this is much faster. Come on, let’s do it this way.” Said Rainbow. Together they worked through basket after basket, pushing apples in at the same time, pushing the apples already inside further and further inside. If they could have seen Applejack’s stomach
they would have seen the snaking outline of her intestines as they were filled with apples, before eventually reaching her stomach. After 30 or so minutes of this, the bulge in her stomach had eclipsed the bulge in her womb, and the combined size of both of them as they merged into one mega-bulge was now actually supporting her weight, arms and knees dangling to the sides.

Twilight-who had some point had lost her bra, presumably due to the sweat from all this hard work- looked back to the field of baskets-more than half were now empty. But there were still far too many to continue as they were going. It was getting harder and harder to push the apples inside. She even used her magic to push them more efficiently, but there was only so many that could fit.

“Sorry, Applejack, but I think Rainbow’s got this wrapped up.”

“Hah,told you!” grinned Rainbow, who was also topless, her perky nipples rock hard atop her A-cup breasts. Probably from adrenaline at winning. Thought Twilight to herself. It did give her an idea, though. Walking to the front, Twilight grabbed one of Applejacks hearty breasts. She started to rub her finger along the nipple. With a bit of force, she was able to force her finger inside, which was all she needed. Her magic spread the hole wide. Levitating a basket, she started to place apples inside the breast.

“Oh, good thinking Twilight!” cooed Rainbow Dash, who got to work forcing the other nipple open.

“Just making sure we give Applejack every chance. Isn’t that right, Applejack?” said Twilight, simply. Applejack look down woozily. It was hard for her to move her head, or to even talk there were apples bulging her throat out, not quite filling out her throat to allow a little room to breathe, but still eye-wateringly filled.

“Sure...do everything you gotta do...I’m winning this bet!” she managed, as her breasts swelled to double, triple, perhaps even four times their normal size. More and more apples went inside-two baskets between them-until they were filled to capacity. When they were done, Applejack was able to lay her head on them like pillows.

“Ok, surely that’s it. I’ve won now, right?” asked Rainbow. “I mean, if we can fit more in then sure, keep going...” Twilight thought hard to herself. All of AJ’s natural cavity’s were now full. The only way to fit the remaining apples in...would be to create space.

“AJ, how far are you willing to go to win?” she asked.

“As far as it takes, sugurcube.”

“Good. This might get weird, but you’ll be fine, promise.”

“Yeah, wouldn’t want this to get weird.” Muttered AJ, who at this point was more apple than human.

Twilight walked back around to one of Applejack’s dangling legs. Using her magic, she started to cast a few spells for bleeding and pain that she knew. It was technically cheating, but no one seemed to raise any objections. Then she focused her magic and sliced a neat cut all the way from the thigh to the foot, down to the bone.
“Woah, Twilight-“

“Shh, it’s ok.”said the princess, who was now completely committed to the project-it was like an intellectual exercise now. Yes, that was it. Like a puzzle. And this puzzle called for removing the bones in her friends legs, piece by piece, dumping them on the ground beside her. The leg flopped around like a big, fleshy legging, but not for long.

“Ohh...you’re replacing her bones with apples!” said Rainbow, suddenly getting it.

“Yup! They’ll be inside her, so by the definition of the bet this is all perfectly legal!” said Twilight happily, filling up the leg like a stocking for Hearth’s Warming Eve. She repeated the process on the other leg, and then the left and right arm. The limbs all dangled down, the fingers and toes still empty and flapping. There were now , despite the odds, only a few baskets to go. Rainbow didn’t seem worried though. Maybe just a little tense, which would explain why she had a hand down her pants. A little stress relief was normal.

Twilight looked around for any more work she could do. Ah, of course-in her current state, she didn’t need her spine for walking, did she? Making a cut along her back, Twilight pulled the long white bone out entirely, setting it down by the discarded femurs and such. Taking a look inside her friend, she decided to remove the less-necessary organs while she was here-kidneys, spleen and liver all placed in an empty basket. The organs that had been stuffed with apples remained. The ribcage, which was now slight adrift with no spine to hold it in place- was protecting the heart and lungs, but...well, she would put everything back later anyway, so she stripped the ribcage rib by rib, before managing to fill yet another
basket inside the new spaces inside the torso. She made sure the heart and lungs were still all connected and working before sealing the cut back up.

Moving towards Applejack’s head, which was now resting at a 90 degree angle on her breasts, Twilight decided against too much work-she didn’t want to bring the brain into this. But she did pluck out the farmgirl's bright green eyes, placing them gently in with her lesser organs ,before ramming two apples into two new holes. They were pulped slightly, given that it was a tight fit, but it still counted. Finally she shoved a few apples inside the mouth, dislocating the jaw and stretching it out until she managed the final couple of apples inside.

Twilight and Rainbow stood back and marveled. What was once a normal woman was now a grotesque, bulging , largely boneless mass, many times the size of what she had been previously, the countless apples inside poking and prodding from inside of her. Apples could be seen from her ass, mouth, pussy, urethra, tits, even her eyes...she couldn’t really speak or move at all, but both Rainbow and Twilight felt a certain unmistakable sense of pride emitting from the collection of fruit and flesh in front of them.

“Well...I think you lost, Rainbow-“ started Twilight, but was interrupted as Rainbow kissed her
passionately, forcing a tongue inside as she slipped her hand down the front of the princess’s pants. They ground against each other, sweat mixing on skin, before breaking the kiss.

“Twilight, I...I have to be honest. This wasn’t just about a bet.”

“Yeah...if I’m being honest as well, I think I knew that.” Admitted Twilight. They giggled, embarrassed, before turning towards Applejack again.

“Well,you did it, AJ. Congrats.” Said Rainbow, patting her on the stomach. “Twilight, do you think you could...uh...”

“Well, let’s get rid of all those apples first.” Said Twilight.
Concentrating, she attempted to quickly teleport every apple out at once. They all reappeared at once in the empty baskets, excluding the one that now held Applejacks eyes and non-vital organs. Applejack’s form instantly deflated into a giant, fleshy, formless heap, save for her head at the very top, the jawbone a good half a foot away from the rest of her skull. The stretching had caused her to have so much excess skin that it was basically like a giant tarp of skin. Her vaginal walls and rectum had also spilled out-Applejacks womb could probably be used as a sleeping bag right now.

Twilight levitated the mass up, shaking it around and stretching the openings until the remaining insides had fallen out-intestines coiled like some giant snake, the rubbery womb, a pelvis bone, the bladder, the heart and lungs which still seemed to be working, and finally the skull, landing on top of her womb. Twilight laid the giant, empty skin on the ground and began rolling it up like a carpet as Rainbow picked
up her friends skull.

“Uh...is she ok?” she asked, looking into the empty eye-sockets.

“Well...do you need a rug for your home?”

“Not funny,Twi.”

“She’ll be fine. There’s no one more stubborn than Applejack, she can take it.”

“I don’t think surviving this is about how stubborn you are...”

“Look, just help me gather all this up. I’ll put her back together at the castle, although she might still be a bit...stretched out.”

“If you say so.” Said Rainbow, not entirely convinced. She rapped a knuckle on the skull.
“I know you probably can’t hear me or anything but...no hard feelings eh? If you get back together,

guess you can get payback when I’m your maid.” She said to the skull.

“But I’m still getting that cider.”