A Collection of My Personal Work

by The One and the Only

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2359

I like to write poetry so I made this "story" so I could post some of it

I like to write poetry so I made this "story" so I could post some of it.
In case your wondering, this will always be incomplete because I'm gonna add more to it as I go.

Published 2017-03-15 18:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-15 18:20:01 UTC

Elements of Harmony

Elements of Harmony

Friendship

Working each day, working each night
No time for fun, let's get this right.
I know it's true, please let be,
Yes! Princess Celestia chose me!

I got to the school, I must study.
What? I do not need a book buddy.
I can study by myself if that's alright,
I'll study all day and study all night.

I have no time for friends if I want to succeed,
At being the Princess's perfect student. Yes! That's what I'll be.

I'm ready to try out a spell,
I sure hope it turns out well.
If it doesn't, I'll cry,
I hope I get by.
What is that sound... (YELP)!

Everything's white, I cannot see,
Is this what the afterlife is supposed to be?
The spell has stopped and I can see again.
Is that a baby dragon?

It's been a few years, and I think we are doomed,
I just read about Nightmare Moon.
I'm not really sure how this will turn out,
I heard she has an enormous shout.

Well I was right, Nightmare Moon attacked,
she left the village completely ransacked.
But some ponies and I,
We shall not just stand by,
And let this amount of terror be stacked.

I've learn of Elements of Harmony,
And as the words come from my lips,
I will never forget the first time,
I felt the feeling of friendship.

Kindness

I hope you don't that I decided to say,
a few of things I've learned in past days.
I may not be brave and strong,
And I am always afraid that I'd done something wrong.

I love the animals, yes I love every one.
I have go feed them, after we're done.
For now, however, as you listen to me,
I have to tell you a little story.

I lived up in Cloudsdale, it's a beutiflu town.
Most ponies up there almost never come down.

I remember the day that Rainbow Dash saved me from those whom were mean.
I'm very glad that there somepony who would stand up for me.

Next was a race,
to be flown at a fast pace,
I wasn't real sure what to do.
I fell through clouds,
as I screamed really loud,
past my face the wind furiously blew.

But something stopped my fall,
It was the most beautiful things of all,
a group of big pink butterflies.
After I landed, unhurt,
An explosion was heard,
And the animals, they became oh so shy.

I comforted them, and they comforted me,
I promised that forever, friends we would be.

So yes it is true, I love all creatures,
Around them I never feel shy.
So if you have a pet, and that needs some help,
don't hesitate to stop by.

Generosity

I don't entirely know why but when I wrote this one I couldn't stop think about a rap song.

Yes, I am Rarity that's always been my name.
I'll admit that there times in which do go insane.
More sequins! More glitter! I know what each dress needs,
When the call of jewels rings, I am sure to be the one who heeds.

Now darling, let me explain, when I find a dress that's bad,
To leave looking like an abomination will simply drive me mad.
That's why it is destiny, that's why it is my fad,
To make a dress for anyone whether it be a grown stallion or lad.

So even if my actions may seem a bit crazy,
I'll make clothes that one could call, a Rarity.

Loyalty

Some of the words in this poem are spelled wrong on purpose. It is Rainbow Dash we're talking about here (I'm not saying she's stupid she just isn't studious)

Hi! I'm Rainbow Dash,
The coolest mare in town.
I'm the one in charge of the weather pony team,
I'm sure you've seen me around.

I'm the fastest flyer in all of ponyville,
Screw that! I'm fastest in Equestria.
I've done several Sonic Rainbooms,
I even faster than Celestia.

I admit I made be a bit headstrong,
I certainly filled with perfectancy.
But I will never abandon you,
As I am the Element of Loyalty.

If your in need of some help, I'll be there.,
I never abandon my friends,
Even if you were mean to me once,
I'm sure we can make amends.

When the world is coming to an end,
When trees burn and rivers boil,
Just know that I won't leave your side,
For I will always be loyal.

Honesty

Applejack is my personal favorite. Many of these words are spelled to match the farmpony's accent

Ah' am sorry if I hurt your feelings,
Ah' just have such an honest opinion.
If Ah' truly think your ideas are bad,
Ah' may make you very sad

If Ah' speak at all, it cannot be a lah,
Lahing is just not somewhere Ah' can go.
And Ah' also have this awful pride,
But there is soothin' you should know.

If I swear I will not tell a secret,
I'll keep that promise well.
Ah'll never tell a soul about it,
Even if Ah were put through hell.

So understand that Ah will not lie,
Ah will never back down from a dare,
I will be true to you till the very end.
Ah mean that honestly. I swear.

Laughter

I like to laugh, I'm really funny,
I like chips washed up in honey.
You'll never see, oh wait, yes you will,
There's a party I have to through for you still.

I'll make you laugh, come on, do it with me,
It's not bad to act a little crazy.
What's that? I'm making you tired!?
please don't get rid of me... I don't want to be fired.

Making others laugh, that is my job,
If I do wrong, it's like I rob,
the happiness your supposed to get,
If your not happy I feel like s###

You seem a bit surprised to see me swear,
And to see me with straightened hair.
I'll admit, I have secrets untold,
I really need someponies hoof to hold.

Well, thank you for being nice to me,
You've made be feel very happy.
So let me get my confetti blaster,
It's time to fill you up with laughter!

Author's Note

Well, I finally did it. I wrote down some of my poems. I think I may actually continue on and add a few chapters. I am going to make two more chapters: A Poem that Doesn't Rhyme and Random Ideas. I already have the poems finished on Random ideas but if you say something now I may add one to it (or I'll just put it on another chapter).

Random Ideas

Fickle Bookdragon

suggested by Iryerris on a Discord

"Fickle the Bookdragon!" That's what Twilight said.
And now because of her I'm unfortunately dead.
"Confuse the creature and you will be fine."
I think I should have said, "Shut up!" Next time.

Then again that's not a problem. I'm already dead.
As my spirit floats down I can see my own head.
Wait. Go down!? No! Please not down there!
I scream as I leave the Bookdragons lair.

Now I'm in Tarterus, and there's fire wherever I look.
That's all because of that Goshdarned creature: a dragon with a book.
End

Mmmmm Noodles

suggested by Wing on a Discord channel. I looked up info on this link

Mmmmm Noodles. That's all I can say,
The taste of these noodles is great today.
listen now, as I make a ballad,
to the wonderful Shanghai Noodle Salad.

It is so beautiful to every eye,
The of Sukhothai Pad Thai.
To all the people you must beckon,
To try some of Grandma's soup II.

So now that you've heard this poem by me,
go on and look for a recipe.
End

Acolyte of Cheer

I have studied how to cheer. I got tips from Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash taught me how to cheer and fly.
Now it is time for me to cheer for you,
Let my team together. I'm part of a crew.

Derpy is ready, Pinkie is ready,
Lyra is ready, and I am ready.
Everpony is prepared,
let's do this already.

"1, 2, 3, 4,
make your opponents feel sore,
5,6,7,8,
I'm really bored but feeling great.
9, 10, 11, 12,
My muscles ache like I'm in hell,
13,14,15,16,
I hope you do not think I'm mean"

Wait a minute, what did we say,
I had no idea that those were the words,
I guess since we do nothing but cheer,
To think we're sane would be absurd.
End

Requiem of Gesundheit

Gesundheit. What does it mean?
I've never looked up it's definition.
Maybe it means "bless you." maybe it means "are you ok?"
To find it's meaning is my mission.

I will ask people across Equestria,
Hey! Maybe Twilight knows.
I'll ask Rarity as well,
And then buy some clothes.

Or maybe it means "I'm sorry."
I shall search for it's meaning all alone.
Oh wait, here's my dictionary...
So that's what it means. I guess I'll stay home.
End

The length of the average human beings intestine is twenty feet long

Yeah, yeah, I know. It short and it's stupid. I asked for random ideas on Discord and I was given this. What the heck, I've got a long life ahead of me so I guess it's not that big of a deal

The length of the average humans intestine is twenty feet long.
I don't know why but I think, that would make a good song.
Am I crazy, or am I stupid for accepting this idea of a poem,
To guy who suggested: Man do I hate him.
End

Snow

Inspiration: Snowybee

Snow is white, that's just one word,
But Snow can be described as so much more.
Look at closer. Yes closer. Even closer.
keeping looking closer till your eyes are sore.

There! That's it. Can you see what I see,
This one little snowflake with all it's small parts.
You can till it is perfectly,
described as a work of art.

It's small, insignificant, but yet so great.
Each one is different from every other.
It is just like every one of us,
from brother, to sister, from father, to mother.

So when your unable to find how unique you are,
And you have nowhere else to go,
Simply look into the sky as ice falls down,
And compare yourself to the snow.
End

Turtles

suggested by ScootalooFTW on a Discord channel

Turtles are slow, yet one won a race,
Fluttershy is shy, but she cheered during a race,
Twilight reads books, yet she's afraid of a test,
Rainbow Dash fast... and you know the rest,
Rarity is clean, yet she can be a bit crazy,
Applejack is honest, but she can hurt your feelings,
I am a poet, creating words at good pace,
A Turtle is slow, but it won a race.
End

Red Gravy Stains

Suggested by ScootalooFTW on Discord.

Red gravy stains all on your clothes,
But you have a date tonight and this is no way to go,
Maybe you can go like this and just simply say,
"It was total accide..." oh wait, she walked away.

Poems that don't Rhyme

Not all poems rhyme. I don't mean to brag but it does taken a certain skill to master making a poem without Rhyming. Hopefully you will like what I have done here.

I wish I could see.
I wish I could feel.
I wish many things,
they do not come true.

Why must one live in this distraught land?
why must we suffer at the enjoyment of our punishers?
Why do we not give up on our existence when we know there is no way for our existence to be helpful?

These are questions.
What kind of questions are they?
They are the kinds of questions that must be asked.

What is this distraught land?
It is a nightmare.
That is why I feel fear creep into my soul.
I must defeat this feeling.
I will fight until there is not breath in me.
I will fight until I die.

I have fought, and I have won.
No longer do I suffer,
No longer is my existence not helpful.
I will bring this same peace to others.

Peace.
What is peace?
Is it good?
is it bad?
Is peace a feeling of pleasure towards the loss of stress?
Is peace something we create to elude ourselves from our pain?
Will we ever achieve true and perfect peace?

Perfection.
What is perfection?
Perfection is the description given to our Almighty God, Lord, and Savior.
God is so much more than perfect.
We cannot even describe Him.
No words can bring to Him His full Glory and worth.

What are we?
We are so very little in comparison.
When we look up to our Almighty Father, we are nothing,
When God looks down upon us, we are everything.

You read these words,
Do you understand them?
Do you agree?
Do you think I'm crazy and that I should not be saying these things?

What are these?
They are questions.
Should they be asked?
Yes.
Should they be answered?
________________

Describe yourself.
I am a narrator
What do you do?
I narrate of course

Please tell about yourself so all may hear

I describe faces
I see the thoughts of others.
I can know everything about you,
And yet I have no power over you.

I tell the story.
I can say it from your point of view,
Yet I cannot see what you see.

Your mind is your own.
My mind is yours.
Your mind is not mine.
I am within you and yet I am not able to grasp your meaning.

I tell what you look like to others.
Sometimes I am descriptive,
Sometimes I'm not.

That is the narrator