Author's Note

Another play at one of the tropes in the community are the funny/sex stories that make fun of 'mating season' or what is often refereed to as heat season. I wrote this back when I was keeping the main story pg as far as romance goes.

Mating Season

Mating Season

Location: Liset, Ponyville, Equestria, Planet Equin.

Serenity, Drax, and I descended from the ramp of the Liset and into the grassy field next to the library. Heading for the center of town we traversed with little haste. Passing the library, something graced my nostrils. So I did the sensible thing any man would do. I sniffed.... Twice.

Then one really big one!

“WOAH!” I exclaimed, turning on the tips of my toes. “Wow!” I wasted no time in covering my burning sinuses with the crook of my arm. Nearby Drax gagged and Serenity coughed. “It’s like someone released a massive fruit bomb!” I gagged. The air reeked of some disgusting mix of fruit. I could pick out things here and there but it was rank!

I was starting to feel light headed.

“Wow! I am putting my helmet on and turning the filter all the way up!” I said, mostly to myself as I fanned the air in front of my face with my hand. Next to me, both my teammates covered their noses with their hands. Glancing at them, they both looked at me and we all knew what to do.

After grabbing them and slipping them over our heads, and making sure the filters were on high, we headed back down the mainstreet of Ponyville. But as we walked, it was very apparent that the area was almost…

“Dead?” Serenity spoke while searching the area. “The town is practically… dead?” She wasn’t wrong. THe town was dead. I’m pretty sure I just saw a house with the windows boarded.

“Did we miss a memo?” I asked. “Or did Loki sneak through and steal everyone?” Knowing that idiot, he would do something like that. We continued to look around before coming to a stop just in front of town hall. On the door was a simple sign that said ‘CLOSED’, in big red letters. All three of us circled up and looked around.

No damage, screaming, fire or… anything.

“Pst!” all three of our heads snapped to the side at the sound. “Over here!” came the whisper from a nearby alleyway. Part of a red muzzle peeked out before slipping back. A hoof waved us over. We all glanced at each other before walking over.

“Big Mac?” I question. Said stallion hid behind a trashcan. “What are you doing?” He rapidly waved both hooves and whispered ‘Shhh… shush!’. Confused I glance back at Serenity, who did the same to me. “What is going on?”

The stallion in question glanced around. “N-No pony told you that-”

He was cut off when a very loud, very feminine voice yelled. “OHHHHHH BIG MACINTOSH!? WHERE ARE YOU HONEY BUN!!!!” I watched in awe as he went stiff as a board, eyes bugging out, and he whimpered.

“SCATTER!” he screamed at the top of his lungs and disappeared in a flash of red. Myself, I slowly looked over my shoulder at Serenity, then to Drax.

“S-Should… Should we be worried?” Serenity asked with the same tone. I didn’t answer. Pretty sure a tumbleweed rolled by. I swallowed the saliva in my throat. Something didn’t feel right. Because I felt like I was being watched. A little blue dot appeared on my radar…

Followed by three more…

And a fourth…

Then a fifth…

We were surrounded. I took a cautious step back. “Drax, Serenity,” I glanced back as my teammates started to back away with me. “On my mark, split up… and head for the Liset. Got it?” Both nodded. HIgh above us I could hear this screeching, like an artillery shell.

I had no time to react when something hit me on the chest at full force. I went flying back so far that I actually left a ditch from the drag. I glanced up at my shields.

1

I had one shield. How am I not dead? My eyes drifted from the now regenerating shields to the panting blue mare standing on my chest. “Hi… Excalibur!” Rainbow greeted between pants. “You… doing anything… later?”

“Why do you ask?” I inquired with a raised eyebrow. Something was off. Rainbow was to beat, and to red to be exercising. I turned my head slightly at my teammates. I gave them a quick head tilt back. Both nodded in understanding and made a run for it.

Rainbow swallowed and continued to pant. I heard a very wet *splat* from behind her. What the hell was that? “Just wondering… if… you wanted to have a little fun?” she asked, lidding her eyes and leaning down and rubbing her face on my armor. “Mmmmm… you smell really nice.” She continued that for several seconds as I laid there awkwardly.

“Hey Rainbow?” I asked.

“Yes!?” she beamed with a massive smile and a hopeful expression.

“Sleep,” I jabbed her in the neck with my hand. Her body went rigid before she slowly fell to the left. I sat up and groaned. Glancing down, I saw a very discernible wet spot on my lap. I ran my hand through it. “What is this crap?” It was sticky and clear. I winced in disgust as flicked my wrist, spattering the stuff on the ground. Standing up, I did my best to wipe that crap off my lap.

CRACK!

“Holy shit!” I jumped. Turning around immediately, I jumped again just as a whip cracked off at my feet. “What gives?” I reeled back. “Rarity?” At least I think that was her. She stood in a very tight, rather interesting outfit. It looked like leather -doubt it was though- it fitted her body snuggly. It looked like a pair of chaps and a chest strap, and what I think was a ball gag hung from around her neck.

And a leather whip in her magical grasp.

“Hello Darling!” she beamed, much like the sleeping mare next to me. “How are you?”

“Uhh… I’m more worried about you?” I replied honestly. What was with these two? Whats next? Fetish guesses and a chance at diabetes? Rarity moved the whip to her left side and took a step towards me.

“Oh, I assure you dear, I am quite alright!” she confirmed… maybe? “I was just wondering something? You are a leader, and…” she panted. “Dominant... “ What is that supposed to mean!? “How would you like to join me at my boutique, hmm? We can have all the fun we want!”

I held both hands together where my mouth was against my helmet. I clicked my tongue off the roof of my mouth. “Tch! No!” The mare scowled. That whip of hers tilted back as she prepared for another hit.

“That wasn’t an offer, Darling… It was a ORDER!” I gave the most masculine yelp ever! Very, very manly! A deep guttural yelp, that was, by no means, feminine, before I bullet jumped to a nearby roof, the tip of the whip cracking where I once stood. “COME BACK HERE!?” she demanded, as I pulled myself up onto said roof.

“Pass!”

I bolted. Bullet jumping and rolling as fast as I could I headed for the Liset. I made it about halfway when something grabbed my ankle, throwing me off. “Shit!” My landing was less than ceremonial. Two trashcans went flying as I was covered in garbage. “Okay! Someone is going to die!” I dipped my head a banana peel off the tip of my helmet and shook my arms before lifting my leg.

A rope.

Some S.O.B. caught me with a rope!

I rolled my eyes, annoyed at the action. Lifting my leg to my chest, I pulled the rope off and tossed it away before standing, garbage dropping and dripping from my armor. With a pulse of my shields, any mess was sent flying and splattering on the nearby walls. I turned to take a step before I was smashed against a nearby wall.

I groaned, ninety five percent sure my ribs just shattered. Lifting my head, I was greeted by a sea of yellow hair. “Applejack?” I asked, turning my head for further visual clarification. The smaller orange mare had her front hooves planted firmly against my chest while she nuzzled my armor.

She lifted her head with an almost blissful smile. “Howdy sugar!” she greeted.

“What is going on?”

She went back to rubbing her face against me. She took a long, deep whiff. “Y’all smell real gud, sugar… take me!” Pardon? She looked up at me expectantly, much like Rainbow and Rarity. I was getting really suspicious. Something was up, but I couldn’t place it.

“Applejack,” I started, placing a hand on her chest and pushing her off me. “Is this what you really want?” She landed on all fours and bit her lip.

“No…”

“Go get some rest and clear your head,” I said genuinely. She slowly nodded and covered her face with her hat. She mumbled something like ‘I feel so ashamed’ and left with her head hung low. I felt bad for her. As soon as she rounded the corner I turned around. I stopped. “Hi Fluttershy… can I help you?”

The little yellow mare whimpered and mumbled something to herself. She took a few deep breaths and steeled herself before looking me right in the eyes. “U-Um… A-Are little yellow mares w-with pink m-manes y-your fetish?” I blinked at that. I mean, what is that supposed to mean? She continued to look up at me with that cute little smile of hers.

“No.”

“Oh-h…” she whimpered, deflating. Dropping to the ground she covered her face with her forelegs. “I-I’m so stupid!” she mumbled quietly. I knelt down and patted her on the head before leaving. Good thing she didn’t say socks! Might have jumped her at that!

Then it hit me…

“Oh no…” A fetish guess, bondage, Dash and Applejack rubbing their faces all over me. What month was it?

“Cupcake?”

“Shit!” I jumped and spun on my heels. Right in front of me, Pinkie giggled while a pan of cupcakes sat on her back. She laughed and snorted as my heart pounded in my chest. After a few seconds her little fit ended.

“I just asked if you wanted a cupcake silly,” she repeated happily. Lifting her rear, the pan lifted into the air, all the cupcakes following suit before they landed on top of her head and back into place…

How?

“I made them this morning!” She continued to beam happily. “Here, try one!” she suggested while leaning forward. I hesitated. Not like I was worried about poison or drugs. The virus in my system would deal with it before they took effect. Reaching out I took one. “They’re made with love…” she wiggled her brow at me with a turn of her head.

I slowly put it back…

“Thanks for the offer Pinkie,” I replied. “But I need to be somewhere… like, now!” Her mane deflated and she let out a drawn out saddened ‘Awwww’. “Maybe another time?” That got her attention as her mane reinflated and she gave me the biggest, happiest smile.

“Okay!”

Turning around I- “Where are you going mister!”

“Hng!” I went stiff. They found me! I was surrounded. Every mare I had run into previously has surrounded me. Although behind me I swear I heard Pinkie say something like ‘This is going to be good!’ and the sound what I assumed to be popcorn. Everywhere I looked each of them had this angry, predatory look. I turned and spun on my heels in panic. I gulped.

There was only one way out of this.

My archwing shot through the air at supersonic speeds and attached to my back, with a thrust of my legs, I flooded all available power into the thrusters. They screamed in my ears as I climbed for the heavens. We needed to do something and fast! Coming to a stop several thousand feet in the air. I looked down at the vast landscape below me.

“Fuck!”

The roar of two more wings quickly broke the tension in the air. My teammates quickly joined me. “Vhat is ‘appeneing?” Drax asked as soon as he reached me. “I got chased by by three mares on vay back to ship!”

“And I got offered to join in an orgy,” Serenity added.

“They’re in heat,” I answered. Turning my head, both of them just started at me in confusion. “Heat, estrus,” I further explained with a gesture of my hands. “It’s mating season.” I looked back towards the ground. “The time when a male's body releases testosterone and a females release estrogen for preparation for mating. But…” I rolled my neck in uncertainty. “This doesn't make sense!”

I glanced back at the ground. “Back on Earth it was males that chased females,” I continued. “When their dick and their brain swapped places. That's why hunting was so efficient during the rut… unless.”

Unless roles were swapped here? It’s not out of the rolls of possibility. This planet has a male female sex ratio of like 30 to 70 so… aw hell. This is bad. Very, very bad. Because now every female is going to be looking for a mate.

“Hey Excalibur? Wanna taste the rainbow?” I went stiff when that voice whispered into my ear.

“Drax… Serenity,” I said slowly. “On my mark… run.” Dash swiped both hooves at me,only to miss as I ducked. “Mark!” the two of them scattered off into the wild blue yonder as fast as they could while I pushed the thrusters hard for the upper atmosphere.

It didn’t take long with how fast two engines can put out. As I drifted aimlessly in the upper atmosphere, I did my best to come up with a plan. “The moon looks nice from here,” I mused to myself. Could always find a cave or a crevice to hide in. “I wonder how far north I could make it before-”

*Pop*

I stopped when everything changed. I shuffled on my feet as my confusion level started to rise. My helmet was also gone. Let see, a massive bed sat nearby, long flowing drapes hung from each side of the massive windows, a long desk sat under one of them, and a massive banner hanging from the ceiling said ‘Celestia is Best Princess!’ A pair of hooves wrapped around my eyes, blocking my vision. “Guess who?” a soft, angelic like voice whispered into my ear.

“Jesus!?”

The voice giggled lightly before something soft rubbed the side of my face. “Try again…”

“Oh Satan!” I replied happily. “Look, I know I’m late, but I lost my soul in a bet a long time ago.” I’m almost positive I felt that eye roll. Both hooves released me and backed away as I turned around. Celestia sat nearby without her garb. Before I could say anything she held a hoof to my mouth.

“Shhh…” she shushed. “Don’t talk… just let it happen.” She leaned in and started to rub herself against me. She seemed to almost be… purring?

“Celestia?” I threatened to venture. “What are you doing?”

She stepped back, panting like everyone else. A small smile formed on her lips. “You see… baby.” Excuse me? “Unfortunately,” she continued. “Alicorns are not like other ponies. My sister and I only go through heat every 10 or so years.” She panted a few times. “And it is bad!”

I can tell. “But… it does allow for us to find… the perfect mate.” she wiggled her eyebrows after finishing that sentence. I blinked like an idiot.

“Aw… to hell with it!” I muttered to myself. “Come here you!” She made no hesitation, squealed and jumped me. Our lips locked as she pushed up against me. The mare wrapped both hooves around me as I wrapped both arms around her unique form.

She didn’t have a whole lot of practice at kissing. It was messy and uncoordinated. She even tasted like… oranges? Huh, the more you know. Breaking the kiss, I targeted her neck with little pecks as she tilted her head to allowed access.

As I kissed her fur she hummed in delight. Reaching up, I grabbed her ear and pinched it between my fingers. This gained yet another hum, as I moved my kisses back up, I moved up the side of her face and up to her ear. Gingerly, I bit down on her ear.

“Celestia. Baby?” I said thought my teeth.

“Hmm?”

I released her ear. “That is an odd place to put a piano,” I pointed past her. The mare opened her eyes and followed my finger. Her gaze landed on the piano in the corner of the room.

“But… that is where I always leave my piano’” she replied with a hint of confusion. As she turned her head back all she heard and saw was the door to her room slamming shut.

On the other side with my back firmly planted on the doors, I searched the area before grabbing a spear that laid on the floor nearby. Slipping it between the handles, the door buckled but held true. “Baby!” a voice called from the other side of the door. I had no intention of staying! I turned and hauled ass in a random direction. As I went, I quickly noticed how dead it was in the castle. No guards or maids patrolled the area.

I can’t stand here much longer. I bolted into the halls of the castle. As I ran down random halls and through corridors, the place was a ghost town. 50,000 people used to live here… now it's a ghost town!

Okay, so few numbers than that live in this city, but what I could see, even the bustling City of Canterlot was void of life. I'm positive that I saw a tumbleweed roll by. As I walked along, I spun on my feet as I examines the tall walls of the castle. I never really bothered to look around the-

CRACK!

I fell on the floor clutching my probably broken nose. I groaned out in agony as I felt blood stain my hands. “Ow…” I finally groaned out a word as I sat up. In front of me, I saw my assailant.

She was massive, dark blue in color, a mark of that of a crescent moon, dawned in silver jewelry.

“Whoever opened this door is dead,” I groaned, gesturing to the large hunk of oak that put me on my ass. Of all the things I have fought in life, a door puts me down faster than every enemy I’ve faced combined. As the bleeding came to a stop, I stood up. Placing a hand on the door, I slowly peered around. Greeted by darkness, I looked back down the hall before back into the room.

A pair of blue eyes opened before the pupils slitted.

My eyes went wide before the orbs lunged me. Ducking, the owner of said eyes missed their attack, crashing into a table and vase opposite of the door. Glancing back slack jawed, I saw a large blue butt with a moon on it, a pair of legs and stary tail sticking up out of the carnage.

Three birds hovered over the mess, singing.

Sighing, I walked over and placed my hands on my hips. I glanced up at the circling birds. “Shoo!” I waved my hands at them, causing them to scatter. I pursed my lips inward and sighed through my nose. Holding up a hand, I brought it down hard on the mares moon of a cutie mark.

There was a pleasurable moan though the debris as her ass jiggled from the hit. “Again…”

“At least you're not dead,” I stated before walking away. A short walk later and I was out of the castle. I called my archwing and headed off back to Ponyville.

Landing, I disconnected from the wing and headed for the library. Probably a bad idea, but I was yet to see Twilight throughout this whole mess. Opening the door, I groaned as I leaned against the closed door and slid down it. “You look tired,” lifting my head, I could see Twilight at a table reading a book.

“Considering I’ve been chased by sex crazed females all day… I have every right to be…”

Twilight lifted her head and stared at me before groaning in annoyance. She slapped a hoof to her head and dragged it down her face. “I warned them, but nooooo! Does anyone ever listen to me? Does anyone ever listen to Twilight? Ugh…”

I furrowed my brow at her. Twilight, seeing my continued. “I told my friends and even the Princesses about the upcoming heat season and warned then to take their hormonal medication. I’m guessing they ‘forgot’ to take it,” she explained while closing her book and walked to a nearby shelf to put it away.

“Hormonal meds?”

“I don’t know how human mares act,” she said, turning from the shelf. “But when a mare goes into heat-”

“I know what happens when a mare goes into heat,” I said, waving a hand in front of me to cut her off. “But you guys have medication for this?”

She simply nodded holding up a nearby pill bottle. “Every mare is issued a bottle of this medication. Compliments of the princess.” She put the bottle down. “It keeps a mares hormonal levels in check. Keeps us from giving into our lust.” She closed her eyes and sighed. “The… itch a mare gets down below is a very hard thing to satisfy without a stallion. But… most are not ready to mate until married or ready to take care of a foal.” she turned away, keeping her tail tucked between her back legs and examining a nearby bookshelf. “Hence the medication. Generally the first day or two is the toughest because many mares either forget to take their meds, forget to get them, or their cycles start earlier or later.” She shrugged and pulled another book from the shelf and placed it on a nearby table and opened it. “Mine has stayed consistent for the last several years, so I know when to take my meds.” She glanced up at me. “My friends, however, did not…”

As she started to read her book I continued to sit. ‘To hell with it…’

“Hey Twilight?” she lifted her head from her book to look at me. “Wanna fuck?”

She blinked once before rapidly scrambling over the table, sending the book and any other objects flying in her wake. She crashed into me as our lips connected at high speed, starting one of many lust filled and sloppy makeout sessions.

***

Celestia, Luna, and the rest of the element bearers wandered along through the more active streets of Ponyville. With heat season now is swing, the town was back to business. Many stallions had left for the time being while the rest of the mares had taken their meds.

The group walked along in a guilty silence. They couldn’t stop thinking about what they were going to say to the human. “I feel so… guilty…” Fluttershy started.

Everyone else hummed in agreement. Of all the males they set their sights on, it's the one that has his heart set towards somepony else. And everything they did to him. It could have been avoided, heck, even Twilight was kind enough to write them all a special reminder on a sticky note.

They came to a stop in front of the library. They hadn't seen hide nor hare of their intergalactic friends since day one. The hope was that Twilight may know so they could apologize. Celestia tapped on her former students home three times. After several seconds of waiting no response came. So they tried again.

The knob jiggled before I opened the door and greeted them. “Oh… hey girls,” I greeted while crossing my arms over my bate chest. “Whats up?”

All of them stood there slack jawed few several seconds. Celestia started with a shake of her head. “Excalibur, uhm… have you seen Twilight?”

A loud crash from inside followed by a “Right here!” emanated from the room. I stepped aside as Twilight came stumbling up, her fur matted and mane a mess. “How can I sex you- I mean help you!” She put on a big innocent smile!

I know I heard all their jaws hit the ground. “T-Twilight?” Rarity ventures to start. “Are… are you feeling okay darling?”

The little mare next to me replied with a giddy, almost drunken giggle. “I’ve never been better!” she said happily while leaning up against my leg. “Never better…” she mumbled while dragging a hoof down my thigh.

I have them an all knowing smirk before it turned into a massive grin. “I’ve never felt so full…” she mumbled again while rubbing her face against my covered crotch. She slowly turned to her friends. “We made love for eight hours… we came so much… I need a new bed…” she sighed dreamily. “We’ve been going at it day in and day out for… what day is it?”

“Wednesday,” I replied. “Day three of the season.”

“Right…” she agreed before standing up and putting her head next to mine. “I’m ready for another round… how about we go into the kitchen and…” she bit her lip at the thought. “Have a meal?”

I smirked at the thought or having some sexy huckleberry's. A cough grabbed my attention as Twilight continued to rub her face against mine. Something to do with pheromones and a mare claiming her mate. “W-Well,” Celestia started, face red with embarrassment. “We came to apologize for our actions… but we see that you and my student are busy. Perhaps another day?”

I shrugged. “I got the explanation. Water under the bridge,” I replied before Twilight pulled her cheek across my face. Ugh…

Everyone sighed and mumbled their thanks before remembering what was going on in front of them. They all made a hasty retreat, leaving Twilight, Luna, and…

Luna?

“Can I help you, Luna?”

The mare blushed furiously as she tapped her hooves together nervously. Twilight, also seeing the still present mare, dropped back to all fours. “I-I, w-we…” she gulped loudly. “May we join your herd!?” she blurted, closing her eyes tight.

I blinked. “Pardon?”

She continued to tap her hooves and avoid eye contact. “B-Because y-you and Twilight are now a mates couple, and my knowledge on modern day relationships may be d-dated, I-I wish to join your herd?” she asked with big, puppy dogs eyes.

I furrowed my brow. “Twilight?”

She glanced up at me before clarifying. “Herding is an ancient Equestrian practice that goes back centuries. Because our population is mostly female dominated, it is not uncommon for a male to take on multiple female partners. Even though it is a semi-common practice, because Luna appears to be so interested, she has to come to both the head stallion, you,” she gestured to me. “And the head mare, me,” she gestured to herself. “To ask for permission. Most of the process is this fancy tradition the nopony follows much anyway, she is simply seeking approval to join in as my herd sister… and your second mate…”

“Huh…”

Twilight's attention moved to Luna. “What brought this on, Luna?”

The darker mare started to tap her hooves again while she looked to the side. “I may have, acquired a crush, as it were.” She placed her hooves down and looked at Twilight. “Excalibur here has been nothing but generous and he… well… helped me, when nopony else could… I owe him a lot… more than mere objects can satisfy…”

I glanced at Twilight as she glanced up at me. “I honestly wouldn’t mind if Luna joined. We have a lot in common, oddly enough,” she shrugged. “The choice is yours!”

I glanced back at Luna as I thought about it for a few moments. Luna sat in nervous silence As she continued to wait for an answer. “Luna? Is this what you really want?”

She bit her lip. “Nopony other than my sister has showed me what you have.”

I glanced back at Twilight before going back to Luna as she continued to wait. “... Come here!” I answered with a wave.

She squealed loudly before tackling me and smashing her lips against mine. As the kiss moved into something more lust full, Twilight closed the door and locked it. “I’ve always wonder what a three way would be like…”

10 years later

A young girl, just shy of her tenth birthday ran out of the school house as their teacher, Miss Cheerilee, waves her class goodbye. Her skin was the same color as her father, but unlike any normal human child, her ears were located on the top of her head like her mother's. They were dark blue in nature as they poked out from her light blue head of hair. Finally, swishing happily behind her, was her little tail. Her big blue eyes sparkled with excitement.

Right behind her, a young lavender colt trotted behind his older sister. Well, older by two days. His mane and tail were brown like his father's hair and his dark brown eyes shined with joy. Finally, atop his head, sat a little horn, poking through his mane.

“Daddy! Daddy!” the duo cheered.

Turning from my conversation with another mare, I smiled. I quickly said my goodbye before walking towards the two. “Come to daddy!”

Both of them giggled as I dropped down and opened my arms. The two of them crashed into me. The three of us giggled happily as I stood up. Both of them nuzzled my face as I held them. “Lucine, Dusk!” I said happily as they leaned back so I could see them. “How are you? Did you have a fun day at school?”

Both of them nodded. “Yes!” Lucine answered happily. “We did art today!”

“Oh? And where are they?” I asked, looking around them. “Are they in your bags?”

“No!” Dusk replied with a shake of his head. “We hung them up in class!”

“Miss Cherilee really liked ours!” Lucine added. “She said they were really beautiful!”

“Really?” I asked encouragingly turning and heading for home. “What did you two make?”

“I drew mommy lifting the moon!” Lucine answered happily.

“And I painted you and mommy on your weddig day!” Dusk replied happily. “Mommy looked really pretty.”

I chuckled at the memory. “She did, didn’t she?” The duo continued to tell me everything they did at school. The games they played and what silly antics their friends had gotten into in another attempt to find their cutie marks. As we came to the castle, I placed the two down as we entered our home. Lucine held my hand as she skipped along while Dusk was content with riding on my shoulders. “We’re home!” I greeted as we entered the family room.

“Mommy! Mommy!” the the duo yelled as they ran to their respective parent. Both Twilight and Luna spun around in their seats and smiled as each child ran up and hugged them.

“Ohhh’” Twilight said happily as she hugged our son. “How's my little Dusky!?”

Nearby Luna grabbed Lucine. “How are you, my little star?”

“Good!” they exclaimed.

“Good!” both mothers declared. Hard to believe I was able to impregnate both of them. Two entirely different species were able to create life. They may be different, but both arm my children, and I love them dearly.

“Kids?” I said grabbing everyone's attention. Why don’t you go and drop off your bags at your room? And maybe later we can all go out for ice cream?”

Luna and Twilight smiled while the two cheered happily before running off to their rooms.

As the hours passed, I laid down on the bed as my two beautiful brides joined me in their respective spots, Twilight on my right, Luna to may left. Both of them drapped a hoof and a wing over my bare chest. Their feathers tickled and their fur was soft as silk. Both of them let out a content sigh as they rested their heads on my shoulders.

“This is nice,” Twilight sighed.

“Indeed,” Luna agreed.

Several seconds of content and loving silence filled the air. Both mares opened their eyes and look at each other.

“Soundproofing spell up?”

“Yes, we can make all the noise we want,” Luna answered.

My eyes snapped open. I had no time to react as they jumped me. “Oh shit!” Both pinned me to the bed as they started to work my sleeping pants off in a lust filled fit.

I smirked and grabbed a lovely handful of their wonderful flanks, causing both to moan in pleasure as I sat up. “I’m going to make you two scream my name!”

And I did!