Beastman's adventureby BeastmanChaptersepisode 1: meet Beastman the dragonpony part 1episode 2: meet the Beastman the dragonpony pt 2episode 3: the vamdragon attack/ the talkepisode 4 part 1: Dr.Lightingepisode 5: crazy? more like insane! part 1 (crossover chapter)episode 4 part 2 must stay determine!/Beastman vs Richmondepisode 1: meet Beastman the dragonpony part 1Equestria... Is not what you think it is....then again...This is a fanfic...Equestria may not be the same as the show...oh...where's my mannes...I'm Beastman... Beastman sunra Firefox...I'm a highly rare species in the wonderful place of Equestria...I'm a dragonpony...You know, half dragon half pony... Oh...you do know. Well I wasted part of the story's time... What...stories don't a time limit? Then what's storytime? Oh...ok...um..yea...I'm a red color, green snake's eyes, blue and white mane and fire spread tail, fire breathing, fourth wall breaking, sniper marksman, nacho eating-...what...what do you mean ponies don't use guns? Hey! Who telling the story!? This is a fanfic story...anything happens! Sorry folks..talking to my creator. What...I'm an oc. Anyways....this is Beastman's adventure! This fanfic contains mild language...got that? This is going to be awesome!!! Cue opening! The sun rise over ponyville thanks to Princess Celestia. In a cottage not so far but far away from the castle is Beastman's house. The red dragonpony is sound sleep, dreaming about a tub of ice cream. No a TUB of ice cream. Like a bathtub. Anyway..soon his alarm clock went off and he press snooze. Getting up, he yarn and stretch his hoofs and wings. "alrighty then..let's get ready for the fanfic!" Said excited Beastman switch on his alarm clock to radio and hear his song coming on. He got up and gets ready for the day while whistling to to song. After putting on some cologne he rush out to see Celestia. When he reach to the top, the guards automatic let him in the castle. He watch Celestia and luna handle a situation. "So you see your majesty, that's why I refuse to pay the fee...I got kids to feed and bills to pay. So..all I asking is: you drop the fee and I'll do some work for you... Huh?" The citizen asks with a ticket in his hoofs. Celestia goan in anger before saying. "and I'll I'm saying is just pay the damn fee..we went over this for the sixth time. I got lots of important stuff to do and time is in the essence. Just pay and leave thank you." She then told a guard to collect the payment. The anger pony pull out a bag of bits and hand it to the guard. "Someday Celestia... Somepony will take you down for good! Shouts as he storm out of the room and past Beastman. "Hope somepony will send you to hell!!!! The pony said before slamming the giant doors. "Well...is that what you do? Piss off ponies all the time?" Beastman joke as Celestia walk up to him. "Oh shut up and give your mother a hug." Said Celestia as she gave him a neck hug as Beastman give her a one hoof hug. "Hey! Screw you narrator! I'm tall as Rainbow dash! She's just taller than me." Beastman shouted into air. Celestia knew Beastman was always a forth wall breaker. When he does this, Celestia would sometimes just ignore him. Oh..I forgot...in this universe- "I got this narrator dude..." Beastman interrupted. "In this universe, Celestia is known to be my mother. Yep...she my mom..the princess of Equestria! Oh... I forgot..Luna is my aunt..obviously." "Breaking the forth again little nephew?" Luna ask, walking up to hug him. "You know it!" Beastman said he hugs back. "So...where's Bubblegum?" He ask while blushing. Beastman has a little crush on Bubblegum. He had this crush since he met her the second time when she was in his cave. "That where Bubblegum gets that wrong...I never lived in a cave...it's was at a abandoned warehouse." Beastman said in the air. Yea...right..anyways...the first time they met is when Bubblegum met Luna as a filly. On her tour she meet Celestia and somepony biting her tail. It was baby Beastman enjoying a rainbow taste of Celestia's tail. "Yea...she's hanging with Cupid. Why do you want to see her?" Luna ask with a smirk knowing he has a crush on her. "Um...I was thinking of a get together with all our friends that's all." Beastman said smiling nervously. Suddenly the door swings open as darkness slowly fills the room. Celestia and Luna look as a dark alicorn walk in. He has a black body color with white front hoofs and white hair. He also has bright red dark eyes and a crown. "Celestia... I came here to-" the dark alicorn spoke in a low dark voice. Basically his voice kinda sounds like shadow the hedgehog. He stop when a red dragonpony pop out of Celestia's mane. He knew who he is. "Nevermind!" He shouted as he tries to walk away. "PHYSCO!!! Hey brother what's up!" Beastman yelled out while trying to hug him. But his face meets Physco's hoof. "Don't...touch me. Nice to see you too dear brother." Physco said in shame. Physco is...not a nice pony. He the most ruthless killer in the whole planet. As the king of darkness and ruler of the chaos realm, Loads of ponies fear him. Who can blame them, the stallion is not only powerful enough to destroy Equestria, but the planet and others as well. Luckily he has standards. He's a family man with three children. A teenage lesbian daughter named Athena, and the twins Phydark and Snowco. He's married to a mare who use to act like him. Her name is Snowdark. An gray alicorn with lightish blue eyes and black and blue stripe mane and tail. "Physco... Its so nice for you to drop by." Said Celestia. "Whatever." Physco said rolling his eyes. "Anyways...I came here to ask of you to control your subjects... They keep insulting my kingdom and my subjects as well. If this keeps up, I'll murder them all." "Sorry about that king Physco... We'll get to it when we can." Said Luna. "In the meanwhile.. Stay for while. I'll fix you up with some bloody Marys." Celestia said walking towards the kitchen. Beastman watch as Celestia walk off to make her son's favorite alcohol beverage. "Man..mom sure knows what you like huh Physco?" Beastman said turning his attention to his brother. "Of course she does, she's our mother. Its kinda her job." Said Physco as he look for a place to mediate. "Well... I'm having a get together at Bubblegum's place...you'll be there?" Beastman ask. "I'll bring the family and some snacks." Physco answer as he walk off. "Ok..see ya!" Beastman shouted and rush out to find Bubblegum. Beastman walk around ponyville, Asking ponies where Bubblegum and cupid would be. Mr.cake said he just saw them going to the beach. Beastman thank Mr. Cake and head to the local beach. When he got there, lots of ponies were there. Ponies of all ages were having a great time, fillies playing with the sand or water, some stallions playing volleyball, and mares sunbathing. "I wonder if these is a nude beach? Cause I see nopony wearing swimming wear...then again... We don't usually wear clothes. Wait..are we always naked?" Beastman ask himself. "I only pony I know wear clothes is Maud pie..and...well that's it...there's nopony else I know wears clothes...oh well." Beastman shrugs and look for Bubblegum. After a minute of looking he saw a pink mane and tail, white body color, and light blue eyes pony walk up to him. "Hey Beastman what's up?" The pony said to him. "Oh hey Cupid. Readers this is Cupid, an oc of PonyCraft X3...she's actually the first pony I made friends with. You seen Bubblegum?" Ask Beastman as he look around. "She's in the water." Cupid answer and point to the ocean. "W-w-w-w-w-w-WATER!?!?!?!" Beastman scream in fear. Beastman......does have a tiny fear of water. But its not his fault. "RIGHT!!! ITS YOUR FAULT!!" Beastman yelled, scaring some nearby fillies and ponies. "Ok Beastman... Calm down.." Said cupid The reason of this fear is because of his weakness.. You know what they say: fire and water.. Don't mix. Water puts out fires or fire boils water. Beastman doesn't know how to boil water with his fire yet...so he stay away from it as far as possible. "Can...can you just call her here?" Beastman ask nervously. Cupid sigh then walk close to the water. "Yo Bubblegum! Beastman wants to talk to ya!" She yell. Beastman's point of view: a hot hot pink alicorn with light blue mane and tail. She stroke her long lovely mane as she look cutely at him with her blue eyes. "timeout! Is it me or does Cupid, Bubblegum and Snowdark all have blue eyes? Man...blue is the best mare color. Resume to my point of view." Beastman said in a train of thought. Bubblegum slowly step out of the water. She fling her hair side to side. After a while of hair flinging, she walk in a calm but sexy walk towards him, Her hips swaying side to side. Beastman couldn't stop starring at Bubblegum's beautiful face and body. He thought he never seen a great looking mare. When she got close she spoke like an angel. "Hey beasty.~" said Bubblegum fluttering her eyes. Beastman couldn't move, think, shut his eyes, or even breaths. "Beastman? You ok?" Reality Bubblegum said. In reality: Bubblegum jump out of water and shake herself dry. After walking normally to him, she spoke like she speak to him as always: "hey beasty". "Beastman... Yo Beastman!" Cupid yelled at him. Beastman shook his head and realized it was all in his head. "Huh? Oh...h-hey Bubbles...how it hanging?" Beastman ask shyly "Good...just having some girl time with Cupid." Bubblegum answer. "Why you ask?" Cupid question. "I want to show or in this case...tell them about my friends. They may not get enough Intel about yours truly. Oh and I'm having a get together at your place..I-if you're ok with it?" Said and ask Beastman. "Sure... Sounds fun." Said Bubblegum. "I'll even make cookies." "Don't worry. Physco bringing snacks." Said Beastman with a smile. "By the way...how's you and fire hoof?" "Not good. We broke up a few weeks ago...I caught him cheating with a another mare." Bubblegum said trying not to be sad about it. "Well..I...wait where's cupid?" Beastman said looking around. Cupid was sunbathing not so far from them. "Well...if by any chance I could... Take you out to dinner?" Beastman blush asking that. "Depends...I may not be busy Friday." Bubblegum blush answering. "So Friday? At sixth?" "Friday at sixth." Beastman and Bubblegum look into each other eyes. Beastman then felt a hoof touch his. He look down and he was touching Bubblegum's hoof, and he didn't knew. "Aaah! Bubblegum!? Do you know a spell for sunburns?" Cupid ask when she realized she has a sunburn on her back. "Well...see you at the get together." Bubblegum said as she walk to help cupid. "Did...did I just ask her on a date? Crikey!" Beastman said wondering. "Join me next time and meet more of my friends and me on: meet Beastman the dragonpony part 2. episode 2: meet the Beastman the dragonpony pt 2With the date he have in his head, Beastman walk around ponyville wondering to impress Bubblegum on Friday. "Beastman you idiot!" He told himself. "You just had to ask her out on a date.. Even though you don't have any dating experience. How in the hell are you going to impress Bubblegum?" Beastman soon stop and sniff the air. Surprised...he jump as soon he saw a blue color alicorn running towards him. With a loud CRASH, the blue alicorn crash into an apple stand Applebloom just made. "Aww..that took me like forever to built." Applebloom whine. "Hehe..sorry kiddo." The blue alicorn apologized as she rub her head. Beastman lands and look at the blue alicorn, realizing who she is. "Whoa..that's 'mess' up!" Beastman joke. "Well 'breaking' news folks...Snowgirl destroys the stand of the apples!" Beastman laugh at his own jokes as Snowgirl walk up to him then hit him with a wood plank. "Stand of the apples?" Snowgirl ask. "Eh..its something Starfire would say." Beastman said rubbing his head. "Hello beastman~." Somepony spoke behind Beastman. Beastman turn around and nearly jump back in surprises. Its was the changeling Queen Chrysalis. She came to ponyville to check on her son. "Mother!" Beastman said in excitement. I know what're thinking: the son of Celestia and Chrysalis? How? Well Beastman and his brother Physco aren't exactly... Born. They was created. Celestia created Beastman and Physco for another purpose. But Celestia couldn't go with it and decided to raise them as children. How is Chrysalis the second mother? Physco has the DNA of every single villain Equestria has ever face, From Nightmare moon to Starlight shimmer. Chrysalis's DNA was a lot stronger than the others. Plus Beastman is his brother so..make sense right? "Hello your majesty. 'Changing' life I see?" Snowgirl joke. "Haha very funny funny bones." Chrysalis joke back. "Snowgirl here is gifted with San like powers. You know the chill skeleton in undertale. Her left eye glow as well..isn't awesome?!" Beastman said to the readers. "I just came here to check how Beastman doing..speaking of which." Chrysalis said while walking up to Beastman. "A little birdie told me yooooou....have a date." "A date!?!?!" Snowgirl squeal like a school girl. "For the record humans...Snowgirl has a ship addiction." Beastman explain. "Who is it?! When is it?! Are you going to buy flowers?! Are paying for the meal?! How old is she? Is she about your age?! How tall is she?! Is she-" Snowgirl was interrupted by Beastman covering her muzzle with his hoof. "Snowy! Chill. You're hyperactive as Pinkie pie." Beastman said Pinkie pie and Rainbow dash walk past them with Pinkie pie asking loads of questions. "Are you taking Fluttershy to a fancy restaurant? Or to a carnival? Or a cruise? Are you paying for the meal? How much does it cost? Can you save me some? Please? Oh Pretty please? Pretty please with cherry on top?" Pinkie kept asking. "Pinkie! I'm not gay. I'm just helping her with the animals." Rainbow dash told Pinkie. "Riiiiight?" Said Pinkie nudging dash with her elbow. "If your not a lesbian...then who do you like?" Pinkie look around. "Soarin of course." The Rainbow pony said as she look up and he soarin flying. "He's dreamy." "My God! There's way to many straights in Equestria... Dammit Hasbro.." Pinkie yelled as she walk off. "Where ya heading?" Rainbow ask. "I'm hanging out with Athena. At least she ain't own by Hasbro and being straight." Pinkie answer as storm off. Back to Snowgirl, Beastman and Chrysalis. "Well..having a lesbian couple in my little pony will teach kids that love is love. No matter of the gender." Beastman said with Chrysalis and Snowgirl ignoring what he just said. "By the way, a get together is going down at Bubblegum's... You coming?" Beastman ask Snowgirl. "Sure..its been 5 month ever since we was together as friends and family." Snowgirl answer. "Awesome! See you then mate!" Beastman said walking off. "Bye mom!" "Bye sweetie! Don't be a stranger!" Chrysalis shout out. -time skip- At Bubblegum's castle "WOOHOO! its great to see you guys!" A drunk yellow vampony said. "I think you had too much light." Snowdark said taking the drink away from light wing's hoofs. Light wing is a vampony with dark blue and black stripes mane and a blue tail and a expert swordsman. He quite related to the Firefox brothers since he Celestia's other nephew. He sometimes hangout with Silent, The white assassin pegasus. "How idiotic of you light..." Physco said pouring himself a drink. "You had to drink fifty bottles of whiskey." "Why aren't you drunk? That's your eighths bottle!" Said light "Cause this isn't a light beverage.. I'll get drunk easily." Physco explains "HEY EVERYPONY!!!" A light black alicorn with a red mane and tail yelled as she barge though Bubblegum's castle doors. "Hey yo!! Lunatic in the house!!" A alicorn who look just like Physco, but instead is a female. "You got to be serious... You again?" Physco said before he goan in anger. Lunatic claims to be Physco's twin sister. Physco doesn't believe her and does not like her. "Well I'm having the best time of my life... How about you babe?" A yellow alicorn ask a gray color alicorn next to her. "Same here." The gray alicorn answer. The gray one is the princess of darkness... Daughter of Physco: Athena rose Firefox and her girlfriend Sandra, daughter of Snowgirl who serve Physco and Silent who doesn't approve her sexuality. Bubblegum look around and spot Beastman talking to sniper from Tf2. "Ok..so like I made a reservation to the most fanciest restaurant I could think off." Said Beastman. "Are you sure you use your brain mate?" Sniper ask while knocking on Beastman's head. Beastman slap himself in the head for being stupid. "Dammit! Now I gotta-" he stop as soon he turn around and see Bubblegum with they're muzzles touching. "Oh my.." Bubblegum quietly spoke while taking a step back. "So you have the date planned?" She ask blushing. "Yes! Yes I did!" Beastman said proudly. "No." Drop his proud smile and attitude. "Don't worry..we'll think of something on Thursday." Bubblegum said patting his head. All of the sudden a royal guard burst though the doors. "Elements!!! Celestia needs you this second!" The guard yelled out. Everypony looked at each other before following the guard to Celestia's castle. When they got there they got some news they wouldn't believe. "We're the new elements?!" Cupid yell in surprised. "Maybe.." Twilight said flipping pages of a book. "We don't have any explanation for this but..." "A powerful dark alicorn...oh sorry, not you Physco.." Celestia apologized. "None taken" Physco said while bowing "A powerful dark alicorn is coming here to take over Equestria. His power is too strong for me or the elements of harmony to stop him." Celestia explain. "And your saying that we are the new elements and we are the only ponies who can stop him?" Cupid said still surprised. "Yes...well like twilight said...maybe." Said Celestia. "So when we fight this...dark alicorn?" Beastman ask. "Luckily he doesn't show up in about... 3 years." Twilight answered. "Which is good Because my son has a date!" Celestia squeal. "Mom..you're embarrassing me." Beastman said while covering his face and Bubblegum giggling. "Great...enough time to train." Said Physco. "Good idea..in case we found out if you ponies are the new elements, you all must train frequently....understand?" Celestia said walking off to her room. "Will..(blech)..do your Highness." Light said before fainting. Cherry, who's is light's wife, sigh and pick up light and carry him home. The others did the same. Beastman stop and look at the sky, seeing the full moon. "Hey beassssstman? You okay?" A voice call out which freak Beastman out a bit. Beastman look what's in front of him and stop Bubblegum with fangs. "Oh..it's you Bubbles...I hardly recognize you with your fangsssss and voiccccce." Beastman mock. Bubblegum laugh before saying. "Ssssshut up beassssty...you know how I talk when I'm like thisssss." "Yea...at least its not worst as mines." Beastman mumbles. "Huh?" Bubblegum question. "Nothing! I...GAH!" Beastman goan as he slightly kneels. "Beasssstman?! You okay?! Whatsssss wrong?" Bubblegum ask as she reach to touch him. Beastman snarl and Bubblegum steps back. "S-s-sorry Bubble-gum...I didn't meant to..grr..I..." Beastman said before running off. Bubblegum have no idea what's going with Beastman, nor why he's acting so weird. I mean..Beastman's weird..but not this weird. Beastman stop in the Everfree forest. Grunting, growling, and struggling. "Can't...lose...control!" Beastman said to himself. "I...I hope she... Grrr...didn't follow. I..I don't want to hurt her." Beastman's eyes soon change into red vampony eyes, he grew vampony fangs, and his wings grew two times longer. This is known as Beastfang.. Half dragonpony half vampony. He words slowly turn into roars. "I gotta...gotta...got...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!" episode 3: the vamdragon attack/ the talkPhysco fell back on his bed panting. A blue hoof was laid on his his chest. "Oh my phie~. You need to be more careful....you don't to get another child don't you?" Snowdark said panting. "Oh no no no...we already have three don't need more." Physco said kissing Snowdark's head. Few hours earlier. Physco slowly gets up after almost Brutally beaten by Lee moon, a alicorn tall as nightmare moon. Plus she's nightmare Moon's student when she was on the moon. Dark blue body color and purple color mane and tail and black eyes. With spikey royal armor and a GIANT crush on Physco, she won't stop until Bubblegum and Snowdark are dead and Physco and Equestria is hers. "So Physco sweetie...ready to surrender?" Lee tease. "Go (censored) yourself." Physco said after spitting blood. "You're lucky you caught me off guard..otherwise I've already send your ass straight to hell!" Physco kneel a bit. Lee laugh hysterically. She attack them when they were just having a picnic. "Oh honey... If I had shown up without attacking you two I'll be disappointed in myself." Lee said walking around him. "I'll have to suffer watching you two cuddle.. It's disgusting...unless it was me and you cuddling." "too bad I'm married." "Yes...yes you are. But not for long...not until I wipe her precious little face out of existence. Then you and me can take over Equestria!!!" Lee stop and laugh maliciously as Physco goan in pain. "Stay away from her!" Physco threaten "or so help I'll rip your spine and guts make you eat your own intestines. I'll use your bones as toothpicks!" "No you won't!" A voice call out. Lee turn around and saw Snowdark grey body color behind her. "Got cha you stallion stealing bitch." Lee said before grinning her teeth. "Get out of here Snowdark! I can't let you get hurt!" Said Physco. "Its ok honey...I'll handle her. Oh..for the record... He fell in love with me." Snowdark said Snowdark snort as she drag her hoof across, signaling Lee to back off or I'll charge. Lee sway her mane behind her and go into a fighter stance. "Fine...be that way." Snowdark said before running towards her. Lee's horn glows and creates a barrier around her. Snowdark jump and came down with a punch. Her curl hoof made contact with Lee's barrier, But couldn't penetrates it. Lee made the barrier expands and pop making Snowdark flew backwards. Snowdark recover in midair and land on her hoofs, but didn't see Lee coming up and uppercut her into the air. Lee charge up her horn and fire at Snowdark while she falls to the ground. Snowdark regain conscious and spin to dodge Lee attack. She then open her wings and stay in the air. "Come down here and fight me like a mare!" Lee shouted. Snowdark raise her hoof in the air and summoned a small dark ball. The ball grew big as a three story building. This was known as the death ball. She laugh as she launch her death ball at Lee Who widen her eyes, can't believed Snowdark learned one of Physco's powerful attacks. "Oh shit." Lee said, snapping in reality and try to push the death ball away. "This ends now Lee!!" Snowdark said charging up a beam and firing Lee who still trying to hold on the death ball. The beam push the ball and hits Lee. Lee screams as her armor was blown away from the impact. The blast was so powerful, it left a fifty foot radius crater. After a few minutes of checking Snowdark landed beside Physco. "How... How did you..." "I watch you do it when you was training today...then practice it myself." Snowdark said interrupting Physco question. "God you're amazing." Physco said before going to kiss his wife in the lips until he heard ponies cheering. "That was awesome!" One of ponies shouted out. "You were amazing!" Another pony yell out. "You think I can do it!?" A filly ask when he ran up to the couple. Physco try to walk up to the filly but Snowdark stop him. "I got this." She said patting on Physco's chest. Snowdark calmly walk over to the filly. "Tell me young one.." She spoke as she secretly flip open a balisong knife like spy in Tf2, Then stab the filly in the chest. The filly look at her in fear as Snowdark body change color from grey to light blue. Her blue eyes turn into red ones. "How can you do it..if your dead?" She laugh as she drop the dead filly. The ponies scream and run for they're life. Physco walk up wondering what just happened. "Umm..." Physco could only say in this moment. "Whoa...I found my true darkness... I guess all I have to do is kill somepony." Said Snowdark. "Huh...I guess...let's go home so I can figure out what just happened today.." Physco said scratching his head. "Or...we can do something... Naughty~~" Snowdark playfully bit Physco's ear. Physco smile and grab Snowdark's arm, pulling her close and they French kiss each other. Snowdark broke the kiss and look at Physco. "So...you ready?~" Snowdark ask. "Let me carry you home." Physco said still smiling. Snowdark gasp and chuckle as Physco pick her up and walk on his hind hoofs. Snowdark nuzzle Physco as he just thought of something. "I wonder why you didn't change color after killing Lee?" Physco ask as they disappear over a hill. Suddenly Lee climb out of the crater looking totally beaten up. "I'll get you for this Snowdark... I'll have my revenge... Just you wait." Lee vowed while picking up a piece of her armor. Present Snowdark yawn as she hug Physco and lay on his chest. "Want some tea?" Said Physco brushing Snowdark's mane. "No...I want you to stay in bed with me." Snowdark answer hugging tighter. Suddenly a noise was heard downstairs. Snowdark jump up and look at Physco with a worried look. Physco gets out of the bed and take cover on the wall close to the door. "What was that sweetie?" Snowdark ask while reaching out for Physco. "No idea." Physco answer. The door swing open and little princess Snowco climb into bed and hug her mother tightly. "Mommy! Something down there!" Snowco said burrowing her face into Snowdark arm. "Don't worry twin sis...I'll keep you safe." Phydark said posing as His father. "I ain't afraid of nothing!" A loud crash was heard and Phydark quickly hide in Snowdark's other arm. "Mommy!!! Don't let it hurt me and sis!" Phydark said doing the same thing as his twin sister. "Oh don't be scared my little ones....I won't let that happened." Snowdark said before kissing her children's foreheads. "Where Athena? Where's Snowgirl?" Physco ask. "Athena is with Sandra and Snowgirl hanging out with Jassy and Cupid." Snowdark answer. "Got to be freakin-" Physco said in anger before looking at Snowdark. "Stay here ok..protect the kids..still got the shotgun?" Snowdark nod as she pull out a combat shotgun. "Alright... I love you all..be right back." Physco said walking carefully outside of the room. "Be careful daddy!" Snowco shout out as Physco was in the hallway far from his room. Walking downstairs with total caution, Physco look around to find the intruder. "Speak up now and I may spare you life!" Physco said going into a defense stance. Physco look around and spot nopony, he couldn't hear anything right now. Physco start taking one step at a time. Until he got tackle by somepony with red snake eyes. "What the hell? Who the (censored) are you!? Answer me!" Physco demands. The pony growl and hiss at him. "Fine...don't...I wouldn't have cared anyway." Physco roll and push the red snake eyes pony off of him. Physco flash his wings to make himself a threat. But the pony just growl and charge at him. Physco backslap the pony into a wall. "I kinda don't feel like killing Anypony right now...so either leave and live again... Or stay and die." Physco said charging up a chaos spear. Physco know every single dark arts. Such as: demon magic, dark alicorn magic, vampony magic, etc. Thanks to shadow the hedgehog, he learned chaos spear, chaos blast, and chaos control. With this, Physco developed a new type of magic he created: chaos magic. The pony jump off the wall and then snarl and drag it hoof across. "You really want to die do you." Physco said canceling his chaos spear. The pony walk closer into the moonlight out of the window. Physco's eyes widen, he couldn't believed that the pony was Beastman, or in this case: Beastfang. "What the- Beastman? The hell brother!? Why did you break in here!? Why are you...different? Is this a prank?!" Physco ask in anger. Beastfang growl angrily. Then fast as Rainbow dash, Beastfang grab Physco's neck, then slam him into a coffee table. Physco wrap his hoofs around Beastfang's hoof. With a growl, Beastman lift his hoof up and shake Physco off. With a mighty swing, Physco lost his grip and flew into a drawer. He reach in and pull out his Magnum revolver and point at Beastfang. "Beastman! Get out of my castle now!" Physco order. Beastfang roar. "Dammit brother, this isn't time for jokes!" Physco said before firing his gun. With the same speed from earlier, Beastman shield himself with his wings and the bullet ricochet to a vase behind Physco. "That was from Snowdark's mother... And I loved it.. Kinda. Anyway wait...your wings can ricochet bullets? How?" Physco wonder. Beastfang pounce on Physco. Physco tried to push him off as Beastfang tried to bite him. As soon he reach Physco's neck, both of them heard a shotgun cocked. Both of them turn and spot Snowco with Physco's homeland 37 shotgun. "Get off of my father!!!" Snowco yelled. "Sweetie...that's a shotgun.. It's not a child play toy." Physco warned. "I know daddy..." Snowco pulled the trigger and the power send her flying. Luckily she hit her target.. Sadly since the shotgun had a spread on it, she hit Physco's arm as well. As for Beastfang, 7 out of 8 of the pellets hit him and he flew out of the window, still alive cause of the roar when he flew towards the air. "Oh god! Snowco! You okay!?!?" Physco yelled as he gets up worried. "I'm okay!!! I want to do that again!" Snowco quickly answer, not wanting to scare her father. "Phew...I'll train you to use it on your birthday this year ok?" "Ok!" Snowco exciting hug her father. On the next day Beastman woke up in his bed. He rub his head and goan in pain. "Son of a bitch. My head.." Beastman said getting up. Beastman walk over to his bathroom and look at the mirror. He freak out as soon he spotted a fang shrinking into a dragon's fang. "Mother of Celestia... It...it happened again." He said shaken with fear. "Oh crap...I hope I didn't hurt Anypony... Jeez...all because of that damn bite. No. It wasn't her fault." Beastman walk off to make eggs. A portal open up and some red mercenaries of Tf2 walk out of it. "Dude!!!! We totally wreak that game of payload!" A young teenage Boston boy with a baseball cap yelled out while doing flips. "Heavy hungry for sandvich!!" Said the big fat Russian man with a bullet belt around his torso looking in the refrigerator. "Mmm mmm mmph mmmph mmph mmph mmm mmm Mmmph." Said a mask pyrotechnic in a fireproof suit. A Australian man with glasses walk out groaning and setting his sniper rifle down near him as he sits down on Beastman's couch. "You big head wankers." He mumble as he sets his hat on his face. "Hey scout, heavy, Pyro, sniper, how was your match with the blues?" Beastman ask trying to smile happily. "Beastman is sad...why sad look on face?" Heavy said pulling out a sandwich and eating it loudly. "What?! I'm not sad!" Beastman said quickly. "admit it beastdude...what's wrong with you?" Said scout. "Mm mm mmmph mmmph mmmmph mmph mm mmm mmmph." Pyro mumbled. Beastman sigh before saying. "I turn into...him again." "You mean Beastfang?" Said sniper. "Yea...that dragonpony...vampony thing...Vamdragonpony!" Beastman try to think of a new species. "Mmph mmmph mmmph mmmph mmph mm?" Pyro ask in mumbles. "Ok narrator...they all get it...pyro mumbles." Beastman said as he facehoof himself. "Yes I still remember....It all happen when I followed snowgirl into the everfree forest. Heh...who knew she was a vampony alicorn. I offer myself as her personal food source. She bit me and suck some of my blood until she was full. But she was an alpha." "So?" Scout said and shrug. "Beta bite have no effect." Heavy said. "Mmph...mmmph mmph mmmmph mmmph mm mmmph mmph mmmph mm!" Said pyro. "And bam!" Beastman said slamming his hoofs together. "I struggle and slowly turn a vampony!" "Now that just damn right rubbish." Said sniper adjusting his hat and kick his feet and set them on Beastman's living room table. "Don't worry...it wasn't her fault..it was my choice to become her personal meal. I didn't think it had any consequences." Beastman said sitting down with eggs in front of him. "Well I feel bad man..let's change the subject. How is you marefriend?" Scout said elbowing Beastman's shoulder. "Bubblegum is not my marefriend." Beastman point out. "well she is a mare who is my friend." "And you are nervous about date?" Heavy said. "WHAT!? who told you!?" Beastman ask surprised, almost choking on a piece of eggs. "Sniper." Heavy answer. Sniper laugh. "Aw I'm sorry mate." Beastman sigh. "No I'm not nervous. What's really bothering me is...she want to Go back to the human world." "Mmmph mmph?" Pyro ask. "Yea...but I can't leave here...its my home. I belong here." Beastman answer. "Did you tell her that?" Scout ask opening a can of bonk and take small sips. "I....lied. I told her if I return..I'll die. Last time I saw her human was when I was driving in the human world. Before I knew it...I crash and almost died." Beastman answer and explain. "When are you going tell her the truth?" someone said in French. "Who said that?" Heavy said pulling out his stock shotgun. "Come out baby coward!" "Stupid...bloody spies!" Sniper shout as he pull out his kukri. The spy decloak. Luckily it was a red spy. He a Frenchman dress in a expensive red suit and shoes. He also wears a leather ski mask. Rumors has it that he's blue scout father because he had slept with blue scout mother. This narrator says no. He pull out his disguise kit and take out a cigarette. "Nice of you to "sneak" up on us spy." Beastman joke taking a bite out of his eggs. "Yea...if you was someone else..I'll plummeted you like the force-of-nature! Pun not intended." Scout said air punching spy. "I'm terrified." Spy said in sarcasm as he light his cigarette and took a Puff. "So..when are you going to tell her the truth?" "No idea...but I Knew I have to someday." Beastman said taking another bite. "Then tell her how you feel." Heavy said finishing his sandwich. "Mmmph mmph mmph mmmph mmm mmmph mmph." Pyro said. Beastman smile. As a all dimensional being and with his forth wall breaking abilities, he made some great friends from other worlds and dimensions. "Thanks guys." Beastman said. "My pleasure." Spy said flipping his balisong around. Suddenly a drunk black, eye patch wearing Scottish man jump out of the portal cheering. He had a black cap on and two strips bombs on his chest and a whiskey bottle in his hand half emptied. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!" He said before taking a swiss from his whiskey bottle. "Demoman is drunk again." Said heavy. "Man...I always wonder what demoman will be like if he's sober?" Said scout. Then a drunk German man with a doctor coat and a pair of red rubber gloves came out and hang on to demoman. "OKTOBERFEST!!!" The German cheered. "Medic is drunk now." Said heavy. "Mmmph mm mmm mmph mmmph mmph...mmph mm mmph." Pyro said shaking his head. Heavy help medic and demoman get back to their world. Scout, spy, pyro, sniper followed. "Good luck mate.." Sniper said before leaving. "Thanks...I'm going to need it.." Beastman said putting down the fork and rub his head. "What am I going to do?" episode 4 part 1: Dr.LightingIn a place far from ponyville is the science realm.. Where the most smartest ponies go to created inventions to help ponies lives. There lived Dr.Richmond Lighting...or Dr. Lighting for short. He a light blue earthpony who is a Master in all science types... Mostly electricity... He made a device that replenish food in your refrigerator and show it to Celestia. But she refuse for it will shut down groceries stores...and ponies will lose their jobs. He storm home and threw his creation towards the wall. "That so call princess Celestia dares refused my greatest creation!!!" Richmond yell in anger. "Honey...is everything ok?" His wife Weathermare, a light white unicorn how specialized in meteorology ask. She walk up and set him down and rub his shoulders. "Celestia refused another creation of mines. This one was going to end world hunger." Richmond said calming down. "Oh my poor scientist... Celestia doesn't see how your creations could help Equestria. Maybe... If somepony else should take her place." Weathermare said grinning. She never wanted to be a meteorologist...she wanted to be a queen ever since she was a little filly. But her parents say she needed wings to become a queen, plus they said she get a great job as a meteorologist. So they push and forced her to learn about weather. "No honey..." Richmond said getting up. "We're not planning to take over canterlot. I just need to make a device that help the whole world." Richmond walk off to his laboratory. "You never learn Richmond.." Weathermare said getting up and head towards the kitchen. In ponyville, Beastman was walking around thinking about telling Bubblegum the truth about him. He sigh before he spoke. "Oh man..what am going to say to Bubblegum about leaving ponyvi-" Suddenly Physco tackles and pin him down with a python revolver pointed to his forehead. "Why did the hell did you break into my castle, scare my children, and try to bite me!?" Physco ask angrily "What? Oh no..I...dear god nopony got hurt right?" Beastman ask worried. "Well..Snowco try to blast you off with my homeland 37 shotgun and-" Physco paused then shake his head. "Wait a minute! why would ask if Anypony got hurt if you were the one who attack us!? "Wait...I can explain!" Beastman beg. "Good...I want answers." Bubblegum said walking up to Beastman. "And Physco... Get off of him and let him explain please?" "Shut it princess!!" Physco yelled as he point the gun at Bubblegum then back to Beastman. Bubblegum horn lit up and lift Physco into the air. "Put me down and I don't rip your (censored)ing head off!" Physco demands. "You promised to calm down?" Bubblegum said looking tough as Beastman hide behind her. Physco goan before answering. "Fine!" Bubblegum set him down and he draws back his revolver. "Now Beastman.." Bubblegum said turning her attention to him. "What happen to you last night? Why did you ran off like that?" "What does it matters... You couldn't fix me.." Beastman said looking away. "But I want to try.." Bubblegum grab his chin and force him to look at her. "Beastman what's going on?" Physco tap on Bubblegum shoulder and point at Luna who is walking towards them. "This isn't over" Bubblegum said before letting go of Beastman's chin. "Bubblegum...Beastman... Physco.. Nice to meet you all...Bubblegum...I got a surprise for you.." Luna said with a smile "What is it princess Luna?" Bubblegum ask curiously "I want to take you to the crystal empire to meet princess Cadence and-" "THE PRINCESS CADENCE!!!" Bubblegum interrupted. "I'll be glad to join you." "Splendid! Come..our train leaves in 16 minutes." Luna said walking off. "Be right there!" Bubblegum said waving. "Congrats Bubbles!" Beastman said with a big smile. "Don't change the subject Beastman...when I come back, I want answers.. Got it?" Bubblegum said following Luna. "Oh...and don't forget our date Friday!" She disappears in the crowd. "She is SO very lucky she our friend." Physco said walking up beside Beastman. "Otherwise I'll make her heart into a fancy necklace for Snowdark." Beastman sigh. "What's wrong? Nervous about the date?" Physco look at him with an eyebrow rise. "Physco... I'm ultra sorry for attacking your family... I couldn't control my inner vampony." Beastman said looking at his hoof. "Vampony?" Physco step away. "Yea..I'll explain everything... Let me just..." Beastman grab one end of the reader's screen and pull the next scene to the other end. Richmond grab a blow torch and weld a piece together. "Just a little more....excellent!!" Richmond said excited as he drop the blow torch down. "My electric game chamber!" Weathermare came down with cookies. "Honey?" "Oh sweetheart! Check it out!" Richmond hug his electric game chamber. "What is it?" Weathermare set the cookies down and walk up to the machine. "I'm been thinking... What are kids into this days? VIDEO GAMES!!! This device make them think they're in the game itself!" "You mean...like a game simulator?" Weathermare scratch her head. "Like it didn't requires a VR headset?" "Exactly!!!! Now all I need to adjust and test." Richmond open and walk inside the chamber. Once inside, he open a panel and type in some codes. But suddenly the door close and he run up and bangs on it. "Honey! Something's going on!" Richmond said panicking. "Yes...yes there is.." Weathermare said locking the door. "All you do is invented something, show it to Celestia, and come home angry and never do something... Dramatic! You need to realized that Celestia will never accept your inventions...so...I'm about to..help you." Weathermare walk over to a computer and type in 'electric bod'. "What...what are you doing?!" Richmond trying to burst though the lock door. "I'm making you into a better pony...where everypony will tremble before you..and we become king and queen of Equestria!" She press a button and the machine turn on. Lighting strike their house. It travel from pipes, to wires, the the chamber, and start electrocuting Richmond. He scream in pain as weathermare look at the machine go crazy. "BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZTTTT!" the machine went before shutting down. Weathermare unlock the chamber door and wait until the smoke clears. "Richmond sweetie? You alive?" Weathermare asks. "What...what you done to me?" A electric voice call out. "I made you better sweetheart..." "Why...why didn't you do this long ago." He said before chuckling. "You like it?" She took a step forward. "Like it? I LOVE IT!!" Richmond reveals his new appeal. He was fully made of electric with dark blue eyes. "Glad you like it...now what?" Weathermare said kissing his cheek. "now we talk to Celestia.." In Beastman's cottage "I see.." Physco said rubbing his chin. "So Snowgirl bit you and you turn into...Beastfang?" Beastman nods. "And this happens almost everyday?" Physco continues and Beastman nods again. "And you can't control him?" "I don't why.." Beastman said making tea. "I'm thinking taking pills." A knock on the door was heard and Beastman walk over and opens it. A darkish brown mare with a black ponytail mane and tail was sitting there with her hoofs out. "Pills?" The mare said smiling. "Sup Applepills..." Said Beastman before handing her a small container of pills. "Pills!!!" She took them and start chewing on the cap. Beastman close the door and check on the tea. "Well...I forgive you for attacking me..but how are you going to control...you know...Beastfang?" Physco said flipping a knife into the air and catching it. "Don't know...I still trying to think how am I going to tell her that I can't leave Equestria." "Huh?" Physco caught the knife and stick it into the table. Beastman pull out a 'Bubblegum's adventure' book and flip it to chapter 22. "Read here." Beastman hand Physco the book. Physco quietly reads it. He then close the book and set it down. "And?" "That's it?!" Beastman pours a cup a tea. "I need to figure out how do I tell her the truth?!" "Tell her on the date.." "That could ruin it..come on Phy think!" Beastman sits and about to sip a cup of tea until they heard Celestia screams. "MOM!!!!" they both yelled and run toward Celestia's castle. On their way to their mother's castle, Beastman bump into a pony carrying some adult magazines. "Whoa...kinky aren't you..." Beastman said and he couldn't believe how it was. "I don't the readers wouldn't know who this pony is." She had a lava color mane and tail, grey body color, and a coal as her cutie mark. "Coal?!" Said Beastman "Sunra?!" The mare said. "Actually... Its Beastman now...Beastman sunra Firefox.." He said picking up the magazines. "Oh sorry... I forgot you got your name change." Coal said blushing. Coal is a really old friend of Beastman. They met when Beastman save her from a tower falling on her as fillies. She develop a crush on him ever since then. "So...how are you?" Coal said as she help him with the magazines. "Well good... I got a date on Friday." "D-d-d-d-DATE!?" Coal almost drop the mags again. "With who?!" "Princess bu- oh wait mother!! Sorry got to go!" Beastman hand her the magazines and run off. "You'll soon be mine....sunra." She squeeze the mags. Celestia's castle Richmond's giant robopony press down on Celestia. "This is a winner Celestia... It crushes princesses!" Richmond said making the robopony press down harder. Celestia goan in pain, the robot also shut down any magic. "Let....me....go..." Celestia said under her breath. "Oh sorry tia...but I'm afraid we can't do that." Weathermare said slowly sit on the throne. She moan of pleasure now knowing how it feels sitting on Celestia's throne. "Ours dream is coming true...we'll soon rule canterlot, then ponyville, then Equestria... Then THE WORLD!!" She laugh as she look at the captive soldiers. "You won't get away with this!" Said light as he try to escape the electric chains. Snowgirl, Alex, Cupid, and the royal guards struggle to escape the electric chains as well. Oh I forgot, Alex is a another member of the new elements. He's a small white pegasus filly with a black mane and tail. He is a adopted son of Snowgirl and he has powerful angel magic. His backstory related to the Firefox brother because he was created from a mad scientist I think. "Man...this is so 'shockingly' strong!" Snowgirl joke as she kept struggle. "No shit Snowgirl!" Said Cupid. At the large doors, which are slightly open peeked Silent. He watch as his friends were trapped. Physco pop up without making a sound. "See something you like?" Physco said. Silent draws his hidden blade and attack Physco. But Physco grab his hoof and slam it into the floor. Silent was now stuck to the floor and Physco walk by the doors to take a peek. "Who's the electric moron?" Physco question quietly. "Don't...know...can you...help me?" Silent whispers. "After you try to attack me? I deserved a apology." "What?" Silent then goan annoyed. "Fine.. I'm sorry...can you help me out here?" "Whats the magic word?" "Really dude!?" Physco roll his eyes and left Silent there still stuck to the floor. "Grrr...fine! Please?" Silent said humiliated. Physco stop and look back. "Your Highness..." Silent continued. "Apology accepted" Physco said easily pull Silent's hoof off the the ground. Silent rub his hoof as Physco take a another peek out of the doors. "We need to-" Silent strike and kill Physco. He slowly lowers his dead body and close his eyes. "Don't do that again... Stupid king." Silent said looking down at Physco's dead body. He suddenly heard a weird noise. He panic and turn around as fast as he could, only to be backstab by Physco with his kuki knife. Physco wipe the blood off the knife and look at Silent's dead body. "Two things.... Learn some manners...and I don't work with traitors.." Physco said walking off. "Or pathetic assassins." Beastman finally caught up to Physco as he was look up at the roof. "Hey! Sorry I was late. I saw my old filly friend in the other scene. What's 'up' mate?" Beastman joke as he also look up. "I may have a plan.." Physco said with a smirk on his face. episode 5: crazy? more like insane! part 1 (crossover chapter)(Crossover with 'I don't think "crazy" suits her like you believe' from mynameiskassie) In ponyville, Beastman and Physco was walking down from sugar cube corner with a box of chocolate cover cupcakes. "Thanks Physco for tagging along...I need someone to talk to who's in a relationship." Said Beastman. "Is it about the date tomorrow?" Physco ask, using magic to peel off the wrapper on his cupcake. "Yea..how am I going to impress her...worse of all...how am going to tell her the truth about me?" Beastman grabs a cupcake. "Hmmm...well first you to figure out where you're going to take her. How about to a carnival?" "Hmm...not a bad idea...then I could-oof!" Beastman accidentally bump into a pony and spill some chocolate on her. "Oh..my bad mate." "Its ok." She said in a sweet innocent voice as she wipe some chocolate off of her. "I wasn't watching where I was walking anyways.." Beastman stare at the magenta mare for a while. "I...I..know how you are.." Beastman said rubbing his chin. "You do?" Both Physco and the mare said in sync. "Yea.." Beastman said before he sniff her. Suddenly his eyes shot up and he runs around her saying. "Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!!! YOU'RE KASSIE!!!" "Yea..wait...how do you know me?" Kassie said with her eyebrow raised. "I'm starting to remember as well." Physco said starring deadly at Kassie. "Wow ummm...I..got to go." Kassie said slowly walking off. Physco watch Kassie walk off. Beastman on the other hoof, was still running around in a circle. Physco walk up to Beastman's running circle and grab him by the mane. "Answers... Now." Physco demands. "Remembered when we stroll the around the dimension world?" Said Beastman "Yea?" Physco let him go. "Remembered the pony with a deep horrible secret?" "You mean?" "Yep yep!" Physco look behind him and rub his chin. "What'cha thinking?" Beastman look in Physco's direction. "Let's say hi to this new pony in this crossover fanfic.." Physco said before he chuckles. Kassie walk inside of her house and her friend glitch was waiting by the door. "Welcome back!" Glitch said smiling and wagging her tail. "Yea..I need to be...I just met some weird ponies... They...they know my name somehow." Kassie said closing the door. "They did?" Glitch tilt her head. "Yea." "Who was they?" "One of them was a black alicorn..and the other was...a Rare species." Kassie walk to the kitchen. "Rare? Like..animal rare?" Glitch follows. "Or like pony rare?" "Pony rare..he was kinda...dragon like.." Kassie start making tea. "A dragonpony? How is that possible?" Glitch start scratching her head. "Anything is possible in fimfiction!!!'' Glitch jump then hide behind Kassie. "You again!?" Kassie said holding a spoon. "Two rights mate!" Beastman said moonwalking. "You're in our fanfic... We have to say hi to our 'crossover buddy'." Physco said helping Kassie with the tea. "Put some honey in it...tastes better." Beastman moonwalking on the ceiling. "Who are you two?!" Glitch said as she slowly step out behind Kassie. "Oh! Where's our manners? I'm Beastman! Beastman sunra Firefox.. The prince of fire and a fourth wall breaking dragonpony!" Beastman fall off of the ceiling and landed safely on the couch. "I'm Physco. Physco smith Firefox.. The king of darkness and lord of nightmares." Physco pick up the kettle and pour four cups of tea. "Huh? Why is he a prince and you're a king?" Kassie pick up a cup of tea. "Its a Firefox code...you can't be king until you find a Queen." Beastman pop out of Kassie's mane. "AAAAHHH!!!" Kassie drop her tea and shake Beastman off of her hair. "You were just on the couch! How did you end up in my hair?!" Beastman pop out of glitch's fur. "Fourth wall abilities... I know everything, I can do anything!" Physco knock on Beastman's head. "Except you have a brain of an hollow tree." He walk off. "Go to hell phy!" "Beastman....Physco...Firefox?" Kassie raising an eyebrow and rub her chin. "Yep!!" Beastman pop up beside Physco. "We are..." Beastman pose in a sniper pose with his DSR 50, and Physco pose in a assassin pose with his Python revolver right beside Beastman. "THE FIREFOX BROTHERS!!!" they both say together. "Umm...sounds obvious.." Glitch said as she sip some tea. "Well doesn't matter.." Physco drop the pose. "What matter is...how did you end up in our world?" "Umm..I..don't know." Kassie said as she set her tea down. "I woke in bed with red and...well that's it.." "Hmm...wait...could Snowco possibly..." "Possibly...what?" Beastman look at Physco. "Somehow teleported somepony from another dimension?" Physco rub his chin curiously. "What do you mean?" Red ask, coming in the room with a granola bar. "Two days ago, I was training Snowco how to use a teleporting spell on other ponies. When she did the spell..I thought she only move a tree...but I guess her magic was powerful enough to grab a pony..i Or in this case: two ponies and a mutt into our dimension." "mutt!?" Glitch bark. "I'm a wolf! I'm not a dog!" "Sure you are.." Physco said and roll his eyes. "Can she send us back?" Kassie ask petting glitch. "Don't know...she doesn't even know she move someone here." Physco said walking towards to the front door. "So.. That's a bad thing?" Beastman ask arm wrestling Donkey Kong. "Not sure..but don't worry, I send you back myself...soon." Physco open the door. "Soon!? What do you mean soon?" Kassie stop petting and rush to stop Physco from leaving. "She sent you to here.. Into our dimension....you have to try this place out.." Beastman slam Donkey Kong's hand down and won the arm wrestling match. "Dominated ya big monkey wanka!" The taunt cause dk to charge his dk punch. "Um...have mercy?" Dk was fully charged and ready to punch. "Aw shit." Dk punch Beastman out of the door and landed into a tree in the everfree forest. "But I want to go to my dimension now!" Kassie demands. "Like I said: don't worry. I'm sure your creator won't mind that you'll be here for a while." Physco soon bowed and left. "So..now what?" Glitch said walking up to Kassie. "Well we have no choice... Let's see Rainbow dash and soarin are together." Kassie, red, and glitch walk out and stop at Rainbow Dash's cloud house in cloudsdale. "Are you sure their Rainbow dash is the same as our Rainbow dash?" Glitch ask. "Who knows?" Red shrugs. "Well..let's find out." Kassie said as she walk up to the door. Kassie knock and they heard lots of noises. "Coming!!!" The rainbow mare said in the house. The door opens and they widen their eyes as they see Rainbow dash with a robe on. "Oh my Celestia! You two did it didn't you!?" Said Kassie. "Did what? With who?" Rainbow dash tried to be normal as possible. "You and soarin...you slept with him!" Kassie cross her arm. "what? I didn't slept with him! I was all by myself here." Rainbow relax herself, knowing that her secret is safe. "Yea right!" Kassie burst inside and head upstair. Rainbow tried but couldn't stop Kassie from entering her room. "Ah-ha!!" Kassie face change from 'I knew it!' look to a 'what the hell?' Look when she seen the pony on the bed. She couldn't believe that the pony...was a mare. Not just any mare... It was Fluttershy! Fluttershy quickly hide under the bed cover. "I...I was just...um...you see...we...um.." Fluttershy tried to speak but couldn't find anything to say at this moment. Kassie quickly left the room and the house. "Please tell nopony." Rainbow dash quickly said before they all left. She slept with Fluttershy!?!?!?" Red said as they walk towards sugar cube corner. "Ok...so 'that' happen..but the rest of the mane six seems normal. Applejack still work at apple acres... But kept asking for pills. Rarity still make great dresses.. But kept asking for our fur. Twilight is still the princess of friendship...but why she was she whipping somepony? Lastly pinkie pie...what's not normal about here." Glitch lay down beside Kassie. Kassie look over at Celestia's castle. "If Physco won't send us back...then Celestia will.." They walk to canterlot and look up on the castle. "Are you sure she will help us?" Red ask. "Every dimension is different...but Celestia's niceness..never change." Kassie start walking up the stairs. Kassie and the other walk all the way to the top of stairs. When they made it up there, they wouldn't believe who was up there. "YOU TWO!!!" Red yelled. "Ah you three again..like it?" Physco said with a smirk. "Hell to the no! This place is so weird! Rainbow dash is sleeping with Fluttershy, Applejack is addictive to pills, twilight is torturing somepony, pinkie pie is...well being herself, but why oh why...did RARITY ask for our fur!?" "You could say that's 'Rarity's new fashion'?" Beastman joke before getting shot by Physco. Everypony except Physco starts screaming in fear. "Oh my god!!" Glitch said "What the hell!?" Red said "Why!?!?" Kassie said. "He's your brother!!!!!!!" They all said. "Oh..I forgot you guys was from another dimension... Yea...I f**king hate pun! So much...I'm willing to kill Anypony... Anypony... Even my own brother." Physco put away his diamondback revolver. "I...can't believe he's dead..." Glitch starts tearing up. "OH STOP CRYING MUTT!!!!" Physco horn glows and Beastman shot up holding the back of his head. "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! THAT F**KING HURTS!! AHH THATS HURTS!!! AHH MY HEAD AH IT HURTS!" Beastman run in circles. "This has to be...umm.." 600. "600 thanks narrator... 600th time you killed me!" Beastman bark at Physco. "I'm sorry, did you said narrator?" Kassie ask. "Yea! Our creator: Beastman Firefox the human, is the narrator in my story." Beastman said with excitement. "Creator?" Red ask. "Yea.. Cause I'm an oc...like you.." "Oc?" Glitch ask. "original character...or someone who don't exist... I think.." "What?" They all said. Five hours of explaining. "I'm....not real?" Red said sitting down on the top of the stairs. "My life...was a lie all along!!!" Glitch yelled. "I want to go home!" Kassie said rolling on the floor. "I probably said too much." Ya think? "Mr.Narrator!! Can you send us home!?!" Kassie shot up and yelled. Umm...I don't know. "Now what!?" Glitch jump on Kassie. "We'll talk to Celestia." Kassie knock on the door and Physco goan. "What's wrong?" Glitch ask tilting her head at Physco. "I really don't want to see mother right now." Physco complained "Oh...your mother works for Celestia." "No." "Oh..um..she Lives here?" "In a way." The door opens and Celestia step out. "Why hello there...anything I can do for you?" Celestia ask with a sleepy smile. "Hey your Highness... Are you tried?" Said Kassie. "Yea...*yawn* I was working late last night." "Mother damnit Celestia...how many times I have to tell you: no more late night work. I maybe black-hearted but I care about you." Physco said as he look away. "Aww..phyie care about his mother." Celestia tease. "YOUR MOTHER IS CELESTIA?!?!?" "Eyup... I..king Physco smith Firefox.. King of darkness and lord of nightmares... Is the son of Celestia." "And I.. Beastman sunra Firefox..prince of-" Physco use magic to duct tape his twin brother's mouth. "Yea yea...they get it. Where's mom mother?" "Huh?!" All but Celestia and Beastman said. "I'm right here baby.~" the changeling queen said as she hug Physco behind him. She then walk up to Celestia and kiss her. "Hey honey.~" "Celestia... And Chrysalis... ARE A COUPLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Kassie said kinda freaking out. "Can somepony send us back home!?" Glitch said also kinda freaking out. "Oh..no problem... Physco can you-" "Send them back? You got it. Come on." Physco lead the group to a meadow. Beastman finally got the duct tape off of him. He then tried to say something, but nothing came out. He realized his mouth was still on the tape. He rip it out and place it on his face. "So..what did I miss?" "Physco is about send us home!" Kassie yelled happily. "Oh quiet murder..." Physco said as he read his spell book. "You...you know Kassie's secret?" Glitch said moving closer to Kassie. Physco nod. "I don't need magic to realize that fake cutie mark." "And your not scare?" Kassie said. "Are you kidding? I'm a killer as well. I been doing killing sprees like all the time." Physco close the book. "Ready?" "Ready!" They all said. Physco close his eye and pull out his dark king blade. "Dark arts #45: dimensional rip!" Physco air slash and a vortex show up. "Here it is." Red and glitch jump though without hesitation. Kassie walk up and turn around facing Physco and Beastman. "Th-thanks...your place is super weird but...its a well balance place." "Hey! Visit us anytime ok?" Physco said. "I will...bye!" Kassie jump though the portal. "Well that was fun." Physco slowly close the portal. "Wait! It says part 1! What's part 2 be like?" Beastman worried. "You're right...hehe.." In Kassie's dimension, Kassie, glitch, and Red are getting comfortable in their real house. "Ah~ home sweet home!" Said glitch "Yea...you said it." Red has a hot we're towel on his face. "You know...I kinda miss that place." Kassie said to herself. "Like Physco said... You can visit us Anytime." Kassie widen her eyes as she see Beastman right behind her. "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" episode 4 part 2 must stay determine!/Beastman vs RichmondPhysco and Beastman was on the roof of Celestia's castle. Right above where Celestia's and their friends are captured by Dr.Richmond and his wife Weathermare. Physco explain the plan to Beastman. "Alright..got your rope secured?" Physco ask as he check if his rope was secured. "Umm...kinda.." Beastman answered. Physco look back and Beastman was all tangled by his rope. "You ignorant moron." Physco said after he facehoofed himself and goan. He walk up to Beastman and lightly pull a loose end of Beastman's rope. "Come on phy..." Beastman pull a script of this chapter. Beastman's fourth wall breaking abilities are highly unstable. By that I mean he's knows everything. Like he knows he's an oc, or that my little pony is from Hasbro, or that cow meat are use for burgers, steaks, etc. He knows about everyone in the entire universe... Speaking of which, HE CAN TRAVEL TO ANY DIMENSION OR UNIVERSE when he wants to. He's capable of...well practically anything. But it gets worst... He does this every single time! "That's not a bad thing...that's awesome!!" Beastman yelled to the air. Physco punch Beastman downwards. "Quiet beastidiot...you gonna give our position away." Physco warn. "My bad.." Said Beastman. "Ok..just tug and it'll-" Physco pull the rope and it untangle and spin Beastman wildly. After Beastman was free, he was still spinning, Then he stop and fall to the roof. Physco look at him with a 'really?' Look on his face when Beastman got up and smile at him. "Boom...free " Beastman said offering a hoof bump. Physco rejected his hoof bump and returned to his rope. "Ready?" Physco ask. "Yep yep!" Beastman answer with confidence and tug his rope. "Alright..you get the robot, and I handle the electric pony.." "Right!" "Ok..1...2.." "3!!" Beastman interrupted Physco's countdown and swing on the rope and smash though the giant glass window. "What the-" Richmond could say in this moment. Beastman start flying kick towards the giant robot and knock it off of Celestia. Without hesitation, Celestia quickly got up and run up to weathermare. "You're sitting in my seat!" Celestia yelled as she ran up the stairs. "No!!! I deserve to be queen!" Weathermare said as she got up and ran towards Celestia. Celestia headbutted weathermare and she was sent flying towards a wall. Celestia walk up to her with a angry look while weathermare shiver in fear. "Wait! Forgive me your Highness... I was only just kidding...I would never do that again..please don't hurt me.." Weathermare begged. "You should have thought to not doing that in the first place." Celestia lay a hoof on Weathermare. "Just wait until that robot is gone...I'll take care of you. Weathermare gulp. "Dismantle that thing into pieces Beastman!" Celestia cheered. "You got it mom!" Beastman said in his fighter stance. "What makes you so sure you can defeat my creation?" Richmond ask. "No idea..that's why I brought backup." Beastman said as he smirk. At that moment, Physco smash though another glass window and landed in Richmond. "Why the hell it took you so long to jump though the window?" Beastman ask with a questionable look. "I had a call from Snowdark...She wants me to pick up some herbs for dinner." Physco answered. "we're having Mac n cheese with livers, smoked barbeque roast pony heart, broccoli and mash potatoes with bloody gravy." "Aren't we ponies suppose to not eat meat?" Beastman ask again. "One: I'm a very dark alicorn, two: this is a fanfic...anything is possible here." Said Physco. Physco breaks the fourth wall as well, same with Snowgirl, but they don't do it all the time like Beastman. Snowgirl's moderate and Physco's rare. "Wait...wasn't there suppose to be a song in episode 3?" Beastman ask to the air. "I'm asking you narrator...not the air" Hey! I couldn't think of any ok!? Geez. Ahem..sorry folks. Beastman shrugs and face the robot. The robot look at him with a angry look and growl. "Whoa! It growls?" Beastman said slightly stepping back. "Yes,and I can do this!" Richmond said as he teleport and tie up Physco in a electric chain. Physco struggle to break free, but he couldn't as he was thrown into the wall where the others are trap in electric chains as well. "Hi your Highness! Welcome to the 'chained' party! We got some 'shockingly' good snacks, we got some good 'trap' music, and light made a 'electrifying" good punch... Want some?" Snowgirl said with a 'electrifying' smile. Get it? Nevermind. "Shut up snowbrat." Physco said, still struggling. Beastman look at Physco and his friends trap on a wall while Richmond was laughing. "Phy, snowy, light, everypony... Where Silent?" Beastman wonder. "I'll explain later.." Said Physco. "...HAHAHAHAHAHA! What are you going to do now? Celestia is useless without her magic, your friends are trapped, and you're all by yourself... What now boy!? Richmond ask then laugh again. Beastman look around him. His friends, the giant robot, and Celestia pinning down Weathermare. He knows he can't defeat both Richmond and his robot. But the fate of Equestria lies in his hoofs. "I...I..." "Don't you dare stutter Beastman!" Physco interrupted. "You got this!" "Yea!! Go get him Beastman!!" Cupid cheered. "You can do this cousin!" Light shouted. "Stay determined!" Snowgirl join in the cheers. "Quiet! all of you! Your cheers means nothing! Once I get rid of you and free my wife from Celestia, we'll rule Equestria... FOREVER!!!!" Richmond yelled as he laugh. "I...can't let you do that mate!" Beastman said as he smirk, causing Richmond to stop laughing. "I may be kinda outnumbered..and the odds are against me...but..." He pound his chest and lay his hoof on his heart. "But my heart is filled with determined! So I won't lose!!" Silents fill the room as Richmond grind his teeth and Beastman smirk at each other. Beastman angrily snort and drag his hoof across, looking angry at the robot which growl at him back. "I'm Beastman sunra Firefox! Son of Celestia and Chrysalis and the prince of fire, I won't lose to you!" Beastman proudly said as he point at Richmond. "Bring it dragonpony!" Richmond taunted. Rock Music start to play and Beastman bobs his to the song. The fight starts as Beastman starts singing and fighting. "Don't you dare...underestimate me, with my friends I can't be beat! The fire trapped...inside of me, I need to let go and set it free! I got to be-...I got to believe! I got to believe in me!!!(Cause..) I can't lose...and you can't win, I'll will fight to the very end! I will do...the best that I can. I won't lose cause what I said. (And) You are strong but I am too, my friends are depending on me so I can't lose! I'll show you what I can do. Do you remembered what I said? My heart is filled with determine!!!" They push each away and slide across the floor. "Do you really think you can defeat me..Dr.Richmond lighting?" Richmond said wiping blood on his bottom lips. "I don't think... I know I can Dr.lighting!" Beastman said standing tall and proud. "Doctor... Lighting? Not a bad name...for now on...I'll be known as: DR.LIGHTING!!!" Lighting yelled as he laugh. "Thank you for the great name..your reward: death!" He charge at Beastman. "Heh...you keep thinking that I won't last, and that you got me and outclassed! But you don't know that I can't stop, I'll keep on going until I drop! I going to show...I going to show you what I got!! Cause That's the way of the Firefox!!!(so) I can't lose...and you can't win, I'll will fight to the very end! I will do...the best that I can. I won't lose cause what I said. (And) You are strong but I am too, my friends are depending on me so I can't lose! I'll show you what I can do. Do you remembered what I said? My heart is filled with determine!!!" "Shut up and take this!" While being distracted, Lighting lands some ferocious multiple blows on Beastman, after that he kick him, and Beastman slid though the floor. He slowly struggled to get up. "I know I'm risking my life, and maybe I'll die here tonight, but I can't surrender now I..must stay and fight. I maybe an oc, but my friends; they need me. So I must believe in me, and I can't run away! Cause that's not the Firefox way!(so)" Beastman gets up and attack lighting. I can't lose...and you can't win, I'll will fight to the very end! I will do...the best that I can. I won't lose cause what I said. (And) You are strong but I am too, my friends are depending on me so I can't lose! I'll show you what I can do. Do you remembered what I said?(yea!) I will win..and you will lose! I'm gonna show you what I can do! This is the path...that I choice! Do you remembered what I said? My heart..is..filled..with deter-MINE!!!!" Beastman punch lighting with enough power to send him and his robot flying. "I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS! BEASTMAN FIREFOX!!!!!" Lighting yell until he disappeared into the sky. With the robot gone, every unicorn and alicorn's magic was restore. Physco, light, Snowgirl, and Alex use their magic to free themselves and other. Celestia look at Weathermare and lean forward. "You're in really big trouble." Celestia threaten. Weathermare gulp again. Several hours later, news broke out into Equestria. "Beastman sunra Firefox, saves Celestia and Equestria from a crazy electrical pony...not bad beasty." Snowgirl said putting down a newspaper. "Thanks!" Beastman said stuffing his face with spicy chili fries. "I...tried....my best...to...help........ Mom and...Equestria." "Oh classic Beastman... You Save Equestria, and now you're eating fries." Said Kate, a White unicorn with black and light blue hair. She's also Beastman's adopted stepsister. "They're his favorite" Celestia said sitting down with her own basket of chili fries. "Hey..what happen to Weathermare?" Cupid ask. "Don't worry...I give her a well balance punishment.. That she'll never forget." Celestia said as she smirk. The group heard a loud whip and turn they're attention to see Weathermare, who was pulling a very large and heavy look load of crates of apples. Twilight was on a seat, whipping Weathermare painfully. She whip her again, causing Weathermare to stop and rub her plot. "OW!!! Do you really have to whip me that hard?" Weathermare complain. "No complaining... You still have 139 deliveries to go...and tomorrow you have some more chores to do" Said twilight. "When will end?" Weathermare asks as she cries and pull the load. "You have 7 weeks of chores to do.." Twilight answered. "What!? I thought it was only 5 weeks?" "Make it 8 weeks." "But.." "9 weeks" "What!?" "10 weeks... I can keep going you know.." "Kill me!!!" They pull off as The group look at Celestia. "Well balance huh?" Physco said rising an eyebrow. "Well...she sat on my seat." Said Celestia as she start eating. "Nopony sits on my honeybunny's throne." Chrysalis said cuddling Celestia. "Aw~ thank sweetie.." Celestia said before making out with Chrysalis. Physco push his plate away. "Well I just lost my appetite.." "Moms! Not in public..You're embarrassing us." Lunatic said, slowly hiding under the table. "Well...I got to go and...train!" Light said before running off. Celestia and Chrysalis stop making out and look at each other. "How about we finish this at the castle?~" Chrysalis asks. "Sure.~" Celestia answers. "I have to go as well...coming Beastman?" Physco ask. "Yea sure." Beastman answered as he finish up his fries. Beastman followed Physco to the dark castle and help Physco with King's duties. As soon Beastman left, Bubblegum ran up to him. "Hey bubbles!" Beastman said happily. "Where's Physco!?" "Umm...he's in the-" Bubblegum cuts Beastman off and head into the castle. "Umm...o..k..then.." Beastman said dumbfounded.
episode 1: meet Beastman the dragonpony part 1Equestria... Is not what you think it is....then again...This is a fanfic...Equestria may not be the same as the show...oh...where's my mannes...I'm Beastman... Beastman sunra Firefox...I'm a highly rare species in the wonderful place of Equestria...I'm a dragonpony...You know, half dragon half pony... Oh...you do know. Well I wasted part of the story's time... What...stories don't a time limit? Then what's storytime? Oh...ok...um..yea...I'm a red color, green snake's eyes, blue and white mane and fire spread tail, fire breathing, fourth wall breaking, sniper marksman, nacho eating-...what...what do you mean ponies don't use guns? Hey! Who telling the story!? This is a fanfic story...anything happens! Sorry folks..talking to my creator. What...I'm an oc. Anyways....this is Beastman's adventure! This fanfic contains mild language...got that? This is going to be awesome!!! Cue opening! The sun rise over ponyville thanks to Princess Celestia. In a cottage not so far but far away from the castle is Beastman's house. The red dragonpony is sound sleep, dreaming about a tub of ice cream. No a TUB of ice cream. Like a bathtub. Anyway..soon his alarm clock went off and he press snooze. Getting up, he yarn and stretch his hoofs and wings. "alrighty then..let's get ready for the fanfic!" Said excited Beastman switch on his alarm clock to radio and hear his song coming on. He got up and gets ready for the day while whistling to to song. After putting on some cologne he rush out to see Celestia. When he reach to the top, the guards automatic let him in the castle. He watch Celestia and luna handle a situation. "So you see your majesty, that's why I refuse to pay the fee...I got kids to feed and bills to pay. So..all I asking is: you drop the fee and I'll do some work for you... Huh?" The citizen asks with a ticket in his hoofs. Celestia goan in anger before saying. "and I'll I'm saying is just pay the damn fee..we went over this for the sixth time. I got lots of important stuff to do and time is in the essence. Just pay and leave thank you." She then told a guard to collect the payment. The anger pony pull out a bag of bits and hand it to the guard. "Someday Celestia... Somepony will take you down for good! Shouts as he storm out of the room and past Beastman. "Hope somepony will send you to hell!!!! The pony said before slamming the giant doors. "Well...is that what you do? Piss off ponies all the time?" Beastman joke as Celestia walk up to him. "Oh shut up and give your mother a hug." Said Celestia as she gave him a neck hug as Beastman give her a one hoof hug. "Hey! Screw you narrator! I'm tall as Rainbow dash! She's just taller than me." Beastman shouted into air. Celestia knew Beastman was always a forth wall breaker. When he does this, Celestia would sometimes just ignore him. Oh..I forgot...in this universe- "I got this narrator dude..." Beastman interrupted. "In this universe, Celestia is known to be my mother. Yep...she my mom..the princess of Equestria! Oh... I forgot..Luna is my aunt..obviously." "Breaking the forth again little nephew?" Luna ask, walking up to hug him. "You know it!" Beastman said he hugs back. "So...where's Bubblegum?" He ask while blushing. Beastman has a little crush on Bubblegum. He had this crush since he met her the second time when she was in his cave. "That where Bubblegum gets that wrong...I never lived in a cave...it's was at a abandoned warehouse." Beastman said in the air. Yea...right..anyways...the first time they met is when Bubblegum met Luna as a filly. On her tour she meet Celestia and somepony biting her tail. It was baby Beastman enjoying a rainbow taste of Celestia's tail. "Yea...she's hanging with Cupid. Why do you want to see her?" Luna ask with a smirk knowing he has a crush on her. "Um...I was thinking of a get together with all our friends that's all." Beastman said smiling nervously. Suddenly the door swings open as darkness slowly fills the room. Celestia and Luna look as a dark alicorn walk in. He has a black body color with white front hoofs and white hair. He also has bright red dark eyes and a crown. "Celestia... I came here to-" the dark alicorn spoke in a low dark voice. Basically his voice kinda sounds like shadow the hedgehog. He stop when a red dragonpony pop out of Celestia's mane. He knew who he is. "Nevermind!" He shouted as he tries to walk away. "PHYSCO!!! Hey brother what's up!" Beastman yelled out while trying to hug him. But his face meets Physco's hoof. "Don't...touch me. Nice to see you too dear brother." Physco said in shame. Physco is...not a nice pony. He the most ruthless killer in the whole planet. As the king of darkness and ruler of the chaos realm, Loads of ponies fear him. Who can blame them, the stallion is not only powerful enough to destroy Equestria, but the planet and others as well. Luckily he has standards. He's a family man with three children. A teenage lesbian daughter named Athena, and the twins Phydark and Snowco. He's married to a mare who use to act like him. Her name is Snowdark. An gray alicorn with lightish blue eyes and black and blue stripe mane and tail. "Physco... Its so nice for you to drop by." Said Celestia. "Whatever." Physco said rolling his eyes. "Anyways...I came here to ask of you to control your subjects... They keep insulting my kingdom and my subjects as well. If this keeps up, I'll murder them all." "Sorry about that king Physco... We'll get to it when we can." Said Luna. "In the meanwhile.. Stay for while. I'll fix you up with some bloody Marys." Celestia said walking towards the kitchen. Beastman watch as Celestia walk off to make her son's favorite alcohol beverage. "Man..mom sure knows what you like huh Physco?" Beastman said turning his attention to his brother. "Of course she does, she's our mother. Its kinda her job." Said Physco as he look for a place to mediate. "Well... I'm having a get together at Bubblegum's place...you'll be there?" Beastman ask. "I'll bring the family and some snacks." Physco answer as he walk off. "Ok..see ya!" Beastman shouted and rush out to find Bubblegum. Beastman walk around ponyville, Asking ponies where Bubblegum and cupid would be. Mr.cake said he just saw them going to the beach. Beastman thank Mr. Cake and head to the local beach. When he got there, lots of ponies were there. Ponies of all ages were having a great time, fillies playing with the sand or water, some stallions playing volleyball, and mares sunbathing. "I wonder if these is a nude beach? Cause I see nopony wearing swimming wear...then again... We don't usually wear clothes. Wait..are we always naked?" Beastman ask himself. "I only pony I know wear clothes is Maud pie..and...well that's it...there's nopony else I know wears clothes...oh well." Beastman shrugs and look for Bubblegum. After a minute of looking he saw a pink mane and tail, white body color, and light blue eyes pony walk up to him. "Hey Beastman what's up?" The pony said to him. "Oh hey Cupid. Readers this is Cupid, an oc of PonyCraft X3...she's actually the first pony I made friends with. You seen Bubblegum?" Ask Beastman as he look around. "She's in the water." Cupid answer and point to the ocean. "W-w-w-w-w-w-WATER!?!?!?!" Beastman scream in fear. Beastman......does have a tiny fear of water. But its not his fault. "RIGHT!!! ITS YOUR FAULT!!" Beastman yelled, scaring some nearby fillies and ponies. "Ok Beastman... Calm down.." Said cupid The reason of this fear is because of his weakness.. You know what they say: fire and water.. Don't mix. Water puts out fires or fire boils water. Beastman doesn't know how to boil water with his fire yet...so he stay away from it as far as possible. "Can...can you just call her here?" Beastman ask nervously. Cupid sigh then walk close to the water. "Yo Bubblegum! Beastman wants to talk to ya!" She yell. Beastman's point of view: a hot hot pink alicorn with light blue mane and tail. She stroke her long lovely mane as she look cutely at him with her blue eyes. "timeout! Is it me or does Cupid, Bubblegum and Snowdark all have blue eyes? Man...blue is the best mare color. Resume to my point of view." Beastman said in a train of thought. Bubblegum slowly step out of the water. She fling her hair side to side. After a while of hair flinging, she walk in a calm but sexy walk towards him, Her hips swaying side to side. Beastman couldn't stop starring at Bubblegum's beautiful face and body. He thought he never seen a great looking mare. When she got close she spoke like an angel. "Hey beasty.~" said Bubblegum fluttering her eyes. Beastman couldn't move, think, shut his eyes, or even breaths. "Beastman? You ok?" Reality Bubblegum said. In reality: Bubblegum jump out of water and shake herself dry. After walking normally to him, she spoke like she speak to him as always: "hey beasty". "Beastman... Yo Beastman!" Cupid yelled at him. Beastman shook his head and realized it was all in his head. "Huh? Oh...h-hey Bubbles...how it hanging?" Beastman ask shyly "Good...just having some girl time with Cupid." Bubblegum answer. "Why you ask?" Cupid question. "I want to show or in this case...tell them about my friends. They may not get enough Intel about yours truly. Oh and I'm having a get together at your place..I-if you're ok with it?" Said and ask Beastman. "Sure... Sounds fun." Said Bubblegum. "I'll even make cookies." "Don't worry. Physco bringing snacks." Said Beastman with a smile. "By the way...how's you and fire hoof?" "Not good. We broke up a few weeks ago...I caught him cheating with a another mare." Bubblegum said trying not to be sad about it. "Well..I...wait where's cupid?" Beastman said looking around. Cupid was sunbathing not so far from them. "Well...if by any chance I could... Take you out to dinner?" Beastman blush asking that. "Depends...I may not be busy Friday." Bubblegum blush answering. "So Friday? At sixth?" "Friday at sixth." Beastman and Bubblegum look into each other eyes. Beastman then felt a hoof touch his. He look down and he was touching Bubblegum's hoof, and he didn't knew. "Aaah! Bubblegum!? Do you know a spell for sunburns?" Cupid ask when she realized she has a sunburn on her back. "Well...see you at the get together." Bubblegum said as she walk to help cupid. "Did...did I just ask her on a date? Crikey!" Beastman said wondering. "Join me next time and meet more of my friends and me on: meet Beastman the dragonpony part 2.
episode 2: meet the Beastman the dragonpony pt 2With the date he have in his head, Beastman walk around ponyville wondering to impress Bubblegum on Friday. "Beastman you idiot!" He told himself. "You just had to ask her out on a date.. Even though you don't have any dating experience. How in the hell are you going to impress Bubblegum?" Beastman soon stop and sniff the air. Surprised...he jump as soon he saw a blue color alicorn running towards him. With a loud CRASH, the blue alicorn crash into an apple stand Applebloom just made. "Aww..that took me like forever to built." Applebloom whine. "Hehe..sorry kiddo." The blue alicorn apologized as she rub her head. Beastman lands and look at the blue alicorn, realizing who she is. "Whoa..that's 'mess' up!" Beastman joke. "Well 'breaking' news folks...Snowgirl destroys the stand of the apples!" Beastman laugh at his own jokes as Snowgirl walk up to him then hit him with a wood plank. "Stand of the apples?" Snowgirl ask. "Eh..its something Starfire would say." Beastman said rubbing his head. "Hello beastman~." Somepony spoke behind Beastman. Beastman turn around and nearly jump back in surprises. Its was the changeling Queen Chrysalis. She came to ponyville to check on her son. "Mother!" Beastman said in excitement. I know what're thinking: the son of Celestia and Chrysalis? How? Well Beastman and his brother Physco aren't exactly... Born. They was created. Celestia created Beastman and Physco for another purpose. But Celestia couldn't go with it and decided to raise them as children. How is Chrysalis the second mother? Physco has the DNA of every single villain Equestria has ever face, From Nightmare moon to Starlight shimmer. Chrysalis's DNA was a lot stronger than the others. Plus Beastman is his brother so..make sense right? "Hello your majesty. 'Changing' life I see?" Snowgirl joke. "Haha very funny funny bones." Chrysalis joke back. "Snowgirl here is gifted with San like powers. You know the chill skeleton in undertale. Her left eye glow as well..isn't awesome?!" Beastman said to the readers. "I just came here to check how Beastman doing..speaking of which." Chrysalis said while walking up to Beastman. "A little birdie told me yooooou....have a date." "A date!?!?!" Snowgirl squeal like a school girl. "For the record humans...Snowgirl has a ship addiction." Beastman explain. "Who is it?! When is it?! Are you going to buy flowers?! Are paying for the meal?! How old is she? Is she about your age?! How tall is she?! Is she-" Snowgirl was interrupted by Beastman covering her muzzle with his hoof. "Snowy! Chill. You're hyperactive as Pinkie pie." Beastman said Pinkie pie and Rainbow dash walk past them with Pinkie pie asking loads of questions. "Are you taking Fluttershy to a fancy restaurant? Or to a carnival? Or a cruise? Are you paying for the meal? How much does it cost? Can you save me some? Please? Oh Pretty please? Pretty please with cherry on top?" Pinkie kept asking. "Pinkie! I'm not gay. I'm just helping her with the animals." Rainbow dash told Pinkie. "Riiiiight?" Said Pinkie nudging dash with her elbow. "If your not a lesbian...then who do you like?" Pinkie look around. "Soarin of course." The Rainbow pony said as she look up and he soarin flying. "He's dreamy." "My God! There's way to many straights in Equestria... Dammit Hasbro.." Pinkie yelled as she walk off. "Where ya heading?" Rainbow ask. "I'm hanging out with Athena. At least she ain't own by Hasbro and being straight." Pinkie answer as storm off. Back to Snowgirl, Beastman and Chrysalis. "Well..having a lesbian couple in my little pony will teach kids that love is love. No matter of the gender." Beastman said with Chrysalis and Snowgirl ignoring what he just said. "By the way, a get together is going down at Bubblegum's... You coming?" Beastman ask Snowgirl. "Sure..its been 5 month ever since we was together as friends and family." Snowgirl answer. "Awesome! See you then mate!" Beastman said walking off. "Bye mom!" "Bye sweetie! Don't be a stranger!" Chrysalis shout out. -time skip- At Bubblegum's castle "WOOHOO! its great to see you guys!" A drunk yellow vampony said. "I think you had too much light." Snowdark said taking the drink away from light wing's hoofs. Light wing is a vampony with dark blue and black stripes mane and a blue tail and a expert swordsman. He quite related to the Firefox brothers since he Celestia's other nephew. He sometimes hangout with Silent, The white assassin pegasus. "How idiotic of you light..." Physco said pouring himself a drink. "You had to drink fifty bottles of whiskey." "Why aren't you drunk? That's your eighths bottle!" Said light "Cause this isn't a light beverage.. I'll get drunk easily." Physco explains "HEY EVERYPONY!!!" A light black alicorn with a red mane and tail yelled as she barge though Bubblegum's castle doors. "Hey yo!! Lunatic in the house!!" A alicorn who look just like Physco, but instead is a female. "You got to be serious... You again?" Physco said before he goan in anger. Lunatic claims to be Physco's twin sister. Physco doesn't believe her and does not like her. "Well I'm having the best time of my life... How about you babe?" A yellow alicorn ask a gray color alicorn next to her. "Same here." The gray alicorn answer. The gray one is the princess of darkness... Daughter of Physco: Athena rose Firefox and her girlfriend Sandra, daughter of Snowgirl who serve Physco and Silent who doesn't approve her sexuality. Bubblegum look around and spot Beastman talking to sniper from Tf2. "Ok..so like I made a reservation to the most fanciest restaurant I could think off." Said Beastman. "Are you sure you use your brain mate?" Sniper ask while knocking on Beastman's head. Beastman slap himself in the head for being stupid. "Dammit! Now I gotta-" he stop as soon he turn around and see Bubblegum with they're muzzles touching. "Oh my.." Bubblegum quietly spoke while taking a step back. "So you have the date planned?" She ask blushing. "Yes! Yes I did!" Beastman said proudly. "No." Drop his proud smile and attitude. "Don't worry..we'll think of something on Thursday." Bubblegum said patting his head. All of the sudden a royal guard burst though the doors. "Elements!!! Celestia needs you this second!" The guard yelled out. Everypony looked at each other before following the guard to Celestia's castle. When they got there they got some news they wouldn't believe. "We're the new elements?!" Cupid yell in surprised. "Maybe.." Twilight said flipping pages of a book. "We don't have any explanation for this but..." "A powerful dark alicorn...oh sorry, not you Physco.." Celestia apologized. "None taken" Physco said while bowing "A powerful dark alicorn is coming here to take over Equestria. His power is too strong for me or the elements of harmony to stop him." Celestia explain. "And your saying that we are the new elements and we are the only ponies who can stop him?" Cupid said still surprised. "Yes...well like twilight said...maybe." Said Celestia. "So when we fight this...dark alicorn?" Beastman ask. "Luckily he doesn't show up in about... 3 years." Twilight answered. "Which is good Because my son has a date!" Celestia squeal. "Mom..you're embarrassing me." Beastman said while covering his face and Bubblegum giggling. "Great...enough time to train." Said Physco. "Good idea..in case we found out if you ponies are the new elements, you all must train frequently....understand?" Celestia said walking off to her room. "Will..(blech)..do your Highness." Light said before fainting. Cherry, who's is light's wife, sigh and pick up light and carry him home. The others did the same. Beastman stop and look at the sky, seeing the full moon. "Hey beassssstman? You okay?" A voice call out which freak Beastman out a bit. Beastman look what's in front of him and stop Bubblegum with fangs. "Oh..it's you Bubbles...I hardly recognize you with your fangsssss and voiccccce." Beastman mock. Bubblegum laugh before saying. "Ssssshut up beassssty...you know how I talk when I'm like thisssss." "Yea...at least its not worst as mines." Beastman mumbles. "Huh?" Bubblegum question. "Nothing! I...GAH!" Beastman goan as he slightly kneels. "Beasssstman?! You okay?! Whatsssss wrong?" Bubblegum ask as she reach to touch him. Beastman snarl and Bubblegum steps back. "S-s-sorry Bubble-gum...I didn't meant to..grr..I..." Beastman said before running off. Bubblegum have no idea what's going with Beastman, nor why he's acting so weird. I mean..Beastman's weird..but not this weird. Beastman stop in the Everfree forest. Grunting, growling, and struggling. "Can't...lose...control!" Beastman said to himself. "I...I hope she... Grrr...didn't follow. I..I don't want to hurt her." Beastman's eyes soon change into red vampony eyes, he grew vampony fangs, and his wings grew two times longer. This is known as Beastfang.. Half dragonpony half vampony. He words slowly turn into roars. "I gotta...gotta...got...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"
episode 3: the vamdragon attack/ the talkPhysco fell back on his bed panting. A blue hoof was laid on his his chest. "Oh my phie~. You need to be more careful....you don't to get another child don't you?" Snowdark said panting. "Oh no no no...we already have three don't need more." Physco said kissing Snowdark's head. Few hours earlier. Physco slowly gets up after almost Brutally beaten by Lee moon, a alicorn tall as nightmare moon. Plus she's nightmare Moon's student when she was on the moon. Dark blue body color and purple color mane and tail and black eyes. With spikey royal armor and a GIANT crush on Physco, she won't stop until Bubblegum and Snowdark are dead and Physco and Equestria is hers. "So Physco sweetie...ready to surrender?" Lee tease. "Go (censored) yourself." Physco said after spitting blood. "You're lucky you caught me off guard..otherwise I've already send your ass straight to hell!" Physco kneel a bit. Lee laugh hysterically. She attack them when they were just having a picnic. "Oh honey... If I had shown up without attacking you two I'll be disappointed in myself." Lee said walking around him. "I'll have to suffer watching you two cuddle.. It's disgusting...unless it was me and you cuddling." "too bad I'm married." "Yes...yes you are. But not for long...not until I wipe her precious little face out of existence. Then you and me can take over Equestria!!!" Lee stop and laugh maliciously as Physco goan in pain. "Stay away from her!" Physco threaten "or so help I'll rip your spine and guts make you eat your own intestines. I'll use your bones as toothpicks!" "No you won't!" A voice call out. Lee turn around and saw Snowdark grey body color behind her. "Got cha you stallion stealing bitch." Lee said before grinning her teeth. "Get out of here Snowdark! I can't let you get hurt!" Said Physco. "Its ok honey...I'll handle her. Oh..for the record... He fell in love with me." Snowdark said Snowdark snort as she drag her hoof across, signaling Lee to back off or I'll charge. Lee sway her mane behind her and go into a fighter stance. "Fine...be that way." Snowdark said before running towards her. Lee's horn glows and creates a barrier around her. Snowdark jump and came down with a punch. Her curl hoof made contact with Lee's barrier, But couldn't penetrates it. Lee made the barrier expands and pop making Snowdark flew backwards. Snowdark recover in midair and land on her hoofs, but didn't see Lee coming up and uppercut her into the air. Lee charge up her horn and fire at Snowdark while she falls to the ground. Snowdark regain conscious and spin to dodge Lee attack. She then open her wings and stay in the air. "Come down here and fight me like a mare!" Lee shouted. Snowdark raise her hoof in the air and summoned a small dark ball. The ball grew big as a three story building. This was known as the death ball. She laugh as she launch her death ball at Lee Who widen her eyes, can't believed Snowdark learned one of Physco's powerful attacks. "Oh shit." Lee said, snapping in reality and try to push the death ball away. "This ends now Lee!!" Snowdark said charging up a beam and firing Lee who still trying to hold on the death ball. The beam push the ball and hits Lee. Lee screams as her armor was blown away from the impact. The blast was so powerful, it left a fifty foot radius crater. After a few minutes of checking Snowdark landed beside Physco. "How... How did you..." "I watch you do it when you was training today...then practice it myself." Snowdark said interrupting Physco question. "God you're amazing." Physco said before going to kiss his wife in the lips until he heard ponies cheering. "That was awesome!" One of ponies shouted out. "You were amazing!" Another pony yell out. "You think I can do it!?" A filly ask when he ran up to the couple. Physco try to walk up to the filly but Snowdark stop him. "I got this." She said patting on Physco's chest. Snowdark calmly walk over to the filly. "Tell me young one.." She spoke as she secretly flip open a balisong knife like spy in Tf2, Then stab the filly in the chest. The filly look at her in fear as Snowdark body change color from grey to light blue. Her blue eyes turn into red ones. "How can you do it..if your dead?" She laugh as she drop the dead filly. The ponies scream and run for they're life. Physco walk up wondering what just happened. "Umm..." Physco could only say in this moment. "Whoa...I found my true darkness... I guess all I have to do is kill somepony." Said Snowdark. "Huh...I guess...let's go home so I can figure out what just happened today.." Physco said scratching his head. "Or...we can do something... Naughty~~" Snowdark playfully bit Physco's ear. Physco smile and grab Snowdark's arm, pulling her close and they French kiss each other. Snowdark broke the kiss and look at Physco. "So...you ready?~" Snowdark ask. "Let me carry you home." Physco said still smiling. Snowdark gasp and chuckle as Physco pick her up and walk on his hind hoofs. Snowdark nuzzle Physco as he just thought of something. "I wonder why you didn't change color after killing Lee?" Physco ask as they disappear over a hill. Suddenly Lee climb out of the crater looking totally beaten up. "I'll get you for this Snowdark... I'll have my revenge... Just you wait." Lee vowed while picking up a piece of her armor. Present Snowdark yawn as she hug Physco and lay on his chest. "Want some tea?" Said Physco brushing Snowdark's mane. "No...I want you to stay in bed with me." Snowdark answer hugging tighter. Suddenly a noise was heard downstairs. Snowdark jump up and look at Physco with a worried look. Physco gets out of the bed and take cover on the wall close to the door. "What was that sweetie?" Snowdark ask while reaching out for Physco. "No idea." Physco answer. The door swing open and little princess Snowco climb into bed and hug her mother tightly. "Mommy! Something down there!" Snowco said burrowing her face into Snowdark arm. "Don't worry twin sis...I'll keep you safe." Phydark said posing as His father. "I ain't afraid of nothing!" A loud crash was heard and Phydark quickly hide in Snowdark's other arm. "Mommy!!! Don't let it hurt me and sis!" Phydark said doing the same thing as his twin sister. "Oh don't be scared my little ones....I won't let that happened." Snowdark said before kissing her children's foreheads. "Where Athena? Where's Snowgirl?" Physco ask. "Athena is with Sandra and Snowgirl hanging out with Jassy and Cupid." Snowdark answer. "Got to be freakin-" Physco said in anger before looking at Snowdark. "Stay here ok..protect the kids..still got the shotgun?" Snowdark nod as she pull out a combat shotgun. "Alright... I love you all..be right back." Physco said walking carefully outside of the room. "Be careful daddy!" Snowco shout out as Physco was in the hallway far from his room. Walking downstairs with total caution, Physco look around to find the intruder. "Speak up now and I may spare you life!" Physco said going into a defense stance. Physco look around and spot nopony, he couldn't hear anything right now. Physco start taking one step at a time. Until he got tackle by somepony with red snake eyes. "What the hell? Who the (censored) are you!? Answer me!" Physco demands. The pony growl and hiss at him. "Fine...don't...I wouldn't have cared anyway." Physco roll and push the red snake eyes pony off of him. Physco flash his wings to make himself a threat. But the pony just growl and charge at him. Physco backslap the pony into a wall. "I kinda don't feel like killing Anypony right now...so either leave and live again... Or stay and die." Physco said charging up a chaos spear. Physco know every single dark arts. Such as: demon magic, dark alicorn magic, vampony magic, etc. Thanks to shadow the hedgehog, he learned chaos spear, chaos blast, and chaos control. With this, Physco developed a new type of magic he created: chaos magic. The pony jump off the wall and then snarl and drag it hoof across. "You really want to die do you." Physco said canceling his chaos spear. The pony walk closer into the moonlight out of the window. Physco's eyes widen, he couldn't believed that the pony was Beastman, or in this case: Beastfang. "What the- Beastman? The hell brother!? Why did you break in here!? Why are you...different? Is this a prank?!" Physco ask in anger. Beastfang growl angrily. Then fast as Rainbow dash, Beastfang grab Physco's neck, then slam him into a coffee table. Physco wrap his hoofs around Beastfang's hoof. With a growl, Beastman lift his hoof up and shake Physco off. With a mighty swing, Physco lost his grip and flew into a drawer. He reach in and pull out his Magnum revolver and point at Beastfang. "Beastman! Get out of my castle now!" Physco order. Beastfang roar. "Dammit brother, this isn't time for jokes!" Physco said before firing his gun. With the same speed from earlier, Beastman shield himself with his wings and the bullet ricochet to a vase behind Physco. "That was from Snowdark's mother... And I loved it.. Kinda. Anyway wait...your wings can ricochet bullets? How?" Physco wonder. Beastfang pounce on Physco. Physco tried to push him off as Beastfang tried to bite him. As soon he reach Physco's neck, both of them heard a shotgun cocked. Both of them turn and spot Snowco with Physco's homeland 37 shotgun. "Get off of my father!!!" Snowco yelled. "Sweetie...that's a shotgun.. It's not a child play toy." Physco warned. "I know daddy..." Snowco pulled the trigger and the power send her flying. Luckily she hit her target.. Sadly since the shotgun had a spread on it, she hit Physco's arm as well. As for Beastfang, 7 out of 8 of the pellets hit him and he flew out of the window, still alive cause of the roar when he flew towards the air. "Oh god! Snowco! You okay!?!?" Physco yelled as he gets up worried. "I'm okay!!! I want to do that again!" Snowco quickly answer, not wanting to scare her father. "Phew...I'll train you to use it on your birthday this year ok?" "Ok!" Snowco exciting hug her father. On the next day Beastman woke up in his bed. He rub his head and goan in pain. "Son of a bitch. My head.." Beastman said getting up. Beastman walk over to his bathroom and look at the mirror. He freak out as soon he spotted a fang shrinking into a dragon's fang. "Mother of Celestia... It...it happened again." He said shaken with fear. "Oh crap...I hope I didn't hurt Anypony... Jeez...all because of that damn bite. No. It wasn't her fault." Beastman walk off to make eggs. A portal open up and some red mercenaries of Tf2 walk out of it. "Dude!!!! We totally wreak that game of payload!" A young teenage Boston boy with a baseball cap yelled out while doing flips. "Heavy hungry for sandvich!!" Said the big fat Russian man with a bullet belt around his torso looking in the refrigerator. "Mmm mmm mmph mmmph mmph mmph mmm mmm Mmmph." Said a mask pyrotechnic in a fireproof suit. A Australian man with glasses walk out groaning and setting his sniper rifle down near him as he sits down on Beastman's couch. "You big head wankers." He mumble as he sets his hat on his face. "Hey scout, heavy, Pyro, sniper, how was your match with the blues?" Beastman ask trying to smile happily. "Beastman is sad...why sad look on face?" Heavy said pulling out a sandwich and eating it loudly. "What?! I'm not sad!" Beastman said quickly. "admit it beastdude...what's wrong with you?" Said scout. "Mm mm mmmph mmmph mmmmph mmph mm mmm mmmph." Pyro mumbled. Beastman sigh before saying. "I turn into...him again." "You mean Beastfang?" Said sniper. "Yea...that dragonpony...vampony thing...Vamdragonpony!" Beastman try to think of a new species. "Mmph mmmph mmmph mmmph mmph mm?" Pyro ask in mumbles. "Ok narrator...they all get it...pyro mumbles." Beastman said as he facehoof himself. "Yes I still remember....It all happen when I followed snowgirl into the everfree forest. Heh...who knew she was a vampony alicorn. I offer myself as her personal food source. She bit me and suck some of my blood until she was full. But she was an alpha." "So?" Scout said and shrug. "Beta bite have no effect." Heavy said. "Mmph...mmmph mmph mmmmph mmmph mm mmmph mmph mmmph mm!" Said pyro. "And bam!" Beastman said slamming his hoofs together. "I struggle and slowly turn a vampony!" "Now that just damn right rubbish." Said sniper adjusting his hat and kick his feet and set them on Beastman's living room table. "Don't worry...it wasn't her fault..it was my choice to become her personal meal. I didn't think it had any consequences." Beastman said sitting down with eggs in front of him. "Well I feel bad man..let's change the subject. How is you marefriend?" Scout said elbowing Beastman's shoulder. "Bubblegum is not my marefriend." Beastman point out. "well she is a mare who is my friend." "And you are nervous about date?" Heavy said. "WHAT!? who told you!?" Beastman ask surprised, almost choking on a piece of eggs. "Sniper." Heavy answer. Sniper laugh. "Aw I'm sorry mate." Beastman sigh. "No I'm not nervous. What's really bothering me is...she want to Go back to the human world." "Mmmph mmph?" Pyro ask. "Yea...but I can't leave here...its my home. I belong here." Beastman answer. "Did you tell her that?" Scout ask opening a can of bonk and take small sips. "I....lied. I told her if I return..I'll die. Last time I saw her human was when I was driving in the human world. Before I knew it...I crash and almost died." Beastman answer and explain. "When are you going tell her the truth?" someone said in French. "Who said that?" Heavy said pulling out his stock shotgun. "Come out baby coward!" "Stupid...bloody spies!" Sniper shout as he pull out his kukri. The spy decloak. Luckily it was a red spy. He a Frenchman dress in a expensive red suit and shoes. He also wears a leather ski mask. Rumors has it that he's blue scout father because he had slept with blue scout mother. This narrator says no. He pull out his disguise kit and take out a cigarette. "Nice of you to "sneak" up on us spy." Beastman joke taking a bite out of his eggs. "Yea...if you was someone else..I'll plummeted you like the force-of-nature! Pun not intended." Scout said air punching spy. "I'm terrified." Spy said in sarcasm as he light his cigarette and took a Puff. "So..when are you going to tell her the truth?" "No idea...but I Knew I have to someday." Beastman said taking another bite. "Then tell her how you feel." Heavy said finishing his sandwich. "Mmmph mmph mmph mmmph mmm mmmph mmph." Pyro said. Beastman smile. As a all dimensional being and with his forth wall breaking abilities, he made some great friends from other worlds and dimensions. "Thanks guys." Beastman said. "My pleasure." Spy said flipping his balisong around. Suddenly a drunk black, eye patch wearing Scottish man jump out of the portal cheering. He had a black cap on and two strips bombs on his chest and a whiskey bottle in his hand half emptied. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!" He said before taking a swiss from his whiskey bottle. "Demoman is drunk again." Said heavy. "Man...I always wonder what demoman will be like if he's sober?" Said scout. Then a drunk German man with a doctor coat and a pair of red rubber gloves came out and hang on to demoman. "OKTOBERFEST!!!" The German cheered. "Medic is drunk now." Said heavy. "Mmmph mm mmm mmph mmmph mmph...mmph mm mmph." Pyro said shaking his head. Heavy help medic and demoman get back to their world. Scout, spy, pyro, sniper followed. "Good luck mate.." Sniper said before leaving. "Thanks...I'm going to need it.." Beastman said putting down the fork and rub his head. "What am I going to do?"
episode 4 part 1: Dr.LightingIn a place far from ponyville is the science realm.. Where the most smartest ponies go to created inventions to help ponies lives. There lived Dr.Richmond Lighting...or Dr. Lighting for short. He a light blue earthpony who is a Master in all science types... Mostly electricity... He made a device that replenish food in your refrigerator and show it to Celestia. But she refuse for it will shut down groceries stores...and ponies will lose their jobs. He storm home and threw his creation towards the wall. "That so call princess Celestia dares refused my greatest creation!!!" Richmond yell in anger. "Honey...is everything ok?" His wife Weathermare, a light white unicorn how specialized in meteorology ask. She walk up and set him down and rub his shoulders. "Celestia refused another creation of mines. This one was going to end world hunger." Richmond said calming down. "Oh my poor scientist... Celestia doesn't see how your creations could help Equestria. Maybe... If somepony else should take her place." Weathermare said grinning. She never wanted to be a meteorologist...she wanted to be a queen ever since she was a little filly. But her parents say she needed wings to become a queen, plus they said she get a great job as a meteorologist. So they push and forced her to learn about weather. "No honey..." Richmond said getting up. "We're not planning to take over canterlot. I just need to make a device that help the whole world." Richmond walk off to his laboratory. "You never learn Richmond.." Weathermare said getting up and head towards the kitchen. In ponyville, Beastman was walking around thinking about telling Bubblegum the truth about him. He sigh before he spoke. "Oh man..what am going to say to Bubblegum about leaving ponyvi-" Suddenly Physco tackles and pin him down with a python revolver pointed to his forehead. "Why did the hell did you break into my castle, scare my children, and try to bite me!?" Physco ask angrily "What? Oh no..I...dear god nopony got hurt right?" Beastman ask worried. "Well..Snowco try to blast you off with my homeland 37 shotgun and-" Physco paused then shake his head. "Wait a minute! why would ask if Anypony got hurt if you were the one who attack us!? "Wait...I can explain!" Beastman beg. "Good...I want answers." Bubblegum said walking up to Beastman. "And Physco... Get off of him and let him explain please?" "Shut it princess!!" Physco yelled as he point the gun at Bubblegum then back to Beastman. Bubblegum horn lit up and lift Physco into the air. "Put me down and I don't rip your (censored)ing head off!" Physco demands. "You promised to calm down?" Bubblegum said looking tough as Beastman hide behind her. Physco goan before answering. "Fine!" Bubblegum set him down and he draws back his revolver. "Now Beastman.." Bubblegum said turning her attention to him. "What happen to you last night? Why did you ran off like that?" "What does it matters... You couldn't fix me.." Beastman said looking away. "But I want to try.." Bubblegum grab his chin and force him to look at her. "Beastman what's going on?" Physco tap on Bubblegum shoulder and point at Luna who is walking towards them. "This isn't over" Bubblegum said before letting go of Beastman's chin. "Bubblegum...Beastman... Physco.. Nice to meet you all...Bubblegum...I got a surprise for you.." Luna said with a smile "What is it princess Luna?" Bubblegum ask curiously "I want to take you to the crystal empire to meet princess Cadence and-" "THE PRINCESS CADENCE!!!" Bubblegum interrupted. "I'll be glad to join you." "Splendid! Come..our train leaves in 16 minutes." Luna said walking off. "Be right there!" Bubblegum said waving. "Congrats Bubbles!" Beastman said with a big smile. "Don't change the subject Beastman...when I come back, I want answers.. Got it?" Bubblegum said following Luna. "Oh...and don't forget our date Friday!" She disappears in the crowd. "She is SO very lucky she our friend." Physco said walking up beside Beastman. "Otherwise I'll make her heart into a fancy necklace for Snowdark." Beastman sigh. "What's wrong? Nervous about the date?" Physco look at him with an eyebrow rise. "Physco... I'm ultra sorry for attacking your family... I couldn't control my inner vampony." Beastman said looking at his hoof. "Vampony?" Physco step away. "Yea..I'll explain everything... Let me just..." Beastman grab one end of the reader's screen and pull the next scene to the other end. Richmond grab a blow torch and weld a piece together. "Just a little more....excellent!!" Richmond said excited as he drop the blow torch down. "My electric game chamber!" Weathermare came down with cookies. "Honey?" "Oh sweetheart! Check it out!" Richmond hug his electric game chamber. "What is it?" Weathermare set the cookies down and walk up to the machine. "I'm been thinking... What are kids into this days? VIDEO GAMES!!! This device make them think they're in the game itself!" "You mean...like a game simulator?" Weathermare scratch her head. "Like it didn't requires a VR headset?" "Exactly!!!! Now all I need to adjust and test." Richmond open and walk inside the chamber. Once inside, he open a panel and type in some codes. But suddenly the door close and he run up and bangs on it. "Honey! Something's going on!" Richmond said panicking. "Yes...yes there is.." Weathermare said locking the door. "All you do is invented something, show it to Celestia, and come home angry and never do something... Dramatic! You need to realized that Celestia will never accept your inventions...so...I'm about to..help you." Weathermare walk over to a computer and type in 'electric bod'. "What...what are you doing?!" Richmond trying to burst though the lock door. "I'm making you into a better pony...where everypony will tremble before you..and we become king and queen of Equestria!" She press a button and the machine turn on. Lighting strike their house. It travel from pipes, to wires, the the chamber, and start electrocuting Richmond. He scream in pain as weathermare look at the machine go crazy. "BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZTTTT!" the machine went before shutting down. Weathermare unlock the chamber door and wait until the smoke clears. "Richmond sweetie? You alive?" Weathermare asks. "What...what you done to me?" A electric voice call out. "I made you better sweetheart..." "Why...why didn't you do this long ago." He said before chuckling. "You like it?" She took a step forward. "Like it? I LOVE IT!!" Richmond reveals his new appeal. He was fully made of electric with dark blue eyes. "Glad you like it...now what?" Weathermare said kissing his cheek. "now we talk to Celestia.." In Beastman's cottage "I see.." Physco said rubbing his chin. "So Snowgirl bit you and you turn into...Beastfang?" Beastman nods. "And this happens almost everyday?" Physco continues and Beastman nods again. "And you can't control him?" "I don't why.." Beastman said making tea. "I'm thinking taking pills." A knock on the door was heard and Beastman walk over and opens it. A darkish brown mare with a black ponytail mane and tail was sitting there with her hoofs out. "Pills?" The mare said smiling. "Sup Applepills..." Said Beastman before handing her a small container of pills. "Pills!!!" She took them and start chewing on the cap. Beastman close the door and check on the tea. "Well...I forgive you for attacking me..but how are you going to control...you know...Beastfang?" Physco said flipping a knife into the air and catching it. "Don't know...I still trying to think how am I going to tell her that I can't leave Equestria." "Huh?" Physco caught the knife and stick it into the table. Beastman pull out a 'Bubblegum's adventure' book and flip it to chapter 22. "Read here." Beastman hand Physco the book. Physco quietly reads it. He then close the book and set it down. "And?" "That's it?!" Beastman pours a cup a tea. "I need to figure out how do I tell her the truth?!" "Tell her on the date.." "That could ruin it..come on Phy think!" Beastman sits and about to sip a cup of tea until they heard Celestia screams. "MOM!!!!" they both yelled and run toward Celestia's castle. On their way to their mother's castle, Beastman bump into a pony carrying some adult magazines. "Whoa...kinky aren't you..." Beastman said and he couldn't believe how it was. "I don't the readers wouldn't know who this pony is." She had a lava color mane and tail, grey body color, and a coal as her cutie mark. "Coal?!" Said Beastman "Sunra?!" The mare said. "Actually... Its Beastman now...Beastman sunra Firefox.." He said picking up the magazines. "Oh sorry... I forgot you got your name change." Coal said blushing. Coal is a really old friend of Beastman. They met when Beastman save her from a tower falling on her as fillies. She develop a crush on him ever since then. "So...how are you?" Coal said as she help him with the magazines. "Well good... I got a date on Friday." "D-d-d-d-DATE!?" Coal almost drop the mags again. "With who?!" "Princess bu- oh wait mother!! Sorry got to go!" Beastman hand her the magazines and run off. "You'll soon be mine....sunra." She squeeze the mags. Celestia's castle Richmond's giant robopony press down on Celestia. "This is a winner Celestia... It crushes princesses!" Richmond said making the robopony press down harder. Celestia goan in pain, the robot also shut down any magic. "Let....me....go..." Celestia said under her breath. "Oh sorry tia...but I'm afraid we can't do that." Weathermare said slowly sit on the throne. She moan of pleasure now knowing how it feels sitting on Celestia's throne. "Ours dream is coming true...we'll soon rule canterlot, then ponyville, then Equestria... Then THE WORLD!!" She laugh as she look at the captive soldiers. "You won't get away with this!" Said light as he try to escape the electric chains. Snowgirl, Alex, Cupid, and the royal guards struggle to escape the electric chains as well. Oh I forgot, Alex is a another member of the new elements. He's a small white pegasus filly with a black mane and tail. He is a adopted son of Snowgirl and he has powerful angel magic. His backstory related to the Firefox brother because he was created from a mad scientist I think. "Man...this is so 'shockingly' strong!" Snowgirl joke as she kept struggle. "No shit Snowgirl!" Said Cupid. At the large doors, which are slightly open peeked Silent. He watch as his friends were trapped. Physco pop up without making a sound. "See something you like?" Physco said. Silent draws his hidden blade and attack Physco. But Physco grab his hoof and slam it into the floor. Silent was now stuck to the floor and Physco walk by the doors to take a peek. "Who's the electric moron?" Physco question quietly. "Don't...know...can you...help me?" Silent whispers. "After you try to attack me? I deserved a apology." "What?" Silent then goan annoyed. "Fine.. I'm sorry...can you help me out here?" "Whats the magic word?" "Really dude!?" Physco roll his eyes and left Silent there still stuck to the floor. "Grrr...fine! Please?" Silent said humiliated. Physco stop and look back. "Your Highness..." Silent continued. "Apology accepted" Physco said easily pull Silent's hoof off the the ground. Silent rub his hoof as Physco take a another peek out of the doors. "We need to-" Silent strike and kill Physco. He slowly lowers his dead body and close his eyes. "Don't do that again... Stupid king." Silent said looking down at Physco's dead body. He suddenly heard a weird noise. He panic and turn around as fast as he could, only to be backstab by Physco with his kuki knife. Physco wipe the blood off the knife and look at Silent's dead body. "Two things.... Learn some manners...and I don't work with traitors.." Physco said walking off. "Or pathetic assassins." Beastman finally caught up to Physco as he was look up at the roof. "Hey! Sorry I was late. I saw my old filly friend in the other scene. What's 'up' mate?" Beastman joke as he also look up. "I may have a plan.." Physco said with a smirk on his face.
episode 5: crazy? more like insane! part 1 (crossover chapter)(Crossover with 'I don't think "crazy" suits her like you believe' from mynameiskassie) In ponyville, Beastman and Physco was walking down from sugar cube corner with a box of chocolate cover cupcakes. "Thanks Physco for tagging along...I need someone to talk to who's in a relationship." Said Beastman. "Is it about the date tomorrow?" Physco ask, using magic to peel off the wrapper on his cupcake. "Yea..how am I going to impress her...worse of all...how am going to tell her the truth about me?" Beastman grabs a cupcake. "Hmmm...well first you to figure out where you're going to take her. How about to a carnival?" "Hmm...not a bad idea...then I could-oof!" Beastman accidentally bump into a pony and spill some chocolate on her. "Oh..my bad mate." "Its ok." She said in a sweet innocent voice as she wipe some chocolate off of her. "I wasn't watching where I was walking anyways.." Beastman stare at the magenta mare for a while. "I...I..know how you are.." Beastman said rubbing his chin. "You do?" Both Physco and the mare said in sync. "Yea.." Beastman said before he sniff her. Suddenly his eyes shot up and he runs around her saying. "Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!!! YOU'RE KASSIE!!!" "Yea..wait...how do you know me?" Kassie said with her eyebrow raised. "I'm starting to remember as well." Physco said starring deadly at Kassie. "Wow ummm...I..got to go." Kassie said slowly walking off. Physco watch Kassie walk off. Beastman on the other hoof, was still running around in a circle. Physco walk up to Beastman's running circle and grab him by the mane. "Answers... Now." Physco demands. "Remembered when we stroll the around the dimension world?" Said Beastman "Yea?" Physco let him go. "Remembered the pony with a deep horrible secret?" "You mean?" "Yep yep!" Physco look behind him and rub his chin. "What'cha thinking?" Beastman look in Physco's direction. "Let's say hi to this new pony in this crossover fanfic.." Physco said before he chuckles. Kassie walk inside of her house and her friend glitch was waiting by the door. "Welcome back!" Glitch said smiling and wagging her tail. "Yea..I need to be...I just met some weird ponies... They...they know my name somehow." Kassie said closing the door. "They did?" Glitch tilt her head. "Yea." "Who was they?" "One of them was a black alicorn..and the other was...a Rare species." Kassie walk to the kitchen. "Rare? Like..animal rare?" Glitch follows. "Or like pony rare?" "Pony rare..he was kinda...dragon like.." Kassie start making tea. "A dragonpony? How is that possible?" Glitch start scratching her head. "Anything is possible in fimfiction!!!'' Glitch jump then hide behind Kassie. "You again!?" Kassie said holding a spoon. "Two rights mate!" Beastman said moonwalking. "You're in our fanfic... We have to say hi to our 'crossover buddy'." Physco said helping Kassie with the tea. "Put some honey in it...tastes better." Beastman moonwalking on the ceiling. "Who are you two?!" Glitch said as she slowly step out behind Kassie. "Oh! Where's our manners? I'm Beastman! Beastman sunra Firefox.. The prince of fire and a fourth wall breaking dragonpony!" Beastman fall off of the ceiling and landed safely on the couch. "I'm Physco. Physco smith Firefox.. The king of darkness and lord of nightmares." Physco pick up the kettle and pour four cups of tea. "Huh? Why is he a prince and you're a king?" Kassie pick up a cup of tea. "Its a Firefox code...you can't be king until you find a Queen." Beastman pop out of Kassie's mane. "AAAAHHH!!!" Kassie drop her tea and shake Beastman off of her hair. "You were just on the couch! How did you end up in my hair?!" Beastman pop out of glitch's fur. "Fourth wall abilities... I know everything, I can do anything!" Physco knock on Beastman's head. "Except you have a brain of an hollow tree." He walk off. "Go to hell phy!" "Beastman....Physco...Firefox?" Kassie raising an eyebrow and rub her chin. "Yep!!" Beastman pop up beside Physco. "We are..." Beastman pose in a sniper pose with his DSR 50, and Physco pose in a assassin pose with his Python revolver right beside Beastman. "THE FIREFOX BROTHERS!!!" they both say together. "Umm...sounds obvious.." Glitch said as she sip some tea. "Well doesn't matter.." Physco drop the pose. "What matter is...how did you end up in our world?" "Umm..I..don't know." Kassie said as she set her tea down. "I woke in bed with red and...well that's it.." "Hmm...wait...could Snowco possibly..." "Possibly...what?" Beastman look at Physco. "Somehow teleported somepony from another dimension?" Physco rub his chin curiously. "What do you mean?" Red ask, coming in the room with a granola bar. "Two days ago, I was training Snowco how to use a teleporting spell on other ponies. When she did the spell..I thought she only move a tree...but I guess her magic was powerful enough to grab a pony..i Or in this case: two ponies and a mutt into our dimension." "mutt!?" Glitch bark. "I'm a wolf! I'm not a dog!" "Sure you are.." Physco said and roll his eyes. "Can she send us back?" Kassie ask petting glitch. "Don't know...she doesn't even know she move someone here." Physco said walking towards to the front door. "So.. That's a bad thing?" Beastman ask arm wrestling Donkey Kong. "Not sure..but don't worry, I send you back myself...soon." Physco open the door. "Soon!? What do you mean soon?" Kassie stop petting and rush to stop Physco from leaving. "She sent you to here.. Into our dimension....you have to try this place out.." Beastman slam Donkey Kong's hand down and won the arm wrestling match. "Dominated ya big monkey wanka!" The taunt cause dk to charge his dk punch. "Um...have mercy?" Dk was fully charged and ready to punch. "Aw shit." Dk punch Beastman out of the door and landed into a tree in the everfree forest. "But I want to go to my dimension now!" Kassie demands. "Like I said: don't worry. I'm sure your creator won't mind that you'll be here for a while." Physco soon bowed and left. "So..now what?" Glitch said walking up to Kassie. "Well we have no choice... Let's see Rainbow dash and soarin are together." Kassie, red, and glitch walk out and stop at Rainbow Dash's cloud house in cloudsdale. "Are you sure their Rainbow dash is the same as our Rainbow dash?" Glitch ask. "Who knows?" Red shrugs. "Well..let's find out." Kassie said as she walk up to the door. Kassie knock and they heard lots of noises. "Coming!!!" The rainbow mare said in the house. The door opens and they widen their eyes as they see Rainbow dash with a robe on. "Oh my Celestia! You two did it didn't you!?" Said Kassie. "Did what? With who?" Rainbow dash tried to be normal as possible. "You and soarin...you slept with him!" Kassie cross her arm. "what? I didn't slept with him! I was all by myself here." Rainbow relax herself, knowing that her secret is safe. "Yea right!" Kassie burst inside and head upstair. Rainbow tried but couldn't stop Kassie from entering her room. "Ah-ha!!" Kassie face change from 'I knew it!' look to a 'what the hell?' Look when she seen the pony on the bed. She couldn't believe that the pony...was a mare. Not just any mare... It was Fluttershy! Fluttershy quickly hide under the bed cover. "I...I was just...um...you see...we...um.." Fluttershy tried to speak but couldn't find anything to say at this moment. Kassie quickly left the room and the house. "Please tell nopony." Rainbow dash quickly said before they all left. She slept with Fluttershy!?!?!?" Red said as they walk towards sugar cube corner. "Ok...so 'that' happen..but the rest of the mane six seems normal. Applejack still work at apple acres... But kept asking for pills. Rarity still make great dresses.. But kept asking for our fur. Twilight is still the princess of friendship...but why she was she whipping somepony? Lastly pinkie pie...what's not normal about here." Glitch lay down beside Kassie. Kassie look over at Celestia's castle. "If Physco won't send us back...then Celestia will.." They walk to canterlot and look up on the castle. "Are you sure she will help us?" Red ask. "Every dimension is different...but Celestia's niceness..never change." Kassie start walking up the stairs. Kassie and the other walk all the way to the top of stairs. When they made it up there, they wouldn't believe who was up there. "YOU TWO!!!" Red yelled. "Ah you three again..like it?" Physco said with a smirk. "Hell to the no! This place is so weird! Rainbow dash is sleeping with Fluttershy, Applejack is addictive to pills, twilight is torturing somepony, pinkie pie is...well being herself, but why oh why...did RARITY ask for our fur!?" "You could say that's 'Rarity's new fashion'?" Beastman joke before getting shot by Physco. Everypony except Physco starts screaming in fear. "Oh my god!!" Glitch said "What the hell!?" Red said "Why!?!?" Kassie said. "He's your brother!!!!!!!" They all said. "Oh..I forgot you guys was from another dimension... Yea...I f**king hate pun! So much...I'm willing to kill Anypony... Anypony... Even my own brother." Physco put away his diamondback revolver. "I...can't believe he's dead..." Glitch starts tearing up. "OH STOP CRYING MUTT!!!!" Physco horn glows and Beastman shot up holding the back of his head. "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! THAT F**KING HURTS!! AHH THATS HURTS!!! AHH MY HEAD AH IT HURTS!" Beastman run in circles. "This has to be...umm.." 600. "600 thanks narrator... 600th time you killed me!" Beastman bark at Physco. "I'm sorry, did you said narrator?" Kassie ask. "Yea! Our creator: Beastman Firefox the human, is the narrator in my story." Beastman said with excitement. "Creator?" Red ask. "Yea.. Cause I'm an oc...like you.." "Oc?" Glitch ask. "original character...or someone who don't exist... I think.." "What?" They all said. Five hours of explaining. "I'm....not real?" Red said sitting down on the top of the stairs. "My life...was a lie all along!!!" Glitch yelled. "I want to go home!" Kassie said rolling on the floor. "I probably said too much." Ya think? "Mr.Narrator!! Can you send us home!?!" Kassie shot up and yelled. Umm...I don't know. "Now what!?" Glitch jump on Kassie. "We'll talk to Celestia." Kassie knock on the door and Physco goan. "What's wrong?" Glitch ask tilting her head at Physco. "I really don't want to see mother right now." Physco complained "Oh...your mother works for Celestia." "No." "Oh..um..she Lives here?" "In a way." The door opens and Celestia step out. "Why hello there...anything I can do for you?" Celestia ask with a sleepy smile. "Hey your Highness... Are you tried?" Said Kassie. "Yea...*yawn* I was working late last night." "Mother damnit Celestia...how many times I have to tell you: no more late night work. I maybe black-hearted but I care about you." Physco said as he look away. "Aww..phyie care about his mother." Celestia tease. "YOUR MOTHER IS CELESTIA?!?!?" "Eyup... I..king Physco smith Firefox.. King of darkness and lord of nightmares... Is the son of Celestia." "And I.. Beastman sunra Firefox..prince of-" Physco use magic to duct tape his twin brother's mouth. "Yea yea...they get it. Where's mom mother?" "Huh?!" All but Celestia and Beastman said. "I'm right here baby.~" the changeling queen said as she hug Physco behind him. She then walk up to Celestia and kiss her. "Hey honey.~" "Celestia... And Chrysalis... ARE A COUPLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Kassie said kinda freaking out. "Can somepony send us back home!?" Glitch said also kinda freaking out. "Oh..no problem... Physco can you-" "Send them back? You got it. Come on." Physco lead the group to a meadow. Beastman finally got the duct tape off of him. He then tried to say something, but nothing came out. He realized his mouth was still on the tape. He rip it out and place it on his face. "So..what did I miss?" "Physco is about send us home!" Kassie yelled happily. "Oh quiet murder..." Physco said as he read his spell book. "You...you know Kassie's secret?" Glitch said moving closer to Kassie. Physco nod. "I don't need magic to realize that fake cutie mark." "And your not scare?" Kassie said. "Are you kidding? I'm a killer as well. I been doing killing sprees like all the time." Physco close the book. "Ready?" "Ready!" They all said. Physco close his eye and pull out his dark king blade. "Dark arts #45: dimensional rip!" Physco air slash and a vortex show up. "Here it is." Red and glitch jump though without hesitation. Kassie walk up and turn around facing Physco and Beastman. "Th-thanks...your place is super weird but...its a well balance place." "Hey! Visit us anytime ok?" Physco said. "I will...bye!" Kassie jump though the portal. "Well that was fun." Physco slowly close the portal. "Wait! It says part 1! What's part 2 be like?" Beastman worried. "You're right...hehe.." In Kassie's dimension, Kassie, glitch, and Red are getting comfortable in their real house. "Ah~ home sweet home!" Said glitch "Yea...you said it." Red has a hot we're towel on his face. "You know...I kinda miss that place." Kassie said to herself. "Like Physco said... You can visit us Anytime." Kassie widen her eyes as she see Beastman right behind her. "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
episode 4 part 2 must stay determine!/Beastman vs RichmondPhysco and Beastman was on the roof of Celestia's castle. Right above where Celestia's and their friends are captured by Dr.Richmond and his wife Weathermare. Physco explain the plan to Beastman. "Alright..got your rope secured?" Physco ask as he check if his rope was secured. "Umm...kinda.." Beastman answered. Physco look back and Beastman was all tangled by his rope. "You ignorant moron." Physco said after he facehoofed himself and goan. He walk up to Beastman and lightly pull a loose end of Beastman's rope. "Come on phy..." Beastman pull a script of this chapter. Beastman's fourth wall breaking abilities are highly unstable. By that I mean he's knows everything. Like he knows he's an oc, or that my little pony is from Hasbro, or that cow meat are use for burgers, steaks, etc. He knows about everyone in the entire universe... Speaking of which, HE CAN TRAVEL TO ANY DIMENSION OR UNIVERSE when he wants to. He's capable of...well practically anything. But it gets worst... He does this every single time! "That's not a bad thing...that's awesome!!" Beastman yelled to the air. Physco punch Beastman downwards. "Quiet beastidiot...you gonna give our position away." Physco warn. "My bad.." Said Beastman. "Ok..just tug and it'll-" Physco pull the rope and it untangle and spin Beastman wildly. After Beastman was free, he was still spinning, Then he stop and fall to the roof. Physco look at him with a 'really?' Look on his face when Beastman got up and smile at him. "Boom...free " Beastman said offering a hoof bump. Physco rejected his hoof bump and returned to his rope. "Ready?" Physco ask. "Yep yep!" Beastman answer with confidence and tug his rope. "Alright..you get the robot, and I handle the electric pony.." "Right!" "Ok..1...2.." "3!!" Beastman interrupted Physco's countdown and swing on the rope and smash though the giant glass window. "What the-" Richmond could say in this moment. Beastman start flying kick towards the giant robot and knock it off of Celestia. Without hesitation, Celestia quickly got up and run up to weathermare. "You're sitting in my seat!" Celestia yelled as she ran up the stairs. "No!!! I deserve to be queen!" Weathermare said as she got up and ran towards Celestia. Celestia headbutted weathermare and she was sent flying towards a wall. Celestia walk up to her with a angry look while weathermare shiver in fear. "Wait! Forgive me your Highness... I was only just kidding...I would never do that again..please don't hurt me.." Weathermare begged. "You should have thought to not doing that in the first place." Celestia lay a hoof on Weathermare. "Just wait until that robot is gone...I'll take care of you. Weathermare gulp. "Dismantle that thing into pieces Beastman!" Celestia cheered. "You got it mom!" Beastman said in his fighter stance. "What makes you so sure you can defeat my creation?" Richmond ask. "No idea..that's why I brought backup." Beastman said as he smirk. At that moment, Physco smash though another glass window and landed in Richmond. "Why the hell it took you so long to jump though the window?" Beastman ask with a questionable look. "I had a call from Snowdark...She wants me to pick up some herbs for dinner." Physco answered. "we're having Mac n cheese with livers, smoked barbeque roast pony heart, broccoli and mash potatoes with bloody gravy." "Aren't we ponies suppose to not eat meat?" Beastman ask again. "One: I'm a very dark alicorn, two: this is a fanfic...anything is possible here." Said Physco. Physco breaks the fourth wall as well, same with Snowgirl, but they don't do it all the time like Beastman. Snowgirl's moderate and Physco's rare. "Wait...wasn't there suppose to be a song in episode 3?" Beastman ask to the air. "I'm asking you narrator...not the air" Hey! I couldn't think of any ok!? Geez. Ahem..sorry folks. Beastman shrugs and face the robot. The robot look at him with a angry look and growl. "Whoa! It growls?" Beastman said slightly stepping back. "Yes,and I can do this!" Richmond said as he teleport and tie up Physco in a electric chain. Physco struggle to break free, but he couldn't as he was thrown into the wall where the others are trap in electric chains as well. "Hi your Highness! Welcome to the 'chained' party! We got some 'shockingly' good snacks, we got some good 'trap' music, and light made a 'electrifying" good punch... Want some?" Snowgirl said with a 'electrifying' smile. Get it? Nevermind. "Shut up snowbrat." Physco said, still struggling. Beastman look at Physco and his friends trap on a wall while Richmond was laughing. "Phy, snowy, light, everypony... Where Silent?" Beastman wonder. "I'll explain later.." Said Physco. "...HAHAHAHAHAHA! What are you going to do now? Celestia is useless without her magic, your friends are trapped, and you're all by yourself... What now boy!? Richmond ask then laugh again. Beastman look around him. His friends, the giant robot, and Celestia pinning down Weathermare. He knows he can't defeat both Richmond and his robot. But the fate of Equestria lies in his hoofs. "I...I..." "Don't you dare stutter Beastman!" Physco interrupted. "You got this!" "Yea!! Go get him Beastman!!" Cupid cheered. "You can do this cousin!" Light shouted. "Stay determined!" Snowgirl join in the cheers. "Quiet! all of you! Your cheers means nothing! Once I get rid of you and free my wife from Celestia, we'll rule Equestria... FOREVER!!!!" Richmond yelled as he laugh. "I...can't let you do that mate!" Beastman said as he smirk, causing Richmond to stop laughing. "I may be kinda outnumbered..and the odds are against me...but..." He pound his chest and lay his hoof on his heart. "But my heart is filled with determined! So I won't lose!!" Silents fill the room as Richmond grind his teeth and Beastman smirk at each other. Beastman angrily snort and drag his hoof across, looking angry at the robot which growl at him back. "I'm Beastman sunra Firefox! Son of Celestia and Chrysalis and the prince of fire, I won't lose to you!" Beastman proudly said as he point at Richmond. "Bring it dragonpony!" Richmond taunted. Rock Music start to play and Beastman bobs his to the song. The fight starts as Beastman starts singing and fighting. "Don't you dare...underestimate me, with my friends I can't be beat! The fire trapped...inside of me, I need to let go and set it free! I got to be-...I got to believe! I got to believe in me!!!(Cause..) I can't lose...and you can't win, I'll will fight to the very end! I will do...the best that I can. I won't lose cause what I said. (And) You are strong but I am too, my friends are depending on me so I can't lose! I'll show you what I can do. Do you remembered what I said? My heart is filled with determine!!!" They push each away and slide across the floor. "Do you really think you can defeat me..Dr.Richmond lighting?" Richmond said wiping blood on his bottom lips. "I don't think... I know I can Dr.lighting!" Beastman said standing tall and proud. "Doctor... Lighting? Not a bad name...for now on...I'll be known as: DR.LIGHTING!!!" Lighting yelled as he laugh. "Thank you for the great name..your reward: death!" He charge at Beastman. "Heh...you keep thinking that I won't last, and that you got me and outclassed! But you don't know that I can't stop, I'll keep on going until I drop! I going to show...I going to show you what I got!! Cause That's the way of the Firefox!!!(so) I can't lose...and you can't win, I'll will fight to the very end! I will do...the best that I can. I won't lose cause what I said. (And) You are strong but I am too, my friends are depending on me so I can't lose! I'll show you what I can do. Do you remembered what I said? My heart is filled with determine!!!" "Shut up and take this!" While being distracted, Lighting lands some ferocious multiple blows on Beastman, after that he kick him, and Beastman slid though the floor. He slowly struggled to get up. "I know I'm risking my life, and maybe I'll die here tonight, but I can't surrender now I..must stay and fight. I maybe an oc, but my friends; they need me. So I must believe in me, and I can't run away! Cause that's not the Firefox way!(so)" Beastman gets up and attack lighting. I can't lose...and you can't win, I'll will fight to the very end! I will do...the best that I can. I won't lose cause what I said. (And) You are strong but I am too, my friends are depending on me so I can't lose! I'll show you what I can do. Do you remembered what I said?(yea!) I will win..and you will lose! I'm gonna show you what I can do! This is the path...that I choice! Do you remembered what I said? My heart..is..filled..with deter-MINE!!!!" Beastman punch lighting with enough power to send him and his robot flying. "I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS! BEASTMAN FIREFOX!!!!!" Lighting yell until he disappeared into the sky. With the robot gone, every unicorn and alicorn's magic was restore. Physco, light, Snowgirl, and Alex use their magic to free themselves and other. Celestia look at Weathermare and lean forward. "You're in really big trouble." Celestia threaten. Weathermare gulp again. Several hours later, news broke out into Equestria. "Beastman sunra Firefox, saves Celestia and Equestria from a crazy electrical pony...not bad beasty." Snowgirl said putting down a newspaper. "Thanks!" Beastman said stuffing his face with spicy chili fries. "I...tried....my best...to...help........ Mom and...Equestria." "Oh classic Beastman... You Save Equestria, and now you're eating fries." Said Kate, a White unicorn with black and light blue hair. She's also Beastman's adopted stepsister. "They're his favorite" Celestia said sitting down with her own basket of chili fries. "Hey..what happen to Weathermare?" Cupid ask. "Don't worry...I give her a well balance punishment.. That she'll never forget." Celestia said as she smirk. The group heard a loud whip and turn they're attention to see Weathermare, who was pulling a very large and heavy look load of crates of apples. Twilight was on a seat, whipping Weathermare painfully. She whip her again, causing Weathermare to stop and rub her plot. "OW!!! Do you really have to whip me that hard?" Weathermare complain. "No complaining... You still have 139 deliveries to go...and tomorrow you have some more chores to do" Said twilight. "When will end?" Weathermare asks as she cries and pull the load. "You have 7 weeks of chores to do.." Twilight answered. "What!? I thought it was only 5 weeks?" "Make it 8 weeks." "But.." "9 weeks" "What!?" "10 weeks... I can keep going you know.." "Kill me!!!" They pull off as The group look at Celestia. "Well balance huh?" Physco said rising an eyebrow. "Well...she sat on my seat." Said Celestia as she start eating. "Nopony sits on my honeybunny's throne." Chrysalis said cuddling Celestia. "Aw~ thank sweetie.." Celestia said before making out with Chrysalis. Physco push his plate away. "Well I just lost my appetite.." "Moms! Not in public..You're embarrassing us." Lunatic said, slowly hiding under the table. "Well...I got to go and...train!" Light said before running off. Celestia and Chrysalis stop making out and look at each other. "How about we finish this at the castle?~" Chrysalis asks. "Sure.~" Celestia answers. "I have to go as well...coming Beastman?" Physco ask. "Yea sure." Beastman answered as he finish up his fries. Beastman followed Physco to the dark castle and help Physco with King's duties. As soon Beastman left, Bubblegum ran up to him. "Hey bubbles!" Beastman said happily. "Where's Physco!?" "Umm...he's in the-" Bubblegum cuts Beastman off and head into the castle. "Umm...o..k..then.." Beastman said dumbfounded.
