Beastman's adventure

(Crossover with 'I don't think "crazy" suits her like you believe' from mynameiskassie)

In ponyville, Beastman and Physco was walking down from sugar cube corner with a box of chocolate cover cupcakes.

"Thanks Physco for tagging along...I need someone to talk to who's in a relationship." Said Beastman.

"Is it about the date tomorrow?" Physco ask, using magic to peel off the wrapper on his cupcake.

"Yea..how am I going to impress her...worse of all...how am going to tell her the truth about me?" Beastman grabs a cupcake.

"Hmmm...well first you to figure out where you're going to take her. How about to a carnival?"

"Hmm...not a bad idea...then I could-oof!" Beastman accidentally bump into a pony and spill some chocolate on her. "Oh..my bad mate."

"Its ok." She said in a sweet innocent voice as she wipe some chocolate off of her. "I wasn't watching where I was walking anyways.."

Beastman stare at the magenta mare for a while.

"I...I..know how you are.." Beastman said rubbing his chin.

"You do?" Both Physco and the mare said in sync.

"Yea.." Beastman said before he sniff her. Suddenly his eyes shot up and he runs around her saying. "Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!!! YOU'RE KASSIE!!!"

"Yea..wait...how do you know me?" Kassie said with her eyebrow raised.

"I'm starting to remember as well." Physco said starring deadly at Kassie.

"Wow ummm...I..got to go." Kassie said slowly walking off.

Physco watch Kassie walk off. Beastman on the other hoof, was still running around in a circle. Physco walk up to Beastman's running circle and grab him by the mane.

"Answers... Now." Physco demands.

"Remembered when we stroll the around the dimension world?" Said Beastman

"Yea?" Physco let him go.

"Remembered the pony with a deep horrible secret?"

"You mean?"

"Yep yep!"

Physco look behind him and rub his chin.

"What'cha thinking?" Beastman look in Physco's direction.

"Let's say hi to this new pony in this crossover fanfic.." Physco said before he chuckles.

Kassie walk inside of her house and her friend glitch was waiting by the door.

"Welcome back!" Glitch said smiling and wagging her tail.

"Yea..I need to be...I just met some weird ponies... They...they know my name somehow." Kassie said closing the door.

"They did?" Glitch tilt her head.

"Yea."

"Who was they?"

"One of them was a black alicorn..and the other was...a Rare species." Kassie walk to the kitchen.

"Rare? Like..animal rare?" Glitch follows. "Or like pony rare?"

"Pony rare..he was kinda...dragon like.." Kassie start making tea.

"A dragonpony? How is that possible?" Glitch start scratching her head.

"Anything is possible in fimfiction!!!''

Glitch jump then hide behind Kassie.

"You again!?" Kassie said holding a spoon.

"Two rights mate!" Beastman said moonwalking.

"You're in our fanfic... We have to say hi to our 'crossover buddy'." Physco said helping Kassie with the tea.

"Put some honey in it...tastes better." Beastman moonwalking on the ceiling.

"Who are you two?!" Glitch said as she slowly step out behind Kassie.

"Oh! Where's our manners? I'm Beastman! Beastman sunra Firefox.. The prince of fire and a fourth wall breaking dragonpony!" Beastman fall off of the ceiling and landed safely on the couch.

"I'm Physco. Physco smith Firefox.. The king of darkness and lord of nightmares." Physco pick up the kettle and pour four cups of tea.

"Huh? Why is he a prince and you're a king?" Kassie pick up a cup of tea.

"Its a Firefox code...you can't be king  until you find a Queen." Beastman pop out of Kassie's mane.

"AAAAHHH!!!" Kassie drop her tea and shake Beastman off of her hair. "You were just on the couch! How did you end up in my hair?!"

Beastman pop out of glitch's fur. "Fourth wall abilities... I know everything, I can do anything!"

Physco knock on Beastman's head. "Except you have a brain of an hollow tree." He walk off.

"Go to hell phy!"

"Beastman....Physco...Firefox?" Kassie raising an eyebrow and rub her chin.

"Yep!!" Beastman pop up beside Physco. "We are..." Beastman pose in a sniper pose with his DSR 50, and Physco pose in a assassin pose with his Python revolver right beside Beastman.

"THE FIREFOX BROTHERS!!!" they both say together.

"Umm...sounds obvious.." Glitch said as she sip some tea.

"Well doesn't matter.." Physco drop the pose. "What matter is...how did you end up in our world?"

"Umm..I..don't know." Kassie said as she set her tea down. "I woke in bed with red and...well that's it.."

"Hmm...wait...could Snowco possibly..."

"Possibly...what?" Beastman look at Physco.

"Somehow teleported somepony from another dimension?" Physco rub his chin curiously.

"What do you mean?" Red ask, coming in the room with a granola bar.

"Two days ago, I was training Snowco how to use a teleporting spell on other ponies. When she did the spell..I thought she only move a tree...but I guess her magic was powerful enough to grab a pony..i

Or in this case: two ponies and a mutt into our dimension."

"mutt!?" Glitch bark. "I'm a wolf! I'm not a dog!"

"Sure you are.." Physco said and roll his eyes.

"Can she send us back?" Kassie ask petting glitch.

"Don't know...she doesn't even know she move someone here." Physco said walking towards to the front door.

"So.. That's a bad thing?" Beastman ask arm wrestling Donkey Kong.

"Not sure..but don't worry, I send you back myself...soon." Physco open the door.

"Soon!? What do you mean soon?" Kassie stop petting and rush to stop Physco from leaving.

"She sent you to here.. Into our dimension....you have to try this place out.."

Beastman slam Donkey Kong's hand down and won the arm wrestling match. "Dominated ya big monkey wanka!" The taunt cause dk to charge his dk punch. "Um...have mercy?" Dk was fully charged and ready to punch. "Aw shit." Dk punch Beastman out of the door and landed into a tree in the everfree forest.

"But I want to go to my dimension now!" Kassie demands.

"Like I said: don't worry. I'm sure your creator won't mind that you'll be here for a while." Physco soon bowed and left.

"So..now what?" Glitch said walking up to Kassie.

"Well we have no choice... Let's see Rainbow dash and soarin are together."

Kassie, red, and glitch walk out and stop at Rainbow Dash's cloud house in cloudsdale.

"Are you sure their Rainbow dash is the same as our Rainbow dash?" Glitch ask.

"Who knows?" Red shrugs.

"Well..let's find out." Kassie said as she walk up to the door.

Kassie knock and they heard lots of noises. "Coming!!!" The rainbow mare said in the house. The door opens and they widen their eyes as they see Rainbow dash with a robe on.

"Oh my Celestia! You two did it didn't you!?" Said Kassie.

"Did what? With who?" Rainbow dash tried to be normal as possible.

"You and soarin...you slept with him!" Kassie cross her arm.

"what? I didn't slept with him! I was all by myself here." Rainbow relax herself, knowing that her secret is safe.

"Yea right!" Kassie burst inside and head upstair. Rainbow tried but couldn't stop Kassie from entering her room. "Ah-ha!!" Kassie face change from 'I knew it!' look to a 'what the hell?' Look when she seen the pony on the bed. She couldn't believe that the pony...was a mare. Not just any mare... It was Fluttershy! Fluttershy quickly hide under the bed cover.

"I...I was just...um...you see...we...um.." Fluttershy tried to speak but couldn't find anything to say at this moment.

Kassie quickly left the room and the house. "Please tell nopony." Rainbow dash quickly said before they all left.

She slept with Fluttershy!?!?!?" Red said as they walk towards sugar cube corner.

"Ok...so 'that' happen..but the rest of the mane six seems normal. Applejack still work at apple acres... But kept asking for pills. Rarity still make great dresses.. But kept asking for our fur. Twilight is still the princess of friendship...but why she was she whipping somepony? Lastly pinkie pie...what's not normal about here." Glitch lay down beside Kassie.

Kassie look over at Celestia's castle.

"If Physco won't send us back...then Celestia will.."

They walk to canterlot and look up on the castle.

"Are you sure she will help us?" Red ask.

"Every dimension is different...but Celestia's niceness..never change." Kassie start walking up the stairs.

Kassie and the other walk all the way to the top of stairs. When they made it up there, they wouldn't believe who was up there.

"YOU TWO!!!" Red yelled.

"Ah you three again..like it?" Physco said with a smirk.

"Hell to the no! This place is so weird! Rainbow dash is sleeping with Fluttershy, Applejack is addictive to pills, twilight is torturing somepony, pinkie pie is...well being herself, but why oh why...did RARITY ask for our fur!?"

"You could say that's 'Rarity's new fashion'?" Beastman joke before getting shot by Physco.

Everypony except Physco starts screaming in fear.

"Oh my god!!" Glitch said

"What the hell!?" Red said

"Why!?!?" Kassie said.

"He's your brother!!!!!!!" They all said.

"Oh..I forgot you guys was from another dimension... Yea...I f**king hate pun! So much...I'm willing to kill Anypony... Anypony... Even my own brother." Physco put away his diamondback revolver.

"I...can't believe he's dead..." Glitch starts tearing up.

"OH STOP CRYING MUTT!!!!" Physco horn glows and Beastman shot up holding the back of his head.

"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! THAT F**KING HURTS!! AHH THATS HURTS!!! AHH MY HEAD AH IT HURTS!" Beastman run in circles. "This has to be...umm.."

600.

"600 thanks narrator... 600th time you killed me!" Beastman bark at Physco.

"I'm sorry, did you said narrator?" Kassie ask.

"Yea! Our creator: Beastman Firefox the human, is the narrator in my story." Beastman said with excitement.

"Creator?" Red ask.

"Yea.. Cause I'm an oc...like you.."

"Oc?" Glitch ask.

"original character...or someone who don't exist... I think.."

"What?" They all said.

Five hours of explaining.

"I'm....not real?" Red said sitting down on the top of the stairs.

"My life...was a lie all along!!!" Glitch yelled.

"I want to go home!" Kassie said rolling on the floor.

"I probably said too much."

Ya think?

"Mr.Narrator!! Can you send us home!?!" Kassie shot up and yelled.

Umm...I don't know.

"Now what!?" Glitch jump on Kassie.

"We'll talk to Celestia." Kassie knock on the door and Physco goan.

"What's wrong?" Glitch ask tilting her head at Physco.

"I really don't want to see mother right now." Physco complained

"Oh...your mother works for Celestia."

"No."

"Oh..um..she Lives here?"

"In a way."

The door opens and Celestia step out.

"Why hello there...anything I can do for you?" Celestia ask with a sleepy smile.

"Hey your Highness... Are you tried?" Said Kassie.

"Yea...*yawn* I was working late last night."

"Mother damnit Celestia...how many times I have to tell you: no more late night work. I maybe black-hearted but I care about you." Physco said as he look away.

"Aww..phyie care about his mother." Celestia tease.

"YOUR MOTHER IS CELESTIA?!?!?"

"Eyup... I..king Physco smith Firefox.. King of darkness and lord of nightmares... Is the son of Celestia."

"And I.. Beastman sunra Firefox..prince of-"

Physco use magic to duct tape his twin brother's mouth. "Yea yea...they get it. Where's mom mother?"

"Huh?!" All but Celestia and Beastman said.

"I'm right here baby.~" the changeling queen said as she hug Physco behind him. She then walk up to Celestia and kiss her. "Hey honey.~"

"Celestia... And Chrysalis... ARE A COUPLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Kassie said kinda freaking out.

"Can somepony send us back home!?" Glitch said also kinda freaking out.

"Oh..no problem... Physco can you-"

"Send them back? You got it. Come on." Physco lead the group to a meadow.

Beastman finally got the duct tape off of him. He then tried to say something, but nothing came out. He realized his mouth was still on the tape. He rip it out and place it on his face. "So..what did I miss?"

"Physco is about send us home!" Kassie yelled happily.

"Oh quiet murder..." Physco said as he read his spell book.

"You...you know Kassie's secret?" Glitch said moving closer to Kassie.

Physco nod. "I don't need magic to realize that fake cutie mark."

"And your not scare?" Kassie said.

"Are you kidding? I'm a killer as well. I been doing killing sprees like all the time." Physco close the book. "Ready?"

"Ready!" They all said.

Physco close his eye and pull out his dark king blade. "Dark arts #45: dimensional rip!" Physco air slash and a vortex show up. "Here it is."

Red and glitch jump though without hesitation. Kassie walk up and turn around facing Physco and Beastman. "Th-thanks...your place is super weird but...its a well balance place."

"Hey! Visit us anytime ok?" Physco said.

"I will...bye!"

Kassie jump though the portal.

"Well that was fun." Physco slowly close the portal.

"Wait! It says part 1! What's part 2 be like?" Beastman worried.

"You're right...hehe.."

In Kassie's dimension, Kassie, glitch, and Red are getting comfortable in their real house.

"Ah~ home sweet home!" Said glitch

"Yea...you said it." Red has a hot we're towel on his face.

"You know...I kinda miss that place." Kassie said to herself.

"Like Physco said... You can visit us Anytime."

Kassie widen her eyes as she see Beastman right behind her.

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"