Just a normal "Day"

by Thunder Ice

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Caramel, Big Macintosh, Random, Sex, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance
Length: 1035

Just another day in good ol' Ponyville.

Thunder enjoys a simple day in the nice, quiet town of Ponyville.

This, my friends...is a messed up story.

Published 2012-07-08 17:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-08 17:04:01 UTC

Umm...Ehh...I got nothin'

Mmmhmm...This is me! On Shrooms, cocaine, and everything that makes my brain go all Pinkie.

Enjoy!

I was walking through Ponyville, which was being attacked as giant dildos flew through the air, fucking anypony they could touch.

"It's too big!" A pony yelled.

"It's too small!" Another cried.

"It's just right!" A homosexual stallion cried out.

"What the fuck! Fag!" One stallion yelled out.

"Hey!" I yelled, puking stomach acid and blood all over the stallion, who screamed in pain.

I bitch slapped him with a rubber dildo, then shoved it up his ass. "Never make fun of gays, bitch!"

"Th-Thank you!" He moaned as the dildo slid in and out of his ass, with a mixture of fecal matter and blood.

I ran towards the cafe, where Twilight sat, reverse cowgirling a random stallion.

"Twilight, you bitch! You loved me!" I yelled as I slapped her with my dick.

"Fuck you, Thunder! Your dick's too small! That didn't even hurt!" She yelled in my face, then climaxed all over my face.

"You fucker!" I yelled as I grabbed Twilight from both sides, and swallowed her whole. I let out a belch, then quickly ran to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie Pie took the baby Cake twins, and shoved them into the oven, also turning the knob up to 300 degrees.

"H-H-Hey, Thunder! Want some f-f-f-f-fucking blow!" Pinkie yelled as she pointed to a large bag of cocaine that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"Pinkie, where the fuck did you get this cocaine!!"

"S-s-s-s-s-silly fucktard, I made it mys-s-s-self!!"

Suddenly, the timer of the oven dinged.

"F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCK YEAH!!" Pinkie busted down the door that led to the kitchen, and ripped open the oven, revealing the two crispy, black corpses of the baby Cakes.

"HOLY FUCK, PINKIE! You baby murdering, cocaine sniffing bitch!"

I then grabbed Pinkie, and pinned her against the wall. I took out my rock hard cock, and shoved it into Pinkie's asshole.

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YES!!!" She screamed as she was penetrated through her shithole.

Once I finished inside her, I threw her in the oven, then turned the knob to 500 degrees.

"It'll be a cold day in hell, bitch!" I laughed as I ran out of Sugarcube Corner, kackling immensely.

I then headed to my dead girlfriend's home, where Spike was found shitting in one of Twilight's books.

"Fuck, Thunder! Don't startle me!" Spike yelled as he released another turd onto another book.

"Where the fuck is Twilight!" He yelled.

"She's in my belly! Wanna meet her?" I screamed as I took him, and stuffed him in my mouth. I let out a huge belch before I began to hear voices.

"Hey, Twilight!" Spike yelled.

"Hey, Spike, did you shit again!" I could hear Twilight yell.

"Fuck yeah, all over your stupid books!" he yelled.

"You motherfucker!" Twilight screamed. I then heard stabbing sounds, then eventually, Spike's breath.

"Now you're mine, whore!" Spike yelled, then began to eat Twilight's corpse.

"Better than those fucking gems!" He yelled.

A few seconds later, in the middle of the dildo infested Ponyville, I met a familiar face.

"Holy fuck! Are you Peter?!

"Fuck yeah, I am!" Peter replied.

"Oh, I've been wanting to do this for a loooong time."

"What, you blue dick licker?!"

I laughed as I quickly picked him up and threw him into another pile of a dozen horny Raritys.

"Fuck, not again!!" Peter raged as he was literally raped by the white, cum dripping mares.

"FOR NARNIA!!" I heard a voice yell from above. Rainbow Dash was performing her Sonic Rainboom straight towards Ponyville.

"Rainbow, you stupid bitch!" I yelled as Rainbow slammed into Ponyville, causing a large Rainbow explosion that scorched the town in a bright, rainbowy flame.

Meanwhile, at Sweet Apple Acres, Caramel was in the barn getting anally penetrated by Big Macintosh.

"Y-Yes, Big Mac! HARDER!!" Caramel yelled as Big Mac stuffed his hole with his ginormous cock.

In the corner of the barn, Applejack was shlicking away to the love scene happening in front of her.

"Applejack, you little bitch!" Big Mac yelled as he ran towards AJ and shoved his dick deep inside her.

"AAH! Stop!!" Applejack yelled. "It's too big!"

"And it's only gonna get bigger!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Applejack yelled as Big Mac's dick grew and grew until it literally ripped her in two, splattering blood everywhere.

"Oh, my, Big Mac, that was so hot!" Fluttershy yelled as she saw the view before her.

"Shall you join us?" Big Mac asked as his dick shrank back to normal.

"Y-Y-Y-Yes!!" Fluttershy squee'd then bent over, revealing her shit covered asshole, and aids filled pussy.

"Give me your cum!!" she yelled. Big Mac smiled then stuffed his dick into her ass, getting shit, piss, and aids everywhere.

"YES YES YES YES!! FUCK ME LIKE THE WHORE I AM!!" Fluttershy yelled in assertive mode. Caramel snuck up behind Big Mac and shoved his dick into his asshole. Big Mac enjoyed his treat.

Suddenly, the barn was incinerated in an instant as the Rainboom completely destroyed the entire Apple farm.

Hours later, once the rainboom scorched all of Equestria, I appeared out of the rubble.

"Finally, alone time to myself!" I yelled in the lonely ruins of Ponyville, as I grabbed my computer, looked up some pony porn, and began to stroke my dick at the site of the dead Mane six getting penetrated so hard.

"Y-y-y-y-yeah, Dashie, get that cock up there!" I yelled into the loneliness of Equestria, stroking myself. I then eyed the partially burnt corpse of Rainbow Dash.

I stopped clopping, dropped my computer, and began to walk to Rainbow's corpse.

I took my really long dick, and began to thrust into the cold corpse of the rainbow slut.

"Yeah, fuck, yes, bitch. TAKE. IT. ALL!!" I yelled as I released my loads of cum into Rainbow's freezing corpse.

Then, I began to slowly stroke her burnt mane.

"That's why You're. My. Favorite. PONY."

And they all lived happily ever after...Except for everyone that died.

Well...there you go, my friends. A messed up story. This is what happens when you give a brony drugs. I happen to be the lucky brony.

Hope you...enjoyed.... :3