Wrong Guy Sister.

I was driving through town going home to my apartment in my old 1999 Black beat up 4x4 Ford Ranger this truck may be old but it still runs and the best part is that it's paid for its maybe about 9:30ish but I didn't care best part about me I don't care at what life throws at me as long as I have heavy metal to thank for getting me through whatever shit I get. I decided to drive around a little more since it was a cool summer Friday night I had nothing to do this weekend plus my music playing on the radio made it seem care-free

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Well I got to my apartment but as soon as I was gonna put the key in I just felt something was off a little bit but I just shrugged it off like usual cause all I really wanted to do was make somethin' to eat take a quick shower and go to sleep watching Beavis and Butt-Head Do America but as soon as I waltzed in the door I noticed that THERE WAS A BUTT-ASS NAKED CHICK PASSED OUT ON MY FLOOR!!!

"Oh Good God!" I exclaimed while I immediately shut the door behind me surprised by the sight of her. "Ok either she's really there nude maybe some hooker or something that found a way in or I just really need to get laid and its my imagination getting me". No but hookers would wear at least something on them right? Also was her hair purple ? And she didn't even looked close to some cheap street hooker.

Well I decided I should at least man up and be at gentleman and put a blanket or towel on her and asked what was she doing in my place instead of just throwing her out like most people would do. "Ok Gage time to grow a pair it's not like you've never seen a naked chick before right"? I went inside and what I saw was just wow 'Yea this aint no average hooker maybe not one at all' she was still naked which was hard to look at her considering the uncomfortable feeling I have in my drawers now, I went to the small room where I do laundry in found an old comforter laying on a shelf I ran back and layed it on her but there was something else wrong she was on the floor so weven with the blanket on her she would still be uncomfy on that scruffy shag carpet so I just did the unspeakable I grabbed her (while trying so hard not to touch her privates or feed in to my libido) and gently laid her on the couch I decided to just be like 'fuck it' and watch TV till she wakes up or something but if she has a vendetta against me and don't know shit about me cause of what I like then I will call the cops or something hooker or no hooker.