Nations of Ergon

1.The Kingdom Of Albion

Present: The Kingdom Of Albion is a land of industry and progress, and is probably the richest nation known to the world, It is also the most advanced nation, and it'll probably keep that title, as it is always one-step ahead of everyone. A nation makes their first tank, Albion already made fleets of them, a country manages to get a over designed piece of wood of the ground, Albion has already done it, and has made it an over designed piece of metal.
Albion is too far ahead of everyone. this caused other people to fear Albion especially its king, who is known to send anyone who is suspected to be a traitor or a anti-monarchist to Ravenscar Keep, which is feared for the 'special treatment' they give to certain prisoners.

Map: http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/096/0/7/fable_combined_illuminated_map_by_isbrealiomcaife-d3csg92.png

Military: Albion is infamous for it's army, they are known to deck out their troops in a type of clockwork exoskeleton that gives the soldier greater strength and decent protection some of the more specialised soldiers get to wear proper power amour. Albion also has clockwork automatons that it deploys along with Balverines to deadly effect.

Numbers: 4,143,764 Soldiers, 1,046,238 in reserve, 1,056,153 Balverines, 913,241 Clockwork Automatons, 625,234 Twig class walkers 25,245 Fairfax Class Heavy Tanks, 134,425 Hobbe Class Light Tanks, 1,234,648 Oakfield Class Troop Transport, 8,126 Banshee Class Bomber Planes, 231,555 Bowerstone Class Aerial transports, 10,234 Mercenary Class Fighter Planes, 3,279 Knothole Class Corvettes, 1,782 Hook Coast Class Destroyers, 874 Snowspire Class Cruisers 78 Bloodstone Class Battleships, 12 Ravenscar Class Aircraft Carriers, 1 Archon Class Super Battleship, 51 Kraken Class Submarines, 1500 Lionhead Class Attack Helicopters, 0 Hero Class Redacted

Population: 517,824,975 Civilians, 2,327,690 Domestic Automatons

Land: Albion would be the same size of Europe whilst aurora is the size of India

Landmarks: Old Morningwood fort, Hero Hill, Heroes Guild ruins, Castle Fairfax, The Arena, The Tattered Spire (off limits, any unauthorised personnel will be shot dead) Ravenscar Keep (off limits any unauthorised personnel will be imprisoned there), Auroran Temple, Shadelight Temple (Off limits, anyone attempting to enter will be imprisoned in the Tattered Spire under suspicion of being corrupted) ~~Bargate Prison~~,

Technology level: Late WW2 level mixed with a bit of steampunk and some bits of Old Kingdom machinery (Old kingdom technology runs on will which is magic that comes from the soul, this allows machinery to be powered cheaply and Old Kingdom tech can sometimes defy the laws of physics Example: allows dozens of soldiers to fit in a object the size of a small stone

History: Eons ago, Albion was a place of peace and beauty, full of butterflies, Chickens and pretty flowers.
Then a Court of three demonic beings known as the Knight, Queen and Jack Of Blades came to Albion from The Void.
This was bad as they started demanding that all of the humans in Albion must bow to them. But the humans weren't a bunch of chickens like modern humanity, so they told the Court to "Feck of or I'll shove me pointy metal stick up ye arse" . This triggered the Court so they burned Albion till the earth turned black like a really burnt pastry and the skies were filled with more smoke, that it made one of Reavers factories look like a gassy midget. The Court then demanded a second time that the humans be obedient and take it like it like a champ as they bum them . Of course this was like telling a feminist that your name is humongous. So the Court put on their wellies and started to jump in the water until they flooded the world. Then for the third time the Court promised peace and told mankind that they will end this hell if they are given free crumpets and vodka. The humans reacted by swimming up to the Queen Of Blades and told her to "get back in the kitchen, its the only thing your good for". The Court then said "oh fuck it" and called there old friend from College Cthulhu to turn man insane and have them kill each other. Finally the people of Albion bowed down to the Court and they and their decedents bust there arses of as they raised monuments to those who came from the void.

In the days when the people still suffered under the Court's ruthless Bummings, a humble blacksmith and his wife had a boy. They named him William Black, and he would become the hero that Albion needs. Little is known about William's youth, all we know is that the children who bullied him were never seen again.
As a grown man, he amazed others with his badassery. with which he was able to ensla-Protect his village and perform feats that a dozen other men high on steroids could not hope to match. These acts came to be known as the "Powers of Will" (hehe I just realised that is a pun).
William soon grew obsessed with the Court, determined to find a way to "Shove my pointy metal stuck up their arses". One night, whilst reading a book called "Die lüsterne Eidechse Magd" he was suddenly transported from Albion into the Void. Here, he met Jack, who sat on a throne surrounded by men singing about the number one . Jack tried to dominate William with the powers of the Anti-Badassery Sword but William was too badass and managed to steal the sword before escaping the hellscape.
Back in Albion, the sword whispered quietly to William. it called itself the Sword of Aeons, and it promised to help him shove itself up the Courts bum holes, but only if William sold his soul to it. With the Sword of Aeons, William set off to find the Court determined to murder them.

William strutted up the peak of Ruon, Albions biggest mountain and challenged the Court to MORTAL COMBAT. The Knight of Blades appeared first, but William surprised him by shoving the SOA up his arse so hard, that the KOB was erased from existence. The Jack of Blades appeared next, but William just went megalomania on that genocide loving twit and broke his body, but JOB pussied out by sending his soul back to the void. Then The Queen of Blades appeared last. the battle between two lasted for weeks and it was finished when William pimp slapped her so hard that entire mountains and valleys were formed. After an eternity of slavery Albion was finally free.
William was then crowned Archon of The Kingdom of Albion.

After he went all MLG on the Court, the Archon set his mind to unifying Albion into a great kingdom. By this time, his powers of Will were so badass that the world seemed to reshape itself whenever he thought of it, which led to some funny moments. Cities were built in mere weeks, and awesome machines were constructed that ran on Will alone. Through a thousand years of peace, Albion reigned as the most badass nation that the world had ever known, Its territory is known to have extended to the northern Edgelands, and its economy to have traded with the countries beyond Albion's shores, including Samarkand to the east, and the Cities of the West.

The Old Kingdom grew more badass and powerful but it was too badass, this ended up turning the Archons children into brats that thought themselves better then everything . They called themselves Heroes and used their powers of Will to terrorize the people of Albion. William might have stopped them, but his baddasery was slowly killing him. Faced with the fact that he was slowly rotting, the Archon wrapped his body in gold mail and a blue cloak before seemingly vanishing from the land. Thus, the corruption of the Kingdom began.

When the kingdom reached the height of its power the Archon at the time ordered a massive tower to be built to focus the badass power of will the tower was called the tattered spire. Of course focusing all that badassery in one point was not a very smart idea.

The construction of the tattered spire opened a rift between Albion and the Void. This allowed a creature called the corruptor (who was created from Williams leftover badaasery) to send his chief lieutenant, the Crawler to Albion. In a desperate attempt to stop this, three of the greatest heroes at the time combined their powers to stop the crawler. they managed to close the rift before anything else can come through, but they couldn't kill the Crawler, instead they imprisoned him in the Auroran desert, WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING.
Though their combined powers had the side affect of shattering the Tattered Spire and causing a massive explosion that turned the Kingdom of Albion in ruins. THATS WHY YOU DONT ABUSE YOU BADASSERY.

Eventually Albion got back to together. But was plagued by bandits and greedy villagers turning Albion into a place of war and strife.
this all came to a stop when the most vicious bandit Nostro met Scythe the most badass person at the time. With the guidance of the MBP. Nostro came back to Albion promising free crumpets and vodka. This led the MBP and Nostro to create The Heroes Guild. afterwards they slaughtered most of Albion's evils and made Albion a bit safer.

One day a village called Oakvale was attacked by a warband of bandits led by Jack of Blades who have found out that it is the home of a descendent of the MBPOAT (Most Badass Person Of All Time) William Black. They found the out that the BH (Badass Hero) was a mother of two children. they found the mother, the father and her daughter Theresa.
JOB killed the husband right in front of the two, and he took the mother to Bargate Prison, then he cut out Theresa eyes out, making the last thing she ever saw was the corpse of her father. Theresa though had dreams of the future, the days before the attack, she had nightmares about the JOB. During the attack the son, who would become the legendary hero Chicken Chaser, was saved by a member of the Heroes Guild called Maze. he was then trained by the Guild and became a Hero (not like the hero we normally know, these heroes would either be good or pure evil, no matter what they are, they are still called heroes cause fuck logic) he would eventually learn that a bandit king and former member of the Guild called Twinblade was involved in the attack of Oakvale, so the CC went on a rampage and ended up killing Twinblade (or sparing him) then he would meet his sister who was a servant for Twinblade but became his advisor because of her ability to see the future, and because she killed a group of men even though she was blind. she then told CC about their mother, Scarlet Robe and how she was in Bargate Prison.

So CC went to Bargate

But before all that CC was invited to fight in an Arena, He won because he was the next MBP and he then met JOB, CC didn't know that JOB was a prick so he accepted a seal from JOB which allowed him access to the north of Bowerstone. (yay details)

So CC went to free his mother but JOB ambushed and said that the seal he was given allowed him to hear everything he said, and now he knows about Theresa. CC was then imprisoned in Bargate and was tortured for years. but CC was too badass and he found away to escape with his mother, but he was stopped by a Kraken that was at the exit. You know who came out of the fight.

CC then escaped with Scarlet but Scarlet got captured along with Theresa and CC ended up chasing JOB to the Heroes Guilds Hall of Heroes where JOB summoned the Sword of Aeons and killed CC's mother right in front of him. JOB went into his god mode, but CC just went megalomania on him and killed JOB and took his mask as a trophy but JOB pussied out and he went to the void again. Then CC had a choice. kills his sister and get ultimate badassery, or throw it into the rift that jacks soul has made. CC chose to throw away the sword. how do we know this, ~~cause fuck you that's how~~ well the king of Albion and his father would later be guided by her in the future.

Then a new menace started terrorizing Albion, The Summoners, creatures created by a evil necromancer before the collapse of the old kingdom. CC then went to the source of the Summoners, the frozen wastes, there he met the MBP Scythe, who liked to wear gold mail and a blue cloak he also had rotting flesh.The DNTMBPOAT (Defiantly Not The Most Badass Person Of All Time) sent CC to necropolis to collect the stones Y, M, C, A. these stones will teach CC the necessary gestures for waking the Oracle, which will tell CC where the Summoners are coming from, a big spooky door. after reaching the door, CC needs to fill a shrine with souls of heroes.
after he got the hero souls and opened the door, he was surprised to see Jack but...HE WAS A FUCKING DRAGON. How will CC stop such a horrible beast...... same way everyone has fought JOB,SAAAAAAANS DAAAAAANCE. basically JOB is dead, after multiple failed attempts at killing JOB, CC went all out and completely destroyed Jack of Blades.

[WARNING: This story about Chicken Chaser and the Old Kingdom has been altered to better fit different ethnic groups, for the official version please consult Brightwall Academy]

Author's Note

please tell me if any of the militaries seem OP

Here's a map of the world, http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b632/yupuy1/AlbionWorld_zpsf7c5460a.png
I'd image that the ANE is far west of Aurora

WARNING: I drank several cans of monster Half way through this