Rainbow Dash sat on the ground. She didn’t want to do anything at the moment, because there was so much blood all around her. A massive amount of blood stained the street. Rainbow herself was covered in the blood because she had been murdering a lot of ponies. Most of the corpses have been skinned, dried, and hanged over by a set of lines that were connected with a lot of staples that were entirely made of connecting bones. She howled as the blood dripped down her body, she smiled happily because she had just murdered ponies she didn’t know.
Why she did such a thing, she could not understand it completely. She couldn’t remember what exactly was the reason she had done such a horrid act, but she knew there was a reason to why there were so many dead ponies. There was even a faint memory of her using a stapler to connect the bones of her victims into a line that spanned from Sugar Cube Corner to Golden Oaks Library. She stood up, twirling her body around like a dancing ballerina as the sun above heated up the earth and warmed Rainbow Dash from the cold blood she had all over herself.
Then it hit her, there was that black silhouette that had come to her from before. She was flying around as usual, cleaning up the skies and taking care of the clouds. She peered into one unusual cloud and peered into it’s dark color. A lightning strike struck her head, and she flew down unconscious.
“You know what, this is stupid. I’m gonna pretend this never happened.” she said.
Rainbow Dash went into Sugar Cube Corner with the lopped off heads of all the Cakes, sitting with horrified expressions on the top of the counter. There was blood everywhere from how many times Rainbow Dash stabbed and raped their bodies. Rainbow grabbed a napkin that was sitting nearby for any normal pony to take and wipe themselves of the crumbs from their delicious treats. She was now using that for a much better purpose, to clean her body of the filth from those disgusting quadruped pigs had spilt over her.
Rainbow Dash leaned to the counter and gave a smug expression to their heads.
“Hey guys, did you know that today I was turned down from the Wonderbolts? Good, because that was the worst decision they ever made.” she said with a giggle. She then french kissed Mrs. Cake’s mouth that had a fly circling near them both. The taste of copper took over her senses and she was covered in blood again by Mrs. Cake’s eye socket that had been leaking the substance, though she wasn’t as fully covered as before.
“Aww nasty Mrs. Cake, you wouldn’t want me, you're a married mare!”
She trotted away from the counter and exited Sugar Cube Corner. With some of the blood that touched her lips, she spread it over her face like it was a face mask. She then started dancing and began to sing with a random rap beat playing somewhere in her mind.
“I’m a pegasus, I have a red face. As long as the Apples see me like this, they won’t worry about me doing shit.”
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash was in Sweet Apple Acres, with all the Apple Family watching and laughing at her antics. She pulled out a axe and started cutting down the trees in Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack stood up with a questioning gaze, before she rose from the audience and aimed a shotgun at her.
Rainbow Dash smiled playfully at Applejack with her red face, Applejack felt that she was apart of the apple family and didn’t fire, thinking it was a positive act from her.
“Going to Apple town, they see my red face, I just cut a tree with axe and the mud ponies let it pass.”
Rainbow twerked like a madmare to the rap beat. It was just too cash from the epic and well put together beat while chrome lights shined from somewhere above.
“Looking like an Apple family mare, they won’t land a single bullet on a single strand of hair, PonyHicks go like no-no, she got nothing to worry about tho-tho. I just killed Applebloom, they think it’s just a joke even though there’s a tomb. Red Face, Red Face, Red Face, please don’t tell the Wonderbolt’s k? Red as Big Macintosh, can’t tell i’m a Pega, cut down their tree’s so fast like I’m a mascot from Sega.”
Rainbow then took the shotgun that Applejack had and fired at the last two as they clapped. Their heads were caved in from the shot that had pierced their skulls, with a clump of flesh overlapped their messed-up manes. They fell to the ground dead.
“Ahaaaaaah!” said Rainbow Dash. She gave a smug face and then pulled the shotgun’s barrel to her mouth and pulled the trigger. A massive hole came through her skull, before she fell to the ground and what's left of her brain fell to the grass with a puddle of blood.
As the corpses rotted on the ground, something flew over the sky. It was the Wonderbolts, they heard what had been happening and flew over to Sweet Apple Acres. They saw the dead ponies and were mildly bothered by the Apple Family, though there was Granny Smith crying near her dead grandchildren. Spitfire pulled out a Ak-47 and shot Granny Smith multiple times. Now with all of them dead, including Rainbow Dash, they picked up the corpses and flew away. They flew for hours, until they found a massive crevice that spanned miles. From this very crevice, came Lord Cthulu, his massive green arms pulling himself out from the depths of the abyss. The Wonderbolts began to chant and throw the corpses to him as he easily ate them with his squid mouth. Then, he rubbed his belly, giving a peace sign to the Wonderbolts for this kind offering.
With that, the Wonderbolts went to the earth and had a massive orgy. The prophecy had been fulfilled.
