Equestria's Next Cereal Brand Series: Luna Pops.

by Ms Private Pansy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Random
Length: 959

A opening to become Equestria's next big mascot in the cereal world. Causes all of Equestria to send in thier tapes and recipes for the next big cereal. Who will win and who will lose it all in the crunchy world of breakfast brands.

Cover Art By. GBIllustrations. check out the DA page and be in awe!

When Equestria is searching for thier next new cereal mascot. Everypony in the land decides to share thier own recipes and ideas of what it could be.

What you are about to see, are the tapes sent in from all over Equestria.

Luna is certain her brand of night only cereal will be the next big thing in breakfast.

Why wait till morning when you can eat it now?

Published 2017-03-18 22:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-18 22:20:01 UTC

Midnight Breakfast.

Take.1. Luna Pops Cereal.

The moon shines elegantly through an open window at Canterlot Castle, it's soft pale blue light stretching over the royal kitchen slowly.

The light extending across the darkness, lifting it gently like a veil to reveal a small bowl of cereal upon a old wooden table.

Swiftly a swirl of light blue magic dances next to the table elegantly, Princess Luna coming into view as the magic fades away.

Leaving only delicate sparkles dancing in the air behind her.

"Hello my children of the night. When I want to be popped in the mouth under the cover of darkness I always choose Luna Pops!" Luna smiles sweetly only to hear somepony say cut in the background.

Take.6. Luna Pops Cereal.

The pale blue light lifts across the open window, revealing from the darkness a softly glowing bowl of cereal upon a old wooden table.

Luna softly flies down from above, through a background of darkness as she lands next to the table. Her eyes lovingly upon the bowl of cereal.

"When I was trapped within the moon for a thousand years by my sister. The best part of never waking up was Luna Pops!" Luna smiles to the camera, yet only to hear cut yelled again.

"What was that?" Moon Dancer's voice sighs off screen.

"You said to be real and draw from my past!" Luna huffs in annoyance.

Take.36. Luna Pops Cereal.

The pale blue light of the night casts a magical glow upon a old wooden table. Within its warm glow is a bowl of cereal, sparkles flowing in the background dancing happily in the night.

Luna slowly lifts up from under the table. Flashing a flirty wink towards the camera as she places her hooves atop the table.

"Luna Pops. The one midnight snack I love to eat out...of the bowl I mean!" Luna blushes a light pink across her cheeks.

A soft sigh can be heard behind the camera.

"I know "Cut" darn it!" Luna sighs ears folded back.

Take.75. Luna Pops Cereal.

The soft blue light of the moon moves across the kitchen, as gentle piano music is playing in the background. The camera pans to the wooden table with a bowl of cereal upon it.

Elegant sparkles dance around the bowl happily, before fading away into the darkness. The music plays a joyous tune for the viewer to enjoy, ice cold milk swaying softly within the bowl much like a calm wave at the shore.

The kitchen calm, quiet and peaceful after a long day of working and...

"RARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH! YOUR SOULS SHALL BE MINE! HISSSSSSSSS!" Nightmare Moon flashes across the screen with glowing red eyes and blood trickling down her fangs.

Luna poof's into view of the camera smiling wickedly.

"Luna Pops. You Scared Yet?" She winks playfully.

Take.101. Luna Pops Cereal.

The morning light shines in happily through a open window in Ponyville. As two small fillies sit at a brand new crystal table, looking boredly at a old box of cereal before them.

Each scrunching their muzzles cutely at the camera looking disgusted.

"I don't want to eat "Cutie Mark Crunch Cereal" it's for babies!" A filly with a ponytail huffs aloud.

"I know. I so want a cereal that is more serious!" The second filly with pigtails replies.

Suddenly a flash of dark magic appears behind them as Luna comes into view. A wicked smile across her lips.

"Princess Luna!" Both fillies squee aloud.

"Yes my children of the night! I've heard your pleas and come with a cereal just for you!" Luna smiles as she waves a hoof, darkness covering the sky outside suddenly.

"Awwww. I wanted to play outside..." The ponytail filly whimpers.

" I feel sleepy..." The pigtail filly yawns.

"Luna Pops Cereal is the only brand you eat at night. Enjoy with a ice cold milk and watch as it turns as black as the eternal night." Luna scoots over two bowls towards the children.

"Mine tastes like sadness." Ponytail filly whimpers holding back tears.

"Mmmmrph...mmm...mmm!" Pigtail filly whimpers in fear asleep at the table, looking as if she is running from something.

"Buy now and each box comes with a free nightmare!" Luna winks as you can hear a filly screaming in her sleep and another crying in the background.

Take. 200. Luna Pops Cereal.

The window in the kitchen is wide open. Soft pale moonlight is filling the small dark room of the Canterlot Castle. The camera pans over to the table showing a full bowl of Luna Pops cereal, a large pitcher of ice cold milk beside it with soft sparkles flowing about in the background.

A enchanting swirl of light blue magic flies in through the window suddenly, landing swiftly beside the table as Luna appears into view in a soft flash of light.

"Hello my children. I know from watching your dreams that Luna Pops Cereal is not quite what you want." Luna sighs sweetly.

"It turns your milk black. It can randomly put you to sleep." Luna shrugs tapping her hoof atop the table softly.

"But tell you what. Buy my cereal or I swear I will forever haunt your dreams!" Luna snaps glaring towards the camera.

"Luna no!" Moon Dancer speaks worriedly behind the camera.

"I will make sure any dream you have will star me and you burning in the fires of...." The screen starts to break up as Luna's eyes glow a pure white.

"Pzzzt!"

"Please Stand By."

"Pzzt."

"All of Equestria will eat Luna Pops! Cry black milk!" The screen flashes with Luna floating high in the stormy sky.

"Pzzzt."

"Brrrrzt."

"Luna Pops Cereal. Part Of Your Living Nightmare."

The screen fades to black.