Chapters The Origen of Saint Partrick
Twilight and Harrison Are Here
It was a day out and it was also 3/17. Pinkamema was outside playing Hop Scotch with her great friend named Fluttershy. It was the perfect day for hop scotch because it was warm and cozy like a junebug in a Juice. Pinkamena and Flutters was very excited because today Twi twi and her older cousin Harrison would be visiting for the week. Every pone in Ponyville had a crush on Harrison becauss he was a hottie. Tall and thin with light blue skin and a purple main. He had the bigest purple eyes that a girl could want and his smile "brought all the boys to the yard".
Oinkamena and Flutters were bffs, but they and everypony else had a rivelry because they all wanted to date Harrison, so there was a bits of tension today amongst the two hop scotters.
The rest if the day was like a normal but Pinkamena and Fluttershu had bubblies in their stomach cavaties from that they had a crush on him.
Fluttershy ran in a jcircle and Pinkamena screeched like the Green Goblet of Sir Arthur. Twi Twi saw them and waved. Harrison just stared because he didn't know the colts. His curly main wisp in the winds.
When the hawk landed it let out a screech. It was the Arrival Screech. Everyoony knew the Sparkles were here. Everyone in the town Square looked in awe at the princess of Harmony and her handsome older cousin. Who was this man? Was he?
Twi Twi hopped out of the cart and pet the hawk on it's head.
Harrison whinnied and stepped out and said in his brit dielect, "G'day Everypone. It is I, Harrison, you may know me as BigHorse_o1 on YouTube."
Everyone went silent and backed away. Twilight approached her friendlies and said, "Hey, girls. This is Harrison, my cousin and roomie. He calls me his Room Horse."
The Pinkamena and Fluttershy said, "Hi, Harrison."
T. hen Rainbow Dadh came out from the blue abyss and said "Wowie, did you see that hawk?"
The Origen of Saint Partrick
When the bunch got to the Corner, they sat on down at a stool and Twilight since she was rich said, •drinks are in me tonight". The others wailed and woooed and a crummy waitress pony who smelled like smoke gave them alcohol. It was for an occasion, but usually they don't think except for Fluttershy. The waitress noticed Twi Twi and lifted her baggy lids. "
"Well my oh my golly it's the Princess of Harmonies. What brings you back to your hometown, little girl?"
Then the waitress noticed Harrison's muscly bod.
Just then the door swung open and the wind swooshed in. Everyone looked to see two shorter and stubby ponies. One was dark greene with frizzy orange hair. He had on a big cool hat. The other pony had yellow and had green hair. He has nasty teeth and a eyeball popped out.
The green guy yelled to the Corner, "Oy there, latties. My name is Partrick... Saint Partrick. I've come all the way from the Irish Lands to get some treasure. I am a trasure hoarder. Whi here has treasure?"
Everyone was scared and held out their prived possessions. Gold bracelets, watches, phones, shoes, socks, and anything they had. Twilight gave up her crown. Harrison refused to give up anything and Sajnt Partick got mad. He looked at Rainbow Sash.
"Shibber my timbers... I have never seen a rainbow so fine in me seven seas. "
Because Saint Partick was a lepracyon, he loved Rainbows. He called his sidekick over.
"Brody! Get over here and load this horse up!!@"
Brody ran over in a hurry and three Rainbow Dagh into a potatoe sackage. He tied it up and through away the key. Brody laughed and one of his nasty tooths flew right on out and plooped into somebody alcohoholic drink.
Saint Parckit and Brody carried the sach out. Twilight cried and so did Harrison even though he didn't know who Rainbow was because Tilight never intruduced him to that one.
Fluttershy had a big idea.
The Origen of Saint Partrick
At the Acres Apples the gang was greeted by old ms. Apple Smith yelling at Apple Bloon about a rake and a pile of leafs. Apple Bloon choked up a ball of leafs.
"Howdy, y'all. Get a Long, little doggies." Said Teilight to the grandma.
"Oh, hey there everypony!" She said back.
"Yeeehaw, whippersnappers get a move on Bessie"
Grandma Apple Smith looked confused.
"Granby Smith, Rainbow is in troubule. Where is Big Macintosh???"
"Why, he's in the house watching a TV."
So they each hugged Granny even Harrison and they went into the old crickety homestead.
When they got inside, Fluttershy saw that the Apple guys remodled. There was a Hot dog rotisary in the kitchen and a Wii U in the living room. And some other furniture. McAppletosh was sitting with his dad in the livingroom watching Ca$h Cube where they go inside and get all the money. Mr. Appleman (his dad) kissed his son on the forehead.
"Hey, homies, what's fly?"
Twlight was panting in a panic.
Then Big stood up and said "G-T-G, daddio, I've got to save Rainbows."
They galllop wild and free like the hoarses they truly are. They ran and run and run and run even more until they saw the two guys with the sackel.
Big mac dropped his hat and started to cry. Inside, he loved Rainbow and didn't want her to be hurt...... But could he save his love? What if he couldn't.... It would be a risk.
"Well whose this beefy boy?" Saint Partick said when he saw the Mac.
Mac said "I am Big Macintosh Appleman. Give back Rainbow Dash. I... i love her."
"Well well well well I am Saint Partick and I love me some Rainbows. I am a lepragan that is why. And you will never get back your beautiful Rainbow Fash. She is mine and also Brody's."
Rainbow poked her face from the sack.
"Bug Mac... Do you really love me....?"
"Of coarse I do, Rainbow... We've been friends for two years ?
Rainbow cried and yell "Let me goo!"
Saint Paetick kept yellung "i No !"
Big mac was a raxist against the Irish so this was his break break he yell "Give her back you bear-guzzling red-head"
Author's Note
They just get shorter and shober ??
The Origen of Saint Partrick
Saint Partick grabbed Mac's arms and rips at them. They start to come off the socket but don't. Bug Mac SCREAM LIKE A DIDDLE. but he don't. He cannot even.
Then Brody chimes in and grabs the sack and swings it and it hits Big Mac and he falls down and Brody and Saint Pa laugH.
Big Mac thought about just ending it right then and there... If only he didn't call Partick like a big baguette...
"What are you gonna do, idiOt????? HahahbHasnahabahahhahaha"
He looked iver at the Maim Six.
"help me" and so they did.
Fluttershy grabbed the left arm of Saint Partick. Pinkamena grabbed the right. Twilight grabbed one leggie and Harrison grab the other leggie. Then Big mac spit in his face and the ponies pulled him off. Brody was still there but he couldn't fight so it didn't matter. They ponies drag Saint Patirk to the Ledge of Ponyvile and throw him off. He tumbled down with crack bones like CRACCCKK. And he yelled "Ouchie momma"
Then they wanted to threw Brody down too, but instead he went with Harrison. Harrison wanted him to get a chance at life. He popped Brody Eyeball back into its head and Brody higged him. They were like a gay couple. Everyone said "Aw"
Big Mac walk to the sackie. He open up and Rainbow popped out like a puppy in a bag. He pulled Rainbow up and kissed her face. Rainbow didn't kiss back until the 4th kiss to her face. They kissed. Everyone said like WOOOOOOO and even Brody said it and more teeth flew out.
It was a day of love and remembrance of what is important... Love and kimdness toward loved ones, courage, and having a good time. And that is the true meaning of Saint Patick's Day.
Author's Note
Unmotivated so short sorry chapps, maybe next year
