In the city of Ponyville, lovely ladies came in all shapes and sizes. Unless of course you bought into the western ideal that the perfect size was skinny as a fucking twig. In which case, mankind has devised all sorts of diets in order for women to be the same skinny ass weight as others who don't even have to do a morning jog once a week to be skinny. Seriously, how is that even fair to compare regular people to people like that with high metabolisms and trainers and shit? And how is it even beautiful to resemble a walking bag of bones with that freaky ass leg gap, I mean come on!

"Mmm!" squeed Pinkie after she took another bite of a white cake roll before her. "Delicious! Mrs. Cake has really outdone herself this week!" she said before shoveling more bites into her maw.

"Do you normally eat this many sweets?" asked Twilight, glancing down at the many boxes of sweets on the table. "It doesn't seem like your daily diet is healthy."

"Bleh! Who needs dieting?" said Pinkie, pouting as she stood up and put her hands behind her head, thrusting her hips "Ladies and guys love curves! Nice and soft and plenty of cushion for pushin'!... whatever that means!" Retaking her seat, she picked up a plate just as Spike made a lunge for the table, missing the plate of cake entirely as he slid across it and landed on his head on the other side. "C'mon Twily! I brought over plenty of sweets from Sugarcube Corner so that you and Sunset can enjoy! Oh and Spike too!"

"Well, I'll gladly have some if that's the case." said Twilight, smiling as she put down her book and picked up a fork instead. "But I wouldn't bother with Sunset, she's not a fan of sweets."

"Really?" asked Pinkie, just as the elevator dinged and a Sunset wearing a sexy jogging suit with a towel around her neck and earbuds in came in.

She seemed to be in a good mood up until a few steps in, they she stopped, nose wrinkling as she said "Ugh, why does it smell like a gummy bear sharted in here?" Then she looked to the table and all the sweet treats before snorting "Don't tell me you're going to eat all of that, Twilight?"

"Why not? Pinkie brought them over and they do taste good." said the bookish mage, taking another bite of cake.

"Cause eat all of that and you'll blow up in a week." scoffed Sunset.

"Yeah right." said Twilight, giving a light roll of her eyes "You know I have perfect control of my diet and that means if I wish to indulge for a bit then I can."

"Riiiight, say that when you got some tits on your back."

"Look, just because you don't like sweets doesn't mean I can't have them." said Twilight, seeming crossed before smirking "And it's hardly my fault if I can indulge while you have to jog every day. Jealous much?"

"Yeah, I'm gonna laugh my ass off when you're as big as a house, Sparkle. See if your books help you then!" retorted Sunset before heading up to her room to have a bath.

~The Next Night~

Twilight frowned as she looked at herself in the mirror, clad only in silk undies as she pinched at her sides... that didn't happen before. Was she... getting a muffin top? Oh no, what if Sunset found out!? No, she had to be rational about this, she was just getting paranoid, right?

A trip to the scale said otherwise.

"Oh no!" gaped Twilight, unable to understand how this happened! Then she did her breathing exercise to calm down "No big deal, my carefully planned diet was just off recently. I'll get back on track, tighten it up a bit and then I'll be back to normal! Add in a morning jog as well and Sunset won't even notice!"

~One training montage of light jogging and healthy eating later~

"How is that possible?!" Twilight said, dumbfounded as she had not only NOT lost the weight... but GAINED weight! That was illogical! Impossible! "... I hate this moment so much."

The next thing she knew, she had bought one of those weight loss belts that vibrated the fat away. Okay, she knew it was probably a bunch of bunk but she was desperate to try and lose weight before Sunset found out! Which was why she was sitting in the living room, reading her book and really tightening up on her meals. She was already going over plans in her head when the elevator dinged and Sunset came in... with an arm full of small boxes that looked like they came from the Sugarcube Corner bakery! Twilight quickly shut off the weight loss belt before Sunset could hear it.

"Hey, I'm back from rocking out with my cock out. Pinkie Pie spotted me and shoved all these boxes into my arms, saying they were for you. Smells like more of that sweet shit."

"Uh-huh." Twilight said absentmindedly, trying to ignore the rumbling in her stomach and the memory of how good those little treats tasted. "Sorry, I've already eaten so I don't want them."

"Seriously?" asked Sunset, opening a box before her face blanched "Ugh, this one smells the sweetest of all, it's some kind of chocolate roll looking thing."

Mmm... chocolate.

"Well either way, guess Spike is getting the runs tonight! Hey Spike!" she called, waiting for the small dragon boy to appear before tossing all of the boxes at him. Twilight could feel her heart break little by little as her stomach cried out for the sweets lost. Apparently her anguish was noticed as she rested her head against the pages of her book, mourning the loss. "Oh, so you did want 'em?" asked Sunset, acting coy at the moment.

"Did you decide to shut the hell up?" retorted Twilight, a bit on the grouchy side from her new diet.

"Hey Twilight~" called Sunset in a sing song voice, resting on the back of the couch with a cat-like smirk.

"Yes whore?"

"Are you on a diet? Come on you can tell me!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-! "No! Why would you think that?" replied Twilight in what was perhaps the most un-casual tone ever. However she had no words when Sunset reached down, lifted up her shirt and revealed the weight loss belt. Twilight tried to push her shirt back down but Sunset would always pull it back up.

"Peekaboo. There it is. Still there. Hi there. Yup, still there." taunted Sunset every time she lifted it back there until finally Twilight stood up and moved away from Sunset completely.

"IT IS MERELY A SCIENTIFIC TEST TO SEE HOW RIDICULOUS THE ADVERTISING FOR SUCH ITEMS ARE! MOVE ALONG PLEASE! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!" said the mage as she headed for the elevator, leaving Sunset and Spike in the dust. Leaning back against the wall and crossing her arms, Twilight scowled "Not a big deal, I'll just have to turn up the heat on this diet! Then I'll shed these extra pounds and be back to normal! THIS I SWEAR!"

~Cue the even more intense training montage where Twilight practically works herself to death and eats practically nothing for the sake of stressing out over a few pounds and to get Sunset off her back!~

Moment of truth. She had worked hard these past couple of weeks! She'd reduced her calorie count down to single digits, she'd run marathons around the city, she'd resisted every sweet from Sugarcube Corner Pinkie had left in the fridge! And now she had lost!...

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing. In fact, she'd gained even more weight. Twilight could practically feel her spirit leaving her body...

".... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" she screamed before turning and running down the hallway to the fridge "FINE! IF SCIENCE HAS FAILED ME THEN THERE IS NOTHING LEFT! I ACCEPT MY FATE YOU DAMN SWEET FASCISTS!" she said before stuffing her face with every single Sugarcube Corner sweet in the fridge! SUNSET BE DAMNED!

"Whoa! Intervention time!" said Sunset as she and Spike came into the kitchen "Look, I know I was harsh before and I didn't say anything about that extreme diet shit, but c'mon! You can't just fast and then binge!" Although at the crazed look Twilight gave her... "Alright, alright! Backing off!"

~The Next Morning~

As concerned as Sunset was over her friend's maniacal zeal for dieting, bitch still had to sleep! So she was snoozing in her bed when there came a rumbling. Nothing to get up for. Then a strong shake. That got her up. Until finally something crashed through her wall and pushed her right out of the tree house! "WHOA!" she cried, hitting the front lawn with Spike before she righted herself "Okay, what the fuck is-WHAT THE FUCK?! Twilight, what happened?!" she gaped, seeing a giant, fat Twilight sticking out of the tree house like she was Alice in Wonderland!

"... I don't know what you mean."

"Don't give me that! Twilight, seriously, you're like trashy talk show fat!" said Sunset, sitting on the lawn and gazing up at her giant of a friend. Then a bit of a grin came to her face "Well... I didn't want to do this buuuuut, I did say I would. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! It didn't happen in a week but damn you're even bigger than our house!"

"Keep laughing and you'll be the main ingredient in my next breakfast burrito!" snapped Twilight while Sunset and Spike both continued to laugh.

At least up until a bolt of lightning came down and struck Spike. Then Luna (yes the real Luna, because as much as Celestia would love Twilight in any shape or size... this was kinda too much even for the goddess you know what I'm sayin'?) came out from nowhere and hit Spike on the head, forcing him to cough up a clue to the spirit that was around the city somewhere. "Mages! We have a clue from Olympus!" she said before slapping Sunset upside the head to quiet the redhead down before pulling up the projector screen, which showed a bunch of different women around Ponyville city having grown HUGE. "Apparently our clue is very specific this time, because now we know that the reason women all around the city are swelling up are because of the sweets purchased at Sugarcube Corner bakery!"

"No way." said Sunset before smirking "So what you're saying is that this stuff is chocked full of some evil spirit stuff that's doing this? Hey Twilight! You getting all this?" she called up to the huge mage.

"Dammit! If Pinkie had anything to do with this- Okay, let's kick some spirit ass! RAWR!" cried Twilight, pulling herself free from the tree house and standing tall like an obese Godzilla as she towered over all!

"Now you're talking!" said Sunset, jumping up and landing on Twilight's shoulder "Let's get all Primal Rage up in this shit!"

"Ms. Cake?" Pinkie called, knocking on the door that was behind the counter and lead into the main part of the bakery. "Mr. Cake and the twins haven't seen you in awhile! And people want more sweets!"

"Sure thing my dear!" came the sing song voice of Mrs. Cake as soon out on an escalator came more sweets.

"Great!... and um, when can I get back in the kitchen again?" Pinkie asked hopefully.

"Not yet my dear! I still have so much work to do!"

"Oh... o-" then came an explosion behind her! Sending her through the door as she squealed out "-KAY!!!"

"Hm, Pinkie? You know anything about this?" asked Sunset as she and giant Twilight looked upon a large factory of conveyor belts, along with a Mrs. Cake who obviously had an evil spirit inside of her, as large as Twilight, round and plump with her tits hanging out that she shot icing out of to decorate and fill the cakes with.

... what, why're you looking at me like that?

Growling, the giant possessed Mrs. Cake said "You dare interfere with my sacred mission!? My husband loves me for me and soon the rest of the city will love others for themselves! I will show them that diets are for dickweeds! That fat is fructose-tastic! That there's more of you to love now that-"

"Sounds like a crock of shit." deadpanned Sunset as she jumped up onto a catwalk, panties already in gun form. "Be happy being fat but don't make other conform to what you want, bitch! Now put down your sugar shooters cause we're shutting down this fat factory!" Of course Sunset couldn't help but snicker when she looked at giant Twilight because come on, it was still a little funny.

"How dare you! This is a haven for all those overweight that wish to be loved and appreciated! Perhaps it's about time you joined the bandwagon skinny missy!" And then giant Mrs. Cake's sugar tits multiplied into about a baker's dozen as she grew that many arms to fire with.

.... shut up, you had to be there.

"Open wide dearie! You're about to get a mouth full of Mrs. Cake's special cream!" said Mrs. Cake as she fired her tit cream cannons! And then someone somewhere started jerking off. Because you know it's happening and now you can't un-know that fact.

"Oh geez! I can't take a load that big!" said Sunset, covering her mouth and bracing for impact!

"I got this! I'M FIRING MY PARTY CANNONS!" said Pinkie Pie, having somehow set up a double bakers dozen of cannons on the opposite side and firing a load of confetti to counter Mrs. Cake's sticky sweet load of icing!

"Nice, thanks Pinkie!" said Twilight as she stepped forward "Evil spirit lost between Olympus and Tartarus!" began Twilight, her stocking starting to glow as she took it off "Be purified by the garments of these mages and banished from your host! REPENT MOTHER FUCKER!" And then she struck with a mighty!... slap.

"Uhhh..." began Twilight, raising up her sword and seeing that the stocking was all stretched out "Whoops, guess they weren't meant for a girl my size." she said sheepishly.

"Whatever! I'm getting out of here!" said Mrs. Cake, deciding to book it but not making it far as Sunset jumped through the air and landed in front of her, gun aimed right at Mrs. Cake's belly!

"Not so fast! You're not getting away that easily pippy long-titty!" declared the red headed mage as she smirked and pulled the trigger "Choke on this!"

"NOOOOOOO!" cried Mrs. Cake, the evil spirit dissipating and returning her to normal size, her husband, children, and Pinkie rushing up to check on her as four friendship tokens fell to the ground.

"Geez, would've thought we'd get a token per pound. Ah well." sighed Sunset with a light shake of her head as she picked them up. At that exact moment, Twilight shrunk right down to normal size, both surprised and happy over the sudden weight loss "Hey, you're back to being skinny and cute again." commented Sunset.

"... cute?" asked Twilight with a small blush before her hair was ruffled.

"Don't let that get to your head." retorted Sunset, lightly sticking her tongue out at the other mage.

"Yay! Everything is back to normal! Who wants sweets!?" called Pinkie Pie, causing Sunset to gag lightly and Twilight to go a little green.

Author's Note

Back in the saddle again! I'm starting to get some umption for gumption to start writing again. XD

This was a fun one near the end because like, how do you even explain this? You can't even comprehend this shit in the actual episode.

The only thing you do know? Someone somewhere was totally jerking off to it.