Flash Sentry is a lot of things. Nice, upstanding, reasonably popular, moderately attractive, a bit of a dork, awkward around girls he likes, and massively unlucky in love.

What Flash Sentry is not is a sex-obsessed pervert. He absolutely, positively doesn't spend night after night thinking about what he'd like to do with certain girls at Canterlot High School.

Especially not Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, and their friends.

Or so he thought. Until that one November afternoon in Fluttershy's basement.

It all started with Rainbow Dash teasingly asking him what he'd do to each of the Rainbooms...

(Originally part of Just Girls Talking Dirty until it took on a life of its own.)