Mind the Mare

by anoffgreenOcelot

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Colgate, Thunderlane, Romance, Treehugger, Original Character, Comedy, Spa Ponies
Length: 7594

A story of the toothpaste mare and her journey to self discovery through abusive social manipulation. Events would conspire to see her spread her wings and discover new horizons. Horizons being fetishes, and wings being her legs... that is.

Colgate was always an insular, introverted mare. A pony who preferred the safe confines of her home... when she wasn't journeying around Ponyville or breaking out into song and dance seemingly at a whim. Events would conspire to see her spread her wings and discover new horizons. Horizons being fetishes, and wings being her legs... that is.

Published 2017-03-21 18:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-23 23:20:24 UTC

Lesson 0: The Night Before

When others see me for the first time, they probably think 'Wow, she’s really cute. I bet she gets lots of dates’, or, ‘she’s pretty feisty, I bet she’s like that in bed too’. On the other hoof though, those who actually know me would think more along the lines of 'Wow, at age 23 she's still a virgin. I heard from her roommate that she hasn't even gone on a real date yet!' As much as I've always loved public opinion, the real facts are always the ones you have to deal with the most.

Now before all you horny readers close this story down because you predict a dull, non-cloppity short, let me assure you that in good time I'll eventually warm up to your kinky ideologies... actually, if everything goes as planned, there’ll be a lot more than just clop to be contained.

In a normal case, any self-respecting sex story starts off nice and slow, like the lead up to that much anticipated plot-fucking you've been trying to get the other individual to agree upon... in this case though, I'll change the rules a bit for you all (as an early Christmas present).

Let's take you all back to December the 16th, eight days before Christmas.

Music pulsed through my body as elves, reindeer, and assorted other ponies idly moved throughout the room. Some ponies were dancing, others were trying to chat with one another over the waves of heavy electronic music vibrating the walls, while some ponies decided it to be better to lie on the assorted furniture in the house and drunkenly snog each other. I sat upon one of the couches on the edge of the room, mesmerized by the dancing ponies, and the cheap concert lights constantly blinding me.

“You know, you have a pretty, pretty mane,” a masculine and slightly intoxicated voice said to my side. “The blue, and the white, and the... the blue!”

“Yes. Yes I know you think I have a pretty mane. This is now the seventh time you've reminded me,” I responded.

“Do you think, that we can get something going here in this party?”

I responded, keeping my eyes forward, and not giving him the eye contact that I know he so desperately wanted. “Well, uhm... I don't know. I'm pretty comfortable here, and I have no interest in dancing. I hardly think that you would be able to even dance in that bee outfit that you have there.”

In all honesty, I just came here because my friend Venus told me to. According to her, I spend too many of my nights alone, and I apparently should ‘get out more’. I don’t know what she’s talking about! I get out all the time when I go to the store to stock my fridge.

The stallion guffawed, slightly losing his balance as he leaned over towards me in a very uncomfortable pose.

“Oh I can dance in this; the special kind of dance that I like to call the, 'lets find a room and buck' dance.”

“I've never heard of that one. I think I'll have to learn that eventually. It sounds very old and boring to be honest.”

“Aw, well that's a shame. Would you at least let me get you a drink?” He asked, slurring his words.

“No thank you. I don't drink.”

“In that case, I'll get you something nice. I'll be back in just a second, darling!”

With that, the stallion stumbled his way out of my view into the kitchen, leaving me to sit comfortably on the couch as I watched everyone else have a fun time.

Well, that wasn’t completely accurate. I was having my own fun! It was quite entertaining to sit there like I usually do for much of the day anyways. If sitting on the couch was a sport, I’d have the gold medal every year for it. I mean, here I would probably also get the gold medal for worst costume, considering that Venus decided it would be a good idea if I dressed up like a police pony.

Police ponies don’t dress like this though! I’ve never seen a police pony dress up in leggings, with these awfully uncomfortable straps on my thighs. Not to mention the high heels that she managed to force my hooves into. I’ve also never seen a police pony with handcuffs look like they were made out of the fur of a long haired cat. I swear that Rarity might have taken her sweet Opal and shaved it, using the fur she retained from her buzzy business to create these shackles. If I wanted to look like a police pony I’d just put on a blue shirt, grab a baseball bat, then stick a doughnut in my mouth. That’d be a very highly accurate portrayal of the police service in our area.

“Colgate, you take hints worse than I take magic tests.” A female voice said to my side.

It was Venus. All hail the mare guilty of forcing me into this ridiculous flank-flaring outfit and dragging me into this house. Somehow, I felt less awkward considering that the outfit she was wearing opened up her flank more than mine. I still can’t believe that she was able to take one of her bedsheets and make a nurse costume out of it.

“Take hints? I didn’t notice him giving me any hints. If you’re talking about what I think you’re talking about, then I didn’t tell him to leave, he left on his own. He went to get himself a drink.” I said defiantly.

“Yeah, you also forgot about the time when he asked if he could buck you. What did I tell you before we walked in here?” She questioned, sitting down next to me.

“You said that I should make an effort to get hooked up with a hot looking stallion while we were here.” I recited sarcastically.

“And how’s that going?” She asked, although the tone in her voice told me that she already knew what the answer was going to be.

“I tried. Didn’t you see me talking to him?”

Venus’ expression turned to disappointment, weighing down on me like an iron safe.

“Are you being serious with me right now?! He just asked if you wanted to sex each other and you turned him down. That’s definitely not making an effort to get hooked up with him.” Venus said in an increasingly irate tone.

“You’re right! I didn’t.”

I paused for a second. I considered my clothing, I considered the ponies, and I also considered that I saw that bee stallion coming back with two drinks in his mandibles.

“I really don’t feel comfortable here Venus. Can we please leave?” I begged her.

“Oh come on Colgate! You seriously cannot be thinking that you want to go home now! We’ve only been here for 20 minutes. The party really hasn’t even started yet! You just need to ease into it. It’s okay.” Venus said, becoming more insistent.

“Venus, this was not my idea to come here. You dragged me, literally by my hind hooves to get here. I’m telling you now that I want to go home.”

Venus sighed, laying a hoof on her forehead in frustration. “Okay, Colgate, you win. But first, before I take you home, please just have a drink or two. I promise we’ll leave immediately after.”

Well.. that did sound like an alright offer, and I didn’t want to rain on her parade, forcing her to leave the party that she is obviously enjoying; and by the look on those stallions’ faces, they’re enjoying her company just as much. I mean, I may not have really drank anything harder than cider before, but that’s sort of assumed with my self declared ‘shut in’ status.

“Alright... fine. I accept.”

As if on cue the bee stallion returned clutching the drinks in his hooves.

“I came back for you darling. I brought a little something for us.” He buzzed.

“Why thank you kind sir.” Venus interjected, stealing both of the glasses from the stallion’s grasp.

“A-what? You... uhmm...” The stallion stuttered.

“Be off with you now!” Venus said, handing me one of the glasses as I started chuckling from her unintended pun.

“Er... can I buck you too?” The stallion asked Venus in a very blatant and loud tone.

“Yes. I’ll meet you downstairs in 2 minutes.” Venus promised, winking to him.

“Oh boy! Two mares! This is going to be great!” The stallion says cheerfully as he stumbles to the basement of the residence.

Venus turns back towards me, chuckling silently to herself. “Now back to business, you’re going to consume a couple drinks, and then we’ll bring you back home. You have to at least break some barriers tonight.”

“Okay. As long as you don’t dress me up in leather and make me roleplay an outlaw.” I chuckled jokingly back to her.

“Oh Colgate, that’s my forte! However I wouldn’t make you do something like that against your will.” She said with a wink as she held her drink up to me. “Cheers?”

“Skål.” I raised my own glass to meet hers, causing a small insignificant clink as I poured the slightly alcoholic contents down my throat.

Well... saying it to be slightly alcoholic was definitely an understatement. I would not use any word other than damn right painful to describe what just transpired.

What I’m really meaning to say here is, that damned hurt! That drink burned my mouth and throat dry! How can people actually enjoy drinking this? I mean, besides the fact that now I feel like my stomach is a couple pounds heavier (which is not very pleasing either), I wish that someone would have told me that drinking this was dangerous.

“Ahh! My throat is burning!” I cried out to Venus, my eyes getting slightly damp in pain.

“Oh! Sorry about that, I forgot to mention that these are kind of strong...” Venus said. She quickly looked around, taking my glass from me with an aura of her magic. She returned not even moments later with my glass filled with water. I quickly grabbed it with my own magic, and poured it generously into my mouth. I sighed as the burning was swept away, and fell back onto the couch that I was previously sitting on.

“Urg. I’m starting to feel sick.” I said, grabbing my stomach and groaning in pain.

“Did you eat anything before we came here?” She asked, sounding slightly concerned.

“Uhmm... I had a couple crackers before you invited me to come.” I replied.

Venus sighed, then chuckled. “You know you’re never supposed to drink on an empty stomach.”

“How am I supposed to know that?” I replied slightly angered. “It’s not like I come out every weekend to do stuff like this.”

The nerve of this pony...

“Yes, you are right I suppose. How about we get you something to calm that stomach of yours down a bit.” Venus disappeared again into the kitchen. This time holding a medium size piece of bread and a plastic cup filled with water in her magical levitation spell.

Needless to say I gobbled that piece of bread up instantly, and followed it up with a chaser of water. This stomach settling concoction definitely helped me feel a little better.

“T-thank you. Celestia that was a bit strong. What was that even?” I asked.

Venus smiled with a very prominent sign of guilt painted on her face like a billboard in Manehattan. “I don’t know... maybe a mix of Applejack’s and Lunarshine...”

You bitch.

“What!? Are you insane! That could have killed me! Those drinks are at least 60% pure alcohol!”

“I know right!?” She replied. “Since this is the first time you’ve drank in your life, we had to start it out with a bang!”

I grumbled at the little trick she played at me and happily drank the last of the cup of water that she had given me.

“Fine. If you think that was funny, let’s do it again.” I challenged.

A look of surprise invaded Venus’s expression. It was priceless. Although that expression quickly faded to happy smile. Goddamnit I can’t get her for more than a couple seconds.

“If you insist...” She said as she grabbed a bottle from the table behind her with her magic. Thankfully, this wasn’t the 60% that she mercilessly shoved down my throat before, but I suddenly was not the most dedicated fan to my most recent plan.

“Okay... let’s go. Together?” I said, holding up my glass.

“Together.” She stated as she poured the next round into both our glasses.

We smiled at eachother, and clinked our glasses together, then happily drank the dose that had been prescribed to us: a shot of Equestrian Ale.

The only word that I have to describe what ensued was a delayed action attack by fuzzy slippers. The ground felt like... well, felt. And whenever I shook my head it felt inexplicably weird. If this was what feeling drunk was like, I need to consider doing this more often.

“Ah... ah think that I need to uhm... sit down.” I said, thinking that my speech was impeccable, but by the smile on Venus's face that was probably not the case.

“You know Colgate. I love you.” She said, looking me in the eye.

“Wait... what?” I was instantly confused by the sudden confession. “What do you mean?”

“I mean I love you! I care for you. I wish you nothing less than the best.” She replied.

“Uhm... thanks?” I said in the most confused tone I could pull off while still being this intoxicated.

“You know what Colgate, you’ve been a shut in for way too long. I think it’s about time you got into the groove of things.”

“What do you mean?” I questioned.

“Well you need to get your sex on Colgate! Get those hindquarters moving! You’re already an adult and you haven’t even spread your haunches more than a couple inches!”

“Hey, hey. I take pride in being anti-social. I’m busy with school and being an Olympic lazy-hooves.”

“Listen, Colgate, I’m going to offer something that you dare not refuse.” Venus said as she put one hoof on my shoulder. “I’m going to offer you some lessons. Lessons that will make you a mare once and for all.”

Well. That’s something that I’ve never been offered before. Lets break down this properly. She’s offering to help me get fit up to find a mate and get on with my life. She’s forced me to get drunk in order to present this to me, and she’s probably going to try and dress me up like a whorse again.

Aww hell, my life’s been getting boring lately anyways.

“Okay Venus. It’s a deal. I’ll go along with your teachy-lesson adulty thingy.” I said drunkenly, holding up my half-full glass of ale.

A wide smile swept across Venus’s face faster than a cloud chariot.

“Sounds good! We’ll start tomorrow.” Venus said.

“Okay! Cheers to learning stuff!” I said, swallowing the last contents of my glass. The last thing I remember is looking at Venus very dumbly, then falling on my face.

Waking up the next morning, I found myself in the most unexpected of situations.

Lesson 1: Colgate 101

Here we go! We’ve started our journey into the depths of... well, my hindquarters. The first lesson that I received was something that I was never able to get out of my mind; and it stuck with me for the rest of my life. I can still remember every last detail, every last touch, and every last word that Venus said. It was a complete life changer, a turn in a whole different direction. I went from being the anti-social mare that I was before, and I was shown a whole new world; a whole new point of view.

Now get your clop ready, 'cause this is where things get hot.

I woke up very slowly. My eyes were still heavy, and honestly I could still feel the weight of alcohol that I had consumed the night before. From the stories that my friends have told me about their drinking experiences, I drank relatively nothing compared to their parties. I felt like I drank three times as much as they did. I can’t believe that I allowed myself to get talked into drinking in the first place.

As I started waking up a bit more, I felt a piercing headache suddenly explode in my skull. I groaned and tried to roll around from the pain-the keyword here being tried. I tried to move my hooves but I couldn’t. I tried to move my legs, but they refused to budge.
I slowly turned my head to the side and saw that I couldn’t move my hooves; not because I was too lazy or feeling too sick to move, but because I was tied to the wall with a piece of leather. My hind hooves were tied down at a 45 degree angle, while my fore-hooves were tied parallel to the ground.

Wait. Why was I tied to the wall?

My eyes flew open and I looked at my surroundings. I was back at Venus’s house. I recognized the ugly carpet that she had in her basement. I told her that she should really consider changing the colour; however she just said that nobody paid any attention to the carpet anyways. I could never figure out why.

“Ah, you’ve awoken Colgate.” I heard Venus say from across the room.

“Yes. Uhmm... can you tell me why I’m tied to the wall, please?” I asked, trying to fight the effects of the headache that was making me feel like my head was about to burst.

“Why darling, you accepted my offer for the lessons last night. Don’t you remember?” She said with a scarily odd tone to her voice.

I really wish I was honestly able to say that I didn’t remember it. I definitely remembered her asking me if I wanted to ‘get into the groove’, and start getting a bit more active with my haunches, although I never thought that I would ever accept such a thing.

“Yeah, about that... Can I change my answer please? I kind of just want to go home and uhm, watch my weeds grow.” I requested, trying to free myself from the restraints. However the only thing that struggling did was scrape red marks on the sides of my hooves.

“Oh come now Colgate, you can’t back out of this now! We haven’t even started. I insist you at least stay for the first lesson.”

“Please Venus, can you just bring me down?” I pleaded.

The unicorn thought to herself for a moment, then responded. “I’ll tell you what, let me do my first lesson, and if you don’t like it, then you don’t have to do the rest of them.”

I pondered on my options for a quick second. It’s not like my life was in danger at this moment. She’s more submissive, kinder, and nicer than that. I was not so friendly with the idea of getting taught how to sex, but then again I wouldn’t want to go back on a deal that I made, even if I was drunk at the time.

“Okay Venus. One lesson.” I responded with a sigh.

Venus’s eyes lit up like a bonfire. “Excellent,” she said, and smiled happily. “I’ll be just a moment.”
Venus quickly disappeared out of view around a corner.

I only had a few precious seconds to be by myself. Again, I tested the restraints that she put me in, and my mind began to wander.

Why the fuck am I tied to the wall again!?

I mean seriously I thought that a lesson would involve her sitting me down in circle time and telling me how many centimetres I should spread my legs to gain the opportune angle of attack for getting plotfucked. I was definitely not expecting to wake up and be tied to the wall like an ornament after a hunting trip.

Venus returned in a timely fashion, carrying a medium sized bag in her teeth.

“Here we go.” She said, her voice slightly muffled by the bag’s straps.

She dropped the bag on the floor just in front of me but didn't open it. She looked back up to my face and smiled gleefully.

“Those beauties are for later. At this point, we’re going to start with the basics.” She said, walking over to the wall.

I have no idea what’s going on, or what’s going to happen, but I have a feeling that it isn’t going to be pleasurable.

To my complete surprise, Venus lifted her hoof and lightly grazed it along the side of my hind leg, from the bottom of my cutie mark, right down to my hoof. It was slightly ticklish and caused me to try and kick my leg. Although the restraint prevented me from moving more than a couple millimetres.

“Your legs are one of the nicest places to start off with when you’re having fun. They have just enough nerves to get a good reaction, and the results are overpowering.” She purred as she grazed her hoof over my leg again.

“That tickles!” I giggled under my breath.

“Indeed! When you put more pressure on it though, it turns into a much different sensation.” She responded, putting more pressure on the side of my leg, rubbing it back and forth.

She was right in every respect. Instead of feeling ticklish, I felt slightly... well I don’t know how to describe it. Relaxed? Happy? I don’t know how to put it into words, but it was really nice.

“What are you feeling right now?”

“Very... calm; content.” I responded, closing my eyes in response to her soothing touch.

“Yes, you feel happy and relaxed, like sitting out in the sunlight on a warm day.” Venus said softly. Slowly she changed from rubbing the outside of my leg, and turned to the inside. Again, the feelings that were being brought out of me changed dramatically.

“What do you feel now?”

I'll tell you that whatever you're doing right now is making me feel really, really good. I've never felt this way in my entire life. It's like halfway between relaxed, and excited. My heart started racing as I felt my own body temperature go up. The world around me disappeared, and the only thing that I could think about was Venus calmly touching the inside of my hind leg. I let out a deep long sigh, and let my body relax.

Venus chuckled. “I bet you've never felt like this before.” She half asked, smiling. I shook my head in affirmation. “The inside of the leg is where things start moving. Somewhat literally.”

I felt my legs starting to shake a bit, only not out of pain, nor terrific fear, but rather in a fit of excitement. I took in a breath, and exhaled loudly. If there was something that Venus did best, it was to calm a pony down with a single touch.

“Very good Colgate. Remember that your legs are where everything starts.”

Immediately after she finished her sentence, she stood on her hind legs, almost coming eye to eye with me, although I was mounted on the wall slightly higher than the floor.

“The second place that is very sensitive, particularly in mares,” Venus said as she took a hoof and started rubbing it against the side and the back of my neck.

She really wasn't kidding with this either. Right when her hoof made contact with my neck I felt a chill run up my spine, and my fur stood on end.

“Oh my... Celestia,” I said slowly.

“Ahhh, I see you’re taking a liking to this.”

I shook my head a little, both in denial in order to clear my head. I felt like I was being taken over by a spell. A spell that was making my body warmer and warmer as Venus continued to caress me. It was good, it made me feel good, and I didn’t want it to go away; yet at the same time, I wasn’t sure that I wanted to admit it.

“No... n-not at all.” I whispered quietly, stuttering as Venus brought a hoof to graze under my chin.

“I can tell when a pony likes what she’s getting.” Venus whispered back

“You are qui-nehhhh” I was unable to complete my sentence from her most recent development in sensual touching.
Whether it be unfortunate or fortunate, Venus started doing something that made my entire body shake; the dreaded belly rubs.

This time she meant war, one that I was losing very badly. I slumped from my perch on the wall with my mouth wide open and my eyes looking to the back of my eyelids. I don’t know if ponies normally felt this good while being touched, but if they did, then I’ve been missing out on something amazing.

“Mmm.” Venus moaned. “Now that I’ve got you all warmed up, are you ready for the second part of this lesson?” She asked, running one hoof against the inside of my leg, and the other across my belly.

“Y-eah. Yes,” I said, content on what had happened so far. I felt so relaxed, so happy, like I was just floating here.

“Good.” Venus cooed.

Slowly but surely, she moved the hoof that was previously preoccupied with rubbing my stomach, and moved it down in between my hind legs. I opened my eyes wide and squealed, knowing where that hoof was going next.

“V-Venus stop! Don’t go there! Th-ahhh.. tha... ngg.” My calls of defiance were silenced as her hoof started grazing across my mare parts.

I trembled ever so slightly as jolts of pleasure started flowing in and around my lower body. Her hoof rubbed smoothly over the little flaps of skin easily, as that entire area was amply covered in my own juices.

“You know what this is. I like to call it the sex. Although I could also call it the pleasure portal.” Venus said slowly, putting more pressure on my lower parts.

My entire lower abdomen was in the trembles; overheating to hundreds of degrees above what I was normally supposed to be at. My deep breath trembled as Venus continued stimulating my... my pleasure portal.

“Do you know what you are feeling right now, Colgate?” Venus asked, continuing to rub over me.

I shook my head in a negatory response.

“Right now you’re horny. You are turned on, and your body wants more.” She panted.

The smell of my own juices started filling up the room, the taste ever so present on my mouth, which was wide open and panting. I could feel my juices slowly dripping down my leg. Suddenly, I felt a wave of pleasure travel through my body as Venus’s hoof grazed across the top part of my sex.

“Ahh, your clit; the most sensitive part of your opening.” Venus moaned as she began concentrating her movements against this so-called-clit.

My body was shaking a little more violently now as wave upon wave of pleasure travelled from my hindquarters to my head, then all the way back again, making my body pulse. I let my mouth hang open as the rubbing increased its pace, and I knew that Venus was well aware that she had me under her control.

“You like that, don’t you Colgate? Let out a little moan if you like it.” She sighed as she continued stimulating my sex.

I let out a small, high pitched squeal as her hoof brushed across my clit, sending my eyes to the back of my head.

“Let out your moans. For some ponies, it helps them feel even better.” Venus said with a quick example as she lowered herself closer to the ground.

She spread the lips of my vagina apart, and then moved her head forward. While she was rubbing my clit in circular motions, she began licking up and down the entrance with her tongue. It was the most glorious thing in the world. The rough surface of her tongue caused me to arch my back and moan quietly in pleasure. The sound of her tongue lapping up my juices was loud, and it only made me wetter. Venus herself began moaning as she licked my sex, causing it to vibrate, and sending my pleasure levels off the charts.

“K-keep going. T-thats... thats so good.” I stuttered quietly between heavy pants of ecstasy.

“I think that I have an even better idea.” Venus whispered sensually as she stepped down from the wall.

She reached into the bag and shuffled around in it for a couple seconds. My body pulsed, particularly down between my legs, begging for the pleasure to continue.

“Aha! Found it” Venus said as she pulled out a strange pink devi- oh wait, it’s a dildo.

“N-no! No. Don’t use one of those. Please!” I begged. “Don't you dare try and use that on me!”

“No worries Colgate.” Venus moans as she returned to her position between my haunches.

She took the end of the device and rubbed it gently against my lips, while using her hoof to slowly rub my clit at the same time. Again, my body started tensing up with pleasure, her every touch creating a raging inferno of lubricants and heat.

Venus started moving the pink plastic device around my lips, searching for my opening. She calmly took its point and drew circles around my vagina, then carefully began to insert it.

She slowly pushed the toy further inside of me; I could feel every contour of it rubbing against my walls. I spread my legs out as far as the restraints would let me, and let out my loudest moan to date.

“Oh come on, Colgate, you can do better than that.” Venus said as she pushed the rest of the dildo inside of me. Obeying her command, the last thrust of the toy caused an even louder moan to come out from me. My legs started trembling as she started pulling it out from me, then sliding it back in. I tell you, I had never felt this good in my entire life.

“Clench your pussy muscles,” Venus ordered. I obeyed and pulled the muscles in my lower body together. It made my vagina fit tightly around the toy, and every sensation that it caused intensified exponentially.

“Oh my Celestia,” I chanted in between moans and squeals. Venus started moving the toy through my sex faster now, bringing a whole new definition to sexual pleasure.

“Don’t stop, don’t stop, keep going!” I ordered as the feelings started boiling over, filling up my whole body with pleasure. I started moving my lower body forwards and backwards, causing the tip of the toy to grind up against the walls of my pussy.

Venus started rubbing my clit with her hoof again, and the pleasure continued surmounting until I could barely control my own movements. I screamed loudly multiple times, as I felt my nethers climb up into my stomach and release waves of pleasure throughout my body. Venus started slowing down, letting the toy move through me calmly.

She at last, she removed the toy from inside me and chuckled, giving my lips one last lick, before she started removing my bindings.

“And that my mare, is your first orgasm.” She chuckled as she un-did the bindings that had held my hind hooves to the wall, causing them to fall limply. She reached up and pulled apart my forehoof bindings, and after which I was free. I couldn’t do anything but fall to the ground in a hot, sweaty, and sticky heap. I was panting heavily and could barely stand myself up.

“V-venus...” I began.

“Yes?”

“When’s the next lesson?”

Lesson 1.5: Resistance is Futile

God damnit! How could I have been so stupid!? Caught up in the moment I tell you. I should have never agreed to that. Never, never, never. Now I can’t get that stupid sex session out of my head.

I bared my teeth in anger, staring at the ground as I kicked open the door to my home, slamming it shut behind me as I entered.

Why did Venus manipulate me like that? First she convinces me to do it because I drank too much alcohol and ended up making a drunken agreement to a sex lesson, then when I finally am not drunk, she makes me, what did she call it, horny? Yeah that was it. She made me too horny to even think about not wanting to do it! I swear I’m not talking to her ever again. That went too far. I'm no fillyfooler! I'm not attracted to other mares! Hell I'm not even attracted to stallions! I'm destined to live out my life with no sexual association at all, but she's ruining it!

I discarded my jacket and the saddlebags I was carrying, the costume that I wore the night before fell out onto the ground. I growled displeased at the foul thing, and kicked it away with my hooves. I stormed around the corner, straight into my room, and looked at the mirror. My face was hardly noticeable because the room was so dark, but the small amount of light that crept through the window was just enough to slightly illuminate my face.

What has she done to me? I’m not who I was before. I could have gone my whole entire life without going to that damn party! Look at what you did to yourself Colgate. You could have just stayed at home where its warn, and comfortable. But no, you had to go and be social and associate with other ponies, and apparently get jumped by someone who was your friend. Well... when I say friend I more mean casual acquaintance.

I turned around and jumped onto my bed. The blankets felt nice and soft under my belly, and I look a long, deep breath to try and relieve some of my stress. This is where I should have stayed the entire time. No more outside for me! Tomorrow I will stock up the fridge as much as possible and stay indoors for at least a month. I’ll wear a cloak or something to make sure that the witch doesn’t see me. I looked out the window, and noticed the world getting considerably darker. I ended up yawning deeply, looking over to the side of my bed towards my alarm clock’s dim display.

7:25

It was time for bed after a long hangover-filled day. Hopefully tomorrow will be nicer.

I crawled to the head of my bed, and carefully slipped under the covers, curling up in a nice ball and closing my eyes, letting my hooves warm up next to my body.

Alright, here we go. Let’s go to bed, and tomorrow is a whole new day. A new day with a particular absence of sex, and deceit.

I tossed and turned, desperately trying to find a position that was at least moderately comfortable. I tried sleeping on my tummy, I tried on my sides, I even tried sleeping upside down with my head at the foot of my bed. Unfortunately, my efforts were pointless, and no matter what I did, I was not able to fall asleep.

I looked up to my ceiling. Maybe counting ducks, or counting down from 100 will help me fall asleep? Or something a but more amusing maybe. I started imagining little forms of Venus, projected on the ceiling, dancing around.

One psychotic best friend. Two psychotic best friends. Three psychotic best friends. Four psychotic best friends.

Okay, she's probably not psychotic in all seriousness.

One perverted best friend who takes advantage of me. Two perverted best friends who take advantage of me.

Never mind this isn't working. I wonder what time it is.

I turned over to my side, and looked to my alarm clock.

7:30.

What the hell! The day went by so quickly, then now nothing’s happening. Screw this night, screw my life, and screw parties. Never doing one of those again.

I buried my face into my pillow, and groaned in dissatisfaction. Venus’s words started jumping across my mind. ‘I’ll tell you what, let me do my first lesson, and if you don’t like it, then you don’t have to do the rest of them.’ Yes Venus, I will not be doing the rest of these so-called-lessons. They're looking less like lessons and more like opportunities to rape me with consent.

This day was so horrible, and it just will not let me go. Or is it just torturing me, forcing me to think about everything that happened this morning? Forcing me to re-live all those memories.

Suddenly I felt my lower part of my body start getting warm, and uncomfortable.

Yep. Forcing me to re-live all those memories. Fuck you too body. I never wanted you to be comfortable either. I crossed my hooves across my chest in defiance, shifting onto my back, and staring towards my ceiling. My mind painted the image of Venus in front of me, a memory of her walking over just before she started her lesson on me. Before she started touching me in all the right places, making my nethers beg for attention. Where she made me feel so relaxed, so calm, so wonderfully beau- OH FUCK YOU!
Goddamnit. It’s like my entire mind is working against me tonight. I could feel the space between my haunches getting moist, and there's nothing I could do about it. I’m in bed and my body is wanting to be pleasured; well sorry but Venus isn’t here. I guess you’ll just have to deal with it, because I sure as hell am not going to do it myself. That’s just not right for me.

But it’s begging for it. I really will never be able to get to sleep at this rate if my body is going to be ridiculous. The heat and the wetness is almost unbearable, not to mention that my entire lower part of my body is throbbing.

Fine, I’ll just do a little something to keep myself calm, and then it’ll all be over and I can go to bed. Just a little play time to make my body shut the fuck up. Now I am definitely no master of pleasing myself, but Venus definitely had the right idea from this morning. I guess I'll follow her lead, and see what happens.

Venus’s words resonated in my head. ‘Your legs are one of the nicest places to start off with, when you’re having fun.’ I guess that means I have to start there.

I took my hoof, and started rubbing it against the outside of my leg, trying to mimic what Venus did to me this morning. I closed my eyes, and tried to relax, however the only thing that my actions were doing was making the side of my leg sore.

Jeeze this is harder than it looked like when Venus did it. I decided to change my strategy, and rub on the inside of my leg. That’s what got me going from before.

Again, no reaction.

Do I have to put a spell on myself or something to be able to do it? Is there a magic spell to make touching my leg feel incredibly sexy? This is just plain stupid. Nevermind, I'm just going to try and purge her from my mind.

I turned on my side, and closed my eyes, trying to force myself to sleep. However my haunches continued to moisten, and ached for my attention. I closed my eyes tighter, trying to prevent the memories from the day from replaying in my mind. However the only things that were able to cross my mind were how she rubbed my clit with her hoof, and mercilessly licked my sex until it was throbbing with pleasure.

Fine one last try.

I took my hoof and went straight for the sweet spot. I rubbed it against my lips slowly, finding the crevasses, and the edges. The wetness of my nethers dripped onto my hoof, moistening my entire lower part of my body between my haunches. I let out a deep sigh, and started rubbing my entrance slowly. I dragged my hoof from the top, to the bottom, covering every area of skin down there that I could. I spread my legs out further, and took my other hoof and started stimulating my clit with it.

Oh my god. That damn clit is the key to everything. The instant my hoof made contact with it I felt like my entire sex swelled up, and instantly became more sensitive. I opened my mouth and let out a short and quiet moan as I continued to rub it.

I started to prod my entrance with my hoof, drawing circles around it just as Venus did this morning. I felt my vagina pulsing, begging for something to be inserted inside of me, to be pushed and pulled through the inside of my nethers, to rub against the sides of my vagina, and make me squeal from it.

I started putting pressure of my hoof into my vagina, and it spread my entrance even further than it went with the toy that Venus mercilessly pressed into me. My hoof slid easily inside of my body, and just as planned, rubbed against my nethers in a way that I have never experienced before.

I brought my hoof in and out, rubbing against me, sending the same tidal waves of pleasure ravaging through my body. I continued to rub my clit with my other hoof, causing my vagina to excitedly clench itself around my hoof.

Now this is what we're talking about. Almost exactly like what I felt while I was at Venuses. My body's as warm as a wood stove, and my heavenly nether regions were soaking wet, as well as my bed sheets underneath me.

I removed my hoof and looked around my room. What I needed right now, was a big object like that toy that Venus used. I can't just use my hoof, I needed something better.

I got out of my bed, juices leaking and running down my legs. I scurried around the house, looking for something to stick inside of me, to grant me that oh so great orgasm that I had just discovered this morning.

I first visited the bathroom, my hind legs shaking from my wet pussy still throbbing from the treatment that I gave it. There was no item in here that would suffice, nothing that would grant me the pleasure that I owed to myself. I quickly ran into my kitchen, looking across the counters, in the drawers, and involuntarily rubbing my bum against the fridge. The cold metal surface caused my vagina to clench together. I closed my eyes and squealed as I slowly rubbed myself across the entire surface.

Celestia I'm so fucking turned on right now.

I quickly jumped into the living room, and looked over my couch, and the coffee table. I jumped onto the sofa, and sprawled out, shaking from the horniness taking over my body. I laid on my stomach, with one hoof reaching under my body, and slowly stimulating my vagina, keeping the good feelings coming with no end.

What the hell can I use to get this fucking orgasm. I need it right now. I need something that I can stick inside me to get me going.

At last, my mind clicked. I stared into the middle of the coffee table, where laid the answer to my problems.

The television remote.

Well it was not perfect but it's something

I quickly snatched it with my free hoof, and rubbed it against the surface of my sex. I wasted no time in getting to the inside of the problem, and slid it inside of my vagina. The buttons on the remote caused my muscles to clench even tighter than before, sliding over the contours and sending my haunches ablaze. I squealed loudly from the device slowly sliding in and out of me, causing my sex to convulse in sexual happiness. I felt myself growing towards the edge, towards my second orgasm.

I hurried the pace of the movements of the remote, sliding it inside and out of me faster and faster as I chased after the orgasm me and my pussy so desperately wanted. My other hoof rapidly rubbed my clit, causing my legs to shake, and forcing my mouth to open wide in a silent scream as my back was forcefully arched by the silent climax. I continued to move the remote inside of me even as the orgasm died down, I gasped for breath, and grabbed the surface of the couch. I clenched the muscles in my hind quarters, squeezing every last bit of pleasure from my orgasm, until I was left tired and soaking wet from my experience. I removed the remote, and almost drunkenly tried to set it on the coffee table, missing it by a mile and dropping the device onto the floor.

Needless to say, I fell asleep right then and there, sprawled and sweaty on my couch.