Rainbow lost a bet to Applejack, and must now serve as her maid for a full week. Applejack is still a bit sore about that bet though, as it's permanently affected her body in a particularly strange way. So, to get her own back, she puts a modular twist on the terms of Dash's service. Can Dash go the full week in one piece? No. No she can't.

A sequel to How Many Apples?, a story no one liked. But I did, and you gotta write for yourself, ya know? Got to write the stories you wish existed.

Contains: Modularity/"safe gore" and lots of it, permanent body modification, lesbianism, small bit of incest and themes that can be considered kind of dark, even if no one's really getting hurt

Special thanks to Airship-King for his encouragement, editing and creative contributions, all of which were invaluable.