Snew P.'s Adventures

by The One and the Only

Rating: everyone
Tags: Queen Chrysalis, Romance, Random, Crossover, Changelings, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 4994

There is a changeling by the name of Snew P.

There is a changeling by the name of Snew P. He has a great life in the changeling hive. Here are all his adventures. Hopefully they will never end.

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Published 2017-03-22 16:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2017-06-23 20:24:24 UTC

Little Birdie

For added entertainment listen to this while reading. And don't worry. If having a video at the beginning of each chapter is annoying then DEAL WITH IT! I'm just kidding. Let me know if you want me to stop.

"It was a dark and story night..."

Snew P. was currently working on his story. It had a plot, a main character, and best of all, he was the one making it. He didn't get a chance, however, to continue as his house shook violently causing him to fall off. Snew dusted himself off from the fall and decided to check if something had crashed into his house or if wood really could come to life and was trying to show dominance. he came around the house and found something completely unexpected: A baby Changeling unconscious with his head stuck through the side of Snew P.'s doghouse. Snew poked the little creature trying to get some sort of reaction.

The Changeling began to stir, disturbed from the consistent poking in his side. He realized his situation, which was somewhat embarrassing and set to work trying to remove his head from the wall.

Well he's trying to get out at least. That means he's not dead. Snew thought to himself. It was only then that realized something strange about the Changeling. This Changelings chitin was yellow. When he finally got his head free the Changeling turned around to look at Snew P.. The two only looked at each other for a few seconds before the smaller changeling spoke. When he opened his mouth, however, no words came out. Snew suddenly noticed something very strange, a talk bubble above this new Changelings head.

"l l l l l l l l l l"

One hour of decoding later

"I'm Wood Stalk. How are you?"

Snew P. used his hole filled hooves to indicating he was doing fine.

"Well that's nice to hear."

The two Changelings "talked" for a awhile learning new things about each other. Snew P. learned that Wood Stalk had been searching for his own burrow and had recently found it before spiraling into Snew P.'s house. Snew also learned that, for whatever reason, Would Stalk could not fly right. Instead, said Changeling would fly upside down.

This was looking to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Two Changelings, one being obviously short and yellow the other being less obviously mute, were waiting for their queen along with several hundred other Changeling. Queen Chrysalis was due to make an announcement today and everychangeling was eagerly awaiting her. Snew P. and his new friend from about three days ago were passing the time bumping other Changelings and then blaming it on others. Soon the sound of heavy hoof steps sounded and their attention along with their fellow Changelings was drawn to the throne. Queen chrysalis walked up in a procession to the throne and sat down. She was smiling with a grin that could kill a pony.

Wood Stalk snickered and said, "If looks could kill huh?" Both he and Snew tried to hold in their laughs. Suddenly the Queen spoke.

"My slav...subjects! Now is the time for us to triumph!" She held her right hoof above her head, "I have had my agents sneak into Canterlot and have brainwashed my soon-to-be bride, Shining Armor!" Chrysalis stood at her full height, "Tomorrow, during the wedding, you shall charge the castle and...what are you two doing?!" Chrysalis averted her attention to two Changelings in the back of the crowd having a competition at who could fit more rocks in their mouth.

Thirty-two!? How is that even possib... Snew P.'s thought was interrupted as the Queen of the Changelings now stood right in front of him and his companion.

"She? Ah Thold Foo Ah fould fput four throcks in fie fmouth." Wood Stalk before getting a sharp poke in the ribs. The yellow Changeling turned his head in the direction Snew P. was indicating and spit out the rocks currently in his mouth.

Chrysalis' face was riddled with anger and she bellowed, "What is the meaning of this?! Why are you disrupting my announcement drones?!"

Wood Stalk decided to answer the question, "l ll l lll ll."

They can't understand you idiot! Snew P. smacked his face audibly and shook his head. Luckily a nearby Changeling who knew of the two mischief makers scooted towards the Queen and whispered something to her. Chrysalis could barely be heard mumbling a few things.

"A mute Changeling...?...a Changeling that doesn't speak Equestrian or our native language...?" She turned her head towards the two afore mentioned Changelings and smiled, "This is preposterous!" She laughed, "Very well. Tommorow, you two shall lead the charge into Canterlot! Let's see if you can find your voices in the scuffle! HAHAHA!"

Other Changelings joined in the laughter while Snew P. and Would Stalk both tried to process what just happened.

"Well we're officially b#@$%! up!"

Snew P. wacked Wood Stalk in the head for his filthy language. Both he and his yellow friend were walking toward the armory as the speech had ended a while back.

"Ow. Okay, sorry. I just...Ugh! What are we gonna do?"

To this Snew P. had no answer. The two Changelings walked in silence into a part of the castle they had hoped to never enter. Going through a set of double doors they entered the armory. Inside was a Changeling with a scar over his left eye, working on a sword on an anvil. The only light in the room came from the fireplace creating an eerie feeling. He turned his head and acknowledged the presence and existence of the Changelings who had entered the room. he finished his sword with another few pounds with a hammer. After setting the sword into a bucket of water he hung it on a rack and looked directly at Snew P. and Wood Stalk. His mouth formed a sinister grin.

Author's Note

Well I did it. I made the second chapter. I sure you can tell where this is going. I have some ideas for this. Anyways, see you soon.

Canterlot

I had not idea what video to put for this one so...sorry.

What's that sound?

"Hey wake up!"

It sounds like someling I know

"I said wake up!"

I wonder what he's saying. Or maybe it's a beautiful 'she' who wants me to be with me forev...

"Hey!"

Snew P. fully awoke from his slumber and sat up. As soon as he did, a wave of pain attacked his skull. Laying back down and clutching his head the mute Changeling could finally recognize the creature in front of him.

"Finally. Your up. I've been trying to wake you for hours." The voice was Wood Stalks. Snew P. was both glad that he was with a friend and sad that it wasn't a mare of his fantasies, "Do you remember what happened Snew?"

Snew P. shook his head no and began to rise again, more slowly so to keep his headache at bay.

"I guess I'd better explain then. When we landed you went right into someponies window. I heard some screaming and checked out what was going. I found you there with some mare standing over you with a frying pan."

Snew P.'s eyes widened in surprise.

"Long story short, I got you outta the home of that crazy mare and found this building which is apparently empty."

Snew P. lifted his hooves and pointed to the door and the put his hooves together in a punching motion.

Wood Stalk replied, "Yes. The battle is still going on." He then frowned, "And if you think I'm letting you back out into that ruckus..." the yellow Changeling smiled, "...then your absolutely right."

Snew P. smiled and the two Changelings pulled fake moustaches out of nowhere, and slapped the on their faces. Exiting through the building. As soon as they did they noticed that most of the city had been taken care of and the invasion had been a success.

Here's Joe detective in his famous disguise ready to check out if anyling needs help...especially if it's a 'she.' Snew p. thought as he readjusted the fake hair on his top lip. He hurried ahead of Wood Stalk towards the Canterlot Castle. When rushing inside he looked around. He eventually noticed someponies running down a hallway. They were all guards except for one, Princess Luna, who was surrounded by said guards. Snew P. headed for the one at the front of the group: a white Pegasus whose mane, tail, and primary feathers were a dark blue. sadly this was a mistake.

" l l lll ll lll ll l!" Wood Stalk yelled angrily at Snew P. while bandaging his head.

"What were you thinking attacking a fully armed guard!? He even had a team with him and not to mention a friggin Princess as well!! Give me your hoof." Snew P. complied while another bandage was wrapped around his fore hoof, "You ever do that again and I might just end your misery myself."

The beaten up Changeling considered this for a short time before moving the possibility to the back of his mind.

Author's Note

guest appearance by Silent Knight from Memoirs of a Royal Guard in chapter 21 made by Anzel.

Blaze Blade!

The character Blaze Blade was described by ppg1998

You should follow her...or him...I forgot.

Snew P. and Wood Stalk walked through a swamp without their disguises on due to the lack of other ponies. It had been a week since the Canterlot escapade and Snew P. wanted his yellow friend to meet a pony who wasn't against changelings.

"So..." Wood Stalk decided to strike up a conversation, "What does this friend of yours do?"

Snew P. glanced at Wood Stalk slightly annoyed.

"Right. Only 'yes and no' questions." He paused for a moment in thought, "Is it a pony?"

Snew P. nodded.

"Is it a male?"

Snew P. shook his head no.

"Earth pony?"

Another shake.

"Unicorn?"

Once more Snew P. nodded.

"Okay then." Wood Stalk thought for another short amount of time murmuring, "Hmmm. I think I'll wait until we get..." a hoof bumping his chest stopped the yellow changeling midsentence. He looked to his right to see the owner of the hoof that being Snew P.. Said changeling then pointed forward. In front of the two travelers stood a tree. After a few seconds Wood Stalk broke the silence, "Um...what are we doi..."

Before another word could be uttered, a knot in the tree disappeared revealing a speaker. The strange device began to speak in a low guttural voice.

"Ye who enter here beware of my wrath!"

Though Wood Stalk was freaked out the mute changeling simply took out a large and pen he apparently had with him and started scribbling a few words. He then held it up to towards the tree.

"Just let us in already."

Once again the voice spoke.

"None may pass without speaking the password!"

"There is no password."

"Um... Yes...there is...I made one up while you were gone!"

"Then how am I supposed to know what it is?"

"You..." after a few seconds a very feminine voice spoke, "...good point."

The tree suddenly began to deteriorate revealing a small elevator. Snew p. got inside and was followed closely by his smaller friend. Once inside the elevator began to move indicating that it was going down. After a minute or two of classic elevator music it stopped and opened. Instead of a swamp, a metallic room was before them. It looked decent but had the crazy villain who should probably take medication spin on it. There vials, machinery of all kinds, and a sign that read: Lair Sweet Lair.

Suddenly the female voice from before spoke as the two changelings noticed a red furred Unicorn, "Hey Snew P., it's nice to see you again.". She had a black mane with white zigzags decorating it. Wood Stalk was unable to see her Cutie Mark at the moment as she was wearing a black trench coat reaching down to her back hooves. She wore a dark grey driving cap the that somehow stayed on her head though she was upside down.

Wait...upside down?

Wood Stalk took a double take and noticed the mare was indeed upside down. Before he could state his confusion she spoke once again, "How's my favorite changeling?"

Snew P. smiled and waved his hoof as if to say, "Same old, same old."

The Mare smiled, "Well I'm glad." She then glanced over at Wood Stalk. Reaching out with a hoof she said, "Hi there. I'm Blaze Blade. Who are you?"

Wood Stalk shook hands with the strange mare, although it was weird due to her position, and introduced himself, "l l l lll l l."

Blaze Blade stared at the yellow changeling for a few seconds before breaking the silence, "I'm sorry...what?"

Snew P., using a few hand signals, indicated that Wood Stalk could only speak one language while thinking Here's Joe Translator talking to a native and sealing the peace treaty between two kingdoms.

Due to Blaze Blade's lack of Wood Stalk's language she did not notice the nervous stuttering as he looked at the (in his opinion) beautiful mare.

"So I can't understand him?"

Snew P. shook his head.

"Hmmm. Well...maybe you could ask him something for me..."

"l ll lll l!!"

"He does remember that I can't understand him right?" Asked Blaze Blade as Wood Stalk continued to shout his protests. Snew P. simply nodded his head.

Blaze was still unsure, "And your sure he's okay with this?"

Another nod.

"Alrighty then." The red mare began to turn on the machine that Wood Stalk was attached to, "This won't hurt a bit Woody." She activated the switch, "...for the first five seconds."

Machinery began to move. Gears spun, electricity crackled, spines shivered. Before long a continuous wurring could be heard from the constant action.

"I...I think it's wor...!" Before Blaze's sentence could end the device exploded. After the dust settled, a red hoof reached out from under the rubble, as did a hole filled hoof. Blaze Blade worked her way out from under the wreckage. She and Snew P., after he escaped from the said wreckage, started searching for the little changeling.

Here's Joe Miner searching the yellow diamond of Kazyakastan.

After about an hour of searching a voice rang out.

"ll l lllll ll l!!!" Both Blaze Blade and Snew P. turned around to see their yellow friend. He looked perfectly normal.

"Wood Stalk!" The red mare shouted and she rushed over to the changeling, "Are you okay? I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't have done that, maybe if we try again we can get you back to norm...hey. There's nothing wrong with you." She was right. Nothing was amiss with the little changeling. At least that's what they thought before fire erupted around the Wood Stalk. Both Blaze and Snew P. were shocked at this, Snew P. more so, before Blaze laughed and spoke.

"Haha...don't worry Woody I can fix this. It's not the first time it's happened."

One experiment later

"Come back soon!"

After say their goodbyes both Snew P. and Wood Stalk, no longer bursting into flames, left the secret lab trenched through the swamp once again.

"Hey Snew..." Wood Stalk began and soon as they were out of hearing range, "Do you think you could...do something for me?"

Snew P. turned his head to acknowledge the question.

Wood Stalk nervously asked, "Do you think...um...you could get me...a...a date...with Blaze Blade?"

Snew P's. thoughts sprung into action here's Joe Match Maker planning out the perfect date.

Author's Note

This was a special chapter and I hope you liked it. BTW the next chapter will not be about the date, that comes later.
I'd also like to say that last chapter had a guest appearance of Silent Knight from the story Memoirs of a Royal Guard (I don't know if the Canterlot invasion was from this one or the second book).
Thank you alfonso_rd_33 for being both loyal to my story and congrads on being the first to notice Silent Knight.

Bye!

The Red Baron

This chapter comes after the episode To Where and Back Again. The suggestion for this chapter was made by phantomlord01

Here's the World War I Flying Ace getting into his Sopwith Camel. The famous pilot had been given a mission: To hunt down the Red Baron and shoot him down.

"Contact!" ,he shouts.

"Mommy, why is that changeling talking to himself?" A light blue changeling asked her mother.

"Just keep walking dear. You'll learn about him when your old enough."

The World War I Flying Ace takes off in search of his prey. Flying over the lands of Prance he sees something in the distance.

OH NO! The Red Baron has seen me! The Flying Ace makes a hard turn in an attempt to maneuver the enemy plane. But it is too late! Bullets flying through the air meet their target. I'm going down! Tell my story!

The Flying Ace, after crash landing in enemy territory, makes his way across the Prench country side. He must make back to the aerodrome to get a new plane so he can complete his mission. After crossing the border to friendly lands, he sees a house in the distance. The Flying Ace hurries to the building. The door is wide open so the pilot walks right in. Slowly he creeps through the house and through the hall. He hears the sound of running water. The changeling walks toward a door where the sound is coming from. Bursting through the door he says, "Do not be alarmed. I am merely looking for shelter."

"AAAAAAHHH! What are you doing in here?!" A purple female changeling in a bathrobe screams at the intruder, "Get out, get out, get out, get ,out!" The changeling, who for some reason could not speak, begins to depart as washing items are flung in his direction with surprisingly good accuracy.

Here's the World War I Flying Ace traveling across home after being brutally attacked by a, very attractive, Prench spy. The Flying Ace began his trek once again, this time with no interuptions.

Aw. There she is. Home Sweet Home.

The Flying Ace, after finally making it home walked up to the technicians. They looked at him expectantly waiting for good news. The look on the Flying Ace's face told the whole story. With all his might he yelled.

"Curse you Red Baron!"

Wood Stalk trotted through the newly made Changeling Castle, on his way to visit Snew P. when he accidently bumped into a changeling.

"Ow. Sorry 'bout that. I wasn't watching where I was going." Wood Stalk looked up at the changeling who had given such a heartfelt apology. He was a deep red color. Wood Stalk smiled spoke before remembering that no one understood.

"ll ll l llll l."

"No really it's my fault."

Wood Stalk froze. After a second or two he regained his composure and asked, "Yo...you understand me?"

The red changeling smiled in pride, "I know quite few languages if you must know." He then looked at his hoof which conveniently had a watch attached to it, "Uh oh. I'm sorry but really gotta leave.. see ya later!"

"Wait! I didn't get your name!" Wood Stalk said as the mysterious changeling took off.

Turning around the changeling, "My names' Red Baron. Bye!"

As the changeling galloped away, a single thought made it's way to Wood Stalks lips, "I fear for the kingdom when that pony meets Snew P."

Author's Note

In case your wondering, the parts where he "shouts" do not mean he actually speaks. Remember that it's part of his imagination.
In response to your comment alfonso_rd_33 I'm glad I can appeal to you and many of the readers who happen to find my story.
Bye ya'll!

Joe "insert word here"

For added entertainment listen to this while reading.

You're probably thinking that Changelings can't be good aren't you? Well, your wrong. There are good changelings. Don't forget however that there are bad Changelings as well. There is one changeling however who is neither good nor bad. His name is Snew P.

Snew was like any other Changeling. He was riddled with holes, he had chitin, he looked like an insect, and he fed off of love. However, Snew was very different from his Changeling associates. For one thing he didn't live in a hole in the wall like everyone else did. He lived in a doghouse. None of the changelings really know why.

Snew lived in a red doghouse that apparently is never scene from the front or back. One other thing that separated him from the other changelings was the fact that he was a mute. Yes that's right, a mute.

Anyway, today was just another average day and Snew wasn't going to let it go to waste. He woke as early as possible which basically meant 9:00 Am. He rushed to the bathroom he somehow was able to fit inside the little doghouse and brushed his razor sharp teeth. In fact, how he was able to fit an entire home inside his doghouse is completely beyond anyone.

I wonder what I should wear. Oh wait, changelings don't wear clothes. He thought and decided to simply go out and meet some of his "friends." He trotted out of the little building and took a breath of fresh air. Granted it wasn't fresh at all but he had to compromise. Now let's see, who should I visit fir...Oh! Is that #234?! Snew's face lit up and he dashed over to said changeling. As soon as he was close enough, Snew bumped #234's shoulder to acknowledge his presence. #234 turned and smiled.

"Hey Snew P.. How's it going?"

Snew simply shrugged his shoulders with a smile. He then pointed at #234.

"Oh me? I'm fine. Just got a mission to complete. I'll be back in about two days. Okay?"

Snew slumped a little but smiled none the less. He nodded his and watched as #234 left in the direction of the Changeling Castle. Oh well he thought I got a full day. I'm sure I can have fun tod...whoa. Before he could think Snew caught sight of a female changeling. Female changelings were hardly ever seen. They weren't like changeling queens. They were shorter and weren't royalty. Most of them however were only used for mating. Now and then when there wasn't an emergency there would be a generation or two that could choose only one mate.

I'd love to be hers. Then again I'd probably liked to be any female changelings mate since they're not seen much...wait second...is she coming this way?! Making sure his senses weren't playing games with him he noticed that she truly was coming in his direction. He knew this was his time to shine. He pulled a pair of sunglasses out and thought to himself here's Joe Cool waiting for his soon-to-be mare femalechangelingfriend. She got closer and closer until Snew realized she wasn't heading for him. She walked right by him and headed for a building labeled Breeding Center. Snew huffed here's Joe Cool saddened after being denied his possible relationship.

Here's Joe Spacepony getting a job as an astronaut.

Snew P. had his hoof extended towards an the CEO of NASA (National Astro Station of Awesomeness). He walked over to the shuttle and got inside of it. He signaled the tower that he was ready for take off. A loud voice began to speak.

Launch sequence iniciated.

Joe sat in his seat with sweat dripping down his forehead.

Launch in T minus 5...

This was his moment...

...4...

...this was his time to shine...

...3...

...this would be the day...

...2...

...he proved his worth!

...1...

...launch!

Several changelings gave awkward glances towards a certain red doghouse that had a changeling on top of it. Said changeling looked like he was screaming his head off but it was hard to tell since no sound came from him.

Joe Spacepony screamed as the space shuttle shook wildly and causing him to grip his seat tighter. He could feel pressure against his body as the speed of geaster and faster. Luckily because of his training he could withstand the pressure. Soon Joe tore through the atmosphere. looked around in awe at the beauty of the stars. It was amazing. It was past a description of words. He could only stare at the great expanse of tiny lights in an ever eternal darkness.

Joe Spaceman navigated his spaceship to the moon and landed. He put on his tanks and stepped out. Somehow trumpets were playing in the background. more instruments began to sound as he stepped forward on the planets lower gravity. It was so amazing until...

"HEY!"

Snew P. was startled as he stepped across a concert stage. He looked to the sound of the angry voice and there, standing before him, was the conductor of the changeling orchestra.

"What are you doing!? Get off the stage!" the changeling looked mad and a right to be.

Snew thought to himself AAH! A hideous Moon Monster! Take that vile filth! Snew pulled out a water gun sprayed the conductor before speeding off in another direction.

"Aaah! Get over here you menace! I'll rip you apart!" Thus the chase began.

Joe Super Hero stood atop a building in Manehatten. He looked across the city with his X-ray vision and observed the area.

Here's Joe Super Hero searching for crime to stop. he thought to himself. Sunddenly he saw some mare in an alley being chased. Joe used his super speed to rush to the alley in the blink of an eye. The criminal looked at him in fear.

"Oh no! It's Joe Super Hero! Run!" They screamed simultaneously. Joe Super Hero leapt at them and began to beat them up.

Snew P. for some strange reason was beating up a toy in the middle of the street. A little baby changeling looked at him in anger.

"Hey! Leave my dragon alone! Give it back!"

Snew P. Look over at the little changeling. his eyes went wide and he clutched his throat with an all to dramtic fall.

Ahh!! Kryptonite!

Author's Note

The female changeling mostly look like this.

Your probably thinking this story doesn't have a plot. Well guess what? It doesn't. At least not yet. I'm planning on making a few chapters of random adventures and then maybe make a seuql with something happening that send him on an adventure.

[Middles Stories Series] Sports

Yes yes yes. I know this is a very short chapter. Please bear (is it bare, bear, or beer?) with me.

"Catch Snew P." ,Wood Stalk yelled as he threw the Frisbee with all his might. Unfortunately he underestimated his strength as it went flying right over the mute changelings head. Snew P. sprinted in the direction the spinning disk was headed across the green pasture. The Frisbee was just above his head as he leapt for it. Due to his running he continued to sail through the air though he had caught the flying dinner plate. Instead of landing expertly on the grass he rammed smack into another changeling.

Ow. What the hec...oh In front of the little changeling was a huge massive figure. The fact that the figure was alive and not happy did not help things.

"Hey! Who's the wise gu..." The mammoth changeling looked at Snew P. and smiled, "Wait. I think I know you. You're that changeling that can't talk right?"

Snew P. slowly nodded his head.

A roar of laughter erupted from the enormous bug, "Haha! I never thought that I'd ever see the day when a creature was more pathetic than my little sister. Hahaha! I guess I was wrong."

Wood Stalk finally made his way to the boisterous laughter. He looked at the big changeling and then looked at Snew P. who had taken to glaring at the pony.

here's Joe Laser Eyes burning a whole threw his enemies skull. Snew P. noticed Wood Stalk standing next to him and began a couple of hoof gestures.

Wood Stalk was shocked, "Snew P. for goodness sake! I thought you didn't like cursing!"

"Hey! It's Gab Gab! Don't tell me you losers hang out together! Hahaha!"

Wood Stock turned his head to stare at the changeling who knew that awful nickname that honestly wasn't even clever. Suddenly his mind connected the dots and he recognized who the changeling was. Rock the Changeling, or as he was known in the fighting forces: Rock Hard. That beast of a changeling was the biggest and baddest of all the changeling. The way he acted though could give Queen Chrysalis a bad name, or at least a worst one then she already had.

Very unpleasant understandable words escaped the mouth of the short changeling. Rock Hard was not only the biggest bully but his favorite pass time was making fun Wood Stocks speech usage.

"The two biggest losers around hanging together. Well this is hilarious! HahahaOW...!"

During his tirade, Rock Hard was unable to see the Frisbee heading straight for his face. Wood Stock looked at Snew P. in bewilderment.

"What the heck did you do that for? We're dead meat now!"

Snew P. shrugged his shoulders before running.

"Get back here you little maggots!" Yelled Rock hard who's face was sporting a sizable mark on his nose.

Wood Stock took off in the same direction as Snew P. without further comment.