Squishy Desserts

by RecentlyDeceased

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Dark, Drama, Comedy, Horror
Length: 254

Cupcakes/muffins parody

OOOHHHH BOOOYYY this is about cupcakes or muffins and it kinda makes fun of it.
Like mentally advanced series. Yeah its crazy fam. applebloom gets arrested, derpy gets hit by a building
minkie gets CRUNK, and they all PAARRRTTTAAAYYYY

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-23 00:38:49 UTC

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"ma'am is applebloom here?" A police pony asked. "well applebloom an' her friends are out by sugarcube corner" Applejack said confused

"well if you see her give her this." he said leaving "wait... Is this yer phone number?"

applebloom hummed a tune while moving a box. *knock knock* She opened the door and saw the officer. "oh hi, could you hold on for a moment?" She closed the door. "HIDE THE FUCKING DRUGS!!!" she started to run as a spat (smiling pony attack team) broke through the windows. "Applebloom you are under arrest for the murder of diamond tiara.  Whatever you say will *burp* ugh hold on. *belch* there we go. uhh oh yea, whatever you say can and will be used in court against you." Applebloom looked at him "Who said i killed her?"  The officer looked pleased. "You did"

"heheheh hey hey y-you. guess what i did today. hehahe i went up to diamond tiara and i- hehe- I-i-ii- went *stabbing noises* oh oh my gawed that was funny. oh heheh I I'm gonna drink this here chair. Hahah byie!" Applebloom looked in embarrassment as she saw her drunk self talking to a blue mare. "well that's all the evidence we need. LOCK HER UP" applebloom smiled as the police grabbed twist and locked her up for good.

THHEEE EENNDD!

"But grandpa, why did twist go to jail?"

That's because no pony likes twist. except for you. yeah you. i see you reading this. YOU, YOU LITTLE LOSER ARE MAKING ME PEEVED!