Equestria's Next Cereal Brand Series: Fruity Yummy Lyra.

by Ms Private Pansy

Rating: teen
Tags: Lyra, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Bon-Bon, Random
Length: 923

A opening to become Equestria's next big mascot in the cereal world. Causes all of Equestria to send in thier tapes and recipes for the next big cereal. Who will win and who will lose it all in the crunchy world of breakfast brands.

Cover Art By. Know Your Meme. As far back as i could trace it.

When Equestria is searching for thier next new cereal mascot. Everypony in the land decides to share thier own recipes and ideas of what it could be.

What you are about to see, are the tapes sent in from all over Equestria.

Sequel To Luna Pops Cereal.

Lyra did her best to create a brand of cereal that has the most fruity blend ever!

It's not her fault it keeps coming out tasting to mint.

Rated T For Mild Sexual Wordplay.

Published 2017-03-25 01:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-25 01:30:01 UTC

Mint To Be.

Fruity Yummy Lyra Cereal. ( Now with Hand Mallows?)

The screen sparks to life as Lyra is smiling in front of the camera happily, her minty coat shimmering from a soothing wash just minutes ago. Her mane neatly brushed into her usual style, she stood on her hind hooves beside a bed which was not her own.

"Fruity Yummy Lyra Cereal. The best part of everyday!" The mare squeed aloud as she lifted the sheet off a sleeping mare with her magic.

Bon-Bon shivered softly for a few seconds. Her eyes out of focus and tired, she gazed around the room in confusion a small pool of drool hanging off the side of her muzzle.

"Mrphhh..a le wo?" She yawned widely with a soft squeak as her ears folded back. Mane wild and tangled while dark bags hung under her eyes.

"I made you breakfast Bon-Bon! A nice bowl of Fruity Yummy..." Lyra began to speak loudly in almost a scream, voice filled with untold excitement.

Bon-Bon winced aloud from the loud noise, head tilting to the left side a bit from the sudden intake of noise. Tired and beady eyes gazing to her best friend.

"I don't want any of your nasty cereal!" The cream mare snapped in a stern tone of voice, soft hooves slowly rubbing her own temples.

"But it's filled with over nine fruity flavors!" Lyra smirked to the camera as she gave a flirty wink.

"No it just taste like mint. I can smell it from here." The mare rolled her eyes, gazing away from the camera.

"Just eat it and smile!"

"No! Just turn off the camera and go away!"

"I can't! I have only one tape and the camera is on its last hooves! I turn it off now it might not come back on!"

"Can't I have some kind of solitude!" Bon-Bon glared to her friend from the bed, before jumping off to the ground and stretching slowly.

"You can! If you just eat my dang cereal!" Lyra scrunched her muzzle up cutely as she lifted up the camera with her magic, watching as Bon-Bon trotted to her bathroom with a eyeroll.

"This might take some time. Please come back on."Lyra sheepishly giggled before the screen faded to black.

The camera sparked back to life within a steamy bathroom, hot water running in the shower before the camera, the slender shadow of Bon-Bon seen through the curtain.

"The people things with thier awesome hands, will totally get a kick out of this!"Lyra smiled to the camera with a laugh. Her voice blocked out by a odd humming noise.

With a flash of minty green magic, the shower curtain shot back revealing a drenched mare in absolute shock. Her cheeks blushing a dark red as she did her best to hide her shame.

Lyra giggling jumped playfully into the shower with her, mane flowing down swiftly as the hot water ran across her coat. Bon-Bon glaring to her in anger, lifting a hoof to swipe.

The mint colored mare quickly taking out a bowl of cereal magically from behind herself. Only to have a cream colored hoof smack it off to the side, milk and cereal falling across the tiled floor.

Lyra glared in annoyance, her ears folding back slowly. Within a few seconds she lifted her hoof up and roughly booped her friend on the muzzle. Bon-Bon gazing to her in surprise before pushing her back rough.

Lyra quickly lost her balance as her hoof slipped upon a bar of soap. The mint colored mare sliding across the tub wildly. Bon-Bon screamed aloud as she fell to into the tub as well, both mares flailing wildly.

Lyra quickly bit the shower curtain to try and regain balance. Yet Bon-Bon lifted up to grab her by the back, both falling again with a thud. The floral curtain covering both ponies.

The camera soon fading to black.

The camera sparks back to life. Yet now nothing can be seen except complete darkness. Lyra giggles softly as you can now hear her perfectly.

"Oh Bon-Bon! I totally fixed my camera this time."

"Whoop-dee-do..."

"Why must you put all my dreams to rest?"

"I don't. I just hate being assaulted in my own bathroom!"

"I just want to have my own brand of cereal!"

"Who would want to see your ugly face in the morning!?"

"Just eat my cereal!"

"Never!"

"Eat Fruity Yummy Lyra!"

Loud crashing can be heard as if a mare jumped up upon a kitchen table. Soon sounds of struggling can be heard as chairs and glasses are being tossed about and shattering,

"Mmmmprhhh...No!"

"Eat ME!"

"Oh dear Celestia! It taste like month old mint!"

"Yeah! Eat it all!"

"It's so wet and soggy..."

"Mmmmm. Deeper! Eat it! Eat it!"

"Mmmmprh! "Gag" Mmmmprh!"

"Mmmmm. Ohhh yesss! You like it when I force you to eat me Bon-Bon?"

"Ohhh! "Gag." Why does it have so much hair on it?"

"Because when I was making it ,I was shedding!"

The sound of the camera fades away before shutting off.

The camera quickly cuts back on as it shows Lyra holding her own box of cereal smiling happy and winking.

"Fruity Yummy Lyra Cereal: When You're Minty, You Can't Help But Be Fruity!"

The camera pans over to Bon-Bon with her mane and coat frazzled out beyond repair. A stone serious expression across her face as she softly spits out a long strand of hair.

"It was "sigh" Yummy In My Tummy."