A day in Ponyville

Chapters

Morning at Sugarcube Corner
Flare teaches Dusk a very important lesson
A day at the spa
At the farm
An end of a normal day

Morning at Sugarcube Corner

It was midmorning when the ponies began to tread into Sugarcube Corner, with a small private party set up for the nation's heros.

It was also where Rainbow Blitz, walking in with Elusive, paused, looked at a yellow earth pony for five seconds and fell over in laughter, holding his sides as he rolled on the floor. Elusive simply snickered, shaking his heads as the Earth pony in question sighed heavily.

“Yeah yeah, laugh it up,” Applejack grumbled holding her hat over her face. “Zicoro ain’t home and there ain’t any potion to turn me back ta normal.”

“Well, I can say this, AJ,” Blitz said through his chuckling. “I’m never letting you forget this!”

“Yer a real dick,” Applejack growled.

“At least I still have one,” Blitz grinned, ducking the tossed donut from a furious Apple.

“And that, Flare, is Rainbow Blitz in almost a perfect nutshell,” Dusk Shine said, gesturing from an orange pegasus to Rainbow Blitz wedging himself in next to Butterscotch who was sitting next to Bubble Berry. On the opposite side was this Flare, followed by Dusk Shine and then the female Applejack.

“Hey, I’m not all dick jokes,” Blitz said as Elusive pushed him even closer to the yellow pegasus.

“Yes, he has a fantastic tongue too, wonderful wings and makes the cutest sounds if you squeeze him like this,” Elusive leaned over and hugged Blitz’s sides under his wings. Blitz squeaked, face reddening as everypony started to laugh.

“Well,” Dusk said as he began to process what Elusive said. “That was more information than I ever wanted to learn about you Blitz.” He then tilted his head towards the pegasus. “This is Flare Warden, by the way. She’s-”

“The pony version of that girl from the other side of that mirror in your castle?” Blitz asked through a full mouth of his morning snack.

“The what version of who that lives in a mirror in your castle, Prince Dusk Shine?” Flare Warden hissed, glaring at the alicorn next to her.

“Blitz!”

“My, I can see it, in how you described her hair and face to us before,” Elusive said, tilting his head.

Flare Warden narrowed her eyes with Dusk now looking at the unicorn. “Elusive!”

“Although she doesn’t smell like you said she did,” Butterscotch said softly, blushing.

Flare tapped the table and leaned into look at Dusk. “You know what this other me smells like, Prince Dusk Shine of Friendship?”

“Butterscotch!”

“An’ she has them curves ya’ll rambled about,” Applejack said, looking at the pegasus as she reached for a breakfast muffin.

“You talked to your friends about how my body looks?” Flare seemed to be pushing Dusk backwards, her ears sharp in agitation while Dusk's were folded back in fear.

“Applejack!”

“And I’m Bubble Berry, and he has this biiiiiiig list about all the things he learned about her in his secret drawer in his bedroom,” the pink pony giggled with Flare Warden tensing up before grabbing the alicorn by the neck and pulled his head close to hers.

“You will explain this to me and we will have a talk about this later, understand?” she spoke sharply, waiting for the the alicorn to nod in affirmation before letting go.

“Bubble Berry,” Dusk glared at his friend. “WHY‽”

“Because I knew you would try to hide the list and I would only get in massive trouble with her later on so I decided to help you out now by telling her about the list before any hijinks happen,” the pink pony said while nomming some cupcakes.

“I thank you for that, mister Berry,” Flare Warden nodded her head while reaching for a pastry.

“Oh please call me Bubble Berry, any friend of Dusky is a friend of mine and I love to make new friends although I doubt I can be the same type of friend you are with Dusky as you two are sleeping with each other and I know that Dusky is straighter than an arrow.”

“Wait, a second, Dusk had sex‽” Blitz shouted, causing everypony to look at them with Elusive grabbing Blitz’s ear and tugging it down.

“Decorum!” Elusive hissed as Dusk and Flare blushed horribly with Applejack facehoofing and Bubble giggling the entire time. “We don’t shout those things out loud as it is very improper!”

“Geeze, I made a mistake, okay?” Blitz grumbled, rubbing his ear.

“But in any case, may I introduce myself properly,” Elusive leaned over the table to shake her hoof while smacking the back of Blitz’s head. “I am Elusive Belle, proud owner of the Carousel Boutique and it is a pleasure to meet the mare that has captured our dear friend’s attention so thoroughly.”

“Likewise Elusive,” she said, shaking the hoof.

“I’m Rainbow McDanger Blitz, Wonderbolt extraordinaire and capable of creating a sonic rainboom,” the blue pony boasted, puffing his chest out. “No doubt you’ve heard of me, right?”

“Yes and beyond being of the Bearers of Harmony and being briefed on each of you, everypony remembers how you acted in that Grand Galloping Gala,” she said watching Blitz deflate. “Further to the point, you’ve been in only one Wonderbolt show so far and that was as a backup flier.”

“...shutup…” Blitz muttered under his breath, pouting with his hooves crossing his chest.

Snickering at her friend, Applejack tipped her hat towards the pegasus. “Well, Ah already introduced mahself, but Ah’ll do it again.” She pushed Dusk’s head towards the table and reached over his back to shake the mare’s hoof. “Ah ain’t normally a mare but Ah got hit by some Poison Joke and Ah’m stuck like this until Zicoro the zebra gets home or a certain somepony’s marefriend helps me out!”

“You raaaaaaang,” Eris cooed out from above them before stretching out the space so the draconequus could be sitting next to Butterscotch. “Nice to see you again, Flare and by the way, catch.”

Eris tossed a golden object that Flare caught in her hoof. Her eyes went wide before stuffing it into a pocket in her armour.

“Thank you so much Eris,” Flare Warden said gratefully, beaming at the draconequus who was drinking in some ceramic and tossing away the morning tea.

“Eh, least I could do. We both enjoyed it, right Butters?” she asked, pulling the pegasus closer with her tail.

“Yes,” he said softly, blushing as he looked away from Flare Warden.

“So what do you want, AJ?” Eris asked as she fixed the stetson hat now on her head, the farmer pulling back in surprise at the lack of her hat.

“Turn me back into a stallion, if y’all don’t mind,” Applejack said, shaking her long mane out of her face.

“Sure thing,” Eris said as she absently rubbed against Butterscotch. “Just promise me one favour, okay?”

“Deal,” Applejack said with a determined look on her face. With that, Eris snapped her fingers and Applejack was Applejack again, with a bulge in his throat.

Applejack was smiling broadly when Eris held up a blue flower in his face. “Time to collect my favour, Applejack,” she grinned as she blew the powder from the Poison Joke into his face. Coughing, Applejack waved a hoof only to realize that something was missing again.

“REALLY‽” she shouted, slamming her hooves into the table.

Eris simply laughed before vanishing with the stetson rolling onto the table and falling onto the mare’s lap. With a loud snort, Applejack put her hat back on with Blitz snickering at his post.

“So…” Elusive tapped the table. “What do we call you for the time being?”

“Applejack, silly. That’s Applejack’s mare name,” Bubble Berry said with a smile on his face with everypony staring at him.

Elusive sighed, shaking his head. “I know I will regret asking this, but can you please explain yourself? What do you mean by mare name?”

“I know that if Applejack were suddenly a mare, she would be called Applejack while you would be called Rarity, and you would be called Rainbow Dash, Butters will be Fluttershy, Dusky would be Twilight Sparkle, Flarey would be Flash Sentry and I’d be Pinkie Pie.”

Dusk Shine tapped the table before letting out a tiny sigh. “While Twilight Sparkle actually feels perfect and I am going to guess everypony here feels the same,” he received nods from his friends save for Berry who was busy eating more cupcakes. “How did you know that?”

“I had to make sure I had parties ready for any eventuality, including alternative versions of ourselves visiting,” Bubble Berry said it as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

“I truly despise the fact that that makes perfect sense,” Elusive said sighing into his hoof.

“Have you yet to throw a party for another version of you?” Flare asked, causing five of the ponies around her to shudder in fear of another Bubble Berry with Bubble Berry grinning at the prospect of a double Berry Party.

“Not yet, I am hoping to one day to be allowed to visit the human world so I can meet my double!”

“So....” Dusk said, changing the topic. “What are everypony’s plans for today?”

Blitz perked his head up, saying “I’m going to do some practic-”

“Nope, we’re going to the spa,” Elusive said with a smirk on his face.

“But, but, but-”

"I know you have a butt," Elusive said with his smirk growing. "And quite the nice one too."

"ELUSIVE!"

"That's not getting you out of our bet, though. I won it, and so you are spending the day at the spa with me." The white unicorn's smirk grew. "Or are you trying to break your promise?"

Blitz sighed and facehoofed. "No, I'm not."

"Good."

“Speaking of dragging winged ponies to places,” Flare turned her head to look at Dusk. “We are going to this human world and we are going to see this other me.”

“But I thought you wanted to a flyover and get a lay of the town,” Dusk said, gulping.

“That was until I learned that you were preening over a different me,” Flare said, poking his chest with a hoof.

“I’m never going to live that down, am I?” Dusk groaned, head pressed against the table.

“Nope,” Flare said as she rubbed his head. “I will never, ever, let you let live this down.”

“So…” Dusk said, still faceplanting against the table. “What about the rest you guys?”

“Ah going to do some work on the farm. Just because Ah’m a mare don’t mean Ah can’t do my chores,” Applejack said, placing her hoof on the table before letting out a sigh. “Gramps won’t let me.”

“But I guess you don’t have to do all the heavy stuff,” Blitz said, shoveling some more food down his mouth.

“Excuse me partner?” Applejack glared at her friend with Butterscotch meeping and hiding behind his mane.

“Well, you’re a mare right now,” Blitz said, waving a hoof around.

“And what does that mean?” Flare Warden said icely towards the now panicking Blitz.

“I-I-I,” Blitz began to stammer. “No no, I mean that you’re not a stallion anymore and you’re used to having a stallion’s strength-”

“Are you callin’ me weak just ‘cause I’m a mare?” Applejack glared at him. “‘Cause if you are, I can whup your tail any day I want, mare or not!”

“Likewise, and unlike the ‘bolts, I am trained to deal with troublesome ponies,” Flare Warden said with a glare of her own.

“Excuse me, I do believe Blitz was just making a harmless comment there and I do know for a fact that ‘whupping’ his flanks may not get you the results you desire.”

“ELUSIVE!” Blitz shouted, blushing across his entire face, slouching in his seat.

“Sorry, sorry, that was completely improper of me to share,” Elusive said with his own blush, looking very guilty.

Applejack looked at the two, from Blitz to Elusive and then back to the pegasus before her eyes went wide. “Really‽” she shouted. “All those times Ah yanked ya snoozing plot down from mah trees, all the times Ah pulled your tail, it was just a ploy for you to get your kicks‽”

“What, nonononoNO,” Blitz began to shake his head. “I mean, yeah I did like it but I swear, it was stuff that... happened.”

Applejack started at her friend before letting out an annoyed grunt. “Ah know you ain’t lying, but… seriously? Why by Solaris’s beard did ya never say anything?”

“I feel I am missing something here, what am I missing?” Dusk asked, looking around the table.

“From what I can gather, your friend Blitz likes to be victim of rough sex and gets off on being abused,” Flare Warden said, causing Dusk to blush as he once again learned too much about his friends.

“Actually, I’m into bondage and being the sub,” Blitz piped up. “All that heavy stuff is a bit offputting and I can’t really get into now as I am a ‘bolt.”

“Understandable; we Guards can’t really let our personal private lives leak over and it would be very awkward to explain that the bruise you have is not due to work but some private fun time with your special somepony,” Flare said, smiling at the other pegasus. “Trust me, nopony wants to go through the classes of what is okay and what is not okay more than once.”

“Tell me about it,” Blitz said with a huff. “If I have to attend one more It’s not okay to bang your coworker seminar because Raindasher can’t stop bragging, I’ll scream.”

Flare giggled, shaking her head. “Artemis’s bat ponies are normally good but quite a number of them have got a talking-to due to them swapping stories about their wing fetishes,” she said with a roll of her eyes. “Moon Dancer, for example; stellar mare and guard but flash a wing at her and-”

“We know,” Blitz and Elusive said in unison, both smirking.

“Ooo, do I need to make a party for her too?” Bubble Berry asked with a wide grin on his face.

“No, she said she had to go back to Canterlot after we finished up in the showers,” Blitz said before turning to face Elusive. “How did we fit three ponies in your shower, anyways?”

“I am quite frankly at a loss myself but I am not complaining,” Elusive said with a smirk reaching his eyes.

“Me neither buddy,” Blitz said with big grin on his face. “And what did I tell you about bat ponies?”

“Oh yes, I swear while your tongue is simply amazing, what her tongue can do,” Elusive began to fan himself, a blush across his nose.

“Yeah,” Flare cooed. “Prehensile tongues are the best.”

“Eeeyup,” Applejack said, grinning to herself with everypony looking at her. “What? Ah had a tumble with some bat pony farmers in the past.”

“I think I know what you are talking about, but I’m kinda nervous to say it as Blitz would tease me,” Dusk said.

“Dude, I’d…” Blitz paused and tilted his head, ears flicking as he thought. “Eh, actually, yeah, I’d tease you for not knowing what a blowjob is.”

“I know what a blowjob is, I am not that inept,” Dusk hissed, cheeks red.

“Well, it’s my job to teach you, so I might need to do a review with you later, Dusk,” Flare said with a husky tone, with Dusk opening his mouth and raising a hoof before his eyes opened up. Closing his mouth and lowering his hoof, he nodded his head with Blitz smiling with pride. “Good, you passed your first test; understanding double meaning,” she said with a chirp, booping his nose. “You get a blanket for when you sleep on the couch tonight.”

“But wait, it’s my cast-”

“Dude, you’re sleepin on the couch,” Blitz said.

“But we’re not sharing a be-”

“You are sleeping on the couch,” Elusive said.

“But-”

“You’re sleeping on the couch partner,” Applejack said.

“Bu-”

“Trust us, Dusk, you are sleeping alone on the couch,” Butterscotch said.

Dusk opened his mouth to protest again when Bubble Berry leaned across the table. “Do I need to throw a you-are-sleeping-on-the-couch party for you?”

Dusk let out a tiny sigh, hanging his head. “I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.”

“Good colt,” Flare patted his head before turning to face Butterscotch and Bubble Berry. “We all know what Dusk and I are doing, but what about you two?”

“I’ve got to tend to my animals,” Butterscotch said with a weak smile.

“I’ve got so many parties to plan for-wait, is throwing a party about bondage in bad taste?” Bubble Berry tapped his chin with everypony doing a spit take.

“I would say so, dear,” Mrs. Cake said, surprising all the youths. “Also, while I do not mind you all having such a healthy sex life, I would kindly ask you all to keep it down as this is a family diner and I would very much like it if my children’s first words were not penis, bondage or the like.”

“Yes ma’am,” they chorused in unison before beginning to depart.

Author's Note

Welp it begins again and this time, you get to have a say!

Well, in deciding who goes first.

Will it be Applejack at the farm, Rainbow Blitz and Elusive at the spa or Dusk Shine and Flare Warden at the human world?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12601449

YOU TELL ME!

Flare teaches Dusk a very important lesson

Dusk Shine stepped out the side and held the door open for Flare Warden, as it was proper and what Solaris had taught him when being with a mare.

It seemed to work, with the mare tipping her head slightly in approval. She had her helmet tucked under her wing, standing tall and proud in her polished armour.

“A proper gentlecolt,” she said with a pouting Rainbow Blitz storming past and a very perky Elusive trotting through the open door. “And you understand that this does not excuse the fact you were swooning over this alternative version of me.”

“Yes Flare, “ Dusk said meekily. “I am sorry, Flare.”

“I do believe you and in some time, I will bring this back up against you and then the lesson will be complete,” Flare said with a smirk on her face as they began to walk back to his castle, with Dusk holding back a sigh. He was well aware of what guilt was and how pointless it was to fight it. “So tell me, what exactly is this whole mirror deal about?”

“Well,” Dusk said, scratching the back of his head as they walked back to his castle. “It is this magical conduit that connects our world to an alternate version of our own populated by beings called humans. They do not have any magic present there naturally,” Dusk watched her nod with interest, showing that he wasn’t going overboard with his technical explanations. “So far, almost everyone I have meet there has a pony counterpart, including Prince Solaris and Prince Artemis. The only exception is Sunset Glare, Solaris’s previous student; neither he or I can find any presence of his counterpart’s existence.”

“Are there any other divergences are present, Dusk Shine?” she asked as they turned the corner.

“Yes,” Dusk replied with a chuckle. “It seems that for some reason, it has Solaris as the principal of Equestria High School, opposed to the actual leader of the land.” He then let out a bigger laugh. “For the most part, everypony here is a teenager on the other side.”

He was still laughing when he noticed that Flare Warden had stopped walking and was giving him a Look. It was not the Stare or his mother’s The Look, but it was very close and he was aware that he had just done something very wrong.

“Excuse me, but I believe you just said that everypony there, me included, is a teenager on the other side of that magical mirror in your crystal castle, Prince Dusk Shine of Friendship and Alicorn of Magic,” she said through clenched teeth, her wings pressed to her side.

“I am too!” Dusk shouted, his mane fraying out of fright of the guard in front of him. “I mean, when I am on the other side, I become a teenaer and I am in so much trouble, aren’t I?”

“Yes you are, your majesty, saviour of Equestria and Bearer of the Element of Magic of Harmony, one sixth of the greatest magic artifacts in the known world,” Flare Warden said acidly, stalking over to jab a hoof into his chest with him squeaking. “I do not have words, my grace, to fully express my thoughts, Prince Dusk Shine, nor do I think they will be appropriate to be said without a silence spell to dull what I say so that the young do not hear me, your majesty.” With a flick of her mane, she placed her helmet on and stood very still. “Please lead on, your majesty, so you and I can examine this magical artifact.”

Dusk looked at her and then at the front doors of his castle and decided that it would be prudent not to bring up that they were already there. Also, it would be safer for him and his potential progeny if he kept his mouth shut.

Opening the door, he saw Starbeam Glow looking at him and then at Flare. Neither of the two got along just yet, his student was still a bit apprehensive being near a guard and Flare clearly didn’t trust him being a former cult leader. It was something he would work on; he couldn’t have his student and possible marefriend hating each other. Solaris, he knew that once Barb got back from visiting his dad, he would have to make sure his sister got along with Flare as he did not want to get into the middle of them having a fight.

“Hello Starbeam,” Dusk said, smiling at his student. “How are you?”

“I’m good,” he said carefully, looking at Flare. “What brings you two home so soon?”

“His majesty, Prince Dusk Shine of Equestria and Friendship, informed me of another mare that lives in a magical mirror that he fancies is an alternative version of me who also happens to be a teenager,” Flare Warden said, with Starbeam wincing.

“I swear I can-” Dusk began to stammer when Flare glared at him and his voice fled him. Hanging his head low, Dusk led her to the room where he kept the Crystal Mirror and stood in front of it with Flare standing to him.

“So this is it?” she asked, the hostility in her voice starting to bleed away. She took a few steps forwards, tilting her head as she examined the mirror.

“Yes,” Dusk nodded his head, walking to the front of it.

“How do you activate it?” she asked him, tilting her head.

Feeling that he was getting back onto her good side, he gestured with a wing and said, “You just need to walk through it.”

With a look at him, Flare shrugged her shoulders and stepped close to the mirror. Placing a hoof on it which sunk in, she turned to look at him again before starting to walk inside of it with Dusk right behind her.

Reaching out with a hand to steady her, Dusk found themselves out in front of the statue, staring up at the school.

Flare, for the most part, seemed to be adjusting well, taking in her surroundings with a clinical eye.

“I can see what you mean,” Flare said, looking at the students passing by. “I can see a majority of Ponyville as students, meaning that there is age difference between our two worlds that equates us into being slightly younger.” She then raised her hand to her face. “We look like minotaurs, in a manner. I’m going to guess that like them, they have a nudity taboo that relates to mammaries being a sexaulized body part, only for the humans, it goes for the whole body.” She then pushed her sleeve up and frowned. “No, they don’t have fur so it works as a covering from the elements, I gather. And I’ve noticed that my skin matches my fur and…” she reached up and pulled some hair down in front of her eyes. “And my mane is the same. Anything else Dusk?”

Dusk Shine was simply speechless, with his heart thundering in his head. He never knew how sexy hearing someone doing some observation could be, but he was sure that he could live off of her describing stuff for the rest of his life.

“I don’t think so,” Dusk mumbled, still lovestruck. Flare let out a sound of confusion, turning around to look at him and then let out a snort and covered her mouth to block said snort from coming out further. “What?”

“I… it’s just that,” she started to giggle. “I don't know how I know this but tell me, Dusky, that’s nerdish clothes, right?”

Dusk frowned at this, looking at his own clothes, seeing the sweater over his button-up shirt with his purple pants that had his cutie mark on it. “I don’t think they’re nerdy-”

“By the princes, you are wearing a sweater over a button-up shirt!” She started to laugh, placing her hands over her sides. “Oh, this is perfect. That outfit is perfect for you!”

“Hey,” Dusk began to protest but she continued to laugh with Dusk feeling a mixture between insulted and happy at the same time.

Holding a hand up to tell him to wait, Flare Warden continued to laugh until she got all the giggles out of her system. Tapping his foot as he waited for her to be done, Flare finally let out a big sigh and stood up after being bent over with laughter. Wiping away a tear, she shook her head and smiled at him.

“So, care to lead on?” she asked, holding her arm out for him take it. Following what he had been taught, he hooked it with his and began to lead her to the school.

...Promptly to be tackle-hugged by a pink-skinned, pink-haired person. “Oh my gosh, I can’t believe to hear that my bestest pal has a girlfriend!”

“Bubble Berry, space,” Dusk groaned, trying to break his friend’s hold but like his friend back home, it was impossible. “And how did you know? I didn’t know we’re dating...wait I-”

“Because first off, egghead, he has his Berry Sense,” the rainbow hair teenager said as he walked over with a smirk. He was followed by human Elusive, Applejack, Butterscotch and Sunset Glare, all smiling at seeing their friend. “And you would need to be told that you're dating someone.”

Rainbow Blitz was grinning until Applejack elbowed him with Blitz groaning. Reaching into his pocket, he passed some bills over to the farmer. “Happy?”

“Sure thing, partner,” Applejack said, counting the cash before putting it away in his wallet. “Goes to show you for betting against Berry’s senses.”

“Oh like Dusk getting a girlfriend is believable,” Blitz snorted, rolling his eyes. “Next you’ll tell me that he lost his virginity.”

“Actually,” Dusk blushed, but stopped himself as he wasn’t sure that this was something that he was allowed to say.

“You’re joking,” Blitz said with his mouth hanging low.

“We did the deed and he made the earth move for me,” Flare said with some pride in her voice, smiling contently.

“Damn,” Blitz whistled, looking very proud before Applejack elbowed him again, the farmer looking very happy with his vicious grin on his face. “Oh come on dude, I didn't mean that bet and where the hell am I going to get a cheerleader's uniform without it being sketchy?”

“Ain’t mah problem, partner, but Ah do expect you to be a man of your word,” Applejack’s grin grew as Blitz let out an anguished cry.

“So,” Elusive said, trying to change the topic. “What brings you two here?”

“I was informed that Prince Dusk Shine,” oh my title, she was mad again, Dusk thought to himself. “Was attracted to this world’s version of me and I decided to check things out.”

“Dude, why would you tell her about that‽” Blitz facepalmed, groaning with the rest of his friends. “How could you be so dumb?”

“Actually, it was our Rainbow Blitz that informed me of this other mare,” Flare said, jabbing a finger into the athlete's chest.

“Oh,” Blitz blinked, pulling back as the rest of the humans and two former students of Solaris started to laugh.

“I can give her a call if you want, Flare,” Sunset Glare said while pulling out his phone. “She knows some of Equestria but not…” He trailed off, wondering how to continue.

“Not of me, as his majesty Dusk Shine did not see it important to tell her?” Flare asked, with a steel look directed at Dusk.

“To be be fair, I only learned you about you after I learned about her,” Dusk said, blinking as Flare narrowed her eyes.

“Then I am your second choice, Prince Dusk Shine?” she asked sharply.

“What, no, that’s not what I meant, I mean-” Dusk stopped himself and look apprehensively at her. “There is no way I can say the right thing, can I?”

“No you cannot,” Flare Warden said with a huff, with Berry, Applejack, Blitz and Elusive laughing. The other students simply ignored them, a majority moving into the campus. There was a sole exception with a blue haired girl wearing a black jacket over a white t-shirt and blue jeans who walked over. She, like Flare Warden, were wearing tall long black boots and on the white t-shirt was a blue shield with a lightning bolt emblem.

Both Flare Warden and Flare Warden looked at each other, blinking in confusion.

“So you weren’t pulling my leg,” Flare said to Sunset. “There is another me.”

“So this is what I look as a human,” Flare said to Dusk. “I can see why you were so smitten by me, on both sides.”

“You were?” Flare turned to face Dusk, the purple young man blushing.

“Yes, he was,” Flare said to Flare, smiling as she placed her hands on her waist. “He was a lovestruck colt when we first properly, and his friends on our side told me he was the same when he met you.” Flare giggled at this, smiling back at Flare. Flare moved her right hand from her waist and held it out to Flare. “I’m Flare Warden, the first guard of Prince Dusk Shine there.”

“It’s nice to meet you, Flare,” Flare said, shaking her hand. “I’m just Flare Warden, all time student and guitar player.”

“Oh you play too?” Flare asked, her eyes going wide. “Me too!”

“Wow, fancy that!” Flare said with a smile. “I wonder what else we’ve got in common.”

Both of them began to walk off to the side to talk in a low hush, with Dusk’s friends looking besumed. Blitz seemed to be the most energized and had a wicked grin on his face that Applejack immediately didn’t like.

“Ah don’t like that look, partner,” the farmer said.

“Shush, I’m going to become the best bro for life for Dusk,” Blitz said, walking over to Flare and Flare.

“Should I be worried, I feel I should be worried,” Dusk said with Applejack shaking his head.

“Well, I am not getting any danger sense with my Berry sense…” Berry said, tilting his head at three people chatting to each other, with both Flare Warden and Flare Warden turning to look at Dusk and then at Blitz.

“Okay, I trust you Berry but I still feel a great sense of dread,” Dusk said, rubbing his hands.

“Blitz is up to something,” Elusive said with a sigh. “That is the typical response you should feel when that prankster is up to something.”

“But he is my friend and Flare is my sorta-marefriend,” Dusk protested. “I’m sure he wouldn’t do anything to mess that u-”

“Oh Dusk?” Flare called out to him, causing Dusk to turn to see both women standing side by side.

“We have another test for you,” the other Flare said.

“All you have to do is tell which of us came from the mirror with you,” Flare said.

“But we need to do this test a bit more privately,” Flare said. “If you will follow us.”

With a confused blink, Dusk followed Flare Warden and Flare Warden off to a secluded part of the school.

Applejack and the rest of his friends shared a stunned look a very proud looking Rainbow Blitz. “Did ya really just set up Dusky for a threesome with the same gal?”

“I had too, he wouldn’t think of it,” Blitz said with a grin. “I mean, it’s like he’s going to get twins! I mean, seriously, what guy doesn’t hope for twins‽”

Shaking his head, Applejack placed a hand on his friend’s shoulder. “Still not getting you out of our bet,” Applejack said with Blitz groaning.

“Where, pray tell, am I goin’ to get a-” Blitz was cut off by Berry holding up the cheerleader uniform. Staring at it for all of five seconds and deciding that he didn’t want to know, Blitz grabbed the uniform and began to storm off to get changed.

It was surprisingly easy to find an empty classroom in an unused wing of the school and get there unseen. By the layer of dust on the floor and desks, even the janitors had missed this place for a while.

Still, Flare Warden and Flare Warden were not taking any chances; closing all the window blinds and making sure the door was not only locked but jammed closed with a chair. Dusk had said nothing after being told to sit in a chair in the center of the room, his mind racing as he tried to pick up minute details that could help him figure out which Flare was his Flare.

He was hoping he figured it out soon as not to make his Flare angrier at him for mistaking her for this world’s Flare.

Finally, with all possible ways of peeking in blocked off, both Flare and Flare walked over to the big teacher’s desk and leaned on it, with their arms across their chest.

“So Flare, how do you think we should begin the test?” she asked Flare, a smirk on her face shared by the other blue-haired girl.

“Something simple, Flare,” Flare said with a grin. “Dusk is a smart boy, after all.”

“Yes is he,” Flare agreed. “The clever boy should figure out who is who soon enough with an easy test.”

“But what should it be?” Flare tapped her chin with Flare going hmmm before letting an a-hah!

“Oh, I’ve got it,” Flare snapped her fingers.

“What is it?” Flare asked her with a knowing look on her face.

“A kiss,” Flare said. “A colt should be able to tell what his marefriend tastes like.”

“That’s right!” Flare slammed her fist into her hand. “I mean, he would be a pretty shitty coltfriend if he couldn’t identify his marefriend’s lips.” Both of them turned to look at Dusk and leaned forwards, placing their hands on the desk to push them forwards.

“So what do you think, Dusky?” they asked in unison.

“I think that is perfectly reasonable ladies,” Dusk said, gulping and feel a bit nervous for some reason. Something was pricking at the back of his head but he couldn’t figure out what his brain was trying to tell him.

With that said, the Flare on the left walked towards him. Leaning down, she cupped his head and began to kiss him deeply, her tongue finding its way into his mouth. He was not expecting tongue play so his tongue was acting on its own with his mind taking notes.

Before he could try anything with his own tongue, she pulled away leaving Dusk blinking in a daze and before he could regain his ability to speak, the other Flare held his head in her hands and began to kiss him too.

Instantly, he was aware that this was his Flare; her tongue was too good to be human as a pegasi needed to be skilled with their mouths for their feathers. And by Solaris, was she good. He could feel his toes curling up as her tongue made his mouth her domain.

He was starting to enjoy it when she pulled back, causing Dusk to let out an unfocused mummer.

“So Dusk,” the Flare on the left said, leaning against the Flare on the right, his Flare. “Can you tell us apart yet?”

Dusk was scrambling to get his mouth working, to give the right answer before Flare got mad at him again and got himself into mo-

“Oh dear,” the Flare on the right tsked, shaking her head. “It seems that he can’t tell us apart with a kiss.” He could! He just needed time to sa- “I think further testing is needed.”

Huh?

“Oh yes,” the Flare on the left purred out, walking in step with the Flare on the right. “After all, this is to help Dusk to become a better pony, isn’t it?”

“Indeed,” his Flare said, as they both knelt down and placed a hand on his chest. “Let’s see how much help he needs to be a good boyfriend.”

Dusk was about to protest that he knew which Flare was which when they began to chew on his ears and rubbed his chest in tandem.

OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS NOT A TEST THIS IS FOREPLAY!!!

With a tiny moan escaping his lips, which caused both Flares to pause and share a look between each other and grinned.

“You know, Flare, I don’t think this blue goes with Dusky’s skin, do you?” the Flare on the left asked, grinning up at him.

“No I don’t Flare,” she said, winking at Flare. “Would you care to lend a hand?”

“I wouldn’t mind lending a hoof, Flare,” Flare said as both of them grabbed the helm of Dusk’s sweater and pulled it over his head.

He let out a merp in surprise, and had to fight a small part of himself that wanted to say something against them throwing his shirt into the back of the classroom.

“Much better,” Flare said as she and Flare walked in front of him, switching places. “And that is a cute tie, ain’t it?”

“Oh yes it is,” Flare giggled as she flicked his tie into his face. “But it makes him look…”

“Too posh?” Flare offered, tilting her head.

“Yeah,” Flare nodded her head as she squatted down and tugged his tie loose with Flare stepping in to help take it off his neck.

“Oh that’s better,” Flare muttered, with Flare nodding her head in agreement. “Say Flare, these jackets we wear.”

“Yeah?” she answered with sly smirk on her face.

“They look cool but…”

“Can be a bit heavy and hot?” Flare ventured.

“Yeah,” Flare said, nodding her head, with Dusk realizing that he’d lost track of who was who, his breathing was becoming heavy and his pants were getting tight.

“Well unless Dusk minds, I don’t see why we can take them off,” Flare said with both of them turning to face him.

“Do you mind Dusky?” they cooed in unison at him, with Dusk’s face blushing as he let out a merp and shook his head, telling them no, he did not mind.

Giggling, they turned to face each other. Reachin out, the Flare on the left pushed down the jacket of the Flare on the right, with the Flare on the right returning the favour.

“I never knew how cute I looked like,” Flare said, eyeing Flare with her doing the same.

“I would say sexy,” Dusk squeaked out, causing both of them to look at him.

“What did he say?” Flare asked with her arms behind her back and pushing out her chest.

“I think he said it was sexy,” Flare answered, battering her eyes at Dusk, who was fidgeting on his chair. “Did you say we looked sexy?”

Nodding his head, Dusk managed to say “Yes.” to both of their approving faces.

“Good,” they cooed, one walking to his side as the other went directly in front of him. The one that went to his side ran her fingers through his hair while the one in front of him began to sit down on his lap. He tried to turn his head to look at the Flare behind him but the Flare in front of him pulled his head forwards.

“Eyes front, Dusk,” she said sharply. “Class is still in session, Dusk.”

“Unless you wish to be disciplined later?” the Flare behind him whispered into his ear and Dusk now understood why ponies had teaching fetishes about Solaris.

“Now now, he’s yet to pass this test, Flare,” the Flare on his lap said, breathing hot air in his face. “Maybe once he is done.”

Flare let out a hmm, which told Dusk that it was a possibility he would be disciplined by them later.

Whatever discplined meant in sexy terms. He didn’t know but he was willing to learn.

“So Dusk, do you need another example to help you pass this test?” the Flare on his lap asked, staring deeply into his eyes.

“Further data is required,” he said. He didn’t know where that came from but he knew that it was absolutely nerdist thing he could say.

“Ooo, what a clever boy you are,” Flare that was on his lap cooed, holding onto the back on his neck.

“I think you should give him another example,” the Flare behind him said, whispering into his ear. “For more data.”

“Yes,” Flare said in a sultry tone before leaning forward to kiss Dusk on the lips with the Flare behind him chewing on his ear and running her fingers up and down his chest.

Dusk pushed into the kiss, sharing the space between their mouths with his tongue and hers, a moan escaping him as the Flare behind him ran her delicate fingers through the gap between his shirt’s buttons and touched his bare skin.

He let out a small gasp as Flare’s fingers began to push a bit too hard and caused a button off, feeling a bit more air on hi-OH!

Leaning forwards into the kiss,he began to place his hands onto Flare’s back with got a small moan from her, telling him to go on.

Running his hands up and down her back, he could feel Flare opening his shirt more until it became a vest. At some unseen signal, both Flares stopped.

“Time to expand your research pool, Dusky,” the Flare behind him cooed out, turning his head to place her lips on his with the Flare on his lap wiggling down and OH SWEET BUCKING TARTARUS, she was kissing his bare chest.

Wiggling his arms, he could feel more of his upper body being exposed to the elements but his mind was focused on kissing Flare back as hard as he could.

He was suddenly stopped when the Flare kissing his chest said, “Oh darn.”

The Flare he was kissing stopped and looked down at her, with Dusk following her gaze. “What’s wrong, Flare?” she asked, squatting next to her, sharing a mischievous look with the girl.

“This,” Flare said, tugging on his belt.

“Ah, I see,” Flare said, nodding her head, placing a hand on her shoulder. “Belts, straps and that stuff can be tricky.”

“No kidding,” Flare said, shaking her head as the two of them stood up. “Doesn’t look that comfortable, to be honest.”

“They can be a real pain in the ass if they’re too tight, and even if they’re not tight, it’s very hard to take them off when someone is sitting down,” Flare said, tapping her foot before snapping her fingers. “Would you like to practice on me?” she asked, shaking her hips.

“I don’t see the harm in that, Flare,” she purred as she reached for Flare’s belt and fumbled for a little bit before Flare stopped her.

“Allow me to show you how,” she said as she reached out and showed Flare how it was done. By taking a little bit of the slack leather, she pulled it out of the hoop and when it was bundled up against the buckle, Flare unnotched the belt and slid the tongue out of the buckle. “And once you do that,” Flare said as she pulled the belt off of Flare with Flare doing a small twirl to help Flare take her belt off. Dropping the belt to floor, Dusk watched the other Flare’s pants begin to drop, showing the hint of something pink. “Now you try.”

Bending down slightly, Flare repeated the action, causing her own pants to slide down further, showing she was wearing pink undergarments that caused Dusk’s face to flush harder. Watching with a bit of a gulp in his throat, Dusk watched Flare remove Flare’s belt and drop it next to hers. Standing up, Flare placed her hands on her bare legs looking at Flare who was nodding in approval, her own pants sliding down to show she was wearing the same pink underwear.

“Darn,” Flare said as she took a small step forwards, her pants at her feet. “I can barely walk forwards; can you help me take these boots off?” she asked Flare.

“Only if you help me out too,” Flare said with a grin on her face, her pants falling to her ankles as well.

“It’s a deal,” she said, sitting down on Dusk’s lap, wiggling and squirming most likely on purpose. “You don’t mind me using you as a seat, do you Dusky?”

“N-n-no,” he stuttered, shaking his head.

“Good boy,” she said as she patted his cheek before leaning against him, rubbing her head against his as she held out her right leg out. The way she was leaning against him gave him a perfect view down her entire body and he found himself extremely tempted to start rubbing her chest.

Doing his best to stay still, he watched Flare take Flare’s right boot off, taking her sock off with her and felt Flare rub against him again as she dropped her rlight leg and lifted her left up.

Biting his lip as he watched Flare take off the boot, and understanding why clothing was such a booming industry in Equestria, reach up and pull those jeans down Flare’s legs and drop them into the growing pile of discarded clothes. “Much better,” Flare said, raising her left leg straight up to run her hand up and down the limb. “Don’t you agree, Dusky?”

Dusk let out what he hoped sounded like a yes, but he wasn’t sure they understood him as they giggled in response.

“My turn,” Flare said, standing up and holding out a hand for Flare to take. Allowing herself to be pulled up, Flare pivoted on the spot while Flare went to use Dusk as her seat, only to face the other way and giving Dusk a perfect view of her panty covered butt. “Mmm, enjoying the view Dusky?” she purred into his ear, running a hand down his side and moving to his leg before moving to the center of his lap.

With a yip that caused them to giggle even louder, Flare blew into ear while Flare squatted as she tugged Flare’s boots off before giving Dusk a perverted look. Instead of pulling Flare’s jeans off, Flare gave Flare’s butt a smack with the palm of her hand.

Flare gasped into his ear and pulled back to look him in the face. “My, someone is feeling frisky,” she said in a husky whisper, tracing a finger down the center of his chest to his waist, stopping short of his groin. “You think you can take his belt off now, Flare?” she asked Flare, stepping upright and kicking her pants to the pile of clothes.

Without answering her, Flare squatted down in front of Dusk and began running her fingers along straining purple fabric of his jeans that covered his genitals, causing him to stutter out tiny moans before she started to unhook his belt. Squirming on the spot, he felt the slight tightness around his waist disappear as she tossed his belt into the back of the classroom.

“You learn quickly, Flare,” Flare said with approval, placing a hand on her shoulder. “But we are here to teach Dusky something, aren’t we?”

“You’re right, Flare,” she stood up, nodding her head. “If only we could remember what…”

Only one percent of Dusk’s mind was telling him to say it was a test to see if he could figure out which Flare was his while the majority of his mind was doing its best to keep that one percent away from the mouth and trying to decide what he should say or do.

Luckily for Dusk, they took matters into their own hands again. “I think it was something related to unhooking things,” one of the Flare’s said, his mind incapable of keeping track of which one was his own anymore, let alone who started things. “I mean, belts were very hard to take off, weren’t they?”

“Oh yeah,” Flare replied as both of them walked over to his sides. “I mean if I had trouble taking off a belt, can you imagine how hard it will be taking off a bra for him?”

“Well, as his teachers, we should make sure he knows how, right?” Flare asked Flare.

“Without a doubt,” Flare agreed, nodding her head. Placing one hand on each of bare arms, they lifted him to his feet with his purple jeans falling to his ankles with his white boxers straining to hold his bulge. “Mmm, I think we will need to attend to that shortly.”

“For sure, but we need to keep to the lesson plan,” Flare said, her eyes still focused on the tenting in his boxers. “And it would be helpful if he were to see what he was learning to remove, wouldn’t it be?” she asked Flare, both of them turning to face each other.

“Oh yes,” Flare said as she reached for Flare’s shirt hemline, with Flare doing the same. Pulling their arms up, both of their white shirts were off of the girls and dropped into the pile of clothes. Both of them were wearing pink bras that held their breasts covered, and Dusk could feel his focus begin to sway as other urges began to make themselves known.

Flare turned Flare around so her back was facing Dusk. “Come here Dusky, because I will only show you this once and I do hope will learn quickly.”

Doing as he was bidden and kicking his jeans behind him with his shoes, Dusk stood behind Flare as Flare raised a hand to the orange’s girl back. “To take off a bra, all you need to do is unhook the hooks right… here,” she said with the bra opening up the back. He could see Flare reach up to catch her bra before pulling it down and dropping it into the pile on the floor. Turning around, Dusk was almost given a look at her bare chest when the still covered Flare stepped in front of him. “Now you try, Dusky.”

With Flare turning around, Dusk found himself put to his greatest test of his entire life. Reaching up, knowing he could not fail, he began to try and unhook her bra, until something grabbed his butt! Moving backwards with the hook coming unclasped, he heard Flare giggling.

“Sorry Dusky, I couldn’t help myself,” Flare moved her head out to stick her tongue at him as Flare wiggled her bra off and both of them stepped to face him, side by side.

They had four perfectly sized breasts, their npples hard and they were both smirking at him. Taking a step in unison, they each grabbed one arm and pulled Dusk between them. Facing one, he wrapped his arms around her waist and leaned down to kiss her when felt two hands slid into his boxers to cup his rear and two more hands slide in the front of his boxers to grab his erect penis.

“Oh yes, his butt is just fine but I am sure you are getting the better deal,” Flare whispered near his ear at Flare, pointedly ignoring his moans.

“Well if we take his boxers off, you can see his dick too,” Flare said as she began to rub his dick ever so slightly.

“Sounds good to me,” Flare who was squeezing his butt let go and tugged his boxers down from the back. The Flare that began rubbing his cock, stopped and pulled his boxers past his crotch, causing the fabric to slide down his legs. “Oh, that was wonderful idea.” Flare cooed, squeezing his butt tighter.

“Is it nice and thick as it feels like?” Flare asked, still rubbing his erect purple cock.

“It sure is,” Flare said before grinning in his face. “In fact; Dusk get onto this desk so Flare can see your goods too.” She smacked his butt, which was more prompting than Dusk needed to hop onto the desk.

The Flare that had been rubbing his dick let out a moan, her hand drifting to her panties. “Oh I like it so much,” she muttered before shaking her head and pushing her panties to the ground. “That’s it, I’m going in,” she announced, jumping onto the desk and began to rub her lower lips against Dusk’s erect pecker. “Fuck me, big boy,” she growled, leaning into kiss Dusky when she felt a strong hand on her shoulder stop her from going down.

“I’m getting some of this too, Flare,” Flare said pulling herself onto the desk, also without her panties on. “And we can share him, Flare, trust me,” she said as she squatted above Dusk’s face, her lps meeting his and his tongue already darting upwards into her folds.

With a nod of her head, Flare positioned herself along with Dusk’s already thrusting dick, letting out a gasp as he moved with surprisingly speed and strength.

Alicorn properties clearly carried over, Flare thought to herself in the bliss of pleasure as Dusk did his best to serve both of them.

Flare looked at Flare and both thought of what Blitz said about identical clones and how they would either fight or fuck. It had taken a bit of encouraging on both of them but after short while of talking to each other, they realized they this was a once in a lifetime opportunity and a secret dirty desire they both had. It didn’t hurt that they both were really attracted to light purple skin nerds.

Leaning forwards, Flare began to kiss Flare, showing her what a pegasus could do with her tongue with Flare melting at her tongue’s dance. Flare, on the other hand, showed her what fingers were good for, causing the normally pegasus guard to moan heavily.

It was quickly revealed that while Dusk had earth pony strength, he had not built up a proper endurance yet and came quickly, moaning his lover’s name into one Flare Warden’s pussy while he emptied his seed into the other’s folds.

Both Flare Wardens were not to fall so quickly, the pegasus determined and already thinking of ways to help build her coltfriend’s endurance levels up, pushed deeper into their kiss.

They hung for seconds that seemed to last for hours before both of them hit their walls and climaxed, drenching Dusk’s face with her juices and clamping down on his dick with her walls as she coated Dusk’s groin with her own juices.

After they were empty, they managed to get off of Dusk to lay next to his head, with Dusk pulling them both close to him.

Panting, Dusk turned to the Flare on his right and gave her a kiss. “It’s you,” he said confidently, rubbing both of their bare backs but devoting the bulk of his focus on her.

Smiling, Flare pushed herself up on her elbow and kissed him back. “Good job, you passed my test,” she said, nuzzling into him before tilting her head at her counterpart. “Thank you for helping me out here.”

Blushing, the human Flare rubbed her forehead. “No problem,” she gave a weak grin, still trying to gather her strength. “If you ever need some help like that again, don’t be a stranger.”

“Got it,” Flare said, holding her hand for the human to hoof bump her, with the human fist bumping back. “Now Dusk,” Flare ran her fingers along his chest. “Here is another test; getting back to your home after having sex in another place so you can wash up.”

“Well, we do have showers here,” the human Flare said, also leaning up on her elbow, giving Dusk a perfect view of both their chests.

“While tempting, we both have work to do back on our sides,” Flare said, leaning over to pat the human on the arm and give her Dusky a bit of a rush. “Another time, okay?”

“I’m good, and I’m guessing he will be fine with it too, right?” Flare said, running a finger along Dusk’s semi erect penis.

“He’s a colt, of course he’ll be fine with it,” Flare said with a giggle as she watched Dusk let out a tiny whine of pleasure.

“I think I should be insulted there…” Dusk muttered.

“Nah, it’s true so you shouldn’t be,” the human Flare said as she sat upright on the desk. “If you don’t mind, I need to get dressed, get to the showers and then come up for a reason for being so late to my classes.”

Before either could say a word, she climbed over Dusk and Flare, giving the guy another look at her goods before seeing her own goods on her pony counterpart with a small shiver of lust running down her spine at the sight of her own naked body.

With a slight wobble, Flare began to look through the clothes, realizing she had no idea which was hers and which was her pony self’s cloths. She let out a squeak of surprise when she felt a hand slap her on the back.

“In hindsight, we shouldn’t have dumped them in a pile,” the pony her said as she held their panties in her hands before shrugging and putting one pair on. “I don’think it matters which we put on as we seem to be the exact same size.”

“Yeah, but still,” Flare said as she pulled the panties on with the pony version of her having a bit of trouble with putting on a bra. Leaning over, she helped her put it on before getting her own bra on.

“I get ya,” Flare tossed her a pair of jeans, pulling a pair on herself. “I mean, we ponies don’t normally wear clothes but I can get what you mean.”

“You know, you’re kinda cool, pony me,” Flare said as both of them put on a t-shirt. “I mean, when I thought you were going to be all scary and stuff when you told me you were a guard but you’re a pretty cool girl.”

“And that threesome didn’t clue you in how cool I am?” Flare arched an eyebrow at her, tossing a boot over as she had grabbed two left boots.

“Well it did but you know what I mean,” Flare said with a playful pout, getting her jacket on as pony her did her belt up first.

“Just ribbing you,” Flare flashed her a grin, elbowing her in the side as she put her jacket own, finishing to get dressed at the same time as she did. “And thanks for attracting Dusky’s attention to you; otherwise I doubt I’d get him to even acknowledge I exist or that I’m a mare.”

“Hey, I’m not that bad,” Dusk said from the desk, still naked with his hands on his waist. Both Flares shared a look with each other before breaking out in laughter and began to throw his clothes at him.

Stretching his back out, Dusk held his arm out for his Flare to take as the three of them left the classroom they had defiled.

The human Flare nodded her head and began to dash off to find an unused shower room to clean the smell of their lovemaking off of herself.

“Um, Flare,” Dusk turned to face his marefriend. “I am sorry that I need to ask this but as I really don’t know and I don’t want to have you mad at me for not realizing it but are you still mad at me?”

Flare looked at him steadily before snickering and shaking her head, “No Dusky, I’m not. You and your friends get up to all kind of weird stuff and if we’re going to be a couple, something like finding out you first had the hots for me after seeing my human counterpart is just a thing I will have to get use to,” she pulled him in for a kiss. As soon as their lips met, however, she grabbed his ear and twisted. “But if I ever find out you’ve tried to cheat on me, I swear, Prince or not, I will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life, am I understood?”

With a nod of his head showing he understood, Flare let go and pecked his nose. “Come, we’ve been away from our duties long enough,” she said as they began to make their way out of the school. “I’ve got my rounds to make and you…” she trailed off, realizing she had not gone over his itinerary for today.

“Well, I have been looking at the current state of several systems and I have drawn some plans for reformation as well as looking at Starbeam’s message of equality,” Dusk said with a vitality in his voice. “While I don’t approve of making everypony equal by bringing them down, I do believe that we can do some good by helping other ponies learn how to raise themselves, and others, up. Moving past old tribalist bias and the issues that come from it and help bring a better quality of life for all of Equestria.”

Flare’s eyes went wide at his plans and found herself growing fonder of Dusk. “That’s a lofty goal, Dusk,you really think you can do it?”

“I am not sure, but I am going to try my hardest,” Dusk flashed her a confident smile that made her heart swoon. She was certain that her prince was no fool and she’d made the right choice to serve him. Standing in front of the statue, Dusk did a bow at the waist and said, “Ladies first.”

With a giggle, Flare Warden stepped through the mirror to find herself back on her four hooves. Stepping away from the mirror in time for Dusk to step through it without walking into her, she frowned as she noticed her armour was missing.

“That’s odd,” Dusk said before looking at the frowning pegasus’s face. “Not sure why it didn’t come back with you but I can help you here.” With a flare of his horn, a new set of armour appeared on her, in the colour of Dusk’s coat. “There, how does that feel?”

“It’s a perfect fit…” Flare said as she twisted her body this way and that before looking at Dusk. “How did you know my size?”

“I told you I am observant,” Dusk said with smug look on his face that was begging for somepony to kiss off. So she did, with Dusk’s tongue beginning to move like a true pegasus’s tongue.

Breaking off the kiss, she trailed a hoof along his chest, looking up at him. “You know Dusky,” she purred out, turning around to flick her tail in his face. “We both still stink and I would really appreciate a hoof with all this armour.”

Dusk simply gave her a perverted look and teleported them to his private bathroom, soon to be their bathroom.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the magical mirror, one blue-haired girl was turning off the shower and went to put her clothes on. She didn’t have a towel to dry off but it was better than going to use the normal showers as people would be there and notice that she smelt like sex. So she’d used the abandoned showers in the back of the school to clean up while closing her jacket to cover her soon to be wet t-shirt.

Flare Warden paused, looking at the bench where she had left her clothes to find there was absolutely nothing there.

With the water dripping down her body, Flare Warden eyes became pinpricks as she realized she was stuck at school without anything on and her locker was at the other side of the campus. It meant she would have to get across the entire school, full of people that knew her without being seen while being butt naked the entire time. Leaning against shower wall and sliding down until her bare butt hit the tile floor, Flare Warden summed up her entire predicament with three words.

“Oh fuck me.”

A day at the spa

Rainbow Blitz was so not happy and having Elusive gloating at him was so uncool.

“Come on, El,” he tried to get his friend to change his mind. “I don’t get that many days off-”

“I will get Berry to help me if you try to back out again,” Elusive said, shooting him a glare which caused Blitz to grumble loudly and storm out of the cafe, the unicorn smirking as he trotted out behind him.

Blitz slowed down as he turned the corner with Elusive catching up and giving him a sideways look.

“Blitz, it’s just a date, no different from what you proposed if you could keep yourself from cumming.” Elusive shook his head. “I don’t know why you are making such a big deal of it.”

“Dude,” Blitz face reddened up, looking at his friend. “Don’t say that!”

“What, cumming?” Elusive blinked, a chuckle. “Come on, you were bragging and egging me on the entire ti-”

“Not that,” Blitz facewinged, his cheeks still flushed. “The d word!”

“I…” Elusive’s eye darted from side to side, tapping his chin. “I didn’t say dick...”

“Gaaaaaah,” Blitz growled, facehooving with both hooves. “The d word dude! You know...” Blitz waved his hoof in a circle.

“Blitz, you will have to explain yoursel-, hello Pelo and Narcissus, we are here for our full day treatment,” Elusive said with both earth ponies looking at Blitz and then back at Elusive for clarification.

“I lost a bet, alright?” Blitz grumbled. “So let’s get this over with; whatever gay fru fru shit we have to do first El?”

Elusive was again at a lost for word, with the two earth ponies looking at Blitz and then again at Elusive for confirmation.

“...Blitz, you are gay,” Elusive said slowly. “Why the hay are you complaining about it being gay?”

“First off, I’m bi, not gay,” Blitz held up a wing, extending a feather. “Secondly, I’m not complaining about it being gay, it’s just that… it’s all that pointless fru fru stuff,” Blitz shuddered before looking at spa twins. “Er, no offense,” he said rubbing the back of his head before turning back to face the unicorn. “Look, El, I might swing both ways but I’m still me. I ain’t one of those stereotypes that loves musicals or just has to be fabulous, you get it?”

“...You calling me a stereotype because of all the times I wished to make you and guys fabulous, Blitz?” Elusive asked with a tilt of his head.

“Wha-NO!” Blitz shouted, face completely red. “I mean, seriously, can’t a colt who likes fucking both mares and stallions like the normal colt stuff? I mean, it’s okay if you like all that stuff El and I’m no pony to judge others but seriously I don’t and-”

“Blitz, stop,” Elusive placed a hoof onto his friend’s lips and stopping him from digging himself deeper into the hole. “I understand what you are trying to say. It’s not your cup of tea and you didn’t express yourself as properly as you could.” Blitz’s body sagged with relief, nodding his head before moving his head away. Elusive smiled at his friend before turning to face Pelo and Narcissus. “So what is on the itinerary as Blitz is a virgin to all this.”

The pegasus snorted with laughter at that crack with the twins doing their best not to laugh and be unprofessional.

“Well, first off, we start off with you taking a hot soak in the tub to loosen up the body, then my brother and I will give you our best massage with a hooficure for the both of you, with a preening and feather oiling for you Blitz, and a horn filing for you Elusive. We will then apply your facials and you will enjoy a nice mud bath for the end of your spa treatment, gentlestallions, followed by a shower to clean off the mud.”

“A hooficure?” Blitz whined before snapping his head up and looking at Elusive. “Not trying to get out of it, just… do you really need to touch my hooves?”

“It is part of the treatment and unless you have a medical reason for why we shouldn’t,” the other twin, Pelo, said with narrow eyes. “You will get your money’s worth, Elusive.”

Blitz let out a loud huff before sighing and nodding his head. “Anything else we should know?”

“Yes,” Narcissus said. “Any sexual act and activity can and will result in a permanent ban for life.”

“So no hanky panky inside the spa,” Pelo added with Elusive giving Blitz a glare that said If you get me banned, I will make sure you will regret it for the rest of your life.

“One question; if I get really turned on and I am about to… you know, jizz, would that count if I were to ask to use the bathroom as to not dirty up the place?” Blitz asked while Elusive simply stared in open mouth horror and embarrassment. “What? It’s a legit question considering how easy it was for -”

“Please keep what happened in the bedroom in the bedroom,” Elusive hissed with Blitz opening his mouth to make a retort. “And the shower and that alley, you plothead, you know what I meant!”

“Alley?” Pelo asked with interest with Blitz grinning broadly but before he could reply, Elusive stuck a hard cylindrical object into his mouth. “But to answer your question, Blitz...” the two twins got into a quick huddle before breaking apart and saying, “Only once, and we will ask you to leave for the remainder of the day.”

“Ah, thanks,” Blitz said after pushing Elusive’s hoof out of his lips, bobbing his head with Elusive glowering at him. “Don’t worry, I can keep myself contained.”

“Really, you are good at not ejacu-”

“Ah-hem,” Narcissus coughed loudly, causing Elusive to pale as he realized what he almost shouted. “If you will follow us?”

With a smouldering glare at the back of Blitz’s head, the two stallions followed the brothers to a sunken tub of steaming water.

Elusive, needing no prompting, trotted into the water and let out a low hiss when the water rolled over his body as he sat down on the raised floor of the tub. Blitz, on the other hoof, was a lot more cautious, tapping the water with a hoof before pulling it back to his barrel as if it bit him. Elusive had to bite back a snicker as Blitz kept going back and forth like a skittish colt. Finally, he came into the tub in a fast walk, letting out a soft yelp and wiggling about as he sat down across from Elusive.

“Oooh, I can see why you like this, El,” Blitz mumbled with his mane and tail billlowing out behind him. “Everything feels so good.”

“And just wait until the massage, Blitz,” Elusive smirked, nuzzling against the pegasus as the blue stallion sat down next to him. “So, the d word, care to tell me?”

Blitz meeped and scooted to the side. He then let out a sigh, sitting upright. “Date, dude, the word is date.”

“Why are you so against the word date, Rainbow Blitz?” Elusive asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Look, Elusive, if we are going to be… whatever we are, some ground rules?” Blitz said sharply. “Don’t call me your coltfriend or say we are going out on dates.” He held up a hoof to stop the unicorn from saying anything. “I’ve had really bad experiences in the past, Elusive and… look, you and the guys are my best friends and I know fucking with your friends can fuck things up.”

“I....” Elusive blinked in confusion before finding a place to start. “May I ask about some of your bad… others?”

“Elusive, the first bad relationship I had, it was all on me,” Blitz said, looking to the side. “Back in the flight school, me and Guilder were friends with benefits or something. We had an ‘open’ relationship, we agreed to it but it didn’t click in my head that he agreed to it because it made me happy.” The pegasus let out a groan, rubbing his face. “We were pretty damn close but we kept having fights and I couldn’t figure out why. Cue one massive nasty fight that involved us shouting both of our dirty laundry at each other in the middle of class, with him yelling at me that I was a stupid idiotic colt that couldn’t understand that when somepony really likes you, you don’t go fuck a cheerleader and brag about it to your griffon coltfriend,” Blitz let out another sigh. “He went back to Griffondale, I took some time out of school to let the heat die down only to drop out. Following that, I moved to Ponyville but I made a rule never to make a relationship that serious that quickly.”

Elusive took a moment to process that. It was a very mature response and he had to respect that Blitz had a legitimate reason to be so reluctant to get into another relationship. “Any oth-”

“Raindasher,” Blitz said with a blush on his face. “I know, I know, bad idea but I had just moved here and…”

“Yes, I know how one could make the mistake of tangling up with him,” Elusive said with a shake of his head. “I’ve heard stories of him being the biggest player in town and-”

“Yeah, he is. Amazing guy but he’s the exact opposite in how I want to be with another pony,” Blitz sighed. “Don’t get me wrong, if I get a good lay, I’d be happy as could be but I wouldn’t brag about it nonstop whenever I’ve got downtime.” Blitz let out a whine, shaking his head. “Are you okay with all this, Elusive?”

Elusive took notice that Blitz used his name instead of his nickname again, pressing how serious his athletic friend was being.

“It’s quite a bit to take in, Blitz, but I am willing to try… what do you normally call this situation?” Elusive asked, tilting his head.

“Fu-bang buddies,” Blitz said with a hitch in his voice as his eyes darted upwards as Pelo and Narcissus walked into the room. “Also, El, don’t use the L word. I swear I will do a Berry promise to never to sleep with you again.”

Pelo and Narcissus both looked at Elusive sharply at that, hungry for details with Elusive glowering at Blitz again.

“If you two will follow us,” Pelo said, offering a towel to Elusive with Narcissus offering one to Blitz who seemed about ready to shake himself dry. “And please Elusive, we have heard it all before. Butterscotch does talk to you about Eris here, after all.”

“True but still....” Elusive said as he toweled off. “I do not know if Blitz would be comfortable with sharing our intimacy.”

“Hey, if you’re good, I’m good,” Blitz said as he followed them towards the massage tables and hopped onto one that had room to expand his wings. “I mean, if you don’t want to talk about my tongue play, then that’s cool.”

Elusive let out a sigh as Pelo’s eyes went wide and his tail began to wag with all the juicy information being teased. He then hopped onto the other table and sat down. “Blitz, please show some discretion.”

“What?” Blitz asked as he tilted his head towards him with Narcissus starting to rub his back before his eyes went wide. “Oh, sorry man.”

“It’s okay, it’s part of your nature to be… peacocky about your deeds,” Elusive said with a wave of his hoof with Blitz letting out a squawk of protest. “And… I do hear Butterscotch gossip about Eris after I have needled him a tad.” Both Pelo and Narcissus bite back a snort with Elusive’s ears heating up. “I might have deserved some throwback, as it were.” Again both twins had to bite back a snort with Blitz snickering.

“Whatever dude,” Blitz said, leaning into Narcissus’s hooves as his wings started to emerge from his sides and a soft moan escaping his lips. “Oh man, if you had fingers Narcy, I’d be in heaven now.”

“Fingers Blitz?” Elusive asked, tilting his head to look at his friend as Pelo worked on a knot in his back.

“Guilder,” Blitz said with his eyes closing. “Might be a total tough guy but damn he had magical fingers.” His entire body shook, his wings flaring out which gave Narcissus a chance to start working on them. “No offense El, but your magic has nothing on his talons.”

Elusive let out a snort, feeling a bit slighted. He was about to retort when he heard a bird chirping of all things. He was about to ask Blitz about it when he noticed Blitz’s lips moving around. Before he could say anything, Pelo placed a hoof on his shoulder and stopped him.

Elusive was left marveling at this scene, with macho Rainbow Blitz chirping and cooing like a bird of all things. He continued his little show with Narcissus continuing his massage on the pegasus’s wings, his tail flicking back and forth and his back arching upwards.

“Excuse me, Narcissus, but I need to get the horn filer,” Pelo said, walking in front of the pegasus and earth pony, causing Blitz to blink and blush as he noticed Elusive looking straight at him.

“Uhhhhh…” Blitz blushed, tapping his hoof against the table.

“Little known fact that if you get a pegasus really happy, they start acting like a bird,” Narcissus said with a smirk as he began to oil down Blitz’s feathers, the pegasus clearly holding back more bird noises. “It’s quite rare, to be honest. Most pegasi build up a tolerance so they wouldn’t do it in public…”

Blitz's face became redder, with his face planted square into the table with Elusive snickering. “I’m still better at holding it back then you El, and what happened in the alley doesn’t count as you cheated,” Blitz snapped with a pout on his face.

“Well, if I recall, you liked when my magic danced up your plooo,” Elusive coughed, realizing what he had been yelling about. “And if I cheated, then why are we here?”

“Hey, I still came, so we came,” Blitz said with a big smirk on his face while Elusive’s face went white. “So El… why do you get your horn filed?”

“Ah,” Elusive said, sitting upright as Pelo sat behind him with the file. “Horns continued to grow as you get older, and for unicorns it becomes necessary to make sure they don’t get too long or you could have dead space where the horn overgrows the core and that can rot easily,” Elusive said, doing his best to stay still as the excess bone of his horn was filled off.

“So that mare that sometimes hangs around Berry, what’s her name… Poppy Pin, what about her?”

“Some ponies like to have their horns be pointier,” Elusive said with a shrug of his shoulders. “Despite Prince Solaris having a long horn, it’s not a style most unicorns would bother with as it requires tremendous maintenance and you really need to be on the ball to make sure it doesn't become rotten.”

“Ah, so it’s too fru fru for you to handle?” Blitz asked with chuckle in his throat. Elusive was strongly tempted to smack Blitz for that when Narcissus ‘slipped’ and hit him across the head as he went to the other wing. Blitz was about to protest when Narcissus began preening his other wing, causing the pegasus to start cooing again. Elusive smiled to himself as he felt his horn being smoothed down to a more reasonable length, almost at ease when Pelo guided him into position for his hooficure when he heard Blitz let out a merp.

“Uh… can we not do this, Narcissus?” Blitz said as he was moved into a similar position, eying the earth pony who was getting close to his hooves. “Please?”

Elusive was about to let him off the hook when Blitz surprised him again when Narcissus touched his hooves by giggling. He watched stunned as Blitz giggled and snorted, squirming about as Narcissus tried to give the stallion his hooficure, with Pelo abandoning him to hold down the laughing pegasus only to fail as Blitz tossed him to the side with Narcissus running to his brother’s aid. Elusive looked at the panting Blitz who was struggling to get his laughter under control, who was trying to say something to the earth pony but kept breaking down in more snickers. Finally he managed to squeak out, “Are you okay Pelo?”

“Yes, yes, I will be fine,” Pelo said with a big groan, rubbing his head. “I forgot you were a Wonderbolt, Blitz.”

“Yeah,” Rainbow Blitz sighed through dying laugher. “We kinda get trained to be tough… man, I wonder how Dusk deals with Flare kicking back in bed… then again, he is an alicorn…”

“Well, if you will excuse me, I need to sit down for a moment, gentlestallions,” Pelo said as he was directed to a staff room by his brother, leaving the two ponies alone.

Elusive gave his friend his best inquesting look with Blitz looking to the sde before letting out a huff. “I’ve got really ticklish hooves, okay?”

“I didn't say a word, Blitz,” Elusive chided, smirking to himself as he filed this bit of information away.

“Please don’t say anything to the guys,” Blitz whined, placing a hoof against his face. “Can you imagine how many pranks Berry or Eris will spring on me if they learn this?”

“Or Applejack getting back at you for you getting your thrills by having him pull your tail or lasso you down?”

“Hey, I said it was not on purpose!” Blitz shot back before blushing. “And yeah, I can kinda see him get back me by tickling me…” He then groaned, adding another hoof to his face. “Yeah, he’d do exactly that to me; it would be so embarrassing.”

“I promise, I won’t tell anypony about your ticklish hooves, Blitz,” Elusive said, remembering to save this for when they had their foreplay again to make Blitz really squirm.

“Thanks El,” Blitz let out a sigh before looking at the door where the twins left. “You think Pelo is okay?”

“I think so,” Elusive replied, turning his head in the same direction as his friend. “Might be a bit sore after you bucked him. I know how hard you can hit, after all.”

Blitz grinned, fluffing his chest out with a bit of pride at that remark, turning his head to look at the clock. “Wow, we’ve been here for a while man.”

“Yes, time does fly when you are having fun,” Elusive said with a hum. “You have been enjoying yourself, right Blitz?”

“Yeah, it’s been pretty cool hanging with you, El.” Blitz smiled, hunkering down on the spot. “And I feel really good; might actually take up the rest of the Bolt’s invitation to join them at the spa next time.”

“Mmm,” Elusive tapped his chin. “Nothing against Pelo or Narcissus, but I can only imagine the quality service your team has access to.”

“Eh, I am sure I’m allowed to have one groupie tag along as I know Breakneck has a different one with them in the dressing room every show.”

Elusive’s ears flicked at being called a ‘groupie’ but he overlooked it. “I would be honoured to join you, Blitz.”

“No prob dude,” Blitz smirked at him again, ears perking up as the door opened up and the twins walked in. “You good, Pelo?”

“Yes yes, I am fine,” the pony said, shaking his head. “Now if you will follow us, we will apply your facials and then get you two ready for your mud bath.”

With a nod of his head, Blitz pushed himself off the table and followed him to a pair of chairs with Elusive right behind him. Blitz needed no instruction, positioning himself perfectly on the spot with Elusive by his side in the other chair. Narcissus began to place on the facial while Pelo went to take care of Elusive’s hooves, telling the unicon that the earth ponies had put trimming the pegasus's hooves down as dangerous activity.

“Hey, I recognize this stuff, Glide uses it, I think,” Blitz said leaning up for a moment before Narcissus pushed him back down.

“How do you know what her facial product is, Blitz?”Elusive asked, raising an eyebrow at his friend.

“Eh, she either lost a bet or legit forgot she had it on one day,” Blitz replied with a shrug. “Didn’t get a chance to ask as I was practicing for the show.” Blitz then reached out with a wing and slapped Elusive on the side. “Reminds me, I’ve got bleacher tickets for you and the guys for my show in a few months and unlike Dusk, I’ve got enough tickets for everypony.”

“Please don’t remind me of that gala,” Elusive whined, almost facehooving before Pelo coughed delicately enough to remind Elusive what he was about to do.

“Sorry ‘bout that, you don’t like to be reminded of princess bitchula, right?” Blitz asked tilting his head slightly towards Elusive as Narcissus began to apply the last bit of the facial cream before help the pegasus walk over to the mud bath. “Hey El, does this remind you of anything?” he called out as he slipped under the mud, a smirk plastered across his face.

Elusive’s face simply went completely red as both of the twins’ ears perked up and looked pleadingly at the unicorn to share some dirt. “And if you do what we did then here and you get me banned from the spa, I will kill you.”

Blitz's head raised from the mud. "Actually, I was thinking about that Brotherhooves Social a while back, when Silver Bell and Applejack started it out together, but then you hid in the mud and switched places with AJ to finish the rest of the race."

Elusive blinked and a slow smile emerged on his face. “I thought you were going to mention the sex we had in my shower, to be honest Blitz.” Elusive’s eyes then went wide as realization came to him on what he just said.

“Well, I never would have thought you two would actually do the deed,” Pelo mused to himself with Narcissus grinning like Alexandrite had caught a rat. “How was it, if you don’t mind us asking?”

“Well,” Elusive knew that he was in deep and there was no backpedaling now. “I have to say that I never expected Blitz to be so gentle and delicate.”

Blitz blushed at this compliment, squirming on the spot. “Come on Elusive, ya don’t need to say that.”

“Oh please, Blitz, for all your gruff exterior, you are truly a kind and gentle lover and I had to push you to be your rough and tough self in my bed with Moon Dancer. And then the shower with her… and then the alley after I won our bet,” Elusive said as his facial was applied with the Wonderbolt blushing harder.

“Shuttup,” the Wonderbolt grumbled with a tiny smile on his face. “At least I don’t kiss like a virgin. Suck like a three bit whore, but ain’t no pro kisser.”

“...You have paid somepony to suck you for three bits?”

“What no!” Blitz said with a shudder. “It’s like food, man. If it’s worth only three bits, then it’s probably shit.”

“Hmm, fair point,” Elusive said with a shrug before looking at his friend. “Ever pay for something for three bits?”

“Sushi with Guilder,” Blitz said with his tongue sticking out. “We were so sick afterwards, it wasn’t even funny.” Blitz blinked and focused his eyes. “ I mean it; we had to go to the hospital and that wasn’t a fun trip. Also when my dad found out I swung both ways; super awkward and totally uncool.”

“Your father doesn’t approve?” Elusive asked as he was directed to his mudbath.

“No, he’s totally cool with it… a bit too cool," Blitz squirmed again. “Nothing screams ‘kill me’ more than your dad giving you Playcolt and Playfilly for your birthday in front of everypony.”

Pelo, Narcissus and Elusive snorted at that, not even trying to hold back their laughter with Blitz taking it in with a good natured smile. “So tell me, what was your embarrassing gift from your folks?”

“Oh no, I am not telling you that,” Elusive said with a light tease in his voice. “I’m not so bold to give out precious details like that.”

“Says the pony that told everypony about our banging time, El,” Blitz said with a smirk. “Hey, I thought it would be me that would spill the beans, not you!”

“Fair point,” Elusive giggled, sticking his tongue out at his friend. “I guess you have, loosened, me up Blitz.” He cooed the word, causing Blitz to let out a tiny gulp and scoot down in the mud. With a chuckle, the unicorn turned to face the hungry twins and shook his head. “Sorry, I am not sharing that particular detail or any others. Blitz was kind enough not to do so and I can see him beginning to get uncomfortable.”

Both pouted before shaking their heads, Narcissus saying, “We will leave you two alone and I hope you two enjoy yourselves… without adding our spa to your tally?”

“I’ll give you a Berry promise on that one, dudes,” Blitz said. “Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”

“Likewise,” Elusive said before Blitz glared at him. With a sigh, Elusive said, “Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”

“Good, because you two know that breaking a Berry Promise is the best way to lose a friendship,” Pelo said with a smirk on his face.

“FOREVER!!!” Bubble Berry said as he jumped out from the middle of Blitz’s mud bath, causing the pegasus to to spray mud out with his wings. Narcissus frowned and shot his brother a dirty look before rolling his eyes and going to get a mop to clean up the mess. “You two have funning fun?” the pink pony asked, removing the snorkle.

“Yeah, I’m good,” Blitz said with his voice on the edge of cracking, placing a hoof on his chest. “You Elusive?”

“Yes yes but this is a private spa treament, Berry,” Elusive said to his friend, doing his best not to question things, even moreso when Berry said ‘Okie dokie lokie,’ put his snorkel mask back on and dove into Elusive’s mud bath and vanished. He then looked at Pelo who was smirking at his grumbling brother. “Did you two bet on where Berry would appear?”

“Yes, and cleaning up this mess is the least I have to do now,” the stallion grumbled as he finished clearing up the mud. “Now that we are done, we will leave you be.”

Elusive waited for them to go before he looked at Blitz. “So before I sit back, can I ask you opinion on twins?”

“Eh, I’d love to get twins one day but fuck me, it ain’t going to happen,” Blitz said with a frown on his face. “It’d be me asking two ponies, ‘Hey, you want to bang me with your brother/sister?’ You get shot down fast and either slapped across the face, punched in the face or bucked across the room and get labeled as a massive creep. And I know there are some ponies who might get off on fantasizing about that sort of thing, but if you think about it, it’s kind of creepy to wind up in a situation where you find two siblings that like to fuck each other. I mean, and please don’t kill me for this, but it would be like you asking me if an aged up Silver could join us.”

Elusive shuddered as unwanted mental images played out in his head. “I see your point and I suppose that it is a fantasy that will never be answered… not without a couple of changelings, though.”

“Nah, ain’t the same from what I heard,” Blitz said, shaking his head. “Besides, if you have changelings, why go for twins when you could aim for the the sky?”

“Who would you go for if you had changelings?”

“El, you know who I would go for, I told you my wet dream about Firestorm and Glide,” Blitz said with a scoff. “What about you, anypony on your bang list?”

“Well, I don’t have a bang list, but I do need to reorganize my plans to include bat ponies or a pegasi if they cannot imitate their tongues.”

“Oh yeah, I would have to add bat pony tongue to anything that happens with changelings,” Blitz said with a squirm. “Okay, El, I think we need to stop talking about this or I might get myself kicked out.”

“Very well, Blitz,” Elusive said with a smile on his face. “Let us just enjoy our time here.”

“‘Kay,” Blitz said with a smile on his own face.

“Your time is up, gentlestallions,” Pelo called out, causing the two wake up. “Now Rainbow Blitz, may I ask how did you enjoy your time here?”

“Oh it was amazing,” Blitz chirped as he was helped out of the bath and directed to the shower stalls. Elusive watched as water poured down his friend’s tight muscular body, drinking in every aspect of the pegasus's frame. Biting his lip, Elusive hauled himself out of the mud and walked over to join Blitz to wash himself clean, giving a shake of his tail as Blitz’s wing drifted over to his side and traced small circles on his side. “I feel like I could do a million sonic rainbooms right now.”

“I am pleased to hear th-” Narcissus paused, tilting his head before calling his brother over. “Is it me or is Rainbow Blitz shorter than Elusive?” Pelo tilted his head, raising an eyebrow and nodding his head in agreement.

“Well, I suppose Elusive knows if the old saying about good things and small packages is true or not,” Pelo purred out.

“Hey, I’m not that short,” Blitz said with a huff. “Tall enough to look this unicorn in the eyes and give him a good tonguing. And everypony knows that if you got wings, you give the best tongue,” Blitz said, waggling his tongue in the air.

Elusive simply shook his head, washing the mud out of his mane. “And we unicorns are the best at treating the entire body with our magic,” he replied, using his magic to fix his mane.

“And lest you two forget that we earth ponies can last far longer than either of you two,” Pelo grinned, handling Blitz a towel. He took it, drying himself off with his tail and mane reverting to their usual jagged state. “I do wish I could try and tame that mane of yours, Blitz.”

“Ain’t going to happen,” Blitz said, toweling down his face. “I’m already marketed to look like this by the PR department of the Wonderbolts and they’d kill me for changing my style without warning them.”

“Huh, I didn’t think of that, Blitz,” Narcissus said, handing a towel to Elusive. “If you do not mind me saying so, you are far smarter than I would have ever guessed.”

“Eh, not that smart,” Blitz said with a blush on his cheeks. “I dropped out of high school ‘cause I couldn’t take it and I had what I can and can’t do drilled into my head by the Wonderbolts. Trust me, what we did in the alley, if it gets out, I’m in so much shit.”

“My lips are sealed,” Elusive said, looking at the spa ponies who nodded their heads in agreement. “I wouldn’t dream of ruining your dream like that Blitz.”

“Thanks Elusive,” the pegasus hugged him, nuzzling against his face.

Beaming, Elusive returned both the hug and the nuzzle before parting and turning to face the owners of the spa, shaking both their hooves. “Thank you both for another wonderful treatment,” he told them.

“It was our pleasure,” they chimed in unison as the two stallions made their way out the front door. “Have a good and fun day!” Pelo called out with Narcissus chuckling to himself.

Standing outside, Elusive looked at his friend, already hovering in the air. “So what are your plans for the rest of the day?”

“Eh, like I said before, I need to practice some of my moves for my upcoming show,” Blitz shrugged his shoulders.

“Mind if I come and watch?” Elusive asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Sure, why not El?” Blitz said with a smirk on his face as the two went off to a more secluded part of town. “And thanks for a wonderful day, El.”

“Anytime Blitz, anytime.”

At the farm

Applejack waited until her friends were gone before pushing the door open and making her way back to the farm. She was still very annoyed at being a mare with Eris being no help whatsoever, although Applejack wasn’t that surprised that the draconequus had done nothing at all to help fix the mess she’d made.

Pushing her down her face as ponies began to mutter in her general direction, she could still remember how her family had reacted.

Applejack was so pissed at everything right now; first being left behind in Canterlot after Solaris and everypony teleported away, then being turned into a mare and then being forced to go around to ask for some bits to get back home. That required proving who she was to the guards which took a long time to prove she wasn’t no changeling, even with Queen Carapace’s changelings being on the up and up now. It was so late in the day that when she got off the train, it was starting to get dark in the sky. She was somewhat grateful for that, hoping she could sneak inside without any fuss but of course her big sister Melba was standing directly behind the door.

“Ummm,” Applejack drawled out, her facing the red pony.

“Poison joke?”

“Eeyup,” she said.

“Going to see Zicoro?”

“Eeyup.”

“Forget he’s out for a bit?”

Applejack blinked before sighing. “Eeyup.”

“Going to try and get your chores done like this anyway?”

“Yer darn tootin’.”

“Eenope,” her grandpa’s voice called out, the old stallion hobbling into the room. “You still got four hooves, you can still do your chores, young lady.”

“Gramps-”

“I can tan your hide, missy,” the elderly stallion warned with Applejack knowing full well he would carry out that threat.

“For doin’ mah work‽” Applejack gave him a look.

“Eh?” Pappy Smith quirked his head.

“Ah said ah was still goin’ to do mah chores, since ah can’t change back yet,” Applejack said. “No crazy gender-swap effect is goin’ to stop me.”

“Oh,” the elderly Earth pony said. “Well, mah mistake then.”

That had been that and now she was here, bucking trees like she had always done, although in the more distant and isolated section of the farm that Rainbow Blitz was going to use for practice today if he hadn’t been roped into going to the spa. It had been a touch harder work, with Blitz being somewhat right in his idiotic words but she was enjoying the challenge this body was giving her.

Taking a small break after a few hours of hard work, Applejack leaned against a tree and took a deep breath in. Her eyes fell down her body and she had to admit, she had one attractive body. Slim build with them nice curves in all the right places while having taut muscles underneath. Her eyes went down her barrel with her breathing starting to get heavier as she realized she was lying like those models in her playcolt magazines. With a faint blush spreading across her face, Applejack’s hoof began to trace down her chest, causing her to squirm about. Biting her lip as her hoof brushed past a perky nipple, she had brought a hoof to her lower lips when she froze.

“Am I about to do this?” she asked herself when a gust of wind blew past, faintly touching her vagina causing her to whine softly. Dropping her hoof onto her lady parts, she gently stroked them while whimpering the entire time.

Pausing a second, she looked at herself and said, “Okay, Ah’m about to do this outside, where any pegasus flyin’ overhead could see me.”

Then she looked up into the clear skies. “So why does that turn me on so much?”

Looking back down, she began to rub herself, her hoof pushing against her nethers, and shivering at the unexpected burst of pleasure. Pushing a little harder, she began to rub faster, and faster with her moaning getting louder. She then started to do what she normally did when she rolled in the hay with a mare, pushing her button ever so gently with a tender flick.

“Oh nelly!” she shouted, finally seeing why it drove the mares nuts when she did it. She continued to rub herself, not caring anymore about what happened, she just needed to-

A twig snapped, causing her head to snap up and see Elusive and Blitz staring at her with wide eyes. Even worse than two of her best friends catching her was the fact she couldn’t stop herself, with her climaxing loudly, shouting as she released all over herself and the grass around her.

Panting as she came down from her high, she looked at her friends again in embarrassment and fright, wondering what they were thinking right now.

“So…” Blitz said, landing low on the ground with a blush across his snout as he stared at her. “Been busy getting in touch with your female self?”

Elusive smacked the colt across the back of the head with a frown on his face, although his eyes were still on her as well.

“This… this is mighty awkward,” she said as she tried to pull herself upright but her body was too relaxed to do that properly, landing in a position that exposed her even more. “I thought you two would be in the spa all day.”

“We were,” Blitz said, chewing his lip as he flicked his wings. “After that, I decided to do some training and El decided to come watch.”

“Yes,” Elusive said, rubbing his hooves together.

There was a long moment with no pony speaking before Blitz let out a sigh.

“I’ll say it since none of us will,” the pegasus grumbled. “That was fucking hot, we both Berry Promise not to tell a soul about it and I am still hard as Tartarus right now.”

Applejack felt her ears redden at her friend admitting she turned him on with her body starting to react that way again, with her urges getting worse when Elusive admitted about the same.

“Look AJ,” Blitz began, pawing at the ground. “If you want, and if it okay with Elusive, maybe we can-”

“Stop right there, Blitz,” Applejack said as she pushed herself upright. “I appreciate what y’all are saying but Ah’m not into stallions that way no matter what gender mah body is now.”

“Fair enough,” Elusive said, tipping his head with Blitz mimicking him. “Um, another awkward question. I know that Blitz is digging a hole with his dick right now and I’m also somewhat aroused at the moment. Would it be wrong for us to, ahem,” he coughed, face reddening with Blitz standing up with grin on his face and his pecker clearly visible. “Use the field?”

Applejack felt herself blush horribly at that request but she didn’t dismiss it out of hoof. They did just catch her with her hoof in the cookie jar after all and they were being surprisingly mature about the whole deal.

With a sigh, she looked at Elusive, “I guess you two can rut each other but Elusive, do you know a spell to make it so that Ah don’t smell like ah… er… you know?”

“Yes, I do; something I learned aft-” the unicorn began only for the pegasus to tackle him over and begin to smother him in rough kisses. After moaning for a bit, Elusive managed to shove the pegasus off of himself and then jumped on top of Blitz, his hooves on the colt’s chest with his magic holding his wings down as well as rubbing his hind legs open. “That, my friend, was very naughty; I just got myself freshened up.” He growled lustfully, with Blitz looking up with eagerness as he squirmed halfheartedly.

“Yah I did,” Blitz said cockily. “What you’re going to do-” Blitz let out a sharp yelp as Elusive forced his legs open and used his magic to squeeze Blitz’s dick tightly and then forced his tongue into Blitz’s open mouth. Blitz let out a low moan at this, only to yelp louder against Elusive as the other stallion summoned some rope that he immediately used to hogtie the pegasus’s limbs behind his back, forcing his barrel and cock to jut outwards.

“How is that, Blitz?” Elusive stroked the helpless pegasus down his chest to his cock with the penis throbbing visibly.

“Oh El,” he moaned, his body slick with sweat.

“Is that an apology?” Elusive asked as he placed a hoof on Blitz’s penis, teasing the tip as he stood over the bound pegasus.

“N-no,” Blitz shuddered out, shaking his head out of Elsuive’s tail. “You like it dirty, El; turns you on.”

“Maybe, but how are you going-” Elusive yelped as Blitz somehow managed to push himself over on top of the unicorn.

“Like that, El,” Blitz grinned. “And I’m going to prove I don’t need anything but my mouth to get you to break.”

“Let’s see you tr-”

“Aaaaaaa!”

Both stallions froze, turning their heads to see Applejack climax again, with her hoof covered in her cum and panting hard with a dazed look on her face.

With a sleepy look on her face, she weakly raised a hoof at them. “Don’t ya say a word about this and don’t ya dare stop, alright?”

“Are you sure Applejaaa!” Elusive let out a shout of pleasure as Blitz locked his lips around the unicorn's dick.

“Positive, consarn it!” Applejack shouted as she started to rub herself again. “Ah don’t know what it is, but there’s somethin’ about the sight of you two… just keep goin’!”

“Re-really?” Elusive moaned as Blitz put him through heaven with his wonderful tongue, dimly aware to return the favour with his magic to rub every part of the pegasus on top of him. “That oh Blitz sounds like a lie to me.”

“Mmhm,” Blitz mumbled on his cock, before lifting his head off the thick penis. “I mean yeoh Elusive.” He moaned as the unicorn sent some magic up his plot while playing with his balls. “Total lie.”

“Ah don’t know what you two are talking about,” she said with her eyes darting to the side.

The two stallions shared a look and both stopped rutting each other with the desire still hot in her. Squirming as she was put on the spot with her body screaming at her for them to continue, she chewed on her lips before she broke.

“Okay, Ah wasn’t completelyhonest,” she said with her face heating up. “Ah kinda fantasize about this if you’ve got ta know; two ponies going at it while Ah watch them.” They continued to stare at her with a steady look before she let out another sigh. “And Ah guess knowing somepony is watchin me is kinda hot. So,” she coughed, still amazed that this was actually happening. “Can y’all get back to what yah were doin’?”

“It will be our ple-” Elusive began, only to moan loudly as Blitz assaulted the cock in his face with his mouth again, with the other stallion responding in kind as the mare leaning against the tree began to rub herself for the fifth time today.

An end of a normal day

It was much later in the day when the three ponies left the apple orchard with the two stallions very pleased with themselves and the mare mighty conflicted by what had happened. Not from the Wonderbolt training, that was amazing to see and both non-pegasi had to admit that their friend had really improved since the last time they had seen Blitz train. His turns were sharper, he managed to pull out of dives smoother, and while his stunts seemed flashier, he’d kept in total control as he flew. It really showed how seriously Rainbow Blitz was taking his place as a Wonderbolt and the grin on his face showed how happy he was when he was showing off.

What was bothering Applejack was the whole other business, where she’d gotten off watching her two friends go at it like rabbits in heat. Sure, it was a major turn on for the pony but they were both stallions, not mares! It was something that she’d need to think over later on tonight and hope that Zicoro got back soon so she could be a stallion again.

“So,” she said after Elusive had done his little spell that made them appear nice and clean again to be safe. “Are you two going to stay for supper or do you plan to continue your date at each others’ homes?”

“This isn’t a date!” Blitz snapped, looking guilty at Elusive who simply sighed.

“It’s a bit complicated, Applejack,” Elusive said. “And we don’t have any plans made…”

“As much as I would like to stay and eat either your or AJ’s grub, I’ve got to go home and take care of a few things,” Blitz said, scratching the back of his head. “Need to clean up, make sure Armor is okay and do a run over of my house for any leaks.”

“And I should go home for a quick bite so I can make a dent into my orders and start a few new designs I have in mind.” Elusive replied. “Also, I need to see if I can get some new fabric after being inspired so recently.” He smirked up at Blitz for this one, causing the pegasus to blush with Applejack being unfortunately able to connect the dots.

“And I gotta bring these apples in,” Applejack said. “See you guys later?”

“Yup; bye,” Blitz said to her before flying down to nuzzle the unicorn. “See you later, El.” He then took off with a bang, the rainbow trail faint in the air. Elusive simply laughed, shaking his head before walking off leaving Applejack alone.

“Wonder how long it’ll take for them to tie the knot,” she muttered to herself as she gathered all the apples to bring home.

Starbeam Glow flicked his eyes as Dusk and Flare came down the staircase for dinner with the two giddy and smirking.

“Oh hello Starbeam,” Dusk answered, looking a bit sheepish. “I forgot we had some lessons planned for today. I was busy showing Flare some of my plans for reforming the educational systems that we lost track of time.”

“And I suppose you two expanding your friendship played some part as well?” Starbeam said, with the prince blushing at the accusation. Flare, on the other hoof, seemed nonplussed by the entire thing.

“And how, pray tell, do you know that?” she asked, raising an eyebrow as she helped set the table.

“Things echo here,” Starbeam said with Dusk blushing even harder and Flare coughing and somewhat embarrassed now.

“Well, first things first, we need to work on a silence spell so we do not interrupt any other pony with our personal lives,” Dusk said as he continued to help finish setting the table with the guard. “Secondly, I promise not to let my relationship with Flare interfere with my lessons with you, my student.”

“That’s good,” Starbeam smiled as he served the food he had made. “ I hope you enjoy it; I know it’s not as good as Barbs’ but I did my best.”

“I am sure it is just fine,” Dusk said as he sat down, looking at Flare. “Barb is coming back soon; how do you propose we explain things to her?”

“Concerning what exactly, your highness?” Flare asked with a clipped tone, her eyes narrowing.

Dusk met the look and confidently said, “Namely with you living here as the captain of my guard as well as my marefriend. I do not want to hurt her and I have very little experience in this matter so I am asking for advice to make sure everypony is happy.”

“Well, it would be best if we told her the truth; no reason to lie and it would just cause problems if we did,” Flare said. “And you of all ponies should know better…” She gave Dusk a meaningful look.

“I said I was sorry about that,” Dusk sighed. “Personally, I’m more worried about how she’ll react when she finds out about Blitz and Elusive.”

“Oh?” Flare Warden raised an eyebrow. “Something else I should know about?”

Dusk sighed again. “Bubble Berry’s going to give me Tartarus about telling you this… but Barb has had a huge crush on Elusive ever since they met, and she’s never quite given up hope that El might return those feelings. Even if Elusive and Blitz are just friends with benefits and not a full couple, finding out is probably going to really upset her.”

“I see.” Flare lowered her head. “I can understand why she might be upset.”

“I’m just hoping that I can help her get over it,” Dusk with Flare wincing. “What, what did I say wrong?”

“Nothing per say but this requires a mare’s touch,” Flare said, patting his arm. “I will handle it.”

“Okay…” he trailed off, a bit confused but clearly trusting her judgment in this. “Thank you Flare.”

“It’s no problem,” she smiled back at him and Starbeam rolled his eyes at the young couple.

“If you two are done, can we start to eat?” Starbeam asked, causing them to blush and nod their heads.

Moon Dancer fixed her telescope’s sight again, keeping her attention on the cloud house and the multi-tiered carousel-like boutique that Elusive called home with both stallions clearly visible to her.

She was so focused that she didn't even hear the pony approach from behind her. “So, Moon Dancer, keeping to your task?” the pony asked softly behind her, causing her to flinch and turn around to see Prince Artemis.

“Yes sir,” she replied in the same low tone as to not alert anypony that she was there. “I’m sorry again for reporting late but as I said, there were some air disturbances that delayed me.”

“I remember,” the night alicorn said before leaning down with a grin on his face. “Hence why you are still spying on them?”

“Of course no-”

“Did Blitz just step out of the shower?”

“Dammit, don’t tell me I missed i-” she whipped her telescope around only to pause and blush as she was caught. “Um…”

“As they caused a majority of my headaches yesterday,” her prince said with a huff. “I will allow this for one night; after this, you will stop. Understood?”

“Yes si-ooo,” she cooed as Blitz walked out of the shower with his cock erect and Elusive using his magic to test some restraints on himself that gave her a perfect view of absolutely everything.

Artemis called over his shoulder as he flew off to Canterlot, with Moon Dancer already remembering all the fun she’d had with them last night and this morning as well as imagining the things that they could do. “Have a good night in ponyville.”