A day in Ponyville

Rainbow Blitz was so not happy and having Elusive gloating at him was so uncool.

“Come on, El,” he tried to get his friend to change his mind. “I don’t get that many days off-”

“I will get Berry to help me if you try to back out again,” Elusive said, shooting him a glare which caused Blitz to grumble loudly and storm out of the cafe, the unicorn smirking as he trotted out behind him.

Blitz slowed down as he turned the corner with Elusive catching up and giving him a sideways look.

“Blitz, it’s just a date, no different from what you proposed if you could keep yourself from cumming.” Elusive shook his head. “I don’t know why you are making such a big deal of it.”

“Dude,” Blitz face reddened up, looking at his friend. “Don’t say that!”

“What, cumming?” Elusive blinked, a chuckle. “Come on, you were bragging and egging me on the entire ti-”

“Not that,” Blitz facewinged, his cheeks still flushed. “The d word!”

“I…” Elusive’s eye darted from side to side, tapping his chin. “I didn’t say dick...”

“Gaaaaaah,” Blitz growled, facehooving with both hooves. “The d word dude! You know...” Blitz waved his hoof in a circle.

“Blitz, you will have to explain yoursel-, hello Pelo and Narcissus, we are here for our full day treatment,” Elusive said with both earth ponies looking at Blitz and then back at Elusive for clarification.

“I lost a bet, alright?” Blitz grumbled. “So let’s get this over with; whatever gay fru fru shit we have to do first El?”

Elusive was again at a lost for word, with the two earth ponies looking at Blitz and then again at Elusive for confirmation.

“...Blitz, you are gay,” Elusive said slowly. “Why the hay are you complaining about it being gay?”

“First off, I’m bi, not gay,” Blitz held up a wing, extending a feather. “Secondly, I’m not complaining about it being gay, it’s just that… it’s all that pointless fru fru stuff,” Blitz shuddered before looking at spa twins. “Er, no offense,” he said rubbing the back of his head before turning back to face the unicorn. “Look, El, I might swing both ways but I’m still me. I ain’t one of those stereotypes that loves musicals or just has to be fabulous, you get it?”

“...You calling me a stereotype because of all the times I wished to make you and guys fabulous, Blitz?” Elusive asked with a tilt of his head.

“Wha-NO!” Blitz shouted, face completely red. “I mean, seriously, can’t a colt who likes fucking both mares and stallions like the normal colt stuff? I mean, it’s okay if you like all that stuff El and I’m no pony to judge others but seriously I don’t and-”

“Blitz, stop,” Elusive placed a hoof onto his friend’s lips and stopping him from digging himself deeper into the hole. “I understand what you are trying to say. It’s not your cup of tea and you didn’t express yourself as properly as you could.” Blitz’s body sagged with relief, nodding his head before moving his head away. Elusive smiled at his friend before turning to face Pelo and Narcissus. “So what is on the itinerary as Blitz is a virgin to all this.”

The pegasus snorted with laughter at that crack with the twins doing their best not to laugh and be unprofessional.

“Well, first off, we start off with you taking a hot soak in the tub to loosen up the body, then my brother and I will give you our best massage with a hooficure for the both of you, with a preening and feather oiling for you Blitz, and a horn filing for you Elusive. We will then apply your facials and you will enjoy a nice mud bath for the end of your spa treatment, gentlestallions, followed by a shower to clean off the mud.”

“A hooficure?” Blitz whined before snapping his head up and looking at Elusive. “Not trying to get out of it, just… do you really need to touch my hooves?”

“It is part of the treatment and unless you have a medical reason for why we shouldn’t,” the other twin, Pelo, said with narrow eyes. “You will get your money’s worth, Elusive.”

Blitz let out a loud huff before sighing and nodding his head. “Anything else we should know?”

“Yes,” Narcissus said. “Any sexual act and activity can and will result in a permanent ban for life.”

“So no hanky panky inside the spa,” Pelo added with Elusive giving Blitz a glare that said If you get me banned, I will make sure you will regret it for the rest of your life.

“One question; if I get really turned on and I am about to… you know, jizz, would that count if I were to ask to use the bathroom as to not dirty up the place?” Blitz asked while Elusive simply stared in open mouth horror and embarrassment. “What? It’s a legit question considering how easy it was for -”

“Please keep what happened in the bedroom in the bedroom,” Elusive hissed with Blitz opening his mouth to make a retort. “And the shower and that alley, you plothead, you know what I meant!”

“Alley?” Pelo asked with interest with Blitz grinning broadly but before he could reply, Elusive stuck a hard cylindrical object into his mouth. “But to answer your question, Blitz...” the two twins got into a quick huddle before breaking apart and saying, “Only once, and we will ask you to leave for the remainder of the day.”

“Ah, thanks,” Blitz said after pushing Elusive’s hoof out of his lips, bobbing his head with Elusive glowering at him. “Don’t worry, I can keep myself contained.”

“Really, you are good at not ejacu-”

“Ah-hem,” Narcissus coughed loudly, causing Elusive to pale as he realized what he almost shouted. “If you will follow us?”

With a smouldering glare at the back of Blitz’s head, the two stallions followed the brothers to a sunken tub of steaming water.

Elusive, needing no prompting, trotted into the water and let out a low hiss when the water rolled over his body as he sat down on the raised floor of the tub. Blitz, on the other hoof, was a lot more cautious, tapping the water with a hoof before pulling it back to his barrel as if it bit him. Elusive had to bite back a snicker as Blitz kept going back and forth like a skittish colt. Finally, he came into the tub in a fast walk, letting out a soft yelp and wiggling about as he sat down across from Elusive.

“Oooh, I can see why you like this, El,” Blitz mumbled with his mane and tail billlowing out behind him. “Everything feels so good.”

“And just wait until the massage, Blitz,” Elusive smirked, nuzzling against the pegasus as the blue stallion sat down next to him. “So, the d word, care to tell me?”

Blitz meeped and scooted to the side. He then let out a sigh, sitting upright. “Date, dude, the word is date.”

“Why are you so against the word date, Rainbow Blitz?” Elusive asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Look, Elusive, if we are going to be… whatever we are, some ground rules?” Blitz said sharply. “Don’t call me your coltfriend or say we are going out on dates.” He held up a hoof to stop the unicorn from saying anything. “I’ve had really bad experiences in the past, Elusive and… look, you and the guys are my best friends and I know fucking with your friends can fuck things up.”

“I....” Elusive blinked in confusion before finding a place to start. “May I ask about some of your bad… others?”

“Elusive, the first bad relationship I had, it was all on me,” Blitz said, looking to the side. “Back in the flight school, me and Guilder were friends with benefits or something. We had an ‘open’ relationship, we agreed to it but it didn’t click in my head that he agreed to it because it made me happy.” The pegasus let out a groan, rubbing his face. “We were pretty damn close but we kept having fights and I couldn’t figure out why. Cue one massive nasty fight that involved us shouting both of our dirty laundry at each other in the middle of class, with him yelling at me that I was a stupid idiotic colt that couldn’t understand that when somepony really likes you, you don’t go fuck a cheerleader and brag about it to your griffon coltfriend,” Blitz let out another sigh. “He went back to Griffondale, I took some time out of school to let the heat die down only to drop out. Following that, I moved to Ponyville but I made a rule never to make a relationship that serious that quickly.”

Elusive took a moment to process that. It was a very mature response and he had to respect that Blitz had a legitimate reason to be so reluctant to get into another relationship. “Any oth-”

“Raindasher,” Blitz said with a blush on his face. “I know, I know, bad idea but I had just moved here and…”

“Yes, I know how one could make the mistake of tangling up with him,” Elusive said with a shake of his head. “I’ve heard stories of him being the biggest player in town and-”

“Yeah, he is. Amazing guy but he’s the exact opposite in how I want to be with another pony,” Blitz sighed. “Don’t get me wrong, if I get a good lay, I’d be happy as could be but I wouldn’t brag about it nonstop whenever I’ve got downtime.” Blitz let out a whine, shaking his head. “Are you okay with all this, Elusive?”

Elusive took notice that Blitz used his name instead of his nickname again, pressing how serious his athletic friend was being.

“It’s quite a bit to take in, Blitz, but I am willing to try… what do you normally call this situation?” Elusive asked, tilting his head.

“Fu-bang buddies,” Blitz said with a hitch in his voice as his eyes darted upwards as Pelo and Narcissus walked into the room. “Also, El, don’t use the L word. I swear I will do a Berry promise to never to sleep with you again.”

Pelo and Narcissus both looked at Elusive sharply at that, hungry for details with Elusive glowering at Blitz again.

“If you two will follow us,” Pelo said, offering a towel to Elusive with Narcissus offering one to Blitz who seemed about ready to shake himself dry. “And please Elusive, we have heard it all before. Butterscotch does talk to you about Eris here, after all.”

“True but still....” Elusive said as he toweled off. “I do not know if Blitz would be comfortable with sharing our intimacy.”

“Hey, if you’re good, I’m good,” Blitz said as he followed them towards the massage tables and hopped onto one that had room to expand his wings. “I mean, if you don’t want to talk about my tongue play, then that’s cool.”

Elusive let out a sigh as Pelo’s eyes went wide and his tail began to wag with all the juicy information being teased. He then hopped onto the other table and sat down. “Blitz, please show some discretion.”

“What?” Blitz asked as he tilted his head towards him with Narcissus starting to rub his back before his eyes went wide. “Oh, sorry man.”

“It’s okay, it’s part of your nature to be… peacocky about your deeds,” Elusive said with a wave of his hoof with Blitz letting out a squawk of protest. “And… I do hear Butterscotch gossip about Eris after I have needled him a tad.” Both Pelo and Narcissus bite back a snort with Elusive’s ears heating up. “I might have deserved some throwback, as it were.” Again both twins had to bite back a snort with Blitz snickering.

“Whatever dude,” Blitz said, leaning into Narcissus’s hooves as his wings started to emerge from his sides and a soft moan escaping his lips. “Oh man, if you had fingers Narcy, I’d be in heaven now.”

“Fingers Blitz?” Elusive asked, tilting his head to look at his friend as Pelo worked on a knot in his back.

“Guilder,” Blitz said with his eyes closing. “Might be a total tough guy but damn he had magical fingers.” His entire body shook, his wings flaring out which gave Narcissus a chance to start working on them. “No offense El, but your magic has nothing on his talons.”

Elusive let out a snort, feeling a bit slighted. He was about to retort when he heard a bird chirping of all things. He was about to ask Blitz about it when he noticed Blitz’s lips moving around. Before he could say anything, Pelo placed a hoof on his shoulder and stopped him.

Elusive was left marveling at this scene, with macho Rainbow Blitz chirping and cooing like a bird of all things. He continued his little show with Narcissus continuing his massage on the pegasus’s wings, his tail flicking back and forth and his back arching upwards.

“Excuse me, Narcissus, but I need to get the horn filer,” Pelo said, walking in front of the pegasus and earth pony, causing Blitz to blink and blush as he noticed Elusive looking straight at him.

“Uhhhhh…” Blitz blushed, tapping his hoof against the table.

“Little known fact that if you get a pegasus really happy, they start acting like a bird,” Narcissus said with a smirk as he began to oil down Blitz’s feathers, the pegasus clearly holding back more bird noises. “It’s quite rare, to be honest. Most pegasi build up a tolerance so they wouldn’t do it in public…”

Blitz's face became redder, with his face planted square into the table with Elusive snickering. “I’m still better at holding it back then you El, and what happened in the alley doesn’t count as you cheated,” Blitz snapped with a pout on his face.

“Well, if I recall, you liked when my magic danced up your plooo,” Elusive coughed, realizing what he had been yelling about. “And if I cheated, then why are we here?”

“Hey, I still came, so we came,” Blitz said with a big smirk on his face while Elusive’s face went white. “So El… why do you get your horn filed?”

“Ah,” Elusive said, sitting upright as Pelo sat behind him with the file. “Horns continued to grow as you get older, and for unicorns it becomes necessary to make sure they don’t get too long or you could have dead space where the horn overgrows the core and that can rot easily,” Elusive said, doing his best to stay still as the excess bone of his horn was filled off.

“So that mare that sometimes hangs around Berry, what’s her name… Poppy Pin, what about her?”

“Some ponies like to have their horns be pointier,” Elusive said with a shrug of his shoulders. “Despite Prince Solaris having a long horn, it’s not a style most unicorns would bother with as it requires tremendous maintenance and you really need to be on the ball to make sure it doesn't become rotten.”

“Ah, so it’s too fru fru for you to handle?” Blitz asked with chuckle in his throat. Elusive was strongly tempted to smack Blitz for that when Narcissus ‘slipped’ and hit him across the head as he went to the other wing. Blitz was about to protest when Narcissus began preening his other wing, causing the pegasus to start cooing again. Elusive smiled to himself as he felt his horn being smoothed down to a more reasonable length, almost at ease when Pelo guided him into position for his hooficure when he heard Blitz let out a merp.

“Uh… can we not do this, Narcissus?” Blitz said as he was moved into a similar position, eying the earth pony who was getting close to his hooves. “Please?”

Elusive was about to let him off the hook when Blitz surprised him again when Narcissus touched his hooves by giggling. He watched stunned as Blitz giggled and snorted, squirming about as Narcissus tried to give the stallion his hooficure, with Pelo abandoning him to hold down the laughing pegasus only to fail as Blitz tossed him to the side with Narcissus running to his brother’s aid. Elusive looked at the panting Blitz who was struggling to get his laughter under control, who was trying to say something to the earth pony but kept breaking down in more snickers. Finally he managed to squeak out, “Are you okay Pelo?”

“Yes, yes, I will be fine,” Pelo said with a big groan, rubbing his head. “I forgot you were a Wonderbolt, Blitz.”

“Yeah,” Rainbow Blitz sighed through dying laugher. “We kinda get trained to be tough… man, I wonder how Dusk deals with Flare kicking back in bed… then again, he is an alicorn…”

“Well, if you will excuse me, I need to sit down for a moment, gentlestallions,” Pelo said as he was directed to a staff room by his brother, leaving the two ponies alone.

Elusive gave his friend his best inquesting look with Blitz looking to the sde before letting out a huff. “I’ve got really ticklish hooves, okay?”

“I didn't say a word, Blitz,” Elusive chided, smirking to himself as he filed this bit of information away.

“Please don’t say anything to the guys,” Blitz whined, placing a hoof against his face. “Can you imagine how many pranks Berry or Eris will spring on me if they learn this?”

“Or Applejack getting back at you for you getting your thrills by having him pull your tail or lasso you down?”

“Hey, I said it was not on purpose!” Blitz shot back before blushing. “And yeah, I can kinda see him get back me by tickling me…” He then groaned, adding another hoof to his face. “Yeah, he’d do exactly that to me; it would be so embarrassing.”

“I promise, I won’t tell anypony about your ticklish hooves, Blitz,” Elusive said, remembering to save this for when they had their foreplay again to make Blitz really squirm.

“Thanks El,” Blitz let out a sigh before looking at the door where the twins left. “You think Pelo is okay?”

“I think so,” Elusive replied, turning his head in the same direction as his friend. “Might be a bit sore after you bucked him. I know how hard you can hit, after all.”

Blitz grinned, fluffing his chest out with a bit of pride at that remark, turning his head to look at the clock. “Wow, we’ve been here for a while man.”

“Yes, time does fly when you are having fun,” Elusive said with a hum. “You have been enjoying yourself, right Blitz?”

“Yeah, it’s been pretty cool hanging with you, El.” Blitz smiled, hunkering down on the spot. “And I feel really good; might actually take up the rest of the Bolt’s invitation to join them at the spa next time.”

“Mmm,” Elusive tapped his chin. “Nothing against Pelo or Narcissus, but I can only imagine the quality service your team has access to.”

“Eh, I am sure I’m allowed to have one groupie tag along as I know Breakneck has a different one with them in the dressing room every show.”

Elusive’s ears flicked at being called a ‘groupie’ but he overlooked it. “I would be honoured to join you, Blitz.”

“No prob dude,” Blitz smirked at him again, ears perking up as the door opened up and the twins walked in. “You good, Pelo?”

“Yes yes, I am fine,” the pony said, shaking his head. “Now if you will follow us, we will apply your facials and then get you two ready for your mud bath.”

With a nod of his head, Blitz pushed himself off the table and followed him to a pair of chairs with Elusive right behind him. Blitz needed no instruction, positioning himself perfectly on the spot with Elusive by his side in the other chair. Narcissus began to place on the facial while Pelo went to take care of Elusive’s hooves, telling the unicon that the earth ponies had put trimming the pegasus's hooves down as dangerous activity.

“Hey, I recognize this stuff, Glide uses it, I think,” Blitz said leaning up for a moment before Narcissus pushed him back down.

“How do you know what her facial product is, Blitz?”Elusive asked, raising an eyebrow at his friend.

“Eh, she either lost a bet or legit forgot she had it on one day,” Blitz replied with a shrug. “Didn’t get a chance to ask as I was practicing for the show.” Blitz then reached out with a wing and slapped Elusive on the side. “Reminds me, I’ve got bleacher tickets for you and the guys for my show in a few months and unlike Dusk, I’ve got enough tickets for everypony.”

“Please don’t remind me of that gala,” Elusive whined, almost facehooving before Pelo coughed delicately enough to remind Elusive what he was about to do.

“Sorry ‘bout that, you don’t like to be reminded of princess bitchula, right?” Blitz asked tilting his head slightly towards Elusive as Narcissus began to apply the last bit of the facial cream before help the pegasus walk over to the mud bath. “Hey El, does this remind you of anything?” he called out as he slipped under the mud, a smirk plastered across his face.

Elusive’s face simply went completely red as both of the twins’ ears perked up and looked pleadingly at the unicorn to share some dirt. “And if you do what we did then here and you get me banned from the spa, I will kill you.”

Blitz's head raised from the mud. "Actually, I was thinking about that Brotherhooves Social a while back, when Silver Bell and Applejack started it out together, but then you hid in the mud and switched places with AJ to finish the rest of the race."

Elusive blinked and a slow smile emerged on his face. “I thought you were going to mention the sex we had in my shower, to be honest Blitz.” Elusive’s eyes then went wide as realization came to him on what he just said.

“Well, I never would have thought you two would actually do the deed,” Pelo mused to himself with Narcissus grinning like Alexandrite had caught a rat. “How was it, if you don’t mind us asking?”

“Well,” Elusive knew that he was in deep and there was no backpedaling now. “I have to say that I never expected Blitz to be so gentle and delicate.”

Blitz blushed at this compliment, squirming on the spot. “Come on Elusive, ya don’t need to say that.”

“Oh please, Blitz, for all your gruff exterior, you are truly a kind and gentle lover and I had to push you to be your rough and tough self in my bed with Moon Dancer. And then the shower with her… and then the alley after I won our bet,” Elusive said as his facial was applied with the Wonderbolt blushing harder.

“Shuttup,” the Wonderbolt grumbled with a tiny smile on his face. “At least I don’t kiss like a virgin. Suck like a three bit whore, but ain’t no pro kisser.”

“...You have paid somepony to suck you for three bits?”

“What no!” Blitz said with a shudder. “It’s like food, man. If it’s worth only three bits, then it’s probably shit.”

“Hmm, fair point,” Elusive said with a shrug before looking at his friend. “Ever pay for something for three bits?”

“Sushi with Guilder,” Blitz said with his tongue sticking out. “We were so sick afterwards, it wasn’t even funny.” Blitz blinked and focused his eyes. “ I mean it; we had to go to the hospital and that wasn’t a fun trip. Also when my dad found out I swung both ways; super awkward and totally uncool.”

“Your father doesn’t approve?” Elusive asked as he was directed to his mudbath.

“No, he’s totally cool with it… a bit too cool," Blitz squirmed again. “Nothing screams ‘kill me’ more than your dad giving you Playcolt and Playfilly for your birthday in front of everypony.”

Pelo, Narcissus and Elusive snorted at that, not even trying to hold back their laughter with Blitz taking it in with a good natured smile. “So tell me, what was your embarrassing gift from your folks?”

“Oh no, I am not telling you that,” Elusive said with a light tease in his voice. “I’m not so bold to give out precious details like that.”

“Says the pony that told everypony about our banging time, El,” Blitz said with a smirk. “Hey, I thought it would be me that would spill the beans, not you!”

“Fair point,” Elusive giggled, sticking his tongue out at his friend. “I guess you have, loosened, me up Blitz.” He cooed the word, causing Blitz to let out a tiny gulp and scoot down in the mud. With a chuckle, the unicorn turned to face the hungry twins and shook his head. “Sorry, I am not sharing that particular detail or any others. Blitz was kind enough not to do so and I can see him beginning to get uncomfortable.”

Both pouted before shaking their heads, Narcissus saying, “We will leave you two alone and I hope you two enjoy yourselves… without adding our spa to your tally?”

“I’ll give you a Berry promise on that one, dudes,” Blitz said. “Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”

“Likewise,” Elusive said before Blitz glared at him. With a sigh, Elusive said, “Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”

“Good, because you two know that breaking a Berry Promise is the best way to lose a friendship,” Pelo said with a smirk on his face.

“FOREVER!!!” Bubble Berry said as he jumped out from the middle of Blitz’s mud bath, causing the pegasus to to spray mud out with his wings. Narcissus frowned and shot his brother a dirty look before rolling his eyes and going to get a mop to clean up the mess. “You two have funning fun?” the pink pony asked, removing the snorkle.

“Yeah, I’m good,” Blitz said with his voice on the edge of cracking, placing a hoof on his chest. “You Elusive?”

“Yes yes but this is a private spa treament, Berry,” Elusive said to his friend, doing his best not to question things, even moreso when Berry said ‘Okie dokie lokie,’ put his snorkel mask back on and dove into Elusive’s mud bath and vanished. He then looked at Pelo who was smirking at his grumbling brother. “Did you two bet on where Berry would appear?”

“Yes, and cleaning up this mess is the least I have to do now,” the stallion grumbled as he finished clearing up the mud. “Now that we are done, we will leave you be.”

Elusive waited for them to go before he looked at Blitz. “So before I sit back, can I ask you opinion on twins?”

“Eh, I’d love to get twins one day but fuck me, it ain’t going to happen,” Blitz said with a frown on his face. “It’d be me asking two ponies, ‘Hey, you want to bang me with your brother/sister?’ You get shot down fast and either slapped across the face, punched in the face or bucked across the room and get labeled as a massive creep. And I know there are some ponies who might get off on fantasizing about that sort of thing, but if you think about it, it’s kind of creepy to wind up in a situation where you find two siblings that like to fuck each other. I mean, and please don’t kill me for this, but it would be like you asking me if an aged up Silver could join us.”

Elusive shuddered as unwanted mental images played out in his head. “I see your point and I suppose that it is a fantasy that will never be answered… not without a couple of changelings, though.”

“Nah, ain’t the same from what I heard,” Blitz said, shaking his head. “Besides, if you have changelings, why go for twins when you could aim for the the sky?”

“Who would you go for if you had changelings?”

“El, you know who I would go for, I told you my wet dream about Firestorm and Glide,” Blitz said with a scoff. “What about you, anypony on your bang list?”

“Well, I don’t have a bang list, but I do need to reorganize my plans to include bat ponies or a pegasi if they cannot imitate their tongues.”

“Oh yeah, I would have to add bat pony tongue to anything that happens with changelings,” Blitz said with a squirm. “Okay, El, I think we need to stop talking about this or I might get myself kicked out.”

“Very well, Blitz,” Elusive said with a smile on his face. “Let us just enjoy our time here.”

“‘Kay,” Blitz said with a smile on his own face.

“Your time is up, gentlestallions,” Pelo called out, causing the two wake up. “Now Rainbow Blitz, may I ask how did you enjoy your time here?”

“Oh it was amazing,” Blitz chirped as he was helped out of the bath and directed to the shower stalls. Elusive watched as water poured down his friend’s tight muscular body, drinking in every aspect of the pegasus's frame. Biting his lip, Elusive hauled himself out of the mud and walked over to join Blitz to wash himself clean, giving a shake of his tail as Blitz’s wing drifted over to his side and traced small circles on his side. “I feel like I could do a million sonic rainbooms right now.”

“I am pleased to hear th-” Narcissus paused, tilting his head before calling his brother over. “Is it me or is Rainbow Blitz shorter than Elusive?” Pelo tilted his head, raising an eyebrow and nodding his head in agreement.

“Well, I suppose Elusive knows if the old saying about good things and small packages is true or not,” Pelo purred out.

“Hey, I’m not that short,” Blitz said with a huff. “Tall enough to look this unicorn in the eyes and give him a good tonguing. And everypony knows that if you got wings, you give the best tongue,” Blitz said, waggling his tongue in the air.

Elusive simply shook his head, washing the mud out of his mane. “And we unicorns are the best at treating the entire body with our magic,” he replied, using his magic to fix his mane.

“And lest you two forget that we earth ponies can last far longer than either of you two,” Pelo grinned, handling Blitz a towel. He took it, drying himself off with his tail and mane reverting to their usual jagged state. “I do wish I could try and tame that mane of yours, Blitz.”

“Ain’t going to happen,” Blitz said, toweling down his face. “I’m already marketed to look like this by the PR department of the Wonderbolts and they’d kill me for changing my style without warning them.”

“Huh, I didn’t think of that, Blitz,” Narcissus said, handing a towel to Elusive. “If you do not mind me saying so, you are far smarter than I would have ever guessed.”

“Eh, not that smart,” Blitz said with a blush on his cheeks. “I dropped out of high school ‘cause I couldn’t take it and I had what I can and can’t do drilled into my head by the Wonderbolts. Trust me, what we did in the alley, if it gets out, I’m in so much shit.”

“My lips are sealed,” Elusive said, looking at the spa ponies who nodded their heads in agreement. “I wouldn’t dream of ruining your dream like that Blitz.”

“Thanks Elusive,” the pegasus hugged him, nuzzling against his face.

Beaming, Elusive returned both the hug and the nuzzle before parting and turning to face the owners of the spa, shaking both their hooves. “Thank you both for another wonderful treatment,” he told them.

“It was our pleasure,” they chimed in unison as the two stallions made their way out the front door. “Have a good and fun day!” Pelo called out with Narcissus chuckling to himself.

Standing outside, Elusive looked at his friend, already hovering in the air. “So what are your plans for the rest of the day?”

“Eh, like I said before, I need to practice some of my moves for my upcoming show,” Blitz shrugged his shoulders.

“Mind if I come and watch?” Elusive asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Sure, why not El?” Blitz said with a smirk on his face as the two went off to a more secluded part of town. “And thanks for a wonderful day, El.”

“Anytime Blitz, anytime.”