Hey, MARE-inette!

by Punny pony

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Pinkie Pie, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 1324

What would happen if Pinkie and Chat Noir met? I honestly don't know, maybe some CHAT-ing will occur.

What would happen if Pinkie and Chat Noir met? I honestly don't know, maybe some CHAT-ing will occur.
(MIRACULOUS LADYBUG CROSS OVER)

Published 2017-03-31 22:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-31 22:40:01 UTC

Just Chat-ing

Author's Note

Hey guys, this is my first ever story on here! :yay: I hope you enjoy! (Please note that this is probably considered a troll fic and is not at all supposed to be serious in any way.) Oh, yeah, and make sure that you look out for references to other things! :rainbowkiss: :trollestia:
Also, tell me what you think of this, do you like it? Hate it? Should I write another part for it? But anyway, I hope you enjoy, Hey, MARE-inette!

Just Chat-ing

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, and everypony (well, most... I'm looking at YOU Twilight! Stop sorting your books for the hundredth time and get out here!) was out and about, the sun was shining, the sky was blue, and on days like these, something just has to go wrong. Namely, a portal miraculously opened up, and out came a cat boy and a girl in a... a... Halloween costume?

"IT'S NOT A HALLOWEEN COSTUME!"

Oh, okay then. Well, what is it?

"..."

It's a Halloween costume.

"Fine."

Now stop breaking the fourth wall, please. Ahem, now where was I? Ah, yes, a cat boy and a weird girl in a Halloween costume miraculously appeared from out of the sky... and landed on Pinkie's mane, and promptly got absorbed by said mane.

"Chat...? Chat, where are you?"

"M'lady, I'm over here," Chat began, "it appears that we're tangled in some kind of dense, ultra strong, fibrous material, and it also appears to be pink."

"No duh."

"Hey, look, M'lady," Chat began as he bent down to pick up a cupcake, "a cupcake."

"Exactly how did that get there?"

"Silly billies, it's because you're in my mane!"

Suddenly, a bright, shining light appeared, as if the heavens above had opened up, allowing its rich spoils of glamorous light to rain down upon thee... Soon after, a giganticly tiny hoof parted the skies, allowing the duo out from their pink prison.

"Um, Chat?"

"Yes, M'lady?"

"Do you know what's currently happening?"

Chat drummed his fingers on his pear-phone, "I don't know, Bugaboo, but should we really be saying what's happening? Shouldn't it be, like, I don't know, what's appening?"

"Kitty, now is NOT the time to be joking around."

"Sorry, love bug."

"Don't call me that," Ladybug clenched her fists, "ever again."

"Fine."

While the duo was chat-ting, a certain pink pony was busy grabbing random things out of her hair, in search for the two mysterious voices in her mane. After about, thirty seconds of searching, Pinkie finally gave up and shook her mane.

"Chat, stop gnawing on that chew to-- WAHH?!"

And out of that mane, came two hormonal teenagers, arguing about gnawing on a chew toy.

"M'lady, are you seeing what I'm seeing?"

Ladybug slowly turned around and saw a small, pink pony with huge poofy hair that probably was styled in the 80's.

Hey! That's not very nice, you know.

Sorry Pinkie... Wait... What? How...? Why...? When..?

Uhhh, I've been listening to you since, like ever since you started narrating, silly!

Okay then... now stop breaking the fourth wall. Sheesh, what's up with peo-- ponies breaking the fourth wall so much? Anyway, back to the story.

"Chat, get ready to fight, it might be an akuma."

"But M'lady, it's so cute! Can we bring it back to Paris?" Chat begged, "Pretty please?"

Ladybug sighed, "Boys and their ponies these days, back in my day, it used to be for girls only."

"What was that, M'lady?"

"Nothing, nothing you need to worry about. Yep totally not about boys and ponies and stuff! Nope, not at all!"

"Hiya! I'm Pinkie," The little pink mare started, "and these are my friends, Inky, Blinky, and Bob!"

As if on cue, card board cut outs of little ghosts appeared all around Pinkie.

"What's your names?"

Ladybug wearily looked at Chat, wondering if they should really trust this so called "Pinkie" thingy.

"I'm Chat Noir, and this is m'lady Ladybug," Chat grinned like Cheshire cat, "get it? M'lady? Ladybug? Ha! I'm so funny."

Pinkie gasped, "Like, Ladybug and Chat Noir from Miraculous Ladybug?"

"Wait, there's a show about me? Really?" Ladybug's eyes lit up like a wild fire

"Yep! I love, love, love that show! The way you zip and zoom all around the place is fun to watch! And also the fact that you two are completely oblivi- mmmhhh!"

AND SUDDENLY, OUT FROM THE SKY CAME A GIGANTIC HAND TO SHUT PINKIE UP SO THEN SHE DOESN'T KEEP RAMBLING AND REVEAL THE IDENTITIES OF LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR.

Hey, what was that for?!

Sorry Pinkie, I had too, I wanted to make the suffer, just a tiny bit more.

But... But my ship!

NO SHIPPING FOR YOU LITTLE MISSY, YOU ALMOST RUINED MY FUN!

Awww phooey, fine, no shipping...for now...

Good, now stop frickin' interrupting my story! How many times do I have to tell you? Breaking the fourth wall is bad!

Well actually, you never really said that. You just told me to stop breaking the fourth wall, but you never said for how long! You're silly, you know that right?

...

...

...

Please, no more. Just let me write, please I'm begging you.

"What was that you were going to say Pinkie?"

"Oh, nothing! Anyway..."

A beeping of miraculouses abruptly interrupted what Pinkie was about to say.

"Oh! Sorry, it seems like my miraculous is running out Pinkie, and I don't want too know who Chat is."

"You don't? Why? Is it because you're afraid to see how purrfect I am?"

"Oh! I got that! Purr-fect, since you're a cat and all, that was funny!"

"So yeah, I'm just going to leave now since y'know," Ladybug trailed off, "I'm going to transform and stuff."

Pinkie whined, "Can't I see who you are? I really, really wanna know!"

"Oh, you don't wanna know... know... know.. know... uh, crap, I just forgot."

"Wait.. I just realized... who's gonna take us home, like, to our own universe and all that crap?" Chat blurted

"Home?" Ladybug asked

"Home?" Pinkie added

"Home." Chat confirmed "How are we gonna get back?"

Pinkie started bouncing in excitement, knowing what would happen next.

"I will! I can bring you home! Just jump onto my back and I shall teleport you there. Get on!" Pinkie beamed

"Wait, you can do that?" Chat questioned, "M'lady, what do you think?"

"Well, Chat, I guess it's the only option right now..."

But as soon as she finished, she changed back into Marinette. Purrfect timing, don't you think? Wink wink, cat pun just snuck in!

"... Well, crap, this wasn't supposed to happen."

"Mare-inette?! You're Ladybug?" Chat excitedly said "This is great! I know who you are now, can I show you who I am?"

"Nope! Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope." Marinette shrieked

"Fine, after we go back though, I'll show you who I really am, purrincess."

Chat winked at Marinette, making all of the Mari-Chat shippers go ballistic with fangirl attacks.

"Are we ready to go yet? You hooman beans have been talking for ages!"

"Fine, Chat, we'll discuss this later."

The two heros jumped onto the majestic little pink pony's back and rode off into the sun set (SHIMMER) on a trail of a mix between rainbows and sparkles (AND SKITTLES). And that, dear readers, is what draws this story to the end.

But the end is just the beginning of something new. Maybe we won't see it in a long time, but it will happen. Okie dokie wokie, that's all I have left to say. Thank you everyone for reading this! Good bye, farewell, everyone.

Whoa, Pinkie, since when did you start talking directly to readers?

Since now.

Oh, okay. Well then, um... this really has turned awkward now hasn't it? But anyway, this is the sentince that draws this part to an end. Good bye everyone, and may we meet again.