Ger-mane Armored Forcesby General_RommelChaptersSurvivalA New EnemyA New Ally?An Old EnemyHelp Is On The WayFollowerUpgradesDead Griffons For Dinner? *VOMIT*Broken PromisesCakeOperation Overlord WhiteOff To A Bad Start... A REALLY Bad StartSurvival"Hey general!", Said Rich. "Hmf, what is is now Rich?", said Lapiz, getting up from his cot, then seeing Rich in his face, "You know you don't need to yell if I'm THIS close?", he then said after rubbing his eyes. "I found some Cake!" "Hmm cake? I doubt that, that too expencive, especially out here" Then Rich stuffs some into Lapiz's face. Then finally realizing, that doing stuff like that to a high commanding officer with a high temper was a bad idea, he runs for his dear life, hoping to not get punched, or even worse; shot in the foot. "RICH! COME BACK HERE!", Lapiz yelled in anger. "NOPE!!", Rich yelled back. Some of the campers had woken up to see the show, apparently they find the general being angry very amusing sometimes. When Lapiz had caught up to him, he threw his Lugar(German WWII Pistol) at Rich's head. *WHACK!* Rich fell face first onto the snowy ground with a *Thud*. "Ow. Yeah I guess deserved that.", Whimpered Rich. "HECK YEAH YOU DID!", Yelled Lapiz as he attempted to wipe the sticky dessert off his face, but with luck not on his side, he only smeared it around. "Look at this, you got my uniform a mess". He flicked some at Rich's cheek, then went to retrieve his Lugar. More of their yelling had woken up more campers, and soon there was a few laughing out loud. Rich got up and rubbed his cheek, then the whole camp experienced an all-too-familiar ear piercing sound. *PTOW!!* The explosion made the laugher fall dead into the pit of silence. A few campers freaked out and swung around, aiming an invisible rifle at nothing. "Crap", Whispered Lapiz. "Everyone get up! The Allied Forces are here!" yelled Rich. *PTOW!!* As the second boom was heard, Lapiz jumped up to the Tiger II's turret, not even bothering to close the hatch. He grabbed a random shell, loaded it, and fired straight ahead, hoping to scare the American Tank. *BOOMF!!* The booming stopped, and by that time everyone was out of their tents as quickly as a Quail being chased by a pack of starving Coyotes. "W-what happened?", asked a private ranked engineer. "I swear if this was a prank pulled off by one of you...", Lapiz shouted, pointing his finger at the formation of soldiers. He then turned his back to all of the soldiers and vehicles, "I will be taking 10 promotions worth off your rank, understand!", He finished yelling even louder, hoping that if there really was an American Tank, his loud shouting would hopefully scare it into thinking that there was a large group of infantry. Even though there was a large group of infantry, the rescued men didn't stand a chance against even a single Light Tank. "G-G-Gen-Gen-eral?", Asked a terrified militiamen, giving a shaky salute. "Y-Y-Yes?", Responded Lapiz, mocking the private soldier. "I-I saw a-a", The terrified soldier started. "Look just say it already ok, were all freezing out here!!", Interrupted Lapiz. "JUMBO!!", yelled Rich "Dude shut up, you're not fooling anyone, plus you didn't let him finish", Scolded Lapiz. He didn't trust that Rich was telling the truth, he stopped believing him for awhile after that incident with the cake. *PTOW!!* Lapiz then quickly turns around to see a American M4A3E2 Jumbo Heavy Tank roll down the slope the Germans were camping behind. "Everyone to their positions!", Lapiz commanded Most of the tank crews started running top speed towards their tanks, while the crew of the Pak 44 started setting up, "Load the APCR shell!", then gunner yelled at the loader of the Pak 44 Anti-Tank Cannon. *PTOW!!* Most of the other militiamen soldiers started to scatter, they were trained to do so if they had encountered a Tank and they weren't prepared to fight, so that they might confuse it. Though that was the only advantage they had: To confuse it. As the Heavy Tank fired a HE (High Explosive) shell from it 75mm M3 Cannon at the troops, 3 men were killed unfortunately. One of the freaked out militiamen started running into a random tent. "NO! We must fight, its just ONE Heavy Tank", Lapiz scolded as he lunged for the soldier and grabbed him by the collar of his dirty uniform. *PTCLANG!!* The Anti-Tank Crew had fired the Pak 44s big, 128mm Anti-Tank Cannon, At the American Heavy Tank. The tank then stopped moving. Lapiz could only assume that either the crew was dead, or the tank had a engine leak which caused it to stop working, "See that wasn't so ba-", Lapiz was cut off by the sudden force of an invisible impact, everyone was hit. Lapiz woke up and found himself sitting in the loader's seat of the Tiger II, "Ow, what happened?" "Keep it down General", Rich hissed in a whispering voice. "What happened?, whispered Lapiz, listening to Rich. He rubbed his head. "I don't exactly know, but I think we're in a land of colors, possibly the west side of Russia or something. I've heard weird things about that side of the country, and this is most certainly weird", stated Rich. "Where's the rest of my men?", Lapiz asked. "There all here but they need your help again", Answered Rich. "What is it this time?", asked Lapiz with a grumpy tone. "Get out of the tank and that'll explain everything", Answered Rich, and sure enough they needed help; Most of them were in tangled up tents, some were unconscious, while some were hurt and couldn't move. The rest of the men that were capable of moving, and had no injuries, were walking around and trying to help others, like a good soldier. A good soldier never leaves a man behind. Whenever one of the troops got a "Good Job" from General Lapiz, it was a sign of gratitude, it was something they cherished and bragged about. That's maybe the reason some of the troops are helping out the unconscious and wounded men, for satisfaction. "Ouch", said Lapiz as he did a fake flinch at the scene. "Yeah, I know right?", said Rich. "Why didn't you help them while I was knocked out? You're second in command and you didn't give them directions while I was out? Why do we need to keep quiet?", scolded Lapiz with a whisper. "Awaiting orders, you haven't been knocked out that long,", Rich said with a salute, " And we have to keep quiet because we have no idea where the heck we are. Who knows, this could be enemy territory?" Lapiz nodded then looked around and the realized something that was missing in the scene "Where's the tanks!?", asked Lapiz in a worried whisper. "There behind us, we hid them because you don't allow us to use them in combat without you", Rich started. "Except when we're in a situation where I'm not here to command you, that's another reason I have a second in command", scolded Lapiz. "Sorry sir, I forgot about that", Rich said in a apologetic tone ,"Be glad that I'm your driver. who knows who could've stolen them". "Be glad that I would have done the same thing to the tanks, or else you would've probably been punched for making large decisions without me", mumbled Lapiz in a serious, angry tone. Rich slaps his hand on his face, realizing that he had forgotten the rules again, and the punishments. He never forgets them, that's one of the reasons he's second in command. So how did he forget in the first place? Must've been the invisible impact. "Tell all tank crews to get inside their tanks, and to check for any damage before we leave", started Lapiz, "Also tell everyone else to stay alert and all ears, like you said, we don't know what could be out here. Oh, and Rich?". "Yeah?", Rich answered. "Can you please help the stuck soldiers?", Asked Lapiz. " *SIGH* Yes sir", Rich gave a salute, and ran off to help the other soldiers. Author's Note you see? it SUCKS! if you want me to continue, then be my guest to tell me. now if you wanna add yourself to my story, then tell me, i'm allowing it with open arms, but as a person, not a pony... yet now if you're curious on what rank Lapiz is, he's a Two Star General" A New Enemy"We need to leave this place, or at least be on the move", Lapiz said to his crew Then all of a sudden they hear that same annoying boom of an American M3 Cannon firing again. Apparently, the crew inside the thought-to-be-taken-out Jumbo was not giving up. "Ram it", Lapiz said with a sigh Then the Tiger II lurched forward at full speed, heading towards the immobile tank. They collided with a crash of steel. "Listen, I know you wanna fight, but this is nonsense.", Lapiz shouted out to the tank," just join our rescue group, and help us retrieve any stranded soldier or broken down tanks." The Jumbo fired another shot. "I don't wanna fight you", Lapiz protested The tank stopped, then the crew inside called back, "Hook up our tank if you're in a rush, that big tank of yours could pull it" "So the engine's broken?", Lapiz asked "Yup" "Ok then, we'll hitch you up", Lapiz shouted out in a glad tone The new member of the convoy was hitched up to the Tiger II, they may have moved slower, but it was worth it. Besides, they could be on more of a look out at a slower pace. They had gone for what had seemed like miles until something moved in the bushes. The slow pace must've been useful after all. "Over there!", Lapiz shouted, "Load an HE shell, and aim at that spot in the bushes" Then all of a sudden a Zebra pops out of the bushes. "What the hell?", Tiger II Gun Loader Sam said with a disgusted tone, "This isn't Africa" The Zebra ran off, as expected. I'm pretty sure you would run off if you saw a huge group of Tanks and Infantry right in front of you. "Let's mov-", Lapiz was cut off by a big boom that didn't sound like any kind of cannon he'd ever heard. Everyone in the convoy looked up to see a circle rainbow, it was rapidly expanding. Lapiz had swung open the to hatch of the turret, mouth agape in amazement. Then a blue blur leaving a rainbow trail starts heading directly towards Lapiz. He swung the canopy closed and heard a *THANG!*. The blue 'Thing' must've collided with the hatch before the 'Thing' could hit him. "Ow", said the 'Thing', the infantrymen had then realized it was living thing, Gunfire started but then ceased after a few shots. The "Thing" was unconscious Lapiz opened the Canopy, then the first thing he saw was a light blue baby horse, with wings, sitting next to the Machine Gun. He grabbed ahold of it by the neck and tackled it into the turret, but then he was then the next one to realize it was unconscious. "Can we keep this weird horse in the Wirbelwind please?", Lapiz had asked, hopefully, the crew would allow it, it had the most turret space out of most of them, and if this 'Thing' was to try to escape, the crew could just easily throw it out of the top of the turret. 2 hours later "I wonder where Rainbow Dash is, she's not been around for awhile", Twilight said worriedly. "Yeah, she usually flying around and making the skies look awesome", Pinkie said in her happy voice, "But now the sky is boring", Pinkie Pie then deeply frowned. Their cutie marks on their flanks started glowing, "The map!", Pinkie Pie shouted and then sped off towards the castle at an unusual speed. Always breaking the 4th wall, that was Pinkie Pie's most favorite thing to do besides partying. Twilight Sparkles Castle The map was showing that all 5 of them were needed in the Everfree Forest "Well I'm guessing Rainbow Dash got hurt in the Everfree Forest?", Applejack asked "Oh I sure hope not, maybe she just isn't needed for this mission", Fluttershy said, she dreaded the thought of Rainbow Dash being hurt, even worse: all alone in the Everfree forest. "If I know Rainbow Dash, then i know that she's fine, probably oversleeping", Twilight said to the rest of the ponies in the room. "Yeah, let's not get too serious about this one, ok?", Rarity asked. 2 hours later Everfree Forest As the 5 ponies walked across the dark forest, Zecora came running at top speed. She stopped right in front of them, panting. Maybe it was a problem with Zecora? "Come Twilight! You need to see what I've witnessed", Zecora said with an urgent voice, "It's your friend Rainbow Dash, I fear she is in great danger". "Called it", Applejack raised a hoof "Oh no, we have to get to her quick! What if she's hurt or-" Fluttershy was near crying, she hoped that it wasn't true, or that this was just a dream. Witnessing a big danger in the Everfree forest was a terrible experience. "Do you have any facts or details about what's wrong with Rainbow Dash?", Twilight said with urgency "She is being held captive by something I've never seen. I didn't get a close enough look, but I could tell that they were large in size and numbers", Zecora answers. "Alright, thank you Zecor-" *BOOMF!!* All 5 of the ponies jumped in fright. Pinkie Pie jumping the highest, obviously. All of them started looking around, until Twilight said, "Leave Zecora, we'll take it from here". "I wish you luck", Zecora responded, then left with a quick gallop. *BOOMF!!* A tree fell over, nearly hitting Pinkie Pie "HEY!! You big meanie metal thing!...", Pinkie Pie shouted to the incoming Tiger II, Lapiz had ordered sam the Tank Gunner, to shoot at the tree to create a pathway. "What in tarnation?!", Applejack said in shock. "Stop advancing, we've got company", Lapiz ordered Rich. The Tiger II stopped, and so did the rest of the convoy. Fluttershy was hiding behind Twilight, and if the 5 ponies had known that the Tiger H was not alone, they would have probably would've thought they needed Celestia. "More!?", the big, metal, 'Thing' shouted in an annoyed tone. "Do you have Rainbow Dash!?", Twilight shouted to the Tiger II "Do you have any idea how pissed off I am right now?!", the 'Thing' shouted back "Do you know where Rainbow Dash is!?", Twilight was now getting angry "If you mean the blue 'Thing' that tried to attack us? If so then, yes?", both 'Things' were now tempted to fight "Yes! that's Rainbow Dash!" Twilight said with joy. She thought that this would end peacefully and quickly, though it might just be the opposite. "She tried to attack us, we're not releasing her", Lapiz shouted with an angry mood. "Then we must take this as a hostile act!", Twilight was enraged, she charged up her horn. "Look I wanna end this peacefully", Lapiz opened the canopy and jumped out to meet the 5 ponies. "And so do I!", Twilight was calming down by a tiny bit, though she was still wary that this might be some sort of trick. "Then let's do so", Lapiz shouted, he was not wanting to take any more of this, but he had to, for the sake of his men. Then suddenly a flash of bright light appeared between the two leaders of their groups, it had revealed Celestia, she didn't look like she was in a good mood. "If you don't release Rainbow Dash then I will have to use force against you" "Listen if you really want 'Her' safe, then stop asking for her", Lapiz was more annoyed than ever, "We can just kill her right here and now you know" Celestia's pupils shrunk, "You wouldn't dare", Celestia was actually angry now. "WAIT!", Twilight shouted, she ran between the Tank Commander and Celestia, she looked up to Celestia, "I'm the Princess of friendship, shouldn't we befriend them? He said he too, wanted to end this peacefully", she really wanted to make a friendly relationship between the 'Thing' and them. "Twilight, they threaten to kill Rainbow Dash", Celestia was worried that if these creatures had cast some sort of spell to make Twilight change her mind. *WHAM!!* The sound of steel being banged against was heard all around, then there was a rainbow trail being soared out of the Wirbelwind. The AAA tank started to fire at Rainbow Dash. Unfortunately, even with her speed, she was outrun by the bullets, she was hit by about 17 bullets from the Quad 20mm Flak38's cannons. She went down, she had red drenched all over her and she had landed near the group of ponies. "Rainbow Dash!", Fluttershy cried out, she went over to see if her friend was alright. She knew in her mind that she was really badly hurt, but in another part of her mind, she hoped that it was just an illusion when she saw Rainbow Dash all covered in red. "You will pay for what you have done!", Celestia was now in total rage, Rainbow Dash might have been killed, or hopefully at the most, seriously wounded. "I don't think so...", Lapiz called out, "Attention everyone, drive around My Tiger II and aim for the purple pony and the tall white horse, and Fire At Will!" All the vehicles from the convoy drove around the Tiger II and then started aiming and firing. All fire was directed towards Celestia and Twilight. Celestia had tried to escape but had failed to create a shield in time, but Twilight had teleported behind a tree. Celestia was just laying there, she was not bleeding, because, you know, gods don't bleed. She then looked up to Lapiz, she then charged up a spell of teleportation. She was planning to teleport him into the Castle dungeons. "NOPE!!" Lapiz quickly reacted, "Fire that HE!". the Tiger II then fired the HE shell that was previously loaded during their encounter with Zecora, so they could now fire instantly without having to load a shell. It hit Celestia, and she disappeared. "Wha- n-no", Twilight was on the verge of tears. She teleported everyone else back to the castle, that way no more harm could come to her friends. Right there on the far side of the room was Rainbow Dash, laying on the ground next to a sobbing Fluttershy. "We need to get her to the Hospital", Applejack protested "R-right", Twilight said unsteadily, she then teleported Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash to the Canterlot Hospital. Hopefully, the Canterlot Hospital would be even safer than in her castle, it seemed like Canterlot was the safest choice, due to its high security. "I-I can't believe it", Twilight was now crying openly Author's Note A little pathetic if you ask me, again, i've never written a story before. Heck even this Author's Note is pathetic too XD A New Ally?"Anybody have any suggestions on what to do now?", Rich questioned "I think we should head over to that white castle, it seems like a good Headquarters. I say we do a direct assault, we could easily wipe their leaders out, you all saw how they retreated: like cowards", Lapiz answered "But even though they were unprepared back then, I bet that they will warn everyone about what happened, and now I'm pretty sure they'll set up defenses", The commander of the Jumbo observed "Ye know, I can't believe I'm saying this to an American, but you're right, they'll probably be ready next time", Lapiz agreed "But they can't possibly set up an effective defense in under 4 hours", Rich pointed out "So we must make a strike at that castle now", Lapiz ordered 2 hours later 3 miles from the side Ponyville Destination: Canterlot Castle The convoy was divided into a certain pattern: Tiger II at the lead, that was currently pulling the Jumbo, followed by the Tiger E, the Werbelwind, the Opel Blitz, that was pulling the Pak 44, and at the end, the Panther D, and the Puma. As the convoy was on the move to Canterlot Castle, this showed up: The Royal Guard, along with a Purple armored pony, supposedly their commander. "Wait, they're that low on their Mechanization Level?", Rich Questioned "Apparently so. Maybe their not at the Militarization point that we're at yet?", The American Tank Commander observed "This should be easy unless they use their magic, but who knows? Their magic might be useless against us.", Lapiz said. "Fire a warning shot", he commanded Sam. The Tiger II fired a warning APCR shell at the group of ponies, not wasting a precious HE shot. The ponies scattered, they didn't know what was coming. To the Convoy, this was playtime, but when it came to a real fight, they were serious. The reason Lapiz didn't have his Convoy do a full-scale attack on them, was because he still wanted to negotiate with them. "Here, i wanna talk with you leader", all the ponies stopped running and looked at the Tiger II in awe "Luna might need to know about this", one of the Guards whispered to Shining Armor "But she's asleep", Shining Armor corrected "It's almost night, I think she'll be able to do something about it at this time", the Royal Guard already knew about Celestia disappearing As if on cue, Luna right then landed from the sky in front of The group of ponies. "It's them, I heard they want to make peace, but I'm not too sure, Twilight told me about Celestia's disappearance, so I don't think we should trust them just yet", unlike Celestia, Luna was more willing to make a peace greeting. "Why do you come here, what is your reasons?", Luna demanded an answer "Listen we just need a place to stay, were are group of rescued military men that need medical attention", Lapiz hoped that they would bring them to the castle, so that would make things easier. "So you have been in battle, have you not?", Luna questioned "We lost", Lapiz answered "Then we shall help you, but under one condition: consider this as an alliance, I don't want to fight and I'm pretty the Royal Guard doesn't either", Luna suggested "That sounds perfect", Everything was going according to plan to Lapiz 1 mile from Canterlot Hospital "Please excuse the ponies, they've never seen you, creatures, before. What is your species anyways?", Luna was curious "We are humans, a species much more advanced than you", Lapiz took pride in the fact that they were in a way better than these ponies: the ponies had their wings and magic, while the humans had their tanks, planes, and big guns. Fourtinatly, it was only Luna and Lapiz, the rest of the convoy was outside the Canterlot Castle. Rich was begging for permission to come along, but Lapiz said one word to answer to his pleads: 'NO', Rich was silent after that, besides him mumbling under his breath. As the two entered the Canterlot Hospital for permission from the Hospital to help the men in need. Then that's when Lapiz felt like he got a bayonet stuck into his chest, he saw that same pony that they probably killed: the Rainbow one, she was all bandaged up on her chest and was in a wheel chair. "I wonder if she'll notice me, or if I'll be able to slip away and do what I need to without her knowing I was here" "Hm- wait a minute- YOU!", Rainbow Dash was in shock to see that person in the lobby "Shit", Nope, the Rainbow Pony noticed Lapiz "I wanna be your friend!", Rainbow Dash was NOT lying "dafuq? wait, even after I shot you up you still want to be my friend?", Lapiz was more than just confused, he was also suspicious that the Rainbow Pony was just playing with him "Dude, how can I not be friends with someone as awesome as you!?", Rainbow Dash really didn't care about the whole 'shot up over 18 times and now I see the cause right in front of me' "If you really want to be my friend, the be my guest", Lapiz was now just confused "Eeeee! This is so cool! Where do you come from, what are you, do you wanna have some fun together, what's you name?-", Rainbow Dash was just loaded with questions "To answer your current questions: My name is Lapiz, I come from Germany, I am a human, and I don't think it would be wise for us to hang out with you in this condition" Luna was currently holding a hoof to her mouth, this relationship between two enemies was so sudden, that Luna found if funny in a way. Though she was still proud that these two enemies are now friends. "Listen if you really want to keep our friendship, then don't tell your other friends about me being around you. I think if they found out about our friendship between us, I'm pretty sure they would kill me", Lapiz was actually happy to have a new friend, even better: this friend used to be his enemy. Luna spoke up at last,"You can count on me to not give away your little secret", Luna gave Lapiz a wink "Our secret is safe", Rainbow Dash agreed "Whats your name?", Lapiz forgot to ask that question at the beginning of their friendship, she had asked him, so why didn't he? "Rainbow Dash. And yes, I don't care whether or not you nearly killed me, just please don't tell me your gonna go around and destroy stuff" "I won't, I will only resort to killing as a last resort" And just like that, a new friendship was made, Rainbow Dash, and Princess Luna. 'We have new allies, this might just turn out good for everyone after all' Author's Note This chapter isn't quite yet finished, I just wanted your guy's opinions on if I'm still going to fast If you guys think the Chapter is good, then I will leave it as it is and probably start Chapter 4 on Monday An Old EnemyThe Convoy left Canterlot, then they headed back into the woods, where their campsite was located. They were all in their vehicles, the Feild Infantry in their Opel Blitz, The Puma that was pulling along the Pak 44, the AAA crew in their Werbelwind, and the Tank Crews in the Panther D, Tiger E, and the Tiger II. "Nice to know that at least ONE of their leaders isn't trying to kill us", Rich said "It's also nice to have a new Ally", Lapiz said Sorry for not introducing this person to you guys: The Gunner of the Tiger II, his name is Sam, you should remember him. Keep in mind he usually is quiet, but when he's talkative, that means something's wrong. Now just because he is quiet doesn't mean he's shy, it's because he's always on the look out, he's very focused, that's why he was recruited to be the gunner of the Tiger II, so that way he can always quickly shoot at the Weak Spots of the Enemy. The way the rest of the Tiger II's crew respects him is by trying their best to keep quiet during battle so Sam can focus, except Lapiz of course, he was their General after all, so Lapiz had to give orders. He has more of a deep voice, he always wheres a bulletproof chest plate, a steel tanker helmet, and has tons of ammunition all over him, whenever he walks around, all those belts of Heavy Machine Gun ammo clink around on his Bullet Proof Steel ChestPlate. He is our 'Heavy Weapons Guy' (I was considering to name him Pootis, but Sam isn't as buff as him, so I had to reconsider that) "Silence, There's something out there", Sam said Uh oh, what is it now?, "You heard him, everyone, keep quiet, you now the drill", Lapiz ordered the rest of his troops through the radio of the Tiger II "I smell Brits", Sam said. Oh yeah, he's kinda like a cat himself, perfect hearing, sense of smell, vision, and focus, sometimes we call him 'The Black Cat', meaning he was bad luck for the enemy, which was true in many ways: for example, you NEVER wanna play cards with him... you'll always loose. "Looks like some Old 'Friends' decided to follow us", Lapiz said A British soldier ran out of the bushes with a Panzerschreck on his shoulders, he was a buff guy that was stupid enough to rush a Tiger II HEAD ON. He fired the Rocket Launcher, dealing no damage to the Tiger II's armor, the only difference was a smudge of black on the front of the Body of the Tank. A AT(Anti-Tank) Grenade fell out of his pocket, "Wait, HES ARMED WITH 'AT' EXPLOSIVES! FIRE AT WILL!", Lapiz ordered, it turns out that the British soldier was doing a suicide strike, he had packed his vest with a bunch of 'AT' Grenades, so that it would destroy at least ONE of the tanks in out convoy. How long have you been watching us? The Buff British Soldier kept on going, he had Machine Gun bullet holes all over him from the Feild Infantry in the Opel Blitz. The Enemy Idiot pulled a pin, it was the pin to the grenade, then he threw himself onto the ground under the Tiger II, so that way gravity could activate the grenade, and the Tiger II would be destroyed. The bottom hatch of the Tiger II swung open, hitting the Britsh Soldier in the head. *WHAM!* "Everyone out NOW!!", Lapiz ordered, he closed the hatch and started throwing Tank shells out of the Top Turret Hatch, so that way when the British Soldier finished his personal mission, it wouldn't 'Blow up' the tank, it would only break a few parts, like maybe the engine. If they lost the Tiger II, they would probably never get it back. *KABOOOM!!* Lapiz heard a ringing sound in his ears, the world slowly went darker, he fell onto what seemed to be a gravely ground. "General!!", he heard Rich yell out Author's Note Sorry that this chapter is so short, but I wanna give ya a cliff hanger *Laughs Evilly* I'm starting the Next Chapter soon, the soonest being tomorrow night, Maybe even earlier. but don't get you hopes up just yet, I still have to take my time with this story, so I highly doubt it will come out SUPER soon, like tomorrow, maybe in about 2-5 days I'll post it. If it goes past that mark then will do my best to get all the time I can to Finish the next Chapter See ya! Help Is On The Way"GENERAL!", Rich yelled in horror "We need a Medic NOW!!", One of the Sergent Militiamen shouted Lapiz laid there, blood spilling from his left leg. He was unconscious, which was probably a good thing, if he was awake he probably would've said that he was fine, but he was NOT fine, there was at least 100 pieces or more of shrapnel in his left leg. Meanwhile Location: Twilight's Castle Time: 1845 The map was glowing, it showed Rainbow Dashes Cutie Mark circling around a small part of the Everfree Forest. "Somepony needs saving! Gotta go!", Rainbow Dash said, zooming out of the castle at what seemed like Mach 10 "So impatient", Rarity said As Rainbow zoomed over Ponyville, she saw what seemed like a small bit of smoke coming from the Everfree Forest. "I bet THATS where somepony needs my help!", Rainbow said She suddenly got a feeling to grab supplies, when did THAT ever happen. Welp, the more prepared I am, the better, She thought to herself. It felt weird for Rainbow Dash to feel even a little productive. She headed over to her house and grabbed what she needed, it was an emergency saddle packed with: Food, Water, a Flashlight, a Firestarter, and most importantly for this mission: A First-Aid Kit. She zoomed out of her Cloud Home and raced towards the Everfree Forest. Meanwhile... Location: Everfree Forest Time: 1905 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE THE REQUIRED SUPPLIES!!!", Rich yelled in the Medic's face "S-Sir, I will still try to do everything I can, I just need somebody to get me a pair of two clean, thin, small sticks", The Medic, who's name was Carel, responded "YOU! GO AND GET THE MEDIC WHAT HE NEEDS ASAP!!!!", Rich pointed out to a random soldier "Yes Sir!", The Soldier gave a salute and ran not too far off into the bushes to find what Carel needed Lapiz was breathing heavily, blood oozing out of his left leg. During the explosion, one of the grenades managed to hit him really good, as in, ALL OF THE GRENADES hit him, it looked like that suicide soldier had over 40 grenades stashed all over him. Rainbow Dash zoomed in front of Lapiz, somehow not taking notice to all the other people around her, she thought it was ONLY him. "OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH!!!", Rainbow repeated, "All right Rainbow, calm down, you need to stay calm if you know what's best", she began walking in circles, she had her head lowered, pondering on what she should do. Should she call help? No, she PROMISED him that she would NEVER sell him and his men out. Wait, SO THATS why I had the idea of bringing the Emergency Bag, to help him., she thought to herself. She was about to pull ou the First-Aid Kit when she heard multiple clicking sounds. She did NOT want to turn around, but she HAD to help him, so she proceeded with pulling out the Fist-Aid Kit. Rich tackled Rainbow Dash to the ground, landing right next to Lapiz. "NO MORE HARM IS GONNA COME TO THE GENERAL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!", Rich yelled "YO!! I'm trying to HELP him you, idiot!", Rainbow shot back Rich pulled out his Lugar and pointed it at Rainbow Dash's face. "Drop your bag, and sit down AWAY from the General", Rich ordered "Please, I just want to help a friend in need", Rainbow pleaded "Yeah, FAT CHANCE!!", Rich said Rich was just about to pull the trigger when Lapiz pulled Rainbow Dash to the ground. *PAFF!* "GENERAL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?", Rich yelled out "S-she is the pony I-i was talking about... She is a Friend", Lapiz said weakly "Wait your.. Rainbow Dash?", Rich was very disappointed in himself "Yes", Rainbow replied "I can't believe I nearly just shot a friend of the General", Rich put his hands yo his face, "Do what you need to do, I trust you" "Thank you... Rich", Rainbow replied Hearing his name made Rich look up. Had the General mentioned me when he was talking to Rainbow Dash?, He thought to himself. This made Rich feel very warm inside. Heh, why wouldn'T he? I'm his best friend!, Rich thought to himself Author's Note If any of you are offended by the whole 'Buff British man committed suicide' thing, then let me explain: This guy had gone mad, he had no more thought of what was going on. So as instinct, he went to destroy the Tiger II, he wanted to end his life, he thought he was miserable enough. Even though Lapiz would've GLADLY taken him in. Like I said in the 'Authors Notes' in the last chapter: I MIGHT start tommorow on the next chapter(This Chapter) Tomorrow Night(Tonight) YAY FOR A SUPER EARLY NEW CHAPTER YAAAY !!! As always: Feedback is HIGHLY appreciated FollowerNo one spoke a word. As Rainbow Dash wrapped a bandage around Lapiz's leg, Rich had finally broken the silence. "Soooo, um, I know we got off to a bad start, but... could we still get to know each other at least?", Rich asked Rainbow Dash "Hm? Of course we can! If your willing be to my friend, then I'm willing to be yours", Rainbow Dash answered A militiaman came running out of the bushes, in his hand was two long, straight, thin, and most importantly CLEAN sticks. "The sticks you asked for sir", the Militiaman held out the sticks to Carel. "Thank you", Carel quickly grabbed the sticks and got to work. The bandage that Rainbow had put on Lapiz's leg, was so that it would slow down the bleeding, that would buy some time for the militiaman to finish his job. Carel unwrapped the bandage and got to work, carefully removing pieces of shrapnel. Every time a piece of shrapnel was removed, Lapiz would flinch. It was 23 pieces later until he finally said it. "Ow", Lapiz had flinched again "Good to know your still conscious...", Rich said "No, it's NOT", Carel said, "In a bit, he'll be screaming at the top of his lungs, I'll need him to be knocked out.... if, it's OK with you General?" "Do what you must to avoid me kicking you", Lapiz said, "Rich, you've done it before, so you can surely do it again. Knock me out" Rich's eyes just shot wide open. Back then, when Lapiz was still only a One Star General, Rich had somehow managed to knock Lapiz out with a metal spoon, they were doing a food fight, and Rich thought Lapiz's toughness would be able to sustain the blow from the utensil, but he still somehow got knocked out anyways. "Ummmmmm, you sure? I don't even know if it'll work on you anymore", Rich said "Oh for bucks sakes", Rainbow Dash said out loud, she whacked Lapiz on the forehead, knocking him out "That works, though, I might need to take a memory test after he's fixed up, you might've messed something up", Carel said "Oops, sorry", Rainbow Dash shrugged There was some rustling in the bushes. Rainbow Dash flew up inside a tree, if her secret about being friends with these guys, was found out, she'd be busted by Twilight SOOOO hard. A Grey Pony jumped out onto Sam, knocking him onto his belly. The pony had a Light Grey Coat and a Light Golden Mane, it was a Pegasus... With some facial problems "Hello!", The Grey Pony said as it sat down on Sam's back "DERPY?!?!", Rainbow Dash yelled up from in the trees "Rainbow Dash? Is that you?", Derpy asked out loud Sam jumped up and put Derpy in a headlock, Derpy squeaked out of fright. "WAIT! Let her go!", Rainbow Dash pleaded ""She" assaulted me!", Sam said "She's just a friend, I'm 120% sure she meant no harm", Rainbow Dash said "*GROWL* If you say so...", Sam dropped Derpy onto the Ground *THUD* "Thank you sir", Derpy said, "What your name?" Sam was silent "Oh, ok", Derpy said with a frown on her face "Derpy, did you follow me out here?", Rainbow Dash asked "I'm so sorry Rainbow Dash! I won't do it again! I Promise!", Derpy was SUPER sorry "I'm not as upset as you think I am, I just need you to know something now that you know about these guys", Rainbow Dash said "Ok", Derpy put a hoof up to her ear to listen really closely "You must NEVER! And I mean NEVER, tell ANYPONY about these creatures", Rainbow Dash said, she used the term 'Creatures' because Derpy wouldn't understand what a Human even was "You got it Rainbow Dash!", Derpy saluted Derpy looked over at Sam, who was currently holding his Heavy Machine Gun, on the lookout for any more intruders. "Do you wanna be friends?", Derpy asked "No", Sam responded "Why not?" "Because I said so" "Hmf, well I wanna be your friend, and YOU can't stop that", Derpy jumped onto Sam, giving him a hug, wrapping her hoofs all the way around Sam's skinny body "Dammit, why do you have to be so cute?", Sam felt the urge to pet her, but he couldn't get himself to do it. Out of all things he just wasn't brave enough to do (Which there are very few), he just for some reason, couldn't pet Derpy "Thanks for not being rough on me this time", Derpy said "I could just strangle you right now you know", Sam threw a bad fake threat at Derpy, she could completely tell that his threat was false "I know you wouldn't do that, why else would I be hugging you?", Derpy said "*SIGH* Touche", Sam said He couldn't keep it in anymore, he didn't want the rest of the convoy to see him having a soft side, but he felt like he had too... He started scratching behind her ears. Derpy started purring somehow, she was obviously enjoying it. "You like that?" Sam asked, Derpy nodded and nuzzled his chest with her muzzle. "Adorable", Rich said "Heh, You know, it's hard for me not to take my attention away from the General right now, sounds like you guys are witnessing quite the scene", Carel said "Wow, I didn't expect them to become friends so quickly", Rainbow Dash said "You never answered my question, what IS your name?", Derpy asked Sam "Sam", Sam responded Derpy continued purring Author's Note I tried my best to add some adorable Derpy to this... NO! They will NOT fall in love, that is against the rules of this story... EEEEEEE I'm just so proud of myself right now!! As I was withing this, I "EEEEE"ed over 4 times, I find this super cute , even though I wrote it (Is that unnatural for an author?) Well you now know that Sam has a soft side: Cuddles. If you feel this is rushed, then sorry I hope you are patient for the next chapter UpgradesDerpy was ordered by Lapiz to grab as many branches and rope as she could find. Lapiz had an idea in mind, an idea that would change the conflict between the Convoy and Equestria FOREVER. Rainbow Dash was helping Derpy out, flying alongside her. "I wonder what Lapiz has in mind?", Rainbow Dash wondered out loud "Whatever it is, it has to be awesome!", Derpy said Next thing they see, is not a lone branch all by itself, they saw Twilight Sparkle, jumping out at Rainbow Dash and Derpy "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!", Twilight asked, yelling into Rainbows face "What do you mean? I've been in Ponyville, the question is: Where have YOU been, we haven't seen you in forever", Rainbow said "Ok, that's beside the point. The reason I was so eager to find you right now, was because I REAAALY need your help with something", Twilight said, rubbing her hoofs together "For what?", bothe Rainbow Dash and Derpy said at the same time "Revenge...", Twilight answered "FOR BUCKS SAKES TWILIGHT! I'm pretty sure they got lost in the Everfree forest, I've been going on walks here almost every day for a little while, and I haven't seen ANY sign of them", Rainbow Dash lied "They can't just disappear. And why are you guys gathering tree branches and rope?", Twilight asked "Derpy and I are gonna try to build a Tipi from scratch, and were gonna sleep out in it tonight", Rainbow Dash lied again "Oh, ok. You sure you don't wanna come? It will be really cool, I even got some Elite Griffon Forces out to help me find them, I told them that their reward would be significant if they helped to find and capture these creatures", Twilight said "BORING!", Derpy yelled out "Oh fine, I'll leave you two be, see you later Rainbow Dash, see you later Derpy", Twilight said "See ya", both Rainbow Dash and Derpy said again at the same time 5 Hours Later Time: 1145 Location: Everfree Forest Area: Convoy Hideout The two ponies had made 5 runs until there were enough rope and branches to make a Tipi City. Lapiz was standing in front of the huge pile of branches and rope, arms crossed. "Well done you two, I think you've kinda outdone yourself, I'm pretty sure we'll have extras in the end.", Lapiz complimented Rainbow Dash and Derpy. "Thank you General", Rainbow Dash said "I'm so glad I could help deliver a super-sized-jumbo-pack without breaking anything", Derpy was talking about her MailMare job The word 'Jumbo' mad Lapiz look at the American Jumbo; its crew was sitting on the back of it, having a conversation, Rich was with them. He was with them for a few reasons: One, because Lapiz wanted to make sure they weren't planning to try and betray the Convoy. Two, because he wanted to socialize. And three, because he was bored, so he went to do Reason Two. Lapiz had a special stick that Derpy found, she found it for him so he could use it as a crutch, he still had his leg injury. "Hey, Rich!", Lapiz called out, "Gather up everyone!" In a few minutes, every Militiaman, Tanker, Artilleryman, and Engineer were gathered up into one group. "You know the plan, so get to work!", Lapiz ordered. The Men started to pick up branches and rope and head over to their vehicles. "What IS the plan?", Rainbow Dash asked Lapiz Lapiz squatted low, then grabbed Rainbow Dash and Derpy in a big swipe, "We are gonna give everyone and everything a makeover, we will tie the branches you collected to our Uniforms, and most importantly, out Vehicles. I got notified that there was a search group looking for us in the forest, so we will disguise ourselves to look like trees, somebody could easily mistake the Tiger II as a fat tree. The cannons will act as long branches, that way we can aim them without the Enemy noticing the gun, they will not pay much attention to a large branch as they would to an 88mm Cannon.", Lapiz explained "Remember not to hurt anypony, right?", Rainbow Dash asked "Yes", Lapiz responded As the Convoy (Not including its top 3 highest rankers) was getting set up, Lapiz started to tie branches onto Sam, while Rich did the same thing to Sam as well. When they all finished, Sam actually admitted to not being able to see them well from a distance, that means, that the Enemy with their less aware eyes, wouldn't know what hit them. "Everyone, move the Vehicles in between the trees, and Militiamen, stand in front of the trees, your back facing the trunk.", Lapiz ordered. When everyone was in place, Lapiz said, "Were Ready" Author's Note The Griffons come into play, and yes, some if not ALL of them will die (The Griffons) *STARTS TO RUB HANDS TOGETHER* HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEE............... Dead Griffons For Dinner? *VOMIT*Dead Griffons For Dinner? *VOMIT* As the group of Griffons advanced through the forest, Twilight put them to halt and said, "I think I can hear them...", Twilight started walking to her left, the Griffons followed. "Do you think she's crazy?", whispered one of the Griffons to the other "Maybe, though if that was the case, not only would it be a waste of time, it would be HILARIOUS too", responded the other Griffon Meanwhile... Location: Everfree Forest Area: Convoy Hideout Time: 1506 Lapiz was ordering where each man should hide, he was standing in the middle of the camp, while everyone else was hiding where he told them to hide... except for one person: Their Scout. The Scout, his name was Grizz, he was a small, fast, skinny guy, he usually wore (Currently he's in his Branch Covered Uniform), A Camouflage Uniform, Black pants, he had Blond hair, and blue eyes, like a (Hitler called it) "Perfect" German, but to Lapiz, any kind of German was a "Perfect" German, it didn't matter whether they had black hair or green eyes, or dark skin, if they were German, then they were considered a "Perfect" German to Lapiz. Grizz was also known as their Sniper, Grizz was part of Lapiz's original Armored Group, he was an Anti-Tank Sniper. Grizz came running as fast as he could out of the trees, and stopped right beside Lapiz, gasping for breath, "The Enemy *HUFF* Is really close", He said "Thanks for the Information, now can you please stand over there?, Lapiz handed Grizz a Karabiner 98K and pointed to the top of a tree, Grizz's original job was coming back to him. Grizz obeyed, and climbed up the tree, he the nestled into the branches (The Branches on the tree, not his uniform), and held up his gun, ready for action. Lapiz gave Grizz a thumbs up, meaning: Your Good Where You Are. He then heard some branches being whipped around, assuming it was the enemy, Lapiz swiped Derpy, Derpy squeaked, and he ran quietly over to the Tiger II. He had almost forgotten where the Back Turret Hatch was, he quickly found it, then quietly opened it, he entered, and quietly closed it. He tapped Derpy on the back, Derpy looked at him, He then held a finger up to his lips, Meaning: Please Be Quiet. Derpy went quiet. Twilight emerged out of the Bushes, along with 7 Griffons, "They're here somewhere, I just know it", Twilight said "Are you sure, there's no sign of what whatever you explained", one of the Griffons said "Princess, are you ok? Have you been getting enough sleep? Are you Drinking?", one of the other Griffons asked, Twilight "IM FINE!!", Twilight responded "Shut up, all of you, I smell a weird mixture of Iron, and something else, I can't figure it quite out yet.". Another Griffon said. As the Griffon said this, they all raised their weapons: 3 of them had Super: Sharp, Thick, Iron Swords, and the Other 4 had Special Crossbows, the Crossbows Fired Piercing Bolts, though, they were really only meant for, at the most: Thick WOODEN Forts. Thickest Wood, being: 2 Inches. Lapiz started to aim the 88mm Cannon on the Tiger II, he started with the Vertical Aiming, then with the Horizontal. He lined up the shot. "I feel that THEY are the ones watching us...", One of the Griffons said worriedly "Wait a minute...", Another Griffon said Twilight eyes shot open, "DUCK DOWN!!", She yelled "Wait, WHAT?!", A Griffon yelled Lapiz fired the 88mm Cannon, it hit ALL 7 of the Griffons, killing all but one. "You bastard, Princess, you should be ashamed if yourself for leading us into this trap", The remaining Griffon said shakily, blood pouring out of His Chest, and His Legs. "WHAT?! I don't even know what even just HAPPENED!", Twilight said Grizz fired at the Remaining Griffon, the shot finished it off. Twilight Ran. This was too much, she needed a bigger force, if a group of 7 Highly Trained, Elite, Griffons were killed in a single attack, then she would need ALOT of help with these 'Creatures'. The Convoy hadn't eaten for what seemed like FOREVER. So killing these Griffons, just got them a meal. Rich almost threw up. Author's Note OOOOOOOOOH, A new Character, hmmmmmm?, and Dead Griffons, hmmmmmm? LOL.... that's all I can say about this chapter Broken PromisesThe Cutie Mark Crusaders were sneaking around Sugar Cube Corner, waiting for Rainbow Dash to exit its doors. The had something 'Important' to ask her. Rainbow Dash left the Sweet Shop, saying her goodbyes to Pinkie Pie. Now was the time for the CMC to ask their 'Important' Question. "Rainbow Dash!", Scootaloo yelled Rainbow Dash turned to look at Scootaloo, "Hey Scootaloo, what's up?", Rainbow Dash asked "We have something REALLY Important to ask you...", Sweetie Belle said "Ask Away", Rainbow Dash said "Where have you been going?", Scootaloo asked "You've been leavin' Ponyville every day for awhile now, is somethin' wrong?", Applebloom said "Ummmmmm, No, Nothings wrong, what makes you think that?", Rainbow Dash started to sweat, out of all ponies, she would accidentally give the big secret away to these 3 fillies? Not a chance, you HAVE to keep this a secret Dash, even if it might disappoint Scootaloo a bit..., Rainbow Dash thought to herself "Somethins' wrong, Applejack taught me a few tricks on how to identify lying, and somethins' DEFINETLY wrong", Applebloom said "Ummmmmmmm....... I gotta go! See ya Scoots!", Rainbow Dash said, and tight after she said that, she zoomed off into the Everfree Forest at what seemed like Mach 20 "WAIT! Rainbow Dash Wait Up!", Scootaloo said and started to five a hopeless chase to Rainbow Dash "Yur' not gonna catch HER thats fer' sure", Applebloom said "I NEED to know what's wrong with Rainbow Dash!", Scootaloo said "It's no use, she's probably on the other side of the Everfree Forest by now", Sweetie Belle said Location: Everfree Forest Area: Convoy Hideout Time: 0947 Rainbow Dash zoomed into the Convoy Hideout, constantly shouting: "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!" "Have you been drinking or something?", Rich asked "3 Fillies are trying to find out what I'm hiding!", Rainbow Dash responded "Then ignore them", Lapiz said "You don't understand, these fillies will NEVER give up on this ", Rainbow Dash responded, (Had to post this pic) Allofasudden, An Orange Filly jumps out of the bushes "RAINBOW DASH!", it called out. "SHIT!", Sam yelled, his voice echoed throughout the camp, forcing the Filly to cover its ears. "Is THIS one of them?", Lapiz folded his arms and the raised an eyebrow "Ummmmmmmm, IM SO SORRY LAPIZ!", Rainbow Dash said Lapiz Sighed. "Were... still friends... right?", Rainbow Dash asked "That filly is gonna need to stay here, it's a child, and children are the worst at keeping secrets", Lapiz said "But her friends are going to look for her! Then when they fond out, THEY will have to stay here! Then their older sisters will come looking for them, and their Sisters are the same ponies from our first encounter", Rainbow Dash said "So we're screwed either way...", Rich said "Pretty much, guess this is where the fighting REALLY begins", Lapiz said "Do I have any say in this?", The Orange Filly Asked "No", Sam said "Ok", The Filly responded "Who IS this anyway?", Carel asked "Scootaloo, she likes to follow me around", Rainbow Dash responded "Why?", Rich asked "Because she admires me", Rainbow Dash said "No shit, you've awesome to us", Lapiz said This made Dash sorta blush, but she KNEW that Lapiz had NO feeling whatsoever for her. "Tanks...", Rainbow said "You did it again", Rich said "DAMNIT!", Rainbow said Author's Note Shat, now shats gonna go down reaaaaal guuuud Cake Ever Heard Of The Reference: "The Cake Is A Lie"? Because ThruthBeTold, It Usually IS A Lie........... "Are you still mad about what happened with the Cake?", Rich asked Lapiz "Of course......", Lapiz responded Rich looked down, disappointed in himself. "Not", Lapiz finished "Wait? What?", Rich was confused "Listen, I have a secret to tell ya", Lapiz said "Ok..." "When you stuffed that Cake into my face... I felt some sort of magic, as if I belonged in this world. But I never told anyone or 'Anypony' about this, because I was afraid that I would be considered a Traitor to the Convoy by seeming like an Ally Of The Enemy", Lapiz explained "Why didn't you tell us BEFORE we came to Equestria?", Rich asked Lapiz "Because we had to deal with that American Tank. I was gonna tell you afterwards, but we kept on getting too caught up in things", Lapiz responded Some really loud Gasping was heard. "Oh shit... I know that Gasp", Rainbow Dash said "RAINBOW DASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?", Pinkie Pie yelled out "WHAT DAFUQ?!", Sam yelled, this made Derpy jump onto him, "Oof, get off me Derpy" "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RAINBOW DASH AND DERPY?!", Pinkie demanded an answer, "WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM OBEY YOU?!" "Listen, you Pink Idiot", Rich said, this completely caught Pinkie Pies attention, "They made their own decisions to Join Us, they could've fought Us, but instead, they Decided to help Us" "WAIT A MINUTE!", Pinkie Pie yells out, "Your new to Equestria! HERE! Have some Welcome-To-Equestria Cake!", Pinkie Pie shoved a Big cake in front of Lapiz's face "I don't trust you AT ALL", Lapiz said "WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S A TRAP! Whenever Pinkie Pie get Sad or Depressed, her Bouncy Mane Deflates! And It ISN'T Deflating!", Rainbow Dash said "Here, how about YOU take the first bite, you Horrible-At-Lying Pink Liar", Carel said, it was Quite Obvious to EVERYONE that the Cake was either Rigged or Poisoned "But I made this for YOU!", Pinkie said "JUST EAT THE DAMN CAKE ALREADY!", Somebody, or 'Somepony', Yelled out from in the Bushes "TWILIGHT!?", Rainbow Dash yelled out Twilight jumped out of the Bushes, "RAINBOW DASH WHY?!", Twilight Demanded An Answer, "WHY DID YOU BETRAY US!?", Twilight was yelling so loud that it frightened Derpy, which Twilight just then took note that Derpy was there too, "DERPY?!". "TWILIGHT! I can explain!", Rainbow Dash yelled "NO, YOU CANT!", Twilight yelled "WILL EVERPONY JUST SHUT THE BUCK UP ALREADY?!", Scootaloo yelled at the top of her Little Lungs. This catches everybody and 'Everyponys', attention. She was standing on top of the Hood of the Opel Blitz. "YOU MONSTERS!! YOU FILLYNAPED SCOOTALOO?!" Twilight yelled out "Dang, everything is just tumbling down into the endless hole of the abyss right now", Sam whispered to Derpy, Derpy nodded in Return. "GUARDS! ATTACK NOW!", Twilight yelled. Right after she says this, 14 guards come running out of the Bushes, 4 of them were holding Crossbows, while the Others Were Holding Spears. "Surrender at once!', A Pony in Purple Armor walked out of the Bushes, Lapiz assumed he was some sort of Captin of this group of guards. "Like THAT'S ever gonna happen!", Grizz Yelled from up in the Trees, He fired at one of the Guard Ponies, which killed the Guard Pony Instantly. Lapiz pulled out his Lugar and fired A Shot at one of them, to his surprise, this bullet bounced off the Guard Ponies Armor. What dafuq? They are wearing Armour made of FUCKING GOLD! How does it withstand a Bullet?, Lapiz Thought to Himself Shining Armor used his Magic to take Lapiz's Lugar out of Lapiz's hands, but Lapiz Kept a Tight Grip onto his Pistol. "HEY IDIOTS! There are WAAAAAY more of us yeknow?", The Gunner of the Pak44 yelled out to the Group Of Guard Ponies. The Pak44 Crew fired a HEAT (High Explosive Anti Tank) Shell at the group of ponies. *PTCLANG!!* Twilight managed to save 3 of the Guard Ponies with her shield, one of the Guards, was Shining Armour. "Sister, We need a MUCH bigger Offensive if we want to Take These Guys Down", Shining Armor Said To Twilight "We need Lunas Help", Twilight said "Too late Bastards, Princess Luna has already Allied with us", Lapiz said "LIAR! YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN HER YET!", Twilight Yelled "We went to that Big, White, Castle over there", Lapiz Pointed At Canterlot Castle, "And met Princess Luna, that's ALSO the time I became Friends with Rainbow Dash, I saw her in a Bed, with Castes wrapped around where we had shot her. She PROMISED not to tell ANYONE... Or on YOUR CASE: 'ANYPONY', about the Secret we kept" Pinkie Pie threw the Cake at Lapiz, Her Aim Was WAAAAAY Off... And instead..... It ended up hitting Derpy, Square in the face... "DERPY! DO NOT LICK THAT CAKE!", Sam started to wipe the Cake off Derpy's face "But it's cake", Derpy said "A POISONOUS CAKE!!", Sam Yelled. Derpy took a tiny nibble... "DERPY NO!", Sam was filled with hate against Pinkie Pie, he loved Derpy, She was Family to him. So he forces Derpy's Mouth open and tries to get the piece of Killer Cake out of her Mouth... "Sam! That's TOO Rough!", Carel yelled Sam got The Piece Of Cake out, But Sam Was Still Worried that Derpy Might get Sick. He turned towards Pinkie Pie, and Drew his Heavy Machine Gun, "YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU NEARLY KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!", Sam yelled at Pinkie , And Then, He started Firing... Author's Note If you could add Tags to certain Chapters, then I would add the "Randon Tag", Due to the Amount of Randomness in this Odd Chapter. Sorry if it's a little weird, It usually takes a Few Hours to make a Chapter, Including reading through it numerous times to see if I can find any mistakes... Also, I Write These At Night While(I had ALOT of trouble remember how to spell this word, Meaning I'm Usually SUPER Tired When I'm Writing This Story) Nobody knows about me Writing This Story On FimFificion Operation Overlord White*BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM!* Sam fired at Pinkie Pie, but due to her skills at breaking the 4th wall (Rest in peace, you did well, 4th wall), she dodged every bullet. "DIE BITCH!!", Sam yelled at Pinkie Pie "STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!", Derpy yelled. This caused Sam to stop shooting, but he still gave Pinkie a Death Glare. "Listen, it was an accident, I'm sure of it. I don't think Pinkie Pie would WANT to kill me...", Derpy Looks to Pinkie, "Right?..." "Actually, I did that on purpose, that way I would distract you so Twilight could knock out your boss", Pinkie said, but right as she says this, Twilight falls unconscious on the ground next to her. "TWILIGHT! What happened!", Pinkie yelled Twilight coughed up blood, "*COUGH COUGH*, H-He's too S-Strong", Twilight said shakily ThenAllOfASudden, A Beam Of Purple Light shoots up into the sky, the source coming not too far from the Convoy Hideout. "Ohhhh Shiiiiiiit...", Rich said "IT'S A DISTRESS BEACON! EVERYONE GET TO YOUR VEHICLES!", Lapiz Ordered Everyone started to get into their own vehicles, And the Pak44 Crew started to hitch the Anti-Tank Gun to the Opel Blitz. "We need to begin Operation Overlord White!", Lapiz commanded. This Particular Operation was a planned Assault in Ponyville, its name came from Operation Overlord, because they had to complete a very difficult task on the first try, and it was also named after Operation White, because they were attacking a Nearby Nation, that was big in numbers, but not in mechanization. The assault on Ponyville was their last resort, that beacon would alert the town's inhabitants, and they would prepare for a fight, but Ponyville had no time to prepare now. The Convoy Started to move, they were ordered to move at top speed, they couldn't allow Ponyville to prepare. Another reason they had to capture Ponyville, was because it was a Strongpoint to them: Food, Water, Resources, and power. If they took Ponyville, then the Convoy would become a HUGE threat to other nations. This was just the beginning. Rainbow Dash flew into the back door of the Turret on the Tiger II, "Where are you going?! It's all over for all of us!", Rainbow Dash said to Lapiz "We only have one chance of Survival... We have to attack Ponyville", Lapiz said Rainbiw Dash's eyes shot wide open, "NO! YOU CAN'T!! I thought that Operation Overlord White would be A LAST RESORT!", Rainbow Dash never liked the Idea of Operation Overlord White, it took her many pleads and tears to have Lapiz accept that it would be at least their last resort. "I'm so sorry...", Lapiz said It didn't take the Puma Armored Car long to get there, the Crew of the Vehicle was ordered to attack any inhabitants of Ponyville on sight. Which started right now, The Gunner fired the Kwk39 Cannon right as they saw Ponyville. *PAMF!!* The Shot flew into the corner of a building, making one side of it collapse. Ponies in the area started panicking and ran into their own houses. After to Crew fired a Warning shot, they were ordered to stay put, that way none of the Ponies would try anything Defensive, or Offensive, they were ordered to wait for the Tanks to come in. One Pegues Tried to Dive down at the Armored Car, but the Gunner was known for his quick accuracy, and shot the Pony out of midair, shooting it wing straight off. The Pegasus Screamed and lay where it had landed, It started saying offensive things, that were not known to be offensive for the Pegasus. This caused the Puma to show no Mercy to the Pegasus's offensive words, and they finished it off. About 5 Minutes Later, The Opel Blitz Comes in, with the Pak44 Hitched to the Back Of the Truck. Then about 15 minutes Later after that, The M4A3E2 Jumbo, The Panther D, The Tiger H, and The Tiger II, come rolling in, smashing down any trees in their way. Now you may be wondering: What happened to Twilight and Pinkie Pie? Well to fill you in on what happened, this is what happened to them: Meanwhile: Twilight and Pinkie are tied to a Tree, which DID put some delay on The Tanks Advancement... *PTOW!!* The Jumbo Fired An AP (Armor Piercing) Shell at one of the buildings, causing the roof the Building to Collapse. After The Tanks struck enough Fear into the ponies, the Infantry would take their cue, and raid the village. The Tanks would drive into the Town Square and the Pak44 Crew would set up there. The Tiger II Started Firing It's MG42 Machine Gun at a Pony that was rushing the Heavy Tank with A SPEAR. The Shots From the MG42 Machine Gun started making the Pony look like a red Sponge, and the Pony Collapsed onto the Groud, Dead. Meanwhile Meanwhile, Starlight Glimmer is in Twilights Castle, reading a Book because she was bored, but that boredom ended when she heard the Sound of an Explosion. "Finally, something interesting. Come on Spike, let's see what that Explosion was, shall we?", Spike gave Starlight a nod and followed her outside, only to witness a Horrible Scene: The Creatures Twilight Was Worried About... We're Invading Ponyville. "Wait!? Wheres Twilight?!", Starlight asked Spike "*GULP* She left to find those creatures, but it looks like THEY found US.", Spike said "I have to do something about this, Whether Twilights Here or not, we need all the help we can get", Starlight said, And started running to Ponyville Square, to scope out more of what was going on. The Pak44 Crew had set up Their Anti-Tank Gun, And The Jumbo, Tiger H, and Tiger II were surrounding it, to protect the Anti-Tank Gun's Crew. But the PANTHER D one the Other Hand, was advancing through the Streets of Ponyville, scaring anypony that tried to fight back. Lapiz climbed atop the Turret of the Tiger II, told everyone to Freeze, the Rest of The Convoy knew that once he had said that, that they too, would have to stop where they are. Everything was going as planned. "Listen, We WILL Let you live, as long as you DON'T try to Fight Back, OK?" All the Ponies were trembling where the stood, unresponsive. Rainbow Dash flew out of the Top Hatch Of The Tiger II and Said, "Listen, I'm with him, If you can trust ME, then you can trust the They will promise NOT to hurt any of you, only unless you fight back", She announced. Most of the Ponies stopped trembling and Walked to The Town Square, Where they were waiting to see if Rainbow Dash had ANYTHING Else to Say, they felt Like She was their Last Hope. A Beam Of Purple Magic Shot right Past Lapiz's Neck, he turned to see a Pink-Purple Pony with a White and Purple Mane and Tail, "Get Out Of Our Village!", The Pony yelled "STARLIGHT! STOP! You Don't know who you Dealing With!", Rainbow Dash yelled to Starlight "If I know Twilight, Then I KNOW that THIS Is what SHE Would've Done", Starlight Said with Anger in her voice. After she says this, she attempts to pick up the Tiger H with her magic, but she fails of course, due to the Tanks Incredibly Heavy Weight. Epic Fail "I Warned You!", Lapiz Said "WAIT! She was probably in the Castle when you announced that!", Rainbow Dash said "*GROWL* Fine, But JUST This ONCE", Lapiz said Not Learning Her Lesson (When Does THAT Ever happen?), Starlight Tries to Fire at The Tiger II's Frontal Armour, only to have it Ricochet off the Front plate and hot Starlight Right in the Leg. *THANG!*.. *THANG!*.. Sam popped his head out of the top hatch, and then looked over the Side of the Tiger II to see an Orange Pony With a Cowboy Hat, and a Braid in its Mane And Tail, Kicking the Side of the Tank, "How Amusing, an Idiot A-Mare-Ican Pony, YOU NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE WITH THAT!", Sam yelled, then jumped off the Tank and landed Directly on top of Applejack, Knocking her out. Sam then Threw Applejack at a building and then claimed back into the Tank. Grizz was currently inside the Mail Building, he had his Karabiner 98K mounted on a windowsill. he fired at Starlights Horn, Shattering it. The Impact Knocked Starlight Glimmer out, she fell onto the ground, Unconscious. "The Place is ours, Surrender now!", Lapiz yelled out, "Rainbow Dash, you tell em", Lapiz said to Rainbow Dash "*SIGH* It's best to do what he says", Rainbow Dash said Most Ponies raised their hoofs in surrender, and a few held A Piece Of White Cloth high up in the air. "Thank you, now that you all have proven yourselves to not be Dangerous to us, you may continue doing your jobs, But ALL Pegasi Must stay here, and that's an order", Lapiz Ordered "Y-Yes S-Sir", A few of the Pegasi said. "I'm gonna be exploring the Village, Rich, and Sam will accompany me, as for the rest of you, hold your positions, we don't completely know if these Ponies are not gonna Fight or not", Lapiz said. Lapiz Jumped off the Tiger II, as did Rich and Sam. Lapiz started Walking down a Random Street, Which Rich and Sam followed Right Beside him. "Listen, I DO Have a heart, so I MIGHT try to comfort some of these ponies, just saying", Rich said "We'll have to accompany you, you know that right?", Lapiz said "Yes, I know, Just, at least TRY to keep your distance away from the Pony when I'm trying to help it out, I'm pretty sure 3 Soldiers is MUCH scarier than 1", Rich said "We'll stay as far away, and a near as possible. Like the General Said, we don't know if they will bite or not", Sam said Rich Snickered, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure they WON'T BITE, their Horses, they don't EAT MEAT", Rich said "While this is TRUE, Horses can bite out of defence, and do you remember that time when YOU Got bit by a horse?", Lapiz said "*UUGH*, Why do you HAVE to mention that right now?", Rich Asked Lapiz "What? You DID Admit to being a downright IDIOT back when you were only at Schütze Rank, and you got bit by a horse because you were messing around with it", Lapiz said "Fine, I'll admit to being bitten ONCE Before", Rich said, he then folded his arms "Good Boy", Sam says Lapiz Rolls his eyes with a Smile on His Face. About 20 Minutes Of Walking Through Ponyville Later... There is a Crying Pony Under A Porch, it had a Yellow Coat and a Pink Mane And Tail. Rich started to walk over to it. When The Pony saw Rich approaching it, it started to back away further under the porch, "P-P-P-Please D-D-Don't H-H-Hurt M-Me", it said, trembling. "I'm no gonna hurt ya, I'm just wanting to see if your alright", Rich said, he had to lay on his belly, due to the size of the Porch and the Size of Himself, "Come here, do you wanna hug?", Rich asked Lapiz and Sam exchanged glances, Eyes Wide Open. The Pony started to Approach Rich until it was in arms reach. Rich started petting the Pony, which seemed to calm it down by a tiny bit. When she got close enough, Rich gave the Pony a Dirty (His Uniform, the branches trick stuff made it pretty Dirty), but Nice and Warm hug, this made the Pony Stop Trembling, it hugged Rich back. "Whats you name?", Rich asked the Pony "F-F-Fluttershy...", The Pony awswer Rich "Cute Name", Rich then scooped 'Fluttershy' up and held her in his arms. Fluttershy squeaked but when she realised that nothing bad was gonna happen, she calmed down. "I Find your Squeaks Cute", Rich complimented "T-Thankyou", Fluttershy said "Now Grizz needs a Pony Friend, he's the only one left out on that", Sam said "Wait, only one?", Lapiz asked "I Have Derpy, Rich now has.. um, I couldn't quite catch its name?", Sam started "Fluttershy", Rich answered "Yeah, Rich has Fluttershy, and You, General Have Rainbow Dash", Sam finished Lapiz facepalmed, "I never ONCE thought of Rainbow Dash being "My" Pony", Lapiz said "She Is attached to you, you guys are best friends, of course, She's yours... Except, she started that whole Friendship, so I guess that YOUR Her's Hehe", Sam said "Dammit", Lapiz said Author's Note Again, this story will be on a Hiatus, due to my Chromebook being taken back to the School soon (In My Current Time Area or whatever you call it), I'm pretty sure I WON'T forget about his story. Once I get my OWN Computer, THEN I will start this story back up. But IM PRETTY SURE that I WON'T get My OWN COMPUTER in awhile, so when I DO GET IT, I MIGHT need to read this through story again Off To A Bad Start... A REALLY Bad StartAs Grizz was walking in circles around the Town Square, Ponies would look at him. He seems like the most friendly to the ponies, which in a way was true, but he could still be brutal. He took a looks at the Pony he had shot at, it was still unconscious on the ground. He decides to check on it, to see if there were any major injuries that he may have done, but according to what he knew, Unicorn Horns could heal with magic, so the shot shouldn't have done a lot. When he reached the KnockedOut Pony, he decided that he should probably see if it was sleeping, or if It was in some sort of Coma. Right as Grizz got to where he was 5 feet away from the Pony, the Pony stood up and started wobbling. "Good to know that your alive", Grizz said "But YOU Need to Die", Starlight Said "Fat Chance, your hurt, and have no way of fighting, you horn broken", Grizz said "You Monsters", Starlight said "Listen, we didn't WANT to attack your home, it was our only chance of Twilight not killing us.", Grizz said "Liar" "*SIGH*, I just wanna make a new friend", Grizz asked *WHACK!* As the Trio of Tankers was walking back to the Convoy, the saw that something was wrong, something BAD. Starlight was in the middle of the road, with Grizz right next to her, she had her horn lit up. And to make matters worse, every Gun in the Area was pointed at her. "Freeze!", Lapiz ordered, he started running to Grizz, and Rich and Sam started doing the same. "Another step closer and He's done for!", Starlight threatened "Wait, how did you repair your horn?", Rich asked "This place is full of magic and randomness you idiot", Sam said "Forgot about that...", Rich said "Starlight, this is NOT what Twilight would do...", Rainbow Dash said from up on top of a House "I don't care about what Twilight Would Do anymore", Starlight said "American Commander! Fire a Warning Shot!", Lapiz ordered. The Jumbo Fired its 75mm M3 Cannon. *PTOW!!* The Shot landed about 10 feet away from Starlights Left side. "You look cute when you're mad", Grizz said "*GRRR* NO I DON'T!", Starlight yelled back A Sergent Militiamen was hiding in a building to Starlights Right, he started to creep forward, supposedly to Tackle Starlight. When he got to about 5 feet away from Starlight, he pounced, he landed on top of Starlight, which he then also landed on top of Grizz. "*OOOF*, Ow man", Grizz said "I swear, if that Sergent manages to take that Pony out Efficiently, I'm gonna give him a Promotion for Skill, Bravery, And Stupidity", Lapiz said "Stupidity?", Rich asked "He was taking a HUGE risk by approaching That Pony, the Pony could've killed Grizz if it had known that that Sergent was about to Tackle It", Lapiz said Grizz got to his feet and held his Rifle back up, he Shot at Starlights Horn again, this time, breaking even more of it than the last time. "GAH! NOT AGAIN!", Starlight yelled Starlight gave Grizz a buck to the one place you'd NEVER wanna be bucked, you know what I'm talking about. "OW! Eeeeee, Owweeeeeeeee...", Grizz whined as he fell on his side "Looks like you guys have a weakness after all...", Starlight said "Hey, That's not fair, that REEEEALY HUUUURT", Grizz said as he got up "That's good, It hurting means it's really effective", Starlight said "I could've shot you in the head you know", Grizz said "Well, too bad your heart is too soft", Starlight said "Wow, that's REALLY Dark", Rich said Lapiz started running towards Starlight with all the Strength and Speed he could muster. *Grab* "WHAT THE? HEY!", Starlight said Lapiz skidded to a stop *SKIRRRRT!* Lapiz decided to throw her at a building, which was incredibly easy, due to the ponies light weight *Throw* *SLAM!* Before Starlight had hit the side of the Building, she had created a shield around herself, to protect her from the impact. There was a half spherical hole in the side of the Building now, Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Dash grabbed some popcorn out of midair (Wtf?) "Fire an HE at that Pony!", Lapiz ordered The Pak44 aimed, and fired, obliterating Starlights Sheild. *PTCLANG!!* *PAFF!!* Starlight fell to the ground, with a small, round, red, hole in her back left hoof. Sam had his Lugar pointed at her. Rainbow Dash sprinted out of her foldable chair. "STOP! That's ENOUGH Fighting for Today, Ok?", Rainbow Dash said "Take her to the Opel Blitz, the tie her up, so that she won't cause any more trouble.", Lapiz ordered "Wait, I thought you wouldn't hurt anypony?", Rainbow Dash asked "If they wouldn't fight back. I gave her a warning, and she didn't accept it, so she had to be brought down. We could've killed her, but were not savages.", Lapiz said "Just please don't harm her anymore", Fluttershy asked "We won't, you can bet in that.", Lapiz said "Listen, we don't WANT to hurt 'Anypony', We just sometimes HAVE too, for ours, and their own good.", Rich said "How is all this for OUR good?", A Small, Green, Lizard asked "Because you would've been on te Wrong Side if it weren't for us. In Reality, were the good guys, your Princess just hates us, so she lies to you Ponies to hate us too.", Lapiz answered the Lizard, "Also, I thought this place was only inhabited by MultiColoured Horses, not Lizard too." "LIZARD?! IM A DRAGON! AND YOUR AN UGLY APE!", The 'Dragon' said "Well that's offensive", Lapiz said as he pulled out his Lugar "IM SORRY IM SORRY!", The 'Dragon' Said "Ye know, your small to be a 'Dragon', you look more like a Fat Lizard", Rich said Spike tried to breathe fire, but because if his age, he only breathed enough to light a candle. "Wow, that's soooooo impressive, good for you", Rich 'Complimented'. "Ima BABY Dragon!", Spike said "A Tiny one. Runt?", Sma asked "NO!", Spike yelled "You know what? This is pointless. You're a Lizard whether you like it or not, and there's no way you're gonna change that. And besides, it's getting late and this stupid conversation is just wasting out time.", Lapiz said "My Turn to Guard right?", Rich asked "Due to the circumstances, we'll need three men.", Lapiz said "You, you, and Rich will stay up and guard The Convoy", Lapiz said after he pointed at 2 other Soldiers. "Where ARE we gonna stay ANYWAYS?", Grizz asked "In the Town Square, it seems to be the safest place, plus we won't be invading otherponies personal space and property", Lapiz responded "Well good night, I as well am gonna catch some Z's", Rainbow Dash said, right after she says this, she zooms off into her Cloud House "Can I go home now?", Scootaloo said as she popped her head out of the Tiger H "Your a pegasus, so no", Lapiz responded "But I can't even FLY. and why do you ned the PEgusi to stay here?", Scootaloo asked Lapiz "So that way they won't try to warn Nearby Nations", Lapiz Responded, "Tomorrow, we'll have all the Pegasi sign an agreement not to warn those Other Nations after they sign that, they will be allowed to fly again" "Ok", Scootaloo said "I guess I'm staying with Rich then?", Fluttershy asked "Yep, but you can sleep with someone else while Rich is guarding the Convoy, he will be up for most of the Night", Lapiz said "O-Ok", Fluttershy responded, "Can I stay up with him? 8 Eyes is better than 6", Fluttershy asked "*SIGH*, As long as you don't try to fly away, OK?", Lapiz said "I won't", Fluttershy Responded "Now let's go to sleep, my throat hurting from all that yelling.", Lapiz said After a few minutes, almost everyone(Not including the 4 Guard(Including Fluttershy)), was asleep. Author's Note Ok, I Managed to get another chapter done before My Chromebook gets Taken away. So false alarm for the Next 5 Hours You MIGHT see me comment on other stuff when on my 3DS xl (It's the *NEW Edition, so I MIGHT. JUST MIGHT. be able to handle Fimfiction enough for me TOATLEAST Comment),
Survival"Hey general!", Said Rich. "Hmf, what is is now Rich?", said Lapiz, getting up from his cot, then seeing Rich in his face, "You know you don't need to yell if I'm THIS close?", he then said after rubbing his eyes. "I found some Cake!" "Hmm cake? I doubt that, that too expencive, especially out here" Then Rich stuffs some into Lapiz's face. Then finally realizing, that doing stuff like that to a high commanding officer with a high temper was a bad idea, he runs for his dear life, hoping to not get punched, or even worse; shot in the foot. "RICH! COME BACK HERE!", Lapiz yelled in anger. "NOPE!!", Rich yelled back. Some of the campers had woken up to see the show, apparently they find the general being angry very amusing sometimes. When Lapiz had caught up to him, he threw his Lugar(German WWII Pistol) at Rich's head. *WHACK!* Rich fell face first onto the snowy ground with a *Thud*. "Ow. Yeah I guess deserved that.", Whimpered Rich. "HECK YEAH YOU DID!", Yelled Lapiz as he attempted to wipe the sticky dessert off his face, but with luck not on his side, he only smeared it around. "Look at this, you got my uniform a mess". He flicked some at Rich's cheek, then went to retrieve his Lugar. More of their yelling had woken up more campers, and soon there was a few laughing out loud. Rich got up and rubbed his cheek, then the whole camp experienced an all-too-familiar ear piercing sound. *PTOW!!* The explosion made the laugher fall dead into the pit of silence. A few campers freaked out and swung around, aiming an invisible rifle at nothing. "Crap", Whispered Lapiz. "Everyone get up! The Allied Forces are here!" yelled Rich. *PTOW!!* As the second boom was heard, Lapiz jumped up to the Tiger II's turret, not even bothering to close the hatch. He grabbed a random shell, loaded it, and fired straight ahead, hoping to scare the American Tank. *BOOMF!!* The booming stopped, and by that time everyone was out of their tents as quickly as a Quail being chased by a pack of starving Coyotes. "W-what happened?", asked a private ranked engineer. "I swear if this was a prank pulled off by one of you...", Lapiz shouted, pointing his finger at the formation of soldiers. He then turned his back to all of the soldiers and vehicles, "I will be taking 10 promotions worth off your rank, understand!", He finished yelling even louder, hoping that if there really was an American Tank, his loud shouting would hopefully scare it into thinking that there was a large group of infantry. Even though there was a large group of infantry, the rescued men didn't stand a chance against even a single Light Tank. "G-G-Gen-Gen-eral?", Asked a terrified militiamen, giving a shaky salute. "Y-Y-Yes?", Responded Lapiz, mocking the private soldier. "I-I saw a-a", The terrified soldier started. "Look just say it already ok, were all freezing out here!!", Interrupted Lapiz. "JUMBO!!", yelled Rich "Dude shut up, you're not fooling anyone, plus you didn't let him finish", Scolded Lapiz. He didn't trust that Rich was telling the truth, he stopped believing him for awhile after that incident with the cake. *PTOW!!* Lapiz then quickly turns around to see a American M4A3E2 Jumbo Heavy Tank roll down the slope the Germans were camping behind. "Everyone to their positions!", Lapiz commanded Most of the tank crews started running top speed towards their tanks, while the crew of the Pak 44 started setting up, "Load the APCR shell!", then gunner yelled at the loader of the Pak 44 Anti-Tank Cannon. *PTOW!!* Most of the other militiamen soldiers started to scatter, they were trained to do so if they had encountered a Tank and they weren't prepared to fight, so that they might confuse it. Though that was the only advantage they had: To confuse it. As the Heavy Tank fired a HE (High Explosive) shell from it 75mm M3 Cannon at the troops, 3 men were killed unfortunately. One of the freaked out militiamen started running into a random tent. "NO! We must fight, its just ONE Heavy Tank", Lapiz scolded as he lunged for the soldier and grabbed him by the collar of his dirty uniform. *PTCLANG!!* The Anti-Tank Crew had fired the Pak 44s big, 128mm Anti-Tank Cannon, At the American Heavy Tank. The tank then stopped moving. Lapiz could only assume that either the crew was dead, or the tank had a engine leak which caused it to stop working, "See that wasn't so ba-", Lapiz was cut off by the sudden force of an invisible impact, everyone was hit. Lapiz woke up and found himself sitting in the loader's seat of the Tiger II, "Ow, what happened?" "Keep it down General", Rich hissed in a whispering voice. "What happened?, whispered Lapiz, listening to Rich. He rubbed his head. "I don't exactly know, but I think we're in a land of colors, possibly the west side of Russia or something. I've heard weird things about that side of the country, and this is most certainly weird", stated Rich. "Where's the rest of my men?", Lapiz asked. "There all here but they need your help again", Answered Rich. "What is it this time?", asked Lapiz with a grumpy tone. "Get out of the tank and that'll explain everything", Answered Rich, and sure enough they needed help; Most of them were in tangled up tents, some were unconscious, while some were hurt and couldn't move. The rest of the men that were capable of moving, and had no injuries, were walking around and trying to help others, like a good soldier. A good soldier never leaves a man behind. Whenever one of the troops got a "Good Job" from General Lapiz, it was a sign of gratitude, it was something they cherished and bragged about. That's maybe the reason some of the troops are helping out the unconscious and wounded men, for satisfaction. "Ouch", said Lapiz as he did a fake flinch at the scene. "Yeah, I know right?", said Rich. "Why didn't you help them while I was knocked out? You're second in command and you didn't give them directions while I was out? Why do we need to keep quiet?", scolded Lapiz with a whisper. "Awaiting orders, you haven't been knocked out that long,", Rich said with a salute, " And we have to keep quiet because we have no idea where the heck we are. Who knows, this could be enemy territory?" Lapiz nodded then looked around and the realized something that was missing in the scene "Where's the tanks!?", asked Lapiz in a worried whisper. "There behind us, we hid them because you don't allow us to use them in combat without you", Rich started. "Except when we're in a situation where I'm not here to command you, that's another reason I have a second in command", scolded Lapiz. "Sorry sir, I forgot about that", Rich said in a apologetic tone ,"Be glad that I'm your driver. who knows who could've stolen them". "Be glad that I would have done the same thing to the tanks, or else you would've probably been punched for making large decisions without me", mumbled Lapiz in a serious, angry tone. Rich slaps his hand on his face, realizing that he had forgotten the rules again, and the punishments. He never forgets them, that's one of the reasons he's second in command. So how did he forget in the first place? Must've been the invisible impact. "Tell all tank crews to get inside their tanks, and to check for any damage before we leave", started Lapiz, "Also tell everyone else to stay alert and all ears, like you said, we don't know what could be out here. Oh, and Rich?". "Yeah?", Rich answered. "Can you please help the stuck soldiers?", Asked Lapiz. " *SIGH* Yes sir", Rich gave a salute, and ran off to help the other soldiers. Author's Note you see? it SUCKS! if you want me to continue, then be my guest to tell me. now if you wanna add yourself to my story, then tell me, i'm allowing it with open arms, but as a person, not a pony... yet now if you're curious on what rank Lapiz is, he's a Two Star General"
A New Enemy"We need to leave this place, or at least be on the move", Lapiz said to his crew Then all of a sudden they hear that same annoying boom of an American M3 Cannon firing again. Apparently, the crew inside the thought-to-be-taken-out Jumbo was not giving up. "Ram it", Lapiz said with a sigh Then the Tiger II lurched forward at full speed, heading towards the immobile tank. They collided with a crash of steel. "Listen, I know you wanna fight, but this is nonsense.", Lapiz shouted out to the tank," just join our rescue group, and help us retrieve any stranded soldier or broken down tanks." The Jumbo fired another shot. "I don't wanna fight you", Lapiz protested The tank stopped, then the crew inside called back, "Hook up our tank if you're in a rush, that big tank of yours could pull it" "So the engine's broken?", Lapiz asked "Yup" "Ok then, we'll hitch you up", Lapiz shouted out in a glad tone The new member of the convoy was hitched up to the Tiger II, they may have moved slower, but it was worth it. Besides, they could be on more of a look out at a slower pace. They had gone for what had seemed like miles until something moved in the bushes. The slow pace must've been useful after all. "Over there!", Lapiz shouted, "Load an HE shell, and aim at that spot in the bushes" Then all of a sudden a Zebra pops out of the bushes. "What the hell?", Tiger II Gun Loader Sam said with a disgusted tone, "This isn't Africa" The Zebra ran off, as expected. I'm pretty sure you would run off if you saw a huge group of Tanks and Infantry right in front of you. "Let's mov-", Lapiz was cut off by a big boom that didn't sound like any kind of cannon he'd ever heard. Everyone in the convoy looked up to see a circle rainbow, it was rapidly expanding. Lapiz had swung open the to hatch of the turret, mouth agape in amazement. Then a blue blur leaving a rainbow trail starts heading directly towards Lapiz. He swung the canopy closed and heard a *THANG!*. The blue 'Thing' must've collided with the hatch before the 'Thing' could hit him. "Ow", said the 'Thing', the infantrymen had then realized it was living thing, Gunfire started but then ceased after a few shots. The "Thing" was unconscious Lapiz opened the Canopy, then the first thing he saw was a light blue baby horse, with wings, sitting next to the Machine Gun. He grabbed ahold of it by the neck and tackled it into the turret, but then he was then the next one to realize it was unconscious. "Can we keep this weird horse in the Wirbelwind please?", Lapiz had asked, hopefully, the crew would allow it, it had the most turret space out of most of them, and if this 'Thing' was to try to escape, the crew could just easily throw it out of the top of the turret. 2 hours later "I wonder where Rainbow Dash is, she's not been around for awhile", Twilight said worriedly. "Yeah, she usually flying around and making the skies look awesome", Pinkie said in her happy voice, "But now the sky is boring", Pinkie Pie then deeply frowned. Their cutie marks on their flanks started glowing, "The map!", Pinkie Pie shouted and then sped off towards the castle at an unusual speed. Always breaking the 4th wall, that was Pinkie Pie's most favorite thing to do besides partying. Twilight Sparkles Castle The map was showing that all 5 of them were needed in the Everfree Forest "Well I'm guessing Rainbow Dash got hurt in the Everfree Forest?", Applejack asked "Oh I sure hope not, maybe she just isn't needed for this mission", Fluttershy said, she dreaded the thought of Rainbow Dash being hurt, even worse: all alone in the Everfree forest. "If I know Rainbow Dash, then i know that she's fine, probably oversleeping", Twilight said to the rest of the ponies in the room. "Yeah, let's not get too serious about this one, ok?", Rarity asked. 2 hours later Everfree Forest As the 5 ponies walked across the dark forest, Zecora came running at top speed. She stopped right in front of them, panting. Maybe it was a problem with Zecora? "Come Twilight! You need to see what I've witnessed", Zecora said with an urgent voice, "It's your friend Rainbow Dash, I fear she is in great danger". "Called it", Applejack raised a hoof "Oh no, we have to get to her quick! What if she's hurt or-" Fluttershy was near crying, she hoped that it wasn't true, or that this was just a dream. Witnessing a big danger in the Everfree forest was a terrible experience. "Do you have any facts or details about what's wrong with Rainbow Dash?", Twilight said with urgency "She is being held captive by something I've never seen. I didn't get a close enough look, but I could tell that they were large in size and numbers", Zecora answers. "Alright, thank you Zecor-" *BOOMF!!* All 5 of the ponies jumped in fright. Pinkie Pie jumping the highest, obviously. All of them started looking around, until Twilight said, "Leave Zecora, we'll take it from here". "I wish you luck", Zecora responded, then left with a quick gallop. *BOOMF!!* A tree fell over, nearly hitting Pinkie Pie "HEY!! You big meanie metal thing!...", Pinkie Pie shouted to the incoming Tiger II, Lapiz had ordered sam the Tank Gunner, to shoot at the tree to create a pathway. "What in tarnation?!", Applejack said in shock. "Stop advancing, we've got company", Lapiz ordered Rich. The Tiger II stopped, and so did the rest of the convoy. Fluttershy was hiding behind Twilight, and if the 5 ponies had known that the Tiger H was not alone, they would have probably would've thought they needed Celestia. "More!?", the big, metal, 'Thing' shouted in an annoyed tone. "Do you have Rainbow Dash!?", Twilight shouted to the Tiger II "Do you have any idea how pissed off I am right now?!", the 'Thing' shouted back "Do you know where Rainbow Dash is!?", Twilight was now getting angry "If you mean the blue 'Thing' that tried to attack us? If so then, yes?", both 'Things' were now tempted to fight "Yes! that's Rainbow Dash!" Twilight said with joy. She thought that this would end peacefully and quickly, though it might just be the opposite. "She tried to attack us, we're not releasing her", Lapiz shouted with an angry mood. "Then we must take this as a hostile act!", Twilight was enraged, she charged up her horn. "Look I wanna end this peacefully", Lapiz opened the canopy and jumped out to meet the 5 ponies. "And so do I!", Twilight was calming down by a tiny bit, though she was still wary that this might be some sort of trick. "Then let's do so", Lapiz shouted, he was not wanting to take any more of this, but he had to, for the sake of his men. Then suddenly a flash of bright light appeared between the two leaders of their groups, it had revealed Celestia, she didn't look like she was in a good mood. "If you don't release Rainbow Dash then I will have to use force against you" "Listen if you really want 'Her' safe, then stop asking for her", Lapiz was more annoyed than ever, "We can just kill her right here and now you know" Celestia's pupils shrunk, "You wouldn't dare", Celestia was actually angry now. "WAIT!", Twilight shouted, she ran between the Tank Commander and Celestia, she looked up to Celestia, "I'm the Princess of friendship, shouldn't we befriend them? He said he too, wanted to end this peacefully", she really wanted to make a friendly relationship between the 'Thing' and them. "Twilight, they threaten to kill Rainbow Dash", Celestia was worried that if these creatures had cast some sort of spell to make Twilight change her mind. *WHAM!!* The sound of steel being banged against was heard all around, then there was a rainbow trail being soared out of the Wirbelwind. The AAA tank started to fire at Rainbow Dash. Unfortunately, even with her speed, she was outrun by the bullets, she was hit by about 17 bullets from the Quad 20mm Flak38's cannons. She went down, she had red drenched all over her and she had landed near the group of ponies. "Rainbow Dash!", Fluttershy cried out, she went over to see if her friend was alright. She knew in her mind that she was really badly hurt, but in another part of her mind, she hoped that it was just an illusion when she saw Rainbow Dash all covered in red. "You will pay for what you have done!", Celestia was now in total rage, Rainbow Dash might have been killed, or hopefully at the most, seriously wounded. "I don't think so...", Lapiz called out, "Attention everyone, drive around My Tiger II and aim for the purple pony and the tall white horse, and Fire At Will!" All the vehicles from the convoy drove around the Tiger II and then started aiming and firing. All fire was directed towards Celestia and Twilight. Celestia had tried to escape but had failed to create a shield in time, but Twilight had teleported behind a tree. Celestia was just laying there, she was not bleeding, because, you know, gods don't bleed. She then looked up to Lapiz, she then charged up a spell of teleportation. She was planning to teleport him into the Castle dungeons. "NOPE!!" Lapiz quickly reacted, "Fire that HE!". the Tiger II then fired the HE shell that was previously loaded during their encounter with Zecora, so they could now fire instantly without having to load a shell. It hit Celestia, and she disappeared. "Wha- n-no", Twilight was on the verge of tears. She teleported everyone else back to the castle, that way no more harm could come to her friends. Right there on the far side of the room was Rainbow Dash, laying on the ground next to a sobbing Fluttershy. "We need to get her to the Hospital", Applejack protested "R-right", Twilight said unsteadily, she then teleported Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash to the Canterlot Hospital. Hopefully, the Canterlot Hospital would be even safer than in her castle, it seemed like Canterlot was the safest choice, due to its high security. "I-I can't believe it", Twilight was now crying openly Author's Note A little pathetic if you ask me, again, i've never written a story before. Heck even this Author's Note is pathetic too XD
A New Ally?"Anybody have any suggestions on what to do now?", Rich questioned "I think we should head over to that white castle, it seems like a good Headquarters. I say we do a direct assault, we could easily wipe their leaders out, you all saw how they retreated: like cowards", Lapiz answered "But even though they were unprepared back then, I bet that they will warn everyone about what happened, and now I'm pretty sure they'll set up defenses", The commander of the Jumbo observed "Ye know, I can't believe I'm saying this to an American, but you're right, they'll probably be ready next time", Lapiz agreed "But they can't possibly set up an effective defense in under 4 hours", Rich pointed out "So we must make a strike at that castle now", Lapiz ordered 2 hours later 3 miles from the side Ponyville Destination: Canterlot Castle The convoy was divided into a certain pattern: Tiger II at the lead, that was currently pulling the Jumbo, followed by the Tiger E, the Werbelwind, the Opel Blitz, that was pulling the Pak 44, and at the end, the Panther D, and the Puma. As the convoy was on the move to Canterlot Castle, this showed up: The Royal Guard, along with a Purple armored pony, supposedly their commander. "Wait, they're that low on their Mechanization Level?", Rich Questioned "Apparently so. Maybe their not at the Militarization point that we're at yet?", The American Tank Commander observed "This should be easy unless they use their magic, but who knows? Their magic might be useless against us.", Lapiz said. "Fire a warning shot", he commanded Sam. The Tiger II fired a warning APCR shell at the group of ponies, not wasting a precious HE shot. The ponies scattered, they didn't know what was coming. To the Convoy, this was playtime, but when it came to a real fight, they were serious. The reason Lapiz didn't have his Convoy do a full-scale attack on them, was because he still wanted to negotiate with them. "Here, i wanna talk with you leader", all the ponies stopped running and looked at the Tiger II in awe "Luna might need to know about this", one of the Guards whispered to Shining Armor "But she's asleep", Shining Armor corrected "It's almost night, I think she'll be able to do something about it at this time", the Royal Guard already knew about Celestia disappearing As if on cue, Luna right then landed from the sky in front of The group of ponies. "It's them, I heard they want to make peace, but I'm not too sure, Twilight told me about Celestia's disappearance, so I don't think we should trust them just yet", unlike Celestia, Luna was more willing to make a peace greeting. "Why do you come here, what is your reasons?", Luna demanded an answer "Listen we just need a place to stay, were are group of rescued military men that need medical attention", Lapiz hoped that they would bring them to the castle, so that would make things easier. "So you have been in battle, have you not?", Luna questioned "We lost", Lapiz answered "Then we shall help you, but under one condition: consider this as an alliance, I don't want to fight and I'm pretty the Royal Guard doesn't either", Luna suggested "That sounds perfect", Everything was going according to plan to Lapiz 1 mile from Canterlot Hospital "Please excuse the ponies, they've never seen you, creatures, before. What is your species anyways?", Luna was curious "We are humans, a species much more advanced than you", Lapiz took pride in the fact that they were in a way better than these ponies: the ponies had their wings and magic, while the humans had their tanks, planes, and big guns. Fourtinatly, it was only Luna and Lapiz, the rest of the convoy was outside the Canterlot Castle. Rich was begging for permission to come along, but Lapiz said one word to answer to his pleads: 'NO', Rich was silent after that, besides him mumbling under his breath. As the two entered the Canterlot Hospital for permission from the Hospital to help the men in need. Then that's when Lapiz felt like he got a bayonet stuck into his chest, he saw that same pony that they probably killed: the Rainbow one, she was all bandaged up on her chest and was in a wheel chair. "I wonder if she'll notice me, or if I'll be able to slip away and do what I need to without her knowing I was here" "Hm- wait a minute- YOU!", Rainbow Dash was in shock to see that person in the lobby "Shit", Nope, the Rainbow Pony noticed Lapiz "I wanna be your friend!", Rainbow Dash was NOT lying "dafuq? wait, even after I shot you up you still want to be my friend?", Lapiz was more than just confused, he was also suspicious that the Rainbow Pony was just playing with him "Dude, how can I not be friends with someone as awesome as you!?", Rainbow Dash really didn't care about the whole 'shot up over 18 times and now I see the cause right in front of me' "If you really want to be my friend, the be my guest", Lapiz was now just confused "Eeeee! This is so cool! Where do you come from, what are you, do you wanna have some fun together, what's you name?-", Rainbow Dash was just loaded with questions "To answer your current questions: My name is Lapiz, I come from Germany, I am a human, and I don't think it would be wise for us to hang out with you in this condition" Luna was currently holding a hoof to her mouth, this relationship between two enemies was so sudden, that Luna found if funny in a way. Though she was still proud that these two enemies are now friends. "Listen if you really want to keep our friendship, then don't tell your other friends about me being around you. I think if they found out about our friendship between us, I'm pretty sure they would kill me", Lapiz was actually happy to have a new friend, even better: this friend used to be his enemy. Luna spoke up at last,"You can count on me to not give away your little secret", Luna gave Lapiz a wink "Our secret is safe", Rainbow Dash agreed "Whats your name?", Lapiz forgot to ask that question at the beginning of their friendship, she had asked him, so why didn't he? "Rainbow Dash. And yes, I don't care whether or not you nearly killed me, just please don't tell me your gonna go around and destroy stuff" "I won't, I will only resort to killing as a last resort" And just like that, a new friendship was made, Rainbow Dash, and Princess Luna. 'We have new allies, this might just turn out good for everyone after all' Author's Note This chapter isn't quite yet finished, I just wanted your guy's opinions on if I'm still going to fast If you guys think the Chapter is good, then I will leave it as it is and probably start Chapter 4 on Monday
An Old EnemyThe Convoy left Canterlot, then they headed back into the woods, where their campsite was located. They were all in their vehicles, the Feild Infantry in their Opel Blitz, The Puma that was pulling along the Pak 44, the AAA crew in their Werbelwind, and the Tank Crews in the Panther D, Tiger E, and the Tiger II. "Nice to know that at least ONE of their leaders isn't trying to kill us", Rich said "It's also nice to have a new Ally", Lapiz said Sorry for not introducing this person to you guys: The Gunner of the Tiger II, his name is Sam, you should remember him. Keep in mind he usually is quiet, but when he's talkative, that means something's wrong. Now just because he is quiet doesn't mean he's shy, it's because he's always on the look out, he's very focused, that's why he was recruited to be the gunner of the Tiger II, so that way he can always quickly shoot at the Weak Spots of the Enemy. The way the rest of the Tiger II's crew respects him is by trying their best to keep quiet during battle so Sam can focus, except Lapiz of course, he was their General after all, so Lapiz had to give orders. He has more of a deep voice, he always wheres a bulletproof chest plate, a steel tanker helmet, and has tons of ammunition all over him, whenever he walks around, all those belts of Heavy Machine Gun ammo clink around on his Bullet Proof Steel ChestPlate. He is our 'Heavy Weapons Guy' (I was considering to name him Pootis, but Sam isn't as buff as him, so I had to reconsider that) "Silence, There's something out there", Sam said Uh oh, what is it now?, "You heard him, everyone, keep quiet, you now the drill", Lapiz ordered the rest of his troops through the radio of the Tiger II "I smell Brits", Sam said. Oh yeah, he's kinda like a cat himself, perfect hearing, sense of smell, vision, and focus, sometimes we call him 'The Black Cat', meaning he was bad luck for the enemy, which was true in many ways: for example, you NEVER wanna play cards with him... you'll always loose. "Looks like some Old 'Friends' decided to follow us", Lapiz said A British soldier ran out of the bushes with a Panzerschreck on his shoulders, he was a buff guy that was stupid enough to rush a Tiger II HEAD ON. He fired the Rocket Launcher, dealing no damage to the Tiger II's armor, the only difference was a smudge of black on the front of the Body of the Tank. A AT(Anti-Tank) Grenade fell out of his pocket, "Wait, HES ARMED WITH 'AT' EXPLOSIVES! FIRE AT WILL!", Lapiz ordered, it turns out that the British soldier was doing a suicide strike, he had packed his vest with a bunch of 'AT' Grenades, so that it would destroy at least ONE of the tanks in out convoy. How long have you been watching us? The Buff British Soldier kept on going, he had Machine Gun bullet holes all over him from the Feild Infantry in the Opel Blitz. The Enemy Idiot pulled a pin, it was the pin to the grenade, then he threw himself onto the ground under the Tiger II, so that way gravity could activate the grenade, and the Tiger II would be destroyed. The bottom hatch of the Tiger II swung open, hitting the Britsh Soldier in the head. *WHAM!* "Everyone out NOW!!", Lapiz ordered, he closed the hatch and started throwing Tank shells out of the Top Turret Hatch, so that way when the British Soldier finished his personal mission, it wouldn't 'Blow up' the tank, it would only break a few parts, like maybe the engine. If they lost the Tiger II, they would probably never get it back. *KABOOOM!!* Lapiz heard a ringing sound in his ears, the world slowly went darker, he fell onto what seemed to be a gravely ground. "General!!", he heard Rich yell out Author's Note Sorry that this chapter is so short, but I wanna give ya a cliff hanger *Laughs Evilly* I'm starting the Next Chapter soon, the soonest being tomorrow night, Maybe even earlier. but don't get you hopes up just yet, I still have to take my time with this story, so I highly doubt it will come out SUPER soon, like tomorrow, maybe in about 2-5 days I'll post it. If it goes past that mark then will do my best to get all the time I can to Finish the next Chapter See ya!
Help Is On The Way"GENERAL!", Rich yelled in horror "We need a Medic NOW!!", One of the Sergent Militiamen shouted Lapiz laid there, blood spilling from his left leg. He was unconscious, which was probably a good thing, if he was awake he probably would've said that he was fine, but he was NOT fine, there was at least 100 pieces or more of shrapnel in his left leg. Meanwhile Location: Twilight's Castle Time: 1845 The map was glowing, it showed Rainbow Dashes Cutie Mark circling around a small part of the Everfree Forest. "Somepony needs saving! Gotta go!", Rainbow Dash said, zooming out of the castle at what seemed like Mach 10 "So impatient", Rarity said As Rainbow zoomed over Ponyville, she saw what seemed like a small bit of smoke coming from the Everfree Forest. "I bet THATS where somepony needs my help!", Rainbow said She suddenly got a feeling to grab supplies, when did THAT ever happen. Welp, the more prepared I am, the better, She thought to herself. It felt weird for Rainbow Dash to feel even a little productive. She headed over to her house and grabbed what she needed, it was an emergency saddle packed with: Food, Water, a Flashlight, a Firestarter, and most importantly for this mission: A First-Aid Kit. She zoomed out of her Cloud Home and raced towards the Everfree Forest. Meanwhile... Location: Everfree Forest Time: 1905 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE THE REQUIRED SUPPLIES!!!", Rich yelled in the Medic's face "S-Sir, I will still try to do everything I can, I just need somebody to get me a pair of two clean, thin, small sticks", The Medic, who's name was Carel, responded "YOU! GO AND GET THE MEDIC WHAT HE NEEDS ASAP!!!!", Rich pointed out to a random soldier "Yes Sir!", The Soldier gave a salute and ran not too far off into the bushes to find what Carel needed Lapiz was breathing heavily, blood oozing out of his left leg. During the explosion, one of the grenades managed to hit him really good, as in, ALL OF THE GRENADES hit him, it looked like that suicide soldier had over 40 grenades stashed all over him. Rainbow Dash zoomed in front of Lapiz, somehow not taking notice to all the other people around her, she thought it was ONLY him. "OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH!!!", Rainbow repeated, "All right Rainbow, calm down, you need to stay calm if you know what's best", she began walking in circles, she had her head lowered, pondering on what she should do. Should she call help? No, she PROMISED him that she would NEVER sell him and his men out. Wait, SO THATS why I had the idea of bringing the Emergency Bag, to help him., she thought to herself. She was about to pull ou the First-Aid Kit when she heard multiple clicking sounds. She did NOT want to turn around, but she HAD to help him, so she proceeded with pulling out the Fist-Aid Kit. Rich tackled Rainbow Dash to the ground, landing right next to Lapiz. "NO MORE HARM IS GONNA COME TO THE GENERAL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!", Rich yelled "YO!! I'm trying to HELP him you, idiot!", Rainbow shot back Rich pulled out his Lugar and pointed it at Rainbow Dash's face. "Drop your bag, and sit down AWAY from the General", Rich ordered "Please, I just want to help a friend in need", Rainbow pleaded "Yeah, FAT CHANCE!!", Rich said Rich was just about to pull the trigger when Lapiz pulled Rainbow Dash to the ground. *PAFF!* "GENERAL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?", Rich yelled out "S-she is the pony I-i was talking about... She is a Friend", Lapiz said weakly "Wait your.. Rainbow Dash?", Rich was very disappointed in himself "Yes", Rainbow replied "I can't believe I nearly just shot a friend of the General", Rich put his hands yo his face, "Do what you need to do, I trust you" "Thank you... Rich", Rainbow replied Hearing his name made Rich look up. Had the General mentioned me when he was talking to Rainbow Dash?, He thought to himself. This made Rich feel very warm inside. Heh, why wouldn'T he? I'm his best friend!, Rich thought to himself Author's Note If any of you are offended by the whole 'Buff British man committed suicide' thing, then let me explain: This guy had gone mad, he had no more thought of what was going on. So as instinct, he went to destroy the Tiger II, he wanted to end his life, he thought he was miserable enough. Even though Lapiz would've GLADLY taken him in. Like I said in the 'Authors Notes' in the last chapter: I MIGHT start tommorow on the next chapter(This Chapter) Tomorrow Night(Tonight) YAY FOR A SUPER EARLY NEW CHAPTER YAAAY !!! As always: Feedback is HIGHLY appreciated
FollowerNo one spoke a word. As Rainbow Dash wrapped a bandage around Lapiz's leg, Rich had finally broken the silence. "Soooo, um, I know we got off to a bad start, but... could we still get to know each other at least?", Rich asked Rainbow Dash "Hm? Of course we can! If your willing be to my friend, then I'm willing to be yours", Rainbow Dash answered A militiaman came running out of the bushes, in his hand was two long, straight, thin, and most importantly CLEAN sticks. "The sticks you asked for sir", the Militiaman held out the sticks to Carel. "Thank you", Carel quickly grabbed the sticks and got to work. The bandage that Rainbow had put on Lapiz's leg, was so that it would slow down the bleeding, that would buy some time for the militiaman to finish his job. Carel unwrapped the bandage and got to work, carefully removing pieces of shrapnel. Every time a piece of shrapnel was removed, Lapiz would flinch. It was 23 pieces later until he finally said it. "Ow", Lapiz had flinched again "Good to know your still conscious...", Rich said "No, it's NOT", Carel said, "In a bit, he'll be screaming at the top of his lungs, I'll need him to be knocked out.... if, it's OK with you General?" "Do what you must to avoid me kicking you", Lapiz said, "Rich, you've done it before, so you can surely do it again. Knock me out" Rich's eyes just shot wide open. Back then, when Lapiz was still only a One Star General, Rich had somehow managed to knock Lapiz out with a metal spoon, they were doing a food fight, and Rich thought Lapiz's toughness would be able to sustain the blow from the utensil, but he still somehow got knocked out anyways. "Ummmmmm, you sure? I don't even know if it'll work on you anymore", Rich said "Oh for bucks sakes", Rainbow Dash said out loud, she whacked Lapiz on the forehead, knocking him out "That works, though, I might need to take a memory test after he's fixed up, you might've messed something up", Carel said "Oops, sorry", Rainbow Dash shrugged There was some rustling in the bushes. Rainbow Dash flew up inside a tree, if her secret about being friends with these guys, was found out, she'd be busted by Twilight SOOOO hard. A Grey Pony jumped out onto Sam, knocking him onto his belly. The pony had a Light Grey Coat and a Light Golden Mane, it was a Pegasus... With some facial problems "Hello!", The Grey Pony said as it sat down on Sam's back "DERPY?!?!", Rainbow Dash yelled up from in the trees "Rainbow Dash? Is that you?", Derpy asked out loud Sam jumped up and put Derpy in a headlock, Derpy squeaked out of fright. "WAIT! Let her go!", Rainbow Dash pleaded ""She" assaulted me!", Sam said "She's just a friend, I'm 120% sure she meant no harm", Rainbow Dash said "*GROWL* If you say so...", Sam dropped Derpy onto the Ground *THUD* "Thank you sir", Derpy said, "What your name?" Sam was silent "Oh, ok", Derpy said with a frown on her face "Derpy, did you follow me out here?", Rainbow Dash asked "I'm so sorry Rainbow Dash! I won't do it again! I Promise!", Derpy was SUPER sorry "I'm not as upset as you think I am, I just need you to know something now that you know about these guys", Rainbow Dash said "Ok", Derpy put a hoof up to her ear to listen really closely "You must NEVER! And I mean NEVER, tell ANYPONY about these creatures", Rainbow Dash said, she used the term 'Creatures' because Derpy wouldn't understand what a Human even was "You got it Rainbow Dash!", Derpy saluted Derpy looked over at Sam, who was currently holding his Heavy Machine Gun, on the lookout for any more intruders. "Do you wanna be friends?", Derpy asked "No", Sam responded "Why not?" "Because I said so" "Hmf, well I wanna be your friend, and YOU can't stop that", Derpy jumped onto Sam, giving him a hug, wrapping her hoofs all the way around Sam's skinny body "Dammit, why do you have to be so cute?", Sam felt the urge to pet her, but he couldn't get himself to do it. Out of all things he just wasn't brave enough to do (Which there are very few), he just for some reason, couldn't pet Derpy "Thanks for not being rough on me this time", Derpy said "I could just strangle you right now you know", Sam threw a bad fake threat at Derpy, she could completely tell that his threat was false "I know you wouldn't do that, why else would I be hugging you?", Derpy said "*SIGH* Touche", Sam said He couldn't keep it in anymore, he didn't want the rest of the convoy to see him having a soft side, but he felt like he had too... He started scratching behind her ears. Derpy started purring somehow, she was obviously enjoying it. "You like that?" Sam asked, Derpy nodded and nuzzled his chest with her muzzle. "Adorable", Rich said "Heh, You know, it's hard for me not to take my attention away from the General right now, sounds like you guys are witnessing quite the scene", Carel said "Wow, I didn't expect them to become friends so quickly", Rainbow Dash said "You never answered my question, what IS your name?", Derpy asked Sam "Sam", Sam responded Derpy continued purring Author's Note I tried my best to add some adorable Derpy to this... NO! They will NOT fall in love, that is against the rules of this story... EEEEEEE I'm just so proud of myself right now!! As I was withing this, I "EEEEE"ed over 4 times, I find this super cute , even though I wrote it (Is that unnatural for an author?) Well you now know that Sam has a soft side: Cuddles. If you feel this is rushed, then sorry I hope you are patient for the next chapter
UpgradesDerpy was ordered by Lapiz to grab as many branches and rope as she could find. Lapiz had an idea in mind, an idea that would change the conflict between the Convoy and Equestria FOREVER. Rainbow Dash was helping Derpy out, flying alongside her. "I wonder what Lapiz has in mind?", Rainbow Dash wondered out loud "Whatever it is, it has to be awesome!", Derpy said Next thing they see, is not a lone branch all by itself, they saw Twilight Sparkle, jumping out at Rainbow Dash and Derpy "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!", Twilight asked, yelling into Rainbows face "What do you mean? I've been in Ponyville, the question is: Where have YOU been, we haven't seen you in forever", Rainbow said "Ok, that's beside the point. The reason I was so eager to find you right now, was because I REAAALY need your help with something", Twilight said, rubbing her hoofs together "For what?", bothe Rainbow Dash and Derpy said at the same time "Revenge...", Twilight answered "FOR BUCKS SAKES TWILIGHT! I'm pretty sure they got lost in the Everfree forest, I've been going on walks here almost every day for a little while, and I haven't seen ANY sign of them", Rainbow Dash lied "They can't just disappear. And why are you guys gathering tree branches and rope?", Twilight asked "Derpy and I are gonna try to build a Tipi from scratch, and were gonna sleep out in it tonight", Rainbow Dash lied again "Oh, ok. You sure you don't wanna come? It will be really cool, I even got some Elite Griffon Forces out to help me find them, I told them that their reward would be significant if they helped to find and capture these creatures", Twilight said "BORING!", Derpy yelled out "Oh fine, I'll leave you two be, see you later Rainbow Dash, see you later Derpy", Twilight said "See ya", both Rainbow Dash and Derpy said again at the same time 5 Hours Later Time: 1145 Location: Everfree Forest Area: Convoy Hideout The two ponies had made 5 runs until there were enough rope and branches to make a Tipi City. Lapiz was standing in front of the huge pile of branches and rope, arms crossed. "Well done you two, I think you've kinda outdone yourself, I'm pretty sure we'll have extras in the end.", Lapiz complimented Rainbow Dash and Derpy. "Thank you General", Rainbow Dash said "I'm so glad I could help deliver a super-sized-jumbo-pack without breaking anything", Derpy was talking about her MailMare job The word 'Jumbo' mad Lapiz look at the American Jumbo; its crew was sitting on the back of it, having a conversation, Rich was with them. He was with them for a few reasons: One, because Lapiz wanted to make sure they weren't planning to try and betray the Convoy. Two, because he wanted to socialize. And three, because he was bored, so he went to do Reason Two. Lapiz had a special stick that Derpy found, she found it for him so he could use it as a crutch, he still had his leg injury. "Hey, Rich!", Lapiz called out, "Gather up everyone!" In a few minutes, every Militiaman, Tanker, Artilleryman, and Engineer were gathered up into one group. "You know the plan, so get to work!", Lapiz ordered. The Men started to pick up branches and rope and head over to their vehicles. "What IS the plan?", Rainbow Dash asked Lapiz Lapiz squatted low, then grabbed Rainbow Dash and Derpy in a big swipe, "We are gonna give everyone and everything a makeover, we will tie the branches you collected to our Uniforms, and most importantly, out Vehicles. I got notified that there was a search group looking for us in the forest, so we will disguise ourselves to look like trees, somebody could easily mistake the Tiger II as a fat tree. The cannons will act as long branches, that way we can aim them without the Enemy noticing the gun, they will not pay much attention to a large branch as they would to an 88mm Cannon.", Lapiz explained "Remember not to hurt anypony, right?", Rainbow Dash asked "Yes", Lapiz responded As the Convoy (Not including its top 3 highest rankers) was getting set up, Lapiz started to tie branches onto Sam, while Rich did the same thing to Sam as well. When they all finished, Sam actually admitted to not being able to see them well from a distance, that means, that the Enemy with their less aware eyes, wouldn't know what hit them. "Everyone, move the Vehicles in between the trees, and Militiamen, stand in front of the trees, your back facing the trunk.", Lapiz ordered. When everyone was in place, Lapiz said, "Were Ready" Author's Note The Griffons come into play, and yes, some if not ALL of them will die (The Griffons) *STARTS TO RUB HANDS TOGETHER* HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEE...............
Dead Griffons For Dinner? *VOMIT*Dead Griffons For Dinner? *VOMIT* As the group of Griffons advanced through the forest, Twilight put them to halt and said, "I think I can hear them...", Twilight started walking to her left, the Griffons followed. "Do you think she's crazy?", whispered one of the Griffons to the other "Maybe, though if that was the case, not only would it be a waste of time, it would be HILARIOUS too", responded the other Griffon Meanwhile... Location: Everfree Forest Area: Convoy Hideout Time: 1506 Lapiz was ordering where each man should hide, he was standing in the middle of the camp, while everyone else was hiding where he told them to hide... except for one person: Their Scout. The Scout, his name was Grizz, he was a small, fast, skinny guy, he usually wore (Currently he's in his Branch Covered Uniform), A Camouflage Uniform, Black pants, he had Blond hair, and blue eyes, like a (Hitler called it) "Perfect" German, but to Lapiz, any kind of German was a "Perfect" German, it didn't matter whether they had black hair or green eyes, or dark skin, if they were German, then they were considered a "Perfect" German to Lapiz. Grizz was also known as their Sniper, Grizz was part of Lapiz's original Armored Group, he was an Anti-Tank Sniper. Grizz came running as fast as he could out of the trees, and stopped right beside Lapiz, gasping for breath, "The Enemy *HUFF* Is really close", He said "Thanks for the Information, now can you please stand over there?, Lapiz handed Grizz a Karabiner 98K and pointed to the top of a tree, Grizz's original job was coming back to him. Grizz obeyed, and climbed up the tree, he the nestled into the branches (The Branches on the tree, not his uniform), and held up his gun, ready for action. Lapiz gave Grizz a thumbs up, meaning: Your Good Where You Are. He then heard some branches being whipped around, assuming it was the enemy, Lapiz swiped Derpy, Derpy squeaked, and he ran quietly over to the Tiger II. He had almost forgotten where the Back Turret Hatch was, he quickly found it, then quietly opened it, he entered, and quietly closed it. He tapped Derpy on the back, Derpy looked at him, He then held a finger up to his lips, Meaning: Please Be Quiet. Derpy went quiet. Twilight emerged out of the Bushes, along with 7 Griffons, "They're here somewhere, I just know it", Twilight said "Are you sure, there's no sign of what whatever you explained", one of the Griffons said "Princess, are you ok? Have you been getting enough sleep? Are you Drinking?", one of the other Griffons asked, Twilight "IM FINE!!", Twilight responded "Shut up, all of you, I smell a weird mixture of Iron, and something else, I can't figure it quite out yet.". Another Griffon said. As the Griffon said this, they all raised their weapons: 3 of them had Super: Sharp, Thick, Iron Swords, and the Other 4 had Special Crossbows, the Crossbows Fired Piercing Bolts, though, they were really only meant for, at the most: Thick WOODEN Forts. Thickest Wood, being: 2 Inches. Lapiz started to aim the 88mm Cannon on the Tiger II, he started with the Vertical Aiming, then with the Horizontal. He lined up the shot. "I feel that THEY are the ones watching us...", One of the Griffons said worriedly "Wait a minute...", Another Griffon said Twilight eyes shot open, "DUCK DOWN!!", She yelled "Wait, WHAT?!", A Griffon yelled Lapiz fired the 88mm Cannon, it hit ALL 7 of the Griffons, killing all but one. "You bastard, Princess, you should be ashamed if yourself for leading us into this trap", The remaining Griffon said shakily, blood pouring out of His Chest, and His Legs. "WHAT?! I don't even know what even just HAPPENED!", Twilight said Grizz fired at the Remaining Griffon, the shot finished it off. Twilight Ran. This was too much, she needed a bigger force, if a group of 7 Highly Trained, Elite, Griffons were killed in a single attack, then she would need ALOT of help with these 'Creatures'. The Convoy hadn't eaten for what seemed like FOREVER. So killing these Griffons, just got them a meal. Rich almost threw up. Author's Note OOOOOOOOOH, A new Character, hmmmmmm?, and Dead Griffons, hmmmmmm? LOL.... that's all I can say about this chapter
Broken PromisesThe Cutie Mark Crusaders were sneaking around Sugar Cube Corner, waiting for Rainbow Dash to exit its doors. The had something 'Important' to ask her. Rainbow Dash left the Sweet Shop, saying her goodbyes to Pinkie Pie. Now was the time for the CMC to ask their 'Important' Question. "Rainbow Dash!", Scootaloo yelled Rainbow Dash turned to look at Scootaloo, "Hey Scootaloo, what's up?", Rainbow Dash asked "We have something REALLY Important to ask you...", Sweetie Belle said "Ask Away", Rainbow Dash said "Where have you been going?", Scootaloo asked "You've been leavin' Ponyville every day for awhile now, is somethin' wrong?", Applebloom said "Ummmmmm, No, Nothings wrong, what makes you think that?", Rainbow Dash started to sweat, out of all ponies, she would accidentally give the big secret away to these 3 fillies? Not a chance, you HAVE to keep this a secret Dash, even if it might disappoint Scootaloo a bit..., Rainbow Dash thought to herself "Somethins' wrong, Applejack taught me a few tricks on how to identify lying, and somethins' DEFINETLY wrong", Applebloom said "Ummmmmmmm....... I gotta go! See ya Scoots!", Rainbow Dash said, and tight after she said that, she zoomed off into the Everfree Forest at what seemed like Mach 20 "WAIT! Rainbow Dash Wait Up!", Scootaloo said and started to five a hopeless chase to Rainbow Dash "Yur' not gonna catch HER thats fer' sure", Applebloom said "I NEED to know what's wrong with Rainbow Dash!", Scootaloo said "It's no use, she's probably on the other side of the Everfree Forest by now", Sweetie Belle said Location: Everfree Forest Area: Convoy Hideout Time: 0947 Rainbow Dash zoomed into the Convoy Hideout, constantly shouting: "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!" "Have you been drinking or something?", Rich asked "3 Fillies are trying to find out what I'm hiding!", Rainbow Dash responded "Then ignore them", Lapiz said "You don't understand, these fillies will NEVER give up on this ", Rainbow Dash responded, (Had to post this pic) Allofasudden, An Orange Filly jumps out of the bushes "RAINBOW DASH!", it called out. "SHIT!", Sam yelled, his voice echoed throughout the camp, forcing the Filly to cover its ears. "Is THIS one of them?", Lapiz folded his arms and the raised an eyebrow "Ummmmmmmm, IM SO SORRY LAPIZ!", Rainbow Dash said Lapiz Sighed. "Were... still friends... right?", Rainbow Dash asked "That filly is gonna need to stay here, it's a child, and children are the worst at keeping secrets", Lapiz said "But her friends are going to look for her! Then when they fond out, THEY will have to stay here! Then their older sisters will come looking for them, and their Sisters are the same ponies from our first encounter", Rainbow Dash said "So we're screwed either way...", Rich said "Pretty much, guess this is where the fighting REALLY begins", Lapiz said "Do I have any say in this?", The Orange Filly Asked "No", Sam said "Ok", The Filly responded "Who IS this anyway?", Carel asked "Scootaloo, she likes to follow me around", Rainbow Dash responded "Why?", Rich asked "Because she admires me", Rainbow Dash said "No shit, you've awesome to us", Lapiz said This made Dash sorta blush, but she KNEW that Lapiz had NO feeling whatsoever for her. "Tanks...", Rainbow said "You did it again", Rich said "DAMNIT!", Rainbow said Author's Note Shat, now shats gonna go down reaaaaal guuuud
Cake Ever Heard Of The Reference: "The Cake Is A Lie"? Because ThruthBeTold, It Usually IS A Lie........... "Are you still mad about what happened with the Cake?", Rich asked Lapiz "Of course......", Lapiz responded Rich looked down, disappointed in himself. "Not", Lapiz finished "Wait? What?", Rich was confused "Listen, I have a secret to tell ya", Lapiz said "Ok..." "When you stuffed that Cake into my face... I felt some sort of magic, as if I belonged in this world. But I never told anyone or 'Anypony' about this, because I was afraid that I would be considered a Traitor to the Convoy by seeming like an Ally Of The Enemy", Lapiz explained "Why didn't you tell us BEFORE we came to Equestria?", Rich asked Lapiz "Because we had to deal with that American Tank. I was gonna tell you afterwards, but we kept on getting too caught up in things", Lapiz responded Some really loud Gasping was heard. "Oh shit... I know that Gasp", Rainbow Dash said "RAINBOW DASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?", Pinkie Pie yelled out "WHAT DAFUQ?!", Sam yelled, this made Derpy jump onto him, "Oof, get off me Derpy" "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RAINBOW DASH AND DERPY?!", Pinkie demanded an answer, "WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM OBEY YOU?!" "Listen, you Pink Idiot", Rich said, this completely caught Pinkie Pies attention, "They made their own decisions to Join Us, they could've fought Us, but instead, they Decided to help Us" "WAIT A MINUTE!", Pinkie Pie yells out, "Your new to Equestria! HERE! Have some Welcome-To-Equestria Cake!", Pinkie Pie shoved a Big cake in front of Lapiz's face "I don't trust you AT ALL", Lapiz said "WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S A TRAP! Whenever Pinkie Pie get Sad or Depressed, her Bouncy Mane Deflates! And It ISN'T Deflating!", Rainbow Dash said "Here, how about YOU take the first bite, you Horrible-At-Lying Pink Liar", Carel said, it was Quite Obvious to EVERYONE that the Cake was either Rigged or Poisoned "But I made this for YOU!", Pinkie said "JUST EAT THE DAMN CAKE ALREADY!", Somebody, or 'Somepony', Yelled out from in the Bushes "TWILIGHT!?", Rainbow Dash yelled out Twilight jumped out of the Bushes, "RAINBOW DASH WHY?!", Twilight Demanded An Answer, "WHY DID YOU BETRAY US!?", Twilight was yelling so loud that it frightened Derpy, which Twilight just then took note that Derpy was there too, "DERPY?!". "TWILIGHT! I can explain!", Rainbow Dash yelled "NO, YOU CANT!", Twilight yelled "WILL EVERPONY JUST SHUT THE BUCK UP ALREADY?!", Scootaloo yelled at the top of her Little Lungs. This catches everybody and 'Everyponys', attention. She was standing on top of the Hood of the Opel Blitz. "YOU MONSTERS!! YOU FILLYNAPED SCOOTALOO?!" Twilight yelled out "Dang, everything is just tumbling down into the endless hole of the abyss right now", Sam whispered to Derpy, Derpy nodded in Return. "GUARDS! ATTACK NOW!", Twilight yelled. Right after she says this, 14 guards come running out of the Bushes, 4 of them were holding Crossbows, while the Others Were Holding Spears. "Surrender at once!', A Pony in Purple Armor walked out of the Bushes, Lapiz assumed he was some sort of Captin of this group of guards. "Like THAT'S ever gonna happen!", Grizz Yelled from up in the Trees, He fired at one of the Guard Ponies, which killed the Guard Pony Instantly. Lapiz pulled out his Lugar and fired A Shot at one of them, to his surprise, this bullet bounced off the Guard Ponies Armor. What dafuq? They are wearing Armour made of FUCKING GOLD! How does it withstand a Bullet?, Lapiz Thought to Himself Shining Armor used his Magic to take Lapiz's Lugar out of Lapiz's hands, but Lapiz Kept a Tight Grip onto his Pistol. "HEY IDIOTS! There are WAAAAAY more of us yeknow?", The Gunner of the Pak44 yelled out to the Group Of Guard Ponies. The Pak44 Crew fired a HEAT (High Explosive Anti Tank) Shell at the group of ponies. *PTCLANG!!* Twilight managed to save 3 of the Guard Ponies with her shield, one of the Guards, was Shining Armour. "Sister, We need a MUCH bigger Offensive if we want to Take These Guys Down", Shining Armor Said To Twilight "We need Lunas Help", Twilight said "Too late Bastards, Princess Luna has already Allied with us", Lapiz said "LIAR! YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN HER YET!", Twilight Yelled "We went to that Big, White, Castle over there", Lapiz Pointed At Canterlot Castle, "And met Princess Luna, that's ALSO the time I became Friends with Rainbow Dash, I saw her in a Bed, with Castes wrapped around where we had shot her. She PROMISED not to tell ANYONE... Or on YOUR CASE: 'ANYPONY', about the Secret we kept" Pinkie Pie threw the Cake at Lapiz, Her Aim Was WAAAAAY Off... And instead..... It ended up hitting Derpy, Square in the face... "DERPY! DO NOT LICK THAT CAKE!", Sam started to wipe the Cake off Derpy's face "But it's cake", Derpy said "A POISONOUS CAKE!!", Sam Yelled. Derpy took a tiny nibble... "DERPY NO!", Sam was filled with hate against Pinkie Pie, he loved Derpy, She was Family to him. So he forces Derpy's Mouth open and tries to get the piece of Killer Cake out of her Mouth... "Sam! That's TOO Rough!", Carel yelled Sam got The Piece Of Cake out, But Sam Was Still Worried that Derpy Might get Sick. He turned towards Pinkie Pie, and Drew his Heavy Machine Gun, "YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU NEARLY KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!", Sam yelled at Pinkie , And Then, He started Firing... Author's Note If you could add Tags to certain Chapters, then I would add the "Randon Tag", Due to the Amount of Randomness in this Odd Chapter. Sorry if it's a little weird, It usually takes a Few Hours to make a Chapter, Including reading through it numerous times to see if I can find any mistakes... Also, I Write These At Night While(I had ALOT of trouble remember how to spell this word, Meaning I'm Usually SUPER Tired When I'm Writing This Story) Nobody knows about me Writing This Story On FimFificion
Operation Overlord White*BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM!* Sam fired at Pinkie Pie, but due to her skills at breaking the 4th wall (Rest in peace, you did well, 4th wall), she dodged every bullet. "DIE BITCH!!", Sam yelled at Pinkie Pie "STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!", Derpy yelled. This caused Sam to stop shooting, but he still gave Pinkie a Death Glare. "Listen, it was an accident, I'm sure of it. I don't think Pinkie Pie would WANT to kill me...", Derpy Looks to Pinkie, "Right?..." "Actually, I did that on purpose, that way I would distract you so Twilight could knock out your boss", Pinkie said, but right as she says this, Twilight falls unconscious on the ground next to her. "TWILIGHT! What happened!", Pinkie yelled Twilight coughed up blood, "*COUGH COUGH*, H-He's too S-Strong", Twilight said shakily ThenAllOfASudden, A Beam Of Purple Light shoots up into the sky, the source coming not too far from the Convoy Hideout. "Ohhhh Shiiiiiiit...", Rich said "IT'S A DISTRESS BEACON! EVERYONE GET TO YOUR VEHICLES!", Lapiz Ordered Everyone started to get into their own vehicles, And the Pak44 Crew started to hitch the Anti-Tank Gun to the Opel Blitz. "We need to begin Operation Overlord White!", Lapiz commanded. This Particular Operation was a planned Assault in Ponyville, its name came from Operation Overlord, because they had to complete a very difficult task on the first try, and it was also named after Operation White, because they were attacking a Nearby Nation, that was big in numbers, but not in mechanization. The assault on Ponyville was their last resort, that beacon would alert the town's inhabitants, and they would prepare for a fight, but Ponyville had no time to prepare now. The Convoy Started to move, they were ordered to move at top speed, they couldn't allow Ponyville to prepare. Another reason they had to capture Ponyville, was because it was a Strongpoint to them: Food, Water, Resources, and power. If they took Ponyville, then the Convoy would become a HUGE threat to other nations. This was just the beginning. Rainbow Dash flew into the back door of the Turret on the Tiger II, "Where are you going?! It's all over for all of us!", Rainbow Dash said to Lapiz "We only have one chance of Survival... We have to attack Ponyville", Lapiz said Rainbiw Dash's eyes shot wide open, "NO! YOU CAN'T!! I thought that Operation Overlord White would be A LAST RESORT!", Rainbow Dash never liked the Idea of Operation Overlord White, it took her many pleads and tears to have Lapiz accept that it would be at least their last resort. "I'm so sorry...", Lapiz said It didn't take the Puma Armored Car long to get there, the Crew of the Vehicle was ordered to attack any inhabitants of Ponyville on sight. Which started right now, The Gunner fired the Kwk39 Cannon right as they saw Ponyville. *PAMF!!* The Shot flew into the corner of a building, making one side of it collapse. Ponies in the area started panicking and ran into their own houses. After to Crew fired a Warning shot, they were ordered to stay put, that way none of the Ponies would try anything Defensive, or Offensive, they were ordered to wait for the Tanks to come in. One Pegues Tried to Dive down at the Armored Car, but the Gunner was known for his quick accuracy, and shot the Pony out of midair, shooting it wing straight off. The Pegasus Screamed and lay where it had landed, It started saying offensive things, that were not known to be offensive for the Pegasus. This caused the Puma to show no Mercy to the Pegasus's offensive words, and they finished it off. About 5 Minutes Later, The Opel Blitz Comes in, with the Pak44 Hitched to the Back Of the Truck. Then about 15 minutes Later after that, The M4A3E2 Jumbo, The Panther D, The Tiger H, and The Tiger II, come rolling in, smashing down any trees in their way. Now you may be wondering: What happened to Twilight and Pinkie Pie? Well to fill you in on what happened, this is what happened to them: Meanwhile: Twilight and Pinkie are tied to a Tree, which DID put some delay on The Tanks Advancement... *PTOW!!* The Jumbo Fired An AP (Armor Piercing) Shell at one of the buildings, causing the roof the Building to Collapse. After The Tanks struck enough Fear into the ponies, the Infantry would take their cue, and raid the village. The Tanks would drive into the Town Square and the Pak44 Crew would set up there. The Tiger II Started Firing It's MG42 Machine Gun at a Pony that was rushing the Heavy Tank with A SPEAR. The Shots From the MG42 Machine Gun started making the Pony look like a red Sponge, and the Pony Collapsed onto the Groud, Dead. Meanwhile Meanwhile, Starlight Glimmer is in Twilights Castle, reading a Book because she was bored, but that boredom ended when she heard the Sound of an Explosion. "Finally, something interesting. Come on Spike, let's see what that Explosion was, shall we?", Spike gave Starlight a nod and followed her outside, only to witness a Horrible Scene: The Creatures Twilight Was Worried About... We're Invading Ponyville. "Wait!? Wheres Twilight?!", Starlight asked Spike "*GULP* She left to find those creatures, but it looks like THEY found US.", Spike said "I have to do something about this, Whether Twilights Here or not, we need all the help we can get", Starlight said, And started running to Ponyville Square, to scope out more of what was going on. The Pak44 Crew had set up Their Anti-Tank Gun, And The Jumbo, Tiger H, and Tiger II were surrounding it, to protect the Anti-Tank Gun's Crew. But the PANTHER D one the Other Hand, was advancing through the Streets of Ponyville, scaring anypony that tried to fight back. Lapiz climbed atop the Turret of the Tiger II, told everyone to Freeze, the Rest of The Convoy knew that once he had said that, that they too, would have to stop where they are. Everything was going as planned. "Listen, We WILL Let you live, as long as you DON'T try to Fight Back, OK?" All the Ponies were trembling where the stood, unresponsive. Rainbow Dash flew out of the Top Hatch Of The Tiger II and Said, "Listen, I'm with him, If you can trust ME, then you can trust the They will promise NOT to hurt any of you, only unless you fight back", She announced. Most of the Ponies stopped trembling and Walked to The Town Square, Where they were waiting to see if Rainbow Dash had ANYTHING Else to Say, they felt Like She was their Last Hope. A Beam Of Purple Magic Shot right Past Lapiz's Neck, he turned to see a Pink-Purple Pony with a White and Purple Mane and Tail, "Get Out Of Our Village!", The Pony yelled "STARLIGHT! STOP! You Don't know who you Dealing With!", Rainbow Dash yelled to Starlight "If I know Twilight, Then I KNOW that THIS Is what SHE Would've Done", Starlight Said with Anger in her voice. After she says this, she attempts to pick up the Tiger H with her magic, but she fails of course, due to the Tanks Incredibly Heavy Weight. Epic Fail "I Warned You!", Lapiz Said "WAIT! She was probably in the Castle when you announced that!", Rainbow Dash said "*GROWL* Fine, But JUST This ONCE", Lapiz said Not Learning Her Lesson (When Does THAT Ever happen?), Starlight Tries to Fire at The Tiger II's Frontal Armour, only to have it Ricochet off the Front plate and hot Starlight Right in the Leg. *THANG!*.. *THANG!*.. Sam popped his head out of the top hatch, and then looked over the Side of the Tiger II to see an Orange Pony With a Cowboy Hat, and a Braid in its Mane And Tail, Kicking the Side of the Tank, "How Amusing, an Idiot A-Mare-Ican Pony, YOU NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE WITH THAT!", Sam yelled, then jumped off the Tank and landed Directly on top of Applejack, Knocking her out. Sam then Threw Applejack at a building and then claimed back into the Tank. Grizz was currently inside the Mail Building, he had his Karabiner 98K mounted on a windowsill. he fired at Starlights Horn, Shattering it. The Impact Knocked Starlight Glimmer out, she fell onto the ground, Unconscious. "The Place is ours, Surrender now!", Lapiz yelled out, "Rainbow Dash, you tell em", Lapiz said to Rainbow Dash "*SIGH* It's best to do what he says", Rainbow Dash said Most Ponies raised their hoofs in surrender, and a few held A Piece Of White Cloth high up in the air. "Thank you, now that you all have proven yourselves to not be Dangerous to us, you may continue doing your jobs, But ALL Pegasi Must stay here, and that's an order", Lapiz Ordered "Y-Yes S-Sir", A few of the Pegasi said. "I'm gonna be exploring the Village, Rich, and Sam will accompany me, as for the rest of you, hold your positions, we don't completely know if these Ponies are not gonna Fight or not", Lapiz said. Lapiz Jumped off the Tiger II, as did Rich and Sam. Lapiz started Walking down a Random Street, Which Rich and Sam followed Right Beside him. "Listen, I DO Have a heart, so I MIGHT try to comfort some of these ponies, just saying", Rich said "We'll have to accompany you, you know that right?", Lapiz said "Yes, I know, Just, at least TRY to keep your distance away from the Pony when I'm trying to help it out, I'm pretty sure 3 Soldiers is MUCH scarier than 1", Rich said "We'll stay as far away, and a near as possible. Like the General Said, we don't know if they will bite or not", Sam said Rich Snickered, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure they WON'T BITE, their Horses, they don't EAT MEAT", Rich said "While this is TRUE, Horses can bite out of defence, and do you remember that time when YOU Got bit by a horse?", Lapiz said "*UUGH*, Why do you HAVE to mention that right now?", Rich Asked Lapiz "What? You DID Admit to being a downright IDIOT back when you were only at Schütze Rank, and you got bit by a horse because you were messing around with it", Lapiz said "Fine, I'll admit to being bitten ONCE Before", Rich said, he then folded his arms "Good Boy", Sam says Lapiz Rolls his eyes with a Smile on His Face. About 20 Minutes Of Walking Through Ponyville Later... There is a Crying Pony Under A Porch, it had a Yellow Coat and a Pink Mane And Tail. Rich started to walk over to it. When The Pony saw Rich approaching it, it started to back away further under the porch, "P-P-P-Please D-D-Don't H-H-Hurt M-Me", it said, trembling. "I'm no gonna hurt ya, I'm just wanting to see if your alright", Rich said, he had to lay on his belly, due to the size of the Porch and the Size of Himself, "Come here, do you wanna hug?", Rich asked Lapiz and Sam exchanged glances, Eyes Wide Open. The Pony started to Approach Rich until it was in arms reach. Rich started petting the Pony, which seemed to calm it down by a tiny bit. When she got close enough, Rich gave the Pony a Dirty (His Uniform, the branches trick stuff made it pretty Dirty), but Nice and Warm hug, this made the Pony Stop Trembling, it hugged Rich back. "Whats you name?", Rich asked the Pony "F-F-Fluttershy...", The Pony awswer Rich "Cute Name", Rich then scooped 'Fluttershy' up and held her in his arms. Fluttershy squeaked but when she realised that nothing bad was gonna happen, she calmed down. "I Find your Squeaks Cute", Rich complimented "T-Thankyou", Fluttershy said "Now Grizz needs a Pony Friend, he's the only one left out on that", Sam said "Wait, only one?", Lapiz asked "I Have Derpy, Rich now has.. um, I couldn't quite catch its name?", Sam started "Fluttershy", Rich answered "Yeah, Rich has Fluttershy, and You, General Have Rainbow Dash", Sam finished Lapiz facepalmed, "I never ONCE thought of Rainbow Dash being "My" Pony", Lapiz said "She Is attached to you, you guys are best friends, of course, She's yours... Except, she started that whole Friendship, so I guess that YOUR Her's Hehe", Sam said "Dammit", Lapiz said Author's Note Again, this story will be on a Hiatus, due to my Chromebook being taken back to the School soon (In My Current Time Area or whatever you call it), I'm pretty sure I WON'T forget about his story. Once I get my OWN Computer, THEN I will start this story back up. But IM PRETTY SURE that I WON'T get My OWN COMPUTER in awhile, so when I DO GET IT, I MIGHT need to read this through story again
Off To A Bad Start... A REALLY Bad StartAs Grizz was walking in circles around the Town Square, Ponies would look at him. He seems like the most friendly to the ponies, which in a way was true, but he could still be brutal. He took a looks at the Pony he had shot at, it was still unconscious on the ground. He decides to check on it, to see if there were any major injuries that he may have done, but according to what he knew, Unicorn Horns could heal with magic, so the shot shouldn't have done a lot. When he reached the KnockedOut Pony, he decided that he should probably see if it was sleeping, or if It was in some sort of Coma. Right as Grizz got to where he was 5 feet away from the Pony, the Pony stood up and started wobbling. "Good to know that your alive", Grizz said "But YOU Need to Die", Starlight Said "Fat Chance, your hurt, and have no way of fighting, you horn broken", Grizz said "You Monsters", Starlight said "Listen, we didn't WANT to attack your home, it was our only chance of Twilight not killing us.", Grizz said "Liar" "*SIGH*, I just wanna make a new friend", Grizz asked *WHACK!* As the Trio of Tankers was walking back to the Convoy, the saw that something was wrong, something BAD. Starlight was in the middle of the road, with Grizz right next to her, she had her horn lit up. And to make matters worse, every Gun in the Area was pointed at her. "Freeze!", Lapiz ordered, he started running to Grizz, and Rich and Sam started doing the same. "Another step closer and He's done for!", Starlight threatened "Wait, how did you repair your horn?", Rich asked "This place is full of magic and randomness you idiot", Sam said "Forgot about that...", Rich said "Starlight, this is NOT what Twilight would do...", Rainbow Dash said from up on top of a House "I don't care about what Twilight Would Do anymore", Starlight said "American Commander! Fire a Warning Shot!", Lapiz ordered. The Jumbo Fired its 75mm M3 Cannon. *PTOW!!* The Shot landed about 10 feet away from Starlights Left side. "You look cute when you're mad", Grizz said "*GRRR* NO I DON'T!", Starlight yelled back A Sergent Militiamen was hiding in a building to Starlights Right, he started to creep forward, supposedly to Tackle Starlight. When he got to about 5 feet away from Starlight, he pounced, he landed on top of Starlight, which he then also landed on top of Grizz. "*OOOF*, Ow man", Grizz said "I swear, if that Sergent manages to take that Pony out Efficiently, I'm gonna give him a Promotion for Skill, Bravery, And Stupidity", Lapiz said "Stupidity?", Rich asked "He was taking a HUGE risk by approaching That Pony, the Pony could've killed Grizz if it had known that that Sergent was about to Tackle It", Lapiz said Grizz got to his feet and held his Rifle back up, he Shot at Starlights Horn again, this time, breaking even more of it than the last time. "GAH! NOT AGAIN!", Starlight yelled Starlight gave Grizz a buck to the one place you'd NEVER wanna be bucked, you know what I'm talking about. "OW! Eeeeee, Owweeeeeeeee...", Grizz whined as he fell on his side "Looks like you guys have a weakness after all...", Starlight said "Hey, That's not fair, that REEEEALY HUUUURT", Grizz said as he got up "That's good, It hurting means it's really effective", Starlight said "I could've shot you in the head you know", Grizz said "Well, too bad your heart is too soft", Starlight said "Wow, that's REALLY Dark", Rich said Lapiz started running towards Starlight with all the Strength and Speed he could muster. *Grab* "WHAT THE? HEY!", Starlight said Lapiz skidded to a stop *SKIRRRRT!* Lapiz decided to throw her at a building, which was incredibly easy, due to the ponies light weight *Throw* *SLAM!* Before Starlight had hit the side of the Building, she had created a shield around herself, to protect her from the impact. There was a half spherical hole in the side of the Building now, Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Dash grabbed some popcorn out of midair (Wtf?) "Fire an HE at that Pony!", Lapiz ordered The Pak44 aimed, and fired, obliterating Starlights Sheild. *PTCLANG!!* *PAFF!!* Starlight fell to the ground, with a small, round, red, hole in her back left hoof. Sam had his Lugar pointed at her. Rainbow Dash sprinted out of her foldable chair. "STOP! That's ENOUGH Fighting for Today, Ok?", Rainbow Dash said "Take her to the Opel Blitz, the tie her up, so that she won't cause any more trouble.", Lapiz ordered "Wait, I thought you wouldn't hurt anypony?", Rainbow Dash asked "If they wouldn't fight back. I gave her a warning, and she didn't accept it, so she had to be brought down. We could've killed her, but were not savages.", Lapiz said "Just please don't harm her anymore", Fluttershy asked "We won't, you can bet in that.", Lapiz said "Listen, we don't WANT to hurt 'Anypony', We just sometimes HAVE too, for ours, and their own good.", Rich said "How is all this for OUR good?", A Small, Green, Lizard asked "Because you would've been on te Wrong Side if it weren't for us. In Reality, were the good guys, your Princess just hates us, so she lies to you Ponies to hate us too.", Lapiz answered the Lizard, "Also, I thought this place was only inhabited by MultiColoured Horses, not Lizard too." "LIZARD?! IM A DRAGON! AND YOUR AN UGLY APE!", The 'Dragon' said "Well that's offensive", Lapiz said as he pulled out his Lugar "IM SORRY IM SORRY!", The 'Dragon' Said "Ye know, your small to be a 'Dragon', you look more like a Fat Lizard", Rich said Spike tried to breathe fire, but because if his age, he only breathed enough to light a candle. "Wow, that's soooooo impressive, good for you", Rich 'Complimented'. "Ima BABY Dragon!", Spike said "A Tiny one. Runt?", Sma asked "NO!", Spike yelled "You know what? This is pointless. You're a Lizard whether you like it or not, and there's no way you're gonna change that. And besides, it's getting late and this stupid conversation is just wasting out time.", Lapiz said "My Turn to Guard right?", Rich asked "Due to the circumstances, we'll need three men.", Lapiz said "You, you, and Rich will stay up and guard The Convoy", Lapiz said after he pointed at 2 other Soldiers. "Where ARE we gonna stay ANYWAYS?", Grizz asked "In the Town Square, it seems to be the safest place, plus we won't be invading otherponies personal space and property", Lapiz responded "Well good night, I as well am gonna catch some Z's", Rainbow Dash said, right after she says this, she zooms off into her Cloud House "Can I go home now?", Scootaloo said as she popped her head out of the Tiger H "Your a pegasus, so no", Lapiz responded "But I can't even FLY. and why do you ned the PEgusi to stay here?", Scootaloo asked Lapiz "So that way they won't try to warn Nearby Nations", Lapiz Responded, "Tomorrow, we'll have all the Pegasi sign an agreement not to warn those Other Nations after they sign that, they will be allowed to fly again" "Ok", Scootaloo said "I guess I'm staying with Rich then?", Fluttershy asked "Yep, but you can sleep with someone else while Rich is guarding the Convoy, he will be up for most of the Night", Lapiz said "O-Ok", Fluttershy responded, "Can I stay up with him? 8 Eyes is better than 6", Fluttershy asked "*SIGH*, As long as you don't try to fly away, OK?", Lapiz said "I won't", Fluttershy Responded "Now let's go to sleep, my throat hurting from all that yelling.", Lapiz said After a few minutes, almost everyone(Not including the 4 Guard(Including Fluttershy)), was asleep. Author's Note Ok, I Managed to get another chapter done before My Chromebook gets Taken away. So false alarm for the Next 5 Hours You MIGHT see me comment on other stuff when on my 3DS xl (It's the *NEW Edition, so I MIGHT. JUST MIGHT. be able to handle Fimfiction enough for me TOATLEAST Comment),