Ever Heard Of The Reference: "The Cake Is A Lie"? Because ThruthBeTold, It Usually IS A Lie...........

"Are you still mad about what happened with the Cake?", Rich asked Lapiz

"Of course......", Lapiz responded

Rich looked down, disappointed in himself.

"Not", Lapiz finished

"Wait? What?", Rich was confused

"Listen, I have a secret to tell ya", Lapiz said

"Ok..."

"When you stuffed that Cake into my face... I felt some sort of magic, as if I belonged in this world. But I never told anyone or 'Anypony' about this, because I was afraid that I would be considered a Traitor to the Convoy by seeming like an Ally Of The Enemy", Lapiz explained

"Why didn't you tell us BEFORE we came to Equestria?", Rich asked Lapiz

"Because we had to deal with that American Tank. I was gonna tell you afterwards, but we kept on getting too caught up in things", Lapiz responded

Some really loud Gasping was heard.

"Oh shit... I know that Gasp", Rainbow Dash said

"RAINBOW DASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?", Pinkie Pie yelled out

"WHAT DAFUQ?!", Sam yelled, this made Derpy jump onto him, "Oof, get off me Derpy"

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RAINBOW DASH AND DERPY?!", Pinkie demanded an answer, "WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM OBEY YOU?!"

"Listen, you Pink Idiot", Rich said, this completely caught Pinkie Pies attention, "They made their own decisions to Join Us, they could've fought Us, but instead, they Decided to help Us"

"WAIT A MINUTE!", Pinkie Pie yells out, "Your new to Equestria! HERE! Have some Welcome-To-Equestria Cake!", Pinkie Pie shoved a Big cake in front of Lapiz's face

"I don't trust you AT ALL", Lapiz said

"WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S A TRAP! Whenever Pinkie Pie get Sad or Depressed, her Bouncy Mane Deflates! And It ISN'T Deflating!", Rainbow Dash said

"Here, how about YOU take the first bite, you Horrible-At-Lying Pink Liar", Carel said, it was Quite Obvious to EVERYONE that the Cake was either Rigged or Poisoned

"But I made this for YOU!", Pinkie said

"JUST EAT THE DAMN CAKE ALREADY!", Somebody, or 'Somepony', Yelled out from in the Bushes

"TWILIGHT!?", Rainbow Dash yelled out

Twilight jumped out of the Bushes, "RAINBOW DASH WHY?!", Twilight Demanded An Answer, "WHY DID YOU BETRAY US!?", Twilight was yelling so loud that it frightened Derpy, which Twilight just then took note that Derpy was there too, "DERPY?!".

"TWILIGHT! I can explain!", Rainbow Dash yelled

"NO, YOU CANT!", Twilight yelled

"WILL EVERPONY JUST SHUT THE BUCK UP ALREADY?!", Scootaloo yelled at the top of her Little Lungs. This catches everybody and 'Everyponys', attention. She was standing on top of the Hood of the Opel Blitz.

"YOU MONSTERS!! YOU FILLYNAPED SCOOTALOO?!" Twilight yelled out

"Dang, everything is just tumbling down into the endless hole of the abyss right now", Sam whispered to Derpy, Derpy nodded in Return.

"GUARDS! ATTACK NOW!", Twilight yelled.

Right after she says this, 14 guards come running out of the Bushes, 4 of them were holding Crossbows, while the Others Were Holding Spears. "Surrender at once!', A Pony in Purple Armor walked out of the Bushes, Lapiz assumed he was some sort of Captin of this group of guards.

"Like THAT'S ever gonna happen!", Grizz Yelled from up in the Trees, He fired at one of the Guard Ponies, which killed the Guard Pony Instantly.

Lapiz pulled out his Lugar and fired A Shot at one of them, to his surprise, this bullet bounced off the Guard Ponies Armor. What dafuq? They are wearing Armour made of FUCKING GOLD! How does it withstand a Bullet?, Lapiz Thought to Himself

Shining Armor used his Magic to take Lapiz's Lugar out of Lapiz's hands, but Lapiz Kept a Tight Grip onto his Pistol.

"HEY IDIOTS! There are WAAAAAY more of us yeknow?", The Gunner of the Pak44 yelled out to the Group Of Guard Ponies. The Pak44 Crew fired a HEAT (High Explosive Anti Tank) Shell at the group of ponies.

*PTCLANG!!*

Twilight managed to save 3 of the Guard Ponies with her shield, one of the Guards, was Shining Armour.

"Sister, We need a MUCH bigger Offensive if we want to Take These Guys Down", Shining Armor Said To Twilight

"We need Lunas Help", Twilight said

"Too late Bastards, Princess Luna has already Allied with us", Lapiz said

"LIAR! YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN HER YET!", Twilight Yelled

"We went to that Big, White, Castle over there", Lapiz Pointed At Canterlot Castle, "And met Princess Luna, that's ALSO the time I became Friends with Rainbow Dash, I saw her in a Bed, with Castes wrapped around where we had shot her. She PROMISED not to tell ANYONE... Or on YOUR CASE: 'ANYPONY', about the Secret we kept"

Pinkie Pie threw the Cake at Lapiz, Her Aim Was WAAAAAY Off... And instead..... It ended up hitting Derpy, Square in the face...

"DERPY! DO NOT LICK THAT CAKE!", Sam started to wipe the Cake off Derpy's face

"But it's cake", Derpy said

"A POISONOUS CAKE!!", Sam Yelled.

Derpy took a tiny nibble...

"DERPY NO!", Sam was filled with hate against Pinkie Pie, he loved Derpy, She was Family to him. So he forces Derpy's Mouth open and tries to get the piece of Killer Cake out of her Mouth...

"Sam! That's TOO Rough!", Carel yelled

Sam got The Piece Of Cake out, But Sam Was Still Worried that Derpy Might get Sick. He turned towards Pinkie Pie, and Drew his Heavy Machine Gun, "YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU NEARLY KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!", Sam yelled at Pinkie , And Then, He started Firing...

Author's Note

If you could add Tags to certain Chapters, then I would add the "Randon Tag", Due to the Amount of Randomness in this Odd Chapter.

Sorry if it's a little weird, It usually takes a Few Hours to make a Chapter, Including reading through it numerous times to see if I can find any mistakes... Also, I Write These At Night While(I had ALOT of trouble remember how to spell this word, Meaning I'm Usually SUPER Tired When I'm Writing This Story) Nobody knows about me Writing This Story On FimFificion