“Dungeons, Discords & Dismay”
Twilight and the others just got back at the castle, as Twilight opens the door all six of them was surprised of what they just saw. Discord, Spike and Big Mac was battling a huge somewhat cardboard with a Squid holding two wands sketched on it.
Pinkie and Rainbow Dash thought that what Discord and the others are doing is fun, they hopped in the dimension and turned into their alternate characters.
“Uh… Maybe it’s best if we leave them alone, and... Let them have their own privacy girls!” Twilight raised her voice to Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Not listening to a word Twilight said, Pinkie shouted back at Twilight with delight. “WHAT?? WHAT DID YOU SAY?? I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE I’M TOO AMAZED OF THIS SUDDEN CHANGE OF MY OUTFIT!!!”
“Hey, Pinkie, look what I can do!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed throwing her hooves in the air.
“No. What are you doing?” Pinkie replied.
“I’m showing Rarity this awesome outfit! Ya know she can’t resist clothe things.”
“You’re right, Dash! She will join us if she thinks you’re perusing her!”
“What?”
“HEY RARITY, RAINBOW DASH IS PERUSING YOUUU!” Pinkie yelled with excitement.
“What is she saying?” Rarity looked to Applejack with confusion.
Applejack took a wild guess and said “Ah think she said Hi, Rarity, raining ash is for using poo.”
“ew!!” Rarity said while putting her hoof on her nose. “…But that dimension thing is surprisingly amazing! They changed outfits just by joining in! Oooh! I wonder what outfit it will give me!” Rarity soon jumped inside. Her dress transformed into a beautiful gown, and her head dress turned into a majestic tiara.
Discord, Spike and Bic Mac’s attention turned to her as well as the Squizard.
“Jumping Bellies! How did YOU escaped my dungeon?!?!” The Squizard said with confusion.
“What?” Rarity asked.
Pinkie Pie giggled and snorted. “Jumping Bellies! Hihihihihi!”
Rainbow Dash flinched from this. “What are you laughing at?! It’s not my fault they’re jumping!”
“You will not get away from me, Princess!!!” The Squizard whipped his wand and put Rarity in chains as he levitated her.
“Ahhhh!! Help meeee!!!” She Squealed.
“Oh, no!” Twilight said while watching from afar.
“Evil Squizard! Unhand the horse or you’ll be sorry!!” Discord yelled at him as he reached for his arrow.
The Squizard then raised his voice, “NEVER!!! I will never surrender to a low levelled, stinky, and a weird looking archer with the name of Wuzz which then calls himself a captain to patch up his whole secret shame of history!”
“You’re so called monologue will not offend me, Squidward!!” Discord protested as he pointed his paw at him.
The Squizard gasped. “HOW DID YOU KNOW MY REAL NAME!!??”
“Typo.” Discord shrugged.
Rarity spoke up to this, and said… “STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER, I’M STILL CAPTURED!! HEEEELPPPPP!!! SOMEPONY, ANYPONY, HEEEELPPPPPP!!! MY HAVAGARV!!! HELP ME FOR CELESTIA’S FREAKING SAKE! SOMEBODY STOP LISTENING AND STARING AT ME WHILE I’M SHOUTING, JUST HELP ME RIGHT NOWWWW!!!!”
This snapped everybody, because they are indeed, staring at Rarity while she is yelling for her life, including the judges of the Oscar awards. Spike then, raised his staff and stood up bravely.
“I shall save you, Princess Shmarity!”
Rarity snapped from shouting like a politician official. “Eeww! What kind of name is that?!”
“It’s your character name inside this game. Shmarity.” Spike replied.
“Ugh.” Rarity pointed with disgust. “What a not thought through name. Who in the world would make a name like that?!”
“uh…” Spike said. “IT WAS BIG MAC.” Spike pointed at poor innocent Big Mac. Big Mac pulled out his sword and stabbed it on Spike’s back. (didn’t hurt)
Twilight, Fluttershy, and Applejack who was standing there all along and was doing nothing were really worried. Applejack stood and exclaimed “If nopony will save Rarity, then ah will!” Jumping inside, she became a merchant.
“What the-“Applejack said with her surprise.
Discord acknowledged this, and turned to Applejack. “Congratulations, Applejack. You’ve become a merchant! Choose a character name.”
“What??”
“You have to make up your own name!” Spike said to her.
“Ah don’t know….”
“Fine.” Spike sighed, he turned to Bic Mac and asked him. “Hey, Sir Mac Biggins! What do you think should be AJ’s character name???”
Bic Mac however was fighting a bunch of minions replied… “Eeyup!”
Discord wrote the name and checked it. “Eeyup it is, then!”
“uh-what?! Ah didn’t agreed to that name!” AJ exclaimed.
Discord frowned and replied to her. “So what? I didn’t even get to approve my own name. So DEAL WITH IT!”
“But ah-“
“Hey, Eeyup! You get Shmarity while I distract the Squizard!” Spike said at the confused Applejack.
“Ugh. Whatever.” Applejack jumped into action.
Twilight and Fluttershy were the only ones standing at the other side. Twilight spoke up. “This is awful! We have to help them! Come on, Fluttershy!” She said while raising her hoof to Fluttershy.
“I… I don’t know.” The yellow Pegasus answered.
“Okay, then! I’ll go!” After saying what she said… (Obviously) Twilight jumped in the game and became a wizard. But something bothered Twilight when she changed appearance.
“Uh-what is this?!?!?!” Twilight said in confusion. She is indeed, a wizard. Fancy big hat, old wooden staff, and a majestic robe, and…. a white long beard. Discord noticed this and started to laugh.
“Ohohohoho! I- I’m… hahahaha!” He struggled to speak from laughing. “I’m so-o-ho-ho-ry! I’ve actually set up the game to make wizards look like… Wizards! HAHAHAHA! You’re-you’re! PFFT!!!” Discord covered his mouth with his paw.
“Aww, don’t worry, Twi. You-Pffft! You actually look 20% cooler with that beard!” Rainbow spoke with little laughs coming out from her words.
Big Mac and Pinkie were doing the same, laughing at Twilight’s new awesome 20% cooler beard. Spike was trying not to laugh, but he can’t help but at least giggle at poor Twilight. “Uh.. hey, Twilight? If-if hihi you want, we could get… PFFT Discord to remove that for you.” Spike said pointing at Twilight’s 20% COOLER MAJESTIC BEARD.
Surprisingly, Twilight is not offended by all of these. “Oh, no, no. It’s fine.” She said while looking at her 20% COOLER MAJESTIC INCREDIBLE BEARD.
“uh… What?” Spike asked.
“I actually like it!” Twilight smiled at them. “I mean, I’m just like Starswirl the Bearded now! Or should I say… TWILIGHT THE BEARDED!” She exclaimed raising her staff with her magic.
Everyone was in silence. Twilight, however was so moved and kept stroking her 20% COOLER MAJESTIC INCREDIBLE AMAZING BEARD.
“Okay, then….” Rainbow said while looking away from Twilight’s 20% COOLER MAJESTIC INCREDIBLE SPECTACULAR AMAZING BEARD. “Take the Squizard down!!!” She started attacking the Squid.
The Squizard, however, noticed Twilight’s 20% COOLER MAJESTIC INCREDIBLE SPECTACULAR SUPERBLY AMAZING BEARD. “What?!?!?! When did the Elder Wizard get here???!!” He screamed.
“I am not an Elder Wizard, for I am…. Twilight the Bearded!!!! Muahahahahaha!” Twilight laughed.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was crying outside the battlefield. She tried to stand up, and said… “Come on Fluttershy, you can do this! Just walk inside…” She extended a hoof and got inside the field and her outfit changed. It is now a red majestic robe. Her head dress transformed into a golden crown, and she is now holding a sceptre.
The Squizard gasped. “GASP! The king!!!”
“The… King?” Fluttershy asked.
“THE KING?!” Rainbow gapsed.
“The king?” Rarity asked.
“THE KING!” Twilight gasped.
“The king.” Pinkie repeated.
“NO! I shall not let this happen!” The Squizard exclaimed. “Minions!! ATTACK THE KING!!!” His subjects started to send arrows towards Fluttershy.
“No! No…! Please….! Stop!” Fluttershy wimped as she get struck by the arrows, soon she cried.
“Wow, that’s… one cry baby king.” Said the Squizard. “Like how the heck did he got elected for that position?”
With all the commotion, Starlight saw these when she suddenly passed by the throne room. Eyes widen, and jaws dropped. She said….
“What the Fu----“
