The day I wake up as Shining Armor
A profesional opinion
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As I play with Flurry Heart on the waiting room I pay close attention to the doctor speaking with Cadence in the other room
It was no surprise, that after my little outburst Cadence didn't thought that I was all to well in the head, specially since right after I came out of the bathroom, I started to walk back and forward saying nonsense, so naturally she took me to see the royal doctor right away and for the next hour I was force to answer memory test to see exactly what was going on in me, even though I already knew what was going on, but didn't knew how it happen.
In retrospective, things could have gone a bit better if I just told her who I really was, but, one I was a little busy freaking out and two well…how exactly did I tell someone 'I'm not the person in front of you' ? Best case scenario one would think I'm playing a joke and just laugh it off at my 'impersonation'; worse case they think I'm being serious…and send me into the loony house until the real Shinning Armor arrive with my body and confirm what I'm saying…if he hasn't being put into another loony house. So with my options cut short and the fear of being sent to an insane asylum, I could only hear what the doctor have to say and play along with whatever diagnosis she has to offer. Hopefully I could play along anything she suggest and find a way to return to my body or at the very least prove that I didn't went insane
"…What do we do doctor? He doesn't even remember who he is"
"This clearly looks like a peculiar case of amnesia. The prince knows who Shining Armor is, but is having difficulty grasping the concept that he IS said individual. In all my years on medicine I have never seeing something like this happen before. Less when there was no clear indicator of what made the trauma in the first place"
"Well…maybe there is something" Cadence tells with some embarrassment with catch my attention "Amnesia could be cause by hits on the head correct?"
"That is correct your highness"
"Then this might be my fault…you see yesterday Shining Armor and I were bucking after tuck Flurry Hearts to bed…"
AHHH! Mental image, mental image! Cadence WHY?!
"…and while I was riding him reverse cowgirl style, I accidentally hit his head against the back of the bed right when we orgasm"
Ok seriously how can she speak so casually about this?
I shiver at the though No wonder my fur had a slightly smell of perfume
"I see, that certainly must have cause the amnesia" The doctor say with a chuckle "I have heard of bucking stallions brains out but this is the first time I see it actually happen, congratulation princess"
"This doesn't seem like a time for congratulation miss Health Care!" Cadence tells raising her voice slightly and with some anger in her tune.
"I apologies, but you have to admit its a bit funny, anyway this new information is actually pretty good"
"It is?"
It is?
"Yeah usually amnesia patient could recover the memory after a while on their own or by repeating the act that cause the memory lost in the first place"
"So what you are saying is that we can either play along with Shining Armor new persona until my sweet Shinny comes back…"
"…Or you buck your husband back to reality" The doctor say before laughing "Give the prince stallion a good bucking princess"
"But he can't even let me kiss him? I think offering sex is out of the question"
Damn right it is princess, Shining is a good friend of mine and I will not going to break the bro code…also I don't want to die
"Oh your highness please, you are the princess of love, the wet dreams of thousands of stallions all over Equestria, do you really think that Shining Armor would be able to resist you if you if you seduce him a little?"
"Well…I still have what it takes to turn heads where I walk without even trying, and a lot of ponies and even griffins had say that I should be a super model"
"Then my diagnosis is pretty clear your highness, you can either wait and see if your husband comes back…or you can buck his brain out so hard that he will turn back to normal"
Oh please no, Shining would kill me! Cadence please, please choose option A
"Well…its being a while since I used my moves, and the idea of medical bucking sounds kind of kinky"
NOOO!!
"We can even do it multiple times…ah…o…only to be complete sure, of course"
"Hey the more the merrier, I don't think he will have any complains"
Oh god I need to get out of here, come on there must be something I can do, think…think!
As I look for an answer one came to me in the form of a bad smell. Looking down I notices that indeed Flurry Hearts has just made a mess on her diaper and was in need of a change, and was about to cry from it.
"Flurry you are a genius" I kiss her check witch in turn make her giggle and smile again before I grab her and leave the place.
In the distance I could hear Cadence leaving the doctor office.
"~Oh Shining~"
Oh god, better think of something fast, for how she sounded I don't think a simple 'no' will stop her advances. Discord I swear if this was your doing I'm going to kill you.
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