Author's Note

Warning the sexual context has increase again, if this bothers you maybe this story is not for you. Its still not very explicit but its getting there.

Consider yourself warn again, thanks for reading

Escape from the royal staff

After dodging yet another maid on the castle I finally manage to find refugee on the royal library hiding on geographic section.

How the hell did Cadence manage to pull all of this in one night?

After being able to leave Flurry room, I discover that when Cadence say she would bring her A game it wasn't and exaggeration. First she somehow convinced all the maids in the castle to have a more 'revealing' type of uniform and wear light make up while performing her duties, not only that but I swear each time I pass by I swear they were purposely dropping objects near or in front of me as well as taking their sweet time picking it up.
Then at the dinner table I was pretty much force to eat my breakfast using a poor mare as a plate and milk dispenser(don't judge me I was famish at this point, and something were telling me that I would need the energy) while the chef and maids were busy hard at work or having a desert type of food fight in the kitchen. I didn't knew what was worse, the fact that I felt in the middle of a very bizarre porn movie, or that they were both cleaning and messing the place up at the same time. It was both disturbing and impressive.

But all of that pale to what happen when I finally manage to reach the throne room where Carefree was waiting for me. "Carefree" By instinct I just hug her before looking her in the eyes "Thank you so much that you are still the same, ever since I wake up, I have felt like I'm in bizarro land, please tell me there is tons to work to do"

I say with a smile, that soon banish when I see her looking at me with a serious expression "Ah…hi?"

"Princess Cadence explain everything to me this morning your highness"

"Oh"

"I can't believed you lie to me, prince Armor…if that is your real name, I was indeed really worried and though you shouldn't be working, why didn't you told me about your condition?"

"Look its complicated ok? I really need to sort things up in my head and though that work could help…and it did"

"You make a party!"

"I will not have this conversation with you as well" I say getting a bit angry for being scowl despite being technically her boss. Something that Carefree must had notices as she resume her normal self "I'm really sorry my prince I did step out of the line"

"Its ok, this has being a crazy day, so what is in the agenda?"

"Princess Cadence already plan your day sir" Even though her voice was as emotionless as ever that sentence send chills to my body. "C…Come again?"

Carefree only nod "Yes, since your meeting with the giants came to be a royal success she schedule another one with another ambassador that has being giving us some problems on the past" She say as she start to list the names on the meeting.

"The queen of the succubus"

"Ah" I say holding my hoof in between my teeth in worry.

"The ambassador Nefertities, first minister of the deer nation who's custom include having sex with the ruler of the kingdom they made friendly connections"

I repeat the process getting more scare.

"And empress Crescenta, ruler of the griffin empire of the north"

"Oh that one doesn't sound so bad"

"Who princess Cadence ask me to remind you, has a crush on you since she saw you on the first royal meeting of the kings and queens of the north and its a strong believer of open relationship and polygamy marriage"

My eyes shrink to dots at the mention of that detail "…and now its the worse of all. Ah Carefree is there a way…"

"…I will not cancel their meetings sir, Cadence orders"

"Ah t…then I as prince of the crystal empire order you…"

"…and since you have a medical condition at the moment, you are in no position to demand changes of orders that came from the princess herself your highness I'm really sorry. And no, you can't skip from them either, no showing in this meeting will be risking the empire to fall into a war with any of those nations"

Ok Cadence that is just not playing fair, at least leave the kingdom alone

I sigh and shake my head for a few seconds before getting surprise when I felt something holding my checks and make me look up, to see Carefree looking at me with the same expression "The princess also gave me explicit orders to help you relax and let the process run its corse smoothly"

"Carefree what are you…"

"…Do not worry my prince, your wife gave me authorisation and made sure to teach me how to do this, and just so you know I think of you each time I masturbate"

Before I could do anything else I found myself being kiss by Carefree as she enter her tongue in my mouth and start to spin it with surprise accurately and care. The sensation of it and the image of Cadence teaching her how to do this, was enough to make my mind go hazy for a second before regaining control and separate us.

"I…I have…"it took me a minute to regain my breathing before speaking "Carefree…I'm a married stallion!"

"Its ok my prince like the princess say, we have permission, please allow me to help you restore your mind" She try to kiss me again but I quickly dodge, her advances and start to back away "Ok Carefree lets say that we are not thinking clearly lets take a moment to think this thought and remember that I'm your boss!"

"As you wish sir, you are the king and I'm the servant that is madly in love of you and is willing to obey any command you desire " only the fact that she decided to smile at this moment made me gulp "And I mean any command…master" Carefree whisper the last part making me back away even faster until I felt something soft and round behind me.

Looking back I was left speechless when I saw Carefree wearing lips stick and the same revealing outfit the other maid have. "Oh your highness" Looking down I saw that I was pressing my back against her butt witch made me back away in shock "S…sorry I didn't mean…"

"…if you wish to hold my flank you only needed to ask" she say with a predatory smile as she and Carefree start to circle me "I'm here to serve the royal family, in any way I can… Including being your royal wet nurse"

"Ah I…I think Cadence can produce milk for Flurry Hearts"

"I wasn't talking about her" She say licking her lips

Without warning they both launch at me but in a panic I found myself able to teleport away resulting in the collision of both of the mares who drop into the floor unconscious. Looking at them I sigh in relief

Thank god magic prowess is a family thing…wait, my shield…I mean Shining Armor shield magic! of course, if I manage to discover how to used I may still have a chance

In the distant I heard hoof coming my way and fearing to be more crazy mares I decided to dash in the opposite direction.

In one simple night, that mare manage to take this entire castle and turn into the playboy mansion, with me acting as Hug Hefner. Worse of all this is probably the wet dream of any stallion, I should be happy except that its another stallion right to be here! If this is what Shining Armor have to pass by, on daily basis then I have found a new layer of respect for that dude

Hiding from another sexy librarian I manage to read another spell book in the hope to find something that could help.

Thank god Twilight taught me how to write and read their language or by now I most likely had being figurative and literally screw

Groaning in frustration I toss yet another book that came to a death end and fall into the floor in defeat.

Its not used, nothing here would work, I give up

"You better have just made a joke"

Looking up I was confronted by a transparent Rainbow Dash wearing the same Obi One outfit that Pinkie used. "Oh your feet dude, this is far from over"

"But what can I do?, I'm complete surrounded, powerless and vulnerable, Cadence just strip me of any form of defence"

"Then you will pass to the offence"

"What?"

You heard me right buster, I might just be the manifestation of the determination Dash teach you but it will be a cold day in hell before I let you throw the towel before giving a fight

I stand up still looking at her in confusion. "Ok assuming I can fight, how exactly would I do that? My objective is specifically not get laid and now its appear Cadence just gave this mares green light to take a shot at me, how do I fight that?"

Using the same weapon they are using on you

"You expect me to seduce the entire staff?"

Dash smile and nod "Exactly, if all this mares want to polish your road so much, they will most likely faint the moment you turn the tables"

"But in doing so I will be losing I can't have sex in this body it will break the bro code"

"But there is nothing stoping you from doing anything else right?"

"Of course not…that could be…"

I see you are getting it, technically its still bad but its to preserve the code and Cadence already proved that she is not planing to play fair, so if that is the case you will have to do the same

I nod and smile but then look at her in confusion "But what if they don't fall?"

"Trust me, they will if the expression of your secretary and nanny were any indication, remember they will win if you gave them power, if you take it back they will be nothing but jello on your hoof. Now stand tall show your chest and make them so wet that they will faint"

"I'm still thinking this is wrong, something in this is not exactly right"

"Do you prefer be part of an orgy?"

"No"

"Then stallion up, go there and take no prisoners" Dash say before disappearing and giving me new strength.

As I walk, the librarian discover me and rush to my side only this time I was prepare.

"Oh your highness came to take some books" She say bathing her eyelashes "May interest you in some nice reading from a special…shelve?"

I smile and surprise her by getting closer "Tempting but I think that I have something else in mind"

"Y…you do?" she say starting to blush and smiling

"Oh yes, you see my wife and I have being doing some research in the arts of biology, particularly the pressure points a stallion could press on a mare to make reach orgasm, unfortunately we appear to have reach an impasse" I get closer to her ear as I see her body tremble "Care to give me a hoof? You will not have to do much, just help me found out how many orgasm a mare could sustain, before passing out" I whisper into her ear before bitting it.

The next thing I knew, I heard a splash sound and saw how a smoke cloud form on top of the mare head before she collapse in the floor with a face complete red and a goofy smile on her face.

Je so THAT is how you go for the offensive, hmm its a start but I still need something else I can't take all the castle for myself…myself I look out a window and I see the citizens of the kingdom going around their daily basis. Witch gives me an idea.

Well this is a civil duty and Twilight told me that as long as they are not married its fair play I smirk as I start to charge my horn

Time to get some reinforcement In a flash I teleport out of the room.