E tu Discord?

After that unfortunately meeting with the three present, follow by their own unappropriated way to greet me, things start to mellow down a little, sure like Cadence said this princess clearly had the hots for Shining Armor but despite their high libido, all of them surprisedly behave like proper ambassadors when it comes to be serious. I suppose they obey the rule of a time and a place.

Don't complains here, the less time they spend focusing on me, the better. It all would be great and dandy if it wasn't for prince Lillith constantly looking at me from the corner of her eye like I was an fascinating science fair project. "Ok that is it" I put down the paper I was pretending to read before looking at her. "What is so fascinating about me?"

She just look at me with a raise eyebrow "Pardon?"

"Don't play coe, ever since we sit down you have being checking me out each five minutes like I just did a backflip, what is the deal?"

"I apologies prince Armor its just that ever since I arrive there has being something…different about you"

"Ah…different how?" I ask with a raise eyebrow not noticing that the other princess also heard that and now were all looking at Lillith with interest.

"I'm can't put my hoof on it but there definitely something different with you, I mean you are the prince, look, walk, smell and even have the same magic as the prince but for some reason I can't help but feel like I'm not looking at the prince, something with your aura, its different than what it used to be…"

Wait? She can detect that I not Shining Armor? That is great, I could tell her and together we can convince Cadence…

"…and I like it" Lillith say as her eyes turn lustful "I love it when someone are a mystery to solve, almost like you are just another pony who switch body with the real prince"

"Je…that is oddly specific, ma…may I ask what would you do, if that really happen?"

"Oh I will be jumping at you of course!, I have experience many pleasures in my past, but having the experience of lay with a stallion who mind does not match his body is something I haven't had the pleasure to experience yet"

"But what about those with medical condition or that they identify themselves as the opposite gender?"

"Oh I have experience those too, but that is not the same, their auras are still the same" She say with a smile.

…Never mind, she is just as horny of not more horny than Cadence

"Really?" I notices Cadence smirking at me "Curious you are telling me this Lillith because there is something you might like to hear, you see my husband…"

Before she could continue the front door of the room bursting upen and from it, Twilight, 'me' and of all people Discord rush, or rather crash into it with a thud.

Je about time! I'm save I let go of a breath I didn't knew I was holding as I notices how the three rise again and stare back at us.

"Cadence!" Before any of us complete to register what was going on Shining was already hugging Cadence like a soldier that has just return to war "Oh Cadence I'm so happy to see your face, being apart from you for so long has being torture. I just needed to hold you again, smell your perfume, and taste your lips once more"

Shining say getting extremely sappy, really fast before connecting his lips with Cadence who just look at him in but fear and horror. Can really blame her either considering that to everyone else present to the room it looked like Discord just kiss the princess of love while the real Discord now in my body was falling on the floor from laughter as Twilight jaw just hit the floor from the shock.

Ok now this just turn even weirder

Feeling how the princess were looking at me I decided to act quick while there was some kind of dignity for them to save

Shining please play along!

I beg as I jump at full speed and in one hit manage to land a clear hit on 'Discord' cheek breaking his connection with Cadence and throwing him into the floor, before getting into a defensive stance between me and Cadence.

"How dare you kiss my wife!" I say faking anger "Reform or not you have gone too far Discord, I will do what I should have when you join Tirek"

"What?!" Shining say standing up in anger "Your wife!, your wife!? Is this what you wanted? this was your end game all alone to ruin my…" Shining start to yell clearly not noticing his new body yet, and being cut short with a blast of magic from an enrage Cadence who walks besides me.

"Hope it was worth it Discord" She say with her eyes shining white "Because it will be the last thing you ever do"

"What?" Shining and I start to get in panic when we notices her horn start to glow. "Cadence wait!" I force her to see me in the eyes "You can"

"Yes I can and I will…he just…he just…!" She say in tears

"I know…and death will not be enough!" That make her stop and look at me in surprise. "He just humiliate you sweet heart, and will pay for it, but if you end his life, then you will only end his upcoming suffering"

She keep staring at me before smiling "You are right, death will be too easy"

Nodding I put Shining in a magic bubble and start to leave the room with him floating besides me. Stoping when reaching Twilight "I will explain everything to Cadence you deal with the other princess and give us some time" I whisper into her ear making her come out of the shock and then nod.

"Lets go honey, we need a lot to discuss" I tell her dragging Discord by the leg as I leave with Cadence soon behind confused a little into why I was brining the human too

"You did WHAT?!" Cadence say in shock and look at all 3 of us as I finish explaining the situation me, Shining Armor, and apparently Discord too were currently are"

"We somehow switch bodies, I still don't know how it happen exactly but it did"

"Cadence sweetie please believe me, this might not be me, but I'm really…" Shining try to talk to her but she only moves away the moment he try to put a claw on her shoulder. "Don't touch me" She say apparently still shaken from the scare.

"So do you believe me know when I say I'm not Shining Armor?"

"Oh please say no, the chaos of this is so wonderful" Discord say acting like a kid on christmas eve.

"And what are you so happy about? you just lost all of your powers and became an ordinary human" That make him stop and his eyes wide in realisation "Oh right"

"How did that happen exactly? I though you were the strongest magician ever, how did you got an accident like this one"

"Two words…Pinkie Pie"

"Oh" I nod in realisation before looking at the poor Cadence trying to process what was happening and Shining was doing his best to console her.

"W…w…wait, h…how can I be sure that you are the real Shining Armor?" She say pointing a hoof at him "Its clear that magic was involve here, but how do I know that you are not Discord playing me a prank"

"Oh you gave me to much credit princess, but trust me, if I wanted to pay you a prank I would had morph into Shining Armor first" Discord comment with a smile.

"That still don't convince me, you will have to prove me that you are really you" Cadence tell a still a bit scare.

Shining for her part just get closer to her ear and whisper something that to both mine and Discord utter surprise make her blush and spring her wings.

Ok how is that even possible how is that ACTUALLY possible, ever since I wake up, Cadence has being extremely open with her sex life, left and right, what thing could Shining Armor has that can embarrass her so much?

After that was done Cadence only look at Shining Armor in surprise "Shiny?"

"I'm home Candy" He say with a sweet smile as they both hug with tears on their eyes "Shiny! its you its really is you!, I was so worry I have lost you"

"Je Equestria would have to do better than this to break us apart" Shining crack as they share their moment making me smile and sigh in satisfaction knowing that the nightmare was over.

"Oh by the way Sun Butt has a crush on you" Discord casually say making me nod before registering what he said.

"What?!"

"There is still something I don't get it though" Cadence say breaking the hug and then looks at me. "How did all of this ever happen?"

"Je join the club princess the last thing I knew before walking up as Shining Armor was going to sleep" I say with a shrug

"Oh I can answer that" Discord proclaim "And don't worry this one is going to be for free because I had so much fun" He then walk to Shining and put him next to me before start walking around us.

"First of all, tell me buddy what were you doing before going to bed?"

"Twilight and I were experiment a spell on myself"

"And why were you doing that?"

"Because I wanted to see if she could grant me super powers, witch she did." I say with proud "Thanks to her magic I can know lift things with my mind"

Discord smirk and snap his fingers "And there is your answer"

"Ah I think you miss a couple of things there dude"

"Am I? Didn't Twilight warn you about the risk of having this powers"

"Of course she did…she told me to…" I stop in realisation of what was happening. "Say it" Discord tells me with a raise eyebrow

"She told me not to think too much on anything before going to bed"

"And what did you do?"

"I though to much of something before going to bed"

"Wait…you were thinking about me?" Shining ask confused.

"No of course not…I was thinking about seeing I start a relationship" I say with a blush on my face and looking the other way. "I though I was finally ready to take the step and I didn't knew where to begin…so I though about you guys and what a nice couple you made. I might had being a bit jealous and might had wonder what would it be like to be in Shining Armor shoes…ah hoofs"

"Je wish granted" Discord comment and Cadence slowly approach me with one of her hoof on her chest looking rather surprise "You did this, because you wanted to know what does it feel to be on a relationship?" She suddenly smile at that "That is so sweet!"

"Je can't really blame you for wishing to be me dude, I do have a really happy life"

"Oh you silly colt" Cadence smile give me a light push "If you wanted to learn about relationship so much you only needed to ask"

"Yeah its not like we wouldn't like to talk about, on the contrary we love to tell our story and help others find love" Shining say with a smile

"Je well I suppose, its too late to ask now right?" I mention scratching the back of my head.

"Not necessary" Cadence mention catching me off guard

"Say what?" I notices how Cadence and Shining look at one another before nodding and then looking at me "Since all this mess started with a simple question I believed it will be fair if you at least got the answers you are seeking"

"What?"

"And there is nothing you should be worry about dude, since you keep your bro code, I can let this one slide, I mean I know how Cadence could get, and how sometimes nothing in Equestria can stop her"

I just stare at them in shock as Discord sneaker. "Plus, now that the air is clear Candy and I could do the better of this situation and help you out while having a bit of fun"

"Please tell me you are joking"

"Oh don't be scare it would be fun" Cadence say with a smile before whispering into my ear "And not cheating since you are still my 'husband'" I blush and my jaw drop as I notices Shining "Y…you can't be serious!"

"Hey, its a one in a life time opportunity, plus it will allow me to have that father daughter camping trip, with Flurry that I always wanted to try"

"Ah…I…I don't know if this really ok?"

"Of course it is, you have our support, and now that you will be dating my aunty with more reason I will help you learn everything you will need to know about relationships"

Shining nod and smile before glaring at Discord "Now if only you could switch us back"

"Trust me, I would like to return to my body as well" Discord say inexpressive "So if only you think in our brains switching bodies and then snap your fingers that will be great"

"That is all I need to do?" Shining ask confused

"Yes, yes that is all, now please switch us back" Discord say a bit impatient. Shining nod and close his eye before snapping his fingers yet nothing happen.

"I'm waiting" Discord said getting more tick off but the same result keep happening until Shining look at his hand before looking at us "Ah…a little problem?"