Fallout Equestria: Chief Bulb and Empty Horn's Adventures
1: Applejack in the Box and a Rescue
Empty Horn tells Chief Bulb that their journey will be brutal. "I hope we don't get our croups kicked."
Chief Bulb says not to worry. "I'm pretty sure that we won't, we're both tough."
They soon arrive at Applejack in the Box. "Here we are! We're here now! Let's go inside it."
Applejack is seen serving. "Hi, how the heck are you, welcome to Applejack in the Box, I'm Applejack and I'll be serving you today. What will it be?"
Chief Bulb decides on the order. "Uh, I'll have 2 Applejack burgers, french fries, and an Apple Shake."
Applejack soon interrupts them. "Sorry Sugarcube, the blender is temporarily out of service, we don't have any Apple Shake's today."
Chief Bulb tries the shakes again. "Okay, I have a small ice cream shake."
Applejack then gets annoyed. "Look chief, maybe you didn't hear me, I said we don't have any fricking Apple Shake's today! So how about something else?"
Chief Bulb says it again. "Uh, milkshake?"
Applejack gets a little frustrated. "Look, who put the straw in strawberry?"
Chief Bulb says the answer. "Uh, nature did?"
Empty Horn interrupts. "Yeah, nature."
Applejack speaks up. "Who put the A in Apple?"
Chief Bulb says the answer again. "Uh, nature."
Applejack gets even more frustrated. "Look, now listen closely, who put the freeze in Apple Shakes?"
Chief Bulb says the answer but it's incorrect. "Uh, there ain't no freeze in Apple Shakes."
Applejack then gets furious. "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, PONY! THERE AIN'T NO FRICKING APPLE SHAKE'S, NOW YOU TWO BETTER, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SHOVE YOUR TEETH FAR AND DOWN YOUR MOTHERFRICKING THROATS, AND SIT ON A APPLEJACK BURGER TO EAT THEM!" "Oh, and have a nice day."
Chief Bulb says if he could have his food. "Can I have my other food please?"
Applejack says yes but still ill-tempered. "Sure, but now you'll be taking that to go."
Chief Bulb then says. "Whatever."
***
Meanwhile. The villains are getting furious. "Well there's still no sign of Chief Bulb. This is Bull crap."
***
Chief Bulb and Empty Horn and back driving in their car. "Well, that was a delicious meal. Too bad, Asslejack in the Box, was mad at us."
Empty Horn soon interrupts. "Yeah, but she sounded funny."
Chief Bulb then says they need to continue. "Alright then, let's get out of here." As they get out of the car, they see the pig masked Mr. Tuh! "Oh my gosh, it's Mr. Tuh!"
Mr. Tuh soon speaks up. "That's right, and I'm going to wipe you out! See you in the bad place, Chief Bulby!"
On a cloud, Rainbow Dash can be heard. "Don't worry, citizen, I'll save you."
Mr. Tuh gets confused. "What? Who the heck are you?"
Rainbow Dash then speaks. "I'm Rainbow Dash, now, prepare to fight villain."
Mr. Tuh then fights Rainbow Dash. "Son of a gun! Looks like I'll have to do this the hard way with you." Mr. Tuh tries to shoot Rainbow Dash but misses every shot. "Oh, dang it! I missed every shot!"
Rainbow Dash then tells the Pig Masked Freak he lost. "Well looks like you lost, now it's my turn!"
Rainbow Dash gets a knife and stabs Mr. Tuh. "Ouch! You stabbed me!" Mr. Tuh then gets a chainsaw.
"Holy crap! I got to take him down!" Then, Rainbow Dash shoots Mr. Tuh. "Well, looks like I've won. Thank goodness he's now dead!" Rainbow Dash returns with the citizens. "Alright citizens, you can return to your lives now. That pig masked freak is now dead!"
Chief Bulb says thanks for their help. "Thank you. But I was thinking, since we are on a quest for justice, maybe you can come along with us?"
Rainbow Dash excepts, but on 1 condition. "I will come with you. But, what terrible thing happened?"
Chief Bulb says that Rainbow Dash she will have to wait. "Well, it's a long story. But you will find out on the way."
Author's Note
Chief Bulb and Empty Horn get a very bad discipline from Applejack. And as Mr. Tuh attacks the two, Rainbow Dash comes save the day. 
Fallout Equestria: Chief Bulb and Empty Horn's Adventures
2: The Whole Story and Video Games.
Chief Bulb tells Rainbow Dash what happened. "And so, that's how it happened."
Rainbow Dash is amazed. "WOW!" "Thank goodness I saved your lives! I haven't save anypony's lives, since those ponies at the oil factory, made an oil spill, back in 2016. As the year 2017 started, I thought that I'd be doomed. But no pony needed my help. Meanwhile, me and Button Mash collected video games, and they were great. I had bought a SegaPony Ponyesis, a long time ago, and they didn't appreciate it very much. However, that system, discontinued from stores, during February 2017, but that didn't stop me building, me and Button Mash's collection on video games. I had bought a DJ Pon-3 2, had the most popular games, was Grand Theft Pony. Meanwhile, I had bought a X-Pony 360, when that system came out, comes with yellow games. However, I still have a SegaPony Ponyesis, that I bought 1 year ago."
Empty Horn interrupts. "Well, that's a lot of video games! Still, too bad, that no pony needed your help." 
Chief Bulb then says there's more. "Yeah. But thank you for saving our lives!" 
"Okay, Empty Horn, what do we need to do now?"
Empty Horn says their plan. "Well Chief, we need to go to the police station." The police station in The Muffins Saga.
Chief Bulb then says yes. "Alright then, I'll drive us to the police station."
***
Meanwhile, The Unknown Villain Pony, with Mutant Pony, and a new recruit, Queen Chrysalis. "Alright, searching for our pony, is ticking us off. So let's just take a break right now. And go to Scootaloo Fat Chicken, (SFC) and go for some Scootawings."
Queen Chrysalis then speaks. "Sure thing. I could go for some Scootawings right now."
Mutant Pony also speaks. "Me too. Let's go!"
***
Back with Chief Bulb, Empty Horn, and Rainbow Dash. Chief Bulb says they got to the station. "Alright then, let's go inside. Chief Cherrywood, there's been an attack at our headquarters."
Chief Cherrywood then speaks. "Alright guys, tell me what happened."
Chief Bulb then says. "Well, we know who the killer is. Her name is Overmare."
Chief Cherrywood then realizes it. "Hey. We know that mare. We have an old wanted poster out on her. She is wanted for several pony charges. Here is her picture. This is her. This is the criminal, wanted for murder. Don't worry, we'll catch her."
Chief Bulb and the others proceed their quest for justice. "Thank you. Well, we better proceed now." Just then, Chief Bulb's sister appears. Chief Bulb says. "Sister. What are you doing here?"
Chief Bulb's Sister says. "Well, I was just playing in the parking lot, since I have nothing to do. But anyway, I have some bad news for you, brother. Overmare and her assistant, Mutant Pony, are trying to kill you."
Chief Bulb gives thanks. "Thanks sister. But I already know that."
Chief Bulb's Sister says thanks too. "Oh well." "Anyway, are you Empty Horn over there?"
Empty Horn then says. "Why, yes. Yes I am!"
Chief Bulb's Sister is amazed. "Wow! That's pretty cool. Anyway, I'll join you guys. So let's go now."
Author's Note
Another recruit to the team. I hope they stay safe.
Applejack in the Box,
and a Super Rainbow hero who joins their team.
As the three journey off, the army of bad guys is waiting. In these kind of conditions, it is brutal.