"Fucking Jimmy, leaving me out here. I swear the next time I see him, I'm gonna kick him. Right in the dick. A thousand times. It's the middle of fucking winter and he just leaves me in the fucking forest. Who fucking does that? And now, here I am, trying to find my way back to civilization of some kind, cold as fuck, no fucking cell service, and I haven't had a wank in weeks. God DAMN."

David was a little peeved. It had started out fun. Him and his buddies got together for a short camping trip in the woods. Sure, it was the middle of winter, but that made it fun, cause then they got to make stupid shit with snow, like a giant penis between boobs, without anyone yelling at them for being "inappropriate". Around 5 in the evening, they began packing stuff up to head back home. David went off to take a leak before they got on the road, only to come back to an empty clearing devoid of people and cars. He searched the areas nearby for an hour before decided that they had, in fact, left him behind. And without any sort of supplies either. And it was beginning to snow. Wonderful

"Cocksuckers are lucky I have my phone and extra battery, or I'd never be able to see in this damn storm. God it's cold out here, This jacket's huge but it's not doing shit for my hands and feet. I shoulda brought my gloves and thick socks. Fucking hell."

The storm had been getting steadily worse as the night wore on. He was trying to make his way to one of the campsites he knew were in the area, the one's with actual shelter and landline phones. The problem was, he couldn't see more than a few feet in front of him. He was sure he was going in the right direction when he left the clearing, following the path the van had taken, but as the snow got thicker, he couldn't see the tire tracks anymore. It wasn't windy at least, it was actually very quiet and calm out. Had he not be stranded, he might have enjoyed it. But as it was now, he was cold, pissed, and tired.

"God, I'm freezing my dick off here. Where the hell is that campsite? What's that noise?"

Something was behind David. He spun around quickly to try and look at it, but the snow was too thick for him to see through. As it got closer, it started to sound like something stepping in snow.

"H-hello? Jimmy? Is that yo-AHHHHH!!"

Something very large and intimidating stood before him. It was massive, standing at least twelve feet tall. It looked like gnarled wood and dying vines had formed into the shape of something almost like a wolf. The vines and the few leaves on it were murky brown colors, and it's large, twisted paws had long, sharp wooden claws that dug into the snow and the earth beneath it. Glowing green eyes illuminated the snow that fell around it, seemingly piercing into his soul as it looked upon him. It glared at him hungrily, letting loose a low growl.

"FUCK THAT SHIT, I'M OUT!" David screamed, before he took off as fast as he could in the opposite direction of the beast. He couldn't tell if it was actually following him or not, but he wasn't going to risk turning around to check. He was gonna run as fast and as far as he could without stopping.

"What the fuck is that thing!? Holyshitholyshitholyshit imgonnadie! GOD I don't wanna DIE! I wanna-FUCKING!" His last step seemed to miss the ground, and he suddenly found himself falling. With some quick thinking, he was able to grab hold of the ledge before he fell too far, leaving him dangling off what was probably a tall cliff. Slowly, the area just above him started to glow green, before the large face of the wooden wolf appear, looking directly at him. David could only stare in horror. This was it. He was going to die here, and nothing could save him.

The wolf regarded him for a moment, before reaching it's head down, and whispered into his ear in a sweet, calm voice, "Have fun~"

"Wha...?" David was cut off as the wolf slammed its paw on his hand, causing him to let go. The wind whipped past him as he screamed, his eyes squeezed shut, before he finally hit the bottom... softly?

Instead of pain and suffering caused by his body impacting the terrain at maximum velocity, it felt like at the last moment, he had slowed down significantly, and gently floated down onto what felt like warm grass. In fact, it was really warm all of a sudden, and the light of the sun was shinning into his closed eyes.

He heard shouts of surprise nearby. His balled his hands into fists, grasping the warm grass he now rested on, before relaxing his eyes, and tried to open them. It had been dark just a few moments ago, so he couldn't open them all the way, and what little he could see at the moment was blurry.

"What in tarnation is that? That thing jes' fell outta the cloud Rainbow is in! Rainbow! The hell are you doing up there?" A thick southern accent in a slightly feminine tone called out loudly. He turned to look, but the couldn't quite make out who was there. The blur was fairly orange though. Next to it was blur of pink and yellow, that seemed to grow taller, and then bigger. It was approaching him.

"Ohh, you poor thing. Are you hurt little fella?" A soft, loving voice called to him from the yellow blur. In the background, he could hear the southern voice arguing with someone else, a scratchy voice that sounded like it was from a feminine teenage boy. He felt hands exploring him, probably checking him for injuries. His eyes were starting to adjust, and he was starting to see clearer.

What he saw before him was beautiful. He didn't know what kind of creature it was, but it was nice to look at. She had a sunny yellow coat of fur covering her skin, with long, pink hair cascading off her head. Cute, horse like ears peaked out from the top of her hair, which seemed to flick about at every little noise around her. Her face had large, teal eyes that looked at him with worry. A short snout poked out of her face, and a soft smile upon it left him feeling at ease. She reminded him a little of a horse, but more human. And kinda attractive, if he was being honest with himself. He felt something large and soft envelop his arm as she checked around his body, lifting his body slightly, he saw what was probably the large, nicest looking pair of breasts he'd ever seen in his life bulging out of the top of a low cut sun dress. They were easily the size of a watermelon each! His eyes bugged out some at this, before he laid his head down and shut his eyes again.

She's huge! Oh my god, I've never seen suge huge tits before. I have to be in heaven!

He continued to mull over what he had just seen as the hands continued to explore him, touching and lingering on his crotch for just a moment, before they left him completely.

"He doesn't seem to be hurt. Princess? Do you know what this creature is?" The yellow one called out from beside him. He heard soft steps in the grass approach him, before the sun above his eyes was blocked out.

"I'm not sure. It seems to be similar to us but, it's fairly scrawny looking. And so small," A harmonious voice spoke directly above his face. It was the most beautiful sound he'd ever heard, caressing his ears in it's sweet tones.

'Scrawny?'

He dared to crack open his eyes, only to be met with the face of a Goddess. A large face covered in pearly white fur stared down at him with big, feminine eyes of violet. Surrounding her head was a pastel rainbow cloud that seemed to make up her hair, and a long, pointy horn poked out from it. His eyes widened in an instant as he saw the most beautiful... woman...? of his life! A quick look to the side to explore the rest of her revealed a pair of massive breasts, more than twice the size of the yellow ones, hanging down from her chest, covered in what looked like a Roman style robe that clung to her. He took a moment to ogle them, before moving his eyes downwards. She had grand, wide hips and powerful looking legs that ended in hooves. He looked back up only to notice something big and white on her back, but he couldn't quite tell what it- wings! His mouth opened in awe as her wings spread out, blocking more of the sun from his eyes. The were HUGE, and glorious! She must be a Goddess! Or at least one of her angels.

Before he could say anything, another being came up beside him and looked down. "I think I've seen something like this before, dear sister, in one of the old books in the archives. I'll try to find it when we arrive back at the castle."

Before him was another Goddess! Wasn't this just his lucky day? Her voice was cool and inviting, like a warm night out at the lake. He could get lost in listening to a voice like that! She was covered in dark blue fur, and her hair looked like the night sky itself had perpetually surrounded her face, framing it perfectly. A set of deep teal eyes peered out of the dark that made up her head. Just like the other one, a grand horn was seen coming out of the night sky. Exploring her with his eyes, he found another large pair of breasts, almost as big as the white ones. He stared at them as well for a moment. She had on a T-shirt that said "Blame My Sister", and a pair of blue jeans that barely contained her giant hips, which were wider than the others. She also had a pair of large, dark blue wings that blocked out more of the sun for him. He also noticed more of the night sky between her legs. Possibly a tail?

"Oh dear. Do you think it's dangerous?" A pleasing, fancy voice spoke up from his side. He turned to look at the voice, finding a tall, beautiful lady nearby with snow white fur and deep purple hair and tail. her skirt was fairly short, coming down to her knees, and he could see something peeking out from just under it.

'Is that a...?'

"I don't believe so. In fact, I'd say it looks intelligent, if the clothes he's wearing and the way he's observing us are anything to go by," The big white one spoke out again in her wonderful voice, "Hello? Can you understand me?" David took a moment to sit up, and look about.

"Uh, y-yeah. I c-can understand you. What happened?" His voice croaked out. Around him more of these ladies appear, A big, muscular orange one with straw-blonde hair and tail, a thin, light blue one with streak of rainbows coming out of her head and butt, and a pair of impressive wings out of each side, a pudgy pink one with pinker hair was bouncing up and down, making her large breasts bounce with her, the white and purple one was there, the yellow one, who had a pair of wings herself, and a purple one with a horn and wings, and dark blue hair with pink stripes in it. They were are more beautiful than any woman he'd seen before, and they were huge! The shortest one, with the rainbow hair, looked like she would stand at least a foot taller than him. The tallest ones, the Gods that were directly above him, looked to be much taller than that.

He was stunned. He felt like the luckiest man to ever live.

"Well," the yellow one started, "you sort of just appeared out of a cloud, and slowly fell onto the grass, screaming very loudly," Her voice was quieter than it was a few moments ago, but it was still enjoyable to listen to.

The pink one began to vibrate violently for a moment, before she seemingly teleported right in front of his face.

"HI! I'm Pinkie Pie! And you're a new... pony? That means I get to make friends with you and we're going to be the bestest of friend in the whole world and I'm gonna throw so many parties for you and it's gonna be great and what's your name and what are you did you come to invade us are you gonnaeatourbrainsihopenotineedminei..." he froze as this Pinkie Pie spoke faster than he could understand. Suddenly, her mouth started to glow purple, and snapped shut, not quite shutting her up as she continued to try and talk, make loud hmmming.

"I-I'm David. I... I'm a human, and I was just in a forest, in the s-snow, falling from a cliff, before I-I landed right here," he was starting to hiccup a little, tears formed in his eyes. Despite his earlier panic attack, it was only now that things were sinking in.

"Falling from a cliff ya say? How'd that happen? And uh... You alright there hun?" The orange one asked.

"Well, I...I-I..." it all came out at once, and David started bawling.

'I.. I almost died! Or maybe I'm about to die and this is just a last minute thought before i get squashed! Or maybe I've gone on to the next life, and the next life is full of giant, sexy horse ladies! Oh god I'm dead, that's it! I'll never see my family again! I'll never see my friends again! ohgodohgodohgod I don't wanna be dead! I-'

The yellow mare was at his side in an instant, and hugged him, burrying his face into her breasts, "Oh, poor dear, it'll be okay. Shhh, everything will be just fine." They sat like that for a few minutes, until David's crying calmed down enough that he could talk again. He pulled awaya little from the yellow girl, and stared into her teal eyes.

"There, feel better now?" She cooed, petting his head some.

"Sniff A l-little bit," He hiccuped. His eyes were red and misty still.

"Only a little? Oh poor dear. Here, I know what'll help you," she let go of him completely, and gently pushed him back, causing him to gently fall into the arms of the white Goddess, who held him gently, and carressed his chest. The yellow one then proceeded to undo his pants, and pulled out his 6-inch dick. His eyes nearly popped out of his head as the yellow mare took his cock in her mouth and gave him a blowjob.

'What the fuck? I... oooohh this feels niiiice...'

His thoughts turned to mush, and he started moaning softly as the mare bobbed her head up and down his cock, lightly fondling his balls. Around him, the other mares had sat down, and watched him with knowing smiles as they groped their own breasts, except for the purple and white one. Before he could look around for her, the blue Goddess bent down next to him, cupped his face, and gave him a deep kiss. Her huge tongue entered his mouth, and had it's way with him. Nearby, to his left, he could hear what sounded like the purple haired lady moaning with pleasure, but couldn't see her. Her moans were loud and throaty. He wished he could see what she was doing, but the tongue assaulting his mouth left him little choice. It shoved it's way all the way down into his throat for a moment, before removing itself and battling his own tongue again.

Faster and faster the yellow one sucked him off, and he could feel his balls begin to clench, signaling that he was close. She noticed it to, and took one last bob, before opening her mouth all the way, and enveloping his entire cock and balls! he could feel her tongue thrash against his dick as he came. He weakly spurted into her mouth, getting happy hums from her. When it subsidded, she pulled off of him, and licked his meat clean. To his side, the purple haired one gave a loud, pleasurable scream, before he heard gurgling and wet splash. Slowly, the blue Goddess broke this kiss, and stared into Davids eyes with a smile. David just panted, spent from the inpromptu blowjob and throat thrashing.

"There now, you feel even better?" The yellow one smilled warmly at him, putting his penis away and zipping his pants back up. Instead of talking, he just nodded his head. "That's good."

"Ahhh, that was quite refreshing. Well, darlings, how about we bring him to Twilight's castle to rest some, hmm?" The purple haired one came walking back over to him. She smelt very... musky. And from this angle, he could see a... p-

"That sounds like a wonderful idea. Though, my sister and I must head back to Canterlot now, but we will attempt to come visit you sometime. Goodbye for now." The white Goddess physically picked him before he could fully form what he had just saw, and put him down on his feet. She gave him a peck on the cheek, before the two sisters spread their wings, and took off into the sky, towards what he assumed was Canterlot on the side of the mountain in the distance. He stared at their retreating forms for a moment, before the orange one picked him up, holding him bridle style (or more accuratly like a baby), and turned towards a nearby town.

"Well, lets get going, sugercube," the orange one started forwads, and they made their way towards the town. Taking a quick look over to the side, he was large puddles of white spattered about the meadow, but only for a moment.

Author's Note

Tried to write stuff for Broken Nightmare. Thought up smut instead. ~~I plan on this being very happy and cute and romancy, but with plenty of lewdness to go around.~~

Plan failed, Had too much fun writing straight smut. I'll use the In love with the princesses thing in another story some other day.

Edited to have sexy times.