Roommatesby NG-41ChaptersPrologueChapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 7Chapter 1Prologue-Nathans POV- "Nathan get up" I hear to my side, I groan and pull my pillow over my head. I hear my roommate do something to my side, I slowly open one eye to see him holding an air horn. "NO!" I yell, he snickers than puts it in his pocket. His name is John one of my high school friends and roommate, we met on the football team and quickly became friends. He is 6 foot 3, has dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, large muscles, white skin, 25 years old, and is American. I am 6 foot 4, have dark brown hair, brown eyes, Large muscles (slightly bigger than my other roommate), 23 years old, tanned white, and am Canadian. "Ok, what do you want" I say a little irritated that he woke me up at... I look at the clock and it is 7:30am. "John, why did you wake me up at 7:30" I went to sleep at 3am because I was playing my computer all night. "Because we need to stock up on stuff before that hurricane comes over, bends us over and-" nope not having any of that. "OK!" I say fast "Is the car started?" I am a very good driver , but I would like to have John drive because I feel like shit. "Yea the truck waiting for us" fuck we are in a lot of debt because we bought a lot of dumb shit for example more than one truck. "which one" I say with a bit of confusion, when we moved into the same house we also got a huge garage that can fill 3 cars and a mini repair shop, we have a 2017 Ram 3500, 2012 Chevrolet Silverado lifted. Mustang, Kawasaki Ninja H2R, dirt bike, and a quad yep we are getting harassed a lot. "The Ram obviously" he said while slowly getting up and heading to the door. "Ok, I will be ready in a minute just get to the car, but we are going to Tim Horton's for a coffee before anything". "Why not Starbucks, you Canadian fuck" I hate Starbucks, it isn't as good as Tim Hortons. "Because the coffee at Starbucks taste like ass compared to Tim Hortons" I say while getting up, groaning. -3 Hours Later- I just got done getting all of the solar panels off of the roof and into the garage when it started getting windy 'this wind is fucking insane' I said to myself mentally as the neighbours garden gnome flew past me. I quickly ran back inside afraid to be hit by keemstar "Nathan help me get the shields over the windows" John said as he is frantically pulling the metal shields over the windows, I run over and start to help. After about ten minutes of running to the garage outside and back to the windows with the metal shields for them we got done putting the window shields over the windows of out two story house, I run to the tornado shelter with my roommate following me and close the hatch once John is done getting inside. After a little bit of settling down we relax a little "So what do you think about some Catan?" I say as I grab board game of the desk inside the shelter. As I hear him sit down behind me in one of the bean bag chairs around the small table in the middle of the room. "Pepsi?" I say as I get one out of the mini fridge we have down here, we have a lot of stuff we stock up on because John thinks the apocalypse will come one day, he said that he wouldn't move in with me if we didn't buy extra stuff for his paranoia, I reluctantly agreed because I'm in a lot of debt and need some of that greasy money. So now inside this mini tornado shelter we have some rations that will last 3 months to a year once opened, a water purifier, 5 jugs of water, some basic furniture, a medical room attached, and a armoury. Our armoury has our guns, armour, melee weapons along with some military bags, MREs, and some weed (because me and John get bored sometimes) that we got because of one of Johns more questionable friends. "You sober bastard, get us BEER!" with a groan I grab us both some ass in a bottle. I walked back towards him with two beers on hand, put them down on the table and grab my IPhone, and start playing some music to drown out the sound of the brutal winds outside, I smile as John starts to shuffle the cards. Author's Note Sorry if that was short, this is my first fanfiction that I will go through with so if you hate it with a burning passion at least tell me why so i can try to fix it. Also my humor is a little bit fucked and toward the darker side of things. Chapter 2Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Chapter 3-Nathan- -8:00am- A we walk inside my house we see my dog growling at twilight with a small laugh I flick and he sits 'dog knows a crazy bitch when he sees one' he looks over at fluttershy, than at Rainbow. As soon as he looks at Rainbow he gives a happy bark, gets up and walks over to her "He likes you" I say as Fluttershy and Rainbow start to pet him. "So i'm going to teleport your house to Ponyville now" Twilight said's, before I can say anything there is a bright white flash, as soon as I can see again I puke in my mouth before swallowing it down (I hate moping the floors) feel dizzy and have to lean against a wall. 'I hate you' I mumble under my breath as I hear a loud noise upstairs "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING I'M TRYING TO FUCK’IN JERK OFF!" John yells from upstairs as I burst out in laughter, the only one that was laughing with me was Rainbow, I like a girl that gets some good humor. "Well then... now that we are here where is this princess?" I say going to the kitchen and putting the rabbit on the counter. "She is in Canterlot, it will take her a few days to get here, until then we will then we will watch over you to make sure you do not do anything wrong or illegal" Twilight tells me as she tries to pet Rex only for him to growl at her making her pull her hand back. "Fine, so when will you come check up on us" I say fearing that if I disagree i'm going to get my balls cut off by this crazy bitch’s magic. "No, we will be watching you full time, one of us will be watching you at a time, but you will be staying at your house until the Princesses get here" Twilight said's as I hear a groan come from Rainbow. "But Twi, this is during my vacation, I want to relax, not be watching over somepony" 'holy fuck if they all say somepony i'm going to...' I stop myself there before I start my mental rant. "OK fine with me we have plenty of spare room, we have the couches in the living room,a guest room and uhhh... fuck, those are all we have to sleep on so have fun, anyways I will give you a tour of the house" i’m happy that I have my own room. I lead them downstairs "This is the basement, we have a storage room, tornado shelter, and armory" I say as they take a few seconds to look around before i lead them to the middle floor of our two story house. "This is the ground floor, we have a dining room, kitchen, living room, bathroom, Workout room, and my room just down the hall" I say as Rainbows ears perk up at that last one. "Whats in your room" she said's as I sigh and lead them toward my room, as soon as we reach it I open the door and all you see in there is a king sized bed, TV with an xbox hooked up to it, a desk with a computer hooked up to it, really not the most exiting room but it suits me "You sleep on that alone?" Twilight asks with an eyebrow raised and her arms crossed 'Holy shit she is nosy'. "Yea its comfortable, sometimes my dog sleeps at me feet though so the extra room doesn’t go to waste” I say as I lead them out of the room. As I lead them upstairs I hear them mumbling about something “Okay, this is the second floor, there is a bathroom, guest room, a empty room, and my roommates room” We actually have a two weed plants in the empty room but they are very well hidden. ‘Idea’ “Hey you wanna see something funny” I wispier to Rainbow as she is the only one who I think will laugh at this. I grab an air horn and tape down the trigger than quickly open up Johns door and throw it inside, I quickly run down the stairs laughing. Just as the noise becomes quiet again I hear from upstairs “YOU FUCKING DICK!” before I sit down on the couch with a laugh. “Well then, now that i’m here... piss off” I say directing that towards Twilight, she knows that i’m directing it towards her too. “Fine, Fluttershy do you want to watch over them until the princesses get here?” Twilight asks her seemingly staring her down, Fluttershy just as her name suggests starts to hide behind her hair. “Ummm... no... Mr Bear got a cold yesterday so I want to watch over him... if that’s ok...” She said’s stuttering on a few words ‘Wow she is shy’. “Okay then Rainbow, you have the week off, you can watch over them” she said’s while opening the door, as her and Fluttershy leave she groans and sits down next to me, arms crossed. “Don’t worry ‘bout it, we have tons of stuff to do here, you ever play video games?” I say grabbing two controllers off of the dining room table and turning the TV on. “I have played video games before, but those are for fillies and colts, they are too easy and not cool” she saids as I let out a laugh as I hand her a controller. “I have a few that you may like, you like violent games uhhh... try out battlefield 1, if you dont think its violent enough I always have Doom” I say clinking on battlefield one. “Fine I’ll play, don’t think i’m on your good side though, I may eat meat, but I only eat fish” She said’s as I start up the first mission for her. “don’t matter to me, I think you will like normal meat, because its the only meat we have here, fish taste like shit” I say as I watch her learn the controls amused. Author's Note Well got it done, and its 1am, i’m not waking up on time for school today noice. Also, on the 8 dislikes (Currently) thanks for giving your reasons why in the comments (This is sarcasm) Chapter 4-10:30am Day 1 in Ponyville- -Nathans POV- ‘Its nice to wake up on the couch... WITH A FUCKING CYAN PONY LAYING ON YOU’ I groan in my head as I remember why i’m not in my bed (No we didn’t smash you dirty boy) she loved the games that I have on the consoles, so much so that she made me stay up till around 4am playing video games with her. ‘I can’t fuckin get up cus she is laying on my lap’ I slowly lift her head up as I get up and so slowly put her head back down on a pillow ‘I feel like Indiana Jones’. ‘That could of been awkward if she woke up, probably would have gotten slapped, dodged a bullet there’ I mentally thought to myself as I go to the bathroom to take a shower, nothing wakes you up like a shower and a warm cup of coffee. After I get done showering I head to my room with a towel covering everything from the waste down and see Rainbow get off of the couch and as soon as she looks at me I can see red coming through the fur on her face. “Look its my house I can go around wearing whatever I want” I say as I start heading up the stairs toward my room to change into some shorts. After changing I head back downstairs to see Rainbow picking at some loose feathers on her wings “What are you doing?” I ask sitting down next to her. “I’m preening my wings, why aren’t you wearing a shirt?” she asks taking a glance at me while I watch her preen her wings for a few seconds. “I keep having to cut holes in the back of my shirts because of these new wings, they’re a pain in the ass” I say opening up one of my wings without even grabbing it, I can now move my wings around without touching them but I can now also feel pain in them. “YOU HAVE WINGS! I never knew, show me” she said turning to me after getting another loose feather out of her wing. As I turn my back to her she gasps “Your wings look like they have never been used, do you even preen them?” she blushes a little. “No I never preened my wings because I got them a few days ago, I woke up in my house that was in the middle of nowhere, so anyways...” I take a breath than see she is still blushing ever so slightly. “Why are you blushing, Its not like i’m showing you my dick” I say hoping she gets that kind of humor and is not sensitive about swears like those friends of hers. She chuckles nervously “Well... the size of a stallions wings are supposed to show how big his...” She stops talking as she starts fiddling with her hands looking downwards while blushing furiously. “Well... that’s something to know... anyways if you wanna shower its just down the hall to the left” I say as I get up and head to the kitchen and start making breakfast I hear an audible mumble from behind me ‘ok’. Just as I hear the shower turn on my Roommate comes downstairs and walks into the kitchen and stares at me for a second “Bro, it is just me or do you have wings” he said’s as he stares at me before rubbing his eyes. “Yea, I had them for a few days you would have known if you got up instead of sleeping through the day and gaming through the night whilst drinking up all the alcohol” I say a little mad that my roommate is leaching off of the stuff that I buy ‘that fucker ate a bag of my chips’. “OK, OK I gotcha I will finally get up off of my ass, just happy to be off of work for a little while, just enjoying myself, but I gotta ask are you just prankin me or are those real, and who is in our shower” he said’s finally taking a breath. “One of the girls that I showed you yesterday that made you go upstairs and ‘sleep’, and they are real can’t fly with em though but eh they’re cool still” I say flapping my wings once. His eyes became the size of saucers as soon as I moved my wings “That’s fuckin cool bro I wish I got me some wings” he said’s passing me and pouring himself some cereal. “Well its more of a curse if anything, they sprout out randomly, its just like being a teenager” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) as soon as I say that Rainbow pokes her head out with a towel covering herself. “Uhhh... Nathan do you have any clothes that’s for mares, I’m kinda too used to showering at my house and don’t have a clean pair of clothes” she said’s peeking her head out from behind the door. “Yea sure my room is just right beside the bathroom” I half yell before John pokes me in the side, and Rainbow goes to my room and closes the door. “Bro what the fuck, I thought that one of my drinks was spiked with some hardcore shit that’s why I went upstairs, what the fuck is that!?” He said’s whisper shouting at me while pointing a the now closed door. “I dunno dude, but her friend almost killed me with some weird magic, I don’t wanna die so I kinda just went along with what she said” I say hoping he would get what it is like to get shot at by a fucking lazer beam. “So anyways what’s up, I wake up and we are in the middle of a field just outside a small town” John said’s to me taing another bite of his cereal. “Well that girl that has magic that I was telling you ‘bout is making us stay in the house until the princesses get here in a few days to question us” John just sighs at the fact that we are going to have to stay inside for a few days. “Well fuck... i’m going to go play games on my computer, wanna play on a LAN connection?” he asks me while handing me a beer, I push it away. “A beer in the morning dude, your going to have a real shitty day , but eh I am going to reck you anyways” I say as I get up and head to my room as I hear him groan and head upstairs to his room. Once I get to the door I knock on it “You done getting dressed?” I asked waiting for a reply and hear a little bit of shuffling in the room. “1 second... OK i’m done” I hear her say as she opens the door, She is wearing my grey hoodie with it zipped up just above her breasts, and some black sweat pants. “OK, i’m going to play video games with John on my computer” I say as i’m just about to walk past her she grabs my hand and pulls me back to her. “And what am I going to do? I’m supposed to be watching you guys and all you have been doing is playing video games and sleeping” she said’s and I see what she is getting at, she is bored I would be too if I was in her situation. “OK fine, how about we play a board game, I know it sounds boring but we got a few good ones if you wanna play with us” I say as she frowns. “Fine, we will play until Twilight gets here to check up on you guys” she said’s while grabbing a phone out of the pocket in her old clothes giving me a good view of her rear. “Yea... uhhh... i’ll go get John” I say as I leave the room quickly, and go to my roommates room. I tap John on the shoulder “Dude, Rainbows bored so I said we will play a board game, how ‘bout Risk” I say as he groans, gets up and starts going down the stairs. Rainbow is already waiting at the dining room table on her... phone, never knew they had those thought they where not advanced enough to know what a gun is, or else Twilight would have took it away from me. John sits across from Rainbow “Nathans friend, we are going to loose, I only won against him once because I started off with a full country” I chuckle at that, truth is he is just a really shit strategist. “OK, I bet I can beat him on my first try, If I lose i’ll buy you a glass of applejacks hard cider” She said’s giving me a cocky smile. “Sure, your loss” I say getting done setting up the board. Author's Note I feel like I talked about games too much this chapter, just trying to show you what they did in their free time. Don’t worry next chapter they will meet the ponys of ponyville so it wont be as boring. Chapter 5-POV Nathan- -1:15pm 1st Day in Ponyville- Well, I guess i’m getting a free hard cider because I just stomped on them “Well told you” Is all I said and Rainbowdash was visibly getting angry. Just as she was about to say something, someone knocked on the door ‘Fuck’ is the first thing that came to mind as Rainbow went to go get the door. My dog ran up to me and started barking while going in circles “You wanna go for a walk?” I ask Rex as he gives a bark. “Okay one second, lets see if twilight’ll let me” I say as I get up from the chair and start to walk to the door, Rex following closely behind me panting. Once I get within hearing range of the door I see Rainbow talking to Twilight and four others with an inward groan I walk up to them with a fake smile on my face “Hello, who are these people Rainbow” I say to Rainbow, she turns around with a big smile on her face. “Twilight said you and John don’t need me to watch you anymore, after I said all you guys are doing is playing video games and sleeping, now you owe me one” She said nudging me with her shoulder. “Oh that’s cool because this dog needs a walk, but before that who are these people?” I ask Rainbow as she looks back to them and smiles before pointing to one of them. “This is Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie pie, and Fluttershy who you already met” She said’s pointing to them as she said’s their names. “Well nice to meet you girls, but if you don’t mind, your kinda in my house and i’m going to take Rex here for a walk” gesturing to Rex. “Fine, but take somepony with you, we don’t need another accident happening to somepony else from out of town” Twilight said’s before Rainbow volunteers. “I’ll go, I know him the best and i’m kinda bored of being in this house for two days” She said’s grabbing ahold of my arm. The farm pony called applejack looked at us for a second “Is there anything y’all should tell us ‘bout Rainbow” The farm pony said’s before Rainbow lets go of my arm quickly. “No, I just... We are friends, so I think I should show him around Ponyville while you girls work, Right Nathan” Rainbow said’s directing all the attention towards me ‘Nice move Rainbow’ I sarcastically think to myself. “Yea I think that’s a good idea, don’t really know any of you girls but Rainbow was here for two days sooo...” hoping they would get the idea, but of course one of them has to overreact. The pink one takes in a deep breath of air as Rainbow groans and facepalms “RAINBOW HAS A CRUSH, RAINBOW HAS A CRUSH, RAINBOW HAS A CR-” just as she is about to say it again twilight casts a spell on her mouth so she cant talk. “Well on that note i’m going to take Rex on a walk, go bug John, Rainbow lead the way” I say as I walk past the girls and head outside, Rainbow straight behind me. Just as we walk outside Rainbow coughs to get my attention “Ponyville is this way” Rainbow said’s as she points to a small town about 1 km away. As we start walking Rainbow is fiddling with her hands “Whats up, did that Pinky girl embarrass you in front of all your friends?” I ask while we start to cross a bridge, Rex running around ahead of us trying to catch birds. “Uhhh... yea you could say that...” she said’s as she has her hair covering one of her eyes like Fluttershy. “OK, whats up, what happened your acting all weird, not chill like you usually do” I ask straight up getting to the point. She mumbles something that I can’t quite hear “Didn’t hear what you said, speak up” I say getting irritated seeing her like this. “I LIKE YOU OK” She said’s quite loud before she just realizes what she said as her head turns dark red ‘Well that was unexpected’ I think to myself as I start to walk up to her as she opens her wings ready to take off. I am just about to say something before she quickly turns towards me, puts both her hands on the sides of my face and gives me a deep kiss on the outside I seem a little shocked but on the inside i’m freaking the fuck out ‘HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T KNOW SHE LIKED ME LIKE THIS’ is the first thing that comes to mind. I put my arms around her back as we kiss, after I feel like i’m about to suffocate we both let each other go “Well... That was... something” I say at I take a breath of fresh air. After a few moments of awkwardness between us Rainbow ask's “Does this mean that we are... you know... dating” as I can feel the tension between us already ‘If I say no that will probably ruin our friendship and any chances of getting with her later if I change my mind and well there is no humans other than me and John so... fuck it’. “Yea... I guess it does, i’m just thinking about how to tell John this...” She looks at the ground worried. “How about we keep this between you and me for as long as we can” She said’s looking at me in the eyes. "Why?" I ask curious as to why she would want to keep all her friends in the dark about this. “Well to put it bluntly, pony's don’t like other species, my friend Gilda left Equestria because of how xenophobic it is here” She said’s as she walks up to me and leans on the rail of the small bridge were on. "Yea, I know what you mean, how about we go to the town now, like we where supposed to" I say standing up straight. "Ok well what are you waiting for lets go" Rainbow said's enthusiastically as she grabs my hand and starts walking with me 'Way to keep it quiet' I think to myself but to be honest I don't really care much if people see us. Author's Note Well.. dunno what to say... it was decent Chapter 6-Nathans POV- "Well that's... a really fucking small town" I say out loud as Rainbow lets go of my hand and we start walking toward the town. As we are just about to cross a bridge I see a sign that said's WELCOME TO PONYVILLE 'that's a creative name' I think to myself. "So John, if you see no-pony around here that's because they have never seen you before so don't mind it" with a small nod from me we cross he bridge leading towards the middle of ponyville. As we get into the town we see no-one and "Wow you weren't joking" I say as Rainbow grabs my hand and leads me towards a gingerbread house. "Where are we going?" I ask Rainbow as we start are getting close to the dark house house, she said's nothing, before I can question her more she leads me inside the dark ginger bread house. As soon as we get inside the lights turn on and blind me for a second, I quickly grab my pistol but hear a loud "SUPRISE" come from all around me 'Well wasn't what I expected'. Just as I open my eyes I can see all these 'ponys' all around me looking at me, some with fear, some with curiosity "Uhhhh... Hi, i'm Nathan" I say, I fucking hate getting put on the spot. I look at Rainbow the words 'HELP' painted all over my face as she nods and half speaks half yells "This is a party where is the music" just as she said's the last word some dubstep comes on 'not my kind of music but whatever'. Everyone visibly relaxes a bit and not all the attention is on me "Thanks for that, what you wanna now?" I have no idea what to do because I never went to party put on by others, didn't have time. "Wanna dance?" she said's to me 'Yea I haven't danced scene I was 7 years old, I feel so weird dancing so I just stopped'. "I'm all good, not much of a dancer, how about we just go to a booth and talk?" I ask spotting a booth nearby. She nods as we start walking to the booth, on the way there I got some nasty looks but didn't mind, as long as they're not being an annoying cunt I don't care what people, or pony's do. Once we sit down we have some small talk, after a little while Rainbow waves one of her friends over, the girl she waves over has purple hair, and is white, the purple ones friend walks with her "Hello Rarity, Applejack meet Nathan, Nathan meet Rarity and Applejack" Rainbow introduces us as I shake both of they're hands and move over so they can sit down. "Oh my gosh Nathan, what happened to your fur!" Rarity said's quite loud after she sees my face under my hoodie, just as she yelled the music stopped playing and every head in the room turned to me 'fuck'. "I don't have any fur, i'm not a pony, i'm a human" I say as I hear some gasps and eve a scream in the crowd 'well thats kinda fucked, I don't have fur, besides that we look almost the exact same'. after that the music slowly comes back on and everyone still seems tense, especially around me "*Sigh* well anyways thanks for that... wait a second, aren't you the girl that I left with John, where is he" Just as I get done saying that Joan comes through the door and sees everyone than spots me to the side. "Hey dude whats up you fuckin dickhead" common way to greet your friends in my group of friends, just as he walks over to me I hear some gasps in the audience people mumbling stuff about him being 'foul-mouthed'. "Hey whats up my dude" I say as he sits down and chuckles a little bit as Rarity is covering her mouth with her hand and Applejack is just glaring at us. "How dare you swear in front of a lady" Rarity said's looking at me and John, I look over at him and him back at me, I can see from the corner of my eye a crowd looking at me. "Why are they looking at us like that" I ask Rainbow as she just face palms and sighs before answering. "Pony's don't swear like other races, most pony's are very sensitive about that stuff, I didn't care because I am friends with lots of the other races" she finishes off, I look over and see "Well that wasn't very nice, I assume you must be Nathan and John, I have heard a lot about you two" a white 6 foot mare comes out of the crowd wearing a crown giving us a curious look. Just as she walks in the music turn off and everyone bows except me, John and Twilight "What are you doing, bow in front of the princess" Twilight said's in a stern voice to me coming out from behind Celestia. "No." I fucking hate being told what to do, so much more so by Twilight, or any other kiss ass, only time it is okay to kiss ass is if your getting money, or you just need that 5% extra to pass a class in school. "Its okay Twilight, Nathan and John, please come to my castle in a few days, have a nice party everyone" she said's with a wave before fucking disappearing with a flash of white 'the fuck'. Author's Note sorry I was on a trip, couldn't update the story but dont worry it is going to get intresting soon. Chapter 7'The fuck' I just look at where she was standing "you know what bro this is fuckin weird" John whispers next to me I smile suppressing a chuckle. "I just try not to think about it, like we already got teleported out of that forest so i'm just not going to think about it" I say as I start to get out from out booth "I'm going back home" I say as I start to walk towards the door. As soon as I get outside John comes out behind me and starts to walk with me "not gunna to lie, these pones are weird, they smile too much, and are overly nice... wait your Canadian so your use to this" he said's with a chuckle. "Well its mostly just a stereotype but these pony's do bother me like the white one and the one with the purple hair, the pink one cuts people off when they are talking, and is too hyper. The purple one seems stuck up and even asked me about my clothes which pisses me off, I hate it when people try to dictate what I wear" I say he just sighs and as we go home. I look back and see the group of girls that rainbow was with coming towards us. "Speaking of which the are coming towards us" I say as I slow down to a halt, John doing the same as we stop and look back waiting for them. "Why did you leave the party after only a few minutes? The whole town came to see you" The purple one whos name was on the tip of my tongue. "I don't like party's, and neither does John so we just left to go back home" I said and noticed the one with the Orange skin look at me funny but didn't say anything. To be honest I love party's and so does John but that party seemed like a kids party, the hard cider was the only alcohol there to drink and that practically tasted like water to me (most likely because i'm part Scottish). I get taken out of my thoughts by John who simply said's "I'm goin home" as I turn my head to the sde a see him turn around and leave. 'asshole left me behind' "So why don't you like party's Nathan?" the pink one said's to me as I look back I can clearly see her hopping but her smile isn't as big as I remember. "Not my kind of party to be honest, and I didn't know anyone there other than Rainbow, and I only know her for a couple days" as the words come out of my mouth I can see her look at me with a face that just said's 'you tell the and I will kill you'. I get the message "well i'm going back to my house to hang out with John see ya later" as soon as i say that I turn to leave only to hear the purple one sigh behind me as I move out of hearing distance. As I reach the front door I get out my key but the door opens and I see John there holding the door he looks around out the door for a second "come in I think we need to talk for a minute" he said's as I walk in and hear the door shut behind me. As I sit down on the couch John sits down as well "well what you wanna talk about dude" I say making myself comfortable. He sighs "well you know how these pony's are all friendly and shit, well it got me on edge and I don't like it so I think i'm just bout to get outta dodge before shit goes south" he said's looking in my direction to see my reaction. 'fuck I don't wanna just leave yet but these pony's are overly friendly and it has me on edge' "well I see were you are coming form but we can't just up and leave we got our house here and i'm not going to be fuckin homeless, so unless you have an alternative suggestion I am not going with you" I say as he grins. "Well you see I actually might have a plan for that, I was walking to the gay party when all of a sudden something got inside of my head and started talking to me it said for me to cause a little but of chaos and it would grant me a wish within reason, AND NO I WAS NOT ON DRUGS" he said's noticing me looking at him funny. 'well this seems like bullshit but chaos is so easy to create I will give John the benefit of the doubt and try it out' "fine I will try it out but what did this 'voice' say to do anything specific?" I say giving air quotes. John sighs "he said anything that will put the town on edge so I have an idea, how about we go put one of the rabbits on a flagpole or something, its all fine with us because there is not so much meat left on them cus your dumbass used a high caliber sniper on them, and because its jackrabbits, their meat is too stringy, its a win-win, for us anyway" as soon as he said that I let out a sigh and facepalmed. "fine you can do that but i'm not helping you I have plans for later tonight" I say, as soon as the words leave my mouth he laughs. "what are you going to smash that rainbow haired girl you been hanging out with, I see the way you look at her you wanna smash that" i can feel my face heat up. He laughs so hard he falls on the ground clutching his gut, after he recovers he looks at me with a wide grin "ok, ok, ok fine I will do it myself but you owe me for this, if i'm gunna be doing this alone while you are hitting it from behind you owe me BIG time" as soon as he said's that someone knocks on the door. Chapter 1Author's Note This is what the mane 6 look like They have 4 fingers and 1 thumb btw Chapter 1 -Nathan- -12:45pm- I wake up and take a look around me, I see concrete walls around me and am on a stiff bed, John is on a blow up mattress on the floor, and my dog is sleeping in a computer chair in computer chair, he hurt his paw last week so now he was just healing up down here. I get up and walk quietly towards the hatch careful not to make any noise, once I get there I open the hatch to the tornado shelter slowly as to not make any noise that might wake them up, John gets real angry when I wake him up while he his hungover and blame it on me, not my fault I only had two beers and he had five. Once the hatch is half way open I let out a huff as I push it outwards opening it fully while the hatch makes next to no sound 'thank god' I say to myself mentally. I go upstairs to the 1st floor and open up one of the window shields and quickly close my eyes as the sunlight assaults my eyes 'Holy Fuck that's bright', I slowly open my eyes to get them adjusted to the fierce light. Once my eyes have adjusted to the suns rays I see a forest outside 'what the fuck there wasn't a forest near us within a whole 50 miles' I look around than put the window shield up again and head to the second floor trying not to trip because we aren't using our reserve power for lights, open up one of the window shields and see a whole forest ahead of me and right over the treeline I see the very top of a mountain. My inner explorer kicks in and I immediately run down the stairs toward the basement (quietly), go to my room and change into a black tank top, grey shorts, and a black sweater, but I notice that my sweater isn't touching my back so I can't properly put it on, I move over to a mirror in my room, take my sweater off and look at my back and notice I have black wings... wait. -10 Minutes later- I grabbed my wings again and pulled but all they would do is extend, then I felt a slight bit of pain in an unknown part of my body, my eyes shoot open as both my wings sprout out as I feel this pain in one of my wings. I look at them in the mirror and think to myself 'How will the John react to this... fuck it I want to go to bed' as I grab scissors and cut two holes in the back of my sweater then put it on. I go down to my room and lay down 'fuck it I will explore at night, I only got 3 hours of sleep'. -9 Hours later- -8:45pm- I wake up to shuffling beside me, I slowly open my eyes and see my dog (German Shepard) sitting down right in front of the bed staring at me "*Groan* what, you want a walk" I say as I sit up and rub my eyes, with a bark my dog (rex) stands on all fours and walks outside of the room. I look toward my clock and see it is 8:46pm "fuckin dog wants to go outside at 8:46pm" with a groan I get a grey blank tank top on (after i gut two small holes in the back) and some black gym shorts 'good enough' I say mentally as I grab my m9 berretta from a small table In my room and head to the armoury in the tornado shelter. once I get to the armoury I grab one of the three military grade bags, this one has a canteen, binoculars, GPS, lighter, first aid kit, walkie talkie, and a few extra magazines for my M9. After I grab the bag I grab a M416 assault rifle with a suppressor and a reflex sight hanging on a nearby wall, along with three extra magazines of 30 bullets and pput the bag on my back 'HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS' is the first thing that comes to mind as i quickly take off the bag. 'Fuck it i will go outside with only the beretta and a few clips' I think to myself as I go to the table and write down on a sheet of paper 'I went out to explore, fix up the house while I'm gone - Nathan' and put a 2nd walkie talkie down next to it. I walk upstairs and see my dog waiting at the door "when did you get so smart" i say to him only for him to bark at me. I open the door walk a few steps before looking back, closing the door, and setting my GPS to lead me back to the house. I run off into the woods M9 in hand, I walk for about 10 minutes before I see a weird wolf thing laying on the ground, as I get closer I notice that it is made out of wood "who leaves a wooden sculpture out in the woods" I say to myself out loud, but it gets up and looks at me with a snarl forming on its face, its green eyes glaring at me as I raise my gun towards it, it pounces and tries to claw me but instead gets the gun out of my hand, I open my holster and get out my M9 aim it and fire, tree sap splatters everywhere behind it as it falls to the ground lifeless. I let out a sigh of relief as I poke it with my foot, take another look at it before I take off into another direction 'what the fuck was that thing'.
Prologue-Nathans POV- "Nathan get up" I hear to my side, I groan and pull my pillow over my head. I hear my roommate do something to my side, I slowly open one eye to see him holding an air horn. "NO!" I yell, he snickers than puts it in his pocket. His name is John one of my high school friends and roommate, we met on the football team and quickly became friends. He is 6 foot 3, has dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, large muscles, white skin, 25 years old, and is American. I am 6 foot 4, have dark brown hair, brown eyes, Large muscles (slightly bigger than my other roommate), 23 years old, tanned white, and am Canadian. "Ok, what do you want" I say a little irritated that he woke me up at... I look at the clock and it is 7:30am. "John, why did you wake me up at 7:30" I went to sleep at 3am because I was playing my computer all night. "Because we need to stock up on stuff before that hurricane comes over, bends us over and-" nope not having any of that. "OK!" I say fast "Is the car started?" I am a very good driver , but I would like to have John drive because I feel like shit. "Yea the truck waiting for us" fuck we are in a lot of debt because we bought a lot of dumb shit for example more than one truck. "which one" I say with a bit of confusion, when we moved into the same house we also got a huge garage that can fill 3 cars and a mini repair shop, we have a 2017 Ram 3500, 2012 Chevrolet Silverado lifted. Mustang, Kawasaki Ninja H2R, dirt bike, and a quad yep we are getting harassed a lot. "The Ram obviously" he said while slowly getting up and heading to the door. "Ok, I will be ready in a minute just get to the car, but we are going to Tim Horton's for a coffee before anything". "Why not Starbucks, you Canadian fuck" I hate Starbucks, it isn't as good as Tim Hortons. "Because the coffee at Starbucks taste like ass compared to Tim Hortons" I say while getting up, groaning. -3 Hours Later- I just got done getting all of the solar panels off of the roof and into the garage when it started getting windy 'this wind is fucking insane' I said to myself mentally as the neighbours garden gnome flew past me. I quickly ran back inside afraid to be hit by keemstar "Nathan help me get the shields over the windows" John said as he is frantically pulling the metal shields over the windows, I run over and start to help. After about ten minutes of running to the garage outside and back to the windows with the metal shields for them we got done putting the window shields over the windows of out two story house, I run to the tornado shelter with my roommate following me and close the hatch once John is done getting inside. After a little bit of settling down we relax a little "So what do you think about some Catan?" I say as I grab board game of the desk inside the shelter. As I hear him sit down behind me in one of the bean bag chairs around the small table in the middle of the room. "Pepsi?" I say as I get one out of the mini fridge we have down here, we have a lot of stuff we stock up on because John thinks the apocalypse will come one day, he said that he wouldn't move in with me if we didn't buy extra stuff for his paranoia, I reluctantly agreed because I'm in a lot of debt and need some of that greasy money. So now inside this mini tornado shelter we have some rations that will last 3 months to a year once opened, a water purifier, 5 jugs of water, some basic furniture, a medical room attached, and a armoury. Our armoury has our guns, armour, melee weapons along with some military bags, MREs, and some weed (because me and John get bored sometimes) that we got because of one of Johns more questionable friends. "You sober bastard, get us BEER!" with a groan I grab us both some ass in a bottle. I walked back towards him with two beers on hand, put them down on the table and grab my IPhone, and start playing some music to drown out the sound of the brutal winds outside, I smile as John starts to shuffle the cards. Author's Note Sorry if that was short, this is my first fanfiction that I will go through with so if you hate it with a burning passion at least tell me why so i can try to fix it. Also my humor is a little bit fucked and toward the darker side of things.
Chapter 3-Nathan- -8:00am- A we walk inside my house we see my dog growling at twilight with a small laugh I flick and he sits 'dog knows a crazy bitch when he sees one' he looks over at fluttershy, than at Rainbow. As soon as he looks at Rainbow he gives a happy bark, gets up and walks over to her "He likes you" I say as Fluttershy and Rainbow start to pet him. "So i'm going to teleport your house to Ponyville now" Twilight said's, before I can say anything there is a bright white flash, as soon as I can see again I puke in my mouth before swallowing it down (I hate moping the floors) feel dizzy and have to lean against a wall. 'I hate you' I mumble under my breath as I hear a loud noise upstairs "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING I'M TRYING TO FUCK’IN JERK OFF!" John yells from upstairs as I burst out in laughter, the only one that was laughing with me was Rainbow, I like a girl that gets some good humor. "Well then... now that we are here where is this princess?" I say going to the kitchen and putting the rabbit on the counter. "She is in Canterlot, it will take her a few days to get here, until then we will then we will watch over you to make sure you do not do anything wrong or illegal" Twilight tells me as she tries to pet Rex only for him to growl at her making her pull her hand back. "Fine, so when will you come check up on us" I say fearing that if I disagree i'm going to get my balls cut off by this crazy bitch’s magic. "No, we will be watching you full time, one of us will be watching you at a time, but you will be staying at your house until the Princesses get here" Twilight said's as I hear a groan come from Rainbow. "But Twi, this is during my vacation, I want to relax, not be watching over somepony" 'holy fuck if they all say somepony i'm going to...' I stop myself there before I start my mental rant. "OK fine with me we have plenty of spare room, we have the couches in the living room,a guest room and uhhh... fuck, those are all we have to sleep on so have fun, anyways I will give you a tour of the house" i’m happy that I have my own room. I lead them downstairs "This is the basement, we have a storage room, tornado shelter, and armory" I say as they take a few seconds to look around before i lead them to the middle floor of our two story house. "This is the ground floor, we have a dining room, kitchen, living room, bathroom, Workout room, and my room just down the hall" I say as Rainbows ears perk up at that last one. "Whats in your room" she said's as I sigh and lead them toward my room, as soon as we reach it I open the door and all you see in there is a king sized bed, TV with an xbox hooked up to it, a desk with a computer hooked up to it, really not the most exiting room but it suits me "You sleep on that alone?" Twilight asks with an eyebrow raised and her arms crossed 'Holy shit she is nosy'. "Yea its comfortable, sometimes my dog sleeps at me feet though so the extra room doesn’t go to waste” I say as I lead them out of the room. As I lead them upstairs I hear them mumbling about something “Okay, this is the second floor, there is a bathroom, guest room, a empty room, and my roommates room” We actually have a two weed plants in the empty room but they are very well hidden. ‘Idea’ “Hey you wanna see something funny” I wispier to Rainbow as she is the only one who I think will laugh at this. I grab an air horn and tape down the trigger than quickly open up Johns door and throw it inside, I quickly run down the stairs laughing. Just as the noise becomes quiet again I hear from upstairs “YOU FUCKING DICK!” before I sit down on the couch with a laugh. “Well then, now that i’m here... piss off” I say directing that towards Twilight, she knows that i’m directing it towards her too. “Fine, Fluttershy do you want to watch over them until the princesses get here?” Twilight asks her seemingly staring her down, Fluttershy just as her name suggests starts to hide behind her hair. “Ummm... no... Mr Bear got a cold yesterday so I want to watch over him... if that’s ok...” She said’s stuttering on a few words ‘Wow she is shy’. “Okay then Rainbow, you have the week off, you can watch over them” she said’s while opening the door, as her and Fluttershy leave she groans and sits down next to me, arms crossed. “Don’t worry ‘bout it, we have tons of stuff to do here, you ever play video games?” I say grabbing two controllers off of the dining room table and turning the TV on. “I have played video games before, but those are for fillies and colts, they are too easy and not cool” she saids as I let out a laugh as I hand her a controller. “I have a few that you may like, you like violent games uhhh... try out battlefield 1, if you dont think its violent enough I always have Doom” I say clinking on battlefield one. “Fine I’ll play, don’t think i’m on your good side though, I may eat meat, but I only eat fish” She said’s as I start up the first mission for her. “don’t matter to me, I think you will like normal meat, because its the only meat we have here, fish taste like shit” I say as I watch her learn the controls amused. Author's Note Well got it done, and its 1am, i’m not waking up on time for school today noice. Also, on the 8 dislikes (Currently) thanks for giving your reasons why in the comments (This is sarcasm)
Chapter 4-10:30am Day 1 in Ponyville- -Nathans POV- ‘Its nice to wake up on the couch... WITH A FUCKING CYAN PONY LAYING ON YOU’ I groan in my head as I remember why i’m not in my bed (No we didn’t smash you dirty boy) she loved the games that I have on the consoles, so much so that she made me stay up till around 4am playing video games with her. ‘I can’t fuckin get up cus she is laying on my lap’ I slowly lift her head up as I get up and so slowly put her head back down on a pillow ‘I feel like Indiana Jones’. ‘That could of been awkward if she woke up, probably would have gotten slapped, dodged a bullet there’ I mentally thought to myself as I go to the bathroom to take a shower, nothing wakes you up like a shower and a warm cup of coffee. After I get done showering I head to my room with a towel covering everything from the waste down and see Rainbow get off of the couch and as soon as she looks at me I can see red coming through the fur on her face. “Look its my house I can go around wearing whatever I want” I say as I start heading up the stairs toward my room to change into some shorts. After changing I head back downstairs to see Rainbow picking at some loose feathers on her wings “What are you doing?” I ask sitting down next to her. “I’m preening my wings, why aren’t you wearing a shirt?” she asks taking a glance at me while I watch her preen her wings for a few seconds. “I keep having to cut holes in the back of my shirts because of these new wings, they’re a pain in the ass” I say opening up one of my wings without even grabbing it, I can now move my wings around without touching them but I can now also feel pain in them. “YOU HAVE WINGS! I never knew, show me” she said turning to me after getting another loose feather out of her wing. As I turn my back to her she gasps “Your wings look like they have never been used, do you even preen them?” she blushes a little. “No I never preened my wings because I got them a few days ago, I woke up in my house that was in the middle of nowhere, so anyways...” I take a breath than see she is still blushing ever so slightly. “Why are you blushing, Its not like i’m showing you my dick” I say hoping she gets that kind of humor and is not sensitive about swears like those friends of hers. She chuckles nervously “Well... the size of a stallions wings are supposed to show how big his...” She stops talking as she starts fiddling with her hands looking downwards while blushing furiously. “Well... that’s something to know... anyways if you wanna shower its just down the hall to the left” I say as I get up and head to the kitchen and start making breakfast I hear an audible mumble from behind me ‘ok’. Just as I hear the shower turn on my Roommate comes downstairs and walks into the kitchen and stares at me for a second “Bro, it is just me or do you have wings” he said’s as he stares at me before rubbing his eyes. “Yea, I had them for a few days you would have known if you got up instead of sleeping through the day and gaming through the night whilst drinking up all the alcohol” I say a little mad that my roommate is leaching off of the stuff that I buy ‘that fucker ate a bag of my chips’. “OK, OK I gotcha I will finally get up off of my ass, just happy to be off of work for a little while, just enjoying myself, but I gotta ask are you just prankin me or are those real, and who is in our shower” he said’s finally taking a breath. “One of the girls that I showed you yesterday that made you go upstairs and ‘sleep’, and they are real can’t fly with em though but eh they’re cool still” I say flapping my wings once. His eyes became the size of saucers as soon as I moved my wings “That’s fuckin cool bro I wish I got me some wings” he said’s passing me and pouring himself some cereal. “Well its more of a curse if anything, they sprout out randomly, its just like being a teenager” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) as soon as I say that Rainbow pokes her head out with a towel covering herself. “Uhhh... Nathan do you have any clothes that’s for mares, I’m kinda too used to showering at my house and don’t have a clean pair of clothes” she said’s peeking her head out from behind the door. “Yea sure my room is just right beside the bathroom” I half yell before John pokes me in the side, and Rainbow goes to my room and closes the door. “Bro what the fuck, I thought that one of my drinks was spiked with some hardcore shit that’s why I went upstairs, what the fuck is that!?” He said’s whisper shouting at me while pointing a the now closed door. “I dunno dude, but her friend almost killed me with some weird magic, I don’t wanna die so I kinda just went along with what she said” I say hoping he would get what it is like to get shot at by a fucking lazer beam. “So anyways what’s up, I wake up and we are in the middle of a field just outside a small town” John said’s to me taing another bite of his cereal. “Well that girl that has magic that I was telling you ‘bout is making us stay in the house until the princesses get here in a few days to question us” John just sighs at the fact that we are going to have to stay inside for a few days. “Well fuck... i’m going to go play games on my computer, wanna play on a LAN connection?” he asks me while handing me a beer, I push it away. “A beer in the morning dude, your going to have a real shitty day , but eh I am going to reck you anyways” I say as I get up and head to my room as I hear him groan and head upstairs to his room. Once I get to the door I knock on it “You done getting dressed?” I asked waiting for a reply and hear a little bit of shuffling in the room. “1 second... OK i’m done” I hear her say as she opens the door, She is wearing my grey hoodie with it zipped up just above her breasts, and some black sweat pants. “OK, i’m going to play video games with John on my computer” I say as i’m just about to walk past her she grabs my hand and pulls me back to her. “And what am I going to do? I’m supposed to be watching you guys and all you have been doing is playing video games and sleeping” she said’s and I see what she is getting at, she is bored I would be too if I was in her situation. “OK fine, how about we play a board game, I know it sounds boring but we got a few good ones if you wanna play with us” I say as she frowns. “Fine, we will play until Twilight gets here to check up on you guys” she said’s while grabbing a phone out of the pocket in her old clothes giving me a good view of her rear. “Yea... uhhh... i’ll go get John” I say as I leave the room quickly, and go to my roommates room. I tap John on the shoulder “Dude, Rainbows bored so I said we will play a board game, how ‘bout Risk” I say as he groans, gets up and starts going down the stairs. Rainbow is already waiting at the dining room table on her... phone, never knew they had those thought they where not advanced enough to know what a gun is, or else Twilight would have took it away from me. John sits across from Rainbow “Nathans friend, we are going to loose, I only won against him once because I started off with a full country” I chuckle at that, truth is he is just a really shit strategist. “OK, I bet I can beat him on my first try, If I lose i’ll buy you a glass of applejacks hard cider” She said’s giving me a cocky smile. “Sure, your loss” I say getting done setting up the board. Author's Note I feel like I talked about games too much this chapter, just trying to show you what they did in their free time. Don’t worry next chapter they will meet the ponys of ponyville so it wont be as boring.
Chapter 5-POV Nathan- -1:15pm 1st Day in Ponyville- Well, I guess i’m getting a free hard cider because I just stomped on them “Well told you” Is all I said and Rainbowdash was visibly getting angry. Just as she was about to say something, someone knocked on the door ‘Fuck’ is the first thing that came to mind as Rainbow went to go get the door. My dog ran up to me and started barking while going in circles “You wanna go for a walk?” I ask Rex as he gives a bark. “Okay one second, lets see if twilight’ll let me” I say as I get up from the chair and start to walk to the door, Rex following closely behind me panting. Once I get within hearing range of the door I see Rainbow talking to Twilight and four others with an inward groan I walk up to them with a fake smile on my face “Hello, who are these people Rainbow” I say to Rainbow, she turns around with a big smile on her face. “Twilight said you and John don’t need me to watch you anymore, after I said all you guys are doing is playing video games and sleeping, now you owe me one” She said nudging me with her shoulder. “Oh that’s cool because this dog needs a walk, but before that who are these people?” I ask Rainbow as she looks back to them and smiles before pointing to one of them. “This is Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie pie, and Fluttershy who you already met” She said’s pointing to them as she said’s their names. “Well nice to meet you girls, but if you don’t mind, your kinda in my house and i’m going to take Rex here for a walk” gesturing to Rex. “Fine, but take somepony with you, we don’t need another accident happening to somepony else from out of town” Twilight said’s before Rainbow volunteers. “I’ll go, I know him the best and i’m kinda bored of being in this house for two days” She said’s grabbing ahold of my arm. The farm pony called applejack looked at us for a second “Is there anything y’all should tell us ‘bout Rainbow” The farm pony said’s before Rainbow lets go of my arm quickly. “No, I just... We are friends, so I think I should show him around Ponyville while you girls work, Right Nathan” Rainbow said’s directing all the attention towards me ‘Nice move Rainbow’ I sarcastically think to myself. “Yea I think that’s a good idea, don’t really know any of you girls but Rainbow was here for two days sooo...” hoping they would get the idea, but of course one of them has to overreact. The pink one takes in a deep breath of air as Rainbow groans and facepalms “RAINBOW HAS A CRUSH, RAINBOW HAS A CRUSH, RAINBOW HAS A CR-” just as she is about to say it again twilight casts a spell on her mouth so she cant talk. “Well on that note i’m going to take Rex on a walk, go bug John, Rainbow lead the way” I say as I walk past the girls and head outside, Rainbow straight behind me. Just as we walk outside Rainbow coughs to get my attention “Ponyville is this way” Rainbow said’s as she points to a small town about 1 km away. As we start walking Rainbow is fiddling with her hands “Whats up, did that Pinky girl embarrass you in front of all your friends?” I ask while we start to cross a bridge, Rex running around ahead of us trying to catch birds. “Uhhh... yea you could say that...” she said’s as she has her hair covering one of her eyes like Fluttershy. “OK, whats up, what happened your acting all weird, not chill like you usually do” I ask straight up getting to the point. She mumbles something that I can’t quite hear “Didn’t hear what you said, speak up” I say getting irritated seeing her like this. “I LIKE YOU OK” She said’s quite loud before she just realizes what she said as her head turns dark red ‘Well that was unexpected’ I think to myself as I start to walk up to her as she opens her wings ready to take off. I am just about to say something before she quickly turns towards me, puts both her hands on the sides of my face and gives me a deep kiss on the outside I seem a little shocked but on the inside i’m freaking the fuck out ‘HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T KNOW SHE LIKED ME LIKE THIS’ is the first thing that comes to mind. I put my arms around her back as we kiss, after I feel like i’m about to suffocate we both let each other go “Well... That was... something” I say at I take a breath of fresh air. After a few moments of awkwardness between us Rainbow ask's “Does this mean that we are... you know... dating” as I can feel the tension between us already ‘If I say no that will probably ruin our friendship and any chances of getting with her later if I change my mind and well there is no humans other than me and John so... fuck it’. “Yea... I guess it does, i’m just thinking about how to tell John this...” She looks at the ground worried. “How about we keep this between you and me for as long as we can” She said’s looking at me in the eyes. "Why?" I ask curious as to why she would want to keep all her friends in the dark about this. “Well to put it bluntly, pony's don’t like other species, my friend Gilda left Equestria because of how xenophobic it is here” She said’s as she walks up to me and leans on the rail of the small bridge were on. "Yea, I know what you mean, how about we go to the town now, like we where supposed to" I say standing up straight. "Ok well what are you waiting for lets go" Rainbow said's enthusiastically as she grabs my hand and starts walking with me 'Way to keep it quiet' I think to myself but to be honest I don't really care much if people see us. Author's Note Well.. dunno what to say... it was decent
Chapter 6-Nathans POV- "Well that's... a really fucking small town" I say out loud as Rainbow lets go of my hand and we start walking toward the town. As we are just about to cross a bridge I see a sign that said's WELCOME TO PONYVILLE 'that's a creative name' I think to myself. "So John, if you see no-pony around here that's because they have never seen you before so don't mind it" with a small nod from me we cross he bridge leading towards the middle of ponyville. As we get into the town we see no-one and "Wow you weren't joking" I say as Rainbow grabs my hand and leads me towards a gingerbread house. "Where are we going?" I ask Rainbow as we start are getting close to the dark house house, she said's nothing, before I can question her more she leads me inside the dark ginger bread house. As soon as we get inside the lights turn on and blind me for a second, I quickly grab my pistol but hear a loud "SUPRISE" come from all around me 'Well wasn't what I expected'. Just as I open my eyes I can see all these 'ponys' all around me looking at me, some with fear, some with curiosity "Uhhhh... Hi, i'm Nathan" I say, I fucking hate getting put on the spot. I look at Rainbow the words 'HELP' painted all over my face as she nods and half speaks half yells "This is a party where is the music" just as she said's the last word some dubstep comes on 'not my kind of music but whatever'. Everyone visibly relaxes a bit and not all the attention is on me "Thanks for that, what you wanna now?" I have no idea what to do because I never went to party put on by others, didn't have time. "Wanna dance?" she said's to me 'Yea I haven't danced scene I was 7 years old, I feel so weird dancing so I just stopped'. "I'm all good, not much of a dancer, how about we just go to a booth and talk?" I ask spotting a booth nearby. She nods as we start walking to the booth, on the way there I got some nasty looks but didn't mind, as long as they're not being an annoying cunt I don't care what people, or pony's do. Once we sit down we have some small talk, after a little while Rainbow waves one of her friends over, the girl she waves over has purple hair, and is white, the purple ones friend walks with her "Hello Rarity, Applejack meet Nathan, Nathan meet Rarity and Applejack" Rainbow introduces us as I shake both of they're hands and move over so they can sit down. "Oh my gosh Nathan, what happened to your fur!" Rarity said's quite loud after she sees my face under my hoodie, just as she yelled the music stopped playing and every head in the room turned to me 'fuck'. "I don't have any fur, i'm not a pony, i'm a human" I say as I hear some gasps and eve a scream in the crowd 'well thats kinda fucked, I don't have fur, besides that we look almost the exact same'. after that the music slowly comes back on and everyone still seems tense, especially around me "*Sigh* well anyways thanks for that... wait a second, aren't you the girl that I left with John, where is he" Just as I get done saying that Joan comes through the door and sees everyone than spots me to the side. "Hey dude whats up you fuckin dickhead" common way to greet your friends in my group of friends, just as he walks over to me I hear some gasps in the audience people mumbling stuff about him being 'foul-mouthed'. "Hey whats up my dude" I say as he sits down and chuckles a little bit as Rarity is covering her mouth with her hand and Applejack is just glaring at us. "How dare you swear in front of a lady" Rarity said's looking at me and John, I look over at him and him back at me, I can see from the corner of my eye a crowd looking at me. "Why are they looking at us like that" I ask Rainbow as she just face palms and sighs before answering. "Pony's don't swear like other races, most pony's are very sensitive about that stuff, I didn't care because I am friends with lots of the other races" she finishes off, I look over and see "Well that wasn't very nice, I assume you must be Nathan and John, I have heard a lot about you two" a white 6 foot mare comes out of the crowd wearing a crown giving us a curious look. Just as she walks in the music turn off and everyone bows except me, John and Twilight "What are you doing, bow in front of the princess" Twilight said's in a stern voice to me coming out from behind Celestia. "No." I fucking hate being told what to do, so much more so by Twilight, or any other kiss ass, only time it is okay to kiss ass is if your getting money, or you just need that 5% extra to pass a class in school. "Its okay Twilight, Nathan and John, please come to my castle in a few days, have a nice party everyone" she said's with a wave before fucking disappearing with a flash of white 'the fuck'. Author's Note sorry I was on a trip, couldn't update the story but dont worry it is going to get intresting soon.
Chapter 7'The fuck' I just look at where she was standing "you know what bro this is fuckin weird" John whispers next to me I smile suppressing a chuckle. "I just try not to think about it, like we already got teleported out of that forest so i'm just not going to think about it" I say as I start to get out from out booth "I'm going back home" I say as I start to walk towards the door. As soon as I get outside John comes out behind me and starts to walk with me "not gunna to lie, these pones are weird, they smile too much, and are overly nice... wait your Canadian so your use to this" he said's with a chuckle. "Well its mostly just a stereotype but these pony's do bother me like the white one and the one with the purple hair, the pink one cuts people off when they are talking, and is too hyper. The purple one seems stuck up and even asked me about my clothes which pisses me off, I hate it when people try to dictate what I wear" I say he just sighs and as we go home. I look back and see the group of girls that rainbow was with coming towards us. "Speaking of which the are coming towards us" I say as I slow down to a halt, John doing the same as we stop and look back waiting for them. "Why did you leave the party after only a few minutes? The whole town came to see you" The purple one whos name was on the tip of my tongue. "I don't like party's, and neither does John so we just left to go back home" I said and noticed the one with the Orange skin look at me funny but didn't say anything. To be honest I love party's and so does John but that party seemed like a kids party, the hard cider was the only alcohol there to drink and that practically tasted like water to me (most likely because i'm part Scottish). I get taken out of my thoughts by John who simply said's "I'm goin home" as I turn my head to the sde a see him turn around and leave. 'asshole left me behind' "So why don't you like party's Nathan?" the pink one said's to me as I look back I can clearly see her hopping but her smile isn't as big as I remember. "Not my kind of party to be honest, and I didn't know anyone there other than Rainbow, and I only know her for a couple days" as the words come out of my mouth I can see her look at me with a face that just said's 'you tell the and I will kill you'. I get the message "well i'm going back to my house to hang out with John see ya later" as soon as i say that I turn to leave only to hear the purple one sigh behind me as I move out of hearing distance. As I reach the front door I get out my key but the door opens and I see John there holding the door he looks around out the door for a second "come in I think we need to talk for a minute" he said's as I walk in and hear the door shut behind me. As I sit down on the couch John sits down as well "well what you wanna talk about dude" I say making myself comfortable. He sighs "well you know how these pony's are all friendly and shit, well it got me on edge and I don't like it so I think i'm just bout to get outta dodge before shit goes south" he said's looking in my direction to see my reaction. 'fuck I don't wanna just leave yet but these pony's are overly friendly and it has me on edge' "well I see were you are coming form but we can't just up and leave we got our house here and i'm not going to be fuckin homeless, so unless you have an alternative suggestion I am not going with you" I say as he grins. "Well you see I actually might have a plan for that, I was walking to the gay party when all of a sudden something got inside of my head and started talking to me it said for me to cause a little but of chaos and it would grant me a wish within reason, AND NO I WAS NOT ON DRUGS" he said's noticing me looking at him funny. 'well this seems like bullshit but chaos is so easy to create I will give John the benefit of the doubt and try it out' "fine I will try it out but what did this 'voice' say to do anything specific?" I say giving air quotes. John sighs "he said anything that will put the town on edge so I have an idea, how about we go put one of the rabbits on a flagpole or something, its all fine with us because there is not so much meat left on them cus your dumbass used a high caliber sniper on them, and because its jackrabbits, their meat is too stringy, its a win-win, for us anyway" as soon as he said that I let out a sigh and facepalmed. "fine you can do that but i'm not helping you I have plans for later tonight" I say, as soon as the words leave my mouth he laughs. "what are you going to smash that rainbow haired girl you been hanging out with, I see the way you look at her you wanna smash that" i can feel my face heat up. He laughs so hard he falls on the ground clutching his gut, after he recovers he looks at me with a wide grin "ok, ok, ok fine I will do it myself but you owe me for this, if i'm gunna be doing this alone while you are hitting it from behind you owe me BIG time" as soon as he said's that someone knocks on the door.
Chapter 1Author's Note This is what the mane 6 look like They have 4 fingers and 1 thumb btw Chapter 1 -Nathan- -12:45pm- I wake up and take a look around me, I see concrete walls around me and am on a stiff bed, John is on a blow up mattress on the floor, and my dog is sleeping in a computer chair in computer chair, he hurt his paw last week so now he was just healing up down here. I get up and walk quietly towards the hatch careful not to make any noise, once I get there I open the hatch to the tornado shelter slowly as to not make any noise that might wake them up, John gets real angry when I wake him up while he his hungover and blame it on me, not my fault I only had two beers and he had five. Once the hatch is half way open I let out a huff as I push it outwards opening it fully while the hatch makes next to no sound 'thank god' I say to myself mentally. I go upstairs to the 1st floor and open up one of the window shields and quickly close my eyes as the sunlight assaults my eyes 'Holy Fuck that's bright', I slowly open my eyes to get them adjusted to the fierce light. Once my eyes have adjusted to the suns rays I see a forest outside 'what the fuck there wasn't a forest near us within a whole 50 miles' I look around than put the window shield up again and head to the second floor trying not to trip because we aren't using our reserve power for lights, open up one of the window shields and see a whole forest ahead of me and right over the treeline I see the very top of a mountain. My inner explorer kicks in and I immediately run down the stairs toward the basement (quietly), go to my room and change into a black tank top, grey shorts, and a black sweater, but I notice that my sweater isn't touching my back so I can't properly put it on, I move over to a mirror in my room, take my sweater off and look at my back and notice I have black wings... wait. -10 Minutes later- I grabbed my wings again and pulled but all they would do is extend, then I felt a slight bit of pain in an unknown part of my body, my eyes shoot open as both my wings sprout out as I feel this pain in one of my wings. I look at them in the mirror and think to myself 'How will the John react to this... fuck it I want to go to bed' as I grab scissors and cut two holes in the back of my sweater then put it on. I go down to my room and lay down 'fuck it I will explore at night, I only got 3 hours of sleep'. -9 Hours later- -8:45pm- I wake up to shuffling beside me, I slowly open my eyes and see my dog (German Shepard) sitting down right in front of the bed staring at me "*Groan* what, you want a walk" I say as I sit up and rub my eyes, with a bark my dog (rex) stands on all fours and walks outside of the room. I look toward my clock and see it is 8:46pm "fuckin dog wants to go outside at 8:46pm" with a groan I get a grey blank tank top on (after i gut two small holes in the back) and some black gym shorts 'good enough' I say mentally as I grab my m9 berretta from a small table In my room and head to the armoury in the tornado shelter. once I get to the armoury I grab one of the three military grade bags, this one has a canteen, binoculars, GPS, lighter, first aid kit, walkie talkie, and a few extra magazines for my M9. After I grab the bag I grab a M416 assault rifle with a suppressor and a reflex sight hanging on a nearby wall, along with three extra magazines of 30 bullets and pput the bag on my back 'HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS' is the first thing that comes to mind as i quickly take off the bag. 'Fuck it i will go outside with only the beretta and a few clips' I think to myself as I go to the table and write down on a sheet of paper 'I went out to explore, fix up the house while I'm gone - Nathan' and put a 2nd walkie talkie down next to it. I walk upstairs and see my dog waiting at the door "when did you get so smart" i say to him only for him to bark at me. I open the door walk a few steps before looking back, closing the door, and setting my GPS to lead me back to the house. I run off into the woods M9 in hand, I walk for about 10 minutes before I see a weird wolf thing laying on the ground, as I get closer I notice that it is made out of wood "who leaves a wooden sculpture out in the woods" I say to myself out loud, but it gets up and looks at me with a snarl forming on its face, its green eyes glaring at me as I raise my gun towards it, it pounces and tries to claw me but instead gets the gun out of my hand, I open my holster and get out my M9 aim it and fire, tree sap splatters everywhere behind it as it falls to the ground lifeless. I let out a sigh of relief as I poke it with my foot, take another look at it before I take off into another direction 'what the fuck was that thing'.
