-Nathan-
-8:00am-

A we walk inside my house we see my dog growling at twilight with a small laugh I flick and he sits 'dog knows a crazy bitch when he sees one' he looks over at fluttershy, than at Rainbow.

As soon as he looks at Rainbow he gives a happy bark, gets up and walks over to her "He likes you" I say as Fluttershy and Rainbow start to pet him.

"So i'm going to teleport your house to Ponyville now" Twilight said's, before I can say anything there is a bright white flash, as soon as I can see again I puke in my mouth before swallowing it down (I hate moping the floors) feel dizzy and have to lean against a wall.

'I hate you' I mumble under my breath as I hear a loud noise upstairs "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING I'M TRYING TO FUCK’IN JERK OFF!" John yells from upstairs as I burst out in laughter, the only one that was laughing with me was Rainbow, I like a girl that gets some good humor.

"Well then... now that we are here where is this princess?" I say going to the kitchen and putting the rabbit on the counter.

"She is in Canterlot, it will take her a few days to get here, until then we will then we will watch over you to make sure you do not do anything wrong or illegal" Twilight tells me as she tries to pet Rex only for him to growl at her making her pull her hand back.

"Fine, so when will you come check up on us" I say fearing that if I disagree i'm going to get my balls cut off by this crazy bitch’s magic.

"No, we will be watching you full time, one of us will be watching you at a time, but you will be staying at your house until the Princesses get here" Twilight said's as I hear a groan come from Rainbow.

"But Twi, this is during my vacation, I want to relax, not be watching over somepony" 'holy fuck if they all say somepony i'm going to...' I stop myself there before I start my mental rant.

"OK fine with me we have plenty of spare room, we have the couches in the living room,a guest room and uhhh... fuck, those are all we have to sleep on so have fun, anyways I will give you a tour of the house" i’m happy that I have my own room.

I lead them downstairs "This is the basement, we have a storage room, tornado shelter, and armory" I say as they take a few seconds to look around before i lead them to the middle floor of our two story house.

"This is the ground floor, we have a dining room, kitchen, living room, bathroom, Workout room, and my room just down the hall" I say as Rainbows ears perk up at that last one.

"Whats in your room" she said's as I sigh and lead them toward my room, as soon as we reach it I open the door and all you see in there is a king sized bed, TV with an xbox hooked up to it, a desk with a computer hooked up to it, really not the most exiting room but it suits me "You sleep on that alone?" Twilight asks with an eyebrow raised and her arms crossed 'Holy shit she is nosy'.

"Yea its comfortable, sometimes my dog sleeps at me feet though so the extra room doesn’t go to waste” I say as I lead them out of the room.

As I lead them upstairs I hear them mumbling about something “Okay, this is the second floor, there is a bathroom, guest room, a empty room, and my roommates room” We actually have a two weed plants in the empty room but they are very well hidden.

‘Idea’ “Hey you wanna see something funny” I wispier to Rainbow as she is the only one who I think will laugh at this.

I grab an air horn and tape down the trigger than quickly open up Johns door and throw it inside, I quickly run down the stairs laughing.

Just as the noise becomes quiet again I hear from upstairs “YOU FUCKING DICK!” before I sit down on the couch with a laugh.

“Well then, now that i’m here... piss off” I say directing that towards Twilight, she knows that i’m directing it towards her too.

“Fine, Fluttershy do you want to watch over them until the princesses get here?” Twilight asks her seemingly staring her down, Fluttershy just as her name suggests starts to hide behind her hair.

“Ummm... no... Mr Bear got a cold yesterday so I want to watch over him... if that’s ok...” She said’s stuttering on a few words ‘Wow she is shy’.

“Okay then Rainbow, you have the week off, you can watch over them” she said’s while opening the door, as her and Fluttershy leave she groans and sits down next to me, arms crossed.

“Don’t worry ‘bout it, we have tons of stuff to do here, you ever play video games?” I say grabbing two controllers off of the dining room table and turning the TV on.

“I have played video games before, but those are for fillies and colts, they are too easy and not cool” she saids as I let out a laugh as I hand her a controller.

“I have a few that you may like, you like violent games uhhh... try out battlefield 1, if you dont think its violent enough I always have Doom” I say clinking on battlefield one.

“Fine I’ll play, don’t think i’m on your good side though, I may eat meat, but I only eat fish” She said’s as I start up the first mission for her.

“don’t matter to me, I think you will like normal meat, because its the only meat we have here, fish taste like shit” I say as I watch her learn the controls amused.

Author's Note

Well got it done, and its 1am, i’m not waking up on time for school today noice.
Also, on the 8 dislikes (Currently) thanks for giving your reasons why in the comments (This is sarcasm)