Under the Red Sun

by Raw Cringe

The "Buy some apples!" Meme

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Hey there countreh folk. Feelin' peckish today? Why not try some o' our apples.

That perked yer ears up, huh?

Ah know y'all are likin some apples. That powerful hankerin' for the first bite into a fresh juicy and ripe 'un. Deelicious, nutritious, and full of fiber for ya old folks.

Where do y'all think of first when you think good quality apples? Have you ever had an apple so good, you were proud to chow down on it? Ever seen the sun rise on a little 'un's face when they taste a sweet, fresh picked apple?

My fambly and Ah have raised apples on this here plot o' farm land we call Sweet Apple Acres since before the city was founded. We're good honest seeds o' the countryside. No carpetbaggin' here.

Our apples are the best around. Full o' flavor with no fancy genetic modulocations. We care about what we're feedin' folks, cause sellin' bad product to young 'uns just ain't right. We've got a few young 'uns of our own, you know.

Ah'm an honest mare livin' an honest life.

Feedin' the country, one apple at a time. Honest work and honest fruit. That's the Sweet Apple Acres way.

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