Under the Red Sun

by Raw Cringe

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 999

When the red sun rises over Equestria, strange things happen.

When the red sun rises over Equestria, strange things happen.

A failed experiment.

Published 2017-04-28 22:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-04-28 22:40:01 UTC

♪ ♪ ♩ ♬ ♪ ♩ The Musical Mute ♬ ♪ ♬ ♪ ♩

hey guys I am vinyl scratch

or at least that is what they called me since that day...

the day I woke up in the hospital!

it was two days ago...

I don't remember anything from before cuz...

i have amnesia

all i remember is that i like music

but I don't know what kind of music I like

I also don't know any songs

because I have musical amnesia...

oh well...

there is a mare here, she says I am her girlfriend

she is crying

but I don't remember who she is...

because I have love amsesia...

she wants me to eat something

she begs with tears and groveling

please, please eat

vinyl please

food anmesia

horseplay

when the red sun rises Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash sure having some wild fun horse times

!!!come here pinkiepie I will tickle youuuu!!!

crash bang zoom

NOT IN THE HOUSE PLEASE says twilight buzzkill

~ no you will be the one who is tickled rain bow daesh ~

USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE FRIENDS

voom flop kabonk

wow right into the a/c

is that blood dripping, or freon?

!!!i so like playing around with youuuuu pinkiepie!!!

LIBRARIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET...

never seen two little horses cause so much chaos...

~ ~ ~ tWiLiGhT's TrEeHoUsE iS a No HoRsEpLaY zOnE ~ ~ ~

The "Buy some apples!" Meme

Hey there countreh folk. Feelin' peckish today? Why not try some o' our apples.

That perked yer ears up, huh?

Ah know y'all are likin some apples. That powerful hankerin' for the first bite into a fresh juicy and ripe 'un. Deelicious, nutritious, and full of fiber for ya old folks.

Where do y'all think of first when you think good quality apples? Have you ever had an apple so good, you were proud to chow down on it? Ever seen the sun rise on a little 'un's face when they taste a sweet, fresh picked apple?

My fambly and Ah have raised apples on this here plot o' farm land we call Sweet Apple Acres since before the city was founded. We're good honest seeds o' the countryside. No carpetbaggin' here.

Our apples are the best around. Full o' flavor with no fancy genetic modulocations. We care about what we're feedin' folks, cause sellin' bad product to young 'uns just ain't right. We've got a few young 'uns of our own, you know.

Ah'm an honest mare livin' an honest life.

Feedin' the country, one apple at a time. Honest work and honest fruit. That's the Sweet Apple Acres way.

Day Spa

The red sun burns and spins.

Rarity faces Applejack in the mares' restroom at the day spa. The room contains big-time lotion and several scrub-scrubs. Rarity's eyes are encumbered by slices of cucumber.

Applejack's tongue falls out of her mouth. It wipes her lips and returns to its place.

Rarity crinkles.

~Don't swallow my veggies~ says Rarity. ~My cowgirl friend, please refrain from this act~

The silence expands to fill the room. Applejack's eyes loop-the-loop. A memory flies in at high speed, shoving aside reality.

< ~Don't you want to go to the day spa?~ said Rarity. >

< ~It'll be fun... It'll be fun... It'll be fun...~ >

Applejack grows a new leg and steps toward Rarity. An old leg shrinks and disappears. Applejack looks Rarity in the face. Rarity quivers with fright.

"SUGAR CUBE" whispers Applejack.

ｆｌｕｔｔｅｆｓｈｙ

"Quick, Fluttershy, come with me to the cloud party!" shouts Rainbow Dash from outside the window. The red sun hangs above her.

ｎｏ　ｔｈａｎｋｓ，　Ｉ＇ｍ　ｔｏｏ　ｓｈｙ Fluttershy's tail slides on the floor. Ｇｏ　ａｗａｙ　Ｄａｓｈｉｅ

Rainbow Dash lumps away.

"Fetch me a big ice cream, please," Angel Bunny signals.

Fluttershy looks closely at her forehooves. ｔｉｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｆｅｅｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｒａｂｂｉｔ

A stallion in a blue-collar uniform walks through Fluttershy's yard. He knocks on her door.

~Just here to collect the money for the month's milk deliveries, ma'am~

ｎｏ she says. Ｉ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｏｗｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｏｒ　ａｎｙｏｎｅ　ａ　ｔｈｉｎｇ The front door latches shut.

~Sorry to bother you then~ The milkman stalks away.

Fluttershy's corporeal existence momentarily fades, allowing you to look inside her heart. You see the baby Fluttershy, sleeping. She is having a dream.

Ｉ　ａｍ　ａｓｓｅｒｔｉｖｅ　ｎｏｗ

Fat Vapes

The red sun glares down on Equestria like a big bloody eye.

Apple Bloom sits in the corner of her treehouse, shining apples with a rag.

"Gotta get these apples nice and shiny," says Apple Bloom, to herself. "Can't sell unshined apples."

The clouds in the treehouse grow thicker. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are having some vapes.

"This liquid's a pretty good vape," says Scootaloo. "Why don't you try it, Sweetie Belle?"

"Hand it here," says Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle slowly removes the dropper from the bottle. The dropper is very lubricated, well on its way to being full of liquid.

"Let me just drop this liquid in my dripper real quick," she says.

~ Drip ~

~ Drop ~

~ Drip ~

~ Drop ~

She replaces the dropper in the bottle. She screws the top on and hands it back to Scootaloo.

Scootaloo takes a big toot from her vape. Her face writhes, and her chest flutters. She coughs pretty hard.

"Dry hit," she says, and refills her dripper.

Sweetie Belle's eyes are burned golden crisp. She looks through the window, at the red sun in the sky.

"I'm glad we both vape," says Sweetie Belle. "Vaping is a pretty good friendship activity."

"Yes, I agree," says Scootaloo. She inhales a puff, inflating herself to twice her usual size. She blows the cloud toward Apple Bloom.

"Hey, Apple Bloom," says Scootaloo. "Want to try some vapes?"

The sound of the question echoes around the room, fitfully rising in a burst of despair before suddenly being extinguished.

Apple Bloom looks up from her apples. She turns to face her compadres. There is a fire in her eyes. She speaks.

"Is this really all right?"