bIG gal in ponyville: a samurai jack fan fiction
Big gal IN PONYVILLE
at aku training school in baby momma gym grand pristace "baby momma" is working on closing the interior dimensional galactic gate of space portal to go back in time to stop samurai jack's from back to the past so that aku n shit wouldn't be bern. *scratch that* so she is building the portal and gig gal coimes down with Ashi, axi, Avi, Ami, Aki, Achi, and Ati and ashi says” y do we fight jack?” and big gal said “we like aku (rip mako)”. baby momma chuckeld a little at the thought of samurai jack dying. Big gal then walked to the gate and said “how is it hanging”? and big mamma said” fine big gal fine”. as she cleaned her womb with the oil rag.
“the interstellar portal gate is almost closed” said big mamma. “we just need the bones of samurai jack's dead parents to pin point there exact location”. Big gal smerk and pointed to axi who was carring a silver platter axi lifted the lid to show the steaming corpses of samurai jacks dead parents. big mamma smiled like one of them post birth smiles were they are like dress for killing one man with a group of groomed assassin children. big mamma then grabed the plater with the ded parents and loaded them into the idggsp. Big gal quickly stribed to her Big gal suit then suited up into her spandex suit? and then big mamma fliped the switched and opened the portal and Big gal walked up behind big mamma and said “when your done type in your name” and then Big gal charged into the time mushun. as big gal was flying threw the space and time she pondered what big mamma said before she said. but there was no time for Big gal had arrived.
chpter 2
the sounds of birds chwarping as Big gal looked around. everything was bright and some how drawn in flash but still 3d 2. she then heard a hick saiad "hodyia partner" Big gal turd around to see a talking horse apreaing thing? Grey DeLisle then said. "SAMURAI JACK!!" She said with grows. "well tarnation i dont know any PONI!!!! BY THAT NAME MAM" thicc shocked at the sound of poni as she reached for her sai??? some on stoled it or she lefted it at big mammaes pad after the hitman robots went home. but beside the poiunt she didnt know were gone. Zarya paniced and did what she knew best she drop kicked the poni in teh faic and then aku grappled to a tree but it was no tree it was fluu....RAINBOW PONI!!!! Ronda rousey then quickly rain to a park bench were she went to the tiam portal and he came to the year 2008. and she is greeted by a tree named blumburg who greets her with apple
pie plucked from his sternum. and he saiz would u like to come and meet my friends? Big gal den said lets make like a tree and leaf "HAHA" they laughed then blumburg
srsed." there are over 9000 apples with them" Big gal said nothing and followed tree to under water poni city cloudsdale and Big gal said." how is tree in cloudsdale"
Big gal pondered and said " how do i know that " as she sesured and it zoomed into her eye and she realised that they were samurai jacks parents naimes. and then Big gal then drop
kicked the tree out of clouds dale and she den said * puts on sunglasses * "gotta get back, back to the past" " https://youtu.be/e51hgWIsY4M?t=43 " shows samurai jack theme song
intro with Big gal.
chpter 3
Big gal then walked away froom the edje all cool bad like and then aku jumped down onto poni and saw threw a window and saw lots of shipping stuff. Big gal vomited in her mouth a little and tasted faintly the aku granola bar and akupple juice she ate at her aku care. then the poni she lainded on saiad" hello partner" Big gal den shouted "raaaaaahhhh!!!!" and kicked the poni in the face again. as the poni laid on the sam ooh rai ran by and stole the ponis wallet Big gal then said "raaaaahhhh!!" and kicked the sam ooh rai in the lips till it bled. as the sam ooh rai fell to the grond he shouted “Snap! It’s like that, huh”. then fell to the ground in a twisted black heap. Big gal then reated to an alley and hid behind a trash can.
chapter 4
Big gal sleeeped behind the trash can for many days after breaking her toe off in that blackmans lips. she got her twoe and glewd it back on. Big gal got a text from her b.f.f big momma saying . dude bro how the portal closin go? :C . Big gal replyed. it is 2 l8 i was gone 2 long D: big mamma then replyed. i have bad news we found ami, achi, aki, and ati ded. :C big gal droped the fone and looked up to the poni filled sky and couldnt comprehend what was happening. The portal was still open and her gal pals were dead and she was traped in a world full of ponis it was almost to mutch for her big heart. but due to the fact that she is Big gal it was never to mutch. Big gal then kissed the trash can good bye and gave it her digits yet she knew the trash can would never call cause its a trash can. and left the alley her spandex following her following her shadow? as she left the alley she was stoped by another poni who said " hai im an oc samurai that know one give a fuck about whats your name" Big gal said Big gal as she heald back the disire to kick the samurai in the face. the samurai then showed Big gal a place were she could get a bit to eat as long as she didnt kick the owners in the face. the ponies welcomed her and gave her cupcakes and non achoholic cider. Big gal sat baick and enjoyed the fod as the poni she kicked twice in the face enternd to confront her.
chpter 5
“how dair yall kicked me in the faic” the poni said with anger. Big gal replyed with “RAAAAAAHHHHH!!!” even though the poni didnt know who Big gal was she knew right away that She comanded her respect so she sat the fuck down and at an apple fritter after abologising to Big gal for her insolence. as Big gal surved the room She was reminded of the children she beat up.
she missed her bros in the past and wainted to beh wif em so she asked purple mob top poni for help. “ ill help you Big gal after my voice actress kills the samurai” said the purple poni. Big gal again vomited aku care food a little in her mouth. she then showed Big gal her science room of science were she did all deh expieriments on pink poni who is happily a labotimite. she straped Big gal into the deneraliser and flipped it on. the mashine sparked und glew with smooke and fire. Big gal was pain but not enough didnt care. just ass she was about to go to aku fighting school all the ponis came and said gewd bai and yellow poni came to her and got close onto ear and said dont go into my sheee... garage and Big gal went gone.
chapter 6
Gil gal awoke in aku fighting school building were big momma and ashi were ober herm. they went on with sad eyes den made happeh when Big gal awoke. the portal was closed and so were samurai jack parents bones. Big gal stood and said noffing she couldnt. she knew that you cant change the past butt you shuud always look to presurve it. sept 4 jack's parents. end
by mrmentleman, oct4via
