What the **** Mom!?!?!?

                                                                                           Chapter 1: What the **** Mom!?!?!?

Kitten our (not such a :0) hero was of course trying to contain his excitement to go to middle school next year even if he wasn't acting like it.

As he was finally relaxing and clicking on his favorite music by Pani- "Kitten go check the mail!" "Why Sh- OK MOM I WILL" instantly regretting his snarky remark he made his way out the front door and got on his Red Electric Scooter (wow how cool) and made his way to the post office and to his Mom's P.O Box and opened it and besides his monthly YouTube revenue he also found Two very interesting letters one addressed to him from his "future" middle school containing his schedule and a letter addressed to " A Mr. Kitten" and instinctively opened it as it was his mail even though he thought it was peculiar for it to say "Mr." as he was not even close to having a wife and it read

Dear Mr. Kitten

We have reviewed your grades and personality and records and we have decided to invite you to attend our school in the magical land of Equestria an- "Wait what? Is there such a place as Equestria?" anyways back to the letter! and be with pony kind! to join our school kindly write your signature in the box below. Best Regards - (it has letters Kitten cannot decode as it got wet when he opened it)

Signature:

Now Kitten believed that this was horse**** as he did not believe any of this.

So when he got home and showed his mom she opened it up and read it and then surprisingly told him to sign it and so he did

And then rainbows (or some sh*t Kitten couldn't tell) and sucked him in and the only words he could shout were "What the F*ck MOM!?!?!?