Pony Middle School

by Kittensaurusk

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Drama, Comedy, Romance, Thriller
Length: 1086

When Kitten is forced to go to a middle school with ponies. Obviously chaos ensues

Kitten is your casual kid who just graduated from his elementary school he thinks he is going to a normal middle school, but when an impossible chance comes up his mom springs for it! so now he must go through the terrors of middle school but with ponies!?!?!??

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-04-02 20:56:00 UTC

First Day And Certain Reactions Part 2 Period 1

Welp this was bad Kitten was 2 seconds into first class on the first day of the first year and he was already being yelled out as "Monster"!

But this time he cared as this was going to be his school until the end of the school year were SunA** as he took to calling her could send him back as she wanted him to see what the whole year was like so he was as stuck as a cat in a cat trap? As he was a Neko (DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUndundnuddnndnddundun *pant *pant DUN DU- wait is that even that much of a plot twist? I don't think so but it is a  semi one or maybe it isn't I don't know but back to the story)  "what?" he answered and then the whole class spat into outrage and then Twilight TwinkleSparkle was it? calmed everyone down and they all calmed down somehow (maybe it had something to do with the fact she had both a horn and wings but Kitten didn't know) And So First Period Ended and he had to go to a Ms. Fluttershy's class of animals next? well here we goooooooo

First Day And Certain Reactions Part 3 Period 2 and 3

                                                                                                       Chapter 5: First Day And Certain Reactions Part 3

This class was much more calm about Kitten as the others as they assumed he was a creature of Ms. Fluttershys and when they found out I wasn't they were pretty chill about it too And Miss Fluttershy was nice but also strict enough so overall a very nice class for that period:).

Period 3 was Ms. Dash With Art and I thought it was gonna be cool because art is nice but for this day in art class all Rainbow just introduced herself and then kissed and hugged her ego for an HOUR!!! and HOUR!!! They really should make school a torture method.

R.I.P Edgy Pony Middle school

The story didn't turn out quite how I had wanted it too, but look out for Canterlot Middle School a complete reprise of the story

but for right now rip Pony Middle School April 1st 2017 - April 2 2017. May it be forgotten- The actual Kitten

What the **** Mom!?!?!?

What the **** Mom!?!?!?

                                                                                           Chapter 1: What the **** Mom!?!?!?

Kitten our (not such a :0) hero was of course trying to contain his excitement to go to middle school next year even if he wasn't acting like it.

As he was finally relaxing and clicking on his favorite music by Pani- "Kitten go check the mail!" "Why Sh- OK MOM I WILL" instantly regretting his snarky remark he made his way out the front door and got on his Red Electric Scooter (wow how cool) and made his way to the post office and to his Mom's P.O Box and opened it and besides his monthly YouTube revenue he also found Two very interesting letters one addressed to him from his "future" middle school containing his schedule and a letter addressed to " A Mr. Kitten" and instinctively opened it as it was his mail even though he thought it was peculiar for it to say "Mr." as he was not even close to having a wife and it read

Dear Mr. Kitten

We have reviewed your grades and personality and records and we have decided to invite you to attend our school in the magical land of Equestria an- "Wait what? Is there such a place as Equestria?" anyways back to the letter! and be with pony kind! to join our school kindly write your signature in the box below. Best Regards - (it has letters Kitten cannot decode as it got wet when he opened it)

Signature:

Now Kitten believed that this was horse**** as he did not believe any of this.

So when he got home and showed his mom she opened it up and read it and then surprisingly told him to sign it and so he did

And then rainbows (or some sh*t Kitten couldn't tell) and sucked him in and the only words he could shout were "What the F*ck MOM!?!?!?

I Have No F*cking Idea What Is Going On

I Have No F*cking Idea What Is Going On

                                                                                              Chapter 2: I Have No F*cking Idea What Is Going

As Kitten landed in the land of colors that made him wanna puke he finished his shout "OMM!?!?!!??!" and promptly landed on a ponies house and crushed the roof "Oops sorry" Kitten said and ran off but soon stood a celest- no Kitten didn't describe her as that Roy- no not that either uh Giant! and simply said "Uh Hi?" and then wondered if when he signed the letter the colors were just letting him know he was really f*cking high or maybe if he was dreaming but the loud shouting at him soon made him realize this was all real and no he did not faint he just said "wat" and SunA** as he was referring to her as for the second and she replied "So I see you signed my letter and want to enroll in ponyville middle school! "Wait what?" replied a really f*cking sick of this sh*t kitten replied

First Day And Certain Reactions Part 1

                                                                                        Chapter 3: First Day And Certain Reactions Part 1

Kitten headed off to the middle school still very dazed and confused and very overloaded in the backpack area because his temporary caretaker wasn't it Twilight Twinkle? or was it Sparkle? Nah I think it was Twinkle. If he was wrong he didn't care because she was asking so many questions about humans and sh*t he almost lost all sanity. But she had overloaded his backpack with Pencils, Pens, Notebooks, Schedules, Locker Organization Devices and much more. But he knew after school he wasn't gonna return home as Twinkle or Sparkle whatever had asked as he needed cool stuff for his locker and slowly he stopped swearing as much in his head as he did not wanna upset any remaining people that could stand him (WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING) and so as he made it to class he found his teacher for Science was Twilight Sparkle?!

Well this was certainly a plot twist but headed in without a care because why should he care? so after setting up his Locker he sat down next to a gal with a shield on her a** and suddenly a pony shouted " A  MONSTER!" Welp this was gonna be a fun day