Horrible Story

The best battle that had ever ever super happened.

It was once the dark ages where nothing happened. But what could in such a cold and desolate cool world. What would change such a thing that cound’t ever happen. Al but one guy / gal/ who ever makes this / machinko.

And i the end. It became a fight, for who ever would become the strongest. Would is such a harsh word, slashing away at the fabric of happiness and space, but leave time in tact. Or so you would think.

Now in the begining of all time. The great machinko machine showed its great pirate ship into the seas of space. The stars piercing holes in the hull as the machikno machine continued onward. “Nevermind the holesy mates. It matters not in the past we’ve done this already!”

And as they reached the haawaii. The Hawaii rose up, revealing itself ot be teh back of godzilla as it let loose a huge cold ice beam as it attacked the pokemon ship. The blast set it all on fire, setting the sails ablaze in what was one holesy fabric. The machinko machine prayed to it’s pony god, with all of it’s mechanical heart.

It’s heart answered as it transfored into mecha celestia and burst forward, destroying it’s machinko shell and ran it’s glorious horn through godzilla. Godzilla spewed hot plasma from the attack, growling at the pain as it slashed away at the mecha alicorn.

One slash cut deep into the skull, revealing mecha celestia was piloted by another mech, a mecha sombra. The mecha sombra swallowed its growth pill and grew three tiems its size, feeling everything slowly grow and grow up higher as it went to strike godzilla down with a mecha unicorn punch with the mechanical fist it spawned out of it’s mouth.

Saitama soon showed up in the scene and punched the mecha Sombra away, saving Godzilla

from an untimely end. The punch shreded sombra into nothing. Only to reveal, Twilight inside of it all. Twilight scrambled to gather what parts she could save.

Godzilla did his final duty and ate Twilight. With one gulp, Twilight went down his throat. Surprisingly, this was Twilight’s plan all along, enjoying every inch as she was swallowed. Saitama wasn’t sure how to react, but he could solve this problem like he always does, punching twilight away in one punch.

Unfortunately, he punched a hole in god zilla too, killing him in the process. Saitama felt sad, and then punched himself, he couldn’t live with the guilt.

Out of the rubble, Machinko man stands tall “I have beated them all. I am the best there ever was. Return to me my pokemon ship!” With that, he raises his digivice up and sucks his ship into a yugioh card, ready to play another game of magic in the future.