Cleaning Darkness
Chapter 1: Rehabilitation?

By: Major Frostwing

I sat in the meeting room which was normally reserved for foreign diplomats and other important people. The room was furnished with one of the most magnificent tables ever crafted. A perfect oak base to support all the weight of the table. The surface was a brilliant redish brown. It reflected the light of the room brilliantly. I smiled as I walked up to the table sliding my hand over the surface. I pulled out a chair planting myself into the well crafted chair before raising my feet onto the table. It wasn't my table so why should I care if the surface gets fucked up?

"Jon I would appreciate if you would take your feet off of my very expensive table." Celestia said as she took he seat across from me.

"Let me think about it. Fuck you." I said flatly as I ground my heel into the table. Celestia only let out a sigh of defeat.

"HEY!" I heard one of the elements yell out. I rolled my eyes tilting my head towards them only to see them leveling a finger at me. "You can't talk to the princess like that. I will kick you ass if you do it again." I gave her a flat look before casually pointing at Celestia with my thumb.

"Hey Tia. You are a fucking cunt." I said as the element bearer of I'm guessing here but I would have to say loyalty got up from her chair slamming her hands on the table. I only turned my attention away from her looking back to the princesses.

"Dash don't you dare." I heard one of the other elements yell out before a fist collided with the side of my head. I cocked an eyebrow flicking my wrist away from me which threw the element that just hit me straight into the wall. I saw the shocked looks on everyone's faces at what Dash had just pulled but I couldn't care less it wasn't like she even hurt me.

"So can we get this shit done and over with?" I asked looking to Celestia with a wicked smile she could only let out a sigh.

"Alright now that everyone knows the rules here let's try to follow them." Twilight said as I crossed my legs so my left foot was resting on the table instead of my right foot.

"I guess I can play nice for now." I stated in a bored tone.

"That's the best we are going to get from you I guess." Twilight said looking at me with a sad smile. "Who wants to go first?" I saw a few hands raise up which prompted myself to prepare for the stupidity. "Alright Dash you can go first." Twilight said pointing at the element of Loyalty.

"WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!?" Dash yelled as I only cocked an eyebrow.

"I'm evil or did that go over your pretty little head?" I asked flat out as if it was obvious. "Next question."

"Um mister Jon?" I flicked my eyes finding the one who was talking to me. "What made you want to be evil?" She asked as I set my hand against my chin.

"I always had a bit of an evil streak going for me." I said as I thought about it. "I mean just look at me. I was the guy who killed villains because saving them is useless. I mean they all just fall back on bad habits. And since I was possessed by Nightmare Moon negative emotions feed my magic. Being the bad guy just made more sense." I finished up nodding my head sagely.

"That sounds stupid to be honest." A woman wearing a ball-cap said as I looked to her confused. "You could have just been a good guy and not have to turn to evil." She said only for me to casually point at Celestia.

"Hey Tia how did our first meeting go?" I asked as Celestia took a deep breath.

"That was so long ago... You tried to fight everyone around you when you first arrived."

"Luna how did I deal with Discord?" I asked as I looked at my fingernails.

"You pinned him to the ground with your sword." Luna answered as I began rubbing my knuckles against my chest.

"Twilight how did I deal with Chrystalis?"

"The first or second time?" I leveled a glare at her which she seemed to understand what I meant. "We only found a mutilated corpse."

"Cadance? How did I deal with Sombra." I asked in a sing song tone.

"You carved his horn out of his head." She answered shivering from discomfort.

"All together now. How did I deal with Tirek?" I asked throwing my hands above my head.

"You decapitated him with Umbra..." The princesses answered with matching sighs.

"I am not a good guy. I will play the hero but I am not the good guy." I pointed out smiling. "Next question."

"What kind of magic do you use? I heard stories about you using all kinds of unique and interesting spells but they never went into detail." I turned fully to the one I knew for a fact was the element of magic.

"Oh you know. Gravity Magic, telekinesis, pyromancy, corruption magic you know the basics. I was more akin to use Umbra than to use really fancy spells. Most of my fancy spells I reserve for torture and getting information that I want. Not to mention my stunning good looks." I said leaning back in my chair. "Good times... I'm sorry what happened I lost myself there for a second." I heard a palm slap a forehead which made me look at Luna.

"Anyway... You never smile for real do you?" The Element of Laughter asked. I looked up at the ceiling before sighing.

"Haven't smiled for real in a very... very long time. You wouldn't want to smile if it reminded you about things that are gone forever." I pointed out before scratching the back of my head.

"Jon?" The newest princess asked as I felt a hand rest on my shoulder. I leaned my head back to look at her.

"Why the fuck do you look so familiar?" I asked calmly as she only smiled down at me.

"Well it has been a thousand years since you last saw me after all." I furrowed my brows in thought before I suddenly got out of my seat throwing the damn thing nearly halfway across the room.

"HOLY FUCK!" I yelled before seizing the newest princess. I heard everyone else get to their feet only to see me hugging the princess swinging her about with a laugh. "WHEN DID YOU BECOME A PRINCESS!?" I asked as I finally set her down looking her over. "Looking good for being a thousand plus. I can't really say much since I am over Three-thousand years old." I said as I turned back to Celestia. "TIA! When did this happen? Holy fuck I wouldn't have been such an asshole if I knew that another of my friends still survived the harsh reality of time."

"Jon you are always acting like an asshole." Celestia said flat out earning a collection of gasps from the elements.

"The benevolent ruler fucking cuses get over it. Anyway Nova it's so good to see you. It really is." I held my arms open to her. "Now give me a real fucking hug before I start killing for no reason." I said as Nova smiled giving me a hug. I couldn't help but smile a real smile knowing I didn't lose another of my friends.

"He does a full 180 when he finds out about Princess Nova. Almost like he has a split personality." The element of Generosity whispered. A gun shot rang out as a spell bullet ripped past the element of generosity's head blowing a hole in the wall behind her.

"I heard that." I said in a happy tone spinning the spell gun in my hand. "Didn't appreciate it either. Now that we have this out of the way. What are we going to do now?" I asked floating my seat back over to me.

"Jon I want to send you to new Ponyville where the elements will work on your rehabilitation. Which will be overseen by Princess Nova." Celestia said with a smile as I only gave her a flat look. "You leave tomorrow morning."

"Fine... at least I might be able to get some fucking work done." I muttered out stretching out my shoulders.

"About that..." Luna began scratching the back of her head uncomfortably. "If you kill anyone we will be force to seal you back up. There will be no second chances on this Jon this is your only warning." Luna said as I looked at each of the princesses with a dropped jaw.

"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"

Author's Note

I decided to write Jon up as more of his original self from the first story since it would make sense with him wanting to be the villain. Not to mention being alone in a statue does tend to piss people off. It's one of those things. Anyway enjoy the start of the third story in the series.