I hate my little pony.

That damn girly show that consumed most of the YouTube media, every time I open a certain website or try to watch some art work of some of my favorite shows they are always there to torment me every way as possible … I simply wish it to stop.

Unfortunately, in the real world, one small voice like myself doesn't matter and it will be there to remind me.

And one of the damn examples is that day I went to this world … except it wasn't the same world those bronies wished to go to.

I remember how it all started.

It was late at night when my parents went to visit a relative, I wasn't allowed to go for an incoming test I had for the next two days. They gave me everything: a phone so they check on me, money to call in a pizza or any meal I want and a kiss on the forehead. I really didn't mind and understand why they are worried, but geez I am 19 years old and I know how to drive I could just go anywhere I want … but I don't like to hurt my family especially my mother.

So there I was boring myself to death, read the notebook doing checks and take breaks after ten minutes … till I decided to call for some cheese burger and a large soda.

It didn't take more than half an hour till my door bell rung, I ran to the door like hungry dog sprinting like it's the best thing in its entire life … seeing what I was doing I guess it was.

I opened the door only to realize it wasn't the usual delivery man who delivers my dinner, instead who stood in front of my door wasn't human … literally; The creature had the head of a goat I think, I couldn’t see much details on the rest of his body seeing how it was dark outside and both me and my parents forgot to turn on the light of the outside door but I knew goats don't have paw as some sort of hoof.

Before I could close the door and run for my life, the creature of the darkness grabbed me by the torso with his paw! Yeah, it gets even weirder when he revealed himself to me.

It was him! That fucking animal accident known as Discord from that little girls show, smiling at me innocently as he held me like some doll expecting me to smile back.

I demanded him to put me down as I tried to kick him but each time I tried to do that his arm extended away from my legs reach to hit him. I told him I am not one of those little fanboys I am not interested in going to that world. And yes! I saw that as a dream, a dream I don't want it to show me that rainbow horse world.

Apparently, my guess wasn't the in his flying mind to take me there in learning moral trip … literally! there was flying horse skull flying around his head as he chuckled at my statement.

with his free claw hand, he cut the wind like scissor which it opened multi-colored form of black hole of purple green and pretty many colors matching his looks portal sucking everything around it taking away anything with light weight like the wrappers, the French fries, and tissues on the table other heavy furniture slowly pulled to it .

Kicking harder and harder I screamed telling him 'I don't want any bullshit of love and tolerance shit' but like before the result was the same, he looked at me and threw me into the hole where he told me as I sucked away to the unknown 'there is no school kid, just a little game I wish you to be part of.' Last thing I heard from him in my house before I lost consciousness in that portal.

This is the part where I told myself I would wake up either on the couch with meal wrappers spread around the table, turned on TV and disproved parents, or sleeping peacefully on my bed till the clock ruins it … sadly I was wrong for I woke up on a floor I am not familiar with.

The place I was in was some abandoned small motel room, the reason I say it was abandoned because of the dust and spider webs surrounded that place, there were only three doors. Inspected it I knew the three doors were bathroom, kitchen, and finally the exit from this horrible place. I attempted to open the exit door and run away only to realize I could feel neither my hands nor my foots.

I know some of you assholes bronies know where I was going, Yes! I became a horse.

Delaying my escape a little bit I crawled my way to the bathroom to see if it was true, hoping I was drugged and seeing things, unfortunately once again my hopes dashed away as the moments I climbed my way to the bathroom's mirror.

I was really a horse! a brown looking horse with black hair and white marking on his nose, and what made it more interesting is that I had tattoos on both of my ass cheeks they had the same drawing, which was couch with Burger's wrappers and potato fries on it… I didn't get it.

As I crawled my way out of the bathroom I was welcomed by him… discord.

By the looks of how long I spent crying to my new form, he waited for me for so long that he found a comfy position on the old couch while eating … Chinese food!

Kindly of him he offered me one for free, and enrage of me I refused and demanded to explain the meaning of this, where was I, why me, and what did he mean by a game?

Being the little disfigured dick he is; he kept me wait for him to finish his noodles and it didn't help the fact he made annoying slurps which spread the noodles all over the couch, as I waited for him I decided to look what kind of noodles he was eating, turns out he was eating gummy worm with gummy bears instead of the usual noodles.

After he finished his meals which it took ten minutes it was answers time, except some of the answers he gave weren't the questions I asked.

He introduced himself to me as Discord the god of chaos and destruction and the owner of the most thrilled known loved and hated competition of all time… 'Twisted metal'

He told me I was selected to be part of this as not only the representative of my world but also to test out some new program he made for shit and giggles, apparently he had been watching my kind for so long admiring the destruction my kind made in all these years, he liked how we all lied, cheat and most importantly seek blood and destruction which I find it weird how he mainly focused mostly on action thrilled games seeing how he explained how 'humans love to act as soldiers and kill as many baddies as possible' and how he spent mostly telling this part.

The fact he explained it in full detail crept the shit out of me, I knew he was out of his mind mad hatter style when the fan base announced and explained who he is but I didn't expect him to be this … twisted!

And to make this better he told me that he knew my wish would be, so unlike the other competitors who they need to say their wish, mine is already sitting on destination… which in complete honesty wasn't quite reassuring seeing how I am talking with some freak with the title "God Of Chaos."

I asked him: why me? There are other people who are more qualified in this kind of stuff he could summon some brony who knew to this place far more than I do, sure I knew the main characters, villains and the faces of some backgrounds horses thanks to some of my old annoying brony friend but I didn't know their names or who they were and the same goes for the location and how this horse culture acts… which discord replied to me saying 'that's what makes it even better!

Before I could ask him what he meant he snapped his finger then he disappeared with sparkle and glitter. Took his place was a bunch of papers… I crawled on the couch and read each one of them:

The first was driving license with a mark of 'TW' on the top left with my picture, age, gender, new name, and location.

Apparently Discord doesn't want me to reveal myself as human which I wasn't planning to do so seeing I am not quite keen on the idea to be treated like experiment or something like that, but instead he decided to hide it with fake name which was 'couch potato' which if he thinks I will laugh at this joke he is kinda right, and of course I was from place called 'Manehattan."

Ignoring the horrible pun aside I went to the second one which is the map of 'Equestria' the land of horses and piss.

The third was a map of Manehattan which showed me the layout of this place, at least I knew where to eat and get myself clothes cause I am not planning to walk around naked even if I was a creature with fur all over the damn place with long tail covering the back.

And finally the last paper was introduction of the contest with the rules, the requirement (which was car armed with all sorts of arsenal which will be problem since Discord didn't provide me with any of that along with no knowledge of how to drive car mad-max style while as a fucking horse), and where and when it will start.

So pretty much I have a week to both get myself a car, learn how to walk and drive, and go to the location known as ponyville which I know you damn bronies love so much… I knew in that moment I was screwed up in extreme level.

As I looked at the paper with hopelessness and sadness another poof came, looking up Discord came back grabbing me once again but this time in the face which is where the first experience of pain started.

I didn't know how long it was but it I knew it is one of the worst pain I've ever experienced so far, for when his claw hand CLAWED its way into my head, I felt like someone was forcing spoon up my ear, nose, and eyes.

I screamed in pain and begged him to stop, why was he doing this? I shivered in fear and pain as he looked at me with a bored expression like it's not the first time he raped someone's brain.

As soon his claw got out of my head I fell on the floor like rag doll, breathing heavily, sweating, tears streaming like river, my brain pumped along with my heart beat as fast as a rabbit, my brain reached the limit where it had no choice but to go shut down on me AKA go to sleep till the pain is kinda fully gone… but before I was fully closed my eyes I heard him talk.

"Huh and there I almost forgot, but hey better late than never right?" as he was about to snap his fingers he looked at me and said his farewell which I still remember to this day.

I am discord and I welcome you to the game twisted metal

Author's Note

Well this is a start ... let's see how long it takes to make another chapter and get some idea what I am doing