Pinkie Pie shorts

by Lunar Sapphire

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1039

Many short stories featuring your favorite pink party pony!

These are many little short stories about Pinkie Pie.
You may read them in any order, because they are not related.

Published 2017-04-05 21:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-04-05 21:50:01 UTC

Short Story #2: In witch Pinkie Pulls a tail

"Whatcha-doing-Rarity? Wanna go for Ice cream? Ohhh, how about brownies?" A pink blur asked.
"Darling won't you be a dear, and grab the purple felt?"Rarity asked Pinkie, who was know rambling on about sweets.
That's when Rarity's tail got Pulled.
"OWWW!"wailed Rarity. "PINKIAMINA DIANA PIE! THAT IS NOT FELT!!!"Rarity yelled.
"Oh, I know that!" Pinkie Grinned.
"Then why of all sorts did you pull it?"
"To see that would happen,silly!" Pinkie began racing around the room. Her tail twitched."TAKE COVER!"
"What could possibly fall?"

Just then, all of Rarity's rares and treasures fell from the shelf and shattered in to pieces.

Short Story #3 The RainbowPie wedding

Short Story #3 The RainbowPie wedding

It was a big day for two certain ponies.
"BUT I WANNA TELL THE STORY!"
But Pinkie, you are one of the main characters.
"TOO BAD! AND HAND OVER THE MICROPHONE, NARRATOR!"
Fine.....

This was going to be the biggest-specialist-Amazing-fun- day of my life! I am going- no, I shouldn't tell you.
Anyways, I was getting my mane done for this supper happy day. All of my Friends were going to be there!
CRASH!
"Hey! You! Old Narrator! My Microphone broke!"
Well then don't tell the story!

Author's Note

There goes Pinke braking the forth wall again. This idea I may expand on, but for now it is just a short.

Short Story #4: Why Can't I Go Through The T.V.?

Author's Note

This is the equestria girl Pinkie Pie.
I would like to Thank Cadencepickles for the idea of this short story!

Short Story #4: Why Can't I Go Through The T.V.?

Pinkie Pie was curled up in her big, fluffy armchair. She had a pink bowl filled with popcorn and sweets. On the T.V was a classic movie, Beauty And The Beast. It was the ending, where there was a party. All the silverware and household items, along the the Beast, here back to human form. They were having a party.
"What? They're having a party without me?" Pinkie Pie reasoned that if she ran through the T.V, she would be in the movie. So she ran into it. She fell to the floor. "What? But when Twilight runs through the mirror at Canterlot High School, she enters another dimension and becomes a pony!"
Pinkie sat there and thought for a few seconds. "Maybe there wasn't enough speed!" So, Pinkie ran to the back corner of her room and ran at her full speed.
BANG!
"Owww!" Pinkie rubbed her sore head."Why.Won't.It.Work!" Pinkie asked aggravated.
Then the credits started.

"Oh well, the party didn't look fun anyways!"

Short story #5: The Sad Party

Pinkie Pie was confused very confused. She was sitting in a room with the ponies eating and talking. Buck-ball was on the TV. There was wooden box on the table. She had brought her party cannon ,but when she fired it no pony laughed. she brought cake but no pony sang. Even to Cheese Sandwich wasn't laughing and up to his normal self.
Pinkie went over to her boyfriend.
"What is up?" She asked.
"My rubber chicken was torn up by a diamond dog." He said.

Pinkie pulled out a little box "For you."

Cheese Sandwich opened to present. Inside was a rubber chicken. "Wow! Pinkie you are the best girlfriend ever!" He kissed her.

"Now let's throw a real party!" They both said.

The disco ball cam down and music was pumped up. They had goof offs, had cake, and more.

Short story #1: A lesson from Twilight

Pinkie Pie skipped down the road to Twilight's oak library.She knocked on the door and called Twilight's name.
"Be right there, Pinkie!" Twilight called. Soon the door opened and the bouncing party pony let her self in.
"Wanna here a story?" Pinkie asked, but was kind of demanding it.
"Sure"
Pinkie pulled out a long scroll that was written by herself. She set in on the table and began to read." it was a dark and stormy night."
" Stop! Always indent and capitalize the first letter in a sentence." Twilight grabbed a quill and corrected the first line of Pinkie's story.
"Okay!" Pinkie said. "It was a dark and stormy night in everfree forrest-"
"Pinkie! Everfree Forrest is supposed to be capitalized!" Twilight sighed.
"Why?I capitalized the first letter on the sentence!"

"In the sentence,Pinkie! Anyways, Everfree Forrest is a proper noun."

"A proper what?" Pinkie didn't understand.

"I see I have a lot of work cut-out for me!" Twilight said along with a face-hoof.
"Huh?What does that mean?" Pinkie asked.
"I need to teach you grammar."
"Oh! You could have just said that in the first place."Pinkie then continued her story. "Me was trapped in a tree. Zecora's tree. Potions surrounded me."
Twilight groaned." I! You said me was trapped in a tree. It should say this, I was trapped in a tree. Also you need to be more discriptive. Also, those fragments give me daymares!"
"Daymares?" Pinkie repeated.
"Daymares are just like nightmares, only during day."Twilight explained. "Just let me see this story." Twilight snatched it up from the table. "See me tomorrow!" Twilight scooted her friend out the door.
Once Pinkie Pie was gone, Twilight decided to edit the story.Geez,Pinkie Pie has big hoof writing. She thought. Hours ticked by as Twilight's eyes got heavier and heavier. Soon the mare fell asleep.
The next morning Twilight awoke with fresh eyes. She ate breakfast and completed the tiresome editing of Pinkie's story. This is way it read:
It was a dark and stormy night in Everfree Forrest. I was horribly trapped. Potions and masks were surrounding me. I only woke up a few hours ago, and I was trying to remember what lead me to this pinkie pickle . I soon realized where I was, Zacora's home, in the middle of the night. In came a figure, Zacora. She carried an axe. She wanted to kill some pony alright.
I tried to stay hidden, but of course she knew where I was. I was tariffied, horabbly, with a sick feeling in my stomach. As the axe came closer I could see blood. Then everything went black.

"Wow, I never knew Pinkie had a dark side" Twilight remarked.