Twenty moons and going strong, he's never kissed a girl besides his mom, he's got a... throw-pillow from his favourite show, he wears a bucking fedora everywhere he goes. I don't think this guy is on this world, he thinks that just being nice should get him the girl, so now he'll... complain about how he thought it should be, "Why does this always happen to me? To me?"

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid, lonely, loser, chewing a toothpick, lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights, he just wants The One, she wants something to bite tonight! She took her skirt off, he didn't notice, he gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss, he missed the signs, so she found a different guy, so sorry, Yak, but better luck next time!

Girls just suck, they're out of touch, I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much, So she's a bitch 'cause she doesn't like you back, She's Omega, you're the Alpha of your own wolf pack, But come tonight, he's gonna think of you and, he's got a tissue for his issue, and a date with his hand, Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep, "That's the girl that was meant to be with me! With me!"

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid, lonely, loser, chewing a toothpick, lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights, he just wants The One, she wants something to bite tonight! She took her skirt off, he didn't notice, he gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss, he missed the signs, so she found a different guy, so sorry, Yak, but better luck next time!

What's the matter? Never had her, find another, hide your daughters. Suck up your pride, Go with the ride, Sometimes you'll lose, she doesn't want you. What's the matter? Never had her, You'll be alright, better luck next time!

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid, lonely, loser, chewing a toothpick, lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights, he just wants The One, she wants something to bite tonight! She took her skirt off, he didn't notice, he gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss, he missed the signs, so she found a different guy, so sorry, Yak, but better luck next time!

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid, lonely, loser, chewing a toothpick, lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights, he just wants The One, she wants something to bite tonight! She took her skirt off, he didn't notice, he gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss, he missed the signs, so she found a different guy, so sorry, Yak, but better luck next time!

What's the matter? "Wait" Never had her, find another, "Don't go" hide your daughters. Suck up your pride, "Hold on" Go with the ride, Sometimes you'll lose, "I know that we were meant to be" she doesn't want you. What's the matter? "One chance" Never had her, You'll be alright, "Please stay" better luck next time! "I guess you're happy without me."

At the end of the day, Yak got a sex-change operation, and changed his/her name to "Yacqueline" to fit her new gender.

Author's Note

This is the start of a sad story about our dear fictional friend, Yacqueline... (Read "Starlight Silence" to learn more about her) It's based on "Sorry Jack" by Scratch21, and the other cheeapters will be based on their other songs.