Yacqueline, after inviting Meteora to join her family, had a little surprise for her lover: she was a little... friendly with her family They had finally all accepted her love and showed her exactly how much they loved her.

"Taking my pants off." Yacqueline began to sing. "Grabbing my mother. Showing I love her, New son and brother."

"Buying some candles." She sang some more. "Seducing my father. Looks like a turtle. Tastes like a luder"

"Peeping through the door." She sounded perverted now. "Stalking my sister. Looking kind of lonely. Let's play naked Twister."

"Watching a movie." This was one of the weirdest ones. "Stroking my brother. Warm salty goodness. Give me another."

"We're just one big happy family." They all sang together. "We're just one big happy family. We're just one big happy family. Sometimes we like to love each other- That's what families do."

And with that, Meteora just smiled and said that she was happy to be a part of this family.

Well, it looks like I'm out of paper, so I guess this is...

THE END!!!!

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed this sick and twisted plot as much as I did. Thank the band Scratch21 for writing all of these songs and giving me permission to use them.