Oh you wanna rape me?Go ahead!I'll only constrain your member until it's veins pop!
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Oh you wanna rape me?Go ahead!I'll only constrain your member until it's veins pop!
Well...This will be rather interesting I think, that's what I think by looking at all the stallions on the road and some raping mares.I.Am.Going.To.Show.Them.Female.Pride.And with that I walk in to the streets with all of my dignity.
"Bow you whore!" A stallion commanded.
"Awwww...Can't keep your desires to yourself can you?So pathetic, can't even establish a relationship with any female..." Putting my hoof under his chin, ha!Thought I would be your bitch, think again!
"Oh, I don't think you know who I am, I am Shining Armor captain of the guard and I am a STALLION!" Shining roared
"Oh darling, how sad that your a cumdrinking cunt that can't even fuck a mare properly, wanna take me as your slave?Make me, bitch."Ooooo...This is going to get interesting...
"Guards!" He roared as ten guards came *giggle* Sooo... in context..."This mare doesn't acknowledge her place!Take her!" And they all came at me...Like pussies.
"Gotta go fest!" And with that, I am gone.All I left was a burning trail.Ha, that must have been embarrassing.Back too the goal, fight for freedom.Ok, castle, go fuck up their leaders.And...Boom.Amazing teleport.
"Oh wow.That.Is.Darude.Very.Darude.Darude sandstorms." I said
"HOW DARE YOU NOT BOW TO ME!" He spoke in all caps.
"Ummm...All caps have been copyrighted by said indignified princesses over there, you know them?Princess of abstract notion, another princess of abstract notion, princess of natural satellite and princess of star.And the elements of abstract state.Seems fantastic." I said *Boom!*
And the memes strick again!
"I.Will.Teach you to beg for sex." He said
"Srsly, its abot tim te mars revolt, I men srsly, if tey bad togeter, I men at lest try." Srsly!They should really do it!Do it...Yes!I have an idea!
"DO IT!JUST DO IT!Don't let your dreams be dreams!Although you probably take pleasure doing this, undignified cunts.Yestrerday you said tomorrow.So just do it!Make your dreams come true!Although they probably already are, cunts.Just do it!Some people die-ahem-ponies dream of success while your gonna wake up and WORK HARD AT IT!NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where everybody w-everypony would quit BUT YOUR JUST GOING TO KEEP ON GOING!WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!DO IT!JUST DO IT!YES YOU CAN!JUST DO IT!If you're tired of starting over.Stop.Giving.Up." Tears were in their eyes, they were witnessing my transformation, the motivation...THE POWER, I CAN DO IT!YES I CAN!AAAARGHHHHHH!I have evolved.From Alicorn to Goddess, wait what?I actually kinda copied the
[[]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx\_ao0]](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0)
"Holy shit!" All of their guards were dead...Yes...Huh, I feel like avocado...!!
"Fr e sh a voca do." We done did it, I summoned the ultimate avocado of motivation...And destruction...And of unbreaking and rebirth...Yes!The shards of the golden knife.Repair it!
[[]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bE4C8a48o1E]](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bE4C8a48o1E)
"By the power of fresh avocados I repair this legendary item and render it unbreakable." Magic.Wow.
"Our runes will defeat you!!!"
"How about...No." I say, it has become my trademark.
"Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!" He launched them at me. I fell, shot in the heart...This was the end...I had a good li-
*Mmm watch a say*Oh shit boys shit will go down. I took a gun out of nowhere, he looked at me wide eyed, I shot the knife, he fell cold dead. But then Shining came in, he was killed, the memes! I can feel my body regenerating...And like that, I was introduced to god hood.
God of MLG.
Now to deal with the army...I walked up to a caribou guard and punched him so hard he did a full tour of the planet.
*NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE*
*MOM, GET THE CAMERA!GET THE CAMERA!*
*OOOOHHHHHHH*
I was being lifted above the ground...
*OH BABY A TRIPLE*
*OMG*
Suddenly. The influx of the memes of all the multi-verse were thrusted*pun not intended* in to me, the power of the memes...
Oh shit, a fucked up populace, ah fuck.