Equestria's Finest Hour
32. Derpy Goes On A Date
Previous ChapterIt was a tiny section of ocean where the last two of the sea ponies now lived, in Manehattan Bay. It was free of the radiation and taint that had now infested their homeland cities thanks to Celestia’s rather flagrant use of balefire. She’d made sure to protect Equestria’s water supplies, though the rest of the world would be fucked even if monsters hadn’t flooded them.
At first, Skystar and Farsky feared that the ponies in the city would notice them there, but there didn’t seem to be any ponies in Manehattan anymore, or anyone else. For a while, there had been nothing but those strange creatures roaming around, fucking pony corpses in the street, brutally raping one another, and eying the sea ponies from afar.
Lucky for the sea ponies, the one thing the creatures didn’t get hard about was water; they hated swimming. It kept the siblings safe while the rest of Equestria, and every other civilization, had their entire populace raped and murdered and raped again.
Now, the monsters were gone too, and neither of the sea ponies knew where they’d gone. They had been masturbating to a swarm of them having an orgy with a corpse pile, watching through their telescope, when they vanished. The corpses they were fucking just flopped where they were, drooling with monster spunk, and then the city was empty.
Which, in a way was too bad because the two had enjoyed being voyeurs to the mass necro-fun-time happening in the city. They even had started their own necro-fun-time, though they didn’t have many corpses aside from Twilight, Derpy, and the few that fell into the water.
Whether Twilight and Derpy were dead was perhaps debatable, as their souls were trapped inside, but they were still nice and chilly against throbbing fuck-flesh.
Apparently, they owed these corpses. Twilight was the one that created the monsters to kill pony-kind, a selfless act, even if it got out of control. At least that’s what Discord had told them, and why would he lie?
Discord, the strange creature that had rescued them from Canterlot and taken them to the bay, said he couldn’t bring the two back to animate life, but could make it where sex felt good to them again, so that’d have to do.
Skystar was enjoying a moment with Derpy. She splayed the limp, waterlogged pony out on a coral reef. Skystar, having grown herself a fat futa cock to enjoy herself, pushed it into the cold corpse. She ran her hooves over the chilly body and shivered as she made smooth thrusts. She had been wanting a moment alone with the hot Pegasus.
“Sometimes I wonder what condition Mom’s corpse is in,” Skystar mused as she watched Derpy’s eyes bobble about with each thrust. “So many monsters have packed her with seed by now.” She leaned Derpy back so she could get into her even with her own large pregnant belly in the way.
Unfortunately for Derpy, Discord had lied to the two. He hadn’t switched their senses back to pleasure; getting fucked hurt even more now than it did before, which Derpy hadn’t thought possible. Still, she appreciated that the one ramming her cunt now was doing it with an intent to make her feel good, and to be honest, Derpy had learned to like the pain, just a little. Another century of being a fuck-cadaver and she’d love it.
Skystar reached to the side where Twilight’s head and torso lay. She picked up Twilight’s head, not recognizing the hatred on Twilight’s face as she kissed her. Skystar then slid the head beneath her, still pushing into Derpy’s pussy as she nestled Twilight’s head behind her balls. She pushed her own soggy cunt down over Twilight’s muzzle. She rolled her eyes back further as it popped inside her and moved her hips faster, sloshing the water about her.
She also picked up Twilight’s torso, lapping into the icebox of a cunt. She tickled her tongue around the insides, not understanding how much rubbing sea water into the sensitive insides hurt. Twilight was lost in excruciating pain as her whole womb filled.
“Having fun, sis?” Farsky slid up behind her, making her jump.
Skystar grumbled, but all the same raised up her tail for her brother to take her too. Farsky had changed since they’d been living here alone. He’d lived his life in a society where mares were superior, and now that there was no one to stop him, he was very much enjoying being the dominant partner. If he didn’t need her to make foals, he’d have killed Skystar too, just for the power trip of fucking the corpse of his last family member. He’d have to wait until they had a few daughters to make more foals before he did that, but he was sure he could make it worth his wait.
Farsky yanked her tail upward further, ramming his own solid shaft against her anal slit. He pushed deep, his prehensile shaft winding up into her intestines as he began violent thrusts. Skystar wrapped her tail about him as he continued to fuck her, rotating her hips to push back into him and forward into Derpy.
“Still no monsters in the city,” panted Skystar. “All those rotten corpses going to waste, maybe we should take a trip on land.”
“We should wait until that crazy guy tells us it’s safe,” grunted Farsky. “I’m more interested in that fuck toy growing inside you, can’t wait to fuck it.”
“As big as I’m getting, I’m sure it’s a them instead of an it,” asked Skystar. “Hoping for fillies then?”
“My throbbing cock will be the first thing they feel no matter what bits they got,” grinned Farsky.
He slid his hooves further around to feel the movement in her sloshing belly, groaning and increasing his thrusts. She tensed up around him, clenching his shaft in her ass and Twilight’s muzzle in her cunt as she approached her climax.
She blasted a wave of salty semen into Derpy first, pumping her full, unaware of how her spunk burned at Derpy’s insides as her belly swelled. Her pussy exploded as well, a cloud of white drifting up from her posterior as she splattered into the water. Farsky bit down on her ear and groaned as he went off in her convulsing behind seconds later, pumping a geyser of incestuous seed into his sister.
No sooner had she entered afterglow though than Skystar squealed at a sudden surge of pain. She took a few moments to realize what was happening.
“Brother, whatever the fucktoys are, they’re coming now!” Skystar shook, trying to pull from her spot sandwiched between her brother and Derpy’s corpse.
Farsky let her pull from Derpy, yanking his own shaft out of her ass, only to flip her over and lay her out against the reef on her back. He slid his hooves to feel over her contracting belly as he forced his still-throbbing shaft back into her cunt.
“Brother?” Skystar groaned.
“No complaining or I’ll snap your fucking neck, Sis,” Farsky growled, “I’m gonna give the first little brat its first meal before it even gets out of your slutty cunt.”
Farsky grinned, savoring the pain in his sister’s eyes as her cunt clenched hard, a cloud of red spreading through the water around them as he plundered her birthing fuck hole. She groaned as her body pushed the first new fuckable life out of her womb, and his cock throbbed, wanting to give his new foal its first of many rapes.
He kept shoving until he met the little one on its way out. Farsky pushed deep inside, his prehensile length snaking against the newborn’s face until it found the muzzle. He shoved inside, feeling its first gagging motions around his shaft as he invaded its throat. His belly smacked his sister with each ram, going deeper into their foal’s throat as it pushed further out. He rolled his eyes back at feeling his sister’s pussy and his foal’s throat at the same time.
He didn’t last long, and just as the little one’s head pushed free, he came hard, pumping his load into her never-before-used stomach, then overflowing as she vomited the rest back out into the water. When it came all the way free, he couldn’t see it through the cloud of cum and blood in the water, so yanked it free and ran his tongue across it to check its gender.
To his delight, it was a filly, and he held her hips to push her onto his still throbbing shaft. His daughter’s cry echoed through the water as he forced his tip into her newborn pussy, wanting the first event of her life to be her father raping her. If he could help it, fucking newborns would become standard practice.
He resisted the urge to impale her cunt to mouth, only pushing in far enough to ream her immature womb to its back wall, but even that was dreamy. He had never felt such beautiful, tight convulsions around his cock.
“That’s right, slut, get used to it,” he groaned, “This is your life, Daddy’s rape toy. I want a foal inside my foal as soon as I can.”
“Me aren’t you quite the deviant,” Discord observed, as he had watched the entire thing.
“Oh, hello Discord,” Skystar groaned as her brother fucked their incest-foal, “I was wondering… did all the Monsters leave?” She had trouble speaking with the second of the twins forcing its way out of her cunt, but managed; she was getting used to pain.
“Oh, I took care of them,” said Discord, “Pretty much all of Equestria, and the world, is yours now. You can make your own fucked up society to replace the last fucked up society. But you know, more interesting than before, since you’re not all just clones of one creature raping skeletons.”
“Fuck! Newborn cunt is so amazing!” Farsky moaned above his daughter’s wails of agony. “Gonna cum harder than I ever have! Oh, hi Discord.”
“Don’t mind me,” Discord stroked his smaller self.
“What should we name it?” asked Skystar, even as a second head popped out of her well-stretched pussy. “Oh here comes the second!” She doubled over, giving the second foal a deep kiss just as it was emerging. “Mind if I fuck it? Hm, think this one’s male.”
“If it’s male, fuck it to death,” groaned Farsky, rolling back his eyes. “I think my dick should be the only one making foals for the first few generations. Let’s name her Fucktoy, so she never forgets what she is.”
Skystar grabbed her son’s head in her teeth, gripping and yanking him free. She shook at the surge of pain it caused, but pushed his bottom against her own throbbing futa shaft. She wasted no time forcing it inside even if it took a dozen tries to pop into the tight anal ring. The little colt squealed in delightful horror as she invaded his unused asshole.
“Oh yeah kill that fucker,” Farsky moaned. “The only one getting to knock up cunt will be me.”
The sight of his son about to get murdered by his sister and fuck toy sent Farsky over. He shook as he flooded their daughter’s immature cunt with the same seed he’d made her with. He yanked himself out as she overflowed, then rammed his rod back into her screaming muzzle to enjoy the shivers of audio pleasure.
“Neat,” observed Discord. “Oh and I have a surprise for you two in the city.”
Discord snapped his fingers, and they all vanished from their ocean location and appeared inside Manehattan in the remains of one of the market districts, which now comprised broken down stalls and rotting corpse piles.
The surprise was laying in the middle of the square and street; the duo’s mother, Novo. She wasn’t rotten like the others; she seemed well preserved. In fact, she looked conscious, even if she wasn’t saying anything.
Skystar didn’t pay a lot of attention to it at first. Instead she flopped onto her back in the street and yanked the little colt further down onto her cock. She rammed more violently, her girth stretching his body more with each thrust. Blood poured from his asshole as she punctured up into his gut and made her way through his body.
“That’s it, my beautiful little colt,” Skystar moaned. “You’re nothing but a warm fleshlight for Mommy’s cock, not that you being cold will stop me from doing you again later.”
“Mom!” Farsky was quicker to notice the gift. “You’re alive? Now I can rape a foal into you too!”
“Well she’s kinda sorta alive,” Discord shrugged. “I mean only Harmony could put her proper soul back inside, and she’s… busy. I made her body alive though, so at least you’ll have a fuck toy you can make incest-foals in. It’d be such a waste if you never got to make your mommy a mommy.”
“Eh, I’ll take it. She can still do everything a mare needs to do,” Farsky shrugged and let his daughter flop onto the pavement, letting her lie and wail as he crawled his way over to his mother. “Get over here and lick the taste of foal pussy off your son’s cock, slut.”
“Yes sweetheart,” Novo sounded high.
She obeyed though, writhing over to him and slurping his salty, bloody shaft. She stroked him with one hoof, the other grasping his behind as she gobbled down his cock. Her neck stretched out as she took him.
“Would you mind if I borrowed Twilight and Derpy while you two are impregnating or murdering your family members?” asked Discord.
“Huh?” Farsky blinked, then nodded. “Oh right, sure, just bring them back.”
“I might,” smirked Discord, snapping his fingers and disappearing with their two corpse-toys.
Skystar watched the girth of her cock expand her colt’s neck as he vomited a fountain of blood and guts. The groaned as her cock exited his muzzle, his body convulsing its last death throes as she shot her cum through him. It fountained up into the air, raining back down upon the mother and her son’s fresh corpse.
“Oh fuck yes,” Skystar said as she flopped the colt onto the pavement next to Fucktoy. She purred as she picked the colt backup, dumping cum and guts from his gaping rape hole onto his wailing sister.
“We need to ask Discord to turn me back into a hippogriff,” commented Farsky as he pulled his mother’s head off his cock. “None of you though. Mares shouldn’t be able to run from me.”
Farsky slammed Novo’s head against the pavement as he pushed her back onto her back. She didn’t seem like she minded, only wrapping her forelegs against him as he pulled atop her, coiling her tail tip against his own as he pushed his length against her sopping wet slit. All the soulless mare could do was obey.
Farsky plowed Novo as hard as he could, stretching her tunnel and puncturing through to her womb in the first stroke. He continued to hammer against her, bodies undulating together on the pavement as they fucked. He licked at her blank face and kissed her, eager to put a foal into the hole that expelled him.
“Let’s see if she’ll eat her dead grandfoal,” suggested Skystar, dragging the remains of it over to the two.
Farsky nodded and pulled his face from Novo’s, and Skystar shoved him into her muzzle. Novo opened wide and gnaws on the cum and gore that oozed out of the gaping hole that used to be the colt’s asshole. She gripped his tiny cock with her teeth and yanked it free, chewing it well before swallowing it down with the gore.
“She’ll do whatever we want!” Farsky grinned. “Mom, I’m gonna have you do so many hot things!” He pulled the colt from her muzzle though. “Let’s let it get good and rotten before feeding her the rest.”
Skystar nodded and smiled, giving her brother another deep kiss. He creamed a load into their mother as she did, and Skystar enjoyed the vibrations of his moan. Farsky pumped a full load into his mother’s womb, making sure she’d pop him out another foal to either fuck or snuff, depending on gender.
“This is so amazing,” Farsky panted after he finished.
“So what about Twilight’s corpse?” Skystar asked. “Where should we keep it?”
“We could make a religion out of her or something,” Farsky suggested. “It’ll keep our descendants under better control that way. We can all gather once a week or whatever and fuck her on an altar or something. That retard maybe too.”
“That seems reasonable,” nodded Skystar.
Twilight didn’t regret her acts, but she regretted the punishment. Being conscious in her own corpse was excruciating and getting constantly fucked by those damn sea bitches made it all the worse. It was small consolation that the other princesses, and everypony else, died horribly.
When Discord dragged her corpse off, she expected more of the same, but after he teleported, she found herself floating in his home realm. Not only that, but her head was back on her shoulders and she could move again.
Derpy floated nearby though that dumbass still looked cadaveriffic. Good, morons like her deserved nothing less.
“Hello, Twilight,” Discord said. “I hear you’ve been busy… well not recently, but before you got yourself killed you were.” Discord couldn’t have brought her back in the real world, but in his dimension the same rules didn’t apply.
“Please keep me alive!” Twilight sobbed already, desperate to remain outside of that prison. “I’ll do anything, I’ll be your personal fuck slave for all eternity, so long as I don’t have to be a corpse!”
“Oh how the mighty have fallen,” tsked Discord. “How disappointing. But I’ll tell you what: submit to a go with me, and I’ll raise your corpse and let her live here.”
“Thank you!” Twilight felt relief for the first time in so long.
“I might remove some of your parts again,” Discord pondered. “You know, to make you an adequate fuck pillow. But let’s start with tentacle rape. You can never go wrong with that!”
“Yes, fuck every orifice I have!” Twilight encouraged. “Make more if you have to!” Her time spent as a corpse appeared to have changed her demeanor.
That wasn’t important to Discord though. The important thing was to give her hope as much as possible. So he couldn’t just say he’d release her; it’d be far more believable to say he wanted to chop her up and use her as a living fuck pillow rather than a dead one.
Discord grabbed Twilight, feeling his claws over her writhing body as his shaft extended. His cock split again and again, becoming a dozen throbbing protrusions, each as thick as the original had been, and each with a tiny version of himself on the tip.
“It’s been too long,” commented Discord. “I haven’t had you since I was first released from stone and raped you in the middle of Ponyville. Good times.”
“Yes, rape me again,” panted Twilight, slit drooling, anticipating her abuse. “Never stop!” She spread her legs wide and used her magic to massage the end of every shaft at once, causing all the little Discord’s to giggle.
The tentacles invaded her from all ends. The first pressed against her slit, squirming his way up through her tunnel, horns and claws scratching at the sensitive flesh as he thrust womb-deep into her. It hurt, but was nothing compared to the agony she had been experiencing, so she welcomed it with a moan.
A second pushed into her tail hole, having more trouble getting inside. He had to drag himself further with each thrust, grasping her insides with his claws and forcing himself deeper. He thrust, and didn’t stop being deeper, winding further into her intestines with each thrust.
The third pushed into her muzzle, which she slurped and licked even as he bit at her tongue. She swallowed him, letting him stretch out her neck as he rammed home. Twilight gagged, but it was more to pleasure him than the need; she had no hint of a gag reflex after what she’d been through.
Four of the tentacles morphed so that one edge was razor sharp, and each encircled one of her legs at her shoulders and hips. She felt the edges cutting into her flesh and stretched herself out to encourage him to cut. She stretched out her wings as another two wrapped around the bases.
Her body convulsed as the blades sliced into her skin and ground back and forth. They were like circular hacksaws, working their way into the bone, her blood leaking free and floating through the surrounding void.
Twilight groaned again, creaming herself hard as her limbs were twisted and bent, bone splintering as they ripped off her body. Even the pain of dismemberment was a welcome relief compared to the torment she faced before. They cut them, off as close to her torso as possible, stitching the flesh together to leave her just a torso and head.
The little Discord tentacles continued to invade her from every direction as she came. The one in her ass made it all the way to her stomach where it met the one that had shoved into her muzzle. Two Discords came together and made out inside her. They grew tiny shafts themselves, wrapping together and fucking each other’s throats as they moved back and forth, Twilight’s entire digestive track getting fucked.
Discord laughed as he came, each of the tentacles inside Twilight vomiting his sperm, the two in Twilight’s belly creaming themselves atop that. The tentacles not inside her gathered around, showering her body with thick cum, globs of cum and blood floating around them in the void.
“Well we have an agreement,” Discord grinned as he withdrew. “Which I fully intend to keep.”
“Thank you so much,” Twilight coughed up cum and blood as he withdrew, but didn’t care.
“So I’ll revive your corpse and allow her to live in my realm,” Discord said, grabbing hold of Derpy’s corpse. “This is YOUR corpse, right? That you made? Or had made?”
“What? No!” Twilight’s face went from relief to terror in seconds. “You can’t do that! You promised!”
“I promised I’d let HER live here, not you,” Discord laughed.
Discord snapped his fingers, and Derpy convulsed to life even as Twilight felt herself fade back into the same corpsified condition as she had been in before. Derpy screamed as soon as she could, having a lot of screams built up by this point, so Discord let her shout it out while talking to Twilight.
“Once she’s done screaming,” Discord said. “She’ll give you a goodbye fuck.”
“You can’t… not that retard… damn it…” Twilight got out a few more words as her heart beat to a stop, body encompassed in the eternal torment she would continue to suffer once again. Discord twisted her head with one tentacle, wrenching it free from her body to complete the return to normalcy.
“I’m alive?” Derpy asked once she finished screaming several days later. She waved her hooves about in front of her face as if in awe. “I forgot what this was like!”
“You are!” Discord grinned, having waited. “Which mean you outlived everypony that wanted you dead, and everypony else! Want to fuck Twilight before she heads off to her eternal torment? I think they will use her as a sacred fuck doll or something.”
“Sure!” Derpy grinned. It took a moment for Derpy to get her bearings, flying the wrong direction a few times before colliding with Twilight’s body.
“I’d get your daughter, but I can’t get to her soul,” said Discord.
“It’s fine!” said Derpy, one eye on Twilight and the other on Discord. “She was a brat, anyway.”
“I’ll make you a new one then!” Discord decided.
“Deal!” agreed Derpy.
Derpy grabbed for Twilight’s head first, bringing it down to her crotch as Discord’s magic gave her the bits she needed to molest the head. Being a futa-spell from Discord, Derpy’s dick looked like a tiny version of herself, bouncing eyes and all.
Having the retard’s retarded cock smacking her face was humiliating enough for Twilight, but it didn’t stop there. Derpy turned her head around, taking a few attempts before her shaft burrowed itself into Twilight’s throat from the wrong end, pushing up into her muzzle. Derpy shivered at the feel of the sticky, cooling flesh.
But why stop there? Derpy floated closer to Twilight’s torso, pushing Twilight’s muzzle against her own rape-slickened pussy. As she thrust, she forced Twilight’s muzzle inside, forcing the alicorn to muzzle-fuck herself at the same time. Derpy shivered, pushing balls deep into Twilight’s neck, dick pushing out Twilight’s muzzle and all the way to her cervix.
Derpy felt Discord grab hold of her plot as she rammed Twilight, so flagged her tail and spread her hind legs. At first she worried that she might be too used to painful sex to enjoy this, but Discord solved that, his tiny dick-cord scraping its claws along her sensitive insides. It left tiny paper-cut like slits along her insides to sting against her cunt honey and his pre.
Derpy squeaked when Discord leaned down and gave her a passionate kiss. She wasn’t sure she’d ever had one of those; not even the stallion that raped Dinky into her kissed her like that. She returned it, battling her tongue against his, until his tongue sprouted limbs and a dick. Discord’s tongue held Derpy’s tongue down, raping and strangling it as it screamed.
Okay, sex with this guy would be weird, but Derpy could live with it. At least she was living at all!
“Oh I will like you,” grinned Discord when Derpy went with the tongue-raping so easily.
Derpy couldn’t answer as she was too busy squealing in orgasmic bliss. She unloaded her first pleasurable orgasm in years deep into Twilight’s snatch, getting off further by knowing how agonizing it was for the princess of fuck-pillows.
Discord’s happy little dick vomited a torrent of seed soon after as her pussy convulsed around it. It stung at the bleeding flesh and filled her womb like a water balloon, stretching it out until her belly looked pregnant enough to pop.
Derpy shivered at the mix of pain and pleasure, fading into a peaceful, naughty-dream-filled sleep.
“Oh well I guess I should take Twilight back to her new masters,” Discord chuckled as he yanked his shaft free of Derpy and left her floating there in the void with cum leaking out. “You know, I think I’ll name our first foal Screwball. Pretty sure the monsters ate the other one.”
