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Mission Name: Operation DangerZone
Agent Name: Smith McCool. A.K.A Death Angel
Mission: Infiltrate enemy base and steal their intelligence.
Mission Status: Mission Failure Agent Unresponsive.
It's been 10 days after Smith McCool disappeared or went AWOL which is unusual for him. For even if Smith was a charismatic person even he would stick to the mission and not be drinking or be having a night of fun with the ladies on the job.
Something was wrong and there was no way to rescue Smith he would have to do that his self
Feb 14th
The Ponies of pony-ville woke up early and were preparing the annual pony-ville Heart and Hooves day in which everyone would be attending. The main six (except Twilight because she was "supervising to make sure nothing could possibly go wrong" ) were busy at work making sure everything was in ship shape for the arrival of the princesses who would be attending the event.
Meanwhile back at Canterlot
Luna was walking to her sister's chambers to wake her up. She entered the room to her that once again her sister was still asleep.
"Sister it's time to wake up," Luna said to the white sleeping puff ball of bed-mane ball of lose feathers called a Celestia.
It didn't move.
"So is that the way you want to play it, sister?" Luna said. "looks like I have to use an old friend".
*Luna took a large breath of air*
"WAKE UP CELESTIA FOR ITS TIME TO RAISE THE SUN!" Luna yelled in her royal Canterlot voice to wake her sister up.
The puff ball did not move
"Tis my sister dead?" Luna said in a shuddered tone that chills ran up her spine. Hoping that her only family member wasn't dead
"Nope just tried" The white puff ball muffled her back from the bed.
"Sister hearts and hooves day is going to start soon you need to raise the sun and get ready!" Luna said.
Celestia's Horn glowed and the night turned to day telling all of Equestria that Princess Celestia has just woken up.
"There now that I'm (up thanks to you Luna) I should get ready for the festival for it is one of my many royal duties," Celestia said as she got out of bed and started to brush her mane.
Now Celestia didn't want to get up on this particular day and she hated this day not because Luna wakes her up extra early no it was because she didn't have a special some pony of her own. Because she was a princess, everyone has to treat her like one and with all her royal responsibilities it left no time for any getting to know anyone...personally. So she was normally a little depressed during this month. Little did she know she would be getting a visitor soon.
Meanwhile in an air vent in Russia.
Smith McCool our top agent is working to steal the intelligence by crawling through a vent...worst choice ever.
"The thermostat has become sentient...Oh god! That's how maximum overdrive started!" Smith said as he was sweating in a 100,000,000 stealth suit.
Suddenly there was a crash. The bolts holding up the vent fell out of the roof and landed as a slide.
"Oh SHIT!" Smith screamed as he slid down the vent like a slip and slide. Then he disappeared into the darkness without a sound and the vent fixed its self.
Back at equestria
Celestia had just finished her breakfast and was walking the throne room where she would spend the day doing princess stuff. And the Main six walked in with Luna.
"sister I have noticed your lack of happiness these past days and so I brought your friends to try to help you," Luna said and the mane six walked behind her.
"It's nothing sister I just have so much on my mind at the...owh," Celestia said as she put her hoove to her head. "I have this killer headache all of a sudden".
Suddenly there was a strike of lighting outside and the day turned cloudy.
"What is happening?" Luna yelled. Then a white blur crashed throw the roof with the shock wave breaking all of the stain glass windows and pushed everyone back as it fell through the floor to the below and fell down the ground.
"What was that?" Twilight said as she picked herself off the ground.
"I'm not sure but the magic is strong" Celestia replied to her student. "We must take a look".
So the group walked down to the royal garden (which was not even a garden anymore but a steaming crater)
"I hope the animals are ok" Futter-shy whispered as she looked around for animals.
The Group arrived at the scene and to their surprise in the newly made crater, there was a white Male Alicorn with a short black mane. He was hurt with a broken leg and a wing and a small pool of blood was forming.
"We must get him to nurse red heart!" Celestia yelled carrying the wounded alicorn on her back.
As she picked him up he woke up a little. "what's happening? Why does everything hurt?" Smith said in a dazed tone before he passed out on the princess's back.
"Don't worry you will be okay". Celestia replied. She took him to the medical wing where nurse red heart was ready to help.
"Princess, have you ever seen a male alicorn"? Twilight asked Celestia in the waiting room looking over the operating room.
"Twilight there are no male alicorns". Celestia said without even taking her eyes off of the patient.
"Well, there's one right there," Twilight said trying to get Celestia's attention but failing.
"This is different and that is why were going to keep him here". Celestia Said in a stern tone wondering if this pony would live.
"Now go back to pony-ville I can not make it today I have urgent matters to attend to"! Celestia said trying to push the others out of the waiting room.
Luna's ears perked up. "Sister you can not be joking around here," she said trying to stay in the room without being pushed out.
"Luna go...if you want I will stay here with our wounded guest". Celestia said. as she turned back to look once more.
"Fine, I was hoping you would come join us this day". Luna said giving up to Celestia's magic and left the room.
When everyone left the room Celestia stayed behind and watched the male alicorn. "Maybe I found my special some pony after all" Celestia said as she licked her lips in a seductive way as she watched from the waiting room.
Down below the doctors were taking off the Alicorn’s clothes so they could try to save his life and that when Celestia could get a better look at him. She saw his strong body and mussels that were hidden under his suit. His strong chest with his wounds. His hooves were very fluffy as in a Clydesdales and his full wings with each feather rustling.
“he must have been a draft pony or a guard somewhere cold,” Celestia thought to herself before thinking how she could let him use her for pleasure, and she continued to think of perverted thoughts to let her wounded guest mount her. It must have worked because she felt something run down her leg.
Her tight alicorn pussy was soaking wet from thinking about him that she was “horny as a unicorn with wings” and she needed to find a place to...pleasure herself.
“As a princess, I have “personal royal duties” to attend too,” she said to herself as she traveled around the castle to find I nice place to...clop. She couldn't go to her room. Or the royal kitchen. Or the Moon. It was then she decided to magically lock herself in the waiting room and use a mix of a cloaking spell and sound reduction spell to let her masturbate in peace.
Once she felt like she could enjoy herself without any intrusion she laid herself down and gently touched her wet clit.
“mmhhh” she moaned a tad bit as she starts to rub her puss. Each time she did led her closer to climax for it was been ages since she had time to play with herself. She keeps thinking about the how that pony down there would please her.
Speacking of that pony
The doctors had saved that pony's life, Each bullet was removed and wounds patched up. The alicorn was hoof-cuffed to the bed. ( which made Celestia even hornier ) due to him trying to leave the table and screaming about some sort of Death Angel. At this point, the doctors were cleaning up for the night that they heard a loud moan.
“Oh my goodness!” Celestia moaned as she reached orgasm. She laid on the floor in sexual relief, her love juices flowing out of her puss to the floor. “That was...amazing...but it must be better with friends...or him...” she said as she began to clean up her mess and undo the spells and a doctor walked into the waiting room.
“your majesty, he has been fully healed amazingly.” he said. “he is in fact 100% real alicorn.”
Celestia started to smile happily knowing he was safe.
“Thank you, doctor,” she said as she saw Smith in the bed. His vital signs were normal and his blood loss was taken care of all bones were healing nicely.
What happened next was lost to Celestia as instead of listening to the doctor, She was daydreaming about how she would fuck her guest.
Smith picks up the letter of the floor and looks at it.
The letter was in a white envelope. It smelled like rosemary and it was sealed with a wax imprint of her cutie mark. The letter was writing in cursive and in a gold ink.
“This looks important,” Smith said as he delicacy opened it to read the royal stationary that was placed under his door.
To the handsome Mr. McClydes...
I’m glad you have healed remarkably quick and will be joining me, my sister Luna and our friends for a royal dinner tonight. I hope our selection of royal wine will have to suffice for our lack of this as I quoted from your notes “a creamed Isabella Islay whiskey”. (6.2 million dollar whiskey drink with melted vanilla ice cream into it, and the name to sound sexual).
As well as other food you may or may not like. The dinner menu is.
Royal red wine.
A simple green tossed salad.
An Eggplant Parmesan.
chocolate cheesecake.
A secret "dessert" at 9:00 Pm. if you're interested.
(that being if your still up for it honey)
As well as far as dinner go's I hope you will enjoy it and eat more than some Schoch and six of these “gummy bears”.
that I have read in your log book. I'm sorry it was Un-princess like of me to read you personal diary.
Smith's stomach growled. He didn’t have much to eat on the mission at all.
Now hopefully you know your manners as we do have to put on a show for the rest of Equestria...and my sister.
It would come to my attention that Princess Luna of the night doesn't seem to like you for the damages you caused when you crash landed. But don’t worry about her she's fine. Just...well concerned about you as well as me in a different way.
Well, I have to keep this short after-dinner meet me in the royal garden at 9:00 Pm sharp! I have enclosed some words of power in this later so you can learn magic quicker than most ponies can do in a year.
~Signed your Princess Celestia.
~Tia
P.s Do not go asleep tonight Luna can mess with your dreams.
Smith read it again to see if he missed anything, then he looked at the last part and read it again.
"P.s Do not go asleep tonight Luna can mess with your dreams. " Smith read aloud to himself.
"what does she mean her sister can mess with my dreams?" Smith thought. He hoped that if he did fall asleep Luna wouldn't show him his dark past. That would not be a good idea and could not only harm Smith...but others as well.
he couldn't dare tell them about "other Smith".
"Well good to know," Smith thinks to himself as he turned the letter over to see three worlds of power. The words that would give him the knowledge of years of magic in the form of four words.
"Tfiws Em, Kcuf, Esaelp" Smith said aloud as soon as the last word left his mouth he was blown back and he hit a wall
and saw nothing but a bright light and felt like he was going to die! Then...it stopped and he hit the ground with a thump. He slowly opened his eyes and saw an aura of Princess Celestia. The ghostly figure was on laying down on top of him. He could feel her weight on his chest. the Ghostestia was smiling and looking at him. Smith didn't know what to do next. When suddenly Ghostestia started to move her mouth to his mouth and kiss him.
Smith broke the kiss and looked her in the face. "uh...hello?...beautiful" Smith said as he smiled. The Ghostestia giggled as she started to kiss him more. He suddenly had the most strangest boner EVER in his life. He felt turned on at the facts of. A. The fact that he was making out with a ghost version of one of the rulers of the whole pony world that are basically gods. B. He could smell some sort of alicorn pheromones coming from both of the sisters but he was ignoring it. (perhaps that is what the strawberries and cream had something to do with it) And C. well he wondered what it would feel like to do "it" in his new body.
"so...your...horny as hell because of me?" Smith asked the Ghostestia as she looking into his deep green eyes as she smiles nodding slowly grinding on his erect cock through his pants. Smith gasped a little as she continued grinding her ghost pussy on his cock through his pants.
The Ghostestia kissed him again and disappeared leaving Smith lewdly confused. Then An amazing smell started to fill the room. His nose was smelling mountains of flavor...It was food. Smith's stomach growled, He could eat a horse...but he wasn't into that. He began to walk out of his room to dinner as it was time to eat whatever was planned to be eaten. He wouldn't mind if it was a tiny salad or something that if he had eaten it would make him sick. As he was walking down the hall he had the feeling that it wouldn't be just small salads and royal wine he was going to have for dinner now. He was going to have some main courses as well as some "special" dessert tonight.
As Smith was walking down the hall he saw that most of the stained glass has been repaired as well as the hole in the ceiling and floor. "Sorry about that" Smith said in his head. He turned the corner and follows the smell of dinner. He entered the dining hall and saw the ponies. Six of them and two princesses sitting on each end of the table. There happened to be one empty chair right next to Celestia (duh she made one there). As soon as he entered feel felt all their eyes stare at him. He didn't know what to do next so he opened his large wings to show off that...Yes...I am...In fact a male alicorn. He went to sit down and tried to not make eye contact or...
"I see you found your clothes and read my note," Celestia said. Smith tried to not look at her and focus on his food. The salad didn't look that bad. The only problem is that he didn't know how he could eat it without using his face. He saw the other ponies using magic and somehow eating using their hooves. He was trying to think of a way for him to eat Till he felt some salad touch his mouth. He saw that Celestia was helping him eat. No one talked just looked at him.
"Like this Swift" Her horn glowed as she but the leaf in his mouth. He nodded his head and thought what he wanted to do.
He shut his eyes and felt the magic in his body. It was warm and kind of nice and he opened his eyes and saw his horn glow as greenish aura as he started to eat the salad off a fork with magic.
He tried to make conversation to break the ice. But the other ponies just ate in silence. So he just ate his food.
everything was fine the food was amazing. He didn't want to look like he was starving and hasn't eaten for years.
Celestia on the other hoove was wanting more than just an Eggplant Parmesan...She started to cast a spell and he felt somepony under the table.
It was...you guessed Celestia.
Not only did she manage to make a clone of herself unknowingly to the other ponies. But what she did next only Smith and she could see...
He felt his belt losing and looked down to see Celestia under the table smiling sexually. "uh celes...Princess?" he said. The other Celestia looked at him and smiled. Princesses Luna looked at him.
"So you are enjoying your stay here?" Luna said. At this point, Celestia managed to take off his pants. "Yes...it's very nice here...Princess Luna" Smith said as he looked under the table to see Celestia still smiling as she managed to take off his underwear. Celestia saw his large erect alicorn cock. Smith blushed and tried to stop her but a little part of him didn't want her too. She kisses his tip and Smith gasped and Luna noticed him. Celestia smiled evilly and started to lick his cock and Smith moaned a bit.
"Are you okay?" Luna asked with one eye brow raised up. Smith gasp as he grunted. Luna was pissed at the way Smith was acting as he was getting a blow job under the table by princesses celestia.celestia would suck Smith off as he tried not to look weird. She is sucking him deep and moaning as she was getting horny and each moan from her would vibrate her mouth as well as smiths cock.
Smith looked at her face and Celestia smiled at him and sucked deep into her throat.
"Swift I demand you answer me!" Luna yelled at him. She jumped out of her chair and slammed the table causing Swift to cum into Celestia's mouth. His "love" leaking out her mouth as she shut her eyes and drank it as she slowly sucked to make sure she got her fill. Meanwhile, Luna was coming close to being there were busy and she ripped the chair out from under swift with her magic and saw...
Nothing...nothing at all. No Swift cock, no body fluids. and no horny as fuck alicorn princess sucking him off under the table.
Smith looked at her and was breathing heavily And the real Celestia at the table wiping her mouth from the cum that Smith has giving her. Luna looked surprised and confused at what the fuck was going on to the point she couldn't speak in full sentences at all. She just looked at Swift who was still there trying to catch his breath and Celestia cleaning up and maybe playing with her self.
Luna just turned around and left for to do her nightly job leaving the two to do what every the hell they were doing.
(they think Luna has no fucking idea they're having sex but you can't bullshit the princess of the night).
"Swift?...would you meet me in the gardens tonight?" said the princess of the day as she looked at him still on the floor smiling at her new found lover.
He looks at her and smiles as he nods and picks him self off the floor. "damn right honey i will meet you there on the dot"
He said as he kissed her and walked off to take another bath after his little suck.
"Well he's in for a treat and going to love what I have in store for him," Celestia said as she left to go to her room to play with her horny sex crazed self.
Meanwhile, luna was doing the same thing. You see Luna wanted his cock inside her as soon as he crashed through the roof.
she was rubbing her dark blue pussy and moaning softly to her self.
"Tis the night I release these urges to be fucked by him," Luna said as he released her love juice on the bed covering her hoof.
Swift was in for a treat...
All he could see was dark.
His eyes were covered in a bandage and he felt something metal around his hands...Hooves. From what he could smell it was Lemon disinfectant cleaner and clean sheets. He tried to move his hooves. "Handcuffs?" Smith said to himself.
he heard the beeping of the heart rate monitor. It was going faster Intel someone walked into the room and turned it off.
"It's Amazing that he could live from falling that night he's fully recovered in only one day," a voice said as it got closer.
Smith could hear two voices in the room both sounded female. He knew something was up so he made a plan to keep cool and wait for the handcuffs to come off to race out the door.
"Is he awake"? another voice as smooth as silk said as he felt a soft hoof on his bare chest.
"yes let me just remove the bandage and get rid of these cuffs he was a bit kicky," the other voice said.
Smith felt the bandage is being taken off his head and the cuffs were taken off it was now or never. With all his might he flung forward off the bed only after just realizing that there were cuffs on his legs when he hit the ground.
There were some screams of surprise and he felt some strange force pull him back to the bed.
"NEVER IM NOT GOING TO TURN BACK!" Smith yelled as he was put back on the bed and re-cuffed.
"What is he talking about?" The silky voice said. "Maybe he is scared and needs to see a friendly face".
The blindfold was coming off and smith's eyes were adjusting to the light And that is when he saw her. He saw a beautiful pony with a sparkly multicolor mane and tail that flows freely. Her wings were like those of angels and her eyes that of an amethyst. Then he looked down.
"Oh my god what Happened to me...Im...Im...A PONY!" he said in surprise as he looked at his body. His wings and is hair is a horn.
"You're an Alicorn silly," Celestia said."My name is Princess Celestia ruler of Equestria and what is yours?" Celestia asked as she got closer to his face he could feel her breath on his face within kissing distance.
He couldn't use his real name after all having a human name in a world of ponies. "My name...is...Swift!....Swift McClydes" Smith said as he looked at the female Alicorn's eyes and he could smell some strange perfume of strawberries and cream.
“you smell nice,” Smith said to try to make conversation. He had smelled something like that before.
"What a pretty name for such a strange one," Said the Princess as she got closer still mesmerized by him as if it was a magic spell was cast on her wanting to make the first move. Suddenly two royal guards came into the room along with Princess Luna. Smith looked uneasy but he just sat still and Celestia looked at Luna with a sour face.
"Sister now that he is awake he must be taken to the dungeon for destroying the castle!". Luna said and the two guards walked up to take Smith to the dungeon.
"Stop sister!".Celestia yelled. "it's not his fault Luna he didn't hurt anyone guards stop!" Both of the guards stopped and Smith just sat there staring at both of the sisters fighting. He noted the other alicorn with her dark blue fur and her waving mane of a midnight.
"You're going to forgive the one who destroyed all of the priceless stained glass windows that are millions of years old!" Luna screamed at her. She was very angry.
"Luna they can be replaced, he did after all fall from the sky guards please escort Smith to the royal guest room," Said Celestia. Luna's jaw dropped and she was pissed.
"And call Twilight and her friends Smith will need their help". Luna decided to drop the subject and leave she knew once Celestia made up her mind she would stick to it.
"You want to join me for dinner Swift?" Said, Celestia as she followed him and as Luna stormed out the door. "You must be hungry after all".
"I would be honored princess," Smith said as he got out and was escorted to the royal guest room.
“Please call me Tia cutie” She giggles as she walks to the throne room.
The royal guest room has huge with a big bed in the middle. There is a desk in the corner and a big dresser. As well as a large bathroom. (Fun fact it's right across the hall from Celestia's room ready anytime for a quick fuck.)
"Know don't try anything funny the princess have allowed you to stay," One of the guards said before he shut the door and left Smith.
Smith could hear them through the door. "Dude I think the princess has the hots for him," The other guard said.
"You noticed as well maybe she's in an "Alicorn heat" thing? Maybe it's triggered because he's here". Guard number one said.
"Did you see Luna. Man maybe after being trapped in the moon maybe she built up her horny-ness to be "sexually aggressive" Guard number two said.
They both laughed and Smith thought to himself about what could happen. Was it bestiality if he was in this different body? The body of an animal? What would happen if there was some "tactical espionage action"? The more he asked himself questions the more questions he had. What if she were to get pregnant? He decided to stop thinking about that and at the corner of his eye, he saw his stuff and his suit.
"Thank god my stuff," Smith said as he picked up his stuff. "Where are my guns?" he said as a small note fell out. He picked it up and started reading it.
Your stuff was taken to the artifact research wing due to a small accident with one of the guards trying to show off and getting hurt ~ signed Princess Celestia.
"Well shit," Smith said as he put the note down. "Well, I better take a bath and get ready for dinner". He went to the tub and turned it on the water was nice and hot the way he liked it and got in. And looked at the many different soaps and decided to relax a little and enjoy his time alone.
He began to think of what the fuck has happened and he made a mental timeline.
“Fall through a magic portal in a vent, Fall out of the sky and almost die, Be in a hospital bed for three days and wake up and freak out, See I'm some magic pony and all most get sent to the dungeon, Get sent to the guest room, Take a bath.”
“Well, what a day...or night...when did it get so dark that quick.” He got out and dried himself off and looked for something to wear.
He found exactly what we wanted to wear. A white suit, red tie, and glasses he put it on.
“Strange how could she know my exact measurements...wait!” he searched for his notebook in the pile of stuff. It was gone.
“she read my spy logbook!” Smith said. “she read my notes!” Smith yelled as he wondered how she could decode his writing code in the secret infiltrator code.
Suddenly a letter slides under his door
The time was 8:45 Pm and Swift were walking to clean up after dinner and was hoping to take a nap, but he remembered what Celestia said about sleeping. Not that he was worried about what Luna the same mare that turned into nightmare moon but what she would do to him if he fell asleep. He turned on the water in the bath tub and multi-tasked as he brushed his teeth and washed his mane to get ready. As he dried off and got into a new suit. (There was more than one). He started to walk off to the royal gardens.
"Where is she?"
He said looking around admiring the garden. Unknowing that the princess was watching him from the rose bushes. She was ready to pounce on him and glided out of the bushes tackling him playfully to the ground. She leaned over to him, pressing her lips firmly to Swift's. Swift kissed her back with such a passion and lust. She moaned in pleasure, falling onto her back on the ground and dragging swift with her staring longingly into his eyes.
"Oh, I have been waiting a long time for this you have no idea!"
"Oh my...your soaking wet Celestia."
She giggled and kisses him again, she turned around to show off her tight alicorn pussy. He smiled and started to lick her clit. She moaned loud and giggled. Then she started to unzip his pants with her magic.
"My goodness Swift is this how they pleasure your mares back home?" She moaned as he continued to lick up her love juices, and let his tongue explore inside her.
"Yes this is how we do it back home"
"Oh...Swift...How about you show me how you mount your mares."
He got up and slides his pants off and Celestia bends over basically begging for his cock. He smiles and mounted her putting his front hooves on the sides of her wings as he started to rub his shaft up and down her clit. She moaned as he did this teasing her and panting. Swift wanted to enter her badly as he kissed her cheek and slowly let his cock slide into her love tunnel. This surprised Celestia as she had never felt another alicorn use her like swift did. She cried in pain as he popped her cherry and pushed further into her. Celestia's tongue was hanging out from her mouth as swift thrust his large alicorn cock into her squealing loudly with pleasure.
"F-Faster S-Swift!" She cried.
He did as he was told and started to quicken his pace as he used her love hole. He was in heaven her tight walls massaged his dick as his moaned with each thrust. Celestia's love juices were leaking onto his balls as he flapped his wings to make it harder and faster. He wanted to cum into this mare, He wanted to fill her up with his love cream. He stopped and got on the bottom and let Celestia ride him. She bounced fast and deep as she pushed him and her self over the edge. They Came together as Swift filled Celestia to the brim with his cum leaving a bulge in her belly as hit squirted out of her pussy mixing with blood and her love juice.
After calming down and some more kissing the two alicorns rested under the night sky...
And luna saw everything.