Commissar Nutmeg—HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!—has blundered into (and successfully fled from) innumerable tight spots during his long service to Empress Celestia. But when a horde of EDM-gun-wielding Noise Mareines overruns his ship, his last hope rests with a disgraced former Space Mareine held in a stasis-pod below decks… provided he can survive long enough to reach her!

Written for Majin Syeekoh's Sharktavia contest! Pilfers OCs from stories by Moosetasm and horizon... though technically Nutmeg is my primary OC and I helped write part of the latter story... don't taser me, bro!