Pinkie Pie woke up in the middle of a frozen wasteland. Shivering, she walked over to the edge of a cliff. That would be a good place not to fall. At least the northern lights in the area were a sight to look at.

“So, you’re awake!” came a rough voice. Pinkie Pie turned to see a penguin, dressed like the Penguin from Batman. “I’m Crump, the Big Five’s accountant!”

“Disguised as a penguin?” said Pinkie Pie. “You’re funny!”

“Unlike you in Seasons 3 and above!” said Crump. “You’re too much of a goofball there! But penguins are awesome! As soon as I’ve defeated you and taken your body, I’ll open up an all-penguin theme park in Ponyville! Penguins shall rule Equestria! Plus, I’ll have all sorts of reality-bending powers!”

“You can’t use my powers just coz you’re in my body,” said Pinkie. “It’s all Pinkie Pie!”

“We’ll see about that!” said Crump. He raised his arms and shot a blast of ice at Pinkie. Pinkie blocked with her tail, which became frozen. Then she ran up to Crump and whipped him as hard as she could with her tail, shattering the ice against him. Crump staggered back.

“Ouch! That hurt!” said Crump. “Time to bring out the big guns!” He pulled out an umbrella.

“That’s an umbrella, silly!” said Pinkie.

“My favorite Batman villain is the Penguin,” said Crump, “and I’ve picked up on his fighting style.” He began shooting at Pinkie with his umbrella, which was really a machine gun.

But Pinkie was fast. Faster than Rainbow Dash. She ran so fast that the bullets all missed her, until Crump ran out of ammo. As Crump was beginning to get another umbrella, Pinkie pulled out her Party Cannon and blasted Crump with it. As she did so, her tail twitched. Crump fell howling over the cliff, vanishing into the mist below.

“Looks like he ended up like Chrysalis!” said Pinkie. “Oh, right, no he didn’t, Chrysalis survived her fall. Arimaspi then!” Convenient that she was the one who had gone on the friendship mission in which she had heard of Arimaspi falling into the Abysmal Abyss to his death.

A portal opened and Rarity came out. “Pinkie Pie! It’s so nice to see a familiar face.”

“I just defeated one of the Big Five,” said Pinkie.

Author's Note

I paired Pinkie with Crump coz they're the most comical of their respective gang.