Sins Interlude: HiE

by SCP Pinkamena

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Other, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Main 6
Length: 9324

Mike a normal man, finds himself in Equestria and his other selves say "Hi" to the world.

My first HiE! Andrew an ordinary man of 20 falls asleep in his own home and wakes up in Equestria. But the twist is this, his house is in Equestria as well! His Refrigderator filled with food that wasn't there, his internet and T.V. and other electronics work, and his Spilt Personalties come to life! Who's names are after the seven sins. What could go wrong?

Published 2012-07-09 07:14:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-27 00:45:29 UTC

Chapter 1: Where am I?

The street was quiet, the birds chripped in the trees, only the sound of his feet were audible. In other words: He was having a conversation. Andrew Kingslie walked down the sidewalk of his town silently talking to (what seemed to be) himself from time to time.

"I told you already, no." He said to nobody. His mind in-sync with his answer, he only got a huff in his head he sighed.

"You know it's not his fault, we can cope with what Wrath thinks." A woman's voice said. He only sighed as he made his way back to his house. It was getting late and he wanted to retire to his bed. He decided he wanted a quick bite so he went to the bar for a pack of chips and a quick cup. After the quick bite and drink, he made his way to his house taking his coat, shoes, and glasses off he flopped on his bed.

"Good night everyone." He said in the dark and even though someone in the room would not here it, what he heard was seven voices saying 'Good night' as he drifted to sleep.

Twilight Sparkle,

It has come to my attention that you have made a spell that can make one travel between realms, even though it is a wonderful spell, I recommend that you do not use it now. In time that spell will be useful but now I urge you not to use it.

Your Mentor

Princess Celestia

Twilight put the note down and looked down at Spike who was dozing off. He was half lidded, swaying, and just about ready to fall on the floor. She giggled a little and nudged Spike out of his sleepy daze.

"Who wuh?" He said looking up at Twilight who was already done writing the letter. "O.K. I'll do this then I go to bed right?" Spike said as he sucked in a breath.

"That's right Spike," She said as a puff of green fire engulfed the note and went to Celestia. "now you go to bed, but first a little gift." She said as she pulled a red ruby the size of a small apple out of the cabinet.

Spike smiled and grabbed it with his claw and began to chew it slowly at first then he started eating it more vigorously. After he ate it he looked up at Twilight with a thankful look and hugged her good night. Twilight said he good night as well as she too went to sleep in her bed.

Celestia got Twilight's' letter and she read it while Luna next to her was looking at her beautiful moon that had once been her prison.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I will take you words of caution and put them to good use. Knowing that it might come in handy one day makes me happy, and I'm sure that not even Starswirl himself has made something like this!

Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle

Celestia sighed and looked up at the ceiling. She thought to herself. "What has my student got herself into?" She sighed heavily. Luna looked back at her sister sensing her worry.

"What is wrong thy sibling?" She asked as Celestia turned and smiled.

"It's nothing. I am going to go to bed have a wonderful night." She said with a yawn at the end.

"I will sister, I bid you sweet dreams." She said back to her sister as she walked out the door to her royal chambers.

Andrew was still in his bed when the sun poked out of his window. He tensed up a bit and relaxed still not waking up.

"What is it?"
"I don't rightly know, Sugar."
"Is it alive?"
"It looks like its sleeping."
"It...um looks sca-scary."
"I'll agree on that one."

The voices he was hearing was not the voices he was used to hearing. He forced his eyes open slowly.

"It's waking up!"
"Hide!"

As he got up he looked around and the owners of the voices were out of site. He sat up and got out his bed.

"Morning eveyonAHHH!" He screamed as seven entities fell out the closet he opened. One sat up and rubbed his head which hit the ground. The other six laid there on the floor.

"What the-who are you people!?" Andrew said as a girl got up.

"Well, I'm Pride, this is Lust, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Greed, and Gluttony, and you are?" She said as he stood there stunned.

"You, all seven of you are supposed to be in here..." He said pointing to his head. "How did you-?" He looked around again making sure he wasn't dreaming. He took off the Living room then to the Kitchen. He opened it up to find more food in there than there was last night.

"Wrath get your ass off me damn it!" A familiar voice said.

"Greed, shut up! We have bigger problems." Andrew screamed. He looked around and noticed everything was still the same. He walked back to his room and noticed something that wasn't there before. A pink fluffy thing popping out from under the bed. He looked at it before poking it with a stick he got from the closet. The pink blob moved and something from the end giggled. He flipped the bed to find six brightly colored ponies under it. Andrew looked at the ponies then to the people that fell from the closet.

He got on his knees and looked up at the ceiling.

"WHERE AM I!!!!????"

Chapter 2: Take me to Your Leader

"I'm so confused, first, my personalities get out of my head and get a physical form, then I find talking ponies under my bed for what ever reason, there's food in my fridge that wasn't there before. HELP ME!" He screamed as he slammed his head on the door post one, two, three times. He stopped for minute and looked up at the people and ponies. One of the ponies looked at him.

"Feeling, um better?" She asked very quietly. Andrew only nodded as he sat down on his bed. He sighed as looked at the ponies.

"Well, take me to your leader." Those words were like music to Twilight's ears. She walked up to him and smiled. "...Does she always do this?"

"Only when she sees something new, and you mah friend are new." The southern sounding pony said as Twilight kept looking at him studying him.

"She's starting to scare me...um would stare at something-eep!" The green haired girl said as the lavander pony stopped looking at him and went straight to her. She studied her a minute longer than him.

"You're a female," Twilight said pointed at the green haired girl. "and you're male." she said pointing at Andrew.

"Yeah? and that matters why?" Andrew said looking at her as if she was crazy.

She licked her lips and looked at them both and said one word. "Mate." The world went still for a total time of three seconds.

He looked at the pony and then back at Envy. He chuckled "Wanna run that by me again? It sounded like you said-"

"Mate? Yes thats what I said." She said with straightest face he's seen anyone or in this case any pony make.

"No, and before you say 'Why?' here's the reason. She's a SIN, someone who can't ,for the sake of maturity, mate with me or anything else." He explaned to her she sat there absorbing the information. She looked at the six and thought out loud.

"What about them?"

"What about us? You wanna pick a fight or something?!" The red hair man said. He was about to make the first move put two others held him back.

"Easy does it Wrath, we don't want-" He was saying as one of the ponies began to cry. "-to make them upset. Happy now."

"Yes thank you." He said with a smug look. The other two let go of him and stared at him. "What? What do you want me to do, cheer her u-oh, no I ain't doing that."

The two others looked at him their gold and orange hair in front of there faces. "Apologize to her. So we can explain." They both said at him.

"Fine! But i'm not gonna keep cheering her up. there, there nothing to be scared of, except spiders, and lions, and tigers..." He said as she cried even harder.

"Wrath! that wasn't very nice!" A purple haired woman said as she pushed him out of the way. "Envy get Sloth and help, there, there poor baby, did that mean old man scare you?" Pride said as she hugged the yellow pony. The yellow pony nodded and gave the hug back.

"Shhh, Momma Pride'll help you, watch this." Pride said as she took Sloth by her cheeks and made her do a big silly smile. The yellow pony giggled at the funny face infront of her.

"We're no bad. Some of us have a bad temper is all. Now look at me and promise that the next time you see him no crying O.K?" Pride asked her and the pony nodded. "Now that we're all calm, what are your names?"

"I'm Fluttershy"
"Applejack"
"Rainbow Dash"
"Rarity"
"Twilight Sparkle"
"Hi I'm Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet you all, do you like parties? I do! Do you like-" She was aburtly ended by a blue hoof shoved in her mouth.

"I think I remember saying "Take me to your leader" so please can we go?" Andrew said as he left the room.

Alright, I need...

Andrew walked out of his house to be greeted by just about a see of ponies. He stared at the ever lasting crowd and turned to the people and ponies following him.

"...I need to go back inside before something bad happens." He said in his subconscience. He turned back to the sea of ponies and a bright light as if the sun itself came from the sky to his front porch. He buckled down to his hands and knees with his face close enough to the dirt he almost touching it.

"OH, GOD! LET ME LIVE!" He screamed as the light dissapeared from his sight. Looking up he saw rather large white alicorn with a flowing rainbow pastle mane. She looked down at him as he looked up, he could see the other alicorn standing next to her. She was a deep midnight blue with a light blue mane.

"Twilight I told you not to use that spell! You would dare go against your own mentor?" The taller pony said looking at the small lavander pony.

"I didn't mean it! I swear! I fell asleep, dreamed that I casted the spell then poof! Here's this thing and what looks to be his house." Twilight defended pointing out all the events that happened before and after she fell asleep. "Speaking of which, what is this?" She said waving a hoof at Andrew.

"That Twilight, is a human. More dangerous than Discord himself." Celestia said look at him with a stern face.

"Sorry to interupt, but who's Discord?" Andrew asked them both.

"He's the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony and he's seeled in stone. You my friend are more dangerous than him." Celestia said looking at him. He took a step back and looked at the, what he would call for now, personas. Then he got an idea.

"Wait! If I can prove to you that I'm not like him, with you give a chance?" He questioned her and her theory. Now it was Celetias turn to take a step back. A human prove he's not like Discord? How could he possibly do it? "Give me...eight days O.K? That's my guess at how long it will take. So deal?" He said extending his hand. She looked at and raised her hoof hestiantly until stopped by her sister.

"Sister, what if he's bluffing?"

"And if he isn't? I belive everything has a chance including the human and myself. I will take a chance if I have to." She said with a smile to her sister. She reached up and the both shook hands/hooves and nodded silently.

"Thank you, I will, hopefully, prove that I'm not like him." Andrew said looking at her almost in the eye. She nodded again silently. She dissapeared in her sun-like light and he turned to his group.

"Alright, listen I have eight days before my ass is cooked so I sugjest, FINDING A WAY TO GET ME BACK HOME!!" He screamed at Twilight who was taken back by the sudden outburst.

"I'm sorry! I don't know how to reverse it!" She said. He fell on his knees and groaned.

"Fine, I guess for now I'll-Where did everyone go?" He looked around and found that he was alone infornt of his house. "I just hope they don't do anything that will make me look bad. For now, I think I better visit that Pinkie Pie." He said getting up and relizing he no idea where he was going entered a school.

He walked into a room that was filled with smaller ponies and a larger one. He walked right in the middle of class. Cheerilie's class.

"Ohh, this is gonna be bad isn't it?" He said as he tenced up to the sound of thriteen ponies screaming and running in the corner. "Day one: A "good" first impresion." He mummbled as he closed the door behind him.

Song of Greed

"Grave Robbin'! That's against the law!" Applejack said to Greed as he started to dig up a grave.

"Heh, lightweight."

Greed: There is something strange down by the cemetery
Emptying the graves left and right
Ghastly schemes and ghoulish undertakings
Underneath the pale moonlight

Curse the day they invented the crematory
What a foolish waste of potential sales
It's a damn shame to discard inventory
Think outside the box if all else fails
Death is my business and business is good!

There's a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There's profit to be made from the recent deceased!

Applejack: Skeletal remains are safe in the ossuary
They're quite stale and not worth a dime
Don't think me a fiend, this is strictly monetary
Fortune calls and I'll answer this time.
In this occupation timing is instrumental

A matter of hours can plummet the price
The fact it's a crime is simply incidental
Freshness is key, nothing else will suffice
Death is my business and business is good!

There's a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There's profit to be made from the recent deceased!

Greed: Midnight meetings inside the graveyard

Applejack: Crunching numbers, breaking the earth

Greed: I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty
Even if things seem a bit perverse

Applejack: Do these deeds weigh heavy on my soul
I will no doubt sleep perfectly sound

Greed & Applejack: While you struggle to keep your conscience
A garden of riches rots in the ground

Death is my business and business is good!
There's a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace

There's profit to be made from the recent deceased!
Death is my business and business is good!

"See kid, thats the spirit! Now help get the coffin." Greed said as the uncovered their first victim.

Ch. 6 Back at school...

This part of the story tells what happened after Andrew walked in the class room. Enjoy!

"Please, monster don't hurt us!" A pink filly with a little tiara said as she pushed a silver filly infront of her. He looked at them confused. He bent down still on his feet but eye level with her.

"Now, why would I do that?" He asked her and that point every pony in the room stopped shaking. "Why? I mean, yeah I could hurt you but why would I?" He said looking her with a small smile.

"So yur not gonna 'urt us?" A yellow southern filly said. looking at him with big brown eyes.

"Yeah! I ain't gonna hurt a soul. You have my word, the others however..." He said to her looking back to remember the others he was talking about. He stood up straight again and walked to the back of the class. he stood over the table with the arts and crafts and began drawing. The other school fillies and even the teacher were amazed by the way he drew what looked to be a planet.

"This, my fine friends, is Earth...my home." He said looking at his picture. He propped it up for the others to see he started marking off the contients, major cities, achievements the world made. He started marking off more grim things like wars and genocides.

"There was a man not like me, his name was Adolf Hitler. He made a entire purity rant saying that 'If you are not German, you are not worthy of living.' That's when a war, World War II, started. He declaired war with his neighboring countries, to take total control of them. He killed some of his own, killed everyone, the most frightening thing he did though, was kill a group of people called 'The Jews'. He said they were killing children eatting them alive. Of coarse being a leader, they believed him. Thats when the Jewish Genocide accord. Millions of innocents sent to their deaths by one man and a lie." Andrew said to the entire class who was listening so carefully a needle would drop and you could hear it. The teacher, Cheerilie, was litsening to his story so intently she never noticed the class.

"Any questions?" He said after the brief lecture, and a dozen hooves went in the air along with Cheerilie's

"What happened to this 'Hitler' man?" A silver filly asked him with a shy voice.

"He commited suicide so the Powers wouldn't kill him." He said and every hoof in the room went down. Apparently that was the question they all had. "Welp! I hope that gives you a brief history lesson on Earth, its government, and its few skeletons in its closet."

He waved and the class waved back, when they turned to the windows after he left they soon relized it was pitch dark! He talked the entire day away!

*The Next Day*

Andrew walked back into the class for a small visit and when he did he found the entire class shut up in a mear 2 seconds.

"Let me guess, you want me to tell you more about my world correct?" He asked and everypony in the room nodded. "Fine, but there's lots of other things we could do, like for starters NAMES!" He said raising his voice a bit.

"Ah'm Applebloom"
"Scootaloo"
"Sweetie Belle"
"Diamond Tiara, one of the most richest ponies in the land!" Diamond said with a high voice. Andrew looked down at her and picked the tiara off her head.

"HEY! Give. It. BACK!" She yelled jumping up to get at it. He simply put it someplace were she couldn't reach it.

"Tell me what does that picture there represent?" He asked Miss Cheerilie.

"They're the special talent of a pony. Like mine the three flowers with the smiles, I love making children smile." She said with confidence.

"Hmm, O.K. Now you, silver one! what does yours represent?" He asked Silver Spoon.

"My family is in the silver company, and I help make the silverware." She said being shy as she could be.

"Alright now you, Diamond Tiara was it? What does yours represent?" He asked her with a stern look. She was in a corner. What did her cutie mark mean? What was she good at?

"I...I'm good at wearing tiaras?" She said with a sheepish smile. He looked around the room and found wear he put her tiara.

"You mean this? Your good at wearing this? Worthless." He said as he dropped the tiara in front her. "If you don't know what your own talent is, then don't go boasting saying your rich! Got that?" He said scolding her like a father would. She sheepishly shook her head and went back to the desk.

"Now remember the other day when I said that one man and his lie killed millions?" Diamond Tiara shook her head. "You will end up like him if you don't stop lieing. I can tell that you also make fun of others as well. That's the start, and it's gonna grow faster than a daisy." He said looking in her eyes.

Diamond looked around at all the blan-ponies, she had made fun of. She felt dead inside and felt horrible about it.

"Can I...." She muttered from he desk.

"Say again dear it sounded like you went through a tunnel."

"Can I go up and apologize to everypony." She said as a tear came from her eye.

"Yes. Yes you can." He said putting on a smile. Diamond then approched the front of the class and began saying her apology.

A little hungry, a BIG cake

Gluttony followed the pink mare know as Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner, he watched her bounce up and down as she walked (If you can say that.) down the road.

"Hey, Imma a little hungry. Wanna eat?" Pinkie asked Gluttony who stopped at the word 'Hungry'. "Hellooooo? anybody in there?" She said knocking on his head as if it was a coconut.

Gluttony spied the bakery down the road, grabbed Pinkie, and made a mad dash to the shop at a speed that even Rainbow Dash would have a tough time with to keep up. Pinkie shireked with excitment as they flew, almost literly, across town to the shop.

"WOW! We have to that again! But since I'm here lets make something! How about about cupcakes?" She asked holding up a rolling pin. He shook his and pointed at the picture in the book. It showed a cake that was bigger than it was wide.

"That? The 'Glazed frosting lemon cake'. Sure we can make that!...you don't talk much do you?" She asked him. Gluttony kicked up some dirt and found the muster to speak.

"We-well i-it's just that I th-think I likeyou." He said the last to words almost too quick and too quiet to hear.

She dropped the pin and it rolled on the floor. She looked at him flusstered. "Wh-what?" She asked him.

"I said I think I like you. I haven't felt this way since I met Famine." He said with his face in his hands. She went up to him and put hoof and his sholder. Much the same way Famine did when he met her 3,000 years ago.

"I don't know what to say really, but I don't have the same feelings as you do. I'm sorry." She said as her color changed from a light pink to grey pink. He put a hand the hoof that was on his sholder.

"Don't worry, back in my time they had a nickname for me when I was younger. You know what it was?" He asked the pink mare infront of him. She shook her head.

"They called me Dr. Sawbones, and for good reason. When I was a young lad, I played a game called demon ball. Now, the rules are the same as anyother except there was a twist. We had these tools, saws, and when we saw someone with ball, SHINK! Off with either his legs, or his arm. They even made a song about me."

Pinkie Pie reeled back after hearing that they cut off legs and arms. "Are-are they alright afterwords?" She asked.

"Oh yeah, they're fine! The legs and junk grow right back. In fact thats how me and my brother Greed met Wrath. It was the last part of the game, our team was winning 5 to 0 then when me and my brother saw him we knew we were dead. He came up and towered over me and Greed, when we tried cutting his legs and arms, the blades broke! I kid you not."

Pinkie listened to his storys from highschool, to college. He was cerintaly a man of his name. Winning hundres upon hundreds of eatting contests, drink offs, and apple bobbing.

"Can you beat me in a cake eatting contest?" Pinkie chriped. His ear perked up at the sound of the words 'Cake' and 'Contest'. Turned and smiled a wicked grin.

"Three words sister, You. Are. On!"

Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!!

Sloth laid on the ground snoring and her hair over her face. She stopped snoring and got up but was still asleep.

".....Thristy....." was all she muttered and went to the sink. The fauset was running and she stuck her mouth were the water began. Water came out of her nose and after her (rather large) drink, she fell to the ground. She snored lightly and Wrath and Envy came walking in the room.

"She's out like a light."

"No, REALLY?!" Envy coward in the corner as Wrath picked up Sloth and moved her to the library. She snored louder as she was put on the couch in the library. As Wrath began to walk away he started to wonder what she was dreaming of. At one point she mumbled something about funny shapes, he looked around and saw Twilight walk in.

"Oh hello! How can I help yoAHHH!"

"Do you have something that'll let me see what's in her head?" Wrath asked as she recovered from his jump.

"Hmmm I might have something...oh!" She said grabbing a book of spell. "The 'Two bodies, One mind' that should do it. Ok you might feel a tingle." She said as she put the spell in affect.

"Alright I'm in ok, I see a sheep. Hmm, not really what I thought. Wait whats it-oh god, OH GOD, AHHH!!!" He screamed as saw whatever is in Sloth's mind.

"What? What is it?" Twilight said concerned.

"AHHH!!! TURN IT OFF!!!! IT BURNS! AHHHH!!!" Wrath said rolling on the ground cluching his head.

"Ok, ok! I'll stop the connection!." She said as the spell faded. Wrath stopped moving and breathed heavily.

"I now have a phobia of sheeps." He said as he got up and walked out of the library.

Flashback Squence; Gluttony and Famine

"Dieing is easy, watching someone die is the hard part..."

"Famine you ok?" Gluttony said as he help his wife up the hill. Famine nodded and sat on the hill as they both looked up at the fire filed sky.

"Beautiful isn't it?" Famine said as she snuggled in Gluttony. "Gula, whats wrong?" She said calling him by his pet name.

"Do you love me Fam?" He asked her by her pet name.

"What kind of question is that? Of coarse I do. Why what brings that up?" She asked concerned. He look down at her and kissed her on the forehead.

"I'm worried, to be honest, I mean with a kid on the way..." He said trailing off. She prodded his cheek with her finger and smiled.

"I'm nervous too Gula, but you have to except it. Because I know I did." She said as kissed him. Her power depleating him of energy, but his keeping his energy full.

The kiss was made short as the ground suddenly rumbled they both looked at the ground and then at eachother.

"Get up! We need to move!" He said picking her up, but it was too late. They were both found dangling from the what was a hill now a cliff. "Famine! Hold on! I'll pull you up!" He said as he started to pull her up. As Gluttony was however, the ground under him started to give out.

"Gula! leave me..."

"What?! No! Your my wife, I'll won't leave you for anything!"

"There's no other way Gluttony, either I let go and you live, or we both die."

"No, no, don't say that! You'll be fine you hear me!"

"Goodbye, Gula. I love you so much..." She said as she forced his hand to let go of her.

"FAMINE!!! NO!!....Famine....no, I'm sorry...I'm so, so sorry..."

Gluttony woke in his bed with tears in his eyes.

"Famine...I'm sorry I wasn't there for you..."

Nightmare Night and The Sins

"Ok Day one done and happy...now the only question is...WHERE'S THE SUN??!!" Andrew yelled outside of the library.
Twilight who came down in the same costume as last year, Starswirl the Bearded, stopped at the door and looked up at him.

"It's Nightmare Night! the only day of the night." She said with a smile. He looked down at her and gave her a confused look. "You know...in your world its 'Halloweeny' or something."

"Halloween? Is it that time? Ehehehehe!" A bone chilling voice rang from the walls. They both looked around only to find a black figure hanging from the rafters, much like a bat.

"Wrath! get down!" Andrew commanded and Wrath did what he was told, for once.

"Have a heart old man! Halloween is what I was made for. *HISSS*" He said hissing at Twilght and Andrew with a dragon like tonge. He smiled cheekily and ran outside.

"He does know its 'Nightmare Night' right?" She asked Andrew who only shrugged.

"I've got bad blood
I've done bad things
How can I control myself
If I enjoy these nasty habits" Wrath sang as he walked down the street, he spotted a three ponies dressed as a duck, zombie, and a dog. He smiled with toothy grin and started to 'stalk' his prey.

"So, I said 'Are you sure? I mean, wont you-', then he cut me off saying 'It'll be alright." The Duck pony said. Her friends snickered at their friend. When all three heard a growl.

"Nice growl, Silver Lining!"

"Yeah, nice!"

"Um, girls that wasn't me..." Silver Lining said as they all went pale and looked behind them.

"hehehe She's right y'know. That. wasn't. HEEEER!!!" Wrath said as his eys melted from his head and he started laughing. The three fillies, scared out of their wits, ran for the hills and left the laughing sin rollong on the ground.

After his mad laugh, he got up and spotted three more fillies with two following them.

"Blank Flanks!" The little pink pony said as she and her minion bumped rumps. Wrath saw it as an open attack. He wanted all the meat for himself. He snuck up behind the two and growled the same way as before. They both stopped and looked behind them but found nothing. With their noses high in the air, the kept making fun of the three infront of them. They stopped again, after hearing the same growl.

"Diamond, what is that?" The silver filly said.

"I don't know, I hope it ain't that guy from school...he was a creep. Making me say sorry to all those blank flanks!" She said sticking her tounge out in disgust. They both laughed a boasting laugh, untill Diamond Tiara bumped into a what she thought to be another pony.

"I'm sorry sir, I-" Her sentence was cut short by the patter of something wet on her head. She looked up and saw that it wasn't a pony but someone like Andrew. She looked almost shell-shocked. Wrath stood there with a knife...in his head. He looked at the fillies and he smiled a coily smile.

"Do you mind taking it out. It hurts a little." He said pointing at the knife. Diamond and Sliver Spoon looked at eachother and Silver Spoon got the muster to pull the knife out. Using her mouth, the knife came out with a gut wrenching sound. Blood on the knife went from the air, to Silver Spoons face. Wrath took the knife from her mouth and smiled.

"Thank you, I was getting a splitting headache." He said as his head flopped into two pieces, showing his brain and skull. Diamond screamed at the top her lungs, and Wrath could swear she peed herself a little. Silver Spoon stood there, as Wrath put his head back together. She looked at him and flushed a little.

"What do you want? I can see I didn't scare you to have white hair. So what do you want?" Wrath said impationtly. Silver Spoon kicked up some dirt and looked at him with a shy look.

"ThankyouforscaringmeIreallylikeditandIthinkIlikeyou." She said at a highspeed voice. Wrath took a step a back and fell on his butt.

"Wha-" That was all he could get out before Silver Spoon leaned into him and kissed. She flushed a red deeper than his hair and ran off toward Diaomnd Tiara. Wrath staired in the sky. Then he saw her.

"Someones blank stare
deemed it warfare...

Songs of Wrath, Sloth and Gluttony

"Now as you all might know, with us here on Nightmare Night, is the human Andrew and his friends!" Mayor Mare said on the podium who was dressed this time as a red headed doll with overalls and a bule and red striped shrit.

"As part of Nightmare Night, they would like to sing for us." She said as the crowd cheered and The Lunar princess smiled at them with promise.

'Now before we begin, the songs that we three will be singing are indeed sorta kinda scary. If your imagnation is too powerful and you can't handle it please leave now." Wrath said and somewhere in the room a pink filly sneezed.

"Well here we go!" Wrath said as guitars started suddenly.

What ingenious
Forms of torture
Does Beelzebub have for me
Pierced and punctured
Poked and prodded
By the swords of several armies.

Drag me screaming to the guillotine
Hold my breath until it severs clean.

Drawn and quartered
Sliced and severed
Cut my heart out make me eat it
Tared and feathered
Burnt And Blistered
Drown and strapped down to the garrote.

Sharpen Objects
Deep Incisions
Strangled by snakes
Choked by serpents
Blood will boil
Cooked in oil
Until supple flesh falls from bone.

Sharpen Objects
Deep Incisions
Strangled by snakes
Choked by serpents
Blood will boil
Cooked in oil
Until supple flesh falls from bone.

Water torture
Locked in darkness
Let the rats feed on my body
Break my fingers
Pin my eyelids
Stretch me on the rack 'till I snap.

Drag me screaming to the hanging tree
Blind my eyes so I don't have to see.

Set on fire
In a pyre
Punished for thy sins committed
Dastardly Deeds
Wicked Workings
Will always come back to haunt you.

Sharpen Objects
Deep Incisions
Strangled by snakes
Choked by serpents
Blood will boil
Cooked in oil
Until supple flesh falls from bone.

Sharpen Objects
Deep Incisions
Strangled by snakes
Choked by serpents
Blood will boil
Cooked in oil
Until supple flesh falls from bone.

When Wrath was done singing the crowd cheered and he left the stage.

"Well, that was quiet the song! Now next we have Sloth." The mayor said as the crowd cheered again for the next singer. Sloth made her way to the stage her hair wet with water as the first drop hit the ground the music began.

Now I will tell you what I've done for you
50 thousand tears I've cried.

Screaming deceiving and bleeding for you
and you still won't hear me.

Don't want your hand this time I'll save myself
maybe I'll wake up for once.

not tormented daily defeated by you
just when I thought I'd reach the bottom
I die again.

I'm going under
Drowning in you
I'm falling forever
I've got to break through
I'm going under

Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies

so I don't know what's real and what's not

Always confusing the thoughts in my head
so I can't trust myself anymore
I die again.

I'm going under
drowning in you
I'm falling forever
I've got to break through

I'm so go and scream
scream at me I'm so far away
I won't be broken again
I've got to breathe I can't keep going under.

I die again
I'm going under
drowning in you
I'm falling forever
I've got to break through
I'm going under
Going under
I'm going under.

"Now that was singing! Next is Gluttony!" Mayor Mare annouced as Gluttony walked to the stage.

"Now my orignal song was the one they gave in me in highschool." He said as the crowd gave a quick chuckle. "But I think something else would work.

Ahh ahh ahh.
Ahh ahh ahh ahh.
Ahh ahh ahh,
ahh ahh ahh
ahh.

Can...you...feel their...haunting presence?
Can...you...feel their...haunting presence?

Liar!
Killer!
Demon!

Back to the river Aras!
Someones blank stare,
deemed it warefare!

LIar!
Killer!
Demon!

Back to the river Aras.

Freedom...
Freedom...

We're free...
We're free...

Can...you...hear the...HOly Mountains?

Liar!
Killer!
Demon!

Back to the river Aras.

Someones mouth said,
"Paint them all red!"

Liar!
Killer!
Demon!

Back to the river Aras!

Freedom...
Freedom...

We're free...
We're free...

Never return!
Resting on the mountain side!
We have learned...that you have no.
They have returned.
Resting on the mountain side!
We...have learned...that you have no,

Honor!
Murderer!
Sodimizer!

Back to the river Aras!

They have returned,
resting on the moutain side!
We have learned, that you have no,

Honor!
Murderer!
Sodimzier!

Back to the river Aras!

Freedom...
Freedom...

We're free...

Free...

The crowd was silent and then clapping began. Cheering and the crowd going crazy and in the back of the crowd next to Luna, he saw her. His Famine and their child...

A Horsemens Interlude?! (Part 2) Song of Lust

Wrath was out and about scaring the wits out of ponies until he came across Silver Spoon again. He quickly turned the corner hoping he wasn't seen. To his relief he wasn't. Wrath then noticed something odd, Lust had gone missing.

"Lust! Hey Lust! Where are you?!" Wrath said as he stood apon the pole of the central square. As he looked for the baby blue haired girl. He heard moans coming from the library. He quickly jumped down and entered the library.

"Hey, Wrath. What can I help you with?" Twilight said as she put books away.

"Yeah. Have you seen Lust? About yay tall, big gonzos that go about a foot or so infront of her?" He said. As Twilight put away the last book she turned at him with a blank expresion.

"Hmmm....I think I saw her with Spike...but I'm-" She was cut off by Wraths hair bursting into flames.

"SHE'S WHAT???!!!" He yelled as his fire grew even brighter. Twilight was terrified at the scean before her, because it reminded her of herself when trying to figure out the 'Pinkie Sence' complx.

"Last I saw them they were upstairs! Please don't hurt me!" She said and pleaded as Wrath drew closer to her. His fire quickly burned out, as he breathed in and out slowly.

"Thank you, I need to see what they're up too. And no you can't come with." As Wrath entered the upper half of library, he looked at one door in particular. It had a sock around the handle. He sighed and went to the door and saw it was crack only a little bit. He peered in and saw Lust straped to a table and Spike holding a riding crop.

"Holy crap..." Wrath mumbled.

As Spike hit Lust with the crop she moaned and Spike started singing.

Rage in the cage
and piss upon stage.
There's only one sure way
to bring the giant, down.

Defunct the strings of
cemetary things
with one flat foot on the
devils wing.

Crawl on me,
Sink into me,
Die for me,
Living Dead Girl.

Crawl on me,
Sink into me,
Die for me,
Living Dead Girl.

Raping the geek,
and hustling the freak
like a hunchback juice
on a sentimental noose.

Operation Filth
they love to love the wealth
of an SS whore making
scary sounds.

Crawl on me,
Sink into me,
Die for me,
Living Dead Girl.

Crawl on me,
Sink into me,
Die for me,
Living Dead Girl.

Psyco jack,
Hallucinating hack,
Thinks Donna reed
Eats dollar bills

Goldfoot machine,
creates another fiend
So beautiful
they'll make you kill

Crawl on me,
Sink into me,
Die for me,
Living Dead Girl.

Crawl on me,
Sink into me,
Die for me,
Living Dead Girl.

Blood on her skin,
Dripping with sin,
Do it again.
Living Dead Girl

Blood on her skin,
Dripping with sin,
Do it again.
Living Dead Girl.

After the weird sadistic song, Wrath slowly closed the door and headed down stairs.

"Did you find them?" Twilight said.

"YEP! I found them!" He replied as he slammed the door and headed to the forest. In the forest he encountered the Timberwolves, the Ursas, Lupus, and a thin man wearing a suit and red tie. He stopped at one tree and craved a pentagram and dissapeared in the dark that is Everfree. The pentagram began to glow on the tree and five feet in front of it a figure came out of the ground and he streched his arms and legs. The black cane on the ground was picked up by the man as he bent down.

"Fifty thousand years, and now, War shall rule..." The figure said as he began to laugh in a low raspy voice.

War...War never changes

The middle of Everfree was dark, but not your regular dar you see in the attic with no light, this was dark itself dark. And War took a liking to it. With Pandoras cane in on hand and a red glove on the other, he started making shop...

Pride was stolling until she noticed something off. The fillies were not running in terror. She looked for the red haired demon, but could spot no sign of him. As pride was heading to the library she heard an odd noise. The sound of fanfair. She listened very carefully and when she looked in the direction of th forest, she froze in her tracks. War stood there, hold up his cane with diamond on top. The cane quickly became more of a rope and War dissapeared. Pride looked all around to find him, only to here small foot steps behind her. Her pupils shrunk and she stood still and turned her head around to meet Wars priecing red eyes.

"Ello, ducky..." War said as he knocked her out cold.

Envy strolled into Rarity's shop and looked around at the dresses on the racks. She stared at one dress, the style was Old Victorian (or Old Equestiran) and had a green tint to it. Envy's favorite color. She smiled and asked Rarity to make the same dress for her and Rarity kindly agreed. After they took measurements, Envy walked out as Rarity told her it would take a week or so. As she turned to go back in Envy turned as well...to meet the cold stare of a pair of red eyes. Envy let out a muffled scream that fell on deaf ears and was too knocked out.

"...Wow... That long?" Gluttony said looking at Famine and Beelzebub. She told him how long it was sence they last saw each other, how long it took the baby to be born, and then some. Gluttony told Famine to wait on the hill. So she did wait, loking around at her enviorment. But things crashed as she met a pair of red eyes in the distance. She got up and ran as far as she could with baby in her arms. She kept running until she stopped to see the same pair of eyes.

"Well, well, well, looks like someone got busy." War said with asly grin.

"Go. Away." She said as she stepped forward to confront War. He smiled and pulled out his cane, turning it into a muzzle.

"No. Not until I get what I want. War, in my opinion, is like fine art. Its beauty, its destruction. What better way to kill and desimate eachother?" He said he raised his fist high. "If Death could see me now..." He began saying until interupted by Gluttony.

"He would be laughing! Let go of my wife!" Gluttony barked as his fist collided with Wars face.

Biggest mistake in Gluttonys life.

War grabbed Gluttony by the neck and threw him down knocking him out. Famine watched as War beat Gluttony to the ground, the muzzle eventually falling off.

"Y-you monster..." She cried as he collected Gluttony and dissapeared with out a trace.

Ch. 16

The story of the boy in this world is not going to be taken lightly, but I have made a difference. What I did was something I made up and set into motion myself. My name is War, and this is my story.

"Y-you monster." Famine had said as the muzzle I put on her fel to the ground. I picked up the sin on the ground and went on my way. It was a horrible plan and I knew, but nothing could be done. As I went to my 'camp' I guess you can call it, I start to recall memories, of my creation, of my many conquests through-out history, and my most recent memory how I aquired Pandora's Cane.

50,000 years ago
Destination: Lowest ring of Hell

As I made my way up, I threw my last bit of food out of the cave mouth, I watched the piece of bread fall to the very ground of Hell. The fire I made was dieing and I decided to climb the mountain once more. As I started to climb I noticed something off, it had stopped snowing. That was bad. I had to get inside now! Using my power, I put a small hole in the face of the mountain.

"Damn it, of ALL the times..." I said as I waited for it to start snowing again, I looked outside. Snow demons, Wind demons, Frost demons, all of them everywhere. The lowest circle had no idea of the Four Hearlds, so if I went out there, even I would not stand a chance. To my luck, it started to snow again so I had my cover.

I climbed for what seemed to be an eternity, until I finally reached the summit. There, I found a cave that lead into the mountain.

I climbed into the hole and I found it. The chest of Pandora, or better know as Pandora's Box. The box pulsated, like a heart in the chest of a human. The key had found some years ago pulsated as well, I took it off my necklace and put it into the keyhole. The chest said to contain the evils, opened to only show a cane, I was dissapointed...at first.

I picked up th cane and threw it out of the mountain, only for it to come back in the shape of a boomerang. I was shocked and I thought about what I did before it left my hand. I thought to myself before throwing, 'I hope it doesn't come back' and it came back.

"Thought..." I whispered, and grabbed the cane and thought of any weapon, that we had at the time. The cane turned into a sword, an axe, a whip, really anything. I thought about a war hammer, and it appeared. I took a heavy sigh and launched out of the mountain and the best part about it, the snow stopped.

Now, when I said that the lowest circle doesn't know about the Hearld's being, I was telling the truth, when I said they could all kill me, I was telling the truth, but I did not say, they could kill me if I had a weapon.

The rest is gravy for me, for Hell...not so much. I went to my home The Fourth ring of the Apoclypse, and showed Death Pandoras Cane. He took liking and told to hang to it and I did.

Present Day
Location: Heart of Everfree Forest

"Nice and snug, now stay here and be a good boy." I said as I tied up the sin next to the other two, I set out to find the other four. And I knew that I would find Wrath and take back whats mine...

Sorry everyone

Dear Reader,

My story Sins Interlude will be canceled from here on out. I know it's sad no its not to see this story go, but i'm not feeling its vibe no more. Once again I am terribly sorry.

From,
The Seven Deadly Sins and SCP Pinkamena

The Greed of a farmer

Applejack worked the fields of Sweet Apple Acres even though it was the middle of the night. She slacked off the day before and as punishment Granny Smith made her work the night. As she bucked a tree she could here snoring. She thought it was Rainbow Dash, but the figure that fell out of the tree said otherwise.

"AHHH! Oof! My head..." The figure said rubbing his head from the fall as he opened an eye he saw the orange apple farmer.

"Now what do ya think yur doin' in mah apple tree?" She said looking at him in the eye.

"Sleeping...my name's Greed and you are...?" He asked bringing his foot foward. She took him by the shoulder and flipped him over.

"Name's Applejack! Now Greed get moving so Ah can work. Ah need to make money for the farm." She said looking at him.

"Reaaaaly? Well lucky for you I know how to make money!" He said as he pulled a coin from her ear.

"How'd you?!"

"Watch, I can make one, to two," He said as the bit turned to two bits infront of her eyes. "then two, to four," The two bit were now four in the palm of his hand and slapped his together. "then four to eight!" He finshed as the four were now eight. "Or nothing at all." He said as the bits turned to ash in his hands.

She stared awe struck. He made eight bits infornt of her! How? She needed to know how he did it, then she remembered what he had said. 'I know how to make money'.

"Say, can you teach me how to make money?" She said turning to him. She swore that his eyes turned dollar signs at the sound of the question.

"All right...but it's gonna be risky." He warned her as he walked out of the farm. He turned right and she questioned where they were going. He answered with two words.

"The Graveyard!" He exclaimed as they walked through the tombstone ridden field. She looked up at him with a "Are you crazy?" look, but when she saw a shovel as high as his shoulders she followed his thoughts.

"We're going Grave Robbin'" He said with a smile on his face.

The Sin, the pony, and the really big cake

"Ok I don't want no funny buisness now blocking others is againt the rules. You each have...two hours to eat your respective cakes got it?" Greed said as he walked by the table looking at both Pinkie and Gluttony. They both nodded and took their stances.

"Ready?"

"Set..."

"GO!" Greed yelled as he waved the green flag and both sin and pony began eating their cakes. Pinkie was already done with her first half of the cake when she stole a glance she saw Gluttony already eatting the remaining half of his cake.

"One!" He yelled as another cake was set infront of him. Pinkie then finshed and then came another. Gluttony's friends were cheering him and Pinkies friends doinr the same for her.

"Gula, what are getting yourself into?" Greed asked Gluttony in his conscience. Gluttony ate the second cake and Pinkie followed in suit.

"Alright everyone! Final cake and its a big one!" Mr. Ckae said as he put down both of the super cakes down on the table. Andrew could swear he thought he heard the table cracke a little.

"May the best eatter win." Gluttony said to Pinkie who shook his hand. They both dug into the giant cakes and Pinkie felt her bottomless pit of a stomach feeling full after the first five or six bites. Gluttony on the other hand, didn't feel full at all for one reason, hit stomach was literaly at bottomless pit. His stomach was never there for it was a portal almost. He took the last bite of the cake and stood up victorious. Pinkie looked at her half eatten cake of a monster and sighed in defeat.

"I ain't that bad, I mean yopu almost beat me. I'll finish that for ya." He said almost dislocating his jaw and took the rest of the cake and ate it whole.

"They also called me "Starvation" for all the food I ate at the lunch room." He said looking at her.

A Horsemens interlude?!

"Well everyone, the night is still young go out there and get that candy!" Gluttony yelled from the stage as Luna and Famine strolled up to the stage.

"She claims she knows thee, tis is true?" Luna asked Gluttony, who nodded.

"Yes she's my wife." He said with a smile as he hugged Famine. She hugged with one arm, and holding the baby in the other. As she took his energy and he gain it back after a few bits of candy, they strolled out to the meddow.

Andrew was at home giving the fillies and colts candy, as he noticed one little orange filly.

"Scootaloo, right?" He asked as she turned to him along with other CMC members.

"Yes? Whatdoya want?" She asked him as he cocked his head to the side.

"I notice you can't fly, I can teach you maybe...if you give Sloth a wake up call." He said pointing to Sloth who was laying on the couch in a catlike postion.

"That'll be easy!" She said as went Sloth and yelled in her ear as loud she could. Of coarse it did nothing. Scootaloo reared up and started shaking Sloth, violently. To no avail she found every way of waking ponies (and people) up. She banged pots together, found cymbols and crashed them together, she even found a stick and hit Sloth in the head.

"This is hard...how do you do it?" Scootaloo said looking up at Andrew.

"Well, now that they're in physical form, I have to this!" He said as he burried his hand in her head. "Now, where was it?" He said varoius items out of Sloths head. He pulled out chicken, books, fruit, cups, plates, and finally he pulled out a clock.

"This, my dear ponies, is her sleep clock. What it does is this." He said as he adjusted a hand on the clock and Sloth bolted right up with a out of place blush. She shook her head and tried to lay down only to bolt up again.

Sloth, now panting and face red with a blush, looked down at her feet and noticed a little wet spot on ground.

"...Drew? c-can you stop doing thaaahh...that?" She said as she started to 'leak' more on the floor.

"Not until you wake up." Andrew said with a sly grin "You three, I'll promise you, I teach you how to fly. Right now, I'm gonna have a little fun."

The CMC nodded and left the house leaving only Sloth and Andrew.

"So where were we?"

"You were having fun with me...master..."

[AN] This is a chapter thats name is out of place the reason why, is because when Gula and Famine go to the meadow, this happens at the same time.