You Are Discordially Invited To A New Equestria

“I wish I had known when we left that we would be engaging in so much outdoor hiking, this would have been the perfect time to try out my new line of hiking gear. I don't have much in that line but I'm sure I could have found something. So much of the current selection is so drab and uninspired. I sincerely wish that I could have at least brought a hat to keep the sun from my eyes...”

As Rarity spoke and briskly trotted along, she doing a poor job of watching where she was going. Too busy looking for her friends and complaining about her current predicament led the mare to walk briskly face-first into a large, stone wall. She shook her head to quickly clear it and rubbed her forehead concerned over possible blemishes forming. When she looked up, Rarity was face-to-face with a 2 foot high representation of her cutie mark embedded into the wall in front of her with diamonds somehow even more perfect than the idealized ones pictured on her flank.

Rarity was spellbound and gave out a small whimper at their pure, shiny, shimmering glorious beauty. It was only the dark, hollow laughing of Discord that brought her back to reality. “Congratulations Rarity, you have just stumbled upon the one thing in Equestria sexier and more arousing than my beautiful face. “Do you like what you see? Imagine if you could share this beauty with the rest of the world.”

Rarity stared on in stunned wonder as she slowly drew closer, her eyes spinning and speaking as if she were on some sort of drugs and in the midst of the most pleasurable high imaginable, “Yes, I like very much.” With a sudden rush of willpower Rarity shook her head and turned away. She didn't know what was going on but she knew that if it involved Discord it couldn't be any good. “No, I will not let myself be taken in like that. Even for something that fabulous. I must resist!”

Rarity took several labored steps away from the glowing gems, “Must find the others. Must stop Discord. Must, must, must SHARE THIS BEAUTY WITH THEM,” rarity yelled as she ran back to the stone wall and began chipping away at the rocks with her bare hooves...

“Well Rarity, you're a bit messy and it took a lot of time and effort but it was worth it.” She sat on her bottom admiring the huge, thick, veiny, pulsating cock now dangling from her nethers. It must have been fate that this was hers, after all the each ball and the shaft itself contained a beautiful, shining diamond. “Who would have thought that those three little gems would have turned out to be this gorgeous, oak tree of a cock!” Rarity was positively swooning as she stared down at her member, the problem with being a mare is that meant she didn't have a stallionhood to give to anypony. Sure she had her pussy, ass, hooves, horn, and mouth to give, but there was something special about a long, erect prick. A prick that she now possessed. With a cute, loving voice she looked down at it and smiled, “I can't wait to give you to some lucky pony.”

As she stood up, Rarity began moving her neck between her front legs in an effort to reach her new body part with her tongue. As she began getting close, her experiment was interrupted as the remaining stone wall that the cock had been excavated from collapsed in a loud, crash that left behind dust and smoke. When it all cleared, Twilight was staring at her unicorn friend behaving in a manner that was as unladylike as Twilight had ever seen. Terrified of the answer and with a hoof over her eyes, Twilight asked Rarity why she was wearing a strap-on.

“Strap-on?! What are you talking about Twilight, this big, beautiful log is a penis! It's real! And it needs to be STROKED! Now get your horny little hooves on it!” Saying that Rarity ran quickly over to Twilight and put the tip of the phallus around two inches from Twilight's muzzle.

Twilight was about ready to cry out of frustration at seeing Rarity had apparently given in to the same madness that had corrupted Applejack and Pinkie. Despite her insistence of having a penis, to her and the friends she had found, it definitely was just a black, leather harness holding onto a clean, white, rather large dildo.

Getting the earth ponies here had been hard enough for Twilight. With their constant forays into the others genitals, or their own, and Pinkie's randomness it seemed like she was never going to get help with finding the elements or stopping Discord. When they saw Rarity, they didn't really care that the appendage swinging between her four legs wasn't real. Applejack just started saying how important it was to be true to her desires and honest with herself. Pinkie Pie was ecstatic since apparently what Rarity had was, “just what the party needed.”

Twilight watched in embarrassed resignation as, in less than 20 seconds Pinkie Pie was resting her wet, dripping folds on Applejack's eager mouth as Rarity got into position to, “give herself,” to Applejack. “What has gotten into my friends?!” Twilight yelled only to get a very unwelcome, coy answer from Rarity.

“Oh I would say only about two inches thus far. Don't worry though dear, there will be plenty here for you too.”

Twilight knew she needed her friends to beat Discord and at this point was resigned to the idea that they apparently needed to work out some sexual frustration if they were going to be at all useful.

Considering how perverse and willing AJ and Pinkie had been getting here, Twilight was too scared of what they might do to her if she turned her back to them but was even more afraid to leave them alone. This meant Twilight wound up watching. It was almost mental torture as Twilight felt forced to act as a chaperon as her friends coupled. Twilight felt though that at this point the only chance they had of getting anything accomplished was if the three could “get it out of their system.” Of course it didn't help calm things down once the trio noticed they had an audience. It actually seemed to push their passions even further.

Whether it was psychosomatic or some magical effect of the strap-on she was wearing Twilight couldn't help but notice a couple things. The analytic part of Twilight's mind noticed that Rarity was acting as if the rubber phallus hanging from her body was real. She even acted as if it was providing real, physical sensations. She even squealed a little bit out of surprise at one moment when Pinkie gave it a surprise tickle with one of her hooves. She also seemed quite intent on heaping praise on her lovers. “Oh Applejack, your pussy is simply divine. Who ever thought such a strong, rough workhorse could have a part of her that was this soft and velvety?”

Applejack mumbled something in response but nopony understood what it was since AJ apparently wasn't willing to remove her lips from Pinkie to speak, nor was Pinkie interested in pulling away. Twilight was conflicted as she watched. She was actually considering adding her hoof to the mix. She figured the quicker she could help the girls get this out of their system, the quicker they could move along to find Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. As clean and clinical as her desires were, Twilight couldn't help but worry that some of that impulse to get involves was that whatever happened to AJ, Pinkie, and Rarity's mind was now happening to her.

It became a moot point though since after about ten minutes of intense, loud sex and as Twilight had finally decided to get involved that the three mares began to separate. “You two have been truly amazing but I feel it would be terribly selfish of me to monopolize the two of you for myself and this glorious dick must be shared with as many ponies as possible. Plus I suppose it was terribly selfish of Discord to steal Twilight's horn as well as Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash's wings.”

“Three ponies is a good start but it really isn't much of a party. All six of us would only be a warmup act after all,” Pinkie add as she hopped over to Twilight.

“And to be honest I'd really like to see about having a fuck-off with Rainbow Dash. She may 'av won the Iron Pony competition, but I guarantee I can out-buck that short-winded filly.”

Twilight wasn't entirely thrilled with their reasoning but she was glad that they could finally be moving along before she had to literally get her hooves dirty. As the four girls went deeper into the maze though, and as she listened to the extremely explicit descriptions of what Pinkie was planning to do once she found the others, Twilight found herself internally debating whether not having to get involved was a relief or a disappointment.