"So, how are you guys doing tonight?"
Joel sat at his computer, preparing for another long night of Twitch streaming. This was a stream he had wanted to do for quite some time, and he didn't want to wait any longer.
"I got a real treat for you this time," he said into his microphone excitedly, "We're gonna be doing a Jump Ultimate Stars Hardcore Friday tonight!"
Joel rubbed his hands together in anticipation for the chance to beat the absolute living man-shit out of Naruto while playing as Dio Brando.
"I really, really don't wanna waste any more time than I need to," he said, "so.... here we go!"
The chat spouted their usual nonsense as Joel loaded the ROM file into his Nintendo DS emulator. However, while he made sure to adjust the screen for his video capture software, he noticed a Twitch user spamming the chat:
[23:21:21] Hugh_J_Nuss: This expands my dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[23:21:21] twilightsparkleisawesome: joel
[23:21:22] twilightsparkleisawesome: hey joel
[23:21:23] WeBigBois: EAT SHIT ORANGE GOKU
[23:21:23] Sethgotnuts22: Prepare for jojokes guys
[23:21:24] twilightsparkleisawesome: poni when jobel
[23:21:24] deez_nutshack: What is this weeb trash
[23:21:25] xXx_fukbiches4lyfe69_xXx: is this vinny?
[23:21:25] LiterallyHitler: Guys what is this game
[23:21:25] twilightsparkleisawesome: pls
[23:21:26] lordofthedick: BONZI WORLD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[23:21:27] twilightsparkleisawesome: do it joebl
Joel winced to himself. Bronies, he thought. Those stupid fucks... He banned the user from chat for spamming, because brony or not, spam was spam.
"No, I'm not streaming My Little Pony shit, alright?" said Joel. "I just won't. Look, if you wanna see ponies on Vinesauce so badly, talk to Rev or something, I dunno. But, point is... that stuff's not welcome here, and you guys need mental evaluations if you think it is. Don't request it, it's never gonna happen. Are we clear?... Good. Fucking hell..."
Satisfied that he got his point across, he started up the game.
This was the last thing he remembered before he passed out.
